>> i'm a free trader.totally. a fair trader. i'm all kinds of trader. >> greg: i don't know what that means, but i love it. [applause] interesting! shut up! another week and an idiotic move the democrats titled bamerica hostage putting noncitizens before citizens. look at what happened to them. [video] the government closed for three days. i've had cold sores lasted

longer. [laughter] but with all the panic what was untouched in the shutdown? food stamps, post office, law enforcement. tsa, air r traffic controllers, power grid maintenance, order control, cbc, medicaid, social security checks, medicare check, amtrak, veterans hospitals, thank god! federal courts, that is a shutdown i tam unattractive! you can take the anyway. anyway the president was that whatever! i will be here watching fox and friends. and chuck schumer is what did i get myself into? and then he starts eating an entire chocolate chip cookie cake by yourself.and did not think it through. now you are alone, half naked crying in a closet covered in crimes and whipped cream! that is chuck schumer. as donald trump boasted -- i

was going to go but hai wanted switzerland for a crime involving a mountain here. some planned to protest. but why? jealous maybe?world leaders a billionaire? and that has to hurt. also in america you cannot swing a previous without hitting another bone delivered to workers by their companies. even mountains hate trump, look at that! at this. shut up you stupid pile of dirt! what have you invented? the echo? here is donald trump telling them what is wet. >> people are happy with what we've done. not only on the textile but also cutting regulations. and i think also being a cheerleader for our country. if you are not a cheerleader for your company or country, matter what happens it will not work. >> he's right about that tax

bill. the narrative that it put the race before the middle class is now dead. now chrysler, apple and starbucks shovel millions back to their workers. the windfall, companies are now windfall to workers.so how does that work for awesome offspring of peer pressure and trickle-down economics. no business wants to be icon th wrong side of this! and it is contagious. the democrats, they cannot admit it. which makes them deniers! winning deniers. the media portrays donald trump is the biggest president to ever face the eu. but boy does he stand out! he is the both in the eu china shop and that is strength! in every room that he enters the speakers become hotter than o'jays -- about donald trump wanted to buy robert mueller. the media can barely control themselves. >> a bombshell report. >> donald trump p ordered for robert mueller to be fired.

>> he tried to fire him. >> the president tried to prior special counsel is no longer a hypothetical. >> so -- what! [applause] and i hate to swear but i'm sorry, the press is acting like they stumbled onto a frozen woolly mammoth with amelia earhart in its mouth. how is this a scoop? president trump says he wants to fire someone. wasn't that his calling card? and his t.v. career? you're fired! he would fire god if he could tear down some talking and firing like snoop dogg talking about pot. [laughter]

did you notice that when it is the fbi is the media and the democrats mocking it. it is always two against one. i call that bias but what do i know? i hit my head on my bed. and i keep thinking about pancakes. national pancake day! a day for flipping flapjacks! everywhere you can flip flapjacks in wichita falls. the power of pancake flipping national pancake day. [laughter] you have time to practice your flip. in the meantime, if you want to warm up, you just watch special counsel robert mueller looks like he may be maybe about to flip a cooperating witness. >> all of that, set up for that

payoff. please kill me! let's welcome to next guests. he has a nose for froze and wears school offer we have walter! she cuts through more full than a texas budget. reporter for 24/7, carly! [applause] she only counts using negative numbers! national review reporter, cat! [applause] and, the earth does push up against him. former bodyguard and massive sidekick, tyrus! [applause] all right. let's go to the most recent news with this freaking news. this is breaking news that donald trump was considering

firing robert mueller. first of all this is breaking news about something that happened in june. [laughter] actually, it's not. it's about something that did not happen in june. >> yes! >> the media in an attempt to keep the russian collusion addict on methadone has to deliver these every week. this is the weirdest one because it is about alternative universe. it is sort onof like what if jf had brought marilyn monroe into the white house and marry her? what if hitler had done a nuke before we had? what if donald trump fired robert mueller? and -- [laughter] if you read the story it is for people with knowledge of the matter. that means that they were not actually there. they know somebody who was. the reason that there are four is because two would not be enough. [laughter] so, say they heard from someone that heard it from somebody. then the times we need seven people. it is a new kind of news that i

have not wrapped my head around yet. >> is so interesting because we were talking about this. is he going to fire him or not? we knew he was talking about it. kii'm sure he said he wasn't bu he was fibbing. that is s what we expect about donald trump he tells white lights to but they're not big white lies. there little white lies. anyway, carly, you can talk about that i hit my head. >> i did not ouknow that! >> yeah. but i am here because i am a warrior! >> that is good.d. to talk about robert mueller, i agree with something you said in the monologue. he comments on that something that he may have said. maybe in pass and you know he is actively. i want to fire that guy. but the point is that he did not do it. so there is really no story! at the discussion. he did not do it. so i do not know what everyone

is up in arms over this. and, we were talking about this over the summer. >> yes. >> reports said he was thinking about hiring him and now all the sudden it is news again. when he was over in switzerland he did this. and now it's part of the cycle and we wonder why. >> and it's a way to steer the news away from the good news, taxpayer did make your own adventure in this admin. you can speak about switzerland or robert mueller or anything that you want! >> anything i want? [laughter] [applause] i shouldn't! [laughter] about robert mueller, i would guess that i think it is a bigger deal than you do greg. however, again, he did not actually do it! and any good therapist will tell you that the way to happiness is you are supposed to live in the present. and i think we should all try

to live in the present. i think it will be really bad did actually fire him. just probably is why he did not actually do it! [laughter] [applause] do you know what is funny though? your advice about living in the present is the only way that like, i was so critical of trump. but when he was elected, i choose to live in the present. i had to stop being like, this guy is crazy or is revolting. as ed lived by his actions and not by his words. and live in the present. and actually he is turning out really great! not just for him, but for me. [applause] i feel, tyrus, i feel less crazy now that i live in the present. >> as a badge wearing procrastinator, i cannot be more happy with the media saying, if you say you're going to do something then accounts the same as doing something. but i don't change a lightbulb, i fixed the car. i am more respectful of my relationship. i have not done those things

yet but [laughter] it counts! >> they do! >> i am just saying. [applause] >> tsi mean i just think it is hilarious that he was about to fire him. then what happened? >> lawyers stopped him. >> he changed his mind. then what happens? that's it. he didn't do it. >> how do you talk about that all day long? i don't understand. he was going to fire him and he didn't. what more do you add? i know! they will say he lied about it but it's like yes! he is still president! [laughter] all right. we have to go. [laughter] you are going to love our next -- they released a song, he either released a song or he departed. i can't tell. (vo) make her day with

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♪ >>. ♪ [applause] >> it is a steel cage about rage! another week, and another batch of media slapping the barrel. msnbc is take on the presidents trip to switzerland.

too many white guys! >> we should point out one other thing. the chair people this year, there are seven. i believe all of them are women when i look at the president right they have these people with him, he is only surrounded by white guys. >> i hate white guys! they have done nothing! meanwhile cnn refused to give donald trump credit for the booming economy because it's all about -- quite obviously. clinton had continued some economic policies obama had put in place, the president obama was the economic gains on the same level as president trump during the last year in terms of job growth and so on.>> i don't know about that. [laughter] we should just skipped over that stuff and -- the best weeks performance goes to joe scarborough. he crooned but no one swooned. debuting a new song over a montage of clips the women's march.it is called, stand!

which is ironic because you will want to lie down and ♪ ♪ puke. ♪ [music] ♪ [music] >> so stupid! [laughter] [applause] just to be sure i was not being too hard on him, i played the song for >>a baby.♪ ♪ [music] then i played it for my neighbor. >> we go to break in some powerful images from over the ♪ ♪ weekend. ♪ [music]

then i played it for my entire ♪ ♪ neighborhood. ♪ [music] you know, this would never happen if someone would just be honest with poor joe and tell him that a midlife crisis is not a good look. luckily, there is a drug for ♪ ♪ that. ♪ [music] ♪ >> it could happen to ♪ anyone. ♪ your friend creates ♪ something awful. ♪ [music] ♪ you want them to stop. ♪ you take the more socially ♪ acceptable route and applaud ♪ their efforts. ♪ you may be suffering from ♪ preference falsification. ♪ [music] ♪ i just tell them the songs ♪ are great but the whole time ♪ i'm hitting every second of ♪ it! ♪ [laughter]

♪ now you do not have to. ♪ thanks to friendelica. ♪ you can stop your friends ♪ from embarrassing ♪ themselves.>> dude, your ♪ music sucks! ♪ it always had! ♪ >> thank you friendelica! >> it works in all types of situations. even at work. >> before i used to let my coworkers did away with all kinds of dumb things. >> how was your weekend? >> you look like a -- and not hat gary! thanks friendelica! >> friendelica, brings out the straight shooter in all of us. [applause] >> very good. [applause] you have to have somebody in your life who can take you aside and tell you that whatever you're doing is stupid. clearly, he doesn't have that. >> you know first i have to say that i think trump has taken a heavy dose of friendelica. he's like the only person the

mother called it like he hsees it at every moment of the day. and i saw a tweet that nika sent out. she i think that was the son of our generation. >> ,yes that is what she said! >> here is what really annoys me about this. that song twasn't about the woman who marched. that was a joe scarborough moment. >> yes! >> is all about joe. if they really wanted to do this montage honoring the woman that marched, maybe pick a woman who did that and have her sing about her, the reason why she did this. that had nothing to do with anything that the women's market had to do it. it was all about joe. >> it was all about joe trying to be progressive dude at the age of 50. >> not wearing socks! >> yes! tyrus, when not played it look like something -- >> i just want to reach through and just -- i mean!

damn bro! obviously his wife does not like him. you know i some people have said to me you have a medium tank top and it looks great! but she did not like me. so i am happy now. but forget the song, which was god awful and the exploitation of women by a guy. he is one of the most sexist, rude, demoralizing to women. always talking trash or whatever. waiting for his song was probably the best thing in my left ear because they always interrupt each other. if you ever sector the show the over talk each other nonstop! she is doing the intro and he is like this -- [laughter] and then he does the -- someone just needs to be -- >> it was his moment! >> yes. [applause] where you moved?

>> i did not go to the march. i am a woman but this is like half -- yeah! [laughter] this was half for me. i would say number one, no thank you. and number two, actually kind of thank you because now, i am not the person who embarrassed themselves last week the worst. [laughter] if i were his light benefit of the reason he wasn't spending time with me paying attention to me was to make that -- i would be so, so paste off! >> he left his wife for nika, am i correct? >> she should probably send him back after that song. [laughter] >> yeah. he is thinking globally. not locally! what is your take on this? >> i do not see a picture of him singing but i could feel that he had his glasses on.

[laughter] i could see his hair the whole time. it sickens me in a weird way. it is male menopause at its very worst. [laughter] [applause] >> with amazing i believe that trump is turning a lot of people in the media into thinking that he is the central character of david bowie as heroes. up against the wall, bullets flying over our head. >> i went to the republican convention and i sort trump speak. i immediately knew he would win. because he makes everyone else be like a star. when you talk about him, suddenly there is a righteousness and they are addicted to him. >> yeah. coming up, fools who do not follow the rules. we discussed the crackdown of jeff sessions. that is next! [applause] patrick woke up with a sore back.

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news headquarters" i am arthel neville. in the week ahead for the president, he is scheduled to lay out his immigration framework to market the president proposes a path to citizenship for nearly 2 million immigrants known as dreamers. in exchange for funding for his long promised border wall. on tuesday mr. trump set to deliver his first state of the union address. the white house saying the president will take a unifying tone. afghan authorities now say 103

people have died in yesterday's suicide bombing in kabul. more than 200 others have been injured. the attacker driving an ambulance filled with explosives through a checkpoint and into the city downtown. the capital of the city. the last damaging or destroying dozens of shops and cars nearby holdings and the taliban has claimed responsibility. the wealth could run dry if they do not comply! this week the department of justice sent letters to 23 century cities and states cooperating with federal immigration agents. if they refuse the doj could cut off certain federal funding. this includes new york city, chicago, and california and oregon. they say cities have legation to notify immigration enforcement

when on document people are released from jail. jeff sessions as failure to do so is a hazard to public safety. protecting criminal aliens defies common sense and undermines the rule of law. so let me translate that to democrats. racist, racist racist. [applause] has for sanctuaries we go to the only kind i care about. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: stupid pandas. they are stupid. i don't want to get into the panda business because we append lovers out there why can't i have a sanctuary city? >> i don't want to sanctuary city i wanted to tension city.

if you come here not documented your get wrapped up. >> greg: but not long-term. >> will fly on driving home. >> him for a path to citizenship as long as there's no cuts. you cannot cut line. >> were making it a moral issue and it's not. it's the law. the people who are to blame for the dreamer situation as their parents. the republicans or democrats sanctuary cities is not helping. they're causing more division. if you commit a crime and not legal, everyone should know it. enough following the same rules software. >> what you think walter?

>> i don't know how undocumented immigrants can afford to live in san francisco and new york. i went to princeton and i cannot afford to live in san francisco. sounds cozy, like they give you a blanket and build your fire and make you herbal tea. who wants to go to chicago? the city should be like gary indiana they need workers, badly in montana where i live in february we should have a sanctuary month to get everybody there. but in san francisco. >> just the nice weather i guess. >> is actually the government. this is a no-brainer for president trump. he said it on the campaign trail and he's now doing it.

we shouldn't be surprised. >> greg: what about you, cat? i'm very pro- immigration. i think you can be pro- immigration between get make it better. get rid of some things improve some things. >> i agree with that. i hate when people talk about illegal immigrants and criminals in the same sentence. like there are people responsible for rising crime rates, especially when you talk about people like the dreamers who are adding to the economy it would make sense to keep them here and let them to continue to add to the economy them spend money to deport them. >> greg: to like the word dreamers? is genius. i think anybody who comes here

or is trying to do something with their lives or dreamers. there's people who come here temporarily to make money and go back, how is that a dream or? it's a great term. rhetoric wins arguments. >> the economic argument is pretty solid. i'm all about economics. >> the cities are where they need gardeners and people they need to pay off the books. >> it's pelosi, how she keeps her house looking great. [applause] >> greg: memexico should want chain migration sanctuary cities stance of families could stay and help make mexico great. and help make mexico great. coming up,

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close? chinese scientists reveal that they can't to help the monkeys is in the same technique that made dolly the sheep in 1996. obviously they're insanely adorable. this method has worked to clone others. but never primates. they broken a barrier that puts in one step closer to human cloning. do we need another me? [applause] and who would you clone if you could? how president trump? he can make all countries great again. what about lou dobbs, he could host all shows on every channel at the same time. or maybe hillary clinton -- is that cloning is a bad idea

should be banned forever. which you want to clone of yourself? >> no. >> you can talk to yourself but your problems about cloning yourself. i don't like this at all. i've never been having an interaction with a person and thought gee, i would like to the east. [laughter] [applause] >> i was going to say if i could clone everybody thinks i am funny that would be good for my career. >> that is good. walter, do you know what bothers me about this. it's silicon valley rich kids will be for this because they

want to create a disposable surplus of human organs in the treated like the clones have no conscious or actual experience. that's what this is going. >> i don't understand what you just said. i know that joe scarborough would rather have 20 of himself so they could all sing harmony. cloning is great for narcissists. people like me who hate themselves, it's a nightmare. i imagine man looked up at the sky but what human needs is cloning answer? i want 27 of myself. >> my point is that it's people thinking they can harvest organs. like if you have one classic car in great condition that you have

six of the same model in your backyard for parts because it's hard because is not been made anymore. so you have these other cars that you can take parts from. >> you just keep about you chained up in the garage? i broke my arm, number six, come here. i'm excited about this. i want to clone of me. i can raise me the way i want to with their parents or foster people that are very. it be great, be me and just me. no child support just me. >> your clones will have the same problem you have. >> no, because i will fix them. who better to take care of me than me when i'm old. [applause] in a divorce marriage in bad

relationships think it's a don't listen or think that daddy is not cool. little me thinks i'm cool. he has to. on a reflection of him and he is a reflection of me. carly, pro or con? >> i don't think it to happen. did you look at the monkeys question like that i'll do the same. their faces are different. so how do we know they did this one of the faces is longer. i think they put too monkeys that looks similar and said will just write up a press release i'm our talking about it. >> i'm glad you're [inaudible] my staff because you killed the story. no gregg those monkeys are

clearly not related. >> i don't think they have the same mother. >> when remember when hillary clinton claps at the nine/11 memorial and then 15 minutes later she came out of a building and said hello to a little girl -- it's already happening. >> greg: he explains everything. science says people don't ♪ your heart doesn't only belong to you. bye grandpa. and if you have heart failure, entrusting your heart to entresto may help. entresto is a heart failure medicine that helps improve your heart's ability to pump blood to the body. in the largest heart failure study ever, entresto was proven superior at helping people stay alive and out of the hospital compared to a leading heart failure medicine. don't take entresto if pregnant.

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>> greg: you are a child no mor. scientists in australia have concluded that adulthood begins at 24. the reason, societal and biological changes have push the end of adolescence past the age of 19. according to some stats which i didn't read, people are continue education longer into lame parenthood. scientists a we know the human brain develops beyond the age of 20, unless you're liberal. am i right? [applause] red meat hacked joke.

we caught up to the typical 20 oh for comment. [inaudible] [inaudible] [inaudible] [inaudible] >> interesting fact, he is now on the supreme court. >> when you make of this? why is this happening? why is adulthood late? because were living longer? >> the same story said it starting earlier. adolescence is starting at ten, four years earlier than i did a hard 50 years ago. that's horrible. you're sitting in fifth grade, you have a mustache in your voice is deep you want to party.

you feel like sliced alone but they treat you like leave it to beaver. that's the part that disturbs me. it's starting earlier. >> greg: tyrus, when do you believe it begins? >> when i was born. good luck kids. i find it difficult that you can brand something like that. i think environment would have a lot to do with it. i mean how many parents had in your house. your mom work 60 hours a week and you had to take care of brothers and sisters year an adult really quickly. i don't see how they come up with that you know mom and dad and 2.5 kids, as it we had to grow quick rise from. i have a hard time with hearing

that. >> greg: it's not about age. it's about experience. i was watching dunkirk and anyone at that beach became an adult. they think about kids going on when they had to work on a farm, they were driving when they're younger because they're on a farm. the when you are on a farm you could sell cyclopedia's. now you're 30 and can play xbox for 60 hours a week. >> xbox, you are so old. [laughter] >> greg: all right, smarty-pants. your what? are you an adult? >> yes. >> how many years? >> i felt like adult for a long time.

i wish i knew this though, when i was working my off in the early 20s and before that i could've been hanging out a playpen the whole time. if only i had known that. >> greg: their websites where you can. >> it doesn't matter. hard work and be an adult -- you're never gonna be anybody. >> greg: is when you wake up and decide. >> i don't know what you just said. >> greg: neither did i. >> i think it has a lot to do with gender. like 18 for women, 34 for guys. that's when men become actual men.

>> i'm not sure i could disagree with that. i think women on campus i've been -- >> there having therapy sessions for people were thinking of going to a ben shapiro speech. those brains are still developing who's in charge of this? someone had to leave until he was 25. he still lives in the basement? sure, i'm only two years behind schedule. seriously, i just think it's because the people who bought all this past chair was on that we dealt with including western society made it possible for people to sit around and play video games. >> i just and say xbox. >> greg: still to come, the special investigation.

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>> not quite. military might is one factor into many that makes a country the best. >> the report says soft power is be more important. what is that? sounds like people that would bring their best providers to the battlefield. >> it's diplomacy. best inside and outside borders. >> it's like hiring toby when you could have met the mcconnaughhay. fred here says, switzerland is the number one country. did you just spell united states on? >> no. the cost of ca capitalism and hn rights. that's what people care about. >> it canada, denmark, and norway beat us in quality of life. displaces, cold? >> we've had a cold spell in the u.s. this year. >> i don't seem to be convincing you. some going to use math. right others plus matthew

mcconnaughhay divided by mcdonald's time thomas edison to the power of genes equals usa forever. [applause] the other countries can keep their ratings, we'll take back our genes with rivets and the rest of the work or khakis. the rest of the world will look like employees. >> if i could convince you there's everything we could do. come with me. >> this is literally a chicken sandwich a truck called yankee doodle dandy. if this won't commence work, nothing will. >> thank you mr. dandy. we got the sandwiches i'm sure everyone's mind has changed. i need everybody's mind to be changed. so just set. >> so i sure everyone's mind has been changed, right? right? >> i never turn down the french

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