that the hidden gem for republicans. i will be in washington for a special show fear temperaturing one-on-on temperature -- featuring. i don't think he agrees. ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: hello, everyone i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with marie harf, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: it's on. president trump not sitting back quietly while his former fbi director disparages him to the media and to readers of his new tell-all book a higher loyalty. comey hurled all kinds of accusations about the president comparing him to a mob boss who is, quote, unethical and untethered to truth. in a clip just released, he also discusses the infamous dossier. >> did you tell him that the steele dossier had been

financed by his political opponents? >> no. i don't think i used the term steele dossier. i talked about additional material. >> did he have a right to know that? >> that it had been financed by his political opponents? i don't know the answer to that. it wasn't necessary for my goal, which was to alert him that we had this information. >> did you tell him you thought it wasn't true or you didn't know if it was true or not? >> i never said i don't believe it because i couldn't say one way or another. >> did you believe his denial? >> honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth but i don't know whether the current president of the united states with prostitutes peeing on each other in moscow in 2013. it's possible but i don't know. >> kimberly: i apologize for that language for a second there. mr. trump has some words of his own this morning, calling comey a proven leaker and liar. a weak and untruthful slime ball who was a terrible director of the fbi. he says it was his great honor to fire comey.

well, sarah sanders was just asked about that attack on the former fbi director. >> isn't all of that a bit unbecoming of the presidency of this white house to go after him in such a personal way like that? >> i think. >> call him a slime ball and a liar and leaker. >> unbecoming for the person that is supposed to be the top law enforcement official in the united states. the person that is supposed to protect the people of this country to lie and leak classified information, certainly to falsify documents. i didn't encourage james comey to go out and do a p.r. campaign. congress has asked jim comey to come and testify multiple times, of which he denies being able to do. yet, he found time to sit down with george stephanopoulos for five hours. >> kimberly: okay. so obviously some rough stuff there in terms of going back and forth. people thought this book was going to be quite explosive. you saw the start-up this morning with the president tweeting. you saw the reaction on

social media and online. so we take you around the table and reflections greg? >> this isn't deep throat. it's more like gossip girl. the white half moons under his eyes? that's a revelation? we notice that every time he is talking because he is out on the golf course. comey is in this eternal state of surprise or emotional anguish. he is always conflicted and things are bothering him. how do i deal with this and then this happens. he is always the world is always happening to him. right? and he is just the every man, the jimmy stuart. he said when he met trump, he said it reminded him of a mafia boss as if that's a problem. i mean, if that -- if that's a problem, when you are dealing with north korea and putin, i think america might see that as a plus. i would much rather have, i guess, a mafia boss than a grad student t.a. i think that's like that's your revelation? it's a very emotional book. it's like -- it's a tell-all

by an ex. looking forward to one of those. >> kimberly: he is going through the whole poetry. >> yes. >> kimberly: where are we going here with this. right? exactly. dana, what do you think in terms of the roll-out from this from a communications perspective? >> dana: for who? for the president? >> kimberly: for comey, first. >> dana: i think it's textbook. they have been pitching this book ever since he got the advance to write it. the preorders were probably off the charts. he is going to be the darling of the media for the next several days. but, i do think when he is talking about the mafia boss, it's not about foreign policy. he is talking about the demands for loyalty from people who work in the government and that's what comey says led to his being fired because he wasn't going to be that person. >> gregg: i like the whole package. if that's part of being a mafia boss, okay. >> kimberly: okay. to each his own. >> dana: if it were obama saying that to holder we

would credit we did criticize holder for not being aggressive and independent enough and defending the president when he didn't deserve it. >> gregg: it comes down to one fact that there is a certain kind of person who runs for president, trump isn't that person, no matter how hard you want him to be mitt romney or al gore. >> dana: president. >> gregg: he did. he did it without the purity test. all politicians know how to fake. >> kimberly: wow. >> jesse: definitely acts like a mob boss. he's not a mob boss. i think comey a little sensitive to pick up with what greg said. he reminds me of the kid that didn't really have the stomach to confront someone face to face. and then later ran back and scribbled it down in his little diary and wrote it in his little note pad and now he is just trying to prof profiteer off of it like most people try to profit off the president. he botched two investigations, the hillary and the trump investigation. and he is now really

muddying the waters with the mueller investigation. he is one the obstruction of justice centerpieces for this. and he is running his mouth and he is writing tell-all's. the way he talks about the dossier is disturbing, too. this dossier was paid for by hillary. yet, he didn't feel the need to tell the president-elect that his biggest nemesis was the one that paid for it and got it out in front of everything? that seems to be a critical piece of information. i thought george stephanopoulos did a really nice job asking about that. the whole thing about he is a liar and leaker, you can't really discount that, too. he testified under oath that he never leaks. yet, he leaked this memo to his buddy. and then it hit the press. so he is a liar and leaker. that's the truth. i don't think this guy -- he is supposed to be a law man. and, you know, he sounds like a school girl is the bottom line. he is emotional. he is socially awkward. he can't even be alone with the president of the united states. how weird is that?

>> maria: are you serious? >> jesse: like a child who is not really who i would think be the one, the leading law man in the country, the tough guy who takes people down. i think you can still say that in this day. >> gregg: you don't have to be gender-specific. be gender-neutral. >> jesse: a choir boy. >> maria: jim comey is not a perfect advocate for democrats or republicans. my party hates what he did to hillary clinton in reopening the investigation and not telling the public about the trump investigation. i'm not going to defend jim comey on his face. i will say the book fits into a narrative about the president and the president's response underscores some of what james comey is saying that he is ego-driven, that the president is ego driven. is he narcissist. the remarks from the president is like a school yard bully if you want to continue with your analogy

here. so, look, what matters most is not this media blitz. it's going to go on for a couple days. it's bob mueller. you are right that james comey is a key player in this. this book will be interesting and gossipy. what bob mueller finds about jim comey's role and obstruction is what will matter in the end here. >> kimberly: this is pretty strong language, when you think about it, for the former head of the fbi is to say the president is unethical and untethered to truth and institutional values. that is making a very strong statement. then again, he did get fired by him. so the problem is you're going to have a situation like this, dana, where obviously the relationship between the two was fraught and maybe the truth is somewhere. >> dana: i think the book is going to reinforce any preconceived notion have you about president trump or jim comey. if you are a democrat who thinks he did this for hillary clinton and also, remember, we didn't even bring this up that he says that he thought hillary clinton was going to win; therefore, that's why he decided to reveal it so she wouldn't look like an illegitimate president.

but if you are the trump camp -- if you are in the hillary camp oh really so you hurt us. and you protected president trump? and you didn't tell us that president trump was under investigation? >> i think the democrats have a lot to be mad at. >> kimberly: go ahead, greg. >> gregg: to that point, he wouldn't have done it if it was close. you only did it because you thought it wasn't close. his decision was purely political. >> jesse: right. he waited a month until they released that to the public. >> kimberly: was the ethics involved here when you think about it? this is a man who was supposed to be the head of the fbi, leading the best and brightest. now look in the aftermath of what has occurred in terms of comey, the investigations, the collusion that has come out in terms of strzok and page and what they were up to. that's really done daj. and this was under his leadership to the american conception of it. look, fine fbi officers.

the men and women that i have worked with throughout my career, i have the utmost respect. they work very hard for very little money. this is not good or healthy as a country to have this. it seems to me, when i read this like poetry and the eye thing. it seems like shakespeare in the park. fbi, president, let's get it together. >> jesse: in the national review jim garety wrote a very good piece and he mentioned a lot of fbi officials who have had long careers there. people defend the james comey in the beginning. they didn't like the way he was fired by the president. now they are coming out and saying, listen, it's always about jim comey. he is a celebrity. always wants the spotlight on him. we gave him the benefit of the doubt in the beginning. now it's looking like an ego play. they don't like that. they like to focus on the fbi delivering results, not the politicization of the fbi and, unfortunately, that's what's happened here. >> kimberly: also then he kept the personal notes, and then there was the allegations of leaked information to the "new york times." and when i look at this as a

prosecutor, i say, okay, wait a second, what's going on here with respect to these notes? where are they? is he going to be compelled to proffer them forward? what's going on? to me, that's undermines kind of the american sensibility of fairness and appropriateness in terms of what is he doing there? was it because he was going to write a book or do something? i don't know. >> maria: i think going back to what i said earlier just because jim comey is imperfect messenger doesn't mean some of the message isn't true. >> kimberly: fair point. >> maria: i agree with everything you just said, he has not acquitted himself perfectly here. we can't discard everything he is saying because of that. >> jesse: he did make a lot of serious allegations as you pointed out about the president being liar and untethered to the truth and unethical. i haven't read the whole book. what he pointed out so far, he has not pointed to one specific thing where the president has outright lied. where the president has done something unethical except for the smears, comparing him to a mob boss or saying

he intimidated me which i don't know what that means. if you are the fbi director, someone shouldn't intimidate you. >> kimberly: there is testimony as well in terms of in front of congressional committees that was called into question. but, anyway, it's fascinating to look at and discuss as a lawyer and where the investigation is going. let's see. comey once said politics didn't play a role in his handling of the clinton email probe, but he says something different in his new book. so which is it? you asked. we have it for you next. ♪ ♪ (vo) dogs have evolved, but their nutritional needs remain instinctual. that's why there's purina one true instinct. real meat #1. a different breed of natural nutrition. purina one true instinct. now, try new purina one true instinct treats.

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he also admits his decision-to-a uns no the reopening of the probe right before the election was based around politics. quote: it is entirely possible because i was making decisions in an enviperment where hillary clinton was sure to be the next president, my concern about making her an illegitimate president by concealing i restarted the investigation bore greater weight than it would have if the election were closer or if donald trump were ahead in all polls. >> dana: that is amazing to me because i truly believe that even if he had not come out and said that there was an investigation of hillary clinton, that she was still going to lose. she didn't lose because of the investigation. and i mean, he won narrowly in michigan and wisconsin and blew them away in pennsylvania. that was not going to change if people knew about an investigation. people had made up their minds about that. so i just sort of -- it's not your place. no. you are the fbi director. it's not your choice. the american people got to choose. >> jesse: he put his finger in the air and did the exact

same thing. if you don't know andrew mccabe the deputy, person at the department of justice investigated by the ig and the reason he was let go, apparently, was because he leaked, greg a story about the clinton foundation investigation and got caught when was confronted about it, lied about it to two people. >> gregg: i can't keep up with this stuff anymore. >> dana: i do understand that part. >> >> greg: suppressed into one day. the thing that gets me about mccabe. i don't know much about him. he had a go fund me page for his legal defense fund. and it's already close to april answer over $500,000. >> greg: close to 600,000. any number of people look at health cause. assorted charities and poverty, you name it. but, i'm going to help a government bureaucrat probably pretty well off. >> dana: and who was a lifelong republican and most of those donations have come

from rachel maddow at msnbc has helped him out to get hit donations. democrats are helping mccabe. the other thing about the mccabe piece is that a little confusing. he and his wife are being accused of being too favorable and partisan to democrats. he confirms to the "wall street journal" that the clinton global initiative is actually under investigation. that doesn't help hillary clinton. it helps president trump. but how does it help him? how does he get in trouble with the ig because they say when he was asked about it he lied and he was trying to protect himself by saying that clinton was under investigation. it really is like dallas. >> kimberly: it really is that's why people are outraged by it this is what was discussed on this show and across different platforms that this was improper, that he was overstepping his bounds; that he was acting as the investigator on the prosecutor on this. that's highly problematic. now you see the disorder between what comey is saying and loretta lynch. and what it tells me then is that loretta lynch was given

some kind of notice, idea, something that he was going to kind of lay her out. because now he is trying to contradict her which is why you saw, dana, you poised it out so well the other day that she tried to get out ahead of it and preempt it with that statement and now we see why because of what was revealed in the book. >> jesse: so, maria, i'm going to give you the floor and you get to vent about how james comey messed around with the hillary investigation twice in the summer and in the fall. go ahead. >> maria: what is so bizarre is that he felt a deuteronomy to the american peopl -- duty to theamerican ped the hillary email. he felt no duty to tell the american people donald trump was under investigation. that smells like partisan politics at its worse. that's why democrats, one of the reasons they hate him -- >> greg: could i defend james comey? >> jesse: no. go ahead. >> greg: there is something unique about somebody who is despised by everybody that makes you think maybe they are doing something right?

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>> dana: welcome back. still awaiting word on how the united states and allies might respond to syria for the chemical weapons attack against civilians. here's the latest from the white house. >> we're continuing to have ongoing conversations with our partners and allies. the president spoke with president macron of france again earlier today. we're continuing to have ongoing meetings and conversations here at the white house so when we have any further developments we'll let you know. >> i don't have any additional changes to policy

in syria at this time. and in terms of options, all of our options are on the table. we are continuing to look at those and we will make an announcement then. >> dana: the u.s. is confident syria was responsible for the attack. sandra says the white house also holds russia responsible for its failure to stop it from taking place. maria, let me go to you first. so i do think a year ago when we had the initial strike after president trump was only in office for three months when he said i am going to have a red line, i'm going to enforce it. >> maria: right. >> dana: that did surprise the russians. they have didn't anticipate that would happen. now, going forward, do you think that what the president is trying to do is establish a broader coalition for some sort of longer term more decapitating type strike. >> maria: here's the challenge. he definitely has to do more than he did last year. i thought it was a good step last year and he surprise people. take more action and get allies on board. is he hearing from jim mattis who he respects quite a bit who is telling him to slow down, to put in this con in the context of a

larger syria strategy. the president does not want to get sucked into a larger conflict in syria. last week he was saying he wants the u.s. out in six months or less. finding that right balance between how you send a stronger signal yet don't get sucked in deeper, that's what's so hard. i think mattis is pushing the brakes a little bit here, rightly so. it will be interesting to see what comes out of this debate. >> dana: in addition, greg, the problem is there are russian soldiers on the ground. the risk would be we kill one of theirs. they kill one of ours and this escalates quite dramatically. >> greg: the technical term you are looking for is it's a pickle. look, i have a rule never do something because you feel you have to do something. >> dana: right. >> greg: because you have to know. i feel very confident like no one is an expert on syria. no one is an expert. the idea of a middle east expert, i have never met one. [clearing throat] cut cut except for jesse.

i think i insulted everyone at the table. mattis, i trust mattis because mattis is a warrior and like we talked about yesterday. they are the most reluctant. i do think, maria, to your point. number one, i go back to the o.j. me met for. he was arrested for kidnapping. that's not why they were arresting him. they were getting him for the crimes before. we know assad has done horrible, horrible things. he may not be behind this one but so what. there is a spectrum of retaliation. and if you -- if this is april, the bombing in april of an airfield and this is total regime overthrow bomb the hell out of it, it's going to be somewhere around here, i would think. everybody can walk away and go something was done and the russians aren't going to say this is war. is that what we are looking for? >> dana: other thing that could happen, kimberly, is that you could have the united arab emirates and saudi actually a part of this coalition which would make a big deal and also that would pull the saudis away from their recent cooperation with russia,

which would also be one of our goals. >> kimberly: it's interesting because, yeah, that's one of the things people said why didn't the u.s. act at the time. it was more about military positioning in that area in the gulf region and we didn't have ourselves and our allies positioned properly at the time because it came as a bit of a surprise and that's why i think you saw israel jump in to take the lead on that but then not without trying to check in. there was back and forth there. when you are in the theater like that, and you have to react very quickly, you're obviously going to operate at a disadvantage because you haven't had the benefit of time and space and thinking about it to go over it, right? so now you see the president being contemplative, deliberative, time has passed. he has had the counsel in terms of general mattis and ambassador bolton. that has helped for him to try to make a decision. now saying what's going to happen potentially and we see this show down. >> dana: israel, jesse, has been very clear what its red lines are and it does not

let them get crossed. >> jesse: they are more trigger happy than mattis is because they are right on the doorstep. everyone is right. they are setting the table over there the theater is loading up. if you have seen the map they have the carrier strike group coming over from virginia right now. it should arrive next week and we have a destroyer in the waters right now. russia evacuated all their ships because that port city that they run on the northern -- western coast, that's going to get probably bombarded. the airfields are going to get bombarded. like you said, you have to strike a balance because if you go too hard greg, you tip the scales on the civil war. make sure there is a coalition in place and allies are on board. it's very serious business and you don't want to kill any russians and cause a bigger -- >> maria: you also run the risk of what you do not being enough to change the calculation on the ground at all. >> jesse: then look soft. >> maria: he took a serious step last year we all

supported this didn't change assad's calculation one bit. >> jesse: it was a year and he is back. >> dana: we haven't mentioned iran which is part of this. so the war between all of us is happening at the moment. the other thing we can't forget, greg, i will give this to you as a last word and you can comment, or not, but jordan, which is this really important, great ally of ours, they already had a million refugees there before the start of the syrian civil war. they now have taken on another million and they need our help to not only stop the fighting but also to help take care of these people. >> greg: this has been going on for eight years? eight years. and this is when i -- whenever i feel this sense of urgency about this, it's like nobody -- what do you do? it's like apparently they are okay. the middle east is okay with this. tons of people dying. >> jesse: hundreds. >> greg: syrian thing going on eight years. it keeps going on and on and on. >> dana: there is something that has changed with the

new leader of saudi arabia and his willingness to be very cooperative with israel and that paints a target on his back but i think it's a courageous step. >> kimberly: that's a game changer in terms of an ally that would be willing to position themselves along with the united states and then our first -- left them april 11th. two strike groups like you said the harry truman and the two each mow jima. we are in a good position. we will see what happens. >> dana: indeed. another controversy involvingview host joy behar next. ♪ ♪ right, mom? righttt. safe driving bonus checks. only from allstate. switching to allstate is worth it.

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>> maria: we all know joy behar can't ever find anything positive to say about donald trump. did the "view" host go a bit too far with this comparison? watch. >> gotten to the point in this world now where we have to rely on the sanity of kim jong un and putin over the president of the united states.

>> issue of moral relativism between someone like kim jong un and trump. easy to sit here and say that. >> why, why? do you think kim jong un is less moral than trump? >> oh my god. putin is aiding and abetting assad right now. >> on what topic? >> if you think that kim jong un and bashar al assad putin is the exact same thing? >> what i'm saying is that i say that the two of them are backing off of war and i see trump provoking war. >> maria: greg, i feel like you have a lot of thoughts on this. >> greg: when i hear joy equate trump to kim jong un she reminds me of ava. that's a joke. >> maria: you all sat there silent. >> greg: she has ptsd president trump syndrome disorder. joy in her life. we need less joy in our

life. rediscover life. take a couple weeks off. go out and talk to the people that voted for trump or that don't see trump as evil. and she might come back with a new perspective, healthy, rejuvenated. that would be good for her. >> maria: kimberly? >> kimberly: i think it's just a very awkward and not appropriate comparison when you think of just the horrific things that kim jong un has done to his own people and you think of putin and what's going on, you know, in georgia there. it's just terrible suffering at the hands of innocent. you might as well throw in assad in there. it just becomes absolutely preprospepreposterous. genocide. things that have occurred. very disturbing to me. i don't know. what are you going to do? >> maria: she loses the ability to make a point about who is preventing war here? jesse, i feel like you also are ready to go. >> jesse: i mean, listen, putin is ininvestigating countries and we know what kim is up to.

trump hasn't invaded anybody. is he responding to a chemical attack. why are we even arguing this? every person that knows anything about the news knows this. i mean, she is preaching to a very stupid choir and meghan mccain, thank gosh she is on that table. the voice of reason. my goodness. joy is basically doing the cable news thing. let's say the most inflammatory thing i can say. it's not off the cuff. i don't know anything about that. [laughter] >> kimberly: she is entitled to her opinion. >> jesse: she did it with -- you know what? she looks like she already set it up in her head and can you see the gears moving and she comes out with it she is trying to top the christians are all insane or mentally ill and now this. you know, any other network she would be punished. >> kimberly: defense of kim jong un. well, wait a second somehow he was maybe better than assad? >> jesse: everybody is mentally ill except kim and

putin. >> dana: it would serve him well, i think, to take somebody into the oval office maggie or someone from the "new york times" or a.p.o. get a whole group from the white house press corps. go in the oval office and do off the record about foreign policy. strategy, how he has laid it out and how he has been thinking about things. i think they actually have a very good story to tell. it gets all balled up because they are talking about the liars and thieves and whatever they think were tweeted in the last hour. on a foreign policy front, the united states is in a leadership position now and that we haven't seen in a long time and especially in the middle east. china is a huge problem. and for all sorts of different reasons. and i think that his strategy has been better than people think but they don't talk about it so you don't know about it. >> maria: one way to do that could be you have a new national security advisor who i obviously don't agree with him on policy but you have a new person in there who i think is closer to president trump. you have a new secretary of state coming in shortly who i think will get confirmed.

so as this new team comes into place. maybe there is a way to better tell that story than mcmaster and tillerson were doing. right? >> kimberly: fascinating though, really. >> maria: we will watch this. up next, we answer your questions ahead. it's fan mail friday. back in a moment. stay tuned. ♪ on a western day ♪ and serves about 100 ships a day ♪ lonely sailor ♪

>> greg: fan mail friday the 139. your questions answered now. i like this one. this is from -- i can't say the name. bmw. what do you daydream about? i have to go to jesse because you even daydream? >> jesse: what was that? [laughter] what i do daydream about? >> dana: daydreams big. >> jesse: usually about things that either have happened or are going to happen. graduate. >> greg: that was so vague. kimberly what do you daydream about? >> kimberly: i love to think of like different ideas for cool like thrillers and like very -- i have always wanted to do one like that.

>> jesse: like assassinating people? >> kimberly: no, no, no. not that kind. like very cool from like when i was a prosecutor and some of the very cool cases and like when i tried the cases. >> jesse: cracking a cold case. >> kimberly: tried the cases against the aryan brotherhood against them and fascinating stuff. >> greg: what do you daydream about? >> dana: besides the mid terms? >> greg: nice. >> jesse: sounds like a nightmare. >> maria: i think about cabin in maine. not unabomber. off the grid martha stewart style. never have to worry about the news again. >> dana: that's nice. >> greg: dana. >> dana: lately i daydream about playing tennis because i'm trying to get better. >> greg: that's interesting. >> kimberly: that's a good one. >> jesse: through the knees and the ball. >> dana: yes. >> greg: i pull a george can castanza.

i dream about things i should have said. everybody does that. >> kimberly: on the treadmill gut get i hope this comes up again and i get another chance. >> jesse: the jerk store called. >> kimberly: line on the lip elliptical. >> greg: i dream about food a lot. >> kimberly: about 5:30, 6:00. lamb, pork chops. >> greg: visions of meat all around. another great question. i'm going to go to you, dana because i have a feeling you have a good answer for this one. from suzanne, if you could do internship for someone for a year who would it be? >> dana: internship. >> greg: don't say -- >> dana: what do i say? >> greg: i was going to say somebody who i thought you were going to say. i thought you were going to say bush. [laughter] >> dana: intern for somebody i already worked for. >> greg: someone you would like to intern for. >> dana: tough question.

learn about. and learn more about it ann, american novelist. >> greg: of course. i have read all of her work. >> greg: that an thatchit. i thought my next door neighbor. >> kimberly: i would love to direct a movie. >> dana: that's a theme. >> kimberly: it's creative. do something interesting like that and more like private stories. >> dana: i would like to write a novel. i just don't know how. >> greg: that was an interesting addition to your mindless commentary. >> jesse: here is dana in the green room every monday. i wroti read a novel this weeke. >> dana: i read a good one last week by joseph cannon. it was very good. >> jesse: i watched netflix. >> kimberly: there is a lot of that going on. >> greg: i was going to ask you the same question again. who would you like to intern. >> maria: i would like to intern for the ohio state

football coach urban meyer. >> kimberly: very cool. or like basketball. >> greg: i would like to be intern for generic astronaut. fetch me my bucket. >> dana: get his bucket? >> greg: yes. >> do you know what happens in the bucket? >> greg: freeze dried spa get tee owes. >> kimberly: intern for villanova. >> greg: did i get you yet? >> jesse: i would intern for dana. paid internship. >> dana: you would have a lot of reading assignments. walk the dog. >> greg: dog intern. iron his ties. here is a good question from nathan dot joel. what band do you wish would get back together. all right, marie, come on.

>> maria: looked at me. i have terror on my face. >> greg: kicked lindsey buckingham out. >> kimberly: i love the go goes. >> greg: aren't they kind of coming back? >> kimberly: belinda carlisle solo artist. it's nice. >> greg: i saw them once back in the 1980s. what about you, jesse? do you even listen to music in your pod? >> jesse: i'm trying to think -- what about guns and roses? did axelrod get back together? [laughter] >> kimberly: oh my gosh. >> greg: have you no pop culture. >> jesse: my mom wouldn'tlet me listen to this axelrod very different. >> greg: david axelrod like guns and roses. >> kimberly: you got one of them pop culture quiz here.

>> greg: when paul left the beatles, things were terrible. the human thumb. >> dana: i think brooks and dunn broke up but they may have gotten back together. >> jesse: genesis? what about genesis? >> greg: there you go. peter gabriel. >> jesse: no one told me, i swear. >> dana: did your mom text you? >> jesse: no. >> greg: you didn't get one. >> kimberly: i set fleetwood mac. >> greg: there is no drummer. the cranst. >> jesse: heard enough. >> greg: no band that broke up. >> kimberly: a lot of people just go solo now. >> greg: gang of four. >> dana: nsync? we done aren't we? >> ♪ ♪ for your heart... or joints. but do you take something for your brain.

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>> kimberly: time now for one more thing. and jesse, we will begin with you. >> jesse: amazing waters world as usual. mom is not going to be proud of this lineup. look at that high caliber crew. gorka, huckabee, the ladies diamond and silk. you won't even believe who we have on that i'm not plugging. [laughter] i'm afraid. you should be afraid. it is -- there is no animals on the show. we have -- i'm actually

doing yoga with a goat in a couple weeks. i will let you know when that will happen. >> kimberly: on sunday we have a spectacular show that you don't want to miss that's been advertised. the next revolution with steve hilton coming out with wonderful hour for you on james comey and we're going to take apart the case and go over it and we have got myself, gregg jarrett, harmeet, first amendment and election lawyer at rnc. guy louis former u.s. attorney and ron and kendall houghy. so we have a fantastic lineup all set for that and be sure to catch it on the fox news channel. >> jesse: i'm scared for comey. what are you going to do to him when you convict him? i'm worried for him. what's the penalty if you convict? [laughter] >> kimberly: very good discussion all across the board. you will enjoy it indeed. >> greg: time for greg's what's this. take a look at this picture and i ask any of you at the

table what do you think this is? >> dana: your jacket. >> greg: exactly. i'm wearing ti tyrus' jacket. i'm on one spectrum and he is on another. speaking of tyrus. the greg gutfeld show tomorrow night at 10:00 p.m. got jeddah, she is back. jamie, fantastic comedian. kat timpf and of course tyrus who will be wearing that jacket i just tried on and looked like a tiny person. >> jesse: they will not have diamond and silk on that show. diamond and silk on at 8:00. >> kimberly: what do you have today? >> maria: fun professional news on may 7th a monday couple weeks, guy benson and i are launching a daily radio show on fox news radio every day weekday monday through friday 6:00 to 8:00 p.m. catch us on sirius 4:50. newly named tony snow radio d.c.

nationally sineld indicated across radio stations across the country. go to benson and harf. >> jesse: sounds like law firm. >> greg: have you been injured? come in and say hi, imary i'm maria harf. >> kimberly: fantastic. get everybody into it. >> maria: little left vs. right. >> kimberly: super talented. >> greg: ever neat need me i'm super busy. can i give you names of people that can probably do your show. >> jesse: dershowitz. >> greg: dershowitz will be there. >> dana: if you need anybody jesse has lots of friends. >> jesse: i'm busy. doing yoga with a llama. >> greg: i thought it was a goat. >> kimberly: "watters' world," greg gutfeld and fabulous revolution with steve hill ton and her radio

show and the best. >> dana: i will have something to promote after this. look at this. fourth grader tucker thought he was going to pull a fast one over on his school when he called in sick to go to the chicago cubs opening day. he even had a sign that read skipping school, don't tell principal. well, guess what. someone saw the sign. it was the principal. he was also at the game. nobody got in trouble. but if you are going to skip school, i think going to the baseball. >> greg: i think it's made up. >> dana: it's good. i don't have anything to promote except what we are planning to do this weekend hit the beach. finally have good weather on the east coast. reading at the beach. i'm actually reading a book right now. >> jesse: oh, god. >> dana: called, what's it called? for my book club. >> greg: 50 ways to improve your memory. >> dana: it's a novel. and it takes place. it's about an immigrant who came to america and then we're trying to take care of the.

>> greg: the godfather. >> dana: guy worked for lehman brothers. it falls apart. the guy is a crooked and an immigrant got caught in the middle. >> jesse: don't give it away. i was going to read it. >> kimberly: set your dvrs, never miss an episode of the five. have a great weekend. "special report" starts next. >> bret: way to ruin an ending. thanks, have a good weekend. i'm bret baier in washington. we have a special report full of breaking news tonight. so buckle up. the headlines, the commander-in-chief meets late this afternoon with his top military advisors over what to do next about syria. the justice department inspector general says the recently fired deputy director of the fbi andrew mccabe intentionally mislead investigators multiple times. president trump has issued a controversial pardon to scooter libby, the former chief of staff with then vice president dick cheney. the president and the fbi director he fired, james comey, are going after each other. ahead of the relea