there. that is meet with hard-working coal miners from the area. anyway, don't forget to send me on facebook, follow me on twitter in instagram. you never have to mis if you can't watch set your dvr. thank you so much for watching. i'm jeanine pirro advocating for truth, justice and the american way. >> the dow jones dropped not just significantly, not just by over 600 points but dropped specifically by 666 points. it dropped by 666, the number of the beast. it exists in the bible and it exist on jared kushner's new office building. greg: is true. everyone from holy water on your tvs. satan is our president. president trump had an idea and

let's have a parade. why? because you idiots, parades are awesome. >> president trump has told top military rescue once a military parade in dc and this was originally reported from the post when he was inspired by the raid he was inspired by his friends. greg: france? oh my god. notify the therapist and call the comfort animals. he wants operate. this is exactly the opposite of what the media wants. >> apparently he wants missiles, tanks, rolling down pennsylvania avenue. >> that's the stupidest thing i ever heard. >> this is not about showcasing our military but the president showing off. >> may be the antidote is to give donald trump a military uniform with epaulets on the shoulders and salad dressing on the left lapel and let him march around. >> trump once a military parade.

he's going full dictator now. greg: i like to use these when i go to parades. for reasons i can't get into but i think these whiners on cable tv could use this now. it is so strange to see so much hostility for pretty much people who are okay with any parade. we just had a parade for the philadelphia eagles and they are not even birds. [laughter] they are a bunch of flyers. we find military parades so offputting. i get the criticism in america doesn't need a parade touting our military might and we know what we can do and as a rule, i hate parades. being short all i see is sweaty but actually it sounds great but still it's not trump's opinion

but showing genuine appreciation for our nation's fighting forces. it is the revulsion puked up by those shocked that someone would say this out loud. yet they had no problem with other displays of attention seeking activity. >> hopefully congress will live up to the values of the american people overwhelmingly support the dreamers. excuse me, they'll allow residents to pay in-state tuition who are undocumented. i introduced a bill in 2001 and has spent most of his -- for that taper, proper, that seems far-fetched. [laughter] >> just got words that they had enough of the record for the longest continuous speech in the house. [laughter] i still have more. i think all of you. [applause]

they wanted to end. [laughter] greg: she talked for eight hours in scientific circles this is known as hell. bottom line, unlike pelosi's eight hour scream that only pleased to friends trump is expressing an opinion that a lot of us have and when the response to that is so out of whack it makes you want to support the very thing he suggests even when you don't agree with him. anyway, paying attention and anyone paying attention realizes that he is a 70 -year-old salesman from queens who talks casually about anything yet sometimes they color outside the lines with his words and can be pretty sloppy but that is what you get when you elect your rich uncle who doesn't give a [bleep]. now i want a military parade i didn't want one before and i never wanted one and. [cheering and applause] you know what i think we have

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american military extravaganza. [cheering and applause] greg: i realize this could be deeply offensive to some people so we also came up with alternative event for those who find a military parade to unsettling. >> are you offended by a parade celebrating the military? then maybe you should attend the parade for wimps. if the only celebration guaranteed not to upset anyone featuring a giant wall and unless you're allergic and forget about it. you will have designated safe spaces on every corner. plus, the first 1000 people in attendance get a free comfort to got. the parade for wimps is sponsored by the spoken word poets society, man bun brigade in the parade for wimps is for wimps. be there unless you can't make

it sign a petition banning gender specific pronouns. [cheering and applause] greg: i like that. the fact is if trump is president and you still take everything he says literally you are nuts. [laughter] you're one of those japanese soldiers on a remote island that still thanks world war ii is being fought. the war is over. trump one. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guest. he's as truthful as he is youthful, the youtube sensation sweeping the nation creator and host of the rubin report, dave rubin your mac she is so smart all of her teeth are wisdom teeth. attorney, emily cavallo. [cheering and applause] she is witty, midi and lives

with a kitty its national review reporter kat sims. [cheering and applause] and a volcano is his footbath, former bodyguard and massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] dave, i know what im. shallow human being and i don't have any real beliefs about a parade or not but when people get angry about something that i choose the opposite. is that what trump does? >> i don't want to start the show with the criticism but you played that thing nancy pelosi and you had a package of depends there and you didn't make a joke. greg: i missed it. [laughter] >> as far as the parade people say trump is anti- gay and yet he wants to put on a parade. anyone who is ever participated in or attended a parade is gay. [laughter] that's how it works. doesn't matter what kind of parade but you're automatically

gay. this is a great outreach to the lgbt q community. greg: you at a unique perspective, dave. >> i try. can i borrow one of the defense? greg: dave's husband's name is dave which must be confusing. >> it works for me. greg: it makes monogrammed towels very easy. emily, no parade, parade, what are your thoughts? >> i come from a military family and my greatest honor but my biggest issue with this is that this is one more polarizing issue where the left runs to their side and it becomes the debate and the real issue is being ignored which is that we have essentially been at war for 20 years without consistent funding and without the defense officials listing responded to modernization in maintenance and training and our service members are dying on, just because it. the travesty is that lawmakers

are pulling these magic minutes in sitting on the government as political strategy and they are not addressing the military services need funding and help and not the parade. that's clouding the issue to me. greg: a very serious responsible answer from emily. makes me feel guilty about my silly monologue. >> can we cut this will show and remove what i said. greg: cat, rob o'neill claims killed osama bin laden but we don't have proof. i kill you drink it, rob, don't kill me. he says the military parade is third world [bleep] and we prepare and deter and fight and stop this conversation. as i said before, i don't know is the expert on this, you know he is a feeling i'm a talkshow host. >> i have to say, honestly, i have anytime i've been at a

parade the only thing i've ever been excited thinking about is the fact that eventually it will be over and i will get to go home. it's either sweaty or cold and everyone around you is having a great time and you're not and it's a microcosm for your life and your just like what am i doing here but i think parade, no parade, i forgot to get mad about the parade were excited. i really don't care either way. greg: you want drive me crazy operates? little kids who get to ride other parents next so they get a good view. if i do that as an adult like i get arrested if i climb up on -- >> the answer is no. [laughter] yeah, that's where it is going. you know where it is going. no. greg: you wouldn't even know i was there. >> it's not so much he's on my shoulders but the conversation. can you hear me? are my thighs in your ears

tonight? i don't want to just make no. >> you do have a little master blaster beyond the thunderstorm. >> and how does that end up? the guy died. [laughter] i'm good. greg: it was just a movie, i think. what about you tyrus? >> i love it. i will tell you why. i was watching the super bowl happened in the one thing that struck me was the parade he was talking about in france when you see the highlights of that was it takes and missiles or military people marching and showing their love for the military and that is great and he didn't say anything about things and missiles. that wasn't the thing and you can't bring them on the washington treats anyway. to give them a day and you should take a step further and make this a degree and a holiday to wear just like the nfl athletes in baseball athletes they all get their day at the white house and why not every year we bring in you guys and

the people that are transferring out and coming home to a parade that celebrates them and they go to the white house and they take pictures thank you for your service and the parade is the wrong word. why not give them their day. [cheering and applause] i think it's great. i love it. greg: on against that clearly. i'm kidding. i'm kidding. >> we could see up there and you could sit on my shoulder. greg: i will say this. these issues i feel that i'm in an amusement park that never closes with john. there are no lines and so every day is another ride that you are on and it's just like i am nauseous and my head hurts but i keep jumping on the right. [laughter] >> it's crazy to me that they don't get that he is the master control of all time and after the state of the union he literally talked about the lowest lack of unemployment and they wouldn't applaud that.

now it's we won't support the military parade. greg: that is what he does. he sets it up. if they don't applaud this they look really bad and that is what he does. it's hilarious. in 2024 when he's gone we need a sunday morning president because this is a saturday night president. you know when you listen to loud music saturday night and then sunday morning we got to play coldplay. ♪ ♪ wild thing ♪ ♪ you make my heart sing ♪ ♪ you make everything groovy ♪ wild thing, i think i love you ♪

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greg: like a bad rash you get on spring break in the late 1990s rosa is back. just weeks after leaving the white house americas, queens popped up celebrity the house big brother which is weird. remember back in december when she said she had much loftier goals. she was asked what the next steps were now that she was no longer at the trump table. roll it. >> no longer at the table but still engaged in involved in advancing his country making

sure that i'm finding for my community and issues that are passions to me. remarkably, try to do them and be certain that i am remembered as someone committed to advancing the country. greg: yeah, yeah, nothing says it is in the country like a stint on celebrity big brother. i kept doing my show salts world hunger. the watch as homero said that this is the. >> i was haunted by tweets everywhere. anyone could say what are you doing and i tried to be that person and all the people around him attacked me. greg: i thought this was the celebrity version of the brother. who are these people? homero said, was that other guy just like you not the only one

haunted by his tweets and are not advancing the country. you're not advancing your career and finally, they got your out of the white house. [cheering and applause] let's throw that in there. kat, i have a feeling that somebody big brother could be in your future. >> i was just thinking that in this is all over that i'll have something. greg: and you condition about your time at the gg show absolutely. i hope that omarosa knows that the only thing she's good at is getting people to hate her. she is not on reality tv because she's a beloved but because she is the rest of us can sit at home having a bad day and they're like my dog just died, my foot fell off, whatever but at least i'm not omarosa. greg: and you know what, tyrus, to her point is and she like an old-school pro wrestler like the type that -- >> first of all, no, no, it's bad enough i got to talk about her but you'll compare to me? hell, no. no.

when i get upset i go -- no. you can talk to me about that person in march. it's february and are not ruining my black history month talking about homero's is dumb affect. do i need to whisper? greg, i do not want to talk about this. greg: you have reclined the question. >> she's horrible and run and has no talent. it is running my black history month. no. no further questions. greg: emily, this is her life's work, isn't it, to illustrate into a terrible job and move on? >> i think like everything has been said and not much for me to add to it. she's a attention seeking behavior and not that there's anything wrong with that. [laughter] greg: it's what i do. >> but i'll leave it at that. it will all breathe a collective sigh of relief when there's violence coming from that

corner. greg: that will never happen. she worries about trumps tweets and her life is one endless tweet. >> i'm with you. this will think we are in trumps dream and all of us are just there and at this point you either have to become a crazy person like an msnbc host or you go with it and it's like well, one day gary you see will be secretary of defense and we'll see what happens. greg: that would be my dream. looking at that and you remember the insert on the tonight show and that's the guy got a very high-pitched voice and it drives me crazy. you are more of a celebrity, dave, that he is. >> thank you for telling me i'm more of a celebrity in the got you never heard of. [laughter] greg: would you ever do district what is your price tag -- how much money would you do celebrity big brother for? >> i just don't think i could

ever speak omarosa speaks in that inauthentic. >> i do it to have people to hang out with all the time. greg: you are lonely. the thing is if you do that show your life is over. nothing really ever happens after celebrity big brother. i have any exceptions? >> you can't get on a porn movie after that. it's a wrap. greg: and thank god for that. i don't want to see that on a porn movie. not that i watch porn, america. it's a sick, deviant practice although if you have stuff lying remember, we were amateur players. they were the best team in the world. we were about to pull off the greatest upset in american sports history. but we were more than american... i never realized we were from all over. italian, middle eastern, jewish, turkey, iran. that's what makes america what it is.

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in unclear what caused the crash but passengers say the driver was behind schedule and feeding. he was arrested for dangerous driving. i'm with marianne property now back to the greg gutfeld show. greg: they ruined her day over a play in new york high school they had them there has canceled the production of the back of notre dame after student activist complained that the lead role went to a white girl. the group said although the girl captive as as well that was a stellar actor and singer she was the ability of whiteness getting quote at best this is cultural appropriation and at worst it is whitewashing a casting practice which has its root in mistral

scene. i never heard of it. meanwhile, another new york school has canceled its father, the daughter dance due to new generals. school officials cited a state mandate to eliminate gender-based activities explaining quote father daughter dance is inherently lead people out not just because of transgender status but life in general and this can be uncomfortable at triggering events. thank you so much social justice for years for ruining yet another harmlessly. what do you do for fun? seriously, i have no idea. i sent the camera to film social justice warriors having fun. >> this is fun. same time, next week? greg: rowdy bunch. emily, the stuff is there cheap target in all of this is the underlying to target is if other people are having fun that you don't like they can't have fun

and that's what it feels like. >> yes, and any decision made anywhere will become the subject of an attack apparently from the extreme left. i would like to call everyone's attention to another father daughter dance in northern illinois happening on wednesday where a five -year-old kindergarten or whose father was an army soldier and died in a noncombat accident she is being taken to the dance by an army national guardsmen in they are being escorted by a veteran motorcycle club in the police and firefighting. i would love for that to get attention because that's the kind of father daughter dance i would like. [applause] greg: dave, i doubt you have an anecdote as wonderful as that and i will say that desperate. >> i don't. greg: they couldn't find -- about the congressman they couldn't find an actual hunchback. america, i have a head injury. i think. you need to find an actual

hunchback for the hunchback of notre dame. >> if you ever do a spinoff of the show, call it america, i have a head injury. for some, that had been in ithaca, new york. i spoke at ithaca college last night and i kid you not i went to the urinal and in front of the urinal there was a sign for environmental justice. it just never stops. greg: did it because you off? [laughter] i still got it. even with my head injury. >> i'm pretty sure it's the head injury that did that. these people want to suck the life and fun out of it when one is happy or successful and if anyone is different because they all want is dumbed down in this conformist nonsense and we have to fight it. greg, it is our job. greg: it is retires, i'm trying to figure out what do people our

age on to the stuff do they do for fun? do they pull? [inaudible conversations] greg: we're both entering our 3- >> it's black history month and the fact that she was the best actress for that part, shame on them. so what you're gonna put -- if that's the reason why you took her out because of the color, shame on you. whoever is pulling no shoes i would if they were like work cutting the other big white guy because these two were white i wouldn't do it. i'm saying that's okay so it's only a matter of time for the specific racism in any form -- it's 2018 it's not okay. as far as the daddy daughter, i had to go to father-son picnic if it wasn't for my mom's newest boyfriend and that was awkward

because it usually met in the morning on his way out. [laughter] you know what that's like in a picnic? [laughter] okay, tires. okay buddy. that's how you meet new people. you know what i'm saying? everyone would go to the father's stuff and you have a different guy every time so you are meeting new people and. greg: i don't have anything to respond to that. again, head injury. kat? what would the world look like if we were to just surrender to all the social justice demands? it would be a top-down equality of outcome world where no one can do other things and what would that be like? >> so they are canceling the play and there canceling the quality father daughter time why don't they just and these kids a bunch of drugs and give them all

the drugs. seriously, they've got to have activities. there would be no activities because everyone is different and we all have different life circumstances and things that were better at were sat and not everyone can be included in everything it's just not possible because of how different we are which means there would be no activity. greg: that is true. there would be nothing. actually, i do nothing so i'd be okay with it. >> i feel that is their method. if anyone watched the super bowl literally every commercial was just this bleeding heart super left we are all the same, we are all this and we do everything the same and we all have to do everything together. just in my family, hell no. i would let my brothers in this chair. [laughter] he is dumb as hell but i would lose my job. we are not all equal. it's what we do things put in front of us. some of us start ten years back

in some further and it's what you do with what you are given in life that makes you who you are. it's not that you will all go together. doesn't work that way. greg: i hope your brother is watching. >> he doesn't have cable. were good. greg: still to come, remember lady doritos and we look back fondly on something that never actually happened. actually happened. [cheering and

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be messy because she said women don't like to lick their fingers and tip the bag back like men do. don't i know it. [laughter] let's pause and listen to the outrage. >> it's a bad, bad idea to ruin good tips. were talking about the lady doritos. >> to be near special cleaner way to eat doritos? >> doritos is reportedly looking into a lady friendly chip that doesn't crunch as loudly because there is no more appropriate sac for the me too era than a chip that tells women to be quiet. greg: this reminds me how about that other upfront that the iranian police cause when the rest of women protesting the nation's law that forces ladies to wear a headscarf. what about that outrage? let's have priorities here. if were going to be arranged about snacks shouldn't we also

throw a little shade and a nation that treats women that badly. the bottom line is if you are mad about chips and i'm not iran you are a flaming bozo. right ferocious guard dog? [laughter] some ferocious. i should look at these videos before i throw to them. all right, kat -- market research and this is the time to find out what people like. the interviewed people and find trends and somehow maybe women said they want choir food and why is that the fault of doritos, i don't get that? >> why do you want a non- crunchy trip? will they come in a pouch yogurt

with pink spoon attached to it? eat the doritos flavored paste so that way you can have a husband? what the hell? the thing that confused me the most about the story is there saying just kidding, no, we're not. that would never happen. so was this lady hallucinating? did she imagine? i thought it was in a meeting and we were talking about lady doritos but i guess i was at the gym and this whole story is banana land. greg: it is banana land. by the way, this was supposed to be called doritos. >> did you write that down so you make sure you remember that? greg: and i underlined it twice. shut up everybody. emily, you are a woman and i believe a prosecutor. >> know. greg: i know, i know, i just a member from muslim. men really do like messy foods and they always are in these contest trying to shove crap down there glitz and you don't see a lot of women doing that is that a gender difference are my own narrowmindedness? >> i think a female just one and

eating competition and she was the fifth year in a row. greg: she was eating bonbons. >> quit while you're ahead. i will say i find this alleged marketing effort odd because it's complete different from the carl's jr. campaign word always had the girl in bikinis with the messiest burger ever. greg: i think was kate upton eating a burger. >> what about that? then the outrage over it were hearing nothing about the women in iran been taken hostage and used as a sex slave by isis or saudi arabia that recently opened up 140 government jobs for which they had over hundred thousand applicants because that country is ranked as the most gender inequality on the planet and they had one of the highest female unemployment rates in and said i'm getting told every time i walked down the street in seattle what a certain kat represents and what the name of it is. it's outrageous and frustrating.

>> i want a crunchy chip. [laughter] 600. greg: tyrus? was this doritos outrage -- >> and periods. one thing for a quick i do it, # need to is hot dogs. # not me. the second thing i believe this or not i've had a chip or two in my day. [laughter] and any time i have ever had an issue with punching chips and a bag is typically because i've done something else. and she's staring at me while i'm eating chips acting like i'm not in trouble and she's gonna say you sitting there eating the loud chips -- is at the chips or that i forgot the anniversary, which one is it? i can put the chips back but i can't get the week back. i've never been around someone who was like i love her to death but she [bleep] she's eating are

just too to be. greg: although, dave, i go back to this market research people do that to make money so they're not gonna make something up. >> doritos they perfected that ability to make you want something more when you have one. have you ever taken a bag of cool ranch doritos and just licked that stuff you will trip like you're on lsd. [laughter] six it's amazing. it's as good as any drug you can find. >> and you've done stuff. greg: i've done stuff. i've licked a lot of plants in the desert like a lot of plants in the desert and i don't know what that means anymore -- >> it's probably licked. greg: that explains but i like that cactus. bad idea. i hope it was a cactus. good point. lost my train of thought. still to come, elon musk sends

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is the new face of outer space. even musk space x launched its

largest rocket yet the falcon heavy rocket. i think i bought one of those at a sex shop. it can send payloads twice as heavy as other current rockets. in like the boosters are reusable. pretty cool if you ask me. my opinion is elon musk is the donald trump of space and gets his name out there and he dates actresses and models and except he doesn't text as much as trump but the guy send his tesla into space. he sent his own car. that's a trump move. thank you, elon, this week you helped make outerspace great again. word has it that we party made contact with aliens. >> fox news has nothing on me although i thank you should know my mother thanks fox news is real is not speaking to me because she's in love with tucker carlson. greg: who isn't, by the way?

emily, a lot of people are saying that musk committed the perfect murder. he's in a body into space in the car and no one will ever see it so i am thinking that once this becomes easy this is where people will dump bodies. jimmy hoffa will not be buried under a stadium but you will shoot jimmy hoffa into space but all those and people will be disappearing every day. [laughter] we won't know what to do. >> honestly, i was hoping it was hillary. [cheering and applause] [laughter] delivering the red meat. >> i'm not party to the screen. i love nasa and i'm a space geek and i thought it was cute that vanessa put out a public same saying we congratulate and recognize anyone who puts anything into space. i thought that was sweet. it probably is a body in the

trunk. greg: i put a lot of things into space, tyrus, but not that space. >> i'm not answering the question. you know, i just got back from the gym and was able to watch that live in a brought back memories of when i was a kid at school and we use to desperate to use to stop and they bring out that of the tv and got to watch the rocket go up but that was a great part of america was to see things go up. i was excited. i hope the nasa thing is a way, how's my new girlfriend kind of thing. i hope you're happy. i'd like to see them get together to see the space program grow. whenever we have positive things like that in this country that shows our technology and shows our scientific greatness and things like that it spreads everywhere. it inspires kids to maybe i don't want to be a youtube star but a rocket scientist so all around, i thought it was great. i don't think there was a body in the trunk.

greg: what you think, dave? >> not to say there is nothing wrong with youtube stars but -- >> i a three -year-old at home since please send your comments to [inaudible]. what? all she does is watch kids youtube and told me all the time to send my comments to her instead of correcting her. then your comments to me. [laughter] be a space girl please, not a youtube star. >> we are watching the end of times, basically. thinning cars around with robots and. rich people are doing -- how much. greg: i don't know where this is going but i said this we have robots space overlords arbitrator. i'm in and i'm going i'm with you guys and all wanted to the human because i want to be with robots. robots understand me and understand that i have no heart. you know, kat -- >> someone invested in a sex but. greg: i have money in there, i think, no comment. kat, he get subsidies from the government, doesn't he? make is that my question?

greg: it could be. but you can add another common on top, if you like. free from so. >> it is a free-form show. i just feel bad about the carpet was at his car he was driving around and he decided he didn't want it anymore? wouldn't it be hard work to clean the car out for space when you leave the stuff in there and i just can't wrap around my head why you would want to do that. you can't drive it if it is in space. greg: also, he can't sell it either. >> yeah, you can't sell it. i just want to be that rich when i just fire off my cars and space. don't me that one why? greg: that could solve the parking spaces problem in new york. to shoot it into space. it's like a thing that hovers. [inaudible conversations] we are taking this right? this isn't just a dream i am

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