tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News July 1, 2018 1:00am-2:00am PDT
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truth, justice and the american way. greg gutfeld is next and i'll see you next saturday night when i host hannity on monday and tuesday night. be sure to watch me. >> there's a lot to tackle tonight. >> let's get after it. >> what you say? >> the new half the happy hour is let's get after it. greg: must have a practice that in the mirror for hours. [laughter] all right. the world is ending yet again in the latest x essential terror justice kennedy hanging up his robes.
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could he be giving it up for this one? [laughter] i would. it is time to relax. he's 81 years old. give the guy a break. still, i wonder if we are screwed. >> we are supremely screwed. greg: in some ways it feels like all hope is dead. >> in some ways it feels like all hope is dead. [laughter] greg: trevor, you are on comedy central and what part of the title are you forgetting? thank god the hysteria is not contagious. >> if he is gone and replace them with a classic mike pence type republicans, god help us. >> what will this up in court look like -- >> a distraction of the constitution of the united states. greg: i feel bad for that line. the medical term for this, losing their [bleep]. i can't blame them.
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the guy they hated is doing very good and we have nicer votes. >> we have nicer votes. [laughter] greg: see, i told you. how do we respond to this panic? i am toward. should i get after it, chris? >> there's a lot to tackle tonight. let's get after it. let's get after it. what you say? let's get after it. what you say? let's get after it. greg: let's get after it. every day something happens in the media announces the end of the world and when it doesn't happen they act like they never said it. they did it with the paris accords, north korea, tax cuts and now this. the fact that they are always wrong doesn't stop them. mayflies have longer long-term memory and they croak in two hours. [laughter] time to replace the boy who cried wolf with the host who
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scream apocalypse. the average anger is now the freak on the street corner wearing his mother's wedding dress with a golf bag over it screaming that the end is so near it it was last week. what happens if we truly have an apocalyptic problem? will the public even listen and what is truly something that happened like cosco running out of kirkland signature style meatballs? they are amazing. i eat them frozen, in the dark, alone. still i wonder, should i get after it? >> what you say? let's get after it. what you say? let's get after it. the new happy hour according to one of our friends -- what you say? let's get after it. [laughter] greg: funniest thing ever.
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everyone is calling for stability this week even cable news. yeah, these guys. >> begot 49 votes. [inaudible conversations] greg: everyone wants called. now we have a congresswoman encouraging conflict and people heckled at homes while others are harassed at restaurants. if the dawn of the dead except it is feelings not zombies are eating us alive. where will this end? what if all restaurant started to discriminate based on their personal preferences? maybe one already does. >> are you tired of being kicked out of restaurants after your meal because someone finds you problematic? don't you wish you could know that you are not welcome before you get kicked out?
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>> we have a reservation and is our anniversary. >> one question. what your favorite tv show to watch? >> we love the view. >> we don't serve you here. next. >> excuse me, i see that here he went on a 14 tweet rant harassing lou dobbs and yet there is a baby as her profile picture. is that your child? >> yes. >> get out. >> we barely know this guy. >> you are eating with him so you are just as guilty. beat it, losers. [laughter] [cheering and applause]
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greg: fine acting. could this harassment get worse? the good thing is most people have jobs so you don't going around shouting at people if you have a sales call in the morning and the jerks chasing people around our commanding a sales force but there barely commanding clean underwear. my advice for liberals is focus on ideas not people. demonizing never ends well for anyone. call someone and not see anyone the discussion before it starts. my solution is sincere and naïve and right to be left out of here but we need a peace movement and we need the right to started because to expect one from the left is silly. right now they are in a state and everything them is a helpless calamity. they don't like us much and it's when an outstretched hand must come from us. trump did it with north korea and benjamin netanyahu is trying
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with iran so couldn't we do it with our fellow americans? it might not be reciprocated before reciting match anger with anger let's take the high ground and if it still goes bad at least you know you did your best when they are at their worst. [cheering and applause] let's welcome tonight's guests. he is obviously let himself go, his washboard abs are not washboard flaps. retired green beret, terry. [cheering and applause] he has crushed more sets than godzilla in legoland. actor and comedian jim florentine. [cheering and applause] she is still beer than a bowl of barroom peanuts, kat timpf. [cheering and applause] my
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massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] greg: what you think of my idea? am i stupid? >> it's a nice idea and it has merit. the dems are clever about this because i drove the other day and i heard rachel maddow and she said this and she might believe it. democrats don't go for radical statements but we play by the rules. i did the little rascal's triple take in my car because i was like are you kidding me? they don't do that. let me say this, do not forget that if your movement goes but let's not forget in the last couple years the left has said about you and do not forget what they called for you to split and don't forget what they stand for and not forget the things that
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will try to -- are you smirking it at me start. greg: i just realized there goes my peace movement. if you remember what they do for you then -- >> i'm willing to out the all the branch but i might even forgive but it will not forget because they will do it again. i think what you're saying is a good idea. greg: your cross between a green beret and alanna's more set. >> i will do things to you in a movie theater but let's move on. [laughter] do you like the pirate shirt? greg: jim, does everyone need to light up? >> maxine waters is saying her theory is if we harass any people that work for trump they will quit so he will probably hire someone else to fill that slot. it will not be the point where trump will be in white house by himself saying i have nobody. there's a hundred other people waiting for the job. greg: where you see this going?
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do you see this getting worse because they are going crazy about the supreme court nomination and has not even happen yet smart. >> i'm surprised they get hysterical and overact on things. [laughter] when they think that rovers wade will be overturned the first day that new judges there like they really think that first day it will get overturned. it's not. relax. greg: cat, my concern is that there on a scale from one to ten there's already at 11 so where can this go. >> it seems like it will stay at 11 and i am someone who is upset a lot but i do this thing where sometimes where i am upset i'm only kind of upset. i don't think that my life is over and that the world is going to end. the people on the left aren't like that. everything is over and the country is over and everything is done so once after trump does something or something happened like to hear one of them say, i don't care for that.
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[laughter] right now they are people who call 911 every time they sneeze more than once in a row. you are not always dying until you are. greg: for the media basically cable news is there 911 they get up there and scream. tyrus. tyrus: greg, let's get after it. [cheering and applause] greg: boom. you always talk about taking the high road. tyrus: i'm tall. i have no choice. i wear shorts, he wears blouses, i'm different. [laughter] greg: should conservatives try to take the high road? is it pointless? tyrus: greg, can i call you greg? greg: yes, better than when you called me at home. tyrus: i have a competitiveness in the and i don't like to see people succeed and i hate most
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people so this is a happy time for me. i enjoy the whining and crying. when i was in wwe loved being the bad guy. i loved stepping on toys and seen kids cry. it was one of my favorite things. [laughter] i enjoy the mass hysteria. i love it. i think it is great. the republican president and the republican senate and the republican house gets to choose their supreme court justice. oh my god. what will we do? they would take away our rights. no, they will have right rights. that's why you vote and we voted so you can make those choices. it is not your turn. you have to wait. >> i get asked this a lot, for these people like this for this [bleep] happened or they did this do it to them this seed of insanity had to be in the.
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tyrus: in fairness, in fairness, we got to look at ourselves of who started the fight. >> what you mean? tyrus: usually when you win you are like i'd like to thank my opponent, your job keep moving and we went a little different way. trump likes to get on there and talks about your mama and let you know pb to continue to let you know and every time you think you walk by with salt and it on you. at first the democrats didn't know what to do. they curl up in a ball and sets up doing this. now they're trying to fight but they fight like this. my arms are too big to do that but maybe greg could you your -- there you go. greg: is a good point but we have to go but i think the started the vietnam war.
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the moment a large group of the population demonize the military and called us the baby killers that became part of the media narrative that these people were at fault. >> it has not stopped. greg: anyway, sometimes i come up something interesting. >> yeah, sometimes you don't suck. greg: maybe i'm wrong, does. i could be wrong. don't forget you simply order my book. it is in stores july 31 in the book tour starts in dallas. look at the screen closely. more dates to be announced. why would i keep it a secret mark go to my website for more information becomes the numbers are up and it's a win-win for everyone. [cheering and applause] when you combine ancestry's dna test with its historical records... you could learn you're from ireland donegal, ireland and your ancestor was a fisherman. with blue eyes. just like you. begin your journey at ancestry.com
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the survey has his economic survey at 21%, a 6% jump from march just like bill marr has been rooting for a recession. >> anyone went [bleep] over the last two weeks because i said going through session would be worth it if it undermined his popularity has to roll in college and take a course in perspective. a recession is a survivable event and what trump is doing to this country is not. greg: wait, wait. [crowd boos] i get what bill is same. trump loses the economy, it loses his supporters because why else would they keep around mark in order for this to happen a lot of people have to get hurt. a failing economy has a downside. if businesses fail people loser jobs and lose their homes. except for the talkshow host rooting for this idiocy from
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which liberal like him acting on a bad economy has no downside to get rid of the president you great and you are not affected by the misery you have accepted as a consequence for others. bill, i thank you hit your head too many times doing this. that did not end well. jim, what do you make of this? take the recession because it's for the greater good. >> yeah, it's insane that he is saying that. they really thought that trumps
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the numbers be affected by the immigration mess. it was not. anyone with logic knows if you come in illegally get separated from your kid. if you come in from the preventer he not get separated. if i do something illegal my son and he is with me, i will get separated. going to jail and he goes somewhere else but i wish you could go to jail with me that would be great. [laughter] we could hang out and play games and fight over forget tom but i would love that but it will not happen. he would be traumatized and have to separated from me. greg: that's a great father-son activity. >> and you know no one will mess with me or try to sexually assault me. i have my kid in the cell. okay, i'll go to the next one. [laughter] greg: they always observed that. , why is it that no matter what the controversy there is trump roles merrily on in the numbers and the numbers go up? kat: because things are not that bad. they are kind of okay but if you watch the news on the left side
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you would think the trump was the actual devil and everything was absolutely a disaster but trusting these people to give up their assessment of trump would be like trusting a jilted ex-wife to give a fair assessment of her ex-husband. he might be a great guide for the great job and still takes care of the kids but you would be like he only pretends to be a great dad to make me look bad. look at this video of him pitching our daughter. sure, she is on a spring and she is giggling with delight but what a monster. see through that. greg: he's a man who pitches women around on a swing but nevertheless -- tyrus, do you think the critics are so obviously in a motion land that they can't see the positivity? tyrus: let's get after it. [laughter] didn't finish her question. greg: you cut me off and do think it's because blinded by
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emotion that they can't see the positive effects. tyrus: because they know that that is the only trigger that will affect the base -- it doesn't matter what was, rock, george bush, the economy goes and we don't love you anymore. it is your fault. that's what the job works. we can handle the banter and the fighting in the wars because it doesn't affect our bottom line. my life bill still goes on even though feet back and forth with never arguing about whatever but that doesn't affect us. if i can't make my bills and it was my home that i have a problem with the president. both machine is that he sending a message and that is the only shot. as long as the economy is there and strong there will be no changes in the wave and none of that stuff will happen. they have one shot. they hope he goes bankrupt and bankrupt america.
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greg: there trying so many things like the question collusion and that he is hitler and mental instability and nothing is working. >> and they are bringing their heads. to be fair to them, when rush limbaugh said i hope president obama fails so fair but here is the difference. my good buddy says this is good for the democrats is not good for the country. greg: i think i said that. >> i don't you did. [laughter] i agree to disagree but the point is that is the difference between limbaugh saying it and will saying it is because will they run on the taxes are too low, reason economy is doing better, question. our enemies are afraid, let's be friends with him again with bring back the va. they have to have the insanity into your point which is exactly right, the internet is forever and all the stuff is open to things we didn't know about in the 70s and the 60s radicals
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now he -- you said this and did that they are busted. i don't know how they can get out of it except to integrate people. greg: it will get more heated. >> i think it will get more heated and passionate. greg: still to come, a new people asks if we would be better off if hillary were president? [crowd boo my day starts well before i'm in the kitchen. i need my blood sugar to stay in control. i need to shave my a1c. weekends are my time. i need an insulin that fits my schedule. ♪ tresiba® ready ♪ (announcer) tresiba® is used to control high blood sugar in adults with diabetes. don't use tresiba® to treat diabetic ketoacidosis, during episodes of low blood sugar, or if you are allergic to any of its ingredients. don't share needles or insulin pens. don't reuse needles. the most common side effect is low blood sugar, which may cause dizziness, sweating, confusion, and headache. check your blood sugar. low blood sugar can be serious and may be life-threatening. injection site reactions may occur. tell your prescriber about all medicines you take and all your medical conditions. taking tzds with insulins, like tresiba®, may cause serious side effects like heart failure. your insulin dose shouldn't be changed without asking your prescriber.
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and she ain't the boss. a new survey found that most people don't think the country would be better off with hillary as president. according to a rasmussen poll of voters says 40% say the country would be better off with clinton instead of trump but 47% disagree saying the country would not be better off in the remaining 13% said leave me alone, you're not my dad. why does it matter? because she might never go away. a separate poll revealed that 32% of democrats prefer joe biden as the 2020 democratic nominee followed by hillary clinton with 18%. we asked the bernie sanders supported what he thought of that. my thoughts exactly. kat, 40% of people wish she had president clinton and does that
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number seemed too high or too low to you. kat: i think that is high. i can't imagine wanting her to be president because it is a serious thing like i be worried about my second amendment right but i have to listen to her talking so much and that would be tough. i think the most interesting thing is by the way she conducts herself you can tell she doesn't think this is the case. she clearly behaves that see how bad it is. i bet you regret not voting for me and me not being the president. she saw this study she probably would not get out of bed or she would blame it on the russians which i will start doing that. next time someone doesn't like me i will say those damn russians. [laughter] greg: their fingers are in every thing. tyrus, let me ask you a question you will objective. i have a theory that hillary is like an aging wrapper. time to move on and acting like in law and order. tyrus: don't talk about spu like that. he moved out. he didn't get kicked out of the
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rap game but he chose that. he got cocoa. get off him. find something else. find something else. >> you didn't see that coming question. tyrus: he can take his eyes off your pants. >> he's not alone. greg: what are your thoughts on hillary? tyrus: this is our vote and if you keep talking about it and you keep poking fun but eventually the bear will get off the case and this time he'll sit on your front lawn and talk to you. we continue to bring her up. greg: but i love bringing her up. tyrus: you love it. greg: it's endless apply a fun. tyrus: when barack obama was president how many polls were there saying how were things would be if romney one? they do these things to keep the division and shame on them. greg: this is more about trump.
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tyrus: what that would've been 51% -. kat: but it wasn't. tyrus: 40 is still high but the point is for the people that are upset it gives them another reason to still be upset. there's no rhyme or reason for the pole. it doesn't matter. she's not president and there will be no change. greg: the message that tyrus is staring is that she should run again with biden. can you imagine that? >> here's the thing that irks guys like me about hillary clinton. take away the shenanigans and suffering the scenes and doj and this is indisputable. hillary clinton did things that if i did as a greenbrae team started i lost my security clearance, career and i would be in leavenworth. that is a fact that happens. she is walking out here. two other guys like me the attention she committed felonies and this is -- whatever the
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backup stuff is that's true in fact and i get to watch this woman do the stuff. if she became president it's a slap in the face to guys like be in the military try to do the right thing. she was like screw you, i deserve it. i like seeing her come out. it's entertaining to see her in her pain and is awful to say that because how dare she doesn't think about what she did. that did happen. greg: i keep thinking that you would like leavenworth because -- >> after the food is good. greg: and you get to work out all the time. last word, what about the comfortable blanket theory of letting her run again with biden because everyone would say we know these people is more relaxing. >> she can't run again because she was running out of excuses because she lost. if she loses in 2020 what she say? i only gained two stars and he didn't vote for me in the fire
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lost the election. she has no excuses left. she already went to the white females who didn't vote for me because of her husband's don't control it. i know a lot of married white female and none of the husbands control them. [laughter] greg: he speaks the truth. 2020 will be nuts because not only will you have the democratic debates but you will have trump tweeting about them. it will be like mystery science theater. they should have trump watching the debate like mystery science theater. he'll have popcorn and it will be amazing. >> that is brilliant, man. greg: coming up, has a science. aliens do not exist? i hope not. my dream is to eat one. [cheering and
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and me. a new study from oxford university whatever that is claims there is likely no intelligent life outside of earth. how about on earth? we went to whoopi goldberg for comment. >> get out of my behind. get out of my for china. greg: i had to work that in somewhere. [laughter] i am with her. creatures is say they saw something called the paradox which goes like this, if there's billions of stars in the universe that at least some should support like planet full of life and one of those civilizations should have developed interstellar travel. yet we've never been visited by aliens. using some mind betting maps scientists concluded that we are alone in the galaxy in its 99.6%. that's the same score i got at the trampling video conference. here is proof.
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>> oh my god. oh my god. greg: very observant fella. kat, do you believe in aliens? kat: i don't think we can ever really know. i think that the study is arrogant because maybe they do exist and they just don't want to hang out with us. greg: they are just not into y you. kat: the scene that we like things like watching and keeping up with the kardashians and cheese whiz which is cheese and it can and yes, i have eaten it and so they are like maybe we don't want them to invite us over and watch rich women complain for the eat salads in their mansion and eat canned cheese. they don't want to hang out with us and do those activities. greg: when you bring up food -.
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kat: cheese foam. greg: we are on earth and we eat. a pig is an earthling, cows aren't earthlings, even vegetarians eat broccoli which is an earthling. on july 4th for having an hotdog eating contest how barbaric is that? my point is this. kat: greg. [laughter] greg: we have a right to eat the aliens, terry. for eating earthlings why can't we eat aliens, space aliens question. >> you can if you are bigger and tougher than them. greg: what if they are tasty like a carb? >> every creature on earth something has to die to keep it going. there may be aliens. there might be. why not? >> i don't know. you saw the fighter jets following that object that one time and pentagon put $30 million in a fun to see a few of those are out there but i'm on the fence. i was in colorado a few weeks
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ago and i saw things in the sky after i ate inedible. i am in. greg: tyrus, imagine if you discover an alien and it taste like a carb but has the consequences of a protein so imagine if pasta that takes like a cinema even if it looks like a bunny it doesn't matter because we eat bunnies here. tyrus: okay, i'm not getting after that with you. i'm not going to read it. you know, i saw star trek. if it is green and looks good, we might invent something new before i eat it but so, obviously they had been here and they saw us, clean up the mess and get the hell out of dodge. they left. i think they flew in and were like they are eating each other, let's go. they left the peer meds behind another stuff and some of us look different than others.
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[laughter] kat: are you talking about me? tyrus: no, no. greg: are you pointing at me? tyrus: greg, he's into ai and quick to sell at humans for the next best thing. there's a lot of evidence. hills go to vacations but there's number photos. he is married but we never met her. [laughter] i'm just saying. greg: [inaudible] you know, you know what i will do? i will open the first alien edible restaurant, i will call it eat tea. kat: we approve.
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greg: no one cares. i do believe there is an alien anywhere. we would've seen it by now. >> it doesn't matter, does it? greg: we don't need them. space aliens are annoying. >> it will always be about food and resources so that coming here to stay high. maybe they need a new place to live. greg: they could be here already but very small like little bugs. [inaudible conversations] tyrus: writing intensive notes for an hour or so. you are all being categorized. greg: still to come, mail classes, golden cover boots, i don't what i'm getting jobs christmas. christmas. [cheering and applause] you won't see these folks at the post office they have businesses to run they have passions to pursue how do they avoid trips to the post office? stamps.com mail letters ship packages
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greg: the only thing more fantastic than fashion is men's fashion. i have two words that says it all, mail corsets. yeah, the recent paris fashion week hoped for generalized never before seen outfits, mail corsets with golden cowboy boots. designer, a good friend of mine, says that the inspiration was to
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discover a new sensuality. it can be found with dudes in corsets. thank you, obama. it wasn't even the weirdest part. there was also this. interesting. he's a swedish fish and then there was this. that is terrible. then, of course, this. that is garbage. i don't know what that is. anyway, terry, i will go to you first because you're a fashion maven. do we have a picture? there you are. the only reason why we do the segment is to embarrass you with this picture. >> i'm not embarrassed. greg: you should be. where do you shop at, baby gap? >> if everyone knows where baby gap is, it's you. that's what you wear under wetsuits. greg: have you ever walked a runway?
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>> i don't know, will anyone ask me start. greg: they always have these crazy stuff the university and why is that mark. >> i don't think it will come here to the states. it might like good with terry with the pirate shirt. greg: i think so. i don't know. tyrus, what you think? good corset might be healthy and make you feel good. they are called space and tv land. tyrus: i don't want to live in a world where we walk around in corsets. what is the point? for a guy what is the point? greg: maybe to feel good, look good. tyrus: for every one of them you want us to stare at your nipples? there's no t-shirt just. greg: it makes you center. tyrus: i don't know, man. i'm old. [laughter] >> greg, would you were this a navigation coming up?
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greg: i'm thinking about it. i thought it was attractive but i live on the edge. i'll wear pretty much anything provided it is clean. kat, thoughts? -- in? mail corsets? kat: i felt this was lazy. they didn't come up with anything new. they took chick fashion and put it on dudes. laziest designer ever. i also think that even if fashion is not that hard or, gated and you should never wear anything at a fashion show unless you want to get punched in the face. if i was watching shows i would be sitting with giant metal wings with the elaborate headdress. it's not that hard. some places you addresses and some place you were jeans and they throw on a pair of glasses even if you have perfect vision which i have heard some people do and then you are set.
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greg: i have a lot of fashion negatives. i don't like cargo shorts at work because legs are ugly. i don't like flip flops on men at work. the are ugly. >> you would not want to hang with me. greg: then you see people who sweat at supermarkets. you are either sick or unattached. tyrus: that's my preferred go to. i wear sweats all the time. they are comfortable. >> it's a lazy man corset. tyrus: no, i'm getting after it in the market where skintight bottoms and let people see my junk. greg, i wear cargo switchboards. [laughter] >> just so you know this may look like a pirate shirt but these have enough given them that i can still kick people in the head with this. so, come at me. greg: the other no, no for me as
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but we won't get there without you. visit alz.org to join the fight. greg: we are running out of show. final thoughts, terry. >> go to netflix because my theory got picked up by netflix and it's streaming season one and season two is coming up and we are filming season three. greg: it's a huge hit. >> and mechanize everywhere now. greg: jim. >> my book is out and it is in stores and on amazon and my comedy tour dates i will be in
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tampa, atlantic city and they are all there. greg: excellent. i'm in the book on vacation. what about you, tyrus? tyrus: my movie hit itunes and this has been tyrus on the greg gutfeld show and we got after it. [laughter] >> nicely done. greg: aren't you in a new movie? tyrus: yeah, but it's closed set, big mouth. pay no attention to what he said. [laughter] you can't tell him anything. greg: kat, what you have? kat: i know it would not be legal for me to wear my bathrobe to the bagel place but i know that i still can't do it and that is what being adult means. [applause] greg: good for her. special thanks to terry, jim,
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kat, tyrus and our studio audience. i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america. [cheering and applause] arthel: excellent idea. jon scott is up next. eric: take care. >> that's what it sounded like all across america today as thousands of people raised their voices to protest president trump's immigration policy. good evening, i'm jon scott and this is the fox report. from california to texas, from the brooklyn bridge to the capitol, protesters taking part in a mass show of resistance to the administration's zero-tolerance policy on illegal immigration. the forced separation of migrant families being touted as the catalyst for the demonstrations. many of the activist urging lawmakers to take
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