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show. if you let the fbi take a report of the real fbi, not the scum on top. i think the report yesterday may be more importantly than anything, it exonerates me. >> kimberly: the president also took aim at aim at space special agent peter strzok. >> president trump: i am amazed that peter strzok is still at the fbi and so is everyone else that dumb like tt before. and i'm not even talking about the report, i'm talking about long before the report. >> kimberly: president trump hammering fired fbi director james comey. >> president trump: if they seem like very criminal acts to me. what he did was criminal, what he did was a terrible thing to the people. what he did was so bad in terms of our constitution and the well-being of our country what he did was horrible. should he be locked up?

we will let them make the determination. >> kimberly: strong words coming from the president this morning in an impromptu conference there, speaking with steve doocy. and the other deuce he was there as well. it was a doozy sandwich. >> doug ducey deuce. >> i thought it was interesting and review from the president, but most importantly what he said about strzok, that guy should not be there. and a strzok of it and his compatriots, it sounds like they are members of the resistance the way they talk about trump supporters. they said that they are all middle-class, uneducated, lazy pos's, and you know what that stands for. and he says we will stop them to lisa page. there is not a single pro trump

text. there's not any anti-hillary texts, it's all against the president of the united states. so when the ig report comes out and said there's no political bias, there is extreme political bias. i don't know how they could say that with a straight face. it was anti-trump from the jump, and you understand when you look at james comey, he knew loretta lynch and her boss, barack obama, didn't want hillary clinton charged. he's not going to stop the first female president from taking office. that's why a lot of the fbi agents were intimidated and they didn't want to go to tough, because they thought when she gets into the oval, she was going to crack down on them. they knew she was going to be president and that's why the fix was in. then once trump out the nomination they turned the screws to him and treated him and his people very unfairly. the way comey behaved during this whole time, he used private

email. he exonerated hillary. he changed the language of the law to make it about intent, and intent had nothing to do with it. this report justifies trump's firing of james comey, and pretty much exonerates a president with regard to what he has been saying about the hillary clinton investigation. it was crooked and remains even more crooked. >> kimberly: but jesse, what james comey is criticized for in the ag report, the things he did, going out in july and having that press conference, going in october and talking about reopening the investigation, those things all helped donald trump. it didn't hurt hillary. >> he could have charged her and taken her totally out of play. >> let me counter back though. there are a lot of fbi officers, most of the law enforcement tends to lean conservative. >> have you heard them talk? they don't sound like conservatives.

>> let me finish. if this deep state law enforcement fbi group wanted to take down donald trump, why didn't they like the fact that his campaign was under investigation? >> they didn't think he was going to win. >> if their goal was to take him down, which i don't think it was then why would they do that? why didn't they leak -- >> they did leak to the times in october. >> they were quite certain of that as a determinative outcome which was that hillary clinton was going to become the president of the united states. then they shifted tactics and moved towards undermining the candidacy of donald trump and ultimately the president. so this is just part of what is going to be coming forward in terms of the ig report. you have those revelations but keep in mind, those documents, the voluminous amount and pages that we saw, those are still

redacted by rod rosenstein, who is right in the middle of this nefarious circle of malfeasance. >> there still a lot of questions to be asked here. you're going back and forth on who had helped and who would hurt, but isn't the problem that there was politics to begin with? the sad thing to me is, you have over 100,000 people that work within doj and many of them are great people. the president pointed that out and it's an important point to make because you feel for them in this moment. they are the ones doing their job that are political. there will be a hearing on monday, and tuesday i believe in the house and the senate. the big question, kimberly, does action need to be taken out lunged not just peter strzok and lisa page about other agents? they said terrible things about president trump and of the people that support president trump. so where does this end? do they say, that's pretty bad, let's move on? or do they learn from it? >> that's what the president is

saying, continue the investigation and find out it what if any action needs to be determined. what needs to happen to james comey. >> can we first address what happened this morning which was in general? this is the transcript i had to come up it's 50 pages. the media should stop and thank donald trump for being the most transparent president. he talks for 51 minutes about everything. forget the ig, he's the og. >> he went like 300 days almost. there is no such thing in donald trump's world as, no comment. if you let him go, at some point he will say your name. we saw that with stuart varney. if he keeps talking, he will say, kittens are just like unicorns, but smaller.

so that's my take on the actual presser, which i thought was fantastically entertaining and will give us three segments today on friday. but let's talk about the big deal. here, the text between peter strzok and lisa page. 90% of my texts are careless and hyperbole. at the time i'm kind of buzz when i text people. >> they are frightening. [laughs] >> when you read a fellow investigator saying come up they will stop trump, if that's not political bias, what constitutes political bias? there's almost no step beyond what he saying, short of advocating violence for an overthrow, or something. i mean it's like, what would you have to say that is beyond that? that's the limit. so i think -- i think you could interpret it and say it's like,

two levers trying to impress each other, to heroes in their own love story, but when you look at that, man, it isn't pretty. >> and let's remember who he was, he was the lead investigator for the clinton email probe. he interviewed all of hillary's people and he traveled to england to talk to the quote unquote spy. he was the one that officially opened up the counterintelligence investigation into donald trump and he was the one that interviewed mike flynn. he was handpicked to go on to mueller's team. the key player in both investigations and he's out there talking about, we need to stop him from becoming president and it now that he is president we need to do something about it. >> and that's why trey gowdy said this molar probe is tainted. no matter what comes out of it, should we take it seriously? because as he said, peter strzok

was one of the top people originally on that investigation and you heard rudy giuliani this morning, he said we are not going to cooperate anymore. who knows how this ends, it may end up going all the way to the supreme court but you can't argue that the early days of this investigation certainly were tainted. >> i think the text messages are awful and they give the appearance of bias. the inspector general also said they didn't find any evidence that impacted the investigation. >> the clinton investigation. >> they also said that peter strzok at times advocated for tougher action against the clinton people including the use of subpoenas than other people on the team and that he was not the sole decision-maker on anything related to the investigation. so i agree, these texts give a very bad appearance of political bias and it was stupid and they shouldn't have done it, but we have to also follow what the ig said. we have to follow the ig where they say there is no evidence

that impacted investigative decisions and in fact, strzok argued for tougher treatment. >> when he wrote the exoneration letter, reckless or not, he was the one that downgraded and careless. the other thing he did when they got their hands on the anthony weiner emails, he was the one that sat on them for a month and they didn't funnel their way up to mueller until right before the election. >> but that hurt hello ray. >> it doesn't matter who it helps or hurts, though. if you are choosing political bias in favor of hillary -- >> it's in writing, we don't need to speculate. it's there from beginning to end that they had a specific intended purpose of what they wanted the outcome to be which does taint the investigation mueller is doing because the key players are involved and they have already been compromised

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♪ >> that's a flashback. president trump and his administration facing criticism of the policy of separating migrant children from their parents of the border. >> as a mother of five children and the grandmother of nine, i'm sure any parents here, mother or father knows that this is barbaric. >> when the u.s. government is acting like a gang and terrorizing children by ripping on them from the arms of their parents. >> people should not tolerate this. this is like germany. >> the president is suspending the policy while also causing stomach accusing democrats of creating the problem. >> mr. president, do you agree with children being taken away? >> no, i hate that. the democrats have to change their law.

that's their law. that's the democrat law, we can change it tonight. we can change it right now. and that's what the democrats gave us and that we are willing to change it today if they want to get in and negotiate but they don't want to negotia. they are afraid of security for our country. they are afraid of a wall. although i must tell you, most people now want the wall. if they want to stop the drugs and stop people that shouldn't be here. like ms-13. >> immigration is one of those issues like health care that divide this country more than any other. now you have the president blaming democrats saying it's their fault and that's why we are here. of course on the other side republicans are saying, they have no heart, they have no sou soul. are you optimistic we can get anything done next week, that something could get past in the house? >> trump is a sucker for problems. he wakes up and looked at

something and says, i wonder how i could fix that? that's what he's been doing since he was elected. i noticed that the guy come up this is what he likes to do. this is the golden opportunity for him to present his solution, which i talked about before, which is an oval office address where he presents donald the ac aca, and the hypocrisy here when you have this emotional argument is, no one else has a solution that would be better than the solution now. you can't just say, if you bring your kids, you can come in. you can't say that because then you don't have a border. where is the alternative that is being offered by the left? they pound tromp over and over on this but they don't have a plan. the other thing about that is watching the relationship between trump and the press. it's so enjoyable to me.

it's like he comes out on the lawn and there are kids around him asking for candy. they can't help themselves. they ask a question and as he is answering at the same reporter will ask another question, the third word in. that's why i like when he says, stop. quiet. >> there was a moment months ago where the president got emotional talking about the kids, talking about them being separated. i do believe that it's something that he cares about, that he is passionate about, but he's also saying in order to make this work, we have to make sure we have border security. we need funding for that wall, we need to and of the lottery program. but what can he negotiate with the democrats for? >> he could negotiate with the democrats for anything if they come to the table. if the families want to come, come to a port of entry. then they can remain as a family unit. but remember iliana gonzalez? remember what the democrats did

there? they peeled this crying child away from the mother's arms. they started it and now i guess they've changed positions on it, which is a good thing because no one wants families being separated. but the empathy play where they pretend they care, i'm not buying that. they want to lock up eric, don jr., and ivanka, and they've done nothing wrong. now they are upset because illegal aliens families are being broken up. please, they don't care. they don't care when the opioid crisis rips up families or factories leave, they don't care about those families, they only care about these illegal alien families that come across the border. >> they are trying to break up the trump family. >> the kids are not in cages, if you go on twitter, there is a lot of misinformation. i think dana perino made this point yesterday, it's an opportunity for the president to get out in front of this and help the country understand

what's going on. >> that's true. in the obama administration they tried to detain families all together so they didn't have to separate them. but the president is saying there is no law that exists that mandates this. >> yes there is, it was in the 90s, at the clinton statute. trump is just now enforcing it. >> there is no court ruling that mandates children being taken away, and there is no law that mandates that either. >> well what do you do when you catch and release? you can't put the kid in the prison with the father. you don't even know if they are the father. >> it used to be referred for a civil deportation proceedings. >> but 80% of them jump and escape and you never see them again. >> the president says that's democratic law that's causing this and it's not true. when he says that, it makes it harder to find a fix. we all need to start from the fact that there's nothing that mandates this. we need facts on daca, and

immigration at large. >> obviously this is an issue like we discussed earlier today on outnumbered. people are compassionate, we all come from different family backgrounds, we would want to be separated from their family. but jessie, you did make one good point. >> just one? [laughter] >> the reason there is an issue of separation is because they are breaking the law and coming in illegally instead of honoring the law and the books and following the footsteps of all the incredible immigrant families who have come here to live and love this country. we would like to let you in, also, but there is a process and rules. because people keep breaking the rules at an for that wall to be built and public safety to be observed. i agree with greg, we have to do something. it is trump's g.o.p., he's the one that needs to put something forward to get people around because he can rally the troops

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denuclearization and the agreement says we will get total denuclearization. nobody wants to report that. >> a lot of the press conference is coming from the flowery language he's using for kim jong un. he is a brutal dictator. >> i don't care. he needs to get the bread buttered and he knows how to get it done. so that's what i care about. the results ultimately speak for themselves so the linguists can sit there and cry in the corner over whether or not he's being nice or he says he has chemistry with kim jong un. what i know is this was a historic meeting in terms of speed diplomacy instead of speed dating. they hit it off, they will see each other again, negotiate and talk. i like the fact that they have agreed to complete denuclearization. what would be happy when it's done and completed? sure. so let's work hard and take the steps necessary to be able to get that done. who else was able to accomplish

that? those that are crying and complaining from high towers? what were they able to get done? were they able to get a meeting like this? were they able to get agreements or pows or missing in action, updates and information? no, they were not. so praise this president and helping out a little bit so he has some form of encouragement besides his own. >> even some of the conservative media is criticizing some language. a lot of the things they've agreed to they've agreed to in the past and not follow through on. >> i think some of the flowery language is so over-the-top, it's meant to be over the obvious. it's a strategy of salesmanship, and it has to do with not losing faith and pain respect, it's a process. the nuclear threat recedes, i'm happy to endure this kind of strategy.

if ostentatious flattery continues but the missiles go away, do it with every country that is our adversary. remember, president obama said this was our number one threat. he told president trump, it was the number one threat. also if history serves me correct, the number one challenge for all incoming presidents is always this guy. nothing is worth 26 or 2800 hostages in north korea. when you negotiate with the hostage taker, you don't say the things that upset them. you use a language to appeal, you persuaded. and he is the master persuader. >> bill clinton even said he regretted not doing more when he was president. i think we need to get to a place where we know president trump is going to do things differently. he's going to ask differently and speak differently. we saw him speaking to the press for almost an hour. what his administration is saying is that when they do well abroad and are working on these deals come up it plays well at

home. you may not see it in the media but 66 of american people supported that meeting with kim jong un. so you can expect to see more of that happening. maybe a couple more meetings with kim jong un and may be a summit with russia. they say the world is a better place when they are finding ways to work together. we may not agree on everything that we can certainly find some common ground. >> while it's funny, he was saying fat little rocket man, he was criticized by the media and now he is us saying he a strong dictator and he's being criticized by the media. if obama had gotten this far with north korea they would have already been carving his face into mount rushmore. think about what they've done so far. they have destroyed a nuclear missile testing site. they have halted missile launches, halted nuclear tests and given back hostages. we have given back nothing. we have not dropped the

sanctions, we still have 30,000 troops here. we suspended one single military exercise in order to give them latitude domestically with some breathing room and a sign of goodwill. that's it, all the other past administrations have done whatever they have done and the guys nuked up. let's try something new. it can't be worse than what's been done before. >> while we will keep watching this space. don't go anywhere because the fastest seven will be coming uph next. get money back hilarious. with claim-free rewards. switching to allstate is worth it. ♪ with expedia you could book a flight, hotel, car and activity all in one place. ♪

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>> trust me, this. anyone in their tracks. -- of this. anyone in their tracks. it's incredibly painful, i can't see anything. >> what's going on here? >> i don't think it's the best idea, while you'd have to do is buy protective eyewear at home depot, but i give it to him that he is offering an idea. it's like he's saying, this is something that could work. i don't think it could but at least he's trying. >> at least he's not smashing the nra. >> all this time and we didn't realize that pepper spray was the answer. i had pepper spray on my purchased growing up. if you are in a classroom and someone walks in with an assault rifle, what does pepper spray do?

>> can you reach them across the room? >> the fact is you have to get close to somebody and if you have that, it's a risk you take. although you can't shoot a gun if your eyes are on fire. so there is some logic there. >> seriously, it's friday, you have to be nice. i think it's a really bad political ad. if i were a voter, i wouldn't want to vote for that guy. also i did not know that for spray was yellow. that sounds stupid but i didn't know what it looked like when it actually hit you. but i think that's like a c level political ad. >> while why should anyone even listen to anything he says or does? only a fool would do that. i've been pepper sprayed before and a court room, a kind of by accident. >> wait, what? >> the guy that got life imprisonment was not happy with

me and he longed to come after me, and they sprayed him with pepper spray, but then it was all over the place. >> did that mess up your mascara a little bit? >> a little bit. tears of justice. >> next, "snl" star leslie jones has some advice to freshen up your comedy show. >> i never dreamed that i could play the president. then melissa played spicer and i was like, no. why can't i play trump? >> good morning. i have a huge idea. >> it's not going to happen. >> that's pretty good. in an interview the comedian says quote next year i hope we can do some funnier stuff instead of a lot of political stuff this year, which we had to do. one thing i always made of gold was never to talk about what everyone else was talking about, because most of the time, maybe ten comics are literally doing

the same joke. i think it's funny when they do politics on "snl." >> while she's got a point, you can't do gelato at every meal. and let's face it, trump is gelato. he's the tastiest desert. he's the most interesting phenomenon going in the last two years and, i don't blame people for covering it. but it's the redundancy, the predictability, the assumptions behind it, there's nothing original except "the greg gutfeld show" at 10:00 p.m. we do lots of trump stuff and it's real and it's honest. >> that was pretty interesting. >> is that your dessert choice? >> not anymore unfortunately. >> i remember on mother's day, "snl" had the moms of the actors come visit the show and that was the advice the moms gave. they said, we are sick of the

trump jokes because they are all the same. it's not funny anymore. >> you should listen to your mother more. >> leslie jones is that donald trump was funnier than alec baldwin. >> i thought that was good. >> you mean the next president of the united states, alec baldwin? because he would win. remember that? >> i don't think so. >> i think she's funny, she thinks outside the box, give her a shot. >> that's racist. "snl" is racist. [laughter] >> this was once the center of daytime talk trash television. >> you are making yourself look like an idiot. >> you slept with him right after we got back together. >> and i and slept with him last week.

>> that hurts, greg. the jerry springer show is reportedly topping production after nearly 30 years on the air. the tabloid talker ascending repeats to the cw network in the fall, putting its future in limbo. >> you are the target audience, jesse. this show is the darkest period of american pop culture for me. whenever this was on i felt sad for everybody on there except for springer who happily manipulated these people for money. you know, he hates trump and this clown makes trump look like the pope. he's in a moral person who made money off of the sadness of others. it was a disgusting show. >> i would encounter him when i was flipping during the day. >> i would come home from school just to watch the show. it did well, because you enjoy watching other people suffer. we have an issue.

>> maury povich, geraldo. >> you are not the father. >> remember ricky lake? jerry springer started as a politician in my home state of ohio, he was mayor of cincinnati. maybe he could go back to politics and take some of those skills he learned on his show. >> remind everybody -- shouldn't it involved a lady of the evening? >> yes, he paid the lady of the evening with a check. >> and i think it was a bad check. >> he could have been a guest on his own show. >> stay right there, fan mail friday coming up. >> that is very funny. ♪

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>> fan mail friday. instagram questions from sharon. this is great. have you ever had a bad roommate in college, jesse? >> i was the bad roommate. >> i assumed you were. you never bought toilet paper, didio. >> i didn't buy much. >> he left very little on the

role, as they say. we go i wasn't the best person in college. the cup we are still waiting for you to change. >> hold your breath. did i ever have a bad roommate. no, i didn't make those kind of poor choices. >> did you live alone? >> well, no. >> you lived only with women, i assume? >> in college, my freshman roommate in the dorm, michelle mcbride, i highly distinguished individual. we got along fantastic. beyond that, -- >> now you are officially boring. so she had nice people. i asked for a bad roommate. make one up. >> while i was 1 of 7 kids alive had a bad roommate my entire life.

>> she is always causing trouble. but she's fun a lot of the time. she snuck out of the house and i would tattle on her. i was the annoying older sister. >> excellent. >> i went down mike lived in a sorority with like a hundred girls, some of whom are great and some who thought they could borrow your stuff. and i'm an only child so that was disconcerting to me. >> i had a terrible roommate, and i can't talk about it because he watches. >> is that the one you had when you put the little hanging thing on the door? >> no, i shared a bathroom with a priest. i forgot about that. you have a great memory. we were both boarders in a house, and a basement. i had one room and the priest

had another. this was like in 1988. >> you were supposed to believe the thing on the door and i would forget and that things would happen. so what's one job you had that you hated very much. this is another instagram question. the job that you hated very much. >> my first job was the overnights on the news desk at abc. you learn a lot but it's exhausting. >> yes, it's a weird time of night. >> you learn things about yourself that you really don't know. >> i go through the daytime people's desks. they have food? booze? a lot of people have booze. they have the bottle in the bottom drawer. the bottom door jesse is what they called it. >> that's not where i keep it. >> have you had a job that you hated? >> i've been terrible at some jobs. i got fired as a server after a week. after one day on the job i tried to put in for a three day vacation. and they were like, are you serious? you are terrible.

but now i'm here. >> it worked out for you but not so much for us. >> i have liked every job i ever had. >> even working for obama? >> getting to work with the president would be cool. >> now he knows. >> i could not resist. >> close second. >> hopefully is. you know you don't want to go there jr. >> okay, next question. i forgot what the question was. you know what i was, i was a technical writer for two days. i was writing about christ checkers. people buy price checkers, i showed up for work twice and never came back. there you go. i saved you kimberly. >> one more thing.g

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>> it's time now for one more thing. this is very exciting, for those of you that love fox and i love america, and a love baseball, because we have our fox fan appreciation day when you can come to that angel stadium in los angeles and watch us take on the toronto blue jays.

you can receive and when two tickets to the games if you email your full name and phone number two fox fans of summer at at foxnews.com by sunday. also, if you could go there and say hello to all the fox people, i've done this before. it's really fun. so turning point usa. i am leaving to dallas, and i'm the keynote speaker tomorrow, saturday, from three until four. it's a young woman's leadership summit. judge janine and candace on. >> ben shapiro, is there something we don't know? >> and i will be here for next revolution. >> all right. i had tape that was so hot they won't let me play it at 5:00. the producers are like, noel. it's it's more appropriate for

weekends. but you definitely want to watc watch. >> all right. okay greg. >> the greg gutfeld so, tomorrow night 10:00 p.m. i have the great author walter kern, and it's going to be another great show. tune in, if you don't i will hunt you down and call you names. i want to bid a fond farewell to a guy has been working at vox since the start. jack rice. he's been our sound guy forever. he was the sound guy for redeye, one red i started. and he was to see how awful i was. you think i'm bad now, i was terrible. he had to put up with me and he had to deal with my ear and my shirt and my belt and my attitude. jack, we are getting drunk after the show. >> jack is the absolute best human being. i love you so much jack, you've

been incredible. he's been here for 12 years, i've been and spent more time with you than all these guys combined. >> the people behind the camera don't get enough credit. >> no they don't. >> they get too much credit. >> of course fox and friends this weekend saturday until sunday. i also have a kids book coming out, about inspiring the next generation to do something good with their life. i wrote it for my six and a half-month-old daughter, isabel. so if she's the one that reads it, that's great. but if other parents -- >> and the biggest news of the day, it is marie hart's birthday. let's get cupcake down mike cupcakes and celebrate. >> but eat them all right now. >> thank you guys. >> happy birthday and a great

job on the show. we love to have you. >> you guys make it easy. >> you are all right. you aren't great but you are okay. >> birthday girl, one more thing. >> most folks would run away after coming face-to-face with a bear but not 5-year-old ian parker. he was at the zoo with his father and he went to see the new track of the indian bear exhibit. and look of the bear did the same thing. this went on for 10 minutes. >> you know why? he wants to eat the kid. >> this is a nice story. you are ruining it. his dad put this on the internet and it went viral come up with been viewed thousands of times. it's so cute. this kid and this little bear. >> greg is jealous because the kid is tall. [laughter] >> i want to know who said that.

meeting after the show with hr. >> hey greg. payback. that's it for us, we will see you back here next monday. special report is up next. >> president trump stays on the attack against what he calls his opponents in the fbi. house republicans pump the brakes on immigration reform, plus the sights and sounds from america's national championship of golf. this is special report. good evening, i'm bret baier. we are coming to you live from shana kok hills golf courts. we will have plenty of golf talk for you tonight and a gor