>> that does it for us. i'm glad we had this time together. >> thank you and thank you for watching. i'll be at the un all this week offering all the doings happening there. thank you for spending your weekend with our fox news channel. omorrow. things happen, you know, i'm trying to be a doctor about this. beat up, roll off. let it go. greg: i don't know what that means. let's move on. [cheering and applause] thank you. so, like a 6-pound frozen block of in-flight bathroom waste james comey's book dropped from the sky. [laughter] and when it did the media could

not contain their excitement. >> the james comey but actually came out early. >> oh, good evening, rachel. i want to see how the investigation turned out. >> breaking news, they can read. greg: no one said me a book and everyone else got one and it made them feel so funny inside. >> comey went further than you were expecting even more so than when he talked about in the book. >> he is not fully back on president trump in any way, shape or form. >> he talked about how the auto body experience and it must've been an out of body experience. >> they keep saying that six kids, this ain't the bible. it's a freaking book of gossip by a better asked. here's one revelation. comey says compromise about something. >> i thought of new york mafia

social club. the italian mafia called itself [inaudible] and they draw a line between someone who is a friend of yours meaning someone outside the family and someone who was a friend of ours meaning an official member of the family and the president-elect is trying to make a same thing and that made it a thing of ours six t-shirt rachel read the entire book audience. it was like a bedtime story for communist party cat ladies. [laughter] but trump is like a mafia boss and file that under the. anyone who saw the debate knows that. every day he got a hit on a bible. [laughter] the fact is he is a billionaire real estate developer in new york city. you think he never had to deal with actual mafia bosses? why do you think he is the way he is now sorry, when america

hears comey wind that trump is like a mafia boss they go, no [bleep], sherlock. [laughter] that is why we like him. think about it. would you rather have dealing with the likes of north korea of this or someone who reminds you of a grad school pa poetry to his cats. [laughter] now, i don't know that he does that and okay if i were trump and asked about being called a mob boss i might say i'm deeply flattered and then i would hand out red hat that's a mafia instead of [inaudible] and we had that made. twenty-five dollars if you wanted bottom line, it comes down to one that. there's a certain kind of person designed to be president from the get-go and they look like this or this or this.

trump is not them and he is trump. someone unaccustomed to the purity test all politicians can fake which is why the public doesn't care and they know what he is. he may be a mafia boss but he is our mafia boss. [laughter] they are applauding for the mafia. they are applauding for the mafia. while the media spews crap how does america feel about it? all of this is about behavior prior to election designed to unseat a president based on a emotional injury that occurred on november 8, 2016. what unites anti- troopers is ptsd, president trump stress disorder. [laughter] the media says trump is using poor policy to distract from scandal but it's the opposite. the scandals are designed to keep him from doing his job and that is how america sees it.

that is how i see it. and i am america. [laughter] yes, i am. [cheering and applause] i'm kind of shape like america and america wanted to keep doing his job because so far he's done with china, isis, taxes and what a story but that would be. first, an outsider is elected to disrupt the system. second, he actually disrupt the system, third, the media and their democratic enablers without for the use everything in their power to remove him. now they succeed they will remove one of the most radical political figures in recent memory using behavior that was prior to the election. anti- trump, have you thought this through? if you're not careful you will turn trump into a massive folk hero and 70 million people will be at your doorstep and it will be to seeing you got a friend. [laughter]

let's welcome tonight's guests. my favorite butcher, she cut through the bologna. i almost said something else. jedediah. [cheering and applause] like a well oiled stopping cart he will have you rolling in the aisles, actor, comedian jamie. [cheering and applause] she's got more baggage than a samsonite salesman. kat sims. [cheering and applause] and he hates ceiling fans. my massive sidekick tyrus. [cheering and applause] jedediah, a lot happen this week and call me, comey, comey. what you make of this contract. >> the book sounds terrible. i didn't get it copied either

but every excerpt i read made him less and less likable as a person and this guy -- i mean, he stooped to the lowest level. he's talking about trump thai and his under eye circles like is in a tanning bed and it's any shred of credibility that this guy had, which i don't know how he could have any after not indicting hillary clinton frankly, but any shed that remains has been lost from the excerpt that i read and, you know, there are some people in this world that want to be in front and center of the camera all the time and this guy is one of them. any opportunity like someone had him a show because he's begging for it. that is what he wants. greg: what, tyrus? tyrus: you better not. i warned you about hillary on sunday and if kobe gets one i'm done. i'm out. greg: here's my sunday lineup. you got hillary at 8:00 o'clock because that provides fodder for "fox and friends" the next day followed by comey and it's called the comey confessional. [laughter] sorry, tyrus.

jamie -- >> what about the freda files? because of the things before -- a godfather, i believe it was. greg: what you make of his response? >> i honestly thought he may be overreacted. why even respond to -- >> thank you. thank you. >> you're welcome. it is a tell-all book and really do people do what tells book. it's all of it and i thought the thing about i thought trump should have let it roll off the shoulders especially the thing about the story that was in there russia and the prostitutes and i thought should make an excuse and said it's not what everyone thanks and i just don't speak fluent russian and they completely misunderstand me. i walked in it was like what are you guys doing and i said there's a leak in the state. [laughter]

greg: that would work. >> i said we should get three hot plumbers not three hot prostitutes. [laughter] that's my idea. greg: that is very good. cat, what you make of this book seven there's nothing wrong with reading poetry to your cat, gr greg, first of all. greg: that's what you got from this p7 that's what i got from your monologue. greg: that was directed to insult you seven i thought so. i agree with jedediah. she made comments about the tiny hands and are be done with a tiny hands yet that's like the biggest hack joke in the world and i'm surprised that the next sentence wasn't why didn't the chicken cross the road that's how hackett was. you're not regina george and you are a former fbi director and you can act like a grown-up. he wants to be regina george. greg: was regina george? seven mean girl. greg: i was not intending i knew who was. >> i was afraid the camera was

on me to. >> it is. greg: tyrus, what you make of the whole -- what is wrong with having a mafia boss is the president? tyrus: well, as long as his name is alfredo it's not too bad. here's the thing, obviously from the day they met trump and comey did not like each other. it's not a match made in heaven and he felt he was fired by someone who was inferior to him so that the anger comes from. i am willing to suggest that if we got our hands on the book that wasn't cut and pasted by the liberal media that might be a better read. i think they're doing a disservice and i have not seen the book but they are taking pieces out and forming a different thing. i think they're making him and i think that doing a horrible the service to comey because you have not read the book and i'm not saying he's obviously better. listen, if i got fired by a guy smaller than me that i could beat up i might, i might, i

might when my book comes out say some terrible things about his animal choices that aren't real. [laughter] are that heap but schools around the office that i trip over and i might have issues with some things that i get in understand that we've all been fired and i've never said what i got fired but i was glad to be there. sorry, they fire me. i feel this is more the media like let's take this one thing and let's say this. i'll wait till i read the book. >> i would totally buy that except when you watch him in the interviews he is inseparable. it's like up the party for com comey. greg: everything is confliction and oh my god, i did what to do and shut up, you're an adult. [applause] tyrus: he obviously hates dona donald. that is the question that popped probably should've asked him. tell the truth.

you got under his skin and you could it be any thought -- this guy could fire me. >> he said i don't hate anyone. [inaudible conversations] greg: we have to move on because he have so much good stuff that'll make your head explode not that i want to see that because that would be gory and because that would be gory and discussi how do you win at business? stay at la quinta. where we're changing with stylish make-overs. then at your next meeting, set your seat height to its maximum level. bravo, tall meeting man. start winning today. book now at lq.com

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greg: to the hauser went to dc. it is true. mark stuck went to the capital where he met creatures old enough to ride woolly mammoth on the frozen tundra of siberia. this was not a hearing but a hard of hearing. [laughter] watching him explain how the internet works to people mistake ipads for cutting boards. [laughter] but how they pronounced chocolate. >> i love a certain kind of chocolate. >> chocolate. >> chocolate. greg: i am scared of him. the strange meeting between two different worlds reminds me of a movie. >> he came from somewhere far

away. our planet never seen anything like him. he's spoke a language that befuddled our greatest leaders. >> i would differentiate between isps so there might be areas where there needs to be more regulation in one and less than the other. >> into confuse them and forcing them to ask for ridiculous questions. >> will protect us from facebook to track. >> is part of the same as [inaudible] contract can you define hate speech? >> the answer them in a language only he and his fellow aliens understood. >> i will have my team follow up with you. >> my team. >> my team. >> witnessed the incredible story of a being from another galaxy. he was tortured by humans stupidity. mark zuckerberg and carl

weathers. >> you, son of a [bleep] >> the mark zuckerberg. [applause] greg: all right. i felt bad for the guy because no one got him but it's not about age but about knowledge which this crowd lacked. that hearing is not an argument against regulation and for term limits and small government. it's a grammar is 10% the genius that we think he is he better have left that meeting of full on libertarian. he wore a suit, finally. i am proud of him and i think it's his first. >> is your nephew graduating from high school? are you having your first communion or maybe you are going to the funeral? the first super guys who never worn a super four. it's designed to make you look

like a big boy on your big day. that all-important first busy date. >> do you want my jacket, it's cold out? >> no, thank you. >> guys wearing that go to jail. >> it looks great at widely covered senate testimony. your mom will hate you the way you look, we guarantee. [cheering and applause] greg: jamie, did you feel bad for zuckerberg in question for ten hours? >> i loved every minute of this. he spent ten hours listening to opinions he did not want to hear been asked questions he didn't want to hear post and that is what it is like to go on

facebook. [laughter] it happens every time i go on so glad he got to experience it. greg: should there be content regulations? >> i think there should be. at some point you have to and if i could pick one every time i go on facebook "after words" i feel bad about myself. for some reason everyone is doing all these things and i thank you should have to do some negative things on facebook. whenever people post and say i did this and you never see someone post that i just gained 20 pounds or i ate a pie every day for the last 30 days and i'm depressed and there's a picture of them holding up of small pair of panties to fit into. [laughter] greg: i will say though, kat, you do that. you go on social networks and you're not always happy to be seven i like to keep it honest. greg: you do. how fast do you think that suit will end up in a pile westmark. kat: i do not think he did well. i've seen pieces of toast with

more charisma and they didn't even have butter on them. i got the by that he felt like he was a teenager being forced to volunteer in a nursing home. [laughter] that was kind of the vibe. that's really what i thought. i loved how they had such a little idea of what facebook really is but they do know that they want to regulate it. greg: exactly. kat: if that is in the governor in a nutshell i don't know what is. greg: we can explain it but i can order chocolate and then there's this ad for the chocolate so how does this machine know that i like the chocolate? [laughter] greg: tyrus? tyrus: i have a question for you, greg. i couldn't help but notice your little commercial there and where did you get those suits?

because those look a lot like my jackets affect. greg: i didn't steal them from brian. tyrus: know. i've got a facebook post for the guy wearing my soup. he's going to get his ass kicked for wearing my suit. you know, the whole thing, chris was my favorite part. he wanted to ask a question and he kept trying to and all he wanted to know where his photos were out there is wanted to know he wanted to know if he had seen anything of his stuff. he was like, is there something about republicans out there? any photos of guys from texas who might be republican and iran for president and lost? he literally all he wanted to make sure that none of his stuff is out there. that's it. you know everyone data that out there. greg: at a certain point everybody stopped the other. privacy is dead.

>> along with chivalry and civility and all the other good things. greg: the only thing alive is scary. do you think social media training should be given to everybody in senate and congress was marked. >> i watch this and i thought i couldn't believe we elected these guys. were doing a basic television show and i got a list of topics and look at one of them and i had no idea i would read the link. they're not embarrassed at all to go sit there. we elect them and this is their job and this is they're supposed to do the research and supposed to insightful questions and they have no shame it's unbelievable. greg: i will say this. orrin hatch is the only person who knew what was going on when he asked her he basically said it's free and how do they make money and zuckerberg said advertising and they basically said to people there you are a bunch of idiots. >> which they didn't even get. greg: and then he said that is how they make money by

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>> live america's news headquarters. i'm rick leventhal. president trump launching a series of one attacking james coming today. he called comey -- says will be remembered as the worst fbi director in history. the angry one are coming out of the release of his tell-all book. a bush family spokesman announcing today that former first lady barbara bush is in failing health and won't seek additional metal to go treatment after a series of

hospitalizations. this is personal plans to focus on comfort care. the wife of george h to be bush is 92 years old. the city of boston honoring victims of america's bombing today on the fifth anniversary of the tragedy. people were killed and more than 260 others injured on april 15, 2013. tomorrow is 122nd running of the boston marathon. i'm rick leventhal, more news on the "fox report" at the top of the hour. now back to the show show. greg: instead of going to seed, embrace the week. it is true. the former speaker of the house john boehner has decided to join the plot company that sells in 11 states. he says he was a total opposed to legalization and now he says his attitude has evolved in recent years. i'm sure it has nothing to do with him getting paid for it. he convinced these scheduling the drug is needed so we can do research and help our vets and

reversed the opioid epidemic ravaging our communities. he released a statement along with fellow republican bill well, remember him calling for a shift in battle marijuana policy claiming that 94% of americans favor some type of access. the video tape of that announcement. back when that was funny. still is actually for tires, he was against it when he was in political power and now he is out of politics and he is on the board. isn't that what is wrong with politics? tyrus: the fact that they do only things that are good for them? yeah, at least this time he's not in office and he will be making decisions based on what is being lining his pocket because before it was he wasn't doing what he was in office was

as if someone is paying him to be against it. this is what this is. this is exactly what it is. but there to publican or democrat this is exactly what it is. [cheering and applause] he's going to sit up there with a straight face and he will cry about because he likes to cry -- i'm so wrong about marijuana and i have glaucoma and he's going to do the whole thing and as soon as that check bounces he will come out on the other side in the like, nope, they face alone and made me upset. it's terrible. he'll do literally whatever you pay them to do. it's sad. it's so transparent and it's disgusting six you think, jedediah? >> there's a story i read that he had a friend who had this chronic back pain and suffering and that watching him go through that and taking the medical marijuana changed his opinion. i don't know. greg: it was bill clinton.

>> what? i don't know. i agree with you though, tyrus and that is likely what happened but i like to believe in a world where you can evolve and you can have a stance on an issue and -- like, i can think of things in life that had an opinion about and then i lived a real life experience of that or have someone i know touched by it and you can change so if i were you can change so if i were going to give him the benefit of the doubt because he's a choir and i like men cry and i just naturally gravitate that way i'm going to go with the job on the evolution, john. greg: i'm happy he had a change of heart even though it might be a little manufactured but i think it's a good change of heart. jamie, what you make of this. >> i think it's suspicious that his name is spelled the 0eh and e are and announced weiner. i wonder if anyone pounce wrong in high school. you know what i mean?

greg: they had to do a massive pr came in his neighborhood. >> i think it's obviously good. there is so much research now showing that there's a lot of good to be done with marijuana and it's for chronic back pain is mentioned as arthritis or if you have to go to your kids violin recital. [laughter] all of these are good reasons to legalize it. greg: kat, are you happy he's changed his mind? kat: yes, although he's changed his mind doesn't mean he's changed as a dude. i that he still calls it the p pot. [laughter] i agree with tyrus, though, but i think it's sad that he still always supported legalization in some sense but he felt like he couldn't come out and support it while he was in a leadership position of the republican party. i think that is sad because the reporting party is supposed to

be about freedom there's no reason to become lighting an individual or an adult they want to put in her own body so i think it's a better way to do this. i think he's right. greg: it's true. maybe he's worried about his constituents referred to it as the hippie jazz cigarette. kat: the devils graph 610 years of watching dragnet and i thought everything was evil. remember the episode where the guy was eating paint? for that? maybe i made that up but. [laughter] if i was working on the pot counsel this is what i would do. i returned marijuana into something so mundane that it's a boring is alcohol. in the 1960s they had the town drunk and it was funny in tv shows and they don't have that anymore because it was no longer funny so you have to be pot is boring is alcohol and treated like a report. you don't have a martini in the morning but after work. >> you don't? [laughter] greg: that is why you haven't made it yet, jamie but waking and baking, you can't be

successful if you're high in the morning. but if you treat it like you work and you go home although i can't do it, it makes me crazy. tyrus: it's not the weed. [laughter] i tell you what. i'll give him a break and he smokes. if i see him cook up i'll say your cool. >> the crying in the fall, oh god. forget about it. greg: i don't know. i don't know. let's move on. when i don't know, we move on. can robot warriors save the world? will they help us or eat us or capital one and hotels.com are giving venture cardholders 10 miles on every dollar they spend at thousands of hotels. brrr! i have the chills! because of all those miles? and because ice is cold. what's in your wallet? not in this house. 'cause that's no average family. that's your family. which is why you didn't grab just any cheese. you picked up kraft mozzarella with a touch of philadelphia

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because in the future we won't have an army army so much as a country's robot fighting another country's robot and i think that is great because there will be less human carnage and also wars will have rain delays. right? it will be like what happened to world war iii and they will be like it's on a rain delay because we can't get the robots wet. how dope is that? greg: i never even thought about that. jamie, are you worried? >> i'm very worried. what if the robots are out there from that one country fighting the other robots and then they stopped in their like wait a minute, we are all robots. let's kill everybody else. could this really happened? greg: that is a great point. >> i think that could really happen. i think i thought it would be. greg: it's like they're trying to us against each other when it's the people. >> wait, you are a metal person and i'm a metal person and they

are made of meat. greg: jedediah, are you a meat person or a robot person? >> you guys are laughing about this but this scares me so badly because if you think about it is manning these machines and what happens when someone asked one of them and then, like, no one saw the terminator and no one cares and i don't understand in a writing up about this because i feel like technology is ballooning and everyone is like this is great and no one is saying that this is terrifying. have you seen these hot dogs? dogs that look like. greg: have you watched the show? we have the robot dogs every week. the key here is to befriend robots now so when they do the killing they skip you. >> they always say thank you to the elevator when you get on and off. >> i correct my coaster. greg: tyrus? tyrus: greg, you don't know on the other side.

ai -. greg: i am. tyrus: he would sell us all out for them. you want to be the one human left. >> you're not scared at all? six no, no, no -- [inaudible conversations] greg: i'm going to tell you something, why do we do the segments on robotics and automation because i know that donald trump washes fox news and if you watch as it is much as he says he does he's watching right now and with tech warfare the country that wins is a country that gets their first so america has to get there first. we got the bombs first and that is white were number one and we should not have let other countries get the bombs. i'm talking the big bombs. you got to get tech warfare first and then we don't let anyone else get it in the we were on earth and moved to other planets. planets. [cheering and applause]

donald trump is listening. the country to get their first in ai wins. if trying to get there before us we are there barnyard animals. >> what happens if you are overrun with robots a think everything is going great and then i iran somehow facts into the system and now the world pots out on humanity? tyrus: cup of water. greg: yes, machines that make it rain on the robots. i think you show a robot is view and it's a robot bigot. you know what you are? you are okay with human error, right? but you freak out over machine error but there's fewer machine error than there are human error and you must make mistakes all the time. robots are perfect, right guys? [applause] they are listening, tyrus. they are listening to me. tyrus: yes, they are. your androids and aliens. greg: you know it. when this happens you will be at

my doorstep and you will be banging on my door and i'm going to open the flat and say sorry, jedediah, i remember friday april 13, when you were making fun of robots and you are coming in and then i close it really tight and open it up and i laugh and then close it again. >> you really enjoy this aren't you? >> then i will show up greg, wearing my robe and costume. [inaudible conversations] greg: still to come, there is a crisis and one speed i and one n the chopping block. alice is living with metastatic breast cancer,

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greg: it is no longer safe for our precious waste. i speak of the legendary necco

wafer, a candy that has been an american classic since before the civil war. some love them and others hate them but the new england confectionery company makes him and says they will have to shut down as soon if a fire does not come along to save their business. since they mean that announcement sales have begun to surge. i wonder could be buying up all that candy mark john boehner really has changed. [laughter] he just wants a candy now that he is high. jamie, do they have actually candy in alaska? >> a lot of it is no candy you have heard of. not a lot to do. you know what is right necco? necco waivers were made in 1847

and you know it was invented in 1848? flavor. [laughter] they just missed it. the only reason to have a necco wafer is it's the perfect thing to hand out in hollowing if you want your house to be vandalized. they are disgusting and i'm happy to see them go. greg: this might be a generational thing. tyrus, you're my age. tyrus: no, i'm not. [laughter] greg: would you do necco's in your hollowing heyday the night no, greg, we didn't celebrate hollowing in my house and people in masks around my house got shot. it wasn't a good thing to put them have gone and go knocking doors. didn't -- it wasn't really got to college and was like that is hollowing? greg: no wonder i killed for ghost. tyrus: i had the plan because -- whatever but if they would just stop being so sweet hollowing,

valentines stuff, because we live in a divided country and have some rude ballantine candy like will this work? i'm seeing other people. i faked it. [laughter] for real. greg: that reflects the division in our country. divisive candy. tyrus: i have a tape. greg: i have a russian tape. greg: i want to know the flavor of that waiver is. kat, how do you feel? do you have strong feelings? kat: i think they probably will go away. why? because they are not good. greg: how dare you. kat: how are people feeling delicate about things that don't taste good. do you know what else happened in 1840s? the great famine. no one is nostalgic for that. the donner party -- exactly. the six it is interesting. it is getting popular after the

donner party. jedediah, i actually liked this candy and i find it very flavorful. [laughter] >> i can't. i feel sad. kat: i never said i wouldn't eat one. >> i think they are cute and i don't know, i feel nostalgic for stuff that when you think about the stuff that i like when i was a kid like candy corn for example. you hate candy corn? i love candy corn. but even if someone said that that would go out of business i would feel nostalgic for my childhood and for the little hearts that you are in middle school and someone gave you the little kiss me and you are like. kat: you are getting those? good for you. [laughter] greg: you know what you're talking about -- the illusion of

nostalgia for the fact that everything seems awesome when you were a kid but it sucks. i grew up in the 70s. with three tv channels, i had to ride my bike and there was litter everywhere and people don't remember this but you could litter in the 70s until the crying native american commercial started. you could litter everywhere. people would pull their pull tab tabs other cans and brother canceled window and there were mcdonald bags everywhere because people littered. then you come home and you'd have a big mac television that was this big and you had to fiddle around with your dad coathanger and then just so you could get a rerun of gilligan's island that you had already seen. things were terrible in the 70s but i loved it. >> i remember watching football and it was a great team versus the great teams. [laughter] and you cannot tell who is winning because they there were no colors to differentiate.

greg: this reminds me of when i was a kid kids like to play games and atheists love to play doctor and if you are a catholic you play communion. [inaudible conversations] >> how are you nostalgic that beautiful stuff and then you got a robot fetish? how does that exist? greg: because the robots know what is next. because i don't. final thoughts, co your brain changes as you get older. but prevagen helps your brain with an ingredient originally discovered... in jellyfish. in clinical trials, prevagen has been shown to improve short-term memory. prevagen. the name to remember. we know that when you're >> tspending time with thelass grandkids... ♪ music >> tech: ...every minute counts.

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greg: we are running out of time. final thoughts, jamie. >> if you want to join me on my netflix show, i would love it. good to see you, greg. [cheering and applause] greg: by the way, go there and check out the episode where his girlfriend gets mauled by a bear and one of the funniest things i've ever seen. tyrus was smart. tyrus: i have a super ungentlemanly culture on coming out in a red carpet for that and

it's my first big comedy. [cheering and applause] greg: i better be invited. jedediah, jamie, kat and tyrus.