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greg: i bet you do not know this but president trump held a rally in michigan tonight. i liked the correspondents dinner it had a pulse. >> russian collusion -- give me a break. we will build a wall. we've already started. i don't know if you've seen it but governor jerry brown moonbeam. >> i love you trump. >> i love you, too. [cheering and applause] >> is this better than that phony washington white house correspondent dinner? i could be up there tonight smiling. greg: man, but trump doesn't love john tester. he's a montana montana senator

pushing allegations for his previous pick for ronnie jackson. they had not been able to prove the allegations so the president had this to say. >> he started out throwing out things that he heard. i know things about tester that i could say, too. if i said them, he never be elected again. [laughter] greg: he's totally from queens. earlier today trump tweeted that tester should resign. i wonder if we should have a new thinking here. >> we all new thinking here. [laughter] we need a whole new thinking here. we need a whole new thinking here. greg: that is the new model. tom, do we need a whole new thinking? >> we do. greg: he's doing this rally at the same time of the dinner and we always used to watch the dinner but we did anyway. it's super boring and you know why? dinner is terrible.

greg: terrible. >> i hate performing a generous pitstop with the dinners. [laughter] they miss all the jokes and you look and you can't make eye contact with anybody. >> they turn their back to you and eat their stupid soup's p7 great job. tyrus: what is that? greg: doctor drew, is the bottom line trump is more entertaining than the entirety of guest at the dinner? >> it's supposed to be a roast and ends up being a roast and they get the roasters up there and it's very carefully planned and scripted so. greg: they tell the joke and you can see it coming and they go to these pan the audience and its oh my word, their clutching their pearls. it makes me sick.

>> you are onto something because it's that easy attitude that they all have. were going to have a joke. greg: worsening. kat, there are journalist and celebrities and they all climbing over each other to try to get a cell be with each other. it's pathetic. anyway. kat: i think the whole thing is pathetic in a terrible time and what a bad event. i wasn't invited. [laughter] i did get to watch the rally on tv so i will say that one was better. i had a better time my favorite part is always worth walks out and walks around pacing and clapping. i'm going to start entering every room like that. maybe next year i will look important enough to get invited. greg: terrorists, are you going to say something -- is is a nice rally or a promotional gimmick? tyrus: why because i said

something about your precious kanye? shut up. [laughter] it's his base and i do the same thing. i don't get invited to parties all the time. i'm going to have my own damn party and it's better because it's my party and i don't like someone they can't come in and the correspondents dinner is boring and if people tell each other how great they really are and we have a citizen as a president rather hang with us than them and they will still talk about him as if he is there or if he cares but i almost wish he would combine the two. for real, have his rally out have everyone in from different places and give us the front row and then let him roast them and i guarantee you they believe. i've never been so offended. we get the steak and they get the fish.

[laughter] [inaudible]. greg: we have to roll but the point to the citizen president is that's a huge thing about trump is that he is a billionaire but has more in common with other people which no one saw that coming. except for me, i thought coming. [laughter] >> i saw it coming, greg because i got dragon energy. [laughter] >> is not a politician. greg: executive. james comey got lost in the woods on his book other

conservative steps up. he's been a frequent critic of the president. he has written 17 novels made the announcement in a series of tweets. i'm very and rapidly, now back to the greg gutfeld show. greg: the definition of week, comey's definition of leak. former fbi director appeared on special report with bret baier of what we call that thing after the five. [laughter] and there he made this weird claim that the memo he leaked to his law professor friend isn't really a leak because it wasn't an official government documents. >> what specifically did you leak? >> i sent mr. richmond a copy of a two-page unclassified memo and asked him to get the substance of it out to the media.

>> did you leak other things? >> yes, i don't consider what i did with mr. richmond a leak. i told him about it unclassified conversation with the president. >> but it was work products. no, it was my personal memoir. it was always like mine like a diary. >> to austin to give or leak or whatever you call it a memo? we can argue what a leak is but that's a leak. >> it is not. greg: because comey wrote about official stuff in his diary and then related to his buddy it's not leaking. what is it? who share stuff from a diary with a body. you're the fbi director not carry from sex in the city. anyway, a great interview always reveals contradictions and weak defenses. bret did just that. i wish i could get my news from him wherever and whenever i wanted. >> sometimes i need the hard

news of the day. other times i just want to cuddle. why can't i have both? >> now you can. he's fair and balanced and unafraid to snuggle. squeeze his tummy and get informed. >> the 41st president wants to go to maine this summer. >> is there when you start your day. with his signature strike tight, but it's where and a flagman he fits in with the most sophisticated crowd. >> jeff sessions will not recuse himself from the investigation into the president's personal attorney, michael cohen. >> you there at the end of the day, to. >> when i get home tonight i just want something to bring the comfort but i also want the news. >> at this our voters are still casting ballots in arizona's special election. >> don't forget, bret bear can help you nail a job interview. >> i don't think you're a match

for this company. >> you are hired. get your bret bear today. >> i'm bret bear in washington. greg: that is bret bear. the more comey talks the worse he sounds. tyrus: i have to agree with you on that one, tall guy. if it's not a leak what is it? when i was a child -- you lied, no, it wasn't a lie i just didn't tell the truth but it's still a lie and know it's different in that was a great interview but the only question was what would you call it then? and then his make or his snea sneak -- he's a snake. it's a secret but he did it on the job and if you're clocked in and he probably you should. >> the scapegoating stuff may go in that direction the right forces come together could be hillary or these kinds of issues

could create a focused scapegoating mechanism. greg: i have a theory that his book company knew it would be tough and if he had done the first interview when the book came out all the other reporters and interviewers would had to replicate baier so they put him at the end. was the last person to devour. tyrus: at the last thing on everyone's mind so it's a bad marketing ploy. they should've gone the other way. they should've gone the worst of it and then had the pillow talk on the view and cooking shows in sesame street with big bird and all the warm, fuzzy stuff that comey is used to rather than him being a liar. greg: i can't talk about pillow talk on the view but where is this going with comey? what is next? greg:kat: i think he will do interviews. he loves doing interviews. i think it's hilarious that he says it's not a leak because he said it was his diary but then he also said that he gave a copy

of it to the fbi. let's say he's telling the truth and it was his diary that would mean that what the fbi director was doing the work was running around sharing his diary with his coworkers. that's weird. i want my tax dollars paying for your diary reading party. get it together. greg: what else did he share? then i had this dream about a unicorn and the unicorn bought a pegasus and i was shirtless on the pegasus. anyway. kat: waste of time. greg: how did this and appear? >> does was the same protracted diary or is this when he would thought he be called on the carpet and now he has a diary. greg: he did have a diary the day before but now he does. [inaudible conversations] >> he called it aid the memoir. what kind of man was that height says words like that? it is not dignified. [laughter]

i don't trust tall people, great. tyrus: you shouldn't because we don't like you either. [laughter] >> there's something fishy about tall people. especially tall people who keep diaries. greg: there is something wrong. >> i bet he eats that weird soup. [laughter] greg: i want to move on but i want to say he wrote the wrong book because this is about how peoplhillary protected aberdeenh allowed anthony weiner to continue with that laptop which then had the e-mail and comey knew that the nypd would go after the e-mails in the laptop so that is when he wrote notes. >> the memoirs. greg: if you write a book it should be about hillary's unwillingness to deal with [inaudible] and that cost the election and it was all about anthony weiner. [laughter] >> diary to the weiner. it shows how when you have this

person who's disturbed at the middle whose the sport text that it can create if you don't get on it right away. greg: exactly. that's how we got from. what as an l and rob shiner what as an l and rob shiner think of the show the

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text summer10 to 500500 to start listening today. >> he has to fly field business class. [laughter] >> he's so broke that he looked for foreign oil in don junior's hair. greg: that is what we are missing, folks. [laughter] wow. bad. all right, what has three letters and put you to sleep? former saturday night live cast member, rob snyder, says it's predicable these days.

you know which side everyone is on political. he starts out with alec baldwin's version of donald trump. he doesn't find it comical and i know the politics lean and it spoils any surprise. he so clearly hates the man that he is playing. i never thought i find myself agreeing with deuce bigelow but he is right. but greg got joe has only a fraction of the staff that snl has. there is it of us working on the show. snl has many times that. according to new research we destroy them on the last permanent ratio. let's look at this graph. from the institute of humor a swedish group out of sweden the ratio for snl is .002 and the ratio for us is 6000. [cheering and applause] that is a difference of a lot.

please applaud again. [cheering and applause]. greg: , doctor drew it has to be hard for someone it snl because you have to think about someone you hate every single day and it can be healthy to be alec baldwin everyday because you have to to despise the person you play. >> being steeped in he will give you back pain but full disclosure i'm an snl fan and a personal friend of rob schneider so i texted him today and said reread the text and he loved alec baldwin and they been speaking not about alec baldwin but that snl says and i'm quoting him, give the joke away when the audience knows how the

performance really feel. in other words, there's no and beauty. when deanna carvey was -- you never you respectful but he was making fun but you never know whether he was a fan of bush are not made it extra funny. by the way, i think alec baldwin is trump is pretty funny but it's because of the mean-spiritedness that it takes away from it. greg: i think it has gone past its expiration date. they need to find other targets. that is the problem. they don't have other targets. it's just trump. kat, you did a stand up last night and i heard you killed. that's comedy lingo because you did really kill anyone or did you? -- what is the problem with snl right now? kat: i agree with the fact that it's more fun when it's a surprise which is why i don't think about any of my decisions before i make them. [laughter] greg: that's really good. kat: i never know what i will

do. >> kat, you are doing good. you have perfected this. greg: your day as a. kat: we already know the punchline before the joke has been set up so i agree with that. >> look, the subtle point of comedy -- it shows how crazy we've gotten. rob is a great guy and has a moderate but being personally vilified whenever it is he personally gets attacked making a comment about comedy. greg: that is the way it works. tom, you are also a comedian or so you claim but we have no proof of it. [laughter] >> tiramisu. kat: comedy gold right there. >> it's not the performers fault and they are funny and schneider is hilarious but alec baldwin is layers. everybody is funny but the problem is i'm so glad i don't do politics in my act. i talk about my life's like appeal to both sides. i'm glad that i get out there and work in front of audiences and don't have to deal with the

rapid saturday night live has to deal with the rapid it's not their fault. the audience is sensitive and they will abandon them. did you hear what happened with shania twain? she said i'm not even from the us but i might have voted for trump and they said goodbye, and burning your albums right now. they lost their mind. greg: last word, tyrus. tyrus: you're not allowed to say you lost her mind anymore. may i speak? thank you, doctor. [laughter] personally, i think it's great that snl stays on one side of the fence because that's why we are killing it. stick to your side. that's cool. the problem with it. [cheering and applause] greg: we are a far superior store. and a fraction of the cost and staff. >> no, you're kidding. greg: i know, can you tell buyers that? the world's rudest person caught on -- cam video and no, it was

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greg: i have a three. i'm too good looking for motion pictures. surveillance cameras will eliminate all the jerks. look at karen turner, fundraiser for heather: who resigned as the dash cam video was showing her parading to new jersey police officers. >> you may not tell me when to take my child. you may shut the [bleep] up. greg: it's like the white house correspondents dinner. [laughter] it all started when the officers pulled over an unregistered car german by a person over 18, karen's daughter, in the carpet she came to pick them up to try to play the don't you know who i

am thing? >> you're just a writer spirit no, i'm not. i'm here as a concerned citizen and friend of the mayor. i'm the one of the port authority. if there is a problem -- >> there is no problem. >> do not call me ms.. i'm a commissioner. why is the car getting towed? >> go ask. >> trust me. >> mess, this does not -- [inaudible]. greg: don't call her ms.. this happened a month ago but the footage was just released and now karen can use her commissioner tighter to belittle anyone anymore. we went to her for comment. greg: doctor drew, humorous. >> i think that is what most people are hard on is people being told how they should behave by people who behave however they wish. that is frankly disgusting. greg: tyrus, you are a bodyguard

and you must of had to deal with do you know who i am and when someone said that to you it's over, correct? >> their evening is, typically, yes. i have heard rumors about this but until i saw this footage i have never seen white privilege gone on for. that was fantastic. i dreamed about it. i dreamed about it but man -- [laughter] greg: kat, i believe that we are being filmed constantly now so all bad behavior is going away. i won't even pick my nose but i know someone will start greg's picks his nose .com and there will be pictures of me digging. kat: you pick your nose. this woman was sent back every

cup of soup she has ever ordered. she has that face and that purple puffy best that screams let me talk to the manager. [laughter] but i think yeah, you're probably right. behave yourself and act like someone is watching because the government usually is. greg: that's a good thing. i love a good surveillance government. you know what i'm saying? >> i love these cameras we can see these videos. there entertaining. greg: drew, it's a new channel. >> i say do you know who i am all the time. i'm on fox's radio, every day, 306, officer, what do iou? i'm very friendly when i say it. greg: that is good. the irony -- i don't know, if irony is a credit correct word but she's in charge of the ethics. port authority is i didn't know there was ethics. kat: that's a free-for-all down there. >> every department has an ethics department. it's people telling us how to behave how think and how to talk and how to speak that is what

people are tired of. not just with our ethics departments but our government feels entitled to do the same we've crossed a line. greg: you know, i have to feel some sympathy for her kids because they must have been thrilled by her spirit. tyrus: they're not used to it? [laughter] they had an unregistered car. and they did not go to jail. i'm glad white privilege went wrong because -- >> they called her and the daughter was like call mom. she always gets her way so they thought she would do well. tyrus: those will be great kids. [inaudible conversations] greg: it does bug me when someone says do you know who i am because instantly you are saying you are better than the fellow human being and you deserve priority and perks. >> it's misappropriation of power and the rules don't apply to me. greg: anyone done this? tyrus: who am i? all the damn time. usually someone says you know

who i am and i say you know who will you be. kat: i do it in the way that i say to someone i've met before and there always like no, we forgot you, sorry. [laughter] greg: it's like when you come to the fox building. who's the crazy lady in glasses and -- she's actually on a show. kat: pretty much my life. >> this is the same thing with james comey and his notes. government employees thinking they can misuse their power. draw the line between the port authority woman and the fbi. greg: i hate it when people misuse their power. [laughter] you know this book is coming out. you know who i am? [laughter] i wrote this book. it's all might monologues from

the five. you can get this on amazon or barnes & noble .com. tyrus: you can preorder it to, right, boss? greg: you can. it's perfect with their support.

jesse: he sure did. we have got to run. judge jeanine: president trump does what he does best. firing up the base at a raucous rally in michigan. welcome to justice. i'm jeanine pirro. thanks for being us. and a special thanks for making justice number one again last saturday. you know, you saw it here live, the president of the united states ignoring his critics at the white house correspondents dinner and taking his message directly to the people. mark steyn, governor mike huckabee and michelle malkin. plus my opening statement is straight ahead. but first a few highlights