trade war going on, maybe we can handle it. i think they can. we will see how tomorrow goes. i will see you at 2:00 p.m. eastern. "the five" is next. >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, brian kilmeade? she was once chased by a cue ball, dana perino. "the five" ." four hours of my life gone forever. watched the oscars. i did it for you. granted, i did fall asleep for one hour. oh, did i drool. still three hours of my life down the toilet. we can focus on the political statements made but we get that stuff. instead, why do people like me who really, really love movies really hate the oscars? i grew up with the 1970s saturday matinees where you arrived in the morning i left

when it's dark. "planet of the apes," the neptune factor, willard, disaster ethics. movies were escape for a kid in suburbia when there wasn't much else besides cement playgrounds littered with pull tabs and beer cans. now we are being informed, not entertained. the oscars ignore the escape, bowing to pressures of groupthink. movies are ones about entertaining us, yet the oscars recast art as a conduit for the new religion of identity. >> none other than first president trump, the first three quarters of movies. we make them to upset mike penc mike pence. >> like everyone in this room and everyone watching at home,

we are dreamers. >> to all the dreamers out there, we stand with you. >> greg: thank you. why were the oscars on tv to begin with? to see the star. now it's an off-site retreat for a troubled industry, something you might accidentally walk into at a hotel reception hall. the stars don't realize how bad they look when they try to talk to america by crashing a nearby theater. >> you are live on the oscars right now. you see that? there is meryl streep. >> who would like a hot dog? does anyone like a hot dog? do not aim the hotdogs dogs at the vegetarians. fire that into the crowd. this is a lot of fun. >> eat and dance and scream.

>> greg: we brought you some goodies, you peasants. we are so much better than you are. as the oscars tried to explain why movies matter, you end up hating everything about movies. that's not fair to the movies. in short, if you hate the oscars, it's because you love movies. that is something hollywood might address, but they won't. all right. brian, i know you are a huge fan. you go to movies all the time. instead of working. >> if they are closed i go to blockbuster. i love the way how they would say there is your tape. there is the door. >> greg: what is your take on the oscars? >> brian: the parts you didn't like i liked. i liked when he walked across the street into the theater. he is trying to bring the curtain down and relax these people who are extremely uptight around security guards who don't know what it's like to be normal.

>> greg: completely choreographed. look how great we are. now it's magnanimous. like we were going over there and saying hello. i had three magnums before i came here. >> kimberly: i will do a better job. they have this big, spectacular thing. they want to make it relatable and approachable. that is a signature jimmy kimmel move where he goes into a place but that was a little bit familiar to me. he feels comfortable with it. they were trying to make it more about the people and i think it's about the recent movements. me too movement, we are going to connect with everybody, the commonality, the thread that puts us together. seems a little bit gimmicky for me. that's okay. i am used to it from kimmel. he stole it from letterman. >> brian: who stole it from steve allen. >> kimberly: anything else?

>> brian: i can't go back in time but i remembered david letterman used to go across the street. old steve allen things, jack parr. >> kimberly: that was before my time but thank you so much. >> greg: juan, i have a theory and i want you to agree. i have it right here. i don't think the oscars were as political as they could have been because of the sexual-harassment scandals. that temper the anti-trump fervor. they could have gone after trump a lot more, but they can't because it is the pot calling the kettle black. i don't mean to be racist. just checking. >> juan: you have an anxiety over that issue. i agree with brian. i thought it was kind of fun. it was a little bit like come i think lender monies to go next door to the deli. >> brian: all the time. >> juan: i think if you are watching a movie and all of all of a sudden there is a movie

star. >> greg: your overall sense of, i can tell nobody watched this. >> juan: you're right about that. i didn't watch it. >> brian: the main event was after 11:00. you have the best picture x11:20. i am not allowed to stay up that late. i asked >> juan: they thought the movies, if we can talk about that for a second. >> greg: no were not. >> juan: i thought shape of water. i saw "three billboards." >> greg: a woman has relations with a sea monster. >> juan: you don't have fantasies? >> greg: you got me, juan. i have seen monster posters all over my room. >> juan: i think they are making personal devices that look like -- >> oh.

>> oh, wow. >> juan: i think the idea is you had not only a great movie but i think it's going to stand the test of time. often the oscars don't pick the best movie. the second movie, "three billboards," that should have been honored and gary oldman should have been honored for "darkest hour." >> brian: i didn't like it. >> kimberly: i loved it. >> brian: i don't want to see one guy for three hours walking around drinking with a big cigar. >> juan: he stood up to the people who didn't want to go fight, who wanted to appease hitler. that was pretty strong. >> brian: finish the job. it was just a guy just drinking too much during the day. >> juan: brian. >> greg: i think your next history book should be on winston churchill, while he wasn't so great. >> brian: winston churchill was great. the movie wasn't. >> juan: your point is right. given what they had to deal with

in terms of the #metoo movement. kobe bryant, who had been accused. very controversial. and then the guy i have been pushing gary oldman, it turns out he had -- some say he was hitting someone in the head. guess what. they are living in a glass house. >> greg: they are. dana, you don't live in a glass house. >> dana: no. >> greg: one day perhaps. what about the fact that it was the lowest rated oscars in the history of the world. >> dana: there has been a bit of a trend of vat. that's also true with other big awards shows and big sporting events. except for when you have a championship. i think there's mostly, it's because there's so many other choices. last night we decided to watch the edward r israel esquire

movie. during the movie, peter kept telling me who was winning because he got it on his phone. there are so many ways you can get information out. the other thing, one of the reasons we hadn't seen all of the movies into the last couple weeks is because we don't typically go to the theater anymore. you wait until you can watch it at home. you know how much it cost us last night? $4.99 to watch that movie. we watched it in the comfort of our own home. the technology is changing the way we can have access to it. it's like going to the old dollar theater, you have those. >> greg: those were dirty. >> dana: no, they weren't dirty! >> greg: the inside was dirty. >> brian: i used to work at the movies. they were very dirty. keep in mind, i think 50% of the people did not watch because they were almost giving into the other side. when jimmy kimmel hosted this, when hollywood does what they

did, 50% of the country certified to an end, and giving up on president trump or president bush or republicans and i will not give those democrats ratings. >> greg: what i find interesting, the goody bag, kimberly, had over $100,000 in trips, electronics. it proves the point. the more you get in life, the more you get in life. these people do not need free things. >> kimberly: billionaires don't pay for anything. everybody likes a swag bag. they are the first to grab them. >> greg: they will trample over a poor family to get it. >> kimberly: people try to take two and go through the line and give it to their driver and go back through again. that was the other meryl streep.

>> greg: that was glenn close. >> brian: you don't want to be too negative on the oscars. i liked the whole thing with the jet ski. >> greg: the jet ski was brilliant. the shortest speech, win a jet ski and a trip to lake have assumed. that was hilarious. >> dana: who wants to go to lake have assumed? kidding! my sister goes to lake have assumed. >> juan: what you haven't mentioned, this picks up on what you were talking about, the entertainment factor. people want to be entertained. often times the best movies are not blockbuster hits. none of these are. they are good movies. the ones that are blockbuster hits, right now, you have women like "wonder woman," and then you have "black panther." "get out," a horror film with a black lead actor. there is something different with #metoo going on. >> greg: my favorite moment was eva marie saint.

what's missing, when i liked to watch the oscars, i would see charlton heston and jimmy stewart. they are not their characters. they are themselves. in this case, when you see movie stars now, they are -- they conform to a certain character about saying the right things, the right moral posture. that didn't exist in the '70s. they were just out there getting drunk. >> brian: i can't follow you. >> greg: that's all right. >> brian: i was going to follow you but i can't pretend to. i will say this, why can't the biggest box office smash hit be lauded? >> greg: you mean "trump: the movie." >> brian: "black panther" eligible next year. it's not going to get any awards. >> dana: i bet it does. >> greg: it will get best picture nod no question. >> juan: i don't think so. >> brian: x-men?

how many awards? >> kimberly: none. >> brian: they are saying "i know what you like but i know better." >> greg: my favorite oscars story. emma watson, lovely actress. i hope this is a temporary tattoo. it says times up. there is no '. i think she should sue. i think it's a temporary tattoo. >> dana: a misspelled temporary tattoo. how lame. >> greg: and damning assessment by dana perino. she is the expert on temporary tattoos. >> dana: if you are going to do it, make it temporary. do you have to wrap on "fox & friends"? >> brian: usually people are screaming at me. >> greg: we have to go.

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♪ >> dana: doj has come under scrutiny for how it obtained a fisa court warrant on a former member of the trump campaign. support is growing among republicans in congress for a second special counsel. >> expect the inspector general to issue a fact-centric fair report. i don't think he can answer all of our questions. some witnesses have left the department which means the inspector general does not have jurisdiction. there are other agencies like the state department were michael horowitz at doj has no jurisdiction whatsoever. i think we are trending perhaps towards another special counsel. this unique pattern and the fact that there are witnesses outside the reach of the inspector general. >> dana: kimberly, this is a shift. for a long time republicans have been saying they believe michael horowitz, the inspector general, could handle all of this.

there are mechanisms by which the inspector general, if he needed to, could get a previous doj employee to talk to him. if they are not willing to come he could use the u.s. attorney. i think what the republicans are trying to do here is to try to stop the partisanship of this investigation and try to see if they should go to a second special counsel. the question is, should they be careful what they wish for? >> kimberly: certainly. it is a double edge sword. you think about it and say okay, sounds like a good idea. you are seeing more of a measure of support from republicans to do it. you saw a lot of it across the airwaves today. perhaps it would be warranted. this is an important situation. it is a shift. to even say let's go to a special counsel. when you think about the amount of work and the things they have to do to get through it and try to do something expeditiously in the interest of efficiency and getting away from partisan politics. it sounds like a good idea but

it could also lead to a whole other road and take forever and take more time to go through things. one of the criticisms of mueller's how about focusing on what you originally were looking at in the original charges, the original focus and scope of the investigation. tends to broaden out. tentacles. >> dana: juan, another problem would be it depends on how you get. if it's not, if that person is not to president trump's liking or the democrats' liking, maybe there still won't be any trust at the end of this. there's two things. as i understand it, this would be for supposedly, possible fisa abuse. i think a lot of people in the trump world think they should be for everything including hillary clinton's emails. >> juan: exactly. in fact a lot of this stems from one so-called republican, donald trump. he's the one that's been going after the inspector general, michael horowitz, and saying that is an obama guy.

why aren't you speaking to his attorney general, why aren't you getting justice department lawyers to work on this case instead of the inspector general? then he says go after hillary clinton. that's not what this is about. it is supposed to be about questions regarding fisa and his own justice department, his own fbi says this is reckless, dangerous. don't do it. >> dana: brian, one possible thing is the inspector general, justice department having to investigate the justice department. having worked there, i know that can't be done. the possibility of having a second special counsel would perhaps give this a veneer of credibility that the investigation right now doesn't have because of what's happened to the politicalization of the intelligence committee. >> brian: the casual way juan williams said mr. magoo. >> dana: he didn't say it casually.

>> brian: jeff sessions, as we know. i am as curious as anybody what loretta lynch did behind closed doors. i'm interested in james comey, and what is going on in this fisa court. i don't want another special counsel. the country cannot go through this again. it makes everything fundamentally worse. it makes people go into their corners. we never get anything done. i echo what condoleezza rice said at the end of "the view." she looked at adam schiff and said i understand you have an important job but wrap it up. if we go through this again and start reliving 2015 and 2016, it will be bad for the country not want to help the republicans. >> dana: it could help the republicans i guess. maybe it would just be good to get justice. >> greg: i disagree with everything brian kilmeade said. i think i special, second special counsel is not enough. we need a third and fourth

special counsel. it should never end. it should be, people are already in their corners. this is already team sports. there is an ongoing mission going on right now. it is not to beat trump, it is to stop trump. i think the media and the democrats of realized they have to admit that president trump is doing a better job as president than they can admit or fight. it may end up, has a lot more in common with the american public's perceptions than with them. they have to stop him, not beat him. this is what they are doing. >> dana: second special counsel would supposedly be to help president trump. >> greg: i have tuned out. >> brian: they thought they would hit them a couple times and he would go down. instead it turns out he doesn't mind. the chaos, he doesn't mind the chaos. >> dana: we are going to talk

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♪ >> kimberly: chaos, turmoil, madness. no, not "the five." all kinds of boards being thrown around to describe the trump white house. someone who once had a front seat to it all says ignore the talk. the presidents process might be different but it's getting great results. here is reince priebus. >> you can't look at the distractions. what the staff has to do is focus on the results. what the president dies and he writes about it even in his own books. he puts rivals around him intellectually. you have people like wilbur ross, who was going to be on your show, and gary cohn. he puts those guys in front of them and says okay, fight out

tariffs in front of me and they fight it out. the media covers the fight but ultimately the decisions made. look at the economy. look at isis. look at the courts. the decisions and the things president trump has done have put him on a great course. that process, while different, has gotten good results. i think that's what people need to do. >> kimberly: very curious to see reince priebus doing these talking points on the sunday show. he is trying to direct the attention away from chaos, away from general kelly or staff changes, gary cohn, mcmaster, turmoil there. to say that process, make it about the president. >> dana: he hasn't really done a lot of press. from august until recently. i assume maybe he got the time off he needed and the white house is looking for allies and support and ask him if he would consider going out there. and talking about things from his perspective.

he was there. he has credibility. i would say from the chaos standpoint, it's never as bad as it looks from the outside. 98% of people who work a white house have very specific jobs they have to do. the government is clearly running well and on time. that's isn't a concern. maybe it's 95% at this white house. there is no doubt we talk about the personnel issues all the time. a lot of that is self-imposed. but the crowdsourcing of the policy debate, it is different. we are having a debate about tariffs this week out in the open. we are all participating. i have people on my show today participating. it's a different way to do policy time it ends up being what it is. when the president is able to work more cooperatively with paul ryan and mitch mcconnell. that's when a lot of these things started coming together

forgetting a lot of accomplishments done. you have a week where it looks like there's chaos. at least they can say there might be chaos but you should like the results. don't you like the economy? reince priebus has something to go talk about. >> kimberly: highlighting the point. are things going better there? seems like he is helping to try to push some of the press away from general kelly, chaos, gary cohn, mcmaster. it's specific. this isn't happening by acciden accident. good advice for the internal staff not to get distracted. you run the risk of losing good people. >> brian: i am not sure i believe it. some of it is flat-out contradictory. according to four sources, john kelly has been used as a confidant by the president to get rid of jared and his daughter. really? a marine four-star general to run interference to tell ivanka

to go home and work on shoes and dresses. >> kimberly: you believe that? >> brian: i don't but it's part of the narrative. some of it is contradictory and doesn't make sense. i don't buy that it is as chaotic as it is pretty of a guy in there who doesn't mind unrest. you and i might have stomach turning moments. he is fine with it. on friday when he was talking about tariffs. he doesn't have a care in the world. saturday, the fund-raiser friday night. the guy isn't getting worked up. >> kimberly: meaning president trump? yes. he seems to be able to thrive or survive in chaos or stability. that's kind of his nature. juan, what do you think? >> juan: it seems to be total chaos. i would say look at the gun debate last week. one minute it looked like oh, he is taking on the nra. then the nra comes back and says no, he agrees with us. no resolution. how about the trade debate? one minute it is yes, we are going to impose tariffs.

guess what, the stock market goes bananas. then he says not so sure but we are going to use that as a leverage point in terms of what's going on with canada, our friend. and mexico, our friend, in terms of the nafta debate. white houses typically are hierarchical and stick to message so the message is clear to the public for political advantage. here there is no -- it is like you are a republican? which side are you on? paul ryan, speaker of the house, set i am not with trump on trade. how is that helpful? what is the strategy? what is the strategy besides calling your own attorney general mr. magoo. >> kimberly: who should be managing it, greg? >> greg: i am busy. we know why there is chaos. we can see it. this is the most transparent entity since brian's hair. you can go see everything going

on in the white house. makes it look like there is more chaos. what i find interesting is how the media views donald trump as this incredibly divisive character when he has the most amorphous politics you could ever imagine. he is all over the place on immigration, guns, and trade. guns come as you point out, trade as you point out, and even with immigration. it's because he's a populist nonideologue which confuses people like us to play a team sport politics who believe there is a right and left and set ideologies. he has more in common, and this may be bad but it may be good, but he may have more in common with the average apolitical citizen who, when they hear an idea, they like that idea. but they also like that idea. both ideas might contradict each other. but he listens to both of them. to him and the average, a political citizen, politics is a buffet and you walk in and you can like this. you can like this.

you don't see them as two separate teams. you say i want the guns out of the hands of the crazy people. i want my guns. trump goes "you are both right." that is populism. it is what's popular and it changes. >> juan: it strikes me as almost in autocrat. >> kimberly: like this, and autocrat. president trump breaking bread with the press this weekend and he actually had a great time. gridiron dinner highlights when "the five" returns. to everyone else, i look like

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♪ >> juan: president trump put his feud with the media on ice this weekend and he said he's never had so much fun. can you believe it? mr. trump was self-deprecating

at the annual gridiron dinner in a roomful of journalists. too bad it wasn't televised. we have used some quotes. he joked about the turnover at the white house, the impeachment calls, and more. he began with a clever apology for being a little late because his son-in-law jared just about quoting, could not get through security. jared was there with ivanka. he poked fun at his embattled attorney general saying "here with us tonight, i offered him a ride over, and he recused himself." the president surprisingly had nice words for the press. this is an accurate quote. "i do have a lot of respect for a lot of people in this room. i want to think that press for all you do to support and sustain our democracy. i mean that." dana, he hasn't accepted the white house correspondents' dinner. first time he's done business with the press on a social leve level. >> dana: i haven't been since 2008 and i don't plan to go again to the white house correspondents' dinner but i

love the gridiron dinner. it's the best one. one of the reasons it's the best is because it's not on camera. it's not televised. it's been going on for 160 years or something. it's a long-held club, one of the best nights in d.c. i love the satire of it and i think we all benefit from a night where the press and the president can hobnob behind the scenes, say whatever they want. their motto is "the gridiron singes but it never burns." i am a big fan of that night. i don't care if he goes to the correspondence center. >> kimberly: i like it. shows the president is in good humor. nice just to position to the press out there -- juxtapositio juxtaposition. to see him in humor, making inroads with the media, that was good. shows the flexibility. he's very good at these events.

i don't know, i am hearing he is going to do the white house correspondents' dinner. i would like to go. brian likes to go. these two bailout. >> brian: the correspondence center is great because it's televised. the whole country gets to see him with that sense of humor. he gave up an hour to comedy central to roast him for charity. they are so brutal. it wasn't just hair jokes. here's the thing with donald trump. he proves he had the easiest time doing it. none of these bites are personal. you can be friends with rand paul and little marco and lindsey graham. it's not personal. he's upset at what they doing but he understands it is sparring penn won his last line is "i respect what you do, it's ironic because that's the first nice thing he has said about them which figures into a comedy monologue. i am fascinated by where this

relationship is heading because they know it's great for them for donald trump to be in the oval office. they have nine story lines a day. >> juan: isn't it the swamp when you are with 65 high-profile prominent journalists in a close setting with tuxedos. >> greg: you have to show up at some of these things. that's what people do. the comment that we are not talking about that got him into so much trouble among the chicken littles at cnn and he was talking about the chinese president. you can gauge how far somebody is involved on assessing trump's words. if you are still experiencing rage, you're like in first grad first grade. the rest of america is in eighth grade or a freshman in high school. he says something like that, we get it. oh, my god. he wants to be a dictator. if you wanted to be a dictator, he wouldn't have said that. he would've just waited.

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♪ >> brian: a week without a smartphone. could you do it? sounds unfathomable. i am a dad who texts with my kids constantly to keep tabs on them and let them know i am there for you because i am an oracle of wisdom. one mom gave up her device for six days and wrote a column on what happened. check it out. her name is kathy barnett. she swore off all social media, kept her phone out of the bedroom, not checking emails. she survived. what does that tell you? maybe you should start talking to people and stop spending your

whole life on your phone. >> greg: no. what a faux news is your brain's external drive. it's your brain's external drive. it's where you keep your universe of facts. it's not -- i'm amazed how more people aren't addicted to this. in your hand is every fact from the known universe. this has never happened before. you have maps and legends on medical advice. it's more about how often you look at it. that's the problem. we keep hearing about one day you're going to be able to download technology into the wet meat of your brain. it's not going to happen. this is your external drive. >> brian: i have never heard the term wet meat. one in three americans can't eat a meal without being on their phone. >> dana: that's not good. i probably do that when i am just sitting -- if we are in front of the television, yes, i will check my phone as well.

i think i would be paralyzed without it. your calendar, how to get around, directions to things. or if you are having an argument about who was in the movie in 1979, was that person's name. you can't figure it out. i like how she took six days off and on the seventh day, she wrote a column. >> brian: juan, you said some parts fascinated me. >> juan: i don't know this word nomo-phobia. zombie checks. you pick up the phone, 30 minutes later, where did the time go? here's one more thing that caught my attention. it said everyday people on their cell phones while they are driving kill nine people. and the injure 1,000. here is the part that aggravates my wife the most. people walking into the intersection would be looking down at their cell phone, not at the cars. if you touch them, then they go

bananas. >> brian: when you run over them, people get very angry. >> kimberly: probably not going to work out for me. if i had to. hello, you are on an ipad. this is dinging. you have two phones. >> brian: look at what's happening to our country. >> kimberly: it's a good point. there are studies that show children are on so much that they are lacking motor skills. they need occupational therapy to write. it's like a mind stuck in a time suck. you are on and all the time but i find it to be a wealth of information. >> brian: can i have a greg gutfeld moment. here's the big picture. i am with all of you people but i would rather be with somebody else. the minute i pick up the phone, i am saying i have found somebody better and that should be personally insulting.

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>> now to dana. >> one more thing. i was participating in a fun event for murphy ships, a great organization. . >> i met this guy george williamson. he's a songwriter and he works at the university in san diego. his song, be still was amazing. check it out and you'll enjoy it. >> a single plug. foxnews.com/opinion. it is trump haters in three steps. number one on the opinion page. i dare you to look at it and not

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i'll have a chance to meet people, like seven tickets left at 4:30. find out more and later at 7:00, at books and company also in ohio to help my listeners. sad news, i hate to end on a down note. those high winds on this weekend brought down a 227-year-old tree. not just any tree. a tree planted in 1871 by george washington himself. it stood over his tomb for 227 years. it turns out it just took 50 to 60 miles an hour winds to take down the hemlock and the cedar. stands no more. a plaque was on the tree. washington knew about the tree but did not outlive it. >> are they going to make something out of it? a rocking chair? >> lemonade. there you go. >> i was going home this weekend. the trains and planes weren't running.

the bridges were closed. you couldn't go up and down. >> great story. never miss an episode of the 5. she's what dreams are made of. shannon is next. >> great to see you greg and the rest of you. as the leaders talk middle east peace, trump tries to ease fears of a wage war. the daca deadline comes and goes for little progress. why is the state department refusing to spend money on an effort to fight russian interference in our elections? this is special report. >> good evening and welcome to washington. i'm shannon in for bret baier. trump's long-time friend comes to the white house.