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forces. they will forever be in our hearts and prayers. that includes my dad, my granddad, both of whom fought in world war ii. thank you. thank you for watching. i'm jeanine pirro advocating for truth, justice a american way. greg gutfeld is coming up and i will see you next saturday, same time, same place. >> if this is too much for you, if you can't handle the truth, if you are thinking it is just one, yeah, yeah, guess what? fire department has one focus when there's a four alarm fire. all right. if you don't want to hear the truth you can change the chann channel. greg: change the channel. that is the smartest thing he has said. [cheering and applause] saturday night and donald trump has more balls in the air than a
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juggling nudist. [laughter] he's got north korea the midterms, ms 13 and speaking of those fine chaps let's begin with a quiz. animus 13 dog got sentenced to 40 years in jail for crimes involving the murder of a teenager. quick question. what was his gang nickname? >> animal. >> animal. >> animal. greg: imagine that. it wasn't cuddles or captain snuggle us any wonder why his numbers keep rising like chris matthews blood pressure because he is right. he is targeting animals and they are parsing words. imagine your house is on fire in your neighbor calls the police because you were yelling fire too loud. that is the media when it comes to ms 13. check out the response to trump pulling up north grand summit. >> the surprise cancellation of
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a planned summit with congenital. >> is a stunning turnaround. >> president trump canceled the june summit. >> it is stunning, isn't it? greg: if you are stunned by that and then you're shocked every day by your own feet. where did these come from? fact is, this occurred in negotiations and all trump does is negotiate. i'm sure at his own funeral he'll try to cut a deal with the gravedigger. the media can only see the bad and trump them in north korea it comes in two flavors, mock trump for standing in and -- they want it both ways. no wonder america rates the press only slightly higher than gout but media anger is derived from a delusion that they can't shake. trump is evil and/or stupid but never, ever write. the solution is getting worse. if only we had a delusion
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stripper. >> a single page letter with worldwide indication, the meeting is canceled. president trump cancels the summit with congenital and. >> this is headed for disaster. >> donald trump won't stop until he destroys the country. >> are you sure? maybe it's not as bad as you always think. >> i'm sure. this president is worse than ms 13 and that's what they said about hitler. >> you're not living in a reality. you need this delusion stripper. >> what is that? >> follow me. >> hit him fellows. >> this president is an authoritarian -- [inaudible] >> you been hit by the delusion stripper. do you fee different now? >> no, [inaudible] >> how about now? >> so cold. what is that thing? >> retrofitted garden hose that
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uses laser technology to you directly in the face. you'll be stunned by the precisely calibrated 30-degree water to your delusions of the president will be gradually stripped away. working yet? >> i cannot fill my face. >> that's the hypothermia setting in. how do you feel about the president? >> you mean the president that stood up to iran and north korea? thank you, delusion stripper. [applause] greg: just an excuse to spray water on tom. the summit should that bother you? no, because it is trump and he is not these guys. trump knows when to leave the table, obama, hillary, carrie cannot even find the table.
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it's weird since carrie is made from a table. he's a wooden fellow. mike delayed clapping. north korea already wants back in but the media is obsessed with collusion while dismissing the other story that at least one dude would pay tons of money to spra spy on the trunk in mai. first they say there is no spine but if there was a spine than it is good as mine. it's like a spy hug but it's not spine which is why we can't tell you the name of the spy so he's not a spy. here's a handy video to follow the tape on all of this.
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[applause] greg: can watch that forever. the media is tied in knots as trump rolls on. areas of annapolis on friday. >> we are respected again, i can tell you that. we are respected again. the best way to prevent war is to be fully prepared for war. we are witnessing the great reawakening of the american spirit and of american might. we have rediscovered our identity, regained her stride and we are proud again. greg: did you hear that? that is trump speaking not to us the but the world.
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how do you know this? because it passes off the people who can do it meaning the media. trump says america first and russia get that in china gets it and everyone but cnn gets it. the message america is no longer the world's welcome mat for them to wipe their shoes on. if you say walk softly, carry a big stick, to do that you have to show the stick now and then. trump is hijacked the bullhorn. before it was always hollywood that transmitted our values to the world and said we were guilty of [inaudible] but not anymore. america has a new spokesman. it's no longer hello, we are america and we are sorry but hello, we are america, deal with it. [cheering and applause] let us welcome tonight's guests. he got bin laden to open up. [laughter] former navy seal rob o'neill.
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[cheering and applause] he is so sharp he comes with warning labels, chris reed. [cheering and applause] she puts the cat in cat lady, national review reporter captains. [cheering ankatsims. [cheering and applause] his favorite dessert is baked alaska, the entire state, baked literally. former wwe star and my massive sidekick, terrorist. [cheering and applause] greg: was rob -- >> he even got them to blow up their nuclear arsenal and then pulled out which is awesome i think. it's not his first deal he's made but wrote a bestseller called the art of the deal not the art of benghazi. [crowd boos] [applause]
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he showed right away that he has the power he can pull off and kim jung-un ones that and i'd be willing to bet that high-level government officials are looking at the business end of an anti- aircraft at this point. kim jung-un ones that because he likes being famous. greg: is now on the world stage a lot of people don't like that but the fact is sometimes you bring people onto the stage in order to change them, i believe, i don't know there's a ton more to it but simply backing away in the liberal media was all over. they would rather not have world peace and trump succeed but him pulling out is they can wrap and this is how real negotiation works. greg: it seems like the media has never bought a car, you know question. >> suite question. greg: moving on, kat. >> i was still thinking about the delusion stripper which i really enjoyed. i thought the delusion stripper
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was a stormy daniels. [laughter] or a lawyer that gives delusion to strippers. greg: nice play on words, my friend. >> i don't know i feel like we should be lucky that trump does not use ms 13 as the nickname for msnbc. how has he not for that yet how has he not gone on a long spiel and got in trouble? my main thought was on the animal stuff they have to pick their arguments and they don't and this was a stupid one and now it's at the point where in the midterms everyone will be the sarah mcglocklin song over ms 13 hurt victims and in the arms of an angel. [laughter] we need to help these animals. greg: and you have to adopt one. adopt an ms 13 gang member.
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forty dollars a month. >> they're all bleeding and in barbed wire and trying to get over trump small. greg: kat, address anything for my marvelous monologue. kat: okay. i think it must be great to be one of these super anti- trump people because you don't have to do any thinking at all before you decide what side of something you are on. whatever side trump is on you are on the opposite side even if the opposite side is a bunch of people who rip other people's bodies apart limb from limb. you don't even have to think about it. if you thought you'd think i
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don't like donald trump but at least he doesn't rip people's limbs off so that's a little better. i believe that anybody brain, actual brain, would lead to that conclusion which can only lead me to believe that brains are not being used at all in the situation. greg: it's irrationally based decisions and all emotion derived. tyrus, you think this deal with north korea will be done? tyrus: yeah, i think it's already been done. i'm an entertainment any kind of our -- [laughter] and there's nothing worse than being brought into the stage and says we will not do this tonight. that is basically what he did. were not going to go if we get this and says, okay, wait, no, no, i do that to my kids all the time. well, go to bed. that is basically what he did and that's just one the one being the big boy in the room. we have what they want, they are starting in the sink is hurt and no one is willing to cross us to help them smuggle in a little chip for love squid from six months to china is not getting done so they need to have this meeting with us and the sad thing is it's at one point when people jump on one side or the
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other would love to see what would happen if trump came out and gave a speech bashing harvey weinstein right now. what would they do? what would morning joe be like? last night, trump, back to you. [laughter] greg: we have to go but to your point about when you draw an analogy of parenting, trumps letter to kim jong-un and was a perfect version of tough love. it reminded me of exactly the same tone) took when they kicked the 30 -year-old out and said you have to get a job and earn money and sell your belongings. it's the exact tony had with kim jung-un. things will go well if you listen to our advice. >> and he was over, metric, i think, but he was showing them it wasn't me, it's you. tyrus: that's the worst breakup in the world. i'm leaving. and i think that's a good idea. goodbye. greg: we can still be friends.
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it does not even need a prototype. the democrats mentor made is disappearing fast track i got to applause lines. the real clear politics the dems have lost a third of its lead in the last two months in the same timeframe trumps popularity is rising in places where dems thought they had a chance. orange counties, california. therefore tight races there but trumps approval rating grew ten points in the last couple months. they don't call it orange for nothing. [laughter] kind of obvious. companies give bonuses to their employees after trumps tax cuts like a small business owner who reminded nancy pelosi at a town hall that she called the bonuses crumbs. >> it certainly was not crumbs to them. my question is what can you add
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to this legislation that would also contribute to the growth of jobs and wages in our country? >> it's only a small percentage of businesses shared their tax advantage with their employees so let us thank -- [applause] greg: applauding her own comment. she will never live down that crumbs line. if like me in that incident and walmart. technically, i was wearing pants. my advice to democrats is keep not having solutions and also have this person campaign for everyone. >> having said all this, why aren't i 50 points ahead, you might add? greg: can't get enough of that. all right. chris, what are your thoughts on the democratic because there's a blue wave turning into a blue grave? >> my immediate thoughts were i
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like the guys energy who has the question. he was pulling up all day and i'm an essay [inaudible] so then he was like when he said crumbs he said crumbs like -- you know i was just waiting for be like nailed it under his breath. but, i don't know. you don't notice it because i always listen to paul's but you don't notice whenever trump supporter is up or down and pretty much it's the same but every now and then there's a trinket of a friend is not as meaning or they're willing to bg out. it's coming out as a trump supporter. greg: it's true. >> it's the new thing and parents now, conservative parents, talk to the kids and we love you no matter what and we look to your internet history, searching for a particular red hat and i don't know if you like to talk about something. greg: it is so true. you see celebrities putting their toe in the water saying maybe give the guy a chance. it's exactly like coming out for hollywood after.
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not that i would no, tyrus. [laughter] can the republican still screw this up? tyrus: why the hell you talking to me about coming out? i scream [inaudible] [laughter] greg: can the republicans messes up. tyrus: no, they don't have to. statistically typically when there's a change in the presidency usually in the midterms go the other way but the tenants to be a balance there's a democratic house or senate republican president in the house is usually -- but they
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botched this up going all the way back to obama. obama one in spite of the democratic party and they are in such shambles they have nothing they are running on other than we don't like that guy and that is not something you can vote for. greg: that's a good point about obama. they relied so much on obama didn't fix the party. tyrus: and now the party -- postal mean anything. we learned that. literally pose mean absolutely nothing but if you follow the polls hillary won in a landslide but that did not happen. poles are misleading. the big lead was never a big lead. i think most trump supporters and most publicans that went that way were living their lives in parting and not answering the phone to sampling democrat because those are the people that want to be heard and i don't think or hear any solutions or ideas. greg: sometimes that can work, rob, but americans are getting used to the idea of president trump said when they hear the negativity they see it as a negative person's flaws not trumps. >> that is the issue. i'm fortunate but i traveled around the country and speak to thousands of people personally a week and they're tired of the impeached talk. the tide of the negativity.
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they want america to work together in the media will not tell you that. like i said, i sat on his couch and had someone said that the way that donald trouble get elected because the polls say this. nancy pelosi is up there saying and applauding her own comments as a this does work for most and you're one of the few but she's never run of business. she's a politician. she's -- have you ever been to the 12th congressional district in san francisco? it's not like the stuff coming out of her mouth. it's so bad. [applause] 542 companies, private businesses, gave pay raises and bonuses with new benefits based on the tax cuts and all she's been able to say is we get the house, will impeach and raise your taxes. i might be eating crazy damages but how do you vote for that? greg: the idea of crazy
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sandwiches sound like fun. [laughter] kat, if you are running wouldn'a page from trump or would you what would you do? kat: in my opinion, the democrats are not ready for leadership any more than someone who is still getting over and ask is ready for a new relationship. they are still in the face with a can't talk about anything else except for the person who broke her heart, donald trump, and that will not attract voters anymore than it would attract a new partner. basically, the maquettes are the drunk girl on the first date that just keeps babbling on about her ex-boyfriend and how he is such a jerk and she doesn't understand what she doesn't get a call back the next day. they need to move on, get over it or the never win anything. greg: every guy here is not in their head. [laughter] tyrus: been there. been there. greg: if you're looking forward to a first date and it's before they could check the phone. >> i have not been that far when
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between the u.s. and north korea in june may be back on after a brief setback earlier in the week. president trump canceled the talks then said friday we are potentially back on. the south korean president met with kim jong-un to discuss how to keep the summit on track. president trump said talks are going well. tropical storm alberto making its way towards the u.s. gulf coast. alabama and mississippi declaring states of emergency. forecasters say the storm will gain strength over the gulf. alberto could bring up to a foot of rain to some areas. show. greg: you can use their john and
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never move on. new starbucks policy is their pr response to that recent fiasco were two black men were arrested at one café in philly and they were there for a is as meaning and did not buy anything. now you can stay as long as you want and use the john all you want without buying a thing. there are ground rules, no drugs or alcohol is allowed and absolutely no napping. that means you, bruce. [laughter] i'm not sure how starbucks new policy will affect their bottom line but it gave me an idea for a new franchise. >> are you tired of having to pay for your copy at starbucks? the bathroom is free but it should it not be the other way
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around? >> we know the value of a conveniently placed toilet. pass a few bucks to use the toilet and grab a free coffee on your way out. >> would you like a fresh role? >> yes. >> three dollars please. >> what is so special? you can say as long as you want but you won't because our coffee is terrible. and the best part, you can't leave the bathroom until you pay an exit fee of $28. that is just good business. greg: taking that to shark tank. all right. kat, a business exist to make
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money and you are a libertarians explain why this is bad business. kat: a lot of people are worried about homeless people setting up shop in homeless doors but i'm worried about something far more disruptive, teens. the teens are always looking for free places to hang out and they used to have to go to the mall and walk around but now they finally have a place for the can sit down. starbucks will be crowded with all these teens and loud and rambunctious and talking about justin bieber and tables will be full and spinning their fidgets banners. if you can' you will not be whao get into the bathroom because it'll be full of teens taking sell these. i don't know what business with think it's a good idea to take business away from itself which is exactly what it did here but it's because they are focusing on political correctness over logic. when you do that, this happens,
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stupid things happen. [applause] greg: terrorists, the thing i don't like about this is executives make these decisions and human resource officials make these decisions but it's the employees that bear the brunt of their consequences. bill turned their employees into social workers and security guards and then when something goes bad there will be someone filming it and even if someone is upset about a homeless person they will not say it because they don't want to end up on the internet. my point is it's not fair to the baristas. tyrus: first of all, this does not solve the initial problem. the problem was one bad employee handled a situation terribly. he was disciplined and said you shouldn't do this but instead of doing that the ceo was i'm not racist. i'm not racist. anyone can come in. anyone can come in. you don't have to buy anything because we are not racist. but you sound racist if you do
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that. [applause] let's be honest, you buy one cup of coffee and work on your novel for three hours at starbucks it's no different than a guy coming in and peeing and going out. it starbucks. greg: the difference is $4. tyrus: but they missed the whole point of this. it's another thing where we become the victim lincoln's and instead of just saying wow, that was unfortunate and we will deal with that guy and that's not how starbucks does business and we will fix it. instead it was ohno, those guys were black, oh damn. my house is your house and you can date my daughter and do whatever you want. please, please, don't think i'm a racist. greg: the reaction that tyrus is talking about is based on what happens in social media, rob. one local event becomes national and it's always the ceo. >> it's odd. i'm tired of starbucks getting
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political. i'm not on call for boycotts but all i'm done with starbucks. topic something else. [applause] it is funny that you can tell liberals run this country because everyone comes in but only some of you will pay. that's how president obama did everything. greg: interesting point. chris, i have a feeling that in california and york city they will try to introduce this to all restaurants and it will be a mess. >> the whole mission statement of the hipster and i hate fake business he stuff and the article i read about was we started these because we're looking for a third-place and we wanted to bring people together and -- you want to bring money and that's why you started the
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business. that's how you know because were looking for third place in business and that's what we are excited about but then the problem is it's the first and only place for homeless people so then you are in last place in business. greg: they fell into a social justice well and can't get out. there a kitten when it falls in and meowing and that's starbucks. >> it deflates the army. this place screwed up and done. it's when your wife says honey, i need to talk. you say i'm an idiot. [laughter] leave it at that. greg: you say i killed the -- and she says you are forgiven. that's what i would do. [laughter] still to come, college commitment speakers are mainly find the remote yet? nah. honey look, your old portable cd player. my high school rethainer. oh don't...
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greg: is a conservative speech
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out of reach? campus reform reports in 2018 liberal commencement speakers outnumber conservatives four-one and that ratio is even more lopsided at the ivy league level. not a single [inaudible] was invited to speak for the third year in a row. it can be hard to fight a conservative. especially a relic one with powerful experience in our turbulent income to get a world or in articulate conservative who is young enough to identify with the recent grads. diane. or someone with conservative ideas who can also do 200 push-ups. i sense a theme here. is there a problem that grads only hear one kind of an opinion? we asked a lamb to comment. >> yeah. [laughter]
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greg: i'm glad i didn't see that in the rehearsal because that made my day. tyrus, if you are asked to do a commencement speech would you do it and what would you say? tyrus: yeah, i do it and i'd say like reenroll, stay in school. don't come out and is ready to work. i think that is the reason why conservatives or bottom-line guys, liberals talk about dreams and pretty moments in the world as your treasure chest and it's a bear trap and -- is not. i guess they don't want to hear that but that would be -- get to work and do your thing. they don't want to hear that. they want to hear the nice things and the cushy things that their counselors told them about their safe spaces and stuff like that. that's why any one of those guys up there i'm sure would be a great open but because it's the climate right now in college campuses have become liberal and to the point where they will not invite the enemy in and what if
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you learned something? what if you give them information? like you have to pay your bills, kids. [laughter] you know, they just don't hear those things. that's why there is probably more -- to be honest, more liberals out of political jobs so there more available to make speeches. [cheering and applause] greg: kat, duties commencement addresses matter? kat: no, because you're supposed to be hung over the day of your college graduation. you are not listening anyway. i thought it was interesting to both hillary clinton and al gore gave commencement speeches. what were those speeches about? how to lose and then be delusional about it? i don't understand. [applause] bring a bunch of losers to commitment speakers. let's bring the cleveland browns in their and teach them how to lose but yeah, this is not new obviously. every year the liberal speakers outnumber conservative speakers and it's a sad thing because
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there are conservatives that do nothings. greg: who would you like to hear? kat: i was going to say me. i think i do a great job. greg: you probably would. chris, do you like commencement addresses? do you remember yours? >> know. kat: >> the only thing i remember is my brother had bullish you rashad pre- cosby so there weren't any interesting questions. greg: no, there wasn't i'm sure. >> al gore did in maryland? that's ironic because 11 years ago he stated that it would be underwater at some point. [laughter] i don't know why he was looking for bookings in a, you know, with all the melting going on. the thing about hillary with a hat is she's horrible at delivering comedy. it's not even a joke. the joke to her is i'm referencing something we are talking about. greg: when she put on the
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russian hat. she put up russian hat and said this is a russian hat. >> and not one person was like how much uranium did that cost? greg: you know, my opinion on commencement addresses is that the advice they give is terrible. they always tell you yourself which is stupid because at that age you are probably a jerk. you don't become a good person until you're about 28. before that you are a jerk. i know i was. and then they say follow your dreams. what if your dreams are stupid? follow your dreams is why everyone in new york is an unemployed actor. it's terrible. tyrus: that was my point. >> and i also say -- is not cultural appropriation when you're putting on his stuff and she walks out there and the chinese prom dress and that be cool. greg: that's a segment for another time. still to come, why is today's
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greg: is today's is a total bummer compared to when phil collins was a drummer? turn it off. researchers at the university of california irvine found that today's top music is more depressing that was 30 years ago. specifically, 20% more depressing. back in the 80s your groups like huey lewis giving us the news, good news, about how the power of love makes the world go round. compared to today when every adult song is about her ask and how he has moved on and is totally fine without her. that poor guy. researchers partly blame social
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media and isolation for the trend in a sad music but i believe this guy. ♪. greg: oh, god, i love that. rob, what you think -- what you think it's become so more depressing? >> it's weird for me because life is 30% more depressing that it was 30 years ago. the person writing about their exes like even taylor swift everything she writes is about an x in the did her bad. almost to the point where she should write a point maybe i'm the [bleep] problem. [laughter] [applause] tyrus: thank you for coming out. have a good night. [laughter] greg: have to believe that.
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i have a theory, kat, that after a breakup you don't listen to angry or aggressive music like judas priest but you listen to love songs and the songs are designed to trigger someone to come back to you. a love song is basically false advertising to salvage a better relationship like people who listen to it are generally the ones who were dumped and in their head they're playing if they could listen to the song they would come back to me. is that a fair theory? kat: whenever i'm dumped i listen to cool in the gang. [laughter] but i think it's great that said music is more popular because to me the happy songs are much more upsetting because you listen to them you like why don't i feel like that? and then you keep listening to it and get more angry like you must never have a real problem you sunshine walking [bleep] [laughter] i like songs about heartbreak
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and loneliness and death and all that good stuff. to get my head straight. greg: terrorists. tyrus: dammit, greg. that's the only customer left. greg: do you listen to certain music when you work out? and that affects your emotions. tyrus: i listen to ac/dc or ice cube because i'm throwing stuff around but here's the reason why music is more depressing, there's no more life experience, greg, you got your hard work and you play liner richie because he got his heart broke and he wrote a song about it. now they don't do that. they write songs about could it be that make you feel sad and i don't really believe adele had that many boyfriends. greg: chris, depressing music is this true? >> or curse words. everyone is cursing so -- what terrorist do i have to shoot to say the s word around here. i have to say something goes before i start my thing.
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nancy pelosi. it was. greg: i believe any product, chris, that indulges romance in a tragic posture is that romeo and juliet. can you imagine -- romeo and juliet ended in suicide and it was romantic. i wonder how many suicide that led to over 400 years? >> and they were like young, they were how old? greg: we spent so much time talking about the effects of heavy metal that come on, pop songs. >> the effects of shakespeare. greg: i want to ban shakespeare. >> my only thought was the 80s was hairbands and then you look 30 years back for that i feel like the statistic would be the same because every song like twist or whatever and it was a stupid song and -- everything was super fun and then you could
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had sex and everything came later and now it's like what we care about? we hating ourselves in suicide. greg: that's interesting because in aggressive it was at the hot, do the twist and a whole lot of shaking going on and this happy stuff and then you got to the hairbands that was the youngest groupie on sunset boulevard. >> nothing but a good time. greg: and now. tyrus: i stare my facebook and write songs about why no one likes me. there you go. greg: and sell millions. don't go anywhere, more stuff
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