♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, geraldo rivera, brian kilmeade, dana perino. "the five" ." let's recap mike pompeo's confirmation hearing. if you want to be part of the republican administration, please denounce the republican administration. >> it's fair for our members to ask whether your relationship is rooted in a candid, healthy, give and take dynamic or whether it's based on deferential willingness to go along to get along. >> greg: up next, shameless bigotry smears.

>> do you have any views of the muslim faith or people who believe in worshiping other gods. is that something negative in our country? >> greg: let's not forget the t word. >> can you clarify for me how you would come as secretary of state, be clear as to america's commitment against torture. >> greg: so predictable, so fake so irrelevant. mike did fine until this. >> with respect to building a team out of the state department, this is something i've done multiple times in my life. i did it as a tank platoon leader. i did it as a cavalry troop. i do it for two small businesses in kansas. and i worked hard at it. i will leave others to judge the success. >> greg: oh, dear. platoon leader? the language of war? does chuck schumer have trauma counselors standing by. i hope cory booker brought his

comfort bonnie. how do you know pompeo deserves the good? >> please remove. >> greg: she totally nailed it it. pompeo isn't a diplomat. that should be on his business card. when you reduce people to gibbering fools, you know you have a winner. see this tweet from al gore. senators should reject mike pompeo. he denies the climate crisis and has been doing the bidding for fossil fuel interests his whole career. well, gore does no fossils. he's about as up-to-date on world events as fred flintstone. again, if al is a "no," pompeo is a "yes." here's another. over 180 national orgs covering issues for national security and women's health to climate change and human rights have publicly opposed pompeo.

#stoppompeo. unlike those groups, pompeo is no pacifist. ask isis if you can still find them. without nonpacifist, pacifists would be bones under a dictator's boot. it's easy to be a holy man on a mountain or on capitol hill but in the real world, things are more dangerous. diplomat is nice but a realist is better. we need pompeo, not deepak chopra. we need to flow from a grown-up. that is pompeo. no wonder the left can't stand him. all right, let's go around the table and ask what caught your eye. we will probably skip brian kilmeade because he was sleeping all day. dana, he touched on the morale problem. >> dana: he's not a diplomat. when he was first in the military, he talked about being at the berlin wall when it came down and that his great respect was from the diplomats from the state department working with everyone dissolvable was a difficult political situation.

then he said he recognizes, he spent time at the state department, that morale there is abysmal and that would be his first priority to try to fix. if you cared about that or that was one of the complaints that left out about rex tillerson, the left is going to end up with the secretary of state. it's going to be secretary pompeo. when he gets confirmed. if you want to hold him to something, make sure that morale at the state department is something you keep knocking on his door about. >> greg: geraldo, you are a republican but you're kind of a hawk. you are promilitary. do you get the sense of when you watch these committees that democrats kind of live in a world where the only -- they only see our actions as bellicose and they see the opposition of some kind of amorphous i don't know thing out there. >> geraldo: it's a highly philosophical question. i would rather direct my attention to my pompeo.

i >> greg: you should have set i will have my team get back to you. >> geraldo: i love that he graduated first at west point. i love the harvard law school business. in terms of personal style, charisma, he is a much more natural fit with donald trump than rex tillerson was. i think he will be fine. as hawkish as i may be, i think pompeo is to the right of me. i think he is more like john bolton. i think you can consider he and bolton together as a war cabinet. but i also think that warriors, and he's an army vet, warriors are less likely to slip into war then pacifists. >> greg: so true. kimberly, give me your thoughts and try to make it about 7 minutes long so that we don't have to talk to kilmeade. >> kimberly: it's going to be difficult to do anything against him. if you can be the head of the cia, how are you unfit to serve in this position. he's got a great record.

i agree with you, geraldo, he's a good personal fit with the president. he trusts him, he likes him. they are able to work well together. i think he already has now the benefit of the experience of running cia. if you can be trusted with secret intelligence organization and you've done very well there to the point where he trusts you for this next position that's also integral to the success of the administration, it says a lot. on what grounds other than political, stalling, or trying to be obstructionist, are they going to say he's unfit or unsuitable for this position? how many minutes did i kill? >> greg: we almost made it. kilmeade, what are your thoughts, if you have thoughts. here's what i think. he is finally getting his band together. they respect him enough to disagree with him privately and not call

1-800-"washington post." what pompeo has done is established, the rapport, national security. the meetings she has with my pompeo, and when pompeo is not there, he goes to gina haspel who's hopefully going to be heading up the cia shortly. give him it comes to mind us cory booker wants to make sure he has for same-sex marriage which is a pretty interesting question for the secretary of state. empty the arsenal. cory booker is running for president every minute of the day, even at 2:00 in the afternoon on thursday. my hope was rand paul who makes so much sense sometimes would make a little more sense this time. what i would rather is he come out and say why haven't we left afghanistan or why do we have the war in iraq? he was an eye doctor making sure everyone's pupils were dilated and we were in the middle of dealing with saddam hussein. to come back in 2018 and make him disavow his support of the iraq war was farcical.

i think, i hope democrats can understand how qualified he is and start to understand, start to vote yes. >> greg: that was a cheap shot against eye doctors. >> brian: you're right. it's true. i am against lenscrafters because i had a bad experience. >> geraldo: in regard to what i said about hawks being less likely to declare war, it could be ambassador bolton and cia director pompeo who are holding the president back on what would be a gratuitous strike at this point in cold blood against syria. it's fraught with peril. the upside is so narrow. i don't know how you define what you hit. 30 bombs, 60 bombs, 300 bombs? >> kimberly: thinking about it more carefully. >> brian: i could not disagree with you anymore. geraldo, we know where the military sites are. we know where they make the chemical weapons. getting our guys in place, getting our people in place to take out the sites. it's not kill everybody. it's wipe out their ability to make this.

>> geraldo: is a possible by a cruise missile strike -- you need a bathtub in three drugs of various chemicals. >> brian: i like ari fleischer's idea of taking out his palace. >> geraldo: the president's instinct to get out of syria is the correct instinct. we backed the wrong side and then conflict. the danger to the united states and the free world, the sunni muslim extremism. we are on the wrong side in syria. the sooner we get out, the better. >> brian: who is cheering the loudest, russia or iran? >> geraldo: they are in orbit, an axis of evil, but i don't care. let them be as evil as they want to be. let them share blintzes and hummus. i don't care. >> greg: let's hear from

pompeo. >> dana: who are these people? >> greg: who took away juan and the guy with the funny hair? >> we have the primary mission we've been engaged into defeat isis. we did so using a group of men who did great work, and we took the caliphate down. we ought to be proud of it. there is still work to do. the other objective is to achieve a div medic outcome such that there is more stability. we can take down the violence and this is a diplomatic task. so that we get to a place where the syrian people can ultimately govern themselves. our goal is to make that a post-assad syria. >> greg: you heard cross fire right here. after hearing that can already see it? where do you fall? between those guys. >> dana: eileen a little bit kilmeade. president trump was right to

criticize president obama. even madeleine albright criticized president obama for the redline he put in place which led to the situation president trump is trying to fix. but president trump also drew a redline. it was a year ago that he threw a little missile assad's way. didn't do enough to decapitate. we don't have a political solution. there's not a great strategy but he's already been, now he's at risk of not enforcing his own new redline. >> geraldo: how about a blockade, economic sanctions, seizing every dollar syria has deposited in every u.k. and usa bank? >> dana: great. >> geraldo: when you take a look unilateral military action -- >> brian: you have france and england, saudi arabia. >> geraldo: singh france step up to the plate, okay. >> kimberly: might not be about, in terms of supplying the military might, the united states is capable and often carries the load with that

but if you have some kind of international coalition or support where countries are supporting you, it matters and helps in terms of how it's going to be perceived globally. >> brian: if the president does not do something, he will never recover credibility. this makes president obama's move to not enforce his redline look trivial. >> greg: last word, geraldo. >> geraldo: pompeo will not negate the iran nuclear deal. he will make it tougher perhaps. he will suggest that it be tougher but he will not advocate abolishing the deal. that's good news for all of us. >> greg: all right, up next, president trump addresses reports he planned to fire robert mueller. that's next. ♪

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♪ >> kimberly: president trump declared the russian investigation fake and corrupt and the single greatest witch hunt in american history. would he ever fire the special counsel? this morning he addressed the frenzy over reports he's been wanting to. "if i wanted to fire mueller in december as reported by the failing "new york times," i would have fired him. just more fake news from revised a newspaper." lawmakers moving on legislation to protect mueller from losing his job. the bill could come up in the senate judiciary committee as soon as next week. brian, what do you make of this? >> brian: a couple things. they keep on reporting they have six unnamed sources, all verified, higher than president trump and more important.

they all say this took place, but it didn't happen. i am astounded, when i flip around channels, that everybody is wanting him to fire robert mueller. thinking of all the different ways this could happen and how bad and cataclysmic it would be. then when we get today that rod draws in -- rod rosenstein has been invited to a meeting. he went over there, no problem. spent an hour and 15 minutes together and they left. it would be a huge mistake to do it but i would love to see a different attorney in there that's going to be a little bit stronger. i think the cooperation with this council has got to stop. defense attorney for the president. what's going on here? >> kimberly: dana, that is one approach. there's a couple schools of thought. you were in the white house with the president advising on matters like this in the past, where would you take it? >> dana: i don't think there

was ever consideration to fire special counsel fitzgerald. i think there is no question of what the law actually says. i don't know why congress needs to pass a law to protect bob mueller. i think the president might not have the legal authority to do it. here's the thing. it's moot anyway. this investigation will continue. it will get out somehow and it will be over. it will be over at some point. going to have to give it some time. in the meantime, the president has a great economy. the event today in the rose garden was what every american wants to hear about. if they can focus on that and not on this investigation, they would probably do themselves a favor. the problem is, they score so many of their own goals. it's not good. >> kimberly: greg. if you were to advise, what would you say? >> brian: they score their own goal? >> greg: this is why soccer is not america's support, because of scoundrels like you.

if i was trumps advisor, i would say fire mueller and replace them with his personal lawyer. joe. michael: ? joe, michael, same thing. >> brian: joe is the doorman. >> greg: there is someone who competes with you in the morning, i won't say the show. they say that trump is using foreign policy to distract from the mueller investigation and all of that stuff which i believe is incorrect. i don't notice that. but you could posit the opposite, that these witch hunts, to use his words, are designed to hobble a president from doing his job. i think if you go into the american world, that's how they see it. let the guy do his job. the guy is doing his job. low unemployment, isis is gone. north korea could be a major, phenomenal transformation. nafta. all of this stuff happening. let him do his job.

i think that's how people look at it. i don't think they look out of the way they see it where trump is going to try to bomb something. >> dana: trump didn't use chemical weapons against the syrians. the syrians did that. with help from you know who, the russians. >> kimberly: geraldo, there's multiple schools of thought. the president has to weigh his choices very carefully. not act impetuously. because of genuine concerns here as to whether or not this has gotten away from him, right? there are political ramifications. ramifications for the country, the perception of what's going on in the white house, et cetera. >> geraldo: i think firing mueller would be like scratching a rash. it wouldn't make anything come of the underlying disease go away. >> kimberly: it's going to make it worse. >> geraldo: people describe the president being extraordinarily angry. the dude has got a right.

you cannot understate how absolutely beyond the pale this raid on michael cohen's office was. by the southern district of new york. when they absolutely frequentlyy trampled on the lawyer client privilege to bust into that office and take everything, savage, take everything. it was so unprecedented. did they try, for example, what 99% of the prosecutors do in this circumstance, a subpoena? was that considered too be nine, not punitive enough. you cannot say the seizure of all of this evidence from the president's personal lawyer is not punitive. this was designed to create, whether it was designed or not, perhaps the unintended consequence of what they did to michael cohen's office was that the whole nation now is looking at this as a declaration that

the feds believe crimes were committed. they believe the president is implicated in those crimes, and that the inevitable destination here is impeachment of this president. i think it was absolutely unjustified and so unprofessional. the president has the right to be steamed. >> kimberly: dana, the fallout when comey and perhaps, i don't know. people are upset. we have a special on that at 9:00 p.m. on sunday about james comey with his book coming out and whatnot. the thing is i think they have to think about the ramifications. >> dana: that's the thing. none of us actually know what evidence they were looking for the reasons they had or the judge who approved it. we don't know any of this information. maybe it was a total overreach and absolutely inappropriate but it's just as possible it wasn't. i don't know. >> geraldo: give me one

example in your mind that you think it would make it appropriate. >> dana: i would never speculate on something like that because i don't know. >> geraldo: i will give you one. michael cohen with a zippo lighter about to burn a case. >> brian: it would be a taking timebomb. michael: is a member of isis. that would be it. >> kimberly: another storm coming is sure to add fuel to the fire. jim comey about if kick off his tell-all tour and it sounds like he's not going to hold back. next. with new car replacement, if your brand new car gets totaled, liberty mutual will pay the entire value plus depreciation. liberty stands with you. liberty mutual insurance.

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♪ diamond & silk minus three days until former fbi director jim comey kicks off his big tour. he's already making headlines without saying anything at all. >> how strange is it for you to sit here and compare the

president to a mob boss? are there things you know but haven't said who that could dae president trump? those who say you should have brought hillary clinton in front of a grand jury? >> brian: would you watch an hour of stonewalling? comey is apparently going to compare president trump to a mob boss. rnc preparing a campaign to undercut his -- unlike the michael wolff book. comey has to prove himself. if you believe comey, you have to disbelieve mccabe, loretta lynch, hillary clinton. he has people ready to challenge him on multiple areas. the president has the most to lose. >> geraldo: true but i think when people have to remember, particularly liberals and people in the left, is the james comey is the reason donald trump's president.

>> brian: may be. >> geraldo: i believe he did more to destroy hillary clinton's candidacy than any other person on earth. and i also believe it's human nature. this is me speculating, that some of his later conduct was informed by his guilty conscience about destroying hillary clinton. >> brian: i will give you an example. he says right after he got fired, he got a call from john kelly who said i intend to quit in protest of your being fired. john kelly's people of come back inside i never said that. i just called up to say basically good luck. sorry you were fired. totally different tone to it, dana. people on both sides are going to say that's not how i remember it. >> dana: do you think that's going to be a problem? that's how we lived our lives during the last three years. i don't think anyone who supports or doesn't support the president, that their mind will be changed on sunday. >> brian: michael wolff did some damage to the president. >> dana: the president's

approval rating is out. i don't think the michael wolff book had any impact at all. >> brian: the fact that it was a best-selling book and the president tweeted about it. >> dana: i think it sold a hell of a lot more books for michael wolff. >> brian: you chose me to lead off the segment after greg ignored me in the a block. >> geraldo: come on. >> brian: use your legal background. a lawyer telling everyone how great he is and how bad trump is, will it be effective? >> kimberly: obviously there may be some initial fallout about it but i do recall on the preview show that you were on here where you talked about your opinion in terms of the president perhaps regretting giving michael wolff and a lot of air time. perhaps it escalated the number of sales and interests in eyeballs on it.

some of that can kind of backfire. do you want to give this guy attention are not? i don't know. maybe there will be a tweet fired off about about overall, the president's approval rating has gone up because he's been making accomplishments and getting things done that he promised. i would not allow this sort of distraction to be promulgated in the press and the media to take up time and attention away from what he's trying to accomplish. make it smaller, quiet, and not blow it up. that's the right approach. a thoughtful, deliberative of approach more reasonable. >> brian: eminem was writing the song, hoping to get a rise from the president and he ignored him. greg, go over your point. on the record, they said mr. comey needs to put his big

boy pants on and admit his action swung the election to trump and beg forgiveness. that's not a democratic kiss off. >> greg: no, it's not. but i don't respond to him. i think comey should be placed on trial or at least there should be a special about comey being on trial. i don't know. maybe sunday night. who knows. we have to make a deal that we do memoirs, we have to agree that we write fake stuff that's really bad about us and we all agreed to do the same thing so we don't contradict. i will have an entire chapter on you, kilmeade. the worst man in cable. >> i have a chapter on him in my memoir. >> greg: he's a horrible person. the things you do in the green room. >> brian: that is the old me. did you make a point? >> greg: here's what i don't

like about comey. he's sanctimonious. he's going to deliver amoral, highfalutin, manufactured idealism. i was so naive. it's like mr. smith goes to washington. it's going to be that kind of thing. i've got no use for it. >> brian: loretta lynch had to get ahead of this book. that's why she insists on doing that interview. she is contradicting james comey's comments. >> geraldo: who fired james comey? rod rosenstein. remember that. rod rosenstein fired james comey. before you want to get rid of rod rosenstein, remember that. >> brian: let the record show i was asked one question. coming up next, the marijuana industry has an interesting new spokesperson, former speaker of the house john boehner. why the republican now is a warrior for weed. that story next. ery six months i'm accident free. and i don't share it with mom! right, mom? righttt.

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>> dana: longtime opponents of legalizing marijuana but former house speaker john boehner's position on weed has changed in retirement. the republican -- republicanism on the advisory board of the cannabis company. he says his thinking has evolved. "i am convinced d scheduling the drug is needed so we can do research, help our veterans, and reverse the opioid epidemic ravaging our communities. greg, i am coming around to the same feeling even though i hate the whole weed thing. i do. you know i do. you know how i feel about it. i feel strongly about the weed. the weed. >> greg: [laughs] >> dana: i am coming around, especially when it comes to helping veterans that this is something we should do. but nobody is paying me for that. >> greg: he was against it when he was in power. now he's on the right side because he's getting paid. as you know, i am for everything. everybody has a right to their own oblivion whether it's a martini or marijuana.

that's my advice. if you are on a cannabis board, there are two key points. you have to normalize marijuana so that it's as boring and mundane as a martini. there is nothing more dull and establishment and a businessman drinking a martini. you have to make pot like that so it's not edgy or cool. it's just something bland. number two, you have to treat it like a martini. afterward, not before. the problem with pot is waking in baking of young people. they get up in the morning and smoked pot and into years, they are lawyers. lawyers. losers. [laughter] >> dana: you have insulted the lawyers and the losers. >> greg: if you smoke pot afterward and treated like a martini, it's a reward, and that's different. you never put the reward before the work. >> brian: i think we should go to geraldo on this. >> dana: what do you think about big weed, the corporate aspect of it?

i watched laura ingraham. she's concerned. >> geraldo: i welcome congressman boehner on board. i think he is late to the party. the g.o.p. is late because republicans and democrats are in favor of legalizing weed, almost by 7 out of 10. in full disclosure, i was on the original board of normal. i welcome john boehner. i think it's inevitable. to ruin someone's life, it's racist the way the law is. >> dana: it does put a lot of people in jail. >> geraldo: a lot of people of color in jail. white kids in college, they get a ticket. a black kid gets a weed boston he's in jail. >> dana: what do you think, brian? you usually wait to be called on. >> greg: not on "fox & friends." >> brian: it's an unofficial study. anyone i know who smokes pot regularly, it wipes out their mission and change their

personality. do we have a full screen? i would say that. number two, i want to study colorado. we have a test study. how's it working? are they bringing in more revenue? >> dana: the revenue is not the problem. >> brian: what about the duis that go along with it, the dropout rate. i think it's a phony thing to say. there's a lot of people who need pain medication. >> dana: my fellow traveler on this. >> kimberly: i don't know. now we have parted company. >> dana: i said i am getting there but i still hate it. >> greg: why do you hate pot? >> kimberly: we have no interest in it. >> greg: that's not the premise for not liking something. >> kimberly: we don't want to deprive people. when i am trying to say, i cannot speak from personal experience of having tried it. i am being honest here. however, i have people, my mother, father both died of cancer. they wanted to give that to

them. okay, my dad was too far gone but i've seen people who have benefited from it. i would never deprive someone who is suffering if it actually helps. they even use it for animals. if they are suffering, they have things they can do. i understand that. and opioid addicts as well. we are seeing a more multifaceted approach in terms of what they've uncovered with research, that it can help people. why would you be against research and science and finding new ways to do things? >> brian: recreational. >> greg: you are going to be the judge to who can enjoy what substance? i don't want a "fox and friends" host telling me how to have fun. >> brian: how dare you just look at me as a "fox & friends" host. >> greg: you play soccer. >> brian: does the va spokesperson had a great line. john boehner, i wish he had said this ten years ago when you have power.

where were you? now it's all about money. >> dana: coming up, one school district getting a lot of attention for how it is arming teachers to fend off an active shooter. details straight ahead.

>> geraldo: welcome back. there is an intense debate going on about arming schoolteachers with guns to fight off would be assailants. one pennsylvania district has chosen a different weapon to fend off any shooter. baseball bats. here is the superintendent. >> it's a last resort. it's the last resort but it's also an option. unfortunately we are in a a day and age where we need to use them to protect ourselves. >> geraldo: little bats, like the little ones you get a yankee stadium. 18-inch bats. kimberly, seems almost silly. people who advocate baskets of rocks, stones you can throw. >> kimberly: i don't know. listen, miniature bats are not necessarily good idea. having gone to a lot of baseball

games with my dad when i was little, they would give out, they had bat day. some people could not control themselves for having, whatever. you would see people fighting, heading. these bats get out of the wrong hands. do you hear him sing. there's going to be lawsuits about that. i don't know how that's going to fend off somebody, would-be attackers somebody >> brian: this is the stupidest idea ever. >> kimberly: i don't want to get hit by the bat. >> brian: 18 inches, three bucks a batch. this is incredibly stupid. >> geraldo: ari fleischer used to be a lobbyist for baseball bats. >> brian: to have kids remember a certain baseball gam game. >> geraldo: dana, i should i be there should be one good guy with the gun. i don't advocate arming the english teacher.

if you are resistant to even having a good guy with a gun, how about a taser? >> dana: did you hear what happened in parkland, teacher agreed to be one of the teachers that had a concealed weapon. he left it in the boys' restroom today. i can see why there are parents and teachers who think this might not be the best idea. >> geraldo: what about -- >> dana: i'm not against a good guy with a gun. >> geraldo: what about a taser? >> brian: arm kids with tasers? >> geraldo: >> geraldo: not kid. >> brian: i am for guns. i want teachers to have guns and they want the football coaches to be armed. >> greg: i am taking this, i think this pretty seriously. obviously a bats can't stop a gun but it speaks to the desperation of those schools for hardening measures. however, this is a positive direction in the mind-set that commits to the idea of fighting back. you may laugh at the fact that they are holding bats to defend

themselves but it's the direction of the mind-set. we talked about flight 93. they knew they were going to die, but as a group, they rushed the hijackers and they saved the white house and they saved our country. what i'm talking about is the psychological advocacy of self-defense in which a group of people can actually mob a shooter knowing that there will be casualties, that may be one of them will die, but when eight people surround one person, they will win. it's about the mind-set, the fact is, we have to stop freezing like deer in the headlights when something happens. that's why, i was mocked for talking about advocating self-defense for kids but the reason why you do that if you teach them not to freeze. you teach them to react. >> kimberly: i think it's a great idea. >> brian: act under pressure. fight back. >> kimberly: you can't unlock the cabinets, pullout the bats.

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there you see kilmeade in the back. typical episode of "fox & friends." there it is. here we go. watch it again. >> dana: ow. terrible. where did you find that? >> greg: i didn't find it. it was foisted upon me. >> brian: on a serious note, when i am home and not on "the five," i don't have a chance to watch "the five" and i hear things that happen. i deny it. i say that's not something i could foresee happening. and then i came upon this. >> greg: when i heard kilmeade's voice, i am going god, why does he need to ruin everything? fox with friends. the dream i have most often as i am in a lifeboat with lou dobbs and kilmeade. waiting for kilmeade to fall asleep so we can butcher and eat him. i have a real celebrity friends. kilmeade. he's not a celebrity.

i love his new hairpiece though. for the longest time, they thought i was brian kilmeade. he would get in trouble because they thought he was me. >> brian: i said there was no way greg would turn on me like that. i saw the video evidence. thank you, kimberly, for defending me almost every time. we are not speaking anymore. >> greg: by the way, the hairpiece looks great. >> brian: thank you. just came in. >> kimberly: he grows on you. >> dana: today is the 102nd birthday of children's author beverly cleary. do you remember her questioning she has a living legend, part of the library of congress. in 2000, they decided to name today national deer day. drop everything and read. she wrote henry huggins published in 1950. ramona quimby, all of those folks made me a great reader.

congrats to her. if you haven't read her kids or your kids if you haven't read her books, you should. >> kimberly: this is a treat for my friends. welcome to kimberly's food cour food court. today, if you can't tell by what's on the table, it is national grilled cheese day. i am fully prepared to participate. this used to be my favorite thing to order. when you get asked by a family when you are a little kid to come to dinner or lunch, the grilled cheese is the least expensive thing on the menu. so you should always order it. be courteous to the family. >> dana: good advice. >> kimberly: sandwiches weren't invested until the 18th century, food historians say cooked bread and cheese has been enjoyed throughout history in all corners of the world. >> brian: we invented the grilled cheese and then we went to the light bulb.

>> kimberly: in italy, you have the panini. in france, you have crook monsieur. >> geraldo: you all graciously attended the launch of my book. i hope you buy it. it has a lot of great stuff in it. we have a great party. everyone showed up. greg and juan. erika and kimberly. brian was there. >> kimberly: you looked good. you are modeling. >> geraldo: sean hannity graciously hosted the party. one of my best friends. he aided the fact that people from other networks -- and tiki barber, former new york giants sportscaster. there were so many wonderful people there. we really enjoyed hosting it. saturday, if you are in the cleveland area, my new hometown,

at the barnes & noble in cleveland, i will be signing the book "the geraldo show." >> greg: i've got to go. i've got to go. "special report" with chris wallace. >> thank you, greg. president trump denies telegraphing military action against syria. the president's pick for secretary of state faces tough questioning on capitol hill. in the new national security advisor takes steps to consolidate power over how the country protect itself. this is "special report" ." ♪ good evening. welcome to washington. i'm chris wallace in for bret baier. president trump says a military attack against syria may come soon or not. the president is pushing back on criticism he's doing exactly what he promised