in june. you can preorder it now on amazon or at barnes & noble. thank you for watching. i'm janine, advocating for truth, justice and the american way. greg gutfeld is next. >> where? all right. bill, where the hell are you? greg: where the hell is bill? [cheering and applause] yes, tonight the white house correspondents dinner we are showing that crap. [laughter] i was invited and so was trump but we both said no. i think trump said a best.

>> you may have heard i was invited to another event tonight, the white house correspondents dinner. [crowd boos] but i would much rather be in washington, michigan than in washington dc right now. greg: a very clever. just in case something happened at the correspondents dinner we had someone here monitoring the event. poor guy. this was a great week, one of the best weeks ever. it's right up there with the miracle on ice or when the wall fell or when lou dobbs woke up in my basement. [laughter] that rascal, he not through the restraints. it was a week of history, hugs and handshakes. [laughter] >> i like him a lot.

[laughter] greg: is a handshake. the salesman signature and trump is always leaves the bruise. how do you prepare for that? if only there were a drug -- >> i can't believe i get to meet the president. >> how is your hand a strength? >> why? >> do you see how firmly he shakes hands? >> sound like you need a stronger grip. >> house? >> is to preparation shake. it's a blend of cortisone and crushed up himalayan fire ants. apply it in your hand strength will size will increase

exponentially. >> this is the most lotion i've ever had on my hand. >> i doubt that, cowboy. >> i can feel it working already. >> thank you preparation shake. i am ready for the white house. >> tried preparation shake today. you can go from this to this. [cheering and applause] greg: that is not the only friend that trump made this week. kanye west talk about a hip-hop star supporting trump it's like

the pope canonizing freddy krueger. how did the sheep react? >> now donald trump has two black friends. ass i hope ben carson doesn't get jealous. >> i don't even know what happened here. i think kanye west realize he's too rich to not be repugnant. >> we have the right to independent thought and i independently think that kanye west has lost his mind. greg: of course. the memories of gradeschool. you do something different and the mob dissents. kanye west saw this coming but did it anyway as an example for others to follow. i wonder if he gets it? >> by the way, in all fairness, kanye west gets it. he's got it. [laughter] greg: you want to find the people scared of this, find the ones marking it. while that is happening another handshake occurred. these fellas, kim jong-un and

looking great in his shirt borrowed from hillary. [laughter] this is huge. this is true. it's true, drew. and who got this ball rolling? >> i think we have a meeting over the next three or four weeks and will be an important meeting. the denuclearization of the korean peninsula of north korea, the d nuclei station, one of the fake newsgroups this morning was saying what do you think of president trump had to do with this and i tell you what -- how about everything? [laughter] greg: so good. everyone should be happy but then being happy means you got to admit that trump made you happy and not smiling over this and that's the ultraviolet blacklight that reveals a childish hate. i wonder what katie couric was covering? >> in this nondescript building i'm an appointment with harmony world's first sex robot. >> what you do for fun?

>> [inaudible] i love making new friends and making love to you. >> what? [laughter] greg: look, i get it. how many times can watch the same people being interviewed. james comey, stormy daniels, leave it to katie to land an interview with a sex robot but they ordered a salad for her. [laughter] what a waste of $18. speaking of robots, back to that correspondents dinner -- what is way. bmc this year was someone from the daily show who was last year's mc? someone from the daily show. who will be next year's mc? someone from the daily show. you can forecast the whole

thing. a comic tells a joke you can see a mile away and the audience will pretend to be shocked. it's as predictable as a question from john carl. >> mr. president, what about michael cohen? are you -- >> thank you very much stupid question. [laughter] greg: this is why kanye feel so dangerous and trump, unlike anything else, leave it to talk to once again counter program with his own rally. what a great comparison to the correspondent dinner? look at the dinner. at the timeshare presentation at a retirement village. look at the rally -- it's club med on the clothing optional night. one is still destroying but the other is fun. this feel like a rip in the universe. kanye west and trump and kim and moon and the media doesn't get it but you do. bubbles are bursting and beliefs are appended.

this is what happens after sleeping with a porn star -- [laughter] let's welcome tonight's guest, he's so wise, i will come to him for advice. most of the radio show doctor drew. [cheering and applause] he's the man with a friend who's never had a tan. fox news radio host tom. [cheering and applause] she thought silence of the lambs with a romantic comedy. kat sims. [cheering and applause] and he's considered a giant among giants. former wwe superstar and might massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] greg: drew, you claim to be a doctor. i'm interested in the psychological effect of trump winning on the visceral trump hater.

>> the cognitive dissonance that will occur -- in other words when people believe deeply that this man is incapable of nothing good if something good comes out of it they have to deny that he had anything to do with it or as you said the bubble burst and the world works in half. they look for a scapegoat. they will gather their aggression as a group and a scapegoat somebody. my fear is it could be someone like hillary. they been skipping her along and that could get -. greg: there was so many off ramps to saying trump might be a good person or no, he doesn't have to be a good person but he could be a great president but they choose the offramp and go somewhere else. >> it does not fit their -- they are watching a movie that what i'm referring to. they're watching a different movie than you and i are.

greg: there watching a movie with stormy daniels when it. pay-per-view at your local marriott, $18. tom, north korea, pretty big deal. >> huge news, greg. huge news for the whole world. the interesting thing is that people who watch world politics had to admit that it was unprecedented and amazing. i loved watching cable news because there was this phenomenon -- dear member fonzie couldn't say wrong they were having so much trouble giving the present credit they were like president trump definitely deserves -- [laughter] i get it. i get it. it was such an extraordinary thing. did you ever expect this in our lifetime? greg: that's where he upends the tables and starts the negotiating process out of chaos. it tends to work. cat, i want to ask you about kanye west is mckee upset a lot of people -- to he upset you? 's be seven no, and other people getting so upset make me happy

because i can do better than them. [laughter] think about having the time and energy to have this to mad over this and you need a life if you have that time and energy. go home, hug your family and take up flyfishing and do something because that is very pathetic. greg: although i was very excited because that means i need to get a life probably. >> that is here for their retires, you have strong feelings and you think kanye west did this to provoke something question. tyrus: going back to your point about this game from sleeping with a porn star, we probably all should sleep with porn stars. [laughter] greg: that was my point. tyrus: i know you are upset but i'm more upset at the narrative that there is this shocking misnomer that a brother, african americans, could like donald trump. like he was the first one. he was pro- trump, great.

move on. it's not a big deal. a lot of black people voted for president trump. they do not all vote for hillary clinton. it is not how it works. the narrative that is played -- we had an amazing historic moment like the wall coming down and this is something that in history books will be at least two chapters. once in south korea are on the same side and the narrative is oh, let's get black people and trump again and let's get a racial thing going. that is what drives me nuts. connie west is the perfect guy. because he's not political and if you ask him what is your favorite part about trumps -- i don't know but he doesn't even know but he didn't vote and he said this when you selected. he said i didn't vote but if i would i would have voted for trump he doesn't reactions and to make it worse today i'm going i got a song coming out about

it. that brother don't represent us brothers. he doesn't. he's him and is part of that kardashian world where they do things for attention and it's cool right now to say i'm cool with because the left will be like -- the left is rebel. it's the new villain. on the bad guys i like him. and you get to new cycles and you get a ton of attention damn, i'm mad that i supported him in the beginning. i should have waited. i could have my own show on sunday night. [laughter] greg: do not applaud that. tyrus: you fell for it. >> i'm deeply concerned. because he's contemplating political views they don't agree with he lost his mind. a, he's been public about having a psychiatric condition so your stigmatizing him and be, and what else who has a psychiatric condition if you don't agree with their ideas you have to stigmatize someone like that in the number two, since when is it

that changing political views is contemplating political views is a sign of a psychiatric illness. give me a damn break. greg: we are apologizing -- >> they don't know what they're doing. that's the problem. tyrus: we are talking connie west instead of kim jong-un. that's the problem. i don't give a damn about a wrapper. greg: i don't disagree. one is in our culture and one is world geopolitics and are both groundbreaking. obviously the geopolitics is a big story but the fact that kanye is urging people to step out of the box of left and right of anti- trump and put up and we are in a society where everyone is being put in buckets or boxes and he is saying don't be in a bucket or box and i think that's important as upon culture evolution. tyrus: but that's why they stepped out of the box. they push the start of that were in boxes but were not. if you watch cnn during their panels and the talk about the trouble in the streets but if

you go in the street, i travel the world and in the airport and have yet to have although i'm a giant and i get it but i get to have someone went up to me hey, uncle tom, what are you doing on fox news. they keep saying to tell it how it is. that's not the real narrative. it's not exciting or surprising. brothers like john. is there more than five? [laughter] it is bs. it's not real. greg: more to come, i can't believe that president trump is in michigan tonight. that's what we call a tease in our business. [cheering and applause] we're finally back out in our yard, but so are they. the triple threat of dandelions, lurking crabgrass and weak, thin grass! introducing the all new scotts turf builder triple action.

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greg: i bet you do not know this but president trump held a rally in michigan tonight. i liked the correspondents dinner it had a pulse. >> russian collusion -- give me a break. we will build a wall. we've already started. i don't know if you've seen it but governor jerry brown moonbeam. >> i love you trump. >> i love you, too. [cheering and applause] >> is this better than that phony washington white house correspondent dinner? i could be up there tonight smiling. greg: man, but trump doesn't love john tester. he's a montana montana senator

pushing allegations for his previous pick for ronnie jackson. they had not been able to prove the allegations so the president had this to say. >> he started out throwing out things that he heard. i know things about tester that i could say, too. if i said them, he never be elected again. [laughter] greg: he's totally from queens. earlier today trump tweeted that tester should resign. i wonder if we should have a new thinking here. >> we all new thinking here. [laughter] we need a whole new thinking here. we need a whole new thinking here. greg: that is the new model. tom, do we need a whole new thinking? >> we do. greg: he's doing this rally at the same time of the dinner and we always used to watch the dinner but we did anyway. it's super boring and you know why? dinner is terrible. greg: terrible.

>> i hate performing a generous pitstop with the dinners. [laughter] they miss all the jokes and you look and you can't make eye contact with anybody. >> they turn their back to you and eat their stupid soup's p7 great job. tyrus: what is that? greg: doctor drew, is the bottom line trump is more entertaining than the entirety of guest at the dinner? >> it's supposed to be a roast and ends up being a roast and they get the roasters up there and it's very carefully planned and scripted so. greg: they tell the joke and you can see it coming and they go to these pan the audience and its oh my word, their clutching their pearls. it makes me sick.

>> you are onto something because it's that easy attitude that they all have. were going to have a joke. greg: worsening. kat, there are journalist and celebrities and they all climbing over each other to try to get a cell be with each other. it's pathetic. anyway. kat: i think the whole thing is pathetic in a terrible time and what a bad event. i wasn't invited. [laughter] i did get to watch the rally on tv so i will say that one was better. i had a better time my favorite part is always worth walks out and walks around pacing and clapping. i'm going to start entering every room like that. maybe next year i will look important enough to get invited. greg: terrorists, are you going to say something -- is is a nice rally or a promotional gimmick? tyrus: why because i said

something about your precious kanye? shut up. [laughter] it's his base and i do the same thing. i don't get invited to parties all the time. i'm going to have my own damn party and it's better because it's my party and i don't like someone they can't come in and the correspondents dinner is boring and if people tell each other how great they really are and we have a citizen as a president rather hang with us than them and they will still talk about him as if he is there or if he cares but i almost wish he would combine the two. for real, have his rally out have everyone in from different places and give us the front row and then let him roast them and i guarantee you they believe. i've never been so offended. we get the steak and they get the fish.

[laughter] [inaudible]. greg: we have to roll but the point to the citizen president is that's a huge thing about trump is that he is a billionaire but has more in common with other people which no one saw that coming. except for me, i thought coming. [laughter] >> i saw it coming, greg because i got dragon energy. [laughter] >> is not a politician. greg: executive. james comey got lost in the woods on his book tour and met a beer. it's like ross and nixon if dixon was gorgeous and ross was [inaudible]. [cheering and applause] people would stare.

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>> live from america's news headquarters. i'm very and rapidly. encompassing tonight his meeting with the north korea could happen over the next three or four weeks. president trump made that announcement and a camping rally in washington, michigan but it would be the first between a sitting president and the north korean leader. they're suggesting he should be awarded the nobel peace prize. the location of that historic meeting is reportedly down to one goalie a or singapore. best-selling author says he may challenge the president in 2020.

thor says he will run for president if no other conservative steps up. he's been a frequent critic of the president. he has written 17 novels made the announcement in a series of tweets. i'm very and rapidly, now back to the greg gutfeld show. greg: the definition of week, comey's definition of leak. former fbi director appeared on special report with bret baier of what we call that thing after the five. [laughter] and there he made this weird claim that the memo he leaked to his law professor friend isn't really a leak because it wasn't an official government documents. >> what specifically did you leak? >> i sent mr. richmond a copy of a two-page unclassified memo and asked him to get the substance of it out to the media.

>> did you leak other things? >> yes, i don't consider what i did with mr. richmond a leak. i told him about it unclassified conversation with the president. >> but it was work products. no, it was my personal memoir. it was always like mine like a diary. >> to austin to give or leak or whatever you call it a memo? we can argue what a leak is but that's a leak. >> it is not. greg: because comey wrote about official stuff in his diary and then related to his buddy it's not leaking. what is it? who share stuff from a diary with a body. you're the fbi director not carry from sex in the city. anyway, a great interview always reveals contradictions and weak defenses. bret did just that. i wish i could get my news from him wherever and whenever i wanted. >> sometimes i need the hard

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scapegoating mechanism. greg: i have a theory that his book company knew it would be tough and if he had done the first interview when the book came out all the other reporters and interviewers would had to replicate baier so they put him at the end. was the last person to devour. tyrus: at the last thing on everyone's mind so it's a bad marketing ploy. they should've gone the other way. they should've gone the worst of it and then had the pillow talk on the view and cooking shows in sesame street with big bird and all the warm, fuzzy stuff that comey is used to rather than him being a liar. greg: i can't talk about pillow talk on the view but where is this going with comey? what is next? greg:kat: i think he will do interviews. he loves doing interviews. i think it's hilarious that he says it's not a leak because he said it was his diary but then he also said that he gave a copy

of it to the fbi. let's say he's telling the truth and it was his diary that would mean that what the fbi director was doing the work was running around sharing his diary with his coworkers. that's weird. i want my tax dollars paying for your diary reading party. get it together. greg: what else did he share? then i had this dream about a unicorn and the unicorn bought a pegasus and i was shirtless on the pegasus. anyway. kat: waste of time. greg: how did this and appear? >> does was the same protracted diary or is this when he would thought he be called on the carpet and now he has a diary. greg: he did have a diary the day before but now he does. [inaudible conversations] >> he called it aid the memoir. what kind of man was that height says words like that? it is not dignified. [laughter] i don't trust tall people,

great. tyrus: you shouldn't because we don't like you either. [laughter] >> there's something fishy about tall people. especially tall people who keep diaries. greg: there is something wrong. >> i bet he eats that weird soup. [laughter] greg: i want to move on but i want to say he wrote the wrong book because this is about how peoplhillary protected aberdeenh allowed anthony weiner to continue with that laptop which then had the e-mail and comey knew that the nypd would go after the e-mails in the laptop so that is when he wrote notes. >> the memoirs. greg: if you write a book it should be about hillary's unwillingness to deal with [inaudible] and that cost the election and it was all about anthony weiner. [laughter] >> diary to the weiner. it shows how when you have this person who's disturbed at the

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>> he has to fly field business class. [laughter] >> he's so broke that he looked for foreign oil in don junior's hair. greg: that is what we are missing, folks. [laughter] wow. bad. all right, what has three letters and put you to sleep? former saturday night live cast member, rob snyder, says it's predicable these days.

you know which side everyone is on political. he starts out with alec baldwin's version of donald trump. he doesn't find it comical and i know the politics lean and it spoils any surprise. he so clearly hates the man that he is playing. i never thought i find myself agreeing with deuce bigelow but he is right. but greg got joe has only a fraction of the staff that snl has. there is it of us working on the show. snl has many times that. according to new research we destroy them on the last permanent ratio. let's look at this graph. from the institute of humor a swedish group out of sweden the ratio for snl is .002 and the ratio for us is 6000. [cheering and applause] that is a difference of a lot.

please applaud again. [cheering and applause]. greg: , doctor drew it has to be hard for someone it snl because you have to think about someone you hate every single day and it can be healthy to be alec baldwin everyday because you have to to despise the person you play. >> being steeped in he will give you back pain but full disclosure i'm an snl fan and a personal friend of rob schneider so i texted him today and said reread the text and he loved alec baldwin and they been speaking not about alec baldwin but that snl says and i'm quoting him, give the joke away when the audience knows how the

performance really feel. in other words, there's no and beauty. when deanna carvey was -- you never you respectful but he was making fun but you never know whether he was a fan of bush are not made it extra funny. by the way, i think alec baldwin is trump is pretty funny but it's because of the mean-spiritedness that it takes away from it. greg: i think it has gone past its expiration date. they need to find other targets. that is the problem. they don't have other targets. it's just trump. kat, you did a stand up last night and i heard you killed. that's comedy lingo because you did really kill anyone or did you? -- what is the problem with snl right now? kat: i agree with the fact that it's more fun when it's a surprise which is why i don't think about any of my decisions before i make them. [laughter] greg: that's really good. kat: i never know what i will

do. >> kat, you are doing good. you have perfected this. greg: your day as a. kat: we already know the punchline before the joke has been set up so i agree with that. >> look, the subtle point of comedy -- it shows how crazy we've gotten. rob is a great guy and has a moderate but being personally vilified whenever it is he personally gets attacked making a comment about comedy. greg: that is the way it works. tom, you are also a comedian or so you claim but we have no proof of it. [laughter] >> tiramisu. kat: comedy gold right there. >> it's not the performers fault and they are funny and schneider is hilarious but alec baldwin is layers. everybody is funny but the problem is i'm so glad i don't do politics in my act. i talk about my life's like appeal to both sides. i'm glad that i get out there and work in front of audiences and don't have to deal with the

rapid saturday night live has to deal with the rapid it's not their fault. the audience is sensitive and they will abandon them. did you hear what happened with shania twain? she said i'm not even from the us but i might have voted for trump and they said goodbye, and burning your albums right now. they lost their mind. greg: last word, tyrus. tyrus: you're not allowed to say you lost her mind anymore. may i speak? thank you, doctor. [laughter] personally, i think it's great that snl stays on one side of the fence because that's why we are killing it. stick to your side. that's cool. the problem with it. [cheering and applause] greg: we are a far superior store. and a fraction of the cost and staff. >> no, you're kidding. greg: i know, can you tell buyers that? the world's rudest person caught on -- cam video and no, it was

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greg: i have a three. i'm too good looking for motion pictures. surveillance cameras will eliminate all the jerks. look at karen turner, fundraiser for heather: who resigned as the dash cam video was showing her parading to new jersey police officers. >> you may not tell me when to take my child. you may shut the [bleep] up. greg: it's like the white house correspondents dinner. [laughter] it all started when the officers pulled over an unregistered car german by a person over 18, karen's daughter, in the carpet she came to pick them up to try to play the don't you know who i am thing?

>> you're just a writer spirit no, i'm not. i'm here as a concerned citizen and friend of the mayor. i'm the one of the port authority. if there is a problem -- >> there is no problem. >> do not call me ms.. i'm a commissioner. why is the car getting towed? >> go ask. >> trust me. >> mess, this does not -- [inaudible]. greg: don't call her ms.. this happened a month ago but the footage was just released and now karen can use her commissioner tighter to belittle anyone anymore. we went to her for comment. greg: doctor drew, humorous. >> i think that is what most people are hard on is people being told how they should behave by people who behave however they wish. that is frankly disgusting. greg: tyrus, you are a bodyguard

and you must of had to deal with do you know who i am and when someone said that to you it's over, correct? >> their evening is, typically, yes. i have heard rumors about this but until i saw this footage i have never seen white privilege gone on for. that was fantastic. i dreamed about it. i dreamed about it but man -- [laughter] greg: kat, i believe that we are being filmed constantly now so all bad behavior is going away. i won't even pick my nose but i know someone will start greg's picks his nose .com and there will be pictures of me digging. kat: you pick your nose. this woman was sent back every cup of soup she has ever

ordered. she has that face and that purple puffy best that screams let me talk to the manager. [laughter] but i think yeah, you're probably right. behave yourself and act like someone is watching because the government usually is. greg: that's a good thing. i love a good surveillance government. you know what i'm saying? >> i love these cameras we can see these videos. there entertaining. greg: drew, it's a new channel. >> i say do you know who i am all the time. i'm on fox's radio, every day, 306, officer, what do iou? i'm very friendly when i say it. greg: that is good. the irony -- i don't know, if irony is a credit correct word but she's in charge of the ethics. port authority is i didn't know there was ethics. kat: that's a free-for-all down there. >> every department has an ethics department. it's people telling us how to behave how think and how to talk and how to speak that is what

people are tired of. not just with our ethics departments but our government feels entitled to do the same we've crossed a line. greg: you know, i have to feel some sympathy for her kids because they must have been thrilled by her spirit. tyrus: they're not used to it? [laughter] they had an unregistered car. and they did not go to jail. i'm glad white privilege went wrong because -- >> they called her and the daughter was like call mom. she always gets her way so they thought she would do well. tyrus: those will be great kids. [inaudible conversations] greg: it does bug me when someone says do you know who i am because instantly you are saying you are better than the fellow human being and you deserve priority and perks. >> it's misappropriation of power and the rules don't apply to me. greg: anyone done this? tyrus: who am i? all the damn time. usually someone says you know who i am and i say you know who

will you be. kat: i do it in the way that i say to someone i've met before and there always like no, we forgot you, sorry. [laughter] greg: it's like when you come to the fox building. who's the crazy lady in glasses and -- she's actually on a show. kat: pretty much my life. >> this is the same thing with james comey and his notes. government employees thinking they can misuse their power. draw the line between the port authority woman and the fbi. greg: i hate it when people misuse their power. [laughter] you know this book is coming out. you know who i am? [laughter] i wrote this book. it's all might monologues from

the five. you can get this on amazon or barnes & noble .com. tyrus: you can preorder it to, right, boss? greg: you can. it's perfect for every holiday. enough of this plug-in and i don't know how to seven. doctor drew, always a pleasure having you on. tom, kat, tyrus. [cheering and applause] great audience. great audience. i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. i really do. [cheering and applause] just one free hearing test at

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