your comments. you never have to miss justice. if you can't watch, set your vcr. i'm jeanine pirro advocating for truth, justice and the american way. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] greg: hi. it's me, greg. i'm on vacation this week. this is me surfing -- [laughter] and here i am scuba diving. and this is me in a local jail. [laughter] right before they strip searched me. in all honesty, i asked for it. i mean, seriously, i asked them to do it. [laughter] it's true, i am actually on vacation right now. we taped this show last friday. now something could happen between then and now that changes everything, which is why i picked stories for this show with no inherent news value. [laughter] i'm being honest!

except for this one. today i found out that they've stopped the jerry springer show. and it made me think, jerry springer is still on? [laughter] but also why stop his show now? well, you might say who needs it right now? after all, with the nation's political tension, every day is the jerry springer show. [laughter] full of hair pulling, chair throwing, name calling all because we have opposing views. and the media blames, of course, the guy in the white house who i call the orange gandhi. [laughter] which is b.s.! politics always causes friction. we just have more places to see it. 24-hour cable news, social media, lou dobbs' hot tub. [laughter] we get it, the country is divided. but that's actually good. it's better to have two sides than one. and i wish we had more sides, actually. plus we just celebrated our 2

42nd birthday. we've been thruway worse than this. -- through way worse than this. and by the way, we look pretty awesome for our age. take a look at this map. we haven't gained a pound in 60 years. [laughter] idaho has abs. but there's always room for improvement. the good news is most of america isn't what's on tv. the shouting on camera is what attracts the camera in in the first place, so that's why you see more of it. however, it may not be a bad idea to lighten up a little. we've got to admit that everyone who annoys you thinks that they're right, so the solution is we should admit that we see things through different filters. this week. a neighbor posted something ab trump. i didn't agree with it and i replied. the next thick you know -- thing you know, things got really, really personal. i'm not proud of what i did --

on his porch. [laughter] it wasn't supposed to be that messy. [laughter] i do eat a lot of fiber. and now i'm worried he might have a surveillance camera. but worse, i'll wet i didn't con -- i'll bet i didn't convince him, and he didn't convince me. and that's fine. we see things differently. but if birds and cats can get along, why can't we? [inaudible conversations] >> we cut off that tape before the ugliness. [laughter] but that's why i'm for a peace movement, a conservative peace movement. like hippies that smell good. the next time you're in a debate, i ask you, stay polite, compromise and forgive when a line is crossed. you may not get anything in return. still, all you can do is take the high ground and see if they follow. if that doesn't work, date one

of their relatives. it drives them nuts. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: look at that. let's welcome tonight's guests. aside from betty crocker, he's my former baker. former cia operative, diligence president mike baker. [cheers and applause] well, he could turn the world on with his smile and turn it off with his odor. [laughter] sorry. fox news radio host tom shaloub! [cheers and applause] her favorite food is corn on the macabre. national review reporter kat timpf. [cheers and applause] and he jumps rope with a telephone line, former wwe

superstar and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. mike, good to see you. is there any hope for the united states to actually become united? >> no. by the way, i like this is the international symbol for jumping rope, right, tyrus? i liked that, that was good. greg: answer the question, mike. >> i wasn't even listening to the question. i think you've got an absolutely perfect point here. there's -- nobody lives in the center anymore. nobody is living in the middle ground. it's like trend are. warfare. both sides are over here on opposite sides throwing hand grenades at each other, and we've lost the ability to have a civil discourse really just about anything. as soon as you start talking, somehow it veers off course. and i've seen -- i've got family that sits on both sides of the spectrum, right and left. greg: right. >> and on the left, it's pretty hard core left. and i just want to have dinner,

right? you just want to get together and enjoy family and everything, and you can't do it. it's very, very difficult. we're not approaching civil war status, i don't think that's ever going to happen. by the way, if it did, the left would get its ass kicked. [laughter] [applause] but i think we do need to step back, take a breath and do exactly what you say. next time you're in a conversation just realize, hey, look, we've seen a lot worse times. and it's not the death of the republic every time the administration takes an action. greg: you know, tom, is it too much to expect the left to meet the right like finish not even halfway with. i'd be happy if 10 %. because they're angry they're out of power. >> you want 10% or you going to give 10 or give 90? >> i'm going to give 90. >> oh, that's too much! [laughter] i don't know. i don't think it's that bad. i mean, people yell at each other on, in the media -- greg: that's true. >> on tv we yell at each other. we're always yelling at each other. and twitter and everything else.

but in normal life we're kind of nice the each other most of the time, you know, unless they kick you out of a restaurant every once in a while. greg: yes. >> but i don't mind. i think maybe the civility thing, i don't like civility. [laughter] it's a debate. it's fake. civility's fake. greg: that is true. >> no one wants to be nice. they ask you a question at a debate, and they're like first i'd like to pause and thank everyone for being here. shut up and answer the question. i want to be a little more rude. shut up, tom! greg: all right. kat, i have a theory, and i'm not -- it's like does social media contribute to hostilities, or is it a release valve so the hostilities are less likely to be on the street and more likely in the broadband where nobody really gets hurt? is that correct? or are you just, like, staring at me blankly waiting for me to shut up? >> i mean, i think that people can get hurt on social media. i think that sometimes people can be really, really mean and

really, really nasty. and whenever you look at their bios, it's always like loving grandfather. [laughter] you're like, whoa, why are you like this? where does it come from? is it better that he's not yelling at his grandkids, i guess probably. greg: yes. >> i want everyone to be nice to their grandkids, so i'll be fine being called an idiot bimbo by a grandpa, you know? i can take it. but social media shows you how really ugly people are on the inside, and i think it's actually kind of terrifying. greg: tyrus -- >> huh? greg: what? >> no, you said my name. greg: that's how i try to get you interested in this show. >> oh. greg: should we all take the high road instead of -- >> like déjà vu. yeah, i take the high road. i tote the middle. i walk casually. i'm not much of a yeller. is so people scream, i'm usually more of a what? i'm a facial be guy, so social media opportunity do much for me. i do agree it's good for some people to say what they would

never say in person, in real life because the ramifications and repercussions for some of their tough talk or their negative talk, worse thing that happens to them is they get blocked. greg: right. >> you walk up to me on the street, you get your ass kicked. then you've got to heal, you've got to, you know, get new teeth -- [laughter] in some cases learn to walk again. so it's less -- people are a lot tougher without the consequences. but what works for me because i get at lot of questions asked, i tend to answer them in ways that ends the conversation. hey, tyrus, how you doing? >> maintaining. keep moving. what's going on? room temperature. just throw something at 'em. [laughter] hey, what's up? furnace. by the time they figure out what you said, you're gone. [laughter] >> i do think there's a potentially dangerous numbing effect from the social media. and much like kids playing shooter games nonstop, right, and the ability for that to stunt sort of the development of empathy in those kids, i think the social media can do the same

thing. and we don't know because it hasn't been here hong are enough -- long enough what the long-term impact can be. but i worry that it's removed the ability for us to have a reasoned conversation at least in the current moment. >> i'd like to ask my dad to stop yelling at kat timpf online. [laughter] if he would do that, that would help. stop calling her names. [laughter] >> thanks, tom. greg: no, but it is true, like, in order to have a conversation, you have to have some kind of facial recognition to see the eyes and know if somebody's kidding. 90% of all the problems on social media is because nobody knows when you're kidding, you know? like, i get in huge fights on texts from people because they read it wrong. i mean -- >> yeah, sorry about that. greg: [bleep] in jest. they bleep that stuff. [laughter] gonna make 'em work late tonight. >> you know what? that's a big problem in relationships -- greg: yes. >> because we think facts, and they write emotion. when i read it, what time are

you going to be home? [laughter] greg: exactly. >> you're on the set for 12 hours? why you always -- and then when she calls, i'm like, what? i'm not doing nothing! [laughter] i'm trying to work. why are you yelling at me? you yelled at me first when you text me. have you ever noticed now, i heard what you said. no, you didn't, you read what i said. we've become weird. greg: i know. it's gotta change. any chance for a conservative peace movement? >> i think that's great. i'm with you. greg: i think it can happen. i mean, the tea party was a peaceful movement, but it wasn't about peace, it was about economics. but i think it's possible. >> what's this thing going to be, like the peace movement of the '60s? what's the conservative peace movement? >> tie dye khakis. all right, coming up, who would you trust to babysit your kids, the 13-year-old next door or this robot? we know one of them won't be drinking your beer. ♪

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♪ ♪ greg: would you hand over your tot to a robot? it's called the ipal. it's a robot e do signed to entertain young children and be a babysitter too. it made its debut in china, and

its designers say it offers education and company for lonely children and peace of mind for adults. it's programmed to give homework lessoned and tell jokes, and parents can remotely talk to and monitor children through the robot. said a spokesperson, quote: when a child sees it, he or she will think of the robot as a friend be, as another child in the family and then kill it. [laughter] out of jealousy. i added that part. anyway, for more we asked my robot neighbor jerry what he thinks of all of this. [laughter] greg: same thing jerry says every day. [laughter] honestly, i don't even know why he's my neighbor anymore. is it dangerous having them bond with a nonsent credibility device? >> it's too cuddly. seems nice and friendly. the kid was hugging it. it's a baby sitter.

it has to be way meaner than the parents. it should be the terminator. [laughter] it's like, you know, when you have a substitute, the kids take advantage of the substitute, so the substitute has to be way meaner. you know, if i'm the regular teacher, your substitute has to be baker. greg: that's true. [laughter] >> so the robot can't be cute and cuddly, he has to be scary and meaner so that the kids do what they're told. greg: kat, would you life have been better if as a child you had an ipal? >> yes. [laughter] i think that this is a great idea, actually. greg: really? >> i think that the robot is fully capable of making sure the child does not die -- greg: that's good. >> which, as i understand it, is the number one thing parents look for in a babysitter. i was very emotionally connected to my furby as a child, and i turned out okay. greg: that's true. furby, not so well though. [laughter] tyrus, can you see these things in america? >> not with my kids.

first thing they'd do is take the robot swimming. [laughter] i would come home to a explosion in the bathtub and them going he did it, she did it. [laughter] but i would be, i have big concerns with just, with seeing, like, my kids grow up. the hardest thing for me is they're so involved -- they're very individualistic, they're very into they're ipads and video games, and when they play are other kids, sometimes it's like you to this -- here's a ball. do we download this? i'm not sure the personal, the molding, the i growing and stuff, i just don't -- i have my concerns with that. greg: really? i don't because i don't have children, and i like robots a lot, mike. robots are not affected by emotion, and that makes them better at everything because every mistake humans make is from emotion. that wasn't a question. >> yeah. that was a statement. greg: i realize that. robots, robot sitters will not

sneak a robot boyfriend into your house. [laughter] every babysitter did that when i was a kid. >> really? greg: yes. including sven. >> before i forget, i bought my daughter a furby when she was young, scared the crap out of her. it was not a good toy. although i kept it because now it's, you know, fun to scare my kids -- greg: why don't you answer the question. >> you know what? okay, here's what i think. better a robot than a clown, but i agree with tyrus that this thing's not going to throw a ball with the kids -- greg: it could. >> and the other thing is actually from a financial point of view, it's not bad. i'm conflicted on this because financially this could be good. i did a back of the envelope thing. these start around $2500. for my three boys i pay about $60 for four hours for a babysitter when my wife and i go out day trig -- [laughter] and so we, i figure $60 a pop, that's about 40 times and then that thing's paying for itself.

greg: it is. $60 for four hours? >> $15 an hour. greg: well, you're in idaho. >> we are. we just give the kids some guns and chain saws and tell the kids, get out back. the babysitter's there in case something happens. i think it's a problem. we go back to that same thing which was numbing from social media, numbing from lack of personal contact, numbing from, you know, human development. this could be another problem. >> why is personal contact good? >> well, okay. for you it might not be. >> whoever -- why is it seen as being objectively good? >> we're social beings -- >> we though? >> yeah, we are. >> exactly, tyrus. >> i just don't want to be 60 years old in my chair here, my best friend was a robot, dad. [laughter] a robot! i had no friends. you never held me. i plugged the damn thing at night so it could play with you in the morning. [laughter] i downloaded all your favorite games on there.

i tried. >> that's a good point. if you can make mine craft play on its visual thing, maybe -- greg: the other thing, too, about a robot sitter, you don't have to worry about them stealing your prescriptions. [laughter] i've been watching you. i know you're doing that. all right, before we go to break, an update on a story we've been following. recently the world went nuts watching video of canadian prime minister justin trudeau, video that appeared to show his eyebrow falling off at a press conference. and that was it. and we never saw it again. leaving us to wonder, where did the eyebrow go? what was his journey? now we have the exclusive details. here's our latest installment of where are they now. >> it's justin trudeau's eyebrow that has gone missing. look at his left eye brow fall down in the middle of a speech, if you can see it right there. what's it doing? >> that was in june. it was a story gone viral once anonymous now instantly famous, lusted, desired by everyone,

justin trudeau's left eyebrow. unprepared for his overnight fame be, he embraced the attention as well as the excess. parties, women, more parties. he cavorted with only a-listers. moustaches that ignored him before now took him under their hairy wing. life couldn't be better for justin true toe's left eyebrow until it got to be too much. justin trudeau's left eyebrow began to wilt under the heat and pressure of the spotlight. he turned to drugs and just for men hair color. [laughter] his mood grew dark. he lost his famous friends. tom selleck's moustache would no longer return his friends. chuck todd's goatee, rand paul's wet, soggy mop and all of gabe kaplan's welcome back kotter. then it become undeniable, justin trudeau's left eyebrow had hit rock bottom. he began renting himself out as a moustache for fake ids until

one fateful day when an old friend reached out. that friend none other than john bolton's moustache. [laughter] today the eyebrow runs a bed and breakfast with john bolton's moustache and says he's finally living his best life. this has been where are they now. [cheers and applause] greg: still to come, should we rethink where we choose to drink? millennials prefer not to leave their couch. i say more room for me to throw up in public. [cheers and applause] i am all about living joyfully. the new united explorer card hooks me up. getting more for getting away. traveling lighter. getting settled. rewarded! learn more at theexplorercard.com

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up again. i'm marianne rafferty. greg: hi, we're back. well, you're back. i'm currently at a l are uau -- luau. i'm tall in hawaii. [laughter] which brings me to this question, do millennialsstick because they won't -- stink because they won't go out to drink? a study says they prefer to drink at home because it takes too much effort to go out. [laughter] i'd like to say something to those three people who stay at home on their couch drinking, thank you for watching my show. [laughter] you're so much better than those other seven out at the bar. they suck. overall, more than half of american consumers prefer drinking at home. reasons range from it being more relaxing to cheaper to personal, whatever that means. the good news is if more are trig at home, that probably means fewer drunks on the road and fewerrer drunks passed out

at the bar like this sad sack. >> there he goes again. [laughter] >> he goes, what's wrong with this picture? greg: that guy's cut off. [laughter] all right. kat, i believe you are a millennial. i'm not sure. why is it too much effort to go out? >> well, yeah, it's too much effort, and it's also just not as fun. they won't change the sports games from the tvs at the bar to forensic files even if you say please. greg: yes. >> you have to drink around a bunch of strangers, and sometimes they try to talk to you -- greg: terrible. >> even if you give them that your face makes me want to throw up look, they still want to talk to you. i want to be around a bunch of drunk people who i love. greg: oh. or just your cat. >> yeah. well, you know what? i do have a cat, greg. it's not a punchline, it's a

beautiful thing. [laughter] greg: tyrus, i actually do not -- i'm not a big fan of bar drinking at night. i do during the day -- >> you're a day drinker? greg: i like to bring my work with me. >> what are you working on? greg: i actually wrote this book at a bar with. always work when you're drinking, and you feel like you're not a drunk. >> what hours would that start, say six a.m. to six p.m.? greg: no, i would go one to five or when i got blurry. >> awesome. kat, let me ask you a question. [laughter] he's a drunk, isn't he? greg: do you have an opinion? >> i was interviewing you, greg. [laughter] you know what? i partied in college. and when i was done, that was it. i mean, when i go to a bar, people can me for jobs, where the bathroom is, i get tons of

jokes, what's it like up there? it's just a long night for me -- [laughter] so i stay at home. i enjoying being at home. greg: i don't like bad drinkers -- >> inexperienced. greg: yeah, inexperienced. drinking is a gift you shouldn't -- >> first of all, jim's alibi and symposium in jersey. part of the problem with millennials is they don't know the joy of a good dive bar. greg: i disagree. but go ahead. >> and the other thing, i read the story, and i probably misread it, but i read it as if they were doing that thing they seem to like to do which is to claim ownership or invention of something that's been going on for generations. my parents were born in the '20s, they and their generation invented drinking at home. tiki bars. greg yes. we had one. my dad and mom were born in the '20s, they had a a tiki bar in the backyard. they called it a lanai.

>> that's when they came out with the tom collins mixes, and i remember sitting there watching my parents drinking at home and thinking one day that'll be me. [laughter] greg: did you ever wonder why they started acting funny? why are mommy and daddy acting funny? [laughter] >> they usually sent us to bed before that happened. greg: you didn't understand that, like, over time they started acting differently. why are they acting differently? tom, what are your thoughts on this? >> ah, young people. they should get out. you've got to get out more. you know where i like to drink? sears. [laughter] great place to drink. you can, you know, all different departments. don't go to the craftsman section. [laughter] but, yeah. i like to get out there, take a flask with me. it's always nice. i need a place since toys r us closed, greg. [laughter] >> deared god. dear god. >> although he's got a valid

point. the joy of a flask. greg: yeah, you know, a flask -- you can't carry them anymore because you're always being frisked. you used to be able to take them to concerts -- >> or on airplanes. >> wait a minute, it has to be empty. >> i'm saying you use to be able to. >> oh, okay. not that i've ever been held up with a flask in an airport, but one would think liquid, you know, can't get that through. greg: the other cool thing about drinking at home is it forces you to make your home less depressing. build a little bar, a little area to drink. it's kind of nice. >> it depends on the person, greg. you might drink because your home is depressing. [laughter] >> i sit around -- >> white russian it up while watching law and order. why are you acting like that? just leave many -- me alone. >> i sit around drinking wipe out of mugs. that's depressing. i don't think it's a problem. it holds things, and they have

handle. they have a handle. it makes it easier for me to gesture around when i'm talking to my cat. [laughter] >> like this? >> you know, like are, you know, like that when you talk. greg: there is no -- wine tastes the same whether it's in a mug or a wine glass. >> i disagree. >> yeah. disagree. greg: should we do a whole other segment -- >> when you go to a party and they have wine and you have to drink out of the red cup, i'm going home. greg: oh. racist. [laughter] coming up, where the hell do these go at night? we'll answer audience questions. stick around. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ooh-wee, grab an umbrella kids 'cause dad's gonna make it rain "tre tres". he's saying he's gonna score a bunch of three-pointers on you. yeah, we ball til we fall. there are multiples on the table: one is cash, three are fha, one is va. so what can you do? she's saying a whole lotta people want to buy this house. but you got this! rocket mortgage by quicken loans makes the complex simple.

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army twin brother jacob has an autism spectrum disorder i remember one moment after being at school all day and i remember him getting into the car just balling... and saying: "mom, i have no friends" "why don't i have any friends?" it broke my heart. ♪brother let me be your shelter♪ ♪never leave you all alone

that was the moment when i realized that i needed to do something about this. i needed to make a difference in his life. go! and i knew that if i could help him find a friend, i could help teach other people that including people with differences is the right thing to do. ♪bring it home ♪brother let me be your shelter♪ that was the inspiration behind my non-profit "score a friend" educating people to include the people with differences is so important because when jacob's included he feels like he can succeed in life and he feels like he actually has a purpose. ♪..home ♪ ♪ greg: now if i haven't told you, i'm on vacation, so i figured this as good of a time as any to answer some questions. some are from viewers, some are just questions that randomly popped into my head. first question, if you could have any other job, what would

it be? baker. >> fireman. greg: fireman? why. >> i had the good fortune of going down to florida to the fire academy and going down there and running through their program, and it's amaze what they do. plus i think -- greg: they fight fires. >> yeah. every day you wake up and you realize what you're doing is potentially saving lives. every day. think how energizing that must be. greg: and their trucks are so shiny. >> there is that. greg: tom, same question. >> wouldn't mind doing a little cobbling, gregful. greg: cobbling? >> always wanted to be a cobbler. let me see those shoes. [laughter] i forgot. in your village if you were a cobbler, you got all the ladies. >> absolutely. greg: that's true. >> maybe a blacksmith too, that's kind of cool. >> a what? [laughter] >> i like the art of smithery. greg: that's how you got the last name smithey.

kat? >> sea lion trainer. greg: why is that? >> you get to hang out with sea lions, and you tell them to do something and they do it, you give them a fish. >> have you smelled them when they get together? >> yeah, but -- >> it's not good. >> don't crush my dreams. >> i'm sorry. greg: tyrus? >> your boss. >> oh! [laughter] [applause] greg: don't clap. egging him on. i would like to be my own personal masseuse. [laughter] wouldn't that be great? be able to massage yourself? whenever you get a massage, it's never that good. you're going, ah, do more around the neck. ah, you just missed the best part. but if you're your own personal masseuse, you're always many tune. maybe i have a problem. [laughter] >> that would be a write-up.

greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i'm interested -- what do you think, tom? what would you teach? >> i think i'd go gym teacher. greg: really, why? >> just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you'd make 'em climb the rope, wouldn't you? >> yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling you'd be a great teacher -- >> i was a teacher. i teach history, so i'll stick with that. all the answers are in the book. [laughter] whenever a kid fail a test, he's like -- bra, answer's in the book. how do you think i know this stuff? greg: i was always trying to steal the answer key. everybody wants the answer key,

ka,. that was the whole point. what about you? what would you teach? >> i couldn't do it. greg: no? >> high school kids terrify me. greg: what about grade school kids? >> even scarier. greg: yeah? what about preschool kids? >> scary too. greg: how about pets? you want to -- >> i will teach sea lions. [laughter] greg: i would do introduction to greg gutfeld, and the curriculum would be my latest book, the gutfeld monologue, available on amazon, simon & schuster or other -- >> there was space on there to get a few more pictures of myself. greg: believe me, i wanted more. we have time for one more question. here's how next one. who is going to be the next president? ooh. kat? >> i think trump's going to win again. greg: but after trump? >> me. [laughter] greg: okay. tyrus -- [applause] so is that tam of 2024?

>> yeah. they're all going to vote for me. [cheers and applause] greg: tyrus? >> what are you talking about? trump's president for life, don't you -- [laughter] greg: do you think he's going to have a vote where he gets rid of the term limits? >> right after i become press secretary, yep. i can't wait to to come out and say, forever. [laughter] greg: tom? >> i think it's, the door to celebrity has opened up. but it's not going to be oprah or anybody you think. who was that guy on friends? joey? i think he's -- >> matt leblanc? love him. greg: i do too. especially since his hair went gray. mike, what about you? >> i'm going with kat, i think trump will win, the dems are going to eat their own. it's going to look like the republican primary, they're going to have 16-18 candidates, they're going to destroy each other. after trump i suspect it probably could be my wife. she's the smartest, most

eligible person i know. greg: somebody got in a fight. >> thank you. greg: somebody got in a fight. [laughter] but the idea of the contrast between one and many is why trump won. they do these studies with product. like if you want to sell a soft pillow, you don't compare it to a firm pillow, you compare it to five, and everybody likes the contrast. if you had 17 candidates, that's why trump won because everybody looked the same. it's going to happen with democrats. they're going to get 15, and that one person that stands out, that's different -- could be a professional athlete, a comedian -- >> how about guy who sawed his boat in half on the commercial? greg: yes. [laughter] you read my mind. [laughter] god, he's insane. still to come, our favorite commercials and the return of press secretary tyrus, that's next. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪motorcycle revving

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♪ ♪ greg: and now a time to take a look back at the baroque period in europe. just kidding. we're taking a look at our favorite videos.

>> sometimes i need the hard news of the day, but other times i just want to cuddle. why can't i have both? >> well, now you can with the new bret bear. [laughter] just squeeze his tummy and get informed. >> the 4 isst president -- 41st president wants to go to maine this summer. >> he's there when you start your day. >> french president emmanuel macron and his wife arrived yesterday -- >> and with his signature tie, pocket square and flag pin, he fits in with even the most sophisticated crown. crown -- crowd. and he's there at the end of your day too. >> when i get home at night, i just want something to hold that brings me comfort, but i also want the news. >> at this hour voters are still casting ballots in arizona's special election. >> thanks, bret bear. >> and don't forget, he can help you nail a job interview. >> rough day on wall street, the s&p 500 lost 36, the nasdaq

finished down 121. >> how about now? >> you're hired. [laughter] >> so get your bret bear today. >> i'm bret baier in washington, and i'll see you later. [laughter] greg: all right. [cheers and applause] tyrus, what have you got? >> actually, greg, my favorite is one no one has even seen yet. as you know, i sometimes fill as the white house press secretary, and i did it again this week. take a look. [inaudible conversations] >> it's good to be back. if any of you have questions for greg, make it fast. i've got a birthday party to be at in 30 minutes. >> can you tell us how the invitees were selected? >> yeah. it's a private party that greg's hosting for his pet ferret claude. he said if i don't attend, fusion gps will release a dossier on me. he invited the president too, but i'm pretty sure he's busy.

>> is there anything you can tell us about that? >> i mean, what can you possibly buy a ferret for his birthday besides maybe a dead rabbit? >> did you actually rule out doing that? >> brah, i don't know. i highly doubt he shows up. >> what happens next, sir? >> greg probably won't be too happy. he rented out an entire chuck e. cheese for this party. the manager's really concerned after what happened last year. >> what is he basing that concern on? >> oh, i don't know, maybe claude climbing on tables and eating other people's pizza or greg refusing to leave the kids' ball pit because we're all the same size, officer, it shouldn't matter. >> he knows what was done, and he is saying these allegations are baseless. >> baseless. he's just trying to save face. truth is after a few shasta root beers, dude gets wild. >> how are we supposed to -- >> this is a fox news alert.

secretary of state mike pompeo holding a press availability in tokyo alongside the foreign ministers of japan and south korea. let's listen in. >> before i talk about north korea, i want to say that we are closely following the news of the flooding and landslides that are hitting western japan. the united states expresses its deep condolences to the families of those who died, and we send our thoughts and prayers to the families who are injured or missing. to our japanese friends, the american people stand with you as you recover from this tragedy. as we build on the momentum of president trump and chairman kim jong un's historic summit, the united states, the republic of korea and japan continue to strengthen our trilateral cooperation to achieve the goals set out in singapore. to that very end, today's meeting was a top priority after my talks in north korea these past days. over two dayses my team and i

met with the vice minister and his colleagues. weed had good -- we had good, productive conversations which which will continue in the days and weeks ahead. in the meantime, sanctions remain in place. and we will continue to enforce them with great vigor. during the visit we intended to build upon the agreements made by president trump and chairman kim, and we made progress. but first, let me make clear north korea reaffirmed its commitment the complete denuclearization. we had detailed and substantive discussions about the next steps towards a fully verified and complete denuclearization. in addition, north korea agreed to meet in mid july to discuss the repatriation of remains of our american service members. north korea also reaffirmed its earlier commitment to destroy its missile engine test site

which will make the region and the world safer. we also established a working level team that will carry out the day-to-day work of our two sides. yep, the road ahead will be difficult and challenging, and we know critics try to minimize -- will try to minimize the work that we've achieved. but our allies, like the republic of korea and japan, president trump and i believe that peace is worth the effort. and that's something that we all want. as allies, we share and are committed to the same goal, the fully verified, final denuclearization of north korea as agreed to by chairman kim jong un. as president trump has said, there is no limit to what north korea can achieve if it gives up its nuclear weapons. should the dprk follow i through on its commitments, we look forward to helping north korea obtain prosperity and earn the respect of the world. however, north korea will first have to fulfill its commitments

to denuclearize. sanctions will remain in place until final fully-verified denuclearization as agreed to by chairman kim occurs. multiple u.n. security council resolutions unanimously passed require all nations to fully enforce those sanctions. our three countries will continue to be vocal in reminding each country of its obligations to do so. and so while we are encouraged by the progress of these talks, progress alone does not justify the relaxation of the existing sanctions regime. there is also no change to our ironclad commitment to the defense of our allies, the republic of korea and japan. the security of our allies is integral to our american security. the united states looks forward to continuing our close coordination with japan and south korea as we achieve

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endeavor. we have also confirmed once again that the rok/u.s. alliance is firm and strong and shenandoah valley, yes, i did it. thanks for watching. [♪] jesse: welcome to. "watters' world." backfiring activism. hard core democratic activists are threat being to overwhelm the rest of the party. they disrupt peaceful events and cause violence. this week we saw a teenager attacked for wearing a make america great again hat. in lower manhattan americans were sightseeing. suddenly a radical african-american activist began scaling t