storms and the nor'easter and the political one and market one. live at 10 a.m. tomorrow through noon to keep on track of all. we have you covered and we will always will. "the five" is now. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am dana perino with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, and jesse waters and greg gutfeld. it's 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> there have been memos and finger pointing and mudslinging. no end near for the russian investigation in congress. time to move on says former secretary of state condoleeza rice. >> i spent time in washington. i know you have a hard job and i appreciate what you are doing for the country, but i hope you can wrap it up. >> [applauding]. >> later on the "view" adam

defended the on-going probe. >> it's the job of the congress to tell the american people what happened. whether it reaches the standard of reasonable doubt or find clear and convincing evidence of collusion. set out the facts about what the russian told papadopoulos and setting up the meeting in trump tower. >> and said more on fox news this morning. >> i think the american people are ready to move on. everybody wants to know what happened. but the intel committees need to focus on what the russians did and how they did it. the first time shame on them. the next time shame on us if they do it again. too little attention to what they did and how we will deal with it. >> kimberly, she said 2 things. one is the school of thought that we need to figure out what happened with russian and move on. the other thing is making too

much out of what russia did but not figuring out how to stop if i further funny business from them in 2018. >> you have to learn from the mistakes of the pass. make it more sure and make sure they don't is influence and cut them off at the pass in terms of their interference. i agree with what she is saying. if anybody could give good advice that we should heed it's condoleeza rice. >> she is a russian expert. >> absolutely. this is her area of expertise and one of her beggest strength is national security. it's important to get to the bottom of it to understand it. to be able to combat against it more efficiently in the future. i think you have to do both. >> it's interesting. i understand why the house and senate and their committees want to do their consitutional duty and checks and balances, but it

seems like it's superseded by mueller. 3 investigations going on at the same time. i think those two are so partisan people are waiting for mueller to wrap it up. >> the house investigation is beyond partisan. i don't think the senate is that bad. i think what condoleeza rice said is very important. that reflects the attitude of a lot of people. i hear stories this day and a different story the next day. i am not sure what to make of any of it. you that said at times. it's overwhelming. what proves what? do we have any bottom line here? the difficulty is when people -- there is a new term i hear people use: gaslight. people are being deluged with information some intended to distract and confuse them. then people say i don't know what is going on with this story. it makes my head hurt.

get to the bottom of it. that impulls is there. condoleeza rice said she knows and trusts robert mueller and he would be fair and do a good job. she did not call for the end of the mueller investigation. >> no. >> we have to be clear about that. >> right. she is one of the only ones from previous governments that said what she really feels. most people in the obama administration have not said anything, maybe they are worried about things that could come out later. she was at the state department and knowing the russians and worked in the white house and knows our eyes should be on the important ball to prevent it from happening it again. >> i feel like back in the '90s or before then, there were heavyweights in the reagan administration that you looked to that rose above politics. condoleeza rice is one of them. it carries a lot of weight when

she says this. adam schiff can get booked on the "view." i should be booked next. did you hear the people clap in the "view" audience when she said let's wrap this up. i was surprised by that. but want surprised. because the usa today poll said russian is ranked dead last for the issue of voters. it's been 9 months and cost million dollars. there is no evidence of collusion. i am not saying there isn't. i believe if there was, it would have leaked by now. i want to see it wound down and come to a rightful conclusion. i don't trust mueller. i don't trust anybody. i trust myself and that's about it. >> [laughing]. >> i think he stacked the deck with people he brought in. >> wait a second, what about

your mom? >> my mom loves mueller. >> [laughing]. >> you don't even trust your mother? >> come on! i want to know everything. i want to know about russian interference and collusion and want to know about potential unmasking and potentially putting fraud on the private force not disclosing that the hillary clinton funded the opposition research. >> anything else. >> [laughing]. >> let's be quick. >> i don't know what to ask now. >> it's been going on for 9 months. that's 2 porkypines in their gestation period. >> weird animal fact. >> it shows how bored i am by this topic. number 1, everybody wants this story to move on except for the people who don't want it to move on.

it's the election losers. there was a terror attack blamed on a motive. everybody was mocked. they showed the flaming cars and making jokes about why are you spending so much time. move along. nothing happened there. now, this is their benghazi. the longer they clutch it and the better it is for russian. russian is the third wheel trying to break up a couple, that is america. they are like the young, attractive model that moves into your condo, right across from the bay window. >> oh my god. are you like a peeping tom person? >> not anymore. >> [laughing]. >> i gave it up. it's a lot of work. my name is greg but i could be

one. >> got it. >> see how exhausting this russian story is. >> then the other thing. the house intel chair nunes put out another letter -- >> [laughing]. >> [overlapping talking]. >> did you want me to do it? >> no, nope. yesterday we had this whole back and forth between president trump and the attorney general. we talked about their little spat and it plays out in public. the attorney general has dinner with his colleagues. what does that mean? he said that he instructed michael horowitz the inspector general to investigate the same thing, possible funny business with the fisa court. that's already done. today we get another letter that lays out that nunes thinks there

could be laws broken in fisa and sends a letter to jeff sessions and demands a response. what am i missing? he responded the day before. >> jesse waters. >> okay. he is lighting the fire under jeff sessions. he wants to ramp up the heat. >> [overlapping talking]. >> they can ask devin nunes about his activities. >> the operations guide says you have to put forth to a judge factule and verified information when you want a warrant to spy on americans. the dossier from hillary clinton was neither verified nor substantiated. comey admitted that. >> i get this. >> that is not honest. it's against the law. that's what he is asking sessions to look at. >> one thing i could not stand in washington when i worked on

capital one and at the justice department and the white house, how people on both sides use letters to somebody else to get attention. it's so annoying. >> president trump bypasses the whole process and just sends a tweet. >> i disagree. i think it's nice to bring back the letter. i love hand writing. fans write to me about the show. i read every piece of mail. older people have better hand writing. young people look at a pen and get nervous. >> do you read the fan mail from people cutting out letters in the envelope. >> i like when they write outside on the envelope. >> that's like jail mail. >> you get a lot of jail male.

>> you can spell mail two ways. >> next president trump and the opioid epidemic. clear . ♪ [upbeat music] you wouldn't feel good not knowing the price here. don't let it happen when you buy your diabetes test strips. with the accu-chek® guide simplepay program, you pay the same low price. all without having to go through insurance. plus, they come in a spill-resistant vial along with a free meter. skip the guessing game and focus on your health. not the cost. make saving simple today at simplepaysaves.com. hey, sir lose-a-lot!

thou hast the patchy beard of a pre-pubescent squire! thy armor was forged by a feeble-fingered peasant woman... your mom! as long as hecklers love to heckle, you can count on geico saving folks money. boring! fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

emergency. a top priority for the trump administration. opioids kills more than 42,000 people in this country in 2016 and more than any record. the white house held a summit to combat the growing crisis. one of president trump's solutions generated debate into we have pushers and we have drug dealers that kill hundreds and hundreds of people and most of them don't even go to jail. if you shoot one person, they give you life, they give you the death penalty. these people can kill 3,000 people and nothing happens to them. some countries have a very, very tough penalty. the ultimate penalty. by the way, they have much less of a drug problem than we do. we will have to be very strong

on penalties. >> okay. greg, this is something we talked about a lot on this show and have been covering this. it seems to be really generating the right amount of national attention and focus. this is something that the president cares deeply about and now this the follow-through. >> it's fine to go after the dealers, but you have to leave the patients and the pharmaceuticals companies alone who are helping the patients. suing a pharmaceutical company is like suing a gun company because the gun was stolen and useed in a robery. illegal drug use is not caused by the pharmacy. you don't want to handicap the system based on the abuse of a few. we use that philosophy with everything from driving to drugs to firearms. there is a myth about this opioid abuse. it's driven by patients who are using prescribed dugs.

that's not the case. the rate of addiction is only 2%. the prescription drug is helping millions of cancer patients and people with pain disorders. the misuse of opioids, 75% misuse other illegal drugs. the overdoses are usually due to street drugs and not prescription medations. -- medications. doctors are scared of prescribing it to sick patients. the patients can't get the drugs they need. again, it's like the gun argument. we are punishing law-abiding individuals. they are sick and not getting drugs because people are freaking out. it's like a teacher who punishes an entire classroom because one

kid is screwing up. >> i was that kid. >> i knew it was you. do not criminalize the law ar law-abiding patient. i am okay with them going after the dealers. that's important. separate it. >> dana? >> well, he said something again about law enforcement. it would make sense. if you had stiffer penalties for drug dealers. places like the philippines and that dictator who really likes president trump, he does this and it leads to dangerous things. how do you get the due process? what about the innocent people that are put to death and they were not really doing the drugs? there are law enforcement issues that have to take place. i am surprised we are march 2018 and still talking about possible

things that maybe will happen along the way. during the campaign, it started in the primary, this was the number 1 topic. and new hampshire, it was a purple state and he won it. they expected a little bit more and faster. there is legislation that is going to advance on the house first and then senator portman has it in the senate. it will take the $25 million pot of money for evidence based treatment and pump up it to $300 million. only 20% of the treatment we have are long-term effective. we have a lot of investment to be made. >> yes. research. perhaps even some kind of clinical trials to help people to get the assistance. so many people want to beat this drug addiction and get off these drugs that are life ending.

>> the president made a lot of very important promises through out the campaign. opioids and the gun issue. he made these promises to the faces of family members afflicted by tragedy. he has the steel tariff and immigration thing. it's a lot of important issues that people get emotional about. this is unsolved. he is able to every once in a while throw it back on to the front stage. there needs to be so much money and so much focus on each one of these things. i don't see how you can focus like a laser on such an issue without putting these are the issues to the side. so far he's been able to do it. in a year from now, will we have the wall? we will have the opioid crisis solution? we will have the gun control situation settled? i don't know. there are so many things going on and swirling around. it's hard to tell.

the incarceration thing. increase the penalties, but i don't think you should fry some guy in the chair for selling deep. >> juan, what do you think? >> i am struck. this week the president had an event at the white house and had among the people there a friend from new york whose son died from this affliction. he invited him to come up and speak. what the friend said at the microphone, my kid was not buying drugs from a guy on the corner. he was buying it on the internet from pharmaceutical companies. that's so interesting. the pharmaceutical companies are pushing in terms of advertising and outreach to doctors, pushing -- and there was one article. a small county in west virginia deluged with this stuff. people are dying and no

consequences for these companies. president trump is goes after people who are selling drugs. here's what we know from the 1980s: you can increase the penalties and the number of people in jail. it doesn't drive down the, availability or the cost of the drugs. there is always another person to sell the drugs. >> that's interesting. right now we are dealing with prison reform. based on what happened then. >> his own surgeon general adams who worked with vice-president pence said we need to change the strategy and do more in terms of mental health. do more in terms of reining in pharmaceutical companies. he said the other day: don't worry about the due process. take the guns. that set off the conservatives. now saying just kill these people. i don't understand why you guys

don't flip out. >> wait. i mentioned a statistic which is true that the majority of overdose are due to street drugs. the idea of killing dealers is a bit crazy. >> that's what i was asking. >> you have to understand. it's not the pharmaceutical companies on the street corners selling it. it's the drug dealers. the majority of the overdose are by street drugs. look at portugal and see how they deal with drugs. it's an interesting and positive story. >> okay. you can imagine a lot of people are concerned about this. to lose a loved one or family member or child to addiction it's terrible. lots of news out of the white house. the press secretary is dismissing all the cries about chaos. >> ♪ you might take something for your heart... or joints.

but do you take something for your brain. with an ingredient originally found in jellyfish, prevagen is the number one selling brain-health supplement in drug stores nationwide. prevagen. the name to remember. jimmy's gotten used to his whole yup, he's gone noseblind. odors. he thinks it smells fine, but his mom smells this... luckily there's febreze fabric refresher for all the things you can't wash. it finds odors trapped in fabrics and washes them away as it dries. and try pluggable febreze to continuously eliminate odors for up to 45 days of freshness. pluggable febreze and fabric refresher. two more ways to breathe happy.

when this bell rings... ...it starts a chain reaction... ...that's heard throughout the connected business world. at&t network security helps protect business, from the largest financial markets to the smallest transactions, by sensing cyber-attacks in near real time and automatically deploying countermeasures. keeping the world of business connected and protected. that's the power of and. imagine if the things you bought every day...

earned you miles to get to the places you really want to go. with the united mileageplus explorer card, you'll get a free checked bag. two united club passes. priority boarding. and earn fifty thousand bonus miles after you spend three thousand dollars on purchases in the first three months from account opening plus, zero-dollar intro annual fee for the first year, then ninety-five dollars. learn more at theexplorercard.com i'm trying to manage my a1c, then i learn type 2 diabetes puts me at greater risk for heart attack or stroke. can one medicine help treat both blood sugar and cardiovascular risk? i asked my doctor. she told me about non-insulin victoza®. victoza® is not only proven to lower a1c and blood sugar, but for people with type 2 diabetes treating their cardiovascular disease, victoza® is also approved to lower the risk of major cv events such as heart attack, stroke, or death.

while not for weight loss, victoza® may help you lose some weight. (announcer) victoza® is not for people with type 1 diabetes or diabetic ketoacidosis. do not take victoza® if you have a personal or family history of medullary thyroid cancer, multiple endocrine neoplasia syndrome type 2, or if you are allergic to victoza® or any of its ingredients. stop taking victoza® and get medical help right away if you get a lump or swelling in your neck or symptoms of a serious allergic reaction such as rash, swelling, difficulty breathing, or swallowing. serious side effects may happen, including pancreatitis. so stop taking victoza® and call your doctor right away if you have severe pain in your stomach area. tell your doctor your medical history. gallbladder problems have happened in some people. tell your doctor right away if you get symptoms. taking victoza® with a sulfonylurea or insulin may cause low blood sugar. common side effects are nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, decreased appetite, indigestion, and constipation. side effects can lead to dehydration, which may cause kidney problems. change the course of your treatment. ask your doctor about victoza®.

>> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> oh my, another wild week at the white house. hope hicks is out. the president's son-in-law lost his top secret clearance and reports that the national security advisor could be the next to go. is this reality tv or what? the media points to a white house in chaos. >> a whole lot of chaos in the white house. >> chaos at the white house. >> coming up today's episode of white house chaos. >> a white house in chaos? >> the level of chaos is having ripples around the country and around the world. >> it walks and talks like chaos and looks like chaos. >> wow! the white house has a very different interpretation of chaos. >> the chaos i see most this morning. i left 3 pre schoolers and

flashlights with the power out at my house. it was far more chaotic than the office. if this is chaos, the american people are glad for it because we just passed the biggest tax cuts in history and isis is on the run and rebuilding the miltary. we call it success and productivi productivity. >> jesse, people like anthony said something. >> this country has always been a chaotic country. we have a football team. they turn the ball over a lot.

they give up a bunch of sabs. -- sacks. they always come back in the fourth quarter and put points on the board and win. this is how this white house has been. through all of the chaos, they get a lot of great stuff done with judges, taxes and isis being defeated. but listen, there was no chaos in the hillary clinton campaign and she got globbered. there was no chaos in the obama administration but isis grew. trump drives on chaos. a lot is self-inflicted, but it's a feedy preensy with the press. -- frenzy with the press. they are trying to take everybody out. the white house communication's director and the chief of staff. someone who ordered an expensive table. blood is in the water.

>> kimberly, president trump announced he plans to impose tariffs. then the stock market had a terrible time. is that chaos? there was no review at the white house. the lawyers had not looked at it and gary cohen said he might leave. >> well, right. that was part of the captain chaos theory today. is cohen and mcmaster staying? three people today dominated the news cycle. i am certain there will be changes coming forward. nevertheless, memos, people don't say in for the fullterm or two terms. people have their perrogative. if cohen wants to leave, he will leave. i don't think the president will ask him to leave. he is making his own mind up. >> how do you feel about that? mcmasters the national security advisor, the big talk he is

about to leave. the white house denies this. >> and the president and mcmaster watched a motive together last night. >> what did they see? >> i don't know. "a few good men," and mcmaster is certainly one. if you are looking for somebody who is an american hero, there are plenty in the administration. after the report on nbc at 4 o'clock, at 6:25 there was a statement from a person who said i was in the oval office with the president and mcmaster and he has full confidence in mcmaster. it would be great if sarah sanders never had to answer a question like that. she does and handles it well. we didn't have much turnover at the bush white house. 6%. >> wow. >> there were 9-11. that focussed the mind in those

years. not that everybody stayed for the full 8 years but a lot of people did. it looks like there is a lot of turnover and people think that is chaos. that doesn't mean you can't make sure the trains are running on time at the white house. it just takes more work. >> this weekend are the oscars. greg, what movie would you have watched, is mr. magoo a movie? >> no, dunkirk was a fantastic film. brawl with vince vaughn. >> like a male bonding? >> all right. let me address the actual topic. my god! do you know what happened under a microscope? without a microscope, you drop a sweat. the moment you put that on the slide you see a bustling civilivation.

that's what is happening right now. a white house under a microscope. with obama, you did not see anything because nobody bothered to look. again, there was an 8 year hibernation or obama toast. now the media is awake. they went to the gym. they are getting back in shape. that's what this is for them. everything and trump does assist them. this is a saran wrap white house. the most transparent white house in history. i know we have to go. he asked me about movies, producer? nobody can hear you at home. let's go. >> are you cool? >> yeah, i am great. >> all right. >> ♪ >> ♪ ♪ you hit me like fire, shot me like a bullet. ♪ ♪ burned me up and down, no way to cool it. ♪ ♪ every time you kiss me it's like sunshine and whiskey ♪

applebee's handcrafted burgers. any burger just $7.99. now that's eatin good in the neighborhood.

and butch.aura. and tank. and tiny. and this is laura's mobile dog grooming palace. laura can clean up a retriever that rolled in foxtails, but she's not much on "articles of organization." articles of what? so, she turned to legalzoom. they helped me out. she means we helped with her llc, trademark, and a lot of other legal stuff that's a part of running a business. so laura can get back to the dogs. would you sit still? this is laura's mobile dog grooming palace and this is where life meets legal. you wouldn't accept from any one else. so why accept it from your allergy pills? most pills don't finish the job because they don't relieve nasal congestion.

flonase allergy relief is different. flonase relieves sneezing, itchy, watery eyes and a runny nose, plus nasal congestion, which pills don't. flonase helps block 6 key inflammatory substances. most pills only block one. and 6 is greater than 1. start your day with flonase for more complete allergy relief. flonase. this changes everything. bundle and save big, but now it's time to find my dream abode. -right away, i could tell his priorities were a little unorthodox. -keep going. stop. a little bit down. stop. back up again. is this adequate sunlight for a komodo dragon? -yeah. -sure, i want that discount on car insurance just for owning a home, but i'm not compromising. -you're taking a shower? -water pressure's crucial, scott! it's like they say -- location, location, koi pond. -they don't say that.

>> welcome back. time for the fastest 7 minutes on television. 3 stories 7 minutes. nothing like an early morning twitter feud between alec baldwin and president trump. >> we are getting rid of everything obama did. health care, the iran deal and ripping out all of the vegetables in michelle obama's garden. >> baldwin laments his impersonation on snl is taking a toll. it's agony. president trump had this amusing response: alec baldwin, it was agony for those forced to watch. >> [laughing]. >> greg. it happens every other month. >> this is hilarious. trump is the best thing that ever happened to alec baldwin.

gave him a second career. alec baldwin is good but not as good aside the real thing. that's the problem when you are impersonating someone who is a character. trump is ice cream and alec baldwin is ice milk. then you see trump, yes, that's ice cream. >> i agree. president trump is funnier than alec baldwin and more entertaining and easier to listen to. i watched one episode of our cartoon president that stephen colbert put out. and the imitation of president trump is not even funny. this was not good. >> i think baldwin won an emmy last year for his impersonation of president trump. to me, i just think it's all in fun.

why is the president paying attention and tweeting about this? i have no idea. >> where are you been, juan? this is what he does. >> i enjoy this segment. i think it's fun. isn't life hard enough. don't want a few laughs? >> i like laughs. i always like a president who might impose sanctions on russia. >> beatty and dunedin -- and dunnaway could get another shot at the oscars. last year they were handed the wrong card that led them to name la-laland as best picture instead of moon light. >> everyone is still talking about it. let's see what happens.

remember steve harvey like miss universe. that was one of my favorites. tune in tomorrow for the mulligan. >> you will be watching the oscars? >> a little bit. like to find out who wins. darkest hour is my pick for the best actor. >> everyone thought these two screwed up. then the next morning everyone realized what happened. they were handed the wrong good. it's good getting a second chance. >> blame the producers. >> what i find interesting about this couple, is the impact they have had on pop culture. the reason they are paired together they played bonnie and clyde back in the '60s. that might have been the first motive where they made murdererous villains look sexy. bonnie and clyde were killers.

they were not attractive. they took two of the hottest people in hollywood and had them play bad people. it led to the point where you could go evil is not so evil because it's sexy and attractive and leads to rolling stone putting a bomber on the cover. it's the love affair with something that is dark and evil in society. that's my theory. >> we'll be right back. >> going deep with this. >> and finally, the mayor of new york got a big surprise yesterday when the guy he hired to run the city schools pulled out of the job on live tv. >> i am breaking an agreement between adults to honor an agreement with the children of miami. i underestimated the emotional

tug, the level of commitment, the power that members of the community have had on me. >> bill was blind sided. >> you can imagine how surprised i was to get a phone call from him a few hours ago. he had already accepted the job. we went public with list agreement. he told me this was his dream job. something else happened here and maybe you can figure out what it is. >> this guy is like i can't work for the guy. no way they will get me back out. if i back out publicly it's over. a good move on his part. >> public break ups are final. >> yes. do it in a restaurant. >> juan? >> it's hard to find a good school superintendent. i hope new york city gets a great one. i went to public schools here. >> look how you turned out. >> that's right. i am here to school you.

>> [laughing]. >> very good. >> kimberly? >> if his heart is not in it, children deserve the best. i don't want to work for big bird either. >> facebook friday when "the five" returns. (avo) help control cravings and lose weight with contrave. it's fda-approved to help adults who are overweight or struggle with obesity lose weight and keep it off. contrave is believed to work on two areas of the brain: your hunger center... i'm so hungry.

(avo) and your reward system... ice cream. french fries. (avo) to help control cravings. one ingredient in contrave may increase suicidal thoughts or actions in some children, teens, and young adults in the first few months. serious side effects are mood changes like depression and mania, seizures, increased blood pressure or heart rate, liver damage, glaucoma, allergic reactions, and hypoglycemia. not for patients with uncontrolled blood pressure, seizure history, anorexia, bulimia, drug or alcohol withdrawal, on bupropion, opioids, maois, allergy to the ingredients, or pregnant. may cause nausea, constipation, headache, and vomiting. reduce hunger, help control cravings with contrave. now you an talk to a doctor online and get free shipping at getcontravenow.com.

>> ♪ >> ♪

>> ♪ >> hello. welcome back to facebook friday. >> hello. >> from susan p. a great question. you survive a plane crash and end up on a deserted island. what would each of your roles be in order to survive? >> dana? >> in order to survive? >> yes, we all have a role. what would be your role? >> keeping everyone on task. >> interesting. you are a manager! >> [laughing]. >> that's not a role. you just boss people around on the island? >> i am not a good cook. >> boy. >> your role? >> i am quite proficient in the outdoors. my parents send me to all of these campus. i can make fires. >> they wanted you out of the house. >> i have spear fished. i will help you guys out.

>> you eat a lot. you will cut into my food. >> what you kill you eat yourself. >> juan? >> i think your parents did you a favor. that's a practical education. >> yes, i use those skills all the time in new york. >> [laughing]. >> i was thinking we would have to have shelter. i could try to help us in terms of building something. >> you build stuff? >> yes. >> handy with the hammer? >> no, but i could try. >> kimberly? >> i will be the food corp so i get some food. i will be living and laughing and loving. >> this is your -- you have to create civilization again. you have to create an escape. i would reinvent alcohol on the island boiling different leaves and finding unusual fruit and

creating beer. >> i thought you were going to be in charge of continuing the civilization. >> [laughing]. >> i mean -- >> oh, no. >> get me off that island. >> [laughing]. >> all right. e this is an interesting question: >> kimberly? >> i intimidate you? >> no, you don't. >> what intimidates you? >> nothing. >> hmmm. >> jesse, wild animals like squirrels or possums. they terrify me. i don't eat varmits. >> [laughing]. >> unless you have to. >> he is like a cartoon character. >> he is. waters world is crazy. >> a powerful guy with a great

job. >> don't you know how to box? >> yes, but there are people who are bigger and better. >> you have be faster. >> dana? >> i went in a different direction. fear of disappointing others. >> that's good. >> yeah. >> that's really not -- >> that's a disappointing answer. >> i don't care about disappointing you. >> the eye roll. it's done in love. >> what intimidates me? shelves. >> because they are too high? >> yes. not for me. that's why everybody in my apartment is on the floor. >> oh my god. >> one more thing is up next. not having a good breakfast can make you feel like your day never started. get going with carnation breakfast essentials®

high protein drink. it has 21 vitamins and minerals with 15 grams of protein to help you be your best. try our high protein drink. dearyou made moonshine inher, a backwoods still. smuggled booze and dodged the law. even when they brought you in, they could never hold you down. when i built my family tree and found you, i found my sense of adventure. i set off on a new life, a million miles away. i'm heidi choiniere, and this is my ancestry story. now with over 10 billion historical records, discover your story. get started for free at ancestry.com . .

don't we need that cable box to watch tv? nope. don't we need to run? nope. it just explodes in a high pitched 'yeahhh.' yeahhh! try directv now for $10 a month for 3 months. no satellite needed. we the people... are defined by the things we share. and the ones we love. who never stop wondering what we'll do or where we'll go next. we the people who are better together than we are alone... are unstoppable. welcome to the entirely new expedition. why people everywhere are upgrading their water filter to zerowater.

start with water that has a lot of dissolved solids. pour it through brita's two-stage filter. dissolved solids remain? what if we filter it over and over? (sighing) oh dear. thank goodness zerowater's five-stage filter gets to all zeroes the first time. so, maybe it's time to upgrade. get more out of your water. get zerowater.

♪ ♪ >> dana: it's time for one more thing, juan? >> juan: billy graham's funeral was held in charlotte, north carolina. the president and vice president. it was held under a tent. a throw back to the come as you are los angeles crusade of the 1940s that made billy graham a national super star. among the guests were evangelist rick warren and joel osteen. in last book i put graham on the cover as part of a new

mount rushmore, why? because he changed not only american religious practices. the democrat brought lifelong evangelizes to the republican party. he made church goers into a political constituency today the south as you know heavily republican. he was a game changer, may he rest in peace. >> dana: indeed. all right. i will go next a new exhibit at the bush center in dallas that first lady, former first lady laura bush is in charge of and our own casey stegall down in dallas did an interview with her. first ladies impact on american history. first lady's job a without a rule back. casey was supposed to be on my show yesterday and got cut. he cut the package anyway for me and here is a bit of it. >> she became a champion for making education available to women all over but in afghanistan particularly where it was once illegal for girls to learn. >> how did that change your life.

>> i would have never expected to spend any time working with women in afghanistan. but, of course, it's been really one of the most satisfying parts. >> dana: if you are in dallas or head there, it's a good exhibit to go see. kimberly. >> thank you so much. >> kimberly: time for kimberly court. half eaten already. food court would like to honor a true food patriot. don gore ski on track to eat an earth shattering 30,000 big macs by may. started may 17th, 1972. yeah. i think he is going to have me beat. that's about 14 big mac as week. it is an honor to have a big mac here, no onions, you know how i like it. thank you. >> greg: is this a charity?

>> juan: long held charity. >> kimberly: record. >> greg: we assume that's normal? >> jesse: mcdonald's is a great company. >> greg: kind of strange. greg gutfeld saturday at 10:00 p.m. comedian. tyrus, kat. you are going to love it now it's time for monkey doing the dishes news. quick, let's roll it to monkey doing the dishes. this is a smart monkey. do you know what he is doing? he is cleaning himself while is he doing the dishes. you save so much time. i'm going to do that myself. i got to stop now, jesse. >> jesse: okay, a lot of blood, sweat and tears went into this waters world. turned out okay, we think, we have the mooch. we have tomi lahren, we have diamond and silk. i had a great video. you have to tune in 8:00 saturday night to see how it

goes down. >> dana: that's a very good tease. i will be tuning in. >> dana: set your dvrs never miss an episode of the five. have a great weekend. "special report" up next with mr. bret baier. bret? >> bret: president trump defends his proposed tariffs on imported steel and aluminum saying a trade war can be a good thing. american adversaries and allies disagree. we'll take you to the safest school in america to see how it keeps students protect you had. and our whatever happened to report focuses on aids. plus a final goodbye to america's pastor. this is "special report." ♪ ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington, i'm bret baier, president trump is about to begin a busy evening of glad-handing and rallying the troops tonight at his florida resort. the g.o.p. troops that is many of the president's supporters and almost all of his critics are