that's it for us tonight. the show that is the sworn enemy of of lying, pomposity, smugness and group think. w that is the sy of of lying, pomposity, smugness and group think. >> sean: this is an amazing news night. stay with us. welcome to "hannity." 18 months and counting. we are still waiting for that inspector general's report on how the fbi and doj mishandled the 2016 clinton server investigation. tonight parts of that ig report were leaked. not looking good for james comey, andrew mccabe or loretta lynch. we have new information. breaks surrounding mueller's run away witch hunt. he is demanding that all witnesses turn over their phones to his merry band of hillary

supporters and trump hating sycophants. will they be allowed to bust interesting thought, i doubt it. >> sean: this is an amazing news you how the president responded and the president shining a light on criminal justice reform in the wake of his latest clemency grant. and bill clinton still under fire for his disastrous book tour. slick willie is no longer getting a pass from his friends and the democratic party. and amazing economic statistics from 105 days of donald trump. a busy news day in tonight's

important opening monologue. abc news reporting that horowit agenda james comey, andrew mccabe and loretta lynch. examining how they mishandled the 2016 criminal case to hillary clinton. we were right and your media was wrong. james comey cleared hillary clinton of all charges but not before many misdeeds surrounding the investigation. one source told abc that the draft report uses the words insubordinate to describe comey's behavior. none of this is surprising. the mccabe report came out and then the criminal referral. we know about loretta lynch's tarmac meeting with bill clinton

before she helped clear his wife of all of these charges. we know about mccabe's democratic ties and lying. hillary clinton did commit felonies. she obstructed justice. that's indisputable at this point. andrew mccabe is now requesting immunity from the u.s. senate in exchange against his former boss james comey. the full report should have been released by now. frankly, if it's released between now and next wednesday -- the summit on tuesday of next week -- that mean they are trying to bury this on a summer weekend so it doesn't get if they release it early next week, they're totally trying to bury this in the all important summit in the sing moore. americans deserve justice in form ever criminal referials

for everyone we mentioned mr. obstruction of congress. rod rosenstein, he's had the report for two weeks. i can only imagine what he wanted redacted. catherine herridge has the report about peter strzok, the agent demoted after the anti- trump rant became available. he was tubly the lead investigators in the clinton case. he hated trump and then he moved on to the russia, so called russia coalition case and put on mueller's witch hunt team. he played a lead real in everything including clearing hillary clinton of charges, crimes we know she committed and tapped to investigate donald trump. one more reason the inspector general's report should have been released by now. the mueller witch hunt turns

on the special counsel, they are demanding that witnesses turn in the phones, so team mueller and his pit bull get to review all of the electronic information even text on incrypted app leak what's app or signals. maybe mueller's witnesses. if i advise them to delete the e-mails and acid wash them and bash them to a hammer and remove the simcards and take the pieces over to robert mueller. hillary clinton this is equal justice under the law. how would that happen? the result would not be the same as hillaries. the deputy ag, rod rosenstein

responded to growing calls for his recusal. and stating he would recuse himself if deemed appropriate and recommended that he signed off on the firing. he signed off on the final fisa warrant on the dossier, and given that rosenstein is overseeing the investigation of being key witness, i think it is deemed appropriate a long time ago. and former city mayor rudy guiliani, trump attorney had strong words for the unending phishing exhibition of you the american people. >> they are 13 democrats that make up the muler team that are trying to hard to frame him and get him in trouble.

they may not realize they are doing it. but they can't emotional come to grips with the fact that the russian collusion didn't happen. they are trying to invent theories of obstruction of justice. the president has the right to fire the f.b.i. director. the president should have fired the f.b.i. corrector. he was a terrible one. >> sean: even comey said he had a right. there are rampant conspiracy theories of the first lady. so much for the conspiracy theories. >> i would like to sort of maybe say and pay i have a list. we have to start with our great first lady, melania. thank you, melania.

she's feeling great. [applause] she went through a rough patch and she's doing great and she's done a fantastic job as first lady and people love you, thank you, honey. >> sean: her approval ratings are higher than the president. and he wrote that the "fake news" has so unfair and vicious to my wife, melania during her recover from sturjry. near death facelift or leaving me from the white house and to virginia and, to abuse all fake, she's doing really well. to kim kardashian, she visited the oval ofls. and in one case victim offing

alice marie johnson, a grandmother sentenced to life in prison for a nonviolent drug sentence. the president commuted the sentence for mrs. johnson. kim kardashian so thankful to donald trump, jared kushner, and important moment to alice johnson. her communicatation is inspirerational and gives hope to so many others who are also deserving of a second chance. that is criminal reform that the president vowed to tackle. this is a two tiered justice stretches wide and far. and equal justice under the law. equal application under the laws. we do wish miss johnson the

best. and speaking of which, former president bill clinton, back in the spotlight, finally facing back lash from the mainstream media over the sexual misconduct. the democrats protected the clintons all throughout the last presidential campaign. november 9th, the day after hillary clinton lost. >> do you feel more responsibility? >> no, i felt terrible thing and i came to grips with it. >> you ever apology. >> not yet. no one believes i got out for free. i left the white house $16 million in debt. but typically have ignore

gaping and you don't know the facts. >> you feel you owe her an apology. >> i do. i never talked to her. i did say publicy on more than one occasion i was sorry. i dealt with it 20 years ago or plus and the american people stayed with me and i tried to do a good job since then with my life and my work. that's all i have to say to you. >> sean: bill clinton trashed nbc news forking and the tough questions. the final they should have asked in 2016. >> the former president bill clinton expressing regrets about monica lewinsky and making false allegations. >> the former president said the interview was not his finest hour. and another public apology for

his behavior in the monica lewinsky. and took issue with the questions we asked. >> i think the tape speaks for itself. you did not ask if he apologized. >> sean: the media is 30 years too late. they gave bill clinton a pass until his wife lost the election. right here on hannity we called out his sexual assault before the me too movement. >> you described a seen he was biting on her lip and when it was all over, he was leaving and said you better push ice on that. >> and it was a terrible ordeal for me and no one should be subjected to it. he assaulted you. he touched and grabbed and

fondled and kissed you against your will. >> that is not one woman. but many. >> many of us. >> next thing he did. sat down and pulled down his pants and everything and exposed and i said, i am not that kind of girl and i need to get back to my desk. >> sean: the interview was one of the hardest i ever did here in fox. one more example proving that we will never be the mainstream media and we care about the american people and we cover the stories they refuse to. they are agenda driven. and finally tonight finishing with another piece of economic news. the first time since the staff started recording, the united states has more jobs today than jobless claims. get that.

we want more jobs available than people in the unemployment lines. there are record low unemployment for women and hispanic americans. this was the obama administration. i guarantee you chris matthews would have thrills up and down his leg. nonstop 24- 7. this president promised you jobs and jobs and more jobs and he is delivering. joining us with reaction is the former u.s. attorney for the district of colombia and that is joe degenniva. starting with the ig report. 18 months later, we did have a good result in the case of mccade where there was a criminal referral and now rod rosenstein and the doj have had the report for now two weeks. why is my suspicion that the same by obstructing congress and not handing over the

documents to do the constitutional oversight. why do i not changes that they want changes to protect themselves? >> the reason is simple, sean. rod rosenstein is a careerist and believes in the institution of the doj to the exclusion of fault. they are removed as much embarrassing information about the bureau as possible. unfortunately it will delay the release of the report and perhaps put it out in the singapore summit. this conduct by rosenstein and the people responsible for the delay is reprehensible. but it is of a pattern. what they want to do, they want to hurt the president. he wants to prevent truthful

information release to deny transparency to the american people and protect the career people inside of the department of justice and f.b.i. what happened in the campaign and what happened in the hillary clinton e-mail server is a national disgrace. and rosenstein should be in the forefront of releasing that information and instead he is trying to hide it. >> sean: it is not michael horowitz to decide the release date. if it is released now through next week with the historic summit taking place in singapore and kim jong-un and donald trump are they burying it in the weekend or historic summit. >> there is no question of the intent. the reason it is delayed is also to allow the leaks which you saw the partial leak of

the description of comey's insubord naegz. he was more than that. he subverted the department much justice in the core function even though loretta lynch was compromised there sat sally yates with all of her flaws to easily sdrien what happened and decided this case on behalf of the attorney general. what is happening now, they are delaying purposely to prevent timely disclosure. >> sean: you are convinced they will try to bury this. and the person who does this is not the inspector general? >> no, it is rod rosenstein. the deputy inspector general releases the congress and it is controlled by the attorney general and inspector general. and they have the right to make changes for national security. >> sean: two weeks worth of

alterations? >> the f.b.i. director assigned more people to respond more quickly. >> sean: let me talk about what has come out in addition to the insubordination case. if we know the facts in this case. it is indisputable or incontrovertible. hillary violated the information and put it on a private server and lied about it. and as i said now that robert mueller wants everybody's phones and in case they use what's app or whatever. and he wants all of this information and interestingly he want its and i wonder if everybody who had phones deleting the e-mails and the app and acid wash the phone

and brake it up and take the simcards out. how would that work out for all of the people robert mueller requested from. >> they would be obstructed justice. and subject to prosecution. that was not the way hillary clinton was treated because james comey conducted the immunity and with the permission of the attorney general and sally yates deputy attorney general. you have a double standard and it is visible by the way mueller is conducting the investigation. and the ultimate pressure as opposed to the ultimate no pressure in the hillary clinton investigation. >> sean: what about the larger role? we have only a sampling of strzok text messages and the hatred they have for donald trump and we broke the story

that said no, this is run out of the obama white house and they want the insurance policy. he's the guy that interviewed hillary two days before they exonerated her. they did it in may and july and interviewed flynn and said he didn't lie to the f.b.i. and flew to london and involved in the investigation and robert mueller appointed this guy. when are the charges against him coming? >> i don't think there is any doubt that the inspector general's report will deal with that. it is it impossible to not to. i expect to deal with it. strzok is a serious person in all of this. he would be someone because of the knowledge he has of comey and other activities who may be immunized. but my guess is, there will be criminal referrals from the investigation involving the way the f.b.i. covered up the clinton investigation and

basically as a bunch of dirty cops led by senior dirty cop, james comey through the case. it is most embarrassing situation in the history of the f.b.i. >> sean: there are 30 f.b.i. agents and predict they are heroes in the story and want to tell the story of how corrupt their bosses are. they ever the heroes. sarah carter and greg jarret and also jesse waters and who is going to win tonight and much more. and the safey for "most parallel parallel parking job" goes to...

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highly partisan democrats that makeup the mueller team who are trying very, very hard to frame him. to get him in trouble when he not done anything wrong. they may not realize they are doing it. but they can't emotionally come to grips with the fact that this whole thing of russian collusion did not happen. they are trying to invent theories of obstruction of justice. the president fired the fbi director. the president has a right to fire the fbi director. the president should have fired him. he was a terrible fbi director. >> sean: that's former new york city mayor rudy giuliani saying robert mueller and his team are trying to frame the president. sarah carter, you see that book right there. get your copy now. it comes out next month. don't want to miss it. to the inspector general, what you don't tell, greg jarrett well. i want to ask a question here. is the mayor right? a perjury trap is framing. that's the title of your book. >> sure. i think the mayor borrowed the sub-title of my book. he stole from me. it's a form of flattery. >> sean: ouch! disblnt �-->> the evidence is there was a scheme not to just to clear hillary clinton of copious crimes. >> sean: she committed felonies ll, greg jarrett

well. i want to ask a question here. is the mayor righ and obstructed justice? >> right. how you can explain all of these people did much less of the identical thing that hillary clinton did. they get criminally prosecuted and she doesn't? >> sean: sarah, that's the point here. >> i think he believes it. it is it a form of flattery. >> ouch. why can't you say that. and the evidence is increasingly clear. that is obs as you stated in the monologue. and there is no dispute here. they did much less than what

hillary clinton did. document. the question here: greg jarrett makes the case in that book. these documents that exist. he had a lot more information. that raises the question: will he give into the pressure and bury it on a summer friday or bury it during the summit next week? >> the scales of justice appear to be not balanced. that's what greg jarrett is saying. christian spent a year in prison for something minor and thankfully pardoned by president trump. now we see what is going on with michael horowitz and he being

pushd ed into a corner. he has to give the people in the report the time to do their due diligence and review the report. they have to turn back those addendums to the report. >> sean: doesn't he have the final say? >> absolutely. he has the final say when it's released. he can come back and say this is not a national security risk. i won't redact this. this doesn't expose sources of methods. >> sean: he is the inspector general of the department of justice. it's all in the same family? >> that's right and all eyes on horowitz and this report. he will do the right thing. if he believes when ha he does, he will do what is right here. that april 24th --

>> sean: anything shore of hillary clinton committed felonies or obstructed justice that comey, peter strzok affected the investigation is a failure in my opinion. >> it would be a failure to our justice system. i don't think that's his legacy. >> sean: his name is right. >> it is and there are 400 people working with the inspector general. a lot of investigators. they interviewed a number of fbi agents and people in that report. we will hear comey and loretta lynch. >> sean: the heroes in this and you are talking to some of them will be people in the fbi in the intelligence community that bravely want to come forward and

tell the truth before congress but they have to be subpoenaed first. from my knowledge and my sources, they are already lined up. when this report comes out, they will be subpoenaed and then the story will be told. we will be proven right and the corrupt media proven wrong. i am talking too much sorry. >> i think your point is well taken. all we know is just one aspect of the ig's report that comey was insubordinate. that's a generous attribution to his conduct. the april 18th criminal referral identifying a dozen potential crimes by comey for concealing evidence before a fisa judge. stealing government documents and leaking classified

documents. four instances of lying to congress. the list goes on and on. >> sean: they want their phones. follow hillary clinton's lead. acid watch them and take out the sim-cards and here mr. mueller, i am following hillary clinton's lead. >> they were obstructing justice. the fbi gave immunity to 5 different people clinton people. they got to keep their devices. the devices that the fbi obtained. some they never looked at. the others had nothing on them. >> this is a tactic of mueller. shaking the trees and making people nervous. >> sean: say here, mr. mueller, courtesy of hillary clinton. can't wait for the book.

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[inaudible]. >> sean: a couple of eagles players reacting to president trump's decision to cancel the event. the president was right to cancel the eagles event after most of them accepted originally but only a few were going to show up. 1,000 fans going to washington only to be screwed by the eagles. i never liked the eagles. i still don't. i am sick of the nfl and all of this nonsense. now we are going to hide in the locker room. we will take a knee there. we can't respect the flag that people fought, bled and tied under. the destroy trump media owes the first lady an apology for the vile coverage about her absence. joining us with reaction,

jessica tarlove. cohosts 2 shows "watters world" and "the five." go ahead. >> jessica --. >> sean: i have a bone to pick with you. you are an eagles fan? >> yes. >> sean: they were invited and said yes, the last 24 hours they decided last-minute not to come as a group. maybe three players would show up. 1,000 fellow eagles fans like you. >> i was there. >> sean: you were there. >> i showed up. >> sean: and guess what? they were not there. that speaks volumes to me about your eagles. about how classless that was. they were not thinking of you and your fellow fans of the eagles. >> listen, the eagles blew it. they fumbled it to use the football analogy.

patriotism is more important than politics. i could have played pro ball. >> [laughing]. >> if i had won a championship which i would have and gone to the white house under the obama administration, i would have gone to the obama administration even if they didn't like the president. >> i have not gotten to see anything yet. >> sean: are leading, jessica. >> oh, i am leading. >> sean: the point is simple: they didn't care about the fans. they send the invitation. 1,000 fans and even jesse watters going to d.c. to watch this unfold. they wasted their time and energy and money and the eagles didn't care. i blame the eagles! that's why i am not watching the nfl. >> judging by the parade back in philadelphia, the eagles carry plenty about their fan and have a great relationship with them. some of the biggest die hard

fans like young jesse watters here who went to d.c. to be there to honor them in absentia. the real issue is whether they said yes or not these athletes do not feel like this president is a good icon for the country. he doesn't unit people, he divides them and doesn't acknowledge the fact that the national anthem -- . >> [overlapping talking]. >> i think you are a giants fan and you are being unfair. >> sean: no, i was a jet fan. >> and you are dumping on the eagles? >> sean: not anymore. >> i was the biggest philadelphia flyers fan. i wanted to be bobby clark and hound dog kelley. they would have been there.

>> sean: and you like a guy with no teeth, that's your idol? >> i fell off a roof and busted up my teeth. >> sean: the horrible treatment of melania trump. the heard the vicious comments by all of these people. steven colbert and the list goes on and on. i don't believe this would have happened to michelle obama. >> maybe not to michelle obama but definitely to hillary clinton. >> sean: let's talk about michelle obama. >> they dogged her, her entire career. there was a cnbc reporter that tweeted -- >> i am proud of my country. >> [overlapping talking]. >> sean: do you think this would have happened to michelle obama? >> no. >> [overlapping talking]. >> she would have given up a

head's up going in surgery and kept us updated. melania trump is a private person. i respect that about her. >> sean: what they said was vicious, vile and horrible. she just had an operation. and she had been seen publicly. >> the only thing missing is the media's credibility. think about how good things have to be going in the country for the media to fuss over where melania trump is. isis is missing. report on that. and peter strzok. where is peter strzok? they haven't had a good week, the media. >> sean: you need a good come back jessica? >> i stayed up until 2:30 in the morning to be with you guys. >> sean: for the first time ever

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they want to impeach the president and take back the tax cuts. don't forget with the democrats stand. the rnc has a new ad on the violent gang ms-13. watch this. >> they are all god's children. >> we are talking about ms-13. their motois rape, torture and kill. >> the victim was shot more than 100 times and dismembered and his heart was cut out of his chest and thrown into a grave. >> the two men kidnapped and sexually assaulted and shot a 10-year-old girl. >> sean: not so booed. -- bad. the department of homeland security announcing that border rests exceeded 50,000 for the

third month in a row. dr. sebastian gorka with us the author of the best seller and fox news correspondent geraldo rivera. this is the democratic party. they want to raise tax. they are saying don't tell anybody, we want to impeach the player. but don't say it. maxine waters stop. you heard what nancy pelosi said about ms-13 and they want to keep obamacare. don't you think those will be big issues in the november? >> i think the immigration issue is the hot button issue in november. that will be the one that resonates and separates the parties. i have a cautionary note. i am a republican and i don't want a democratic majority. i think they will endeavor to impeach this president, our friend who is doing a terrific job. here's my cautionary note.

when you use words like animal you have to be careful you are referring to the people who are animals and savages. these gang members and not paint the immigrant community with a broad brush. we have the right to protect our borders and the right to hard policework in any kind of effort that is legal. but we do not have the moral right to separate migrating children from their parents. i don't want us to lose this issue by doing something that is so -- >> sean: okay, a wall with a door. you are okay with that? >> i am okay with that. i would like to see the wall on the one side and the dreamers given a pass, a green light. >> sean: the president offered that and the democrats did not take that. >> you are right. >> sean: dr. sebastian gorka, am i right on the 4 big issues of 2018?

>> oh, i think it's absolutely clear. nothing has really changed except the president delivered on these key issues. he started to build the wall. the figures from the dhs are stunning. it's the economy and the national security again. the bottom line is the dems don't have a message. they are whispering in the background about impeachment. who is their real leader? >> sean: they want higher tacks and impeach prerment. >> more jobs for ms-13. it's a message that is insanity. it's trump derangement syndrome. when nancy pelosi says national job figures mean little. the first time ever we have full

employment. you have more jobs available than people looking for jobs. nancy pelosi, do you want more unemployment? >> sean: she wants to take the crumbs back. no thank you. >> right. >> sean: for the first time in our history, we have more jobs than people who are unemployed. first low unemployment for hispanic americans, african-americans and women. >> dr. sebastian gorka hits a good point, sean. the problem with this divided society is that we are not on the same team. we cheer against our president's successes. >> sean: the democrats do. >> democrats are cheering for america to fail. they can't stand his success because it hurts their opportunity to gain power. that's a fact. >> when it comes to, for example, the north korea

negotiations, i want everybody to be on the same team. cheering for success for the president. >> [overlapping talking]. >> look, the democrats don't want america to succeed. that's the bottom line and that's why they want to sabotage the president. it's absolutely mind boggling. >> sean: horrible position to be in. our video of the day next. ...

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soldiers that risked it all to save the world from the nazis 74 years ago. my father 4 years in the pacific. different area. same battles. >> we mark the 74th anniversary of d-day, the allied invasion of normandy. on june 6, 1944, more than 70,000 brave young americans jumped of airplanes and stormed into hell! they gave their heart, their blood, and their very lives on those beaches to strike a lasting victory for our country and for freedom. in every generation there have been heroes like them. patriots who answer the call to serve wherever we need them to

defend america. >> sean: god bless all of them. amazing courage. we will always be fair and balanced. we are not the detroit trump media. lauer is next. out on parole. laura ingraham is next. >> laura: you never brought me a cake. >> sean: wait, i have a better story for you. i want a day of public figure confessions. i will start. i was taken home by the police in 1st grade. it was not a good start in my life. i thought it was the coolest story ever. [laughing]. >> laura: i short sheeted by camper's bed and got kicked out the first week. >> sean: story for story, i was in more trouble. i was incorrigible.