cavutolive. i will be back in for neil cavuto on monday. have a wonderful easter and passover. enjoy your time with your family. see you monday. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am jesse waters with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5 o'clock in new york city and this is the "the five." it just won't go away. a year and a half since losing the election, hillary clinton is still complaining. giving a speech at rutgers university, she griped about getting trounced by trump. >> the election was pretty traumatic. >> [laughing]. >> because of what had been expected to happen in the election which obviously did

not. then a lot of angst and second guessing and finger pointing. >> clinton hit back at critics who told her to shut up by crying sexism. >> i was really struck how people said that to me. mostly people in the press. for whatever reason. go away. they never said that to any man who was not elected. al gore didn't stop talking about climate change and mitt romney is running for the senate. i am really committed to speaking out and doing what i can to have a voice in the debate about where our country is going. >> kimberly, you are sighing over there. >> i was trying to do meditation. inhale and exhale. it didn't work. i don't know what it is. i just find her very aggravating. nobody likes a sore loser. man or woman, it doesn't matter.

a candidate. you ran, you did what you thought was your best. you came up short. nevertheless, now she is pushing back against her own party who is frustrated by her own rhetoric and they are stepping away from her. i am not saying she should go away. let her do whatever she wants, i don't know it's helping her case and it for sure is not helping the democratic party. >> she points out that it's not just people in the press saying shut up. it's democrats. >> it's not just here at fox news. it was mccaskil, the democrat from missouri. a 2-term senator running for another term in a tough race. missouri president trump won it by double digits. she has to appeal to voters that hillary clinton called deplorable.

a couple of weeks ago hillary clinton reminded everybody about that comment and doubled down on it. she mentioned al gore. if anyone had a reason to be a sore loser, it will be gore. >> yes. >> he did stay in the public eye but not about the recount. he chose an issue. it was climate change. we made fun of him for it, but he wasn't trying to relitigate the 2000 election. he was gracious and moved on that. helped the country to be move on and to unite after 9-11. >> it seemed to me he took a year or year and a half off before reemerging with the period and talking about the climate and the iraq war. he did lay low unlike mrs. clinton. >> yes, none of her examples hold water. gore's pet cause was not himself. her pet cause is herself. if you look at john mccain he went back to work as well. i disagree strongly with

kimberly. i think hillary clinton is an american hero. i love here. he she is like the political version of jason from "friday the 13th." if only she had this kind of energy during the actual campaign, he would be president. juan nailed me on this. i don't want her to go away. the more she is around, the worse it looks for the democrats. >> juan? >> that's what is going on here today. [laughing]. >> oh, it is, indeed. >> you are having quite a party. >> [laughing]. >> at least it's not a pity party. >> it's like you are trying to beat a so-called dead horse. >> are you calling her a dead horse? >> whoa! >> whoa! >> guess what, she didn't win. she is not the president.

she is out there. it's a traumatic experience not only for hillary clinton but for the entire country. i think you love her as the boogeyman. she was asked an interesting question. she only took like $25,000 for the speech. paid less than schnookie to go to rutgers. >> that hurts. >> she was asked what she would do about powerful forces affecting the republican party. she said the republican party is coming undone right now because if you don't run for the far right, you can't be a moderate or you will be vilified. >> the only thing i say it's hard to come undown when you have the house, senate and the white house. >> no, it isn't. >> [overlapping talking]. >> the high number, 23 republicans in congress are retiring. getting out. it's the highest number since

1973. what happened in '73? watergate. richard nixon. people are pushing away from the heart of the republican party. >> we had an inspector general and others look into the fisa abuses. that's another story for another time. let's hear about hillary clinton talk about the world under president trump. >> right now i am more worried about whether our constitution is going to be honored. whether we lwill see the rule o law protected. whether we will have the predictability and stability that we need in foreign affairs. as a former secretary of state, i am deeply worried about the loss of leadership and leverage

that the united states is currently experiencing. >> it's funny to hear hillary clinton talk about respecting the rule of law. >> now you are freaking me out. >> crooked kimberly. >> yeah. >> i won't mind. i will escapism i love this. i am concerned about the constitution. so am i and the people trying to tear down the second amendment and not looking at the full spectrum to make schools and other soft targets safe for children whether it's a movie theater. she is concerned about the rule of law. so am i. why is there lawlessness in california and sanctuary cities? they want to make their own laws instead of following those on the books. president trump is looking out

for the constitution to support it and is making sure the federal law is enforced. relateded to foreign policy, sorry, hillary clinton we are better off than when you when president obama were in charge. now we have effective foreign policy. look at russia and north korea. things are getting cleaned up no thanks to the mess you made. >> wow! >> i agree with the lady over there. kimberly brings up a good point about the second amendment. president trump said he was concerned how did the party in power get its voters juiced up to get off the sofa? he may haven't to as long as the left and john paul jones hand a legitimate lifeline saying we are taking away your guns. i don't think donald trump has to work hard to get people off

the sofa. you are not taking away my guns. when you listen to her talk about the accusation of sexism. it is time for a heroic democrat to rise from the ashes and look at disparities logically and not emotional. the party office a healthy perspective and not a divisive one. i think that will happen in 2020. they will abandon this. there will be somebody there that gets it. i know who it is. but i won't say. >> this is interesting on the gun thing. you have a situation where the former supreme court justice stevens says you should repeal the second amendment. oh, they are trying to take away our guns. it's an easy button to push for the right to activate their base. but those wonderful young people who are out there have never said that. >> that's not the debate.

>> john, it's the mirror image if a person said when i am elected we will repeal roe versus wade. >> she did not say that? >> no, she didn't. there are people in the march -- the majority of the people in the march are adults. >> you are looking at someone who does not like the easy availability of guns in society. don't put my opinion on what the young people did. they wrote it up. >> you are describing what somebody like claire is saying. that hillary clinton doesn't speak for me. they are not asking her to shut up forever. they are saying we want to keep the seats we have. >> right. >> in missouri. you can't give a speech now without it being an international -- >> one last point on this. she was talking about sexism.

i was reminded, when she talked about how republicans, she is so shrill. i can't hand her voice. i remember that. that's awful. you say, but we need hillary clinton on the right. we need someone to demonize so donald trump looks like normal. guess what? it doesn't matter if any other woman had been that candidate. they would have been vilified too. pelosi. >> twice of many men were vilified by trump and they were white, black, women. >> yes. >> little marco. we have to run. coming up, putin's latest new test. details next. cleaver .

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vladimir putin bragged could nuke anyone on earth. president trump told putin last week, if you want to have an arms race, we can do that, but i will win. people are concerned about this. wait a second. are we going steady pace into an arms race with russia? president trump is not one to back down ever. neither is putin. >> it is old school. it remind me when zed leplinwas on radio and there was clearisil. you remember that? i can accept this relationship because mutually assured destruction doesn't work on zealots.

russia, they don't want to die. that's why everybody has missiles. you could you not love the name satan-ii. i am married to a russian. americans will have a military plane and call at this time eagle. the russian go make it scary. call it satan-ii that will scare them. the reason we will always win these races is because of immigration. we get the best and the brightest. one of the reasons germany lost in world war ii and we won. jewish scientists brought valuable information to america. >> i like this. we will have a little naming contest for our scary missiles. >> we continue to fail to

remember in what bad shape russia is in. economically they are on their last leg. health-wise, the average aiming of living -- there is another phrase for that. >> life expectancy. >> it doesn't get better over the years. we beat them on all sorts of things. the meddling they did in our election, they are doing in all sorts of other places as well. the alliance that the u.k. incident helped re-invigorate is important. i am comfortable knowing the president thinks we would win an arms race. >> we will call our missile perino, and put him in the deep freeze. >> [laughing]. >> call it trump. >> excellent branding idea. >> [laughing]. >> it will be big and beautiful.

it will have trump written in gold on it. yes! >> let's have a parade. >> [laughing]. e we have smallerer missiles. we don't need this kind of '80s style arms race. we have missiles that come off our submarines that can put 8 war heads instead of their 15. we have a policy of deterrence. it's mutually assured stocks -- destruction. this is not the '80s anymore info inform -- this is a macho move by putin because their economy is not doing well. we ramped up our natural gas and that put the squeeze on their economy. we just tested a missile. if we are going to have an arms race, we will win it.

they can't afford it. i am not worried. >> maybe time for putin to shake his shirt off again and ride a horse. >> the arms race we need to have is not missiles. it's with cyber-security. >> we will win that too. >> juan? >> ronald reagan called it the peace keeper and people still got the message. what concerns is we have a shift from mcmasters to john bolton and what is going on in syria. we lost a service man today there. two people were killed. one was part of the anti-assad forces. we have lots of people there. president trump said out of the blue, a shock to everybody in the pentagon and state department, we are living. -- leaving. we will be out of there soon.

he said don't telegraph our military moves. if we are gone, guess who steps? iran and russia. >> you were not concerned about that when obama pulled out of iraq? >> of course i was. not only are the american people concerned and what you hear from the pentagon is that the will to fight in syria -- coming back to your point about obama and the will of the american people was we have been over there so long. not much has accomplished. in this case, military leaders say the will to fight in syria, people are saying nah. trump said it's time for us to come home. >> let's not cross any redlines. >> directly ahead, will

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>> ♪ >> ♪ >> we saw the success of roseanne with a conservative voice. will the rest of hollywood follow suit. sean penn wrote a new book and fantasizing about anassinating president trump. he surround fire after a bizarre interview. >> please don't smoke anymore. >> this job security for oncologists. it's important to keep up the

culture. i am not ashamed to be here with talented people and with y'all in talking about this stuff. if were a news anchor, rather than reporting, i would pull a fire alarm every night. the respect and the asspiration we modelled is no longer in our country. in this case the job include by any historical parallel, the impeachment of this president. >> wow! you should know that politics aside, critics on both sides slam penn's novel. calling it filthy. kimberly, what do you make of this? on colbert, he said was on ambiien and he was smoking. what do you make of this?

>> so, yes, i have known him for a long time. i have not seen him in a while. >> he is looking good. >> [laughing]. not looking good. he is having some substance abuse problems. >> don't put it on substance abuse. >> no, no, no. he always had political viewpoints. however, i am seeing a slide here. he is like decompensating. that's not normally how he behaves under regular circumstances. he is not doing well. >> my favorite part of the book, he talks about trump's love of blond women and says yellow lives matter. >> that's a good one. i have come around on sean. i think he is entertaining. i watched his interviews on late night. i am mesmerized by them. >> you are trying to book him, aren't you? >> there is a slot saturday night at 8 o'clock. >> [laughing].

>> i like how cocky he is. he is old enough now where he doesn't care anymore. i don't respect his opinions on the me too movement and assassinating the president. he doesn't like to act in movies because he hates everybody else. that's funny. if he gets criticism from pieces theme from the "washington post," that's a badge of honor. >> wait, wait, wait. the guardian also. >> he's been unbearable. but i am warming up to him. >> kimberly said you are saying these things just to book him. >> all right. >> [overlapping talking]. >> dana, one thing he says he wants to have a duel with the

president in this book. >> it will be fun if ronnie jackson the president's personal doctor could give a physical to sean penn and compare it to president trump. smoking on air. hollywood likes to lecture america on all sorts of things from eating habits and that's allowed? it's bad form. >> bad form. >> let's go to good form. greg. >> i want to focus on the book. tomorrow night on my show, i have a celebrity read exerpts from the book. it's horribly written. if you use a thesaurus, people should not know you are using it. it's a beginner's mistake.

>> that's the different between and you me. his arrogance and try to go hard. it's the same error a novice political thinker who comes into politics late in life and come into writing late. the arrogance is inversely proportional to the wisdom, knowledge and skill. he thinks he is good at things he knows nothing about. >> a good writer is steve martin. >> yes. he could write jokes. >> i just saw steve martin's show on broadway. don't go anywhere. when we come back, our good friend geraldo rivera joins us to preview his fascinating new book. >> ♪ termites.

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>> ♪ >> ♪ >> we all remember geraldo rivera reports from war zones around the world including afghanistan on the hunt for osama bin laden and many more. after 50 years in the news business, he opens up about his career and life in his new memoir. it hits stores on tuesday. he hits us right now. congratulations. >> i appreciate that. >> this is a wonderful accomplishment. a book you can write after an amazing career. >> a half century is one of my greatest achievements. just being enduring and going through so many changes in popular culture and taste. made fun of 5 different decades on "saturday night live." >> jesse is working on that. >> he will get there. hang in there. >> i don't know if that's what i

want. >> keep stumbling. >> okay, [laughing]. i wasn't going to ask you this question. now i am. >> [laughing]. >> when i was a producer back in the day, i remember being in the edit rooms. and we watched footage of you dodging bullets in the war zone. was there ever one moment you thought i am about to die? >> great question. in libya in 2011 when kadafi was on the lam. i was caught between the two disorganized and heavily armed groups. bullettes from both sides were flying over our heads. you could hear me muttering profranities. >> that was the video i was

watching. >> and john stewart mocked it in his comedy central program. geraldo rivera of arabia. took my tape and super imposed it on the great movie from peter otoole. he did it to make fun. but i took it as homage. almost used that title for my title. >> our badge of honor. >> i didn't questions? >> yes, my first geraldo moment and you are part of pop culture, my favorite home court -- moment was on your show. you had gi-giallen on. do you remember that show? >> wasn't that the party punks

of new york? >> he was in a band called the murder junkie. they wanted everybody to die. >> how appropriate only greg gutfeld will come up with that obsure moment in my career. gi-gi, did not make the book. >> [laughing]. >> did you ever regret a story that you did? >> ah, that's an excellent question. i regret -- let me tell you what i regret. i regret in 2002 in israel, i saw with my own eyes and it will resonate with people watching. but i have to tell you how i

feel. we just had 15 palestinians killed. i saw what an awful life that live under constant occupation and oppression. people keep saying, they are terrorists. they are an occupied people. i regret chickening out after 2002 and not adding my voice as a jew to those counselling a 2-state solution. it's easy to put them out of state and mind and let them be rot and let them be killed. i think a lot of our current problems, it's our origin sin. palestine and israel. i want a 2-state solution. >> you might see one. juan? >> two things. i remember you as a young reporter who went into the hospitals here in new york city. maybe the audience doesn't know

that part of you. >> that's my greatest achievement. no doubt about it. the willow brook state school in new york city. one of the five burroughs of new york. it was one of the world's institutions for the population we used to describe as mentally retarded. to expose that institution and champion a different way for those people to be treated to have a normal life as possible. their human potential can be fulfilled and have those institutions closed from the pressure from our investigation. that's my signature achieve. . it was my greatest moment. the rest of my life since then has been [inaudible]. >> do you have any worries about what happened after that? where a lot of unstable people are when you walk around new york city, the homeless? >> just briefly. the mentally retarded.

people like down's syndrome or autistic. the mentally ill. that's a different population. what happened with that population was a side effect to my expose. people confused the two populations. they are two different conditions total he. >> i want to say before we go on. that was a tremendous journalistic achievement. >> kimberly? >> we are out of time. >> i am proud of you. i was excited to come here to work at fox news. i always admired your work and fearlessness. my brother is watching too. we stayed up all night to watch you. very proud of you with osama bin laden. >> being on the air that osama

bin laden was killed was the drive the night of high career. after what happened here in 9-11 and pursuing the terrorists mastermind for 10 years. to be on the air when they killed the sob, i loved that. >> so much is in the timing. >> quickly, capone is an iconic reference. stormy daniels like his vault. a lot of hype and delivered nothing. >> great point. up next we answer your questions on this fantastic fan mailed from. >> ♪

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>> ♪ >> ♪ >> fan mail friday. your questions answered. we don't have much time. kimberly, this is from 6 hill. what is the weirdest thing you have ever seen in someone else's home? >> oh, my gosh! do we have the time. in someone else's home? hmmm.

it was probably in my apartment. when i first bought it. i went to see it. it had 200 dead animal prints all over the wall. haters are going to hate. >> juan? >> i think it's art. where you see people who have pictures of themselves. >> like greg? >> i am talking about like an oil painting done of themselves. >> [laughing]. >> i think that's weird. >> oh my gosh. >> jesse? >> my sister's husband. their parents made them pose for an oil painting when they were like 9 or reverb.

-- 11. wearing all white and doing this. >> this will be good for easter sunday. >> humiliating. i loved walking through the house and making fun of them. >> i can't remember. i remember going to one of the coolest houses. there was a fund-raiser in a private home in ohio. we had to wait in the basement. the basement had every possible thing you being imagine. a game room. a theater. a cellar for the wine. i didn't drink any wine. >> i never tell good stories. when i was in my early 20s, i flew to l.a. to meet with a film producer. to pitch a screen play. i was extremely nervous. like stomach nervous. >> oh! >> i rang the door bell. it was a mansion in bel-air. or brentwood. i looked to my left and there was a butler holding a tray. i look away and i sit down and i

sit in front of the butler. the breweproducer came down and started to talk. you can't concentrate when you have somebody behind you all the time just standing there. he could tell when i was trying to pitch this thing, i was not making any sense. he got mow a beer. -- got me a beer. this guy probably came to hollywood for a big break and hoo is a butler. i am a jerk from d.c. who is a nobody. i turned around and it was a wooden apple with a psychohead. >> it wasn't a real butler. >> great question to you, dana. do you collect anything? >> that was a terrible story! >> no, i don't collect anything. i am not sentimental. >> jess e? >> a bad habit.

>> [laughing]. >> is that her name? >> oh my god! >> get a move on. >> what i have on my desk, i have baseballs signed by various people like barack obama signed a baseball for me. rice signed a baseball for me. i got one from dusty baker. >> i will sign one for you. just let me know. >> i will throw this at you. >> [laughing]. >> i have a baseball. we made the road trip turing the 2016 campaign. everybody signed a baseball at the stadium in pittsburgh. >> excellent. kimberly? >> yes. i will say challenge coins. i have some nice ones. >> that's a good answer.

>> state of the union. >> i collect those little plastic packages that have two kinds of mustard and a fork and a little tissue from the chinese restaurant. i have a lot of those. >> [laughing]. >> that's a nice thing to pass to, to nieces and nephews. >> that will number my will. >> his apartment in his death the hoarding. >> "one more thing" is next. they appear out of nowhere.

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>> ♪ >> ♪ >> it's time for "one more thing." dana? >> you have been missing it. time for this. dana's morning joke of the day. we will go fast. what music does the easter bunny like? >> hip hop. >> very good. >> whoa! juan. >> very good. what kind of jewelry does the easter bunny wear? >> 14 carrot gold. come on! what do you call a mischievous egg? >> practical yoker. where did the easter bunny east breakfast? >> ihop. >> yeah! >> well, congratulations. >> very corny and funny.

kimberly? >> awesome. okay, baby. no graphic and no support. >> [laughing]. >> according to the national retail federation, easter spending is expected to total 18.2-billion dollars this year. second highest level on record. thank president trump for making easter profitable again. >> [laughing]. >> candy tops the list of planned percents followed by good, gifts, clothing and greeting card. we have should peeps here from the candy man. there you go. >> excellent. watters world an easter sneak peek. >> oh, dear. >> i don't shop. >> you don't shop? >> no. >> i think you mean blacked

from. >> whatever. >> what happened on good friday? >> jesus was hung on the cross. >> why was jesus crucify ied. >> and the clown running for congress. >> saturday 10 p.m. candace owens. we have a special celebrity reading sean penn's book. now time for greg's don't you just hate that? >> don't you just hate it when you are trying to get to work and some cat gets on your car and sits on your hood. it's a cheetah. you are on safari. if you move the cat might eat your face off? you have to sit and wait quietly

until that cat in the back seat -- no, he is not going anywhere. >> you know what curiosity did. >> it won't kill this guy. happy as a clam. >> anything else? >> i have another one. >> [laughing]. >> here we go. this is every boy's dream. somebody on the big team gets hurt. the coach points to the stands and says you are in. that happened thursday night in chicago. the blackhawks saw both goalies go down. the coach put in a 32-year-old accountant scott foster. he was part of's group of players available in case of an emergency. he never thought he would play in an nil game. he played well. stopped all 147 shots fired at him in the blackhawks victory.

>> maybe being a goalie is not that hard. [laughing] >> that's it for us. happy easter and passover. shannon. >> thanks. the trump administration announces tough new security rules for people coming to the u.s. on good friday. more than a dozen demonstrators killed along the israel and gaza border. when does boys just being boys become a medical issue for your kids? this is "special report." >> ♪ >> ♪ >> shannon: i am shannon in for bret baier. travellers coming to the u.s. will have to provide more information. a new trump administration rule