discuss spys in the trump campaign, the fbi, the cia, mueller, comey, and the effort to impeach our president. don't miss it. >> eric: that does it for us. >> arthel: i've had a couple meals with the president and i will say, before he was president, not a fan of vegetables. i've tried to point this out that maybe he should add that to his diet. >> that's cnn, folks. pla diet. greg: that is cnn, folks. [cheering and [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: i ampp outraged out, tweets here, c-words there, even the flying non flying nun got i. i'm not kidding. the flying nun i is throwing the c-word around on twitter like a nasty little frisbee.

what is happening to america? what is happening to people what didap we learn this week. we used to learn what cost you your job is something you did behind a tree at the company picnic. if you're laughing, you know. now it's twitter, the one stop career liquidator. all it takes is one idiotic statement and you disappear faster than a twinkie in michael moore's lap. where would i be without michael moore's lap? i'd be out of jokes. as the online world encourages mob action over forgiveness, companies need to protect themselves. twitter has become a global human resource as the population combined as a moral force to decide who stays and who goes. let's notot forget on twitter te world's bathroom wall, allen all endescriptionenscriptions perma.

every company has the right to fire you over words. freedom of speech without consequences only exists against the government. this week the offenses weren't only on twitter or by roseanne. two women said bad things, one apologized and lost her job and one apologized and kept her job. that's life. but let's be clear. i accept all apologies. if you're sorry, i accept it. i say this knowing that this favor may never be returned to me. there are organizations devoted to catching me screw up. it's true. it's true. but i will forgive all even if they would end me with glee. let's do this exercise. if i had said what samantha bee said about the daughter of a president, how long would i last?n i'd be frog marched into a vat of truck driver's back sweat.

[ laughter ] >> i would have requested that, actually. but as righties experienced boycotts, lefties get awards. so it's not just about the offense, really. it's about the tribe and one tribe is less forgiving than the other. i'm willing to forgive blunders. i don't think there's reciprocityr there at the left and why is that? well, t crawt hammer said it first. youhink they're stupid, they think you're evil. the conservative believes a liberal is mistaken, a liberal believes a conservative is immoral. the behaviorard a righty is excused. if someone is evil, you can do anything to them, you can mick c a beheading, you can wish death on americans just for fun. we knew bea would survive -- bee would survive. we knew she was safe. in the this landscape, the liberal joker's heart is always

in the right place. after all, ivanka had it coming, she's a mom and her dad is evil. if one group sees you as evil, what stops others from moving beyond speech. i bet all major violence, the mass killing variety, didn't start with i disagree with you. no, it was you're evil and we must stop you. now, trump's triggered some seriously angry people, kathy griffin, the decapitator in chief. she still sees herself as the victim. there's tom arnold, sad case. chelsea handler, what happened. kimmel, ow oberman is back, robt deandeniro who threatened to puh the president and now even the flying nun.

[ laughter ] >> it breaks my heart. i love sally field. but these people are so broken by trump that they no longer see you as human but as a problem. i guess after the obama era, all this losing is unknown territory. we're watching a national tantrum for spoil brats. so what do you do if political adadversaries want you ruined? if they constantly demand scalps, shouldn't we do the same as a mutually assured career destruction? is that the only way to get everyone to stop the outrage crusade, to see that it goes both ways? i don't know. that is not me and it shouldn't be you either. [ cheering and applause ] hey, let's welcome tonight's guest. he's got more good humor than the ice cream man, rob long,.

[ cheering and applause ] >> don't talk to him without a nurse. he'll put you in stitches, writerring andnd comedian david angelo. [ cheering and applause ] >> she drinks her own tears to stay hydrated, reporter cat times. [ cheering and applause ] >> and he stole his pinky ring usfrom saturn, former wwe superstar and my massive side kick, tyrus. [ cheering and applause ] >> you were aid big-time hollywd producer, cheers, that jim -- what's the other show? >> a recent cancellation. i've been there. >> you were canceled but you did nothing racist. >> no, no, we just didn't hold our audience. that's what we did. by the way, great contemporary reference with the flying nun. if you're under 80 years old, that was a show on 50 years ago. half a century ago. >> did you see her tweet?

i did, i did. >> sally field used the c-word to pile on ivanka. everyone was trying to out-gross each other. >> they were trying to act like it's not a big deal or to pile on. it's slightly different. the tweet and -- roseanne's tweet and samantha bee's statement are different. >> i agree. >> what can you do? if you run abc, you know you're going to have trouble with your advertisers. you can't just ignore that. this is a half a billion dollar business that she torched. the real question is why did they not take her phone away. every other star of a tv show, every other star of a movie had to go through something -- you had to get a physician i l call, you had to -- physical. you had to get insurance. if you can't be insured, you won't get the job. >> that's a good point. what depressed me was not that ssroseanne got in trouble. i like the idea of the show itself. it was kind of sloppy.

i like the fact they presented civil discourse that was missing. i was hopeful. and the person who presents the civil discourse then goes ahead and shoots it in the head. i mean, she actually creates thisur thing. it was i maybe the world will change and then she's tweets this thing and it all goes away. >> it was kind of depressing. it was nice to see a character on tv who wasn't an open communist. we had fun for a few months. [ laughter ] >> but now we go back to it. it's tough now. athey're going to put the freee on those types of things, i feel like. it's going to be pilot season. my agent told me that. make sure m the pilot's out befe you put your head in the oven. [ laughter ] >> the advice i got. [ laughter ] >> that's the advice you got, huh? >> that was it. that conversation happened. >> do you buy, kathy, the ambien

excuse. everybody knows somebody who has had an experience with ambien. but that was rosea's excuse. do you buy that? >> i do not buy that. i don't think ambien makes you racist. i think what she said was unacceptable. i don't understand why she would think it was worth it. the best thing about twitter is not only do you not get paid for your tweets, but you can also get fired for them. >> there's no upside. >> there's no upside. i don't know why any of us are on this app whatsoever. i say this as someone who does literally nothing else. i don't know. i think -- [ laughter ] t's sad. >> it's very sad. >> we're all very sad. what david? >> i think twitter's pretty interesting. it's good. before twitter i was struggling in obscure at this. after twitter, now tens of thousands of people know that i'm struggling. [ laughter ] >> it is good for that.

[ laughter ] > [ cheering and applause ] >> that was for free. >> you should save your jokes for the show. tyrus, what about bee? nobody expected samantha bee to be fired because it was planned. >> i think itr was planned. >> the audience loved it. they all cheered when she did it. do you think it's different? >> the conversation's different. i think she gets -- it was recorded, edited, watched before, and they were real excited about it. so it was a pretated hit. -- premeditated hit. there was backlash. there was a picture of her holding a child which i think is [bleep]. it's because the sponsors were like we're not good with that andon it's okay i guess because she gotld a pass.

here's where it gets weird. she got away with that because i think she was a woman. because if i would have said that on this show and you guys would have let it run, you guys would have been-and greg's like i'm sorry. i can't talk to you anymore. >> greg: i would drop you like a hot potato. >> he would bash me and show bad videos of me and talk about he never liked me and he was scared every day to come to work and i was a bully. >> greg: you know me so well. >> he would have buried me. >> greg: i would have buried him so quickly. >> if a man would have said that on the same type of show, he wouldn't be around anymore. it's a definite double standard. the other thing i think is on us, and one of the things that was funny was the president was upset about apologies. that had me laughing. like mr. president, bruh, you don't apologize. when your staffer said that stuff about john mccain, no.

even though it was wrong, we don't apologize over here. that's something that the trump presidency and the new trump republicans, we don'tgize for nothing. for him to be like, you need too apologize. come on, man, he's got to be joking around. [ laughter ] >> the right don't apologize. we keep going. the left fire each other and ruin each other's lives and look to us to do the same thing and we're like that nah, we're not g that stuff. >> greg: i see the outrage cycle moving so fast. this gets the spotlight, the crowd,d, the instant outrage. the company that you work forgoes holy crap, this place is going up in smoke because they're watching twitter and then they don't want permanent damage so you're gone. >> one of the things i was offended by is the main diss stream coverage -- mainstream coverage was her voice was the voice of the redai state. her character was. i loved conan the bar bearan.

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>> greg: in case you missed it, it's all donald trump's fault, everything. something bad, he's the reason. climate change, his fault. asteroids, his fault. earthquakes, those faults are his fault. a little word play for saturday night. you don't get that on water's world. every bad thing ever -- i love jessie. everything bad ever is on the head of d this evil orange monsr from hell. [ laughter ] >> greg: especially if you're the media. take these images of immigrant children sleeping in cages, journalists, politicians, obama, black, they all blame trump. turns out the pictures are four years old when obama was in charge. this photo, an all baby seat

immigration detention bus, also blamed on trump, it was called a prison bus for babies by an anchor, a prison bus for babies. how could anyone say that with a straight face and believe it? a journalist. i mean, who would make a prison bus for babies? it's the craziest thing i've ever heard. a prison bus for babies. butt you'll believe anything if you hate trump. even though this photo was also from obama's era and no, it wasn't a prison bus for babies. you expect the media to check the date on a photo. it's their job to check facts. it's almost as though they need some kind of help. >> look att this. immigrant children sleeping in cages on the floor. how about this? a prison bus just for babies. if this doesn't prove howieville donald trump is, nothing will.

>> well, i just looked it up and that cage photo is from 2014. and t that bus is for a field rotrip. it's from april, 2016. >> i was about to tweet this to the public. >> sounds like you need a veriscope. >> it w helps you see things clearly for what they are, without an agenda. tell me if you see any news value in those pictures. >> w that's a soldier getting rowdy during fleet week. it's trump's fault. >> try this one. >> that's a woman upset about the current political climate. i can tell because she's not smiling. >> that's mona lisa. how about this. >> that's the day trump was l elected. >> it's 1993. last one. >> that's a monster attacking japan. trump is tear triesin -- terrorg foreign countries. >> that's god sil godzilla.

you do qualify for a veriscope. >> does it have special powers? it's a giant magnifying glass. ever since i started using this, i approach everything with more honesty. how's it going? >> seeing your stupid face is the worst part of your day. >> it helps you verify facts before you tweet something stupid. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: first off, david, this is the best walking around the corner into a hallway look, the best. >> he's known in the industry, a specialty move. >> greg: this bothers you. i've seen you on twitter, not as much anymore. but whenou there's a false story you get very upset. >> the news media is awful.

we all used to know that. five years ago you would be like cnn us terrible and everyone would be like yeah, yeah, we know it. now you're like cnn is terrible and because trump hates them we'll all be like no, they're great. uphold the first amendment and all this stuff. have you seen don lemon's show? that's not journalism. his entire show is people, an expert panel explaining wha happened on anderson cooper. [ laughter ] >> greg: it'sap true. that is so true. >> you're in trouble now. [ laughter ] >> greg: cat, isn't it easier to blamere trump for everything. i'm sure some of your disappointments in life you could trace to trump. >> i'm going to start doing this. this wholele thing when i get upset with myself for bad choices is becoming exhausting. this whole thing when i apologize when i do something

wrong, i'm not doing that anymore. next time i do something wrong i'll blame it on trump and i know a huge segment of the population will believe m without checking. i'm never going to say hey, like sorry i, vaped on your baby on accident, you know, for example. i'll just say that trump made me do it and the next thing you know i'll be some sort of victim. >> greg: i vaped on your baby. >>cc sometimes they come out of nowhere. >> greg: the bay by -- the babies come at you. there's so many examples of when an entire opinion shifts when you introduce one variable like prison reform. prison reform, trump is for that.s liberals weren't because trump is for it. it's weird. >> was the question -- the question was weird. >> greg: i never ask questions. >> you asked me the question, it's weird because it's not about black people and sports. >> greg: boo. wow.

>> i'm the leading official on dennis rodman and whoop by goldberg. i don't know,w, man. this is what if you listen to that, to the people, these are the same people that when obama was in, everybody that happened to them was obama's fault. there's a certain sect of people that everything in life is not their faults. they usually lead with statements like you made me upset, it's because of you that i'm screaming loud and not going to bed at a decent time and always making our relationship difficult, it's you. so iou don't know if anyone knos anybody like that but i've come across a few people. it's not necessarily donald trump. he's just convenient now. he's the new munson. i got trumped out in the middle of know where. know -- nowhere. he's the easy guy to blame. if he hears you, chances are he'll fight back so you get your

audience. >> greg: trump is like the weather. you walk outside and --. i don't know i if you do that. trump also takes credit for everything. >> he says only i can fix it. i alone can do this. in a way it's the perfect relationship with him and the media. they get the president they desperately deserve and they're getting it good and hard. >> greg: very good point. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: solution for cable news, they have to get rid of the lower third that say republican political consultant or democratic strategist. just ged rite o get rid of it ai hate trump. that's basically what it is. most of america is like let's see what happens. but the other side is i can't stand him. thank godod that never happens n the five.

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reaction to president trump's 2016 win. i'm guessing it wasn't this. t>> woohoo! [ laughter ] >> greg: that is every brother-in-law. no, president obama questioned himself and america, quote, what if we were wrong, maybe we pushed too far, maybe people want to fall back into their tribe. this new book was written by ben rhodes.. hbo caught hims on the night tht hillary lost. >.>> i can -- i mean, i -- i can't -- i can't put it into words. i don't know what the words are. >> greg: i could watch that forever. you know what?

it needs music. >> i mean, i -- i can't -- i can't put it into words. i don't know what the words are. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: my favorite part of this upcoming book is when ben rhodes says that obama tried to cheer him up by sending him this message, saying, quote, there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on the earth. that was from obama. but isn't that something someone in the drama club would use as a motto beneath the yearbook photo or maybe it's a tag line on a diamond ring commercial. but it wasn't. it was the president. there you go. all the evidence you could ever need on the difference between obama and trump. obama says there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand

on the earth. trump says this. >> the invasion of iraq -- >> wrong. >> that is absolutely -- >> wrong. >> proves over and over again. >> wrong. >> you will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. they're sneaky, dirty rats. >> greg: grains of sand, my. what do you make of this? did you like that video? >> he reminds me of every 15-year-old that's ever been caught in the bathroom,. [ laughter ] >> i, uh, there's no words. i mean, obviously he's hurt. i get it. i mean -- but i mean, damn, i don't think hillary was that hurt. i mean, he must have invested a lot of his own money in that campaign. >> greg: he probably already

picked out the drapes. >> that's probably like the 400th person that texted obama whining. i'm sure at that point he's like there's more stars in the sky than grains of sand, you know. because i mean, when people text me, my girl left me, i'm like six of one, half a dozen of the others, good night, bro. >> greg: it seemed like the end of the world. it's like they woke up in a lab and the world has changed beyond their own comprehension. >> that's what they're acting like. i love that he took the time and effort to write in a new book that heti was shocked and had a hard time with president trump winning the election. because how else would we know that an obama advisor had a tough time with trump winning the election. all these hillary supporters seem to s be han handling is so.

were the other chapters like water is wet and like it gets dark outside in the nighttime. [ laughter ] learng: are they going to for the midterms? are they just a mess? >> no. maybe we were wrong. i mean, these people do not think they were wrong. they think we were wrong. they think you were wrong. they think a lot of people -- they don't think they were wrong. they thinkro they didn't yell ld enough. it's like talking to some foreigner, if i speak louder maybe they'll understand me. next time, just louder, more loud. look, the truth is the generic ballot is tightening up in the midterms. what looked like a disaster for the s republicans may not be a disaster. i would hate to see ben rhodes that day, that wednesday morning. that is not going to be -- you need to prepare for it now. you need to lay in the wellbutrin. >> if he's in the political game

after i that, he's an addict, he likes feeling that way. how manyy times you get your heart broke before you move on? get out of the game. >> greg: ellast word? thoughts? >> look, i knew trump would win because it was kind of obvious. he was selling out stadiums. no one really liked -- [ cheering and applause ] >> ititus was like -- i was liki think he's going to win. so then there's all these people who were like supposed to be so smart and they're like -- it's like you didn't think he would get the nomination. you didn't think he would win the election. then you think he's the russian's top spy. [ laughter ] >>eou it's like i have an altere theory. maybe you're just dumb. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: i think i'm included in that audience of dumb. i think 99% of like -- i said this on the five. i think i only knew three people

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-- chirping away like that. they're not quitting each other and there's signs of progress. the north koreans hand-delivered a letter to trump. who doesn't love a letter. i would love to see what's in the letter. >> oh, would you like to see what's in that letter. how much? how much. >> greg: how much? how much. north korea's number two guy hand-delivers a letter and stays for two hours. that's a good sign. a new u.s. intelligence report says north korea could be open to having a western burger joint open in pyongyang to show goodwill. that sounds like something to poke fun of. after all, the president loves fast food. this is significant and here is why. in 1990 the very first mcdonald's opened in the soviet union. they had never seen anything like it. the line to get in wrapped around the block, just to get a taste of a capitalist burger. one year later, the soviet union dissolved. it was two all beef patties that

killed communism. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: i could end there. so north korea's open to sticking a burger stand in the heart of the capital, that is progress. try the new high speed drive-through idea. >> two sweet teas, please. put that on debit. thank you. >> have a great day. >> thanks. [ laughter ] >> greg: doesn't work out too well. is this a genuine olive branch or is this just some kind of thing? >> i don't understand how a burger place is an olive branch to any of us. i bet none of us are going to eat there. >> greg: i am. >> president trump wouldn't eat there. he if it was mcdonald's he would. i wouldn't eat there. i don't understand. it's kind of offensive to me to suggest we could be bought so easily. we eat burgers too just like you

eat burgers, let's have peace. that doesn't make sense to he me. i don't care if they eat burgers. i just want them to not have nukes. >> greg: there's nothing t bettr than nuking a burger. i put those two things together. i truly am a comedic wonder. >> that's why you're on ad supported cable. this is a weird thing. you lookwo at kim, you think mae not a burger place, maybe a salad place. there's no happy ending for north korea. there's no way they're going to get out -- there's nothing for them to do. they are going to need -- they're going to be working in fast food restaurants. i can see kim wit at the chipote making burritos. this is good news for them. >> greg: i'm opted miss

particular. i believe -- optimistic. i believe it's a win-win situation. they need us. we would like them to disarm. i think that trump is the first guy as a salesman from queens to actually approach this idea and say why don't we sit down with e guy we hate. he does that when he was a developer in queens, he met with worse people. >> that's true. we'll see what happens. iat mean, what's the harm that n be fall us. i can't get any worse. hi like the idea that they go hard on the negotiating the burger place. [ laughter ] >> we'll give you paninis. that's the red line. [ laughter ] >>ia that it easy. >> greg: i hate paninis. i absolutely hate them. >> it's a crushed sandwich. >> greg: i don't like it at all. i feel good about what's happening. >> you probably would feel good about this, greg.

because you're probably in on it. >> greg: yes. >> you andnd don trump with your secret burger stands all over north korea. i can see don lemon's getting fired up now in his panel. he's putting his own burger businesses, it's going to be not trump burgers. it's going to be all over north korea, probably be a golf course, more scandal. >> greg: russians will invest. >> who just happen to meet with him thee day before to set up where they're goes to have the yellowe tea that is in the burgr plan. this is the whole thing. why wait?t's drive it now. he's investing in burger stuff and he's going to have trump burgers all overp the world, starting in north korea, which the president's not allowed to open a new business. so he's breaking the rules again. we need another special council, let's get this going. sorry, don, sorry, don, you know. >> greg: impeachment. >> you didn't play theest of the clip. he talks about it was a great

letter, it's a beautiful letter, a very important letter, i haven't read it. >> but it was really nice hallmark paper. it was soft stuff, probably musical when you open it up. it's probably a amazing card. 'sthe contents are irrelevant. it's the thought and it was like a velvet, real soft. >> they said why haven't you read it? i was like i didn't want to read it with the guy there. >> greg: what if it was a glitter card when he opened it up. coming up, will the moon be our 51st state? it's the question special report refused to ask. moon be our 51st state. it' sometimes, bipolar i disorder can make you feel unstoppable. but mania, such as unusual changes in your mood, activity or energy levels, can leave you on shaky ground.

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>> greg: is he over the moon about the moon? amazon's ceo, jeff bezos, if that's his real name, recently laid out a plan to use his space venture to set up a moon base. the long p game, to pave the way for millions of people to work in a space as his slaves. i added that. he said thanks to deposits that could be mined for oxygen to rocket fuel, we could relocate industrial activity there.

he adds it will start to be easier to do a lot of things we currently do on earth in space and it wille the planet better. really? until trump gets up there and buildsel a moon-a-lago. they could use a good promo. >> we haven't been to the moon in 1972, that's if we ever went o.in the first place. but life on the moon is awesome. that would mean someone has to go first. pony up, space cowboy. ceyou'll get unlimited access to -- >> a wast wasteland of zero breatheable oxygen. >> pack everything. no air? don't care. there are perks like -- >> instant weight loss and long-term loss of bone density. >> plus, you'll get a better

base than -- >> george hamilton. >> sign up today. don't think about it anymore. all sales are final. too late, you're definitely going. thanks, bye. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: where do i sign up? rob, this is all about war. seize the r moon. you've got a great vantage point to launch stuff at countries you don't like. >> that actually sounds really great. i thought it would be like an amazon thing where you go to the moon and you see things like other planets you might like. >> it's a fulfillment. that's what it is.s it's a fulfillment center. >> a month after people are on the moon, they will talk about we have a very specific moon culture, you don't want a lot of new moon-comers here and other people on the moon will say we're all immigrants on the moon, ima want to make that cle. it's going to happen in a month. >> greg: don't touch our rocks. when billionaires get rich, they

turn into lex luther. bezos made his money, he probably has a cat that he pets. now he wants the moon. >> they all have these ambitions. elon musk is trying to go to mars. who is the other one? branson's trying to do a space ship. >> greg: gay, they'r-- yeah, thl evil. >> i guess that's -- >> greg: you have no response. any other thoughts about the moon before i move on? no? >> it's up there right now. [ laughter ] >> it's waiting for us. i think we should -- i don't want to go. i have a hard enough time here. you know what i mean? but you guys go. have fun. >> greg: tyrus would you go to the moon? >> i would love to. but that whole no air thing, no, i'm not going. if they have amazon on the moon, how long is delivery on that? is that going to affect my prime

membership? my favorite godzilla artifact is built on the moon? this sounds great. this is stuff i guess you can -- this is something they do to like hide money or pay less taxes. i'm sure it's -- >> greg: it's thes cayman islands. >> a charitable donation to build bridges on the moon. how much did you use for that, sir? $10 billion. look how miserable that guy is that went to the moon, we never went back. weuy went there for a reason. this place sucks, we never went back. >> greg: you go to mexico, you're like i'm going to go back. you go to moon, and there's nothing to do there. why go to the moon when you have texas. there's so much space in texas. texas is our moon, i think. it's's got a lot of space. >> i have no desire to go to the moon. i have a very hard time getting myself to even leave my apartment at all.

>> greg: that's true. >> plus, like the moon sucks. >> greg: does it? >> bezos knows it. that's why he's trying to sell it so hard. yo know it. i know it. there's nothing to do on the moon. the only people that t will go will be space nerds. the whole thing will be full of space nerds. i don't want to do there in a place where there's nothing to do and nobody but space nerds to do nothing with. sounds like the worst idea ever. >> greg: you don't like space nerds. >> i sure don't, greg. >> greg: that would bee a need candy to sell on the moon, space nerds. >> this is somethings you can trust. there's more stars in the sky than there are grains of sand. >> and craters on the moon. >> greg: don't go anywhere. more stuff after this.

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>> we are out of time. we thank to rob, david, katherine, tyrus and sally. our studio audience. i love you america. >> president trump's attorney throwing down the gauntlet against special counsel mueller says any attempt to subpoena the president will ignite a new battle in court. i'm rick leventhal. this is the fox report. rudy giuliani and president trump slam the leaking of a memo the president's legal team sent to special counsel back in january. that letter strongly pushes back on mueller's request for a sit-down with the president. mr. giuliani saying that he and fellow trump lawyer may advise the president to refuse an interview. >> there's got to be a high bar they have to reach in terms of convincing us that they are fair, convincing us that we're going to get the things we need. jay