interview. thank you for watching, i'm jeanine pirro, advocating for truth, justice and the american greg gutfeld show is coming up next. i will see you next saturday. >> i've had a couple meals with the president they will say not a fan of vegetables. i tried to point this out that he should add that to his diet. greg: that is cnn, folks. [cheering and applause] stop. i don't know about you but i am outraged out. tweets here, see words there, even the flying nun got involved. [laughter] i am not kidding. the flying nun is throwing the c word around like a nasty

frisbee. what is happening to america. what is happening to people? what did we learn from this week about rage? it used to be what cost you your job is a thing you did behind a tree at the company picnic. [laughter] if you are laughing, you know. no, now it is twitter, the one stop career liquidator. all it takes is one idiotic statement and you disappear faster than a twinkie in michael moore's lap. [laughter] where would i be without michael moore's lap? i'd be out of jokes. as the online world encourages mob action over forgiveness companies now need to protect themselves so twitter has become a global human resources. as the proposition combines more force to decide who stays and who goes. it's not forget on twitter the worlds bathroom wall, all interruptions are permanent and you are branded.

you are branded for life. you can't blame twitter and it did not write that tweet, rosanne, and every company has right to fire you over words. freedom of speech without consensus only exists against the government. for this week the offenses were not only on twitter or by rosanne but two women said that things that one apologized and lost her job, one apologized and kept her job. that is life but let's be clear, i accept all apologies. if you are sorry i accepted. i say this knowing that this favor may never be returned to me and there are organizations to devoted to catching me screwup. it is true. [laughter] but i will forgive all even if they would and me with glee. let's do the simple exercise. if i said what samantha be said about the daughter of a president how long i last? i would be marched into a that of truck drivers back sweat.

[crowd boos] i would have requested that actually. [laughter] but as right experience boycott lefties get awards. it's not just about the events but the tribe. one tribe is less forgiving than the other. i'm willing to forgive wonders but i don't think there's reciprocity over there at the left. why is that customer you think they are stupid, they thank you are evil. meaning a conservative believes a concert of liberal is mistaken, a liberal believes a conservative is immoral. it's a huge difference. it's been excuse because you are bad. if someone is evil you can do anything to them, you can mimic their beheading, you can call him on a c word for posting a picture of a child, you can wish death on americans refund.

we all knew samantha would survive because that's the story. she was safe. the contemporary landscape, the liberal jokers heart is always in the right place. after all, ivanka trump had it coming. she's a mom and her dad is evil but that is logic. if one group sees you as evil, what stops others are moving beyond the speech? remember the anti- saw the weather underground, the unit bomber? all major violence, the kind of the mass killing variety, did not start with i disagree with you. it was you are evil and we must stop you. trump has triggered angry people, kathy griffin, the decapitate are in chief, she still sees herself as the victim and there is tom arnold, chelsea handler, what happened, jimmy kimmel, sarah silverman who wanted a military coup, robert to find hunch the president, alec baldwin, jim carrey and now

even the flying nun. [laughter] it breaks my heart. i loved sally fields. these people are so broken by trump they no longer see you as human that is a problem. i guess after the obama era all this losing is unknown territories were watching a national tantrum for spoiled brats. what do you do political adversaries one you ruined but you want them healthy enough so you can debate them? they're constantly demanding scalps, should we do the same as a mutual assured career destruction? is that the only way to get everyone to stop the outrage crusade? i don't know but that is not me and it should not be you, either. [cheering and applause] is welcome tonight's guests. he has more good-humored than the ice cream man, tv writer and

producer rob long. [cheering and applause] don't talk to him without a nurse because he'll put you in stitches. david angelo. [cheering and applause] she drinks her own tears to stay hydrated. natural review reporter, captains. [cheering and applause] and he stole his pinky ring from saturn, former wwe star and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] rob, you are a big-time hollywood producer come cheers, that was that other show -- >> recent cancellation. i've been there. greg: you were canceled but you did nothing raisins. >> no, we just and not older audience. by the way, great contemporary reference with the flying nun.

fantastic. if you are under 80 years old and you have the show on 50 years old, half a century ago. greg: did you see her tweets? >> i did. greg: she is the 28 to pile on ivanka trump which everyone was trying to outgrows each other, right? >> that's what they try to do. they try to pylon or a quick it's not a big deal. it's slightly different. rosanne street and samantha b's statement are different but what do you do? you know you have trouble with your advertisers and you can't ignore that and it's a half a billion dollar business that she torched and the real question is why did they not take her phone away because that is every other star on the tv had to go through something called the physical and you have to get insured and from completion bond and if you can't be insured you will not get the job. greg: what impressed me was that

rosanne got in trouble and i liked the idea of the show itself but it was sloppy but i like the fact that they presented a civil discourse that was missing so i was hopeful and the person presents the civil discourse goes ahead and shoots it in the head. she creates the thing that was maybe the world will change and then she treats this and it all goes away. >> it's depressing. it was nice, i admit it was nice to see a character on tv who was not an open communist. [laughter] we had fun for a few months. but now we go back to it. it's tough now and they'll put the freeze on those types of things, i feel like. it will be -- my agent told me make sure the pilot is out before you put your head in the oven. the advice i got. greg: ladies and gentlemen

spirit yeah, that conversation happened. greg: do you buy the excuse because the reason why i bring it up is everyone knows somebody who's had an experience with ambien but that was rosanne's excuse? kat: i do not buy that. i don't think that ambien makes you racist. i think that what she said was unacceptable and i don't understand why she would think it was worth it. the best thing about twitter is not only do not you paid for your tweets but you can get fired for them. greg: there is no upside. kat: i don't know why any of us are on this app whatsoever. i say this as someone who does absolutely, literally nothing else but i don't know. [laughter] it's sad. greg: we're all very sad. >> i think twitter is interesting. before twitter i was struggling in obscurity and after twitter

tens of thousands of people know that i'm struggling. [laughter] kat: it's good for that. [applause] greg: what do you -- save your jokes for the show. tyrus, okay, what about samantha bee? the amazing thing is no one expected her to be fired because it was planned and i think it was planned. the audience loved it and they all cheered when she did it. do you think it's a different. tyrus: it's different. i think -- it was recorded, edited, watch before and they were excited about it. it was a premeditated hit and when they did what they did because there was backlash not because it was writing to do that it was wrong to call someone that especially of her holding a child which i think is

[bleep] that the sponsors were like no, were not good with that. it's okay, i guess, because she got -- here's where it gets weird. she got away with that because she was a woman because if i would have said that on the show and you had let it run you would've been -- and greg you would've been like, i'm sorry, tyrus, i can't talk to you anymore. greg: that's true. i would drop you like a hot brito. tyrus: hello, sorry, then you would bash me and show bad videos of me and say how he never liked me and you are scared to come to work i was a bully. greg: you know me so well. tyrus: you would've buried me. greg: so quickly. tyrus: it's one of those things where if a man would have said that on the same time show he would not be around anymore. it's a double standard. the other thing that i think is on us and one of the things that was funny was the president was

upset about the apologies. that had me laughing. mr. president, bro, you don't apologize when your staffer says that about john mccain, no, we don't apologize over here. that is something that has been the trump presidency and the new trump publicans we don't apologize for nothing. for him to be like why are we -- i was like, on man, you got to be missing and joking around -- the right do not apologize they just keep going. the left fire each other and ruin each other's lives in and look to us to do the same thing and were like no, we are doing that stuff. greg: i see this outrageous cycle moving so fast that you have an error that's driven by emotion, stupidity and that gets the instant outrage in the company they work for says holy crap, this place is going up in smoke because they are watching twitter and then they don't want permanent damage so you're gone. tyrus: one of the things is abetted by was the mainstream coverage was rosanne was she was the voice of the red and her

character was. people just like me, i loved conan th barbarian. he's happen to be cool and i didn't know him. i like that guy and america like the character. they like the family, not the person who made the recent statement, that is who they are her part. it makes it clear. greg: we have to robe it coming greg: we have to robe it coming up, a new entry to the big man: i got scar tissue there. same thing with any dent or dings on this truck. they all got a story about what happened to 'em. man 2: it was raining, there was only one way out. i could feel the barb wire was just digging into the paint. man: two bulls were fighting, (thud) bam hit the truck. try explaining that to your insurance company. woman: another ding, another scratch. it'll just be another chapter in the story. every scar tells a story, and you can tell a lot more stories when your truck is a chevy silverado. the most dependable, longest-lasting, full-size pickups on the road.

greg: case you missed it is all done trumps fall. everything. he is the reason climate change is and earthquakes those faults are his fault. [laughter] a little wordplay for saturday night. you don't get that on "watters' world". [laughter] everything a bad thing ever, i love jesse, everything bad ever was on the head of this evil orange monster from hell. especially if you are the media. take these images of immigrant sleeping in cadiz. they all blame trump and it turns out the photos are four years old and when obama was in

charge. then there is -- even better, and all baby detention bus also blamed on trump but it was called a prison bus for babies. a prison bus for babies. how can anyone say that with a straight face and believe it. a journalist. who would make a prison bus for babies? if the craziest thing i've ever heard. the prison bus for babies. [laughter] you will believe anything if you hate trump. this photo was also from obama's era and no, it wasn't a prison bus for babies. it was for a field trip. anyway, i expect the media to check the date on the photo and

that is their job to check facts but it's almost as if they need help. >> tom, what is up? >> look at this. immigrant children sleeping on cadiz in the floor. a prison bus just for babies. if this doesn't prove how evil and heartless donald trump is, nothing will. >> i looked it up in that cage photo is from 2014 and that bus is for a field trip from april 2016. >> well, i was about to tweet this out to the public. >> sound like you need a there is scope. >> it will help you see things clearly for what they really are. >> that is a soldier getting rowdy during sleep week. that is trumps fall. >> try this down. >> that's a woman upset about the current political moment. >> [inaudible] that is a monster attacking japan.

>> you do qualify for their scope. >> doesn't have special powers? >> no, but will help you pull your head out of your ass. >> tom, how is it going? >> seen your stupid face is was part of my day. >> thank you. for when you need to check your facts before you tweet something stupid back. greg: trump has the best walking around the corner into a holy book of any commercial actor but i thank you learn something from him. >> he's known throughout the industry. greg: the walking down the hall yes, it about as you and i've seen you on twitter but when there is a false story you get very upset. >> yeah, the news media is awful

and we all used to know that. five years ago you'd be like cnn is terrible and everyone be like yeah, we know and i say seen in terrible because trump them like no, no, they are great. we up upon the first limit. have you seen don lemons show? that is not journalism back his entire show is an expert panel explaining to him what happened on anderson cooper. [laughter] greg: so true. that is so true. tyrus: you are in trouble now. [laughter] greg: cat, is it easier to blame trump for everything? i'm sure your own discipline as a life you could trace to trump. kat: i will start doing that. the thing where i get upset with

myself for my bad choices is becoming exhausting and this thing where i have apologized when i done something wrong, i'm not doing that anymore. next time i do something wrong i will limit on top and know that a huge segment of the publishing will believe me without even checking. i will never say hey, i'm sorry i based on your baby on accident or for example. i was a trump made me do it and the next thing you know i'll be a victim. greg: i saved on your baby? kat: sometimes they come out of nowhere. [inaudible conversations] greg: tires, there so many when an entire opinion shifts and you introduce a variable and is in the form but trump is for that but liberals aren't because trump was. tyrus: was the question -- [laughter] question was weird. greg: i never ask questions. tyrus: us me the question and this is weird but it's not about black people in sport so --

[crowd boos] i'm the leading official on dennis rodman and whoopi goldberg. i don't know, man, in some ways it's convenient but if you listen to the people -- these are the same people that when obama was and everything was happening was obama's fault and there's a certain set of people that everything in their life is not the fault and when you have a conversation they lead with statements like you made me upset or it's because of you that i'm a screaming loud and not going to bed at a decent time and always making our relationship difficult. it is you. i don't know if anyone knows anyone like that but i've come across a few people and it's not necessarily donald trump but he's coming in. he is the new munson. i got trumped out in the middle

of nowhere. he is the guy to blame. if you blame them for something he hears you the chances are he will but you back so you get your audience. [cheering and applause] greg: in a weird way trump is like the weather. you walk outside -- [laughter] >> i don't know if you do that but trump also takes credit for everything. he says only i can fix it. i alone can do this. in a way it's a perfect relationship with him in the media. they get the president that they desperately deserve and they are getting it good and hard. greg: the point. mac solution for news is they have to get real like the lower third is a republican political consultant or strategist or analyst and say i hate trump and then i'm okay with the guy. that is basically what it is. most of america is let's see

what happens as he says many times the other side is i can't stand him and they got that never happens on the five. [laughter] still to come. tyrus: yeah, you are mean to. greg: maybe geraldo. we discussed the damage ancestrydna makes over 10 million new family connections, every day. that's more ways to discover new relatives. people who share your dna. and maybe a whole lot more. order your kit at ancestrydna.com

greg: president obama wonders where he went wrong. the book describes his reaction

to the 2016 when and i'm guessing it was not this. that is every brother-in-law. he questions himself and america and says what if we were wrong and maybe we pushed too far and maybe people want to fall back into their tribe. the book is written by one of his loyal lackeys, ben rhodes. hbo caught him on the night that hillary lost -- i can't -- i mean, i can't -- i can't, i can't, i can't put it into

words. greg: i can watch that forever. it needs music. i mean, i can't, i can't -- i can't, i can't put it into wor words. greg: that is so much better. [cheering and applause] my favorite part of this upcoming book is when ben rhodes says that obama tried to cheer him up by sending him this message saying -- greg: that was from obama but isn't that something that someone in the drama club would use as a motto at the bottom of the photo but it was a president

so there you go, all the evidence you need and the difference between president obama and president trump obama says there are more stars in the sky and sand on the earth and trump says this. >> wrong. wrong. wrong. to fire and fear he like the world has never seen. they are sneaky, dirty rat. [laughter] greg: grains of sand, my ass. what you make of this? did you like the video, tyrus? tyrus: he reminds me of every 15 -year-old that has been caught in the bathroom. i -- i -- i -- there's no words. obviously, you know, he's hurt. i get it. i mean, damn, i don't think hillary was not hurt.

he must've invested a lot of his own money in that campaign. greg: he had already picked out the drapes. tyrus: that's probably why these the 400 person that texted obama whining so that point he was like -- more stars in the sand hundred stars in his guidance and because when people text me and a friends is like michael left me unlike well have a good night and there's more out there. it's not my job anymore, out. greg: kat, it seems like the end of the world and it's like they woke up in a cryogenic lab and the world has changed beyond their competition. kat: that is what they act like. i love that he took the time and the effort to write in a new book that he was shocked and had a hard time with president trump

winning the election. [laughter] how else would be no that an obama advisor had a tough time with trump winning the election? all these hillary supporters seem to be handling it so well. [laughter] were the other chapters like water is wet and it gets dark outside at the nighttime? greg: rob, will they learn for the midterms? >> no, maybe we were wrong with these people do not think they were wrong. they think we were wrong and you are wrong and they think but they don't think they were wrong. they think they did not yell loud enough. when you talk to some foreigner you think if i speak louder maybe they will understand me. that's their three next time, louder, more loud. look, the truth is the battle is tightening up. it looked like a disaster for the republicans but it may not be a disaster. if that is a case -- i would hate to see ben rhodes that day, that was a morning. [laughter] they need to be laying in the

[inaudible] right now. tyrus: if you still in the political game after that and he is an addict and he likes feeling that way. how many times do you get your heart brother broken before you move on? greg: last words, angelo? >> i knew trump would win. it was obvious. he was selling out stadiums and everyone was going to see him two i think he was going win. then there's these people who are supposed to be so smart and it's like you didn't thank you get the nomination and you didn't thinking when the election and then you think he's the russian tops by. i have an alternate theory. maybe you are just dumb. [cheering and applause] greg: are included in that

audience of dumb. i said i on the five that -- you never told me that. >> i put money on it. greg: my buddy runs a steakhouse in midtown and he was like. tyrus: we joked about it. we said he won. greg: a.

greg: it is on like conjunct. >> it will have a very positive result in the end. were meeting with the chairman on june 12 and it will be a successful, ultimately successful, process.

remember what i say. we will see what we see. greg: the birds apparently agree with him. things aren't so grim with our second favorite kim. they are not quitting each other and there are signs of progress. the north koreans hand delivered a letter to trump and who does not love a letter? i'd love to see what is in that letter. >> would you like to see what's in that letter? how much? how much? greg: the north korea's guy and delivers the letter and stays for two hours. a new us intelligence report says north korea could reopen to having a western burger joint. it would open in pyongyang to show goodwill. that's on something to poke fun of, after all our president loves fast food but this is significant here is why. in 1990 the very first mcdonald's opened in the soviet union and then never seen

anything like it. the line to get in on the block just get a taste of a capitalist burger. one year later the soviet union dissolved. yes, it was the patties that killed communism. [applause] if north korea is open to sticking a burger joint that is okay in they can try my new drive-through idea. >> to sweeties, please. >> thank you. >> have a great day. greg: it doesn't work out too well. is a genuine olive branch or is this something? kat: i don't understand how a burger place is an olive branch. president trump would not eat there because he -- if it was a mcdonald's but it's not mcdonald's. i would not either. it's offensive to me because we could be bought so easily.

[laughter] we eat burgers, too, like you eat burgers. let's have peace. that doesn't make sense to me. i just want them to not have nukes, i don't care about the burgers. greg: there's nothing better than making a burger. >> i like you put those two things together. greg: i am a comedic wonder. >> that's why you're on the cable on a saturday. [laughter] but this is a weird thing. when you look at kim maybe not a burger place but one of those salad places. [laughter] but the problem is there's no happy ending for north korea. there's no they will get the thought of. there's nothing for them to do and they will need fast food restaurants. the be working at fast food restaurants. i can see kim with the baggies on his hands at the aaa filling up your burrito. they don't have skills. it's good news for them because

there's a disaster looming. greg: i'm optimistic. i believe it's a win-win situation. they need us and we like them to disarm. trump is the first guy as a salesman from queens to approach this idea and say, why don't we sit down the guy we hate? he did that when he was a developer in queens. he has met with worse people. [applause] >> no, yeah, that's true. we'll see what happens. what is the harm that can be follows? it can get worse. i like the fact that they go hard on negotiating the burger place. we will give you panini's. that is the red line. [laughter] all right, take it easy. greg: i hate panini's. i absolutely hate them.

>> it's a crushed sandwich. greg: it is. i don't like it at all. tires, i feel good about what is happening. tyrus: you probably would feel good about this, greg, because you are probably in on it. you and trump with your secret burger stands all over north korea, john lemmon is getting fired up now. he is putting his own burger businesses and it will be not trump burgers and it will be all over north korea and asia and a golf course in there and more scandal. greg: russians will be investing. tyrus: and they happen to meet with him two days before the senate and they have the yellow tea with the arched burger plan and why wait, let's drop it now. he is investing in a burger stuff and he has trump burgers all over the world starting in north korea which the president is not allowed to open a new business is breaking the rules so will need a special counsel. let's get this going. sorry, don.

greg: impeachment. >> i was been assayed in play the rest of the clip because it's a beautiful letter and very important letter. tyrus: but it was a nice hallmark paper like that soft stuff probably musical. it's probably amazing cards so the content is irrelevant. it's a thought that the fact that it was real soft. >> should i open it now or later? let me get on the plane. greg: it's a glitter card. all right, coming up, will the moon be our 51st state. it'

greg: is he over the moon about the moon? amazon ceo, jeff bezos, is that his running? laid out a plan to use the space venture to set up a moon base. his long game is to pave the way for millions of people to work in space at this as his place.

i added that. he says thanks to isis deposits that we mind for everything from oxygen to rocket fuel we could eventually relocate some of earth's industrial activities there and adds a quote, it will start to be easier to do a lot of the things that we currently do on earth in space and it will make this planet better. really? until trump gets up there and build the moon lago. at the very least the moon will need a good romo. >> we had not been back to the moon since 1972 and asked if we ever went in the first place but in 2418 the moon will be awesome. someone has to go first. pony up to space, cowboy. you will get unlimited access. pack everything, nowhere, don't care. with 60% of earth's gravity you

will experience weightlessness. plus, with no atmosphere to block the sun you get a better base then -- don't think about it anymore, sign up today. [cheering and applause] greg: rob, let's face it that this is about war. you got a great vantage point to launch stuff that countries you don't like. >> that sounds great. greg: i know. >> i thought it be more of an amazon thing that you would go to the moon and see other planets you might like but -- it's a fulfillment center. greg: that's what it is that you know a month after people will be the moon that have a specific human culture and they don't want new moon comers and in other people on the moon will say we are all immigrants here on the moon and it will happen in a month. greg: don't culturally

appropriate the moon by touching iraq. when billionaires get rich they turn into lex luther. jeff bezos made his money polishing his dome and he probably has a kat he pets and now we want the moon. >> they all have these ambitions. elon musk is trying to go to mars, who is the other one? branson is trying to do a spaceship. yeah, they're all evil. greg: you hangovers month. any other thoughts about the moon? no? >> you know, it's up there right now and it's waiting for us. i don't want to go. [laughter] i have a hard enough time here. [laughter] but you guys go and have fun. greg: tyrus, when you go to the moon? tyrus: i'd love to but that whole no air thing -- no, i'm not going.

how long is the delivery on that? will that affect my prime membership? my favorite godzilla artifact was built on the moon -- this all sounds great and it'she stuff -- i think this is something they do to hide money or pay less taxes because like -- terrible donations to build bridges on the moon and how much do you need for that? 10 billion. okay, cool, put me down. how miserable is that guy? we never went back we got up there, looked around and said this place sucked, damn, and never went back. greg: that's like when you go to mexico. but the moon, there's a lot to be there. why go to the moon when you have texas? there is so much space in texas. [cheering and applause] texas is our moon. i think. it has space. kat: i have no desire to go to

the moon. i have a very hard time getting myself to even leave my apartment at all. plus, the moon sucks. jeff bezos knows it and that's why he's trying to sell it so hard. there's nothing to do on the moon. the only people that are going to go will be space nerds so the whole thing will be full of spacers and i don't to be there when there is nothing to do and no one but space birds to do nothing with. sound like the worst idea ever. greg: you don't like spacers. kat: i sure don't, greg. greg: that's a neat candy to sell on the moon. space nerds. >> i'll tell you one thing. there are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand. then there are grains of sand. tyrus: and craters in the moon you won't see these folks at the post office

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mike: we are getting a new look inside president trump's legal strategy in the russia investigation, a letter written by the president's attorney to robert mueller pushing back on the special counsel's request for a one-on-one interview. i'm mike emmanuel. this is the fox report. the letter dated january 29, shows the president's attorneys questioning whether mueller truly needs to sit down with the president. especially in light of the vast number of documents handed over by the transition team and the white house. the letter also argues the president did not obstruct justice in the cases of michael flynn and james comey. the president's attorneys write, quote, it remains our position that the president's actions here by virtue of his position as the chief law enforcement