reaction the president has been getting from catches here as he continues his foreign trip ahead of the big one on monday, with the leader of russia. utah republican senator mike lee on saturday. "the five" now. >> hello, i'm dana perino along with lisa, jesse watters, juan, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york still, this is "the five." >> president trump is in the u.k. making waves holding a press conference with british prime minister theresa may. the president downplaying the fallout of a controversial interview he gave to british newspaper, "the sun" where he accused may of breaking brexit and breaking off any chance of a vital u.s. trade deal. >> i didn't criticize the prime minister. i have a lot of respect. unfortunately a story that was

done, which was generally fine, but didn't put in what i said about the prime minister. i said tremendous things. it's called fake news. she's going to make a decision what she's going to do. the only thing i ask of teresa is that we make sure we can trade that, we don't have any restrictions. we want to trade with the u.k. and the u.k. wants to trade with us. >> dana: the president was met with thousands of protesters and a giant flying trump baby blich in london he said made him feel unwelcome. >> oh. >> president trump: make me feel unwelcome. no reason for me to go to london. i used to love london as a city, haven't been there for a long time. when they make you feel unwelcome, why would i stay there? >> dana: one of the biggest issues angering demonstrate osh is trump's tough stance on immigration a subject he broached during the press conference, warning britain about the potential risks.

>> president trump: it's been very bad for europe. i think europe is a place i know very well. and i think what has happened is very tough. it is a tough situation. i mean, you see the same terror attacks that i do. i know it's politically not necessarily correct to say that. but i'll say it and i'll say it loud. and i think they better watch themselves. >> dana: greg, you lived in the u.k. let's start with london. amazing to me that that many people have the day off to just hack out. >> on a friday afternoon. the interesting thing the balloon has absolutely no effect. trump is bigger than the balloon. i mean, he actually is as a phenomenon, wherever he goes, has a greater impact than anything there. so he is the number one story in england, the biggest thing in england, bigger than big ben. i want to make an analogy if i may to my friends in england. i'm an anglo file, i blov the music. in the 1970s music was plagued

by irrelevant splieshgs genesis, emerson, lake and palmer. pop a song to a 15 minute drum so low. in 197 of the ramons, the ramons from new york, queens, went to england and played. and what happened? destroyed that whole scene. all of the punk bands started. the clash, the sex pistols. sound familiar? donald trump is the ramons of politics. what he's done is what punk is to music trump is doing to the entire political scene. he's a brow tall, blunt, game-changing but he's elementally true. you may not like punk rock but the messages were truth. that's what you're seeing. the first punk president. >> is that the metaphor you said would blow our minds? >> i got it from my buddy paul. he said he's a punk rock president. i said yes. >> punk rock president.

i like the country music president, too. >> you had one, bush. >> he does kind of rage. >> rage against the machine. you want to carry this forward? >> i will. i was thinking of something similar. everyone focuses on the way president trump says things. but the way he says it makes you focus on what he's saying. for instance, if president trump hadn't said germany was held captive by russia we wouldn't be talking about the pipeline which is important shall it does give russia leverage over germany and other european nations. it is important, when we're all talking about russia aggression and putting sanctions on russia, undercuts that narrative and objective if they're funneling money through the pipeline. we wouldn't be talking about that if it didn't say. that immigration, all you have to do is look at the paris attackers, the ease they're able to get around europe, go back to syria, come back, hiding in places that are the e pit misdemeanor failure of

immigration policy, and look of assimilation. he says she is things at the face it seems outlandish but we we be tacking about the substance if he didn't say it that way? >> dana: i don't know. maybe, maybe not. i was thinking about the theresa may commence. they released the audio. he said it was fake, but i think that maybe he felt a little bad that she felt slighted in her own paper while he was there. >> i think he felt bad, he felt a human emotion that, is possible with this president. and a lot of people think he's a maniacal robot. but the way he was over the top praising her, is a strong, decisive ally, that is a big winner. >> dana: now we'll get a trade deal looks like. >> when president obama said if you do brexit we'll get in the back of the line on the trade. he's done the opposite and reached his arm across the atlantic and offered an olive branch. i thought meeting the queen was

the bigger thing today. the visual that was pumped into the world. when we see this on television, people enjoy the spectacle of it, they love the red and the colors and she's in the blue and the president's trying to walk like this. it's just very formal. shows how the president was respected. i know the president personally enjoys that kind of pomp and circumstance. he enjoys the respect, them rolling out the red carpet. but it really solidified the special relationship. you saw the image of him holding theresa may's hand. then they had tea with the queen. gave him a big boost of adrenaline at the end of this. at the end much it, when you look at it, the european countries did make commitments to boost their defense spending. and nato is invigorated, i believe, more focused on the task at hand. on confronting russia. i think at the end of the day, the trip to europe was positive and we've had great economic news this week, strzok humiliated himself.

>> dana: we'll get to that, jesse, my gosh. [laughing] juan go ahead. >> wow, i will say, i didn't anticipate you making the argument for immigration. we should send the kids from queens over to london, why not, right. >> it changed the world. >> trump said that, in fact, the immigrants are tearing the fabric of europe and london apart. he goes after the mayor. and by the way, jesse, he said that he loves theresa may. he's the one that gave the interview. not like somebody forced him to talk to the "sun" newspaper. he gave an interview hostile toward a leader he was about to sit down with. he created the chaos. >> then he created the making-up together. >> dana: that might work out in theresa may's favor. it put him a little bit on the defensive, and it put him in a position of being amiable.

because she was gracious, she said no problem, it's fine, very british, stiff upper lip, she's going to walk away with possibly a trade deal earlier in the week the country was falling apart. >> i think johnson left, i don't know how close they are to falling apart. he said she's a strong leader. i don't know. i will say, he goes over there, he stirs the pot, then he tries to unstir the pot. again, he is, you know, the be-all of the whole story. to me, you can't get over the fact that, one, 100,000 people in the streets of london? i mean, forget -- >> let me get greg in here. the london protest, benjamin hall reporting, was that they were really campaigning against capitalism. >> it's true, a lot of this, this is what happens with left wing protesters, it's a grab bag of everything. women dressed up as characters from the handmade's tale, the fictional miniseries about miss oj is in particular dystopia, women forced into sexual slavery.

i doubt any of those women dressed up as handmade's did anything about the mass rape in england. >> birmingham? >> rotherdam. the sexual slavery there, was a scandal that went on for years. i don't see any signs for that. but to one's point -- to juan's point, everybody hates his style, everybody hates his style. that's why he's punk rock. but the "new york times" even had to admit today, was it today's paper, the headline trump got everything obama ever asked for. >> i department see that but sounds like a good one. >> that isn't news. >> that's one of the things in the "new york times" i agree with. >> in a way he's not even playing to the europeans. he's not playing to theresa play. >> dana: everybody plays to their domestic audience. >> he's playing to the american base, when he brings up immigration he's trying to stir it up. he talks about terrorism.

there's no truth, are you kidding? europe, what did theresa may say? immigration has been great for great britain. that's what she said. >> juan, all from germany to denmark to sweden to all of these populace are rising up. >> correct. he's playing to a populace, nationalist sentiment he would like to excite at home for the mid terms. that is not the case that you are breaking apart europe and the fabric is being torn and that the mayor of london is responsible for the terrorism. i hope he says that, with vladimir putin. >> one of the signs today that was preposterous, note to trump no to trump, no to war. what war? trump is not the war monger. >> the war on the press. >> that one article in the "new york times."

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moments before robert mueller indicted 12 russian officers for election meddling. as you know yesterday's hearing was contentious, ugly, and fiery. republicans and democrats still going at it. >> we won't get justice from the democrats. you saw the democrats give a five-hour cat bath to peter strzok. >> the republicans did not show up yesterday to hear the answers. they wanted to use the questions to undermine bob mueller's investigation. all april effort to protect the president. >> you had a democrat say because strzok was testifying and we were asking hard questions that he deserved a purple heart. how absurd with you be to say suggest something like that. >> i think the republicans abted like a defense team of donald trump. i'm sure the kremlin is very, very happy. >> i think it shows how much they hate donald trump. this is a guy who has been key moated by the fbi, criticized by the fbi director, by the inspector general.

demoted to the human resources and is under investigation for an ethics review. >> clearly a show put on by the republicans. >> i think we're really being distracted by this hearing. that was probably the main purpose to try and raise questions, again, about the mueller investigation. >> former fbi attorney lisa page meeting with congressional investigators behind closed doors after initially defying the subpoena to answer questions about her text message exchanges trashing trump. the dust has settled after yesterday's hearing. now how do you feel? >> i know people are going to get mad, everyone there was obnoxious both sides. what bothered me were the self-appointed white knights of the democrats, protecting strzok. then the republicans showboating to a point where they turned him into oliver north. but first you had the democrats offering strzok more cover than

an oversized straw hat. then you had the republicans constantly trying to pull off the oversized straw hat. it drove me crazy. the thing is, the point of this hearing is there's nothing you're going to get out of talking to strzok. accusing somebody of bias in 2016 is like accusing some one of being high at woodstock. we were alibi yased. i know i was, we were all biased. we had serious fights here. everybody had strong feelings. are you going to say he was an fbi agent, in charge of an investigation. you can't prove that his bias affected that. you can believe it, i believe it, but can't prove it. >> the inspector general said that very thing, it's obvious, looks like bias but i can't say that there was any action that he took because of it. i don't know. >> do you think there is anything substantive to come out of the hearing that people can sink their teeth into? >> dana: i if i if there were we would be tacking about it.

what happened is this drove partisans on both sides to their deepest, darkest places. strzok was quite smug and arrogant. why they didn't just let him be that way instead of making themselves look horrible. that's what everybody is talking about. >> he came across -- >> how did louie gohmetz make them look horrible. >> there is plenty of press. >> it was way rude to somehow try to shame him for his affair and bring his wife into it? >> we said that yesterday. >> i'm telling you today, you are asking about todaynd the impact it had. the key point was from the public an perspective, prove that this man was so biased that the entire investigation into trump is, in fact, useless, that you can't honestly judge what happened, with the russian interference and potential collusion because of peter strzok's behavior. what it revealed, if you want

news headline, there was no such plot to undermine trump. he could have come out with news about the russian investigation, he didn't do it. >> no, no, no. >> go ahead. >> people say this, i think it's actually incorrect. hillary clinton was under a criminal investigation because there was enough evidence of potential wrongdoing to have a criminal investigation by the fbi. the russia investigation was a counter intelligence investigation, largely looking at a foreign power, potentially involved, or elections. two entirely different things. comey told president trump when he was firms the elected three different times he wasn't under investigation. so, no, those aren't two of the same things. >> correct. >> i hate when people say that, it's not true. >> let me respond. what you have now is a situation where mike flynn and others in the trump campaign, in fact, have either plead guilty or today as we saw in terms of the indictment you see people reaching out. rod rosenstein said nobody on

the american side may have been aware of the efforts by these russians. what you have, lisa, is today with the indictment i think it was 12 today, 13 dieted in february, its -- indicted in february, it's clear there was russian interference ongoing. >> the point is hillary clinton was the subject of criminal investigation, different. >> no, it's not, it was an ongoing investigation, being run by the fbi. guess who was in charge? peter strzok. the big point for me, here you get president trump today, saying, oh, i guess i'll bring it up with putin on monday. but there was no perry mason moment. >> let's get some one else in here. juan, in the hillary deal she had set up a private server against the law and shredded the echls mails. >> oh, my gosh. >> there was evidence of wrongdoing. they started the counter intelligence. >> why don't you go back to benghazi? >> there was no wrongdoing. let's talk about the indictment.

>> go back to -- all you want to do is talk about hillary clinton. you don't want to talk about -- >> i never said that. >> you want to talk about hillary clinton. what strikes me, if you look at the strzok e-mails i'm amazed. he's going after eric holder. he's going after chelsea clinton. he's going after the democrats. one comment about donald trump. >> more than one. >> can i wrap it up with a contrast? compare the nato summit to what we saw yesterday. you have a shouting mass of historics of establishment politicians. and you have a lone singular person who gets crap done. >> i can't wrap my head around congress having a 10% approval rating. >> thoo who are the 10%? >> university of wyoming cowboy slogan gets wrangled up in the heat of controversy. >> terrible. >> the uproar when we return. no matter who rides point,

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♪ >> oh, my. the p.c. police at it again, this time in the cowboy state. a new marketing slogan at the university of wyoming, which says, quote, the world needs more cowboys, end quote. getting a backlash. the phrase sparking outrage from faculty and native american groups claiming it's sexist and racist, it excludes women and people of color. the university defending the slogan saying their cowboys are diverse. we now go to our local cowgirl, dana perino. >> dana: this is ridiculous. my dad went to university of wyoming, proud cowboy. liz cheney, i don't know if that's -- am i allowed to say that? she just got into the school going to be on the rodeo team which is exciting. i do like it that the board of trustees unanimously rejected this nonsense, that i do think

this is proof that the world actually does need more cowboys, it's preposterous. the other thing, when you are a part of a school and they say the world needs more cowboys or they say where did you go to school, what was the mascot. >> the bantam. >> were there male bantams and female bantam. ms? like the wolverines. >> they had a good response, they like the idea if people respond to cowboyses on john wayne and the marlboro man, white males, they would be surprised if they opened up and realized, hey, there are women, people of color, native americans, blacks, et cetera. and contrast would say there's a different reality to the unfortunate of wyoming. do you think that sells? >> i think it sells but it's simpler when you say this is a place for cowboys. that why slogans work. you don't say this is the place where there are cowboys, cowgirls, my jorpt cowgirls, my

norpt could you persons and indians. that can't fit on the brochure. i also don't understand indians can't be a mascot and cowboys kept be a mascot. what does that leave you? what else was on the prairie. >> laura ingalls. >> you have to have something. people are soft in this country f you get offended or can't handle the mascot at the university you go to, you're weak and you aren't going to cut it in the real world. >> is that right? >> right. >> dana: could youpersons? >> never, never. >> everybody can be a cowboy. it's so stupid. my broader concern, the weakness of society. we aren't building future generations of leaders. what general mattis is walking around college campus when you're taught not to tolerate people with different opinions, different races, you shut people down that look at life in a different way than you. how do you go out into the real world and face reality? how are we breeding the next generation of leaders when everyone is so soft and weak.

>> wait a second. the contrary thought would be you don't want a slogan that makes people feel shrewded. >> oh, juan! you can be a cowboy, i can you a cowboy, jesse can be a cowboy. >> it excludes people not in the university. that's the deal. when you have a mascot at the university you rally around the mascot. >> i'm all for that, greg. >> easy solution, change the name to bovine administrator. how does that work? that is an, i came up with that, are you sure this story wasn't concocted in an underwater lab by brian kilmede and steve doocy for fox and frichbdz? this is the perfect epitome of the outrage story. comes down to a simple equation we're running into every single day. do you change everything in life to satisfy a tiny, tiny block of people who are only demanding these changes for an exercise in

domination? because you know that changing cowboy to bovine administrator is not going to improve your life as an activist or social justice warrior. it's not going to do anything to your life. this is about pure attention-seeking behavior. sniffing constantly for vulnerability where you can say, ah-hah, are you an oppressor, you must change now. and that's what this is about. >> it's never good enough. >> more people have to be like this college and say we're willing to risk the slings and arrows of an angry, tiny percentage of people. grow up. >> it was unanimous. >> yeah, yeah, everyone by the way. >> that means everyone on the board. >> yes. >> but it doesn't mean prospective students, believe me the reason they're having this marketing campaign is to bring in more people. they don't want people coming from other parts of the country to say, oh -- >> if you are applying to the university of wyoming, i'm pretty sure you know what you are getting. >> you probably don't have that

big a problem in life if this is what you're fix yated on. >> the people who speak about this are identity politics, it's destroying their futures. they're coming after people who have useful and productive in society. we have to worry about this. people are losing their jobs because they step on the wrong little land mines. >> i think the identity politician here is the opposite, you can have a broader identity for the cowboy, which i think some people are saying, than simply the marlboro man. people wanted to do that. >> monday we'll talk about the marlboro man. >> okay. yes, more outrage for you. after forbes calls reality tv star kiely jenner one of america's richest, this is the controversial part, self-made woman. that's next. -i've seen lots of homes helping new customers

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♪ >> welcome back. is this what self-made looks like? backlash after the latest forbes cover touting reality tv star kiely jenner as, quote, set to be to be the youngest-ever self-made billionaire. some say she had help from her famous family. dictionary.com got in on it, tweeting self-made means having succeeded in life unaided. one twitter user says calling kiely enarea self- made billionaire is like claiming you made soup from scratch by opening a can. everybody loves a good pull yourself up from the boot straps story. greg, is kiely jenner self-made? . i don't know if that's the problem. i think the big thing message here is that she owns what she does. this is something that i, you know, everyone should be thinking about when they're young. echb if you're in your 30s or your 40s you have four to five

decades left. you should own something if it doesn't grow, you had the pleasure of owning it. if it does grow can you get rich. she's aspirational for so many young people to turn your hobby or your love into an occupation because you have the internet. you can open up a store front. if you're interested in a certain product or thing you can make it your own. if you don't make any money it's still your hobby. if you make money, you make money. i think this is, a lot of people are, you know, making fun of her. i think it's kind of -- pretty cool, she majored in herself. she is the ceo of her own person. >> and, dana, okay three years she's made $900 million. that's a lot of money. she owns 100% of the business. >> exactly. >> you know is this fair? >> dana: i think a little bit is jealousy. it would be more impressive if she had been born with zero and her parents never helped herb and she didn't have famous sisters.

but in today's world how many people, my dad helped me find a summer job at a place where i worked in an office and workeded my way up. how many people you interview because you're friends, your friend's daughter needs a job. everybody is helping somebody out. she happened to make a lot of money that way. >> the fat jewish from instagram, people say that, is starting a go fund me page to raise the additional $100 million. it's obviously a joke to get attention. but, jesse, what do you make of this? >> i'm self made. >> yes you are. >> i starteds production assistant here. i didn't have any help from anybody. people trying to keep me down. [laughing] no, listen, she's really attractive, that's the key. she had a sister who got famous for you know what. and then she capitalized on that. a famous name, famous family. obviously has business savvy.

these product lines, the makeup lines, whatever it is, are incredible. people admire her. i have a lot of respect for her. if she wants to share the fortune, i'm here. >> juan, i'm sure you follow the jenner-kardashian group. what do you think of all of this? >> i think it's hilarious. maybe can you answer, why are these people famous other than -- >> you don't want to us get into that. >> i don't have any idea. i think then somebody comes out with anything, dment have to be cosmetics, could have been clothing, cars, i don't know. then everybody sells it on the basis of the name. somehow give her credit i don't understand forbes. i read forbes. but to say self-made, boy, talk about privileged. that's privileged. that's family wealth connection. and a mom who is an absolute shark when it comes to business. so, i mean, i think maybe you should have put the mother on the cover not her.

>> good point. >> the mom has made $17 million off of the makeup line. jesse, if some one else's name was on the cover and they used the term "self-made -- >> whoever said it was jealousy. people want to hate her, she looks good on instagram. she photographs really well. she has tons of fans online. all of these young women want to be here and look like her. >> that's the bad news. >> this is telling people what to do -- you don't to have go to college, all right? there are other options in this world. and social media and the internet, as bad as they are, opportunities for people to say you know what, i'm going to -- i like doing x, i'm going to concentrate on x. i don't need to go to college. i think this is inspirational. >> i think it's destructive. if that's the lesson. the odds are, in america, get the college degree. >> and have tons of college debt. the arm 21-year-old is in total debt.

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>> we're going to polka through the summer. i'm back from vacation ready for fan mail friday. this is a good one from french 12871, that's his name, interesting. what annoys you the most when you are flying, jesse? >> i have a lot. >> i know that's why you're going last. >> i don't like not flying first class. [laughing] hard to go from first chas and go back to coach. you have to admit. >> back with the peasants? [laughing] >> i don't like when people kick the back of my seat. you know, i don't like when the bathroom is occupied and i have to go. there's a lot i don't like. it can go on forever. >> juan? >> just from the start i don't like the line.

security line, especially, like holiday and you get a lot of people who aren't regular fliers and they stand there, like, they want to argue why do i have to take off my jewelry. lady, shut up. i wept to the mets game and i have a clear line there. and i like, i think people should use it. >> more people used it, then they need another clear line. >> clearer. >> clear-plus. >> you know when lines aren't bad, newark airport and waiting in line, and chris tonsoris was there, very handsome. then the line didn't matter. >> you know what you told me? even chris hems worth has to wait in line, just like us. >> go ahead. >> i'm going with when somebody is playing their head phones louder than they should and you can kind of hear the music but not really? anybody eating things like sunflower seeds on a plane, absolutely not, that's bad form.

and also, the other thing that annoys me, some people can't help it, but the shaking of the leg up and down. >> that's me. >> because you're trying to read your book or do something. only thing request see out of the corner of your eye is somebody's leg like this. thank god it's a leg. they will tell you, know what i hate? i'll tell you what happened to me flying back from vacation. i don't like, people taking off their shoes and socks. >> disgusting. >> your feet are the least attractive part of your body. going on the plane with my wife and we're not seated together but in the same row. and so, i wait, for the guy to come and sit next to me i go, hey, do you mind, would you like a window seat so i could sit with my wife. he said no, i'm okay. and he sat down. i look at elaine, i'm sorry. he sits down. then he goes, i just want to let you know, huge fan. i watch the show every day i love the show. i'm going what a great fan. i kind of respect that, all

right. >> the take-away is everyone is easy to travel wmpblt i have high standards. >> you know what, let me throw it out, i thought of something worse when they make you sit on the tarmac for 3 or 4 hours. >> that's panicky, being stuck in an elevator, with 300 strangers with their socks off. facebook question from michael w., baseball players have walkout music for when they walk out to the plate when they bat. what would your walkout song be when walking on the set? >> boys of summer. >> i love that song. >> that's your answer to everything. >> i know. who do you hang out with this boys of summer. >> all comes down to boys. >> i would steal from the president and do "you can't always get what you want," i did it a at conference one time. i think it's hilarious that so many people dislike him.

>> i want mine to be hail to the chief. >> in first class? >> eye of the tiger, or i like bobby brown's "my prerogative." that's a cool song. >> terrible person. >> this takes me back to third grade and josh williams asked who high favorite band was and i said reo speed wagon and he made fun of me. >> who? >> josh williams. >> i bet me's nobody now. probably watches you. >> he had an ac/dc shirt. >> then he was cool. maybe he was right. there's no comparison. >> i was kind of lame. >> now that he runs gold man sacks. >> you have to know when to hold 'em? >> a good laundry song. i would do the theme to chaps. oh, okay, i'll be quick. what's your funniest blooper, dana? >> dana: when i got bleeped one

time, eric holder was saying something in the sound bite and i didn't know we were coming back to air and i was saying something derogatory about the comment and i got caught and bloeped. like somebody else who used to be on the show. only two people who have been bleeped. >> you're one of them. >> yeah. >> this was off camera, i walked into a glass door today. you have to pull the security footage. >> life is full of ploop percent that's a blooper? >> every day. >> we made tv, juan. any blooper? >> i say stupid things all the time. >> you know what, your fans will agree with you. >> lisa, any mistakes? >> well, like trying to say something and you forget, then it's silence. >> all right, all right. mine was when i did a segment on "red eye" about circus peanuts. that's all i'm going to say. i didn't say it that way. one more thing, up next.

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>> dana: time for one more thing. like the best commercial wreck in a long time -- commercial break in a long time. one more thing. ♪ >> guess what. dana is going joke of the day.

i have to get my ear piece in. have you heard about the latest pirate movie? >> no. >> rated arrr! [applause] i love that jesse gets it. what does the dune say to the ocean? >> when are you coming over? >> how you dune? >> that's good. >> did i do it right? what did the fish do during summer break? what did the fish do during summer break? >> pick up gils? >> nothing, they're always in school. >> oh! >> which letter is the coolest? eye. why did i stop searching for shellfish on the beach? >> you got crabby? >> you got crabs? . i pulled a muscle. >> i like you got crabs better.

never mind. >> the greg gutfeld show saturday 12:00 p.m., i have charles, he's on every single show today. >> he's searing searzucker. >> joe mackey, tomorrow night, catch the show. also my book tour starts, i'll be beginning in august 4 in texas, in texas for a couple of days, new york, new jersey. and where else will i be? california. but i know you're going to love this, august 25, the villages. >> the villages! >> awesome. >> donald trump meets the queen. and fee if a clashes with i.c.e. out of control road rage and security video. "watters' world" saturday night, 8:00 p.m., the ladies, katy, gillian makes her "watters' world" debut. >> juan williams.

>> well, one arizona woman lucky to be alive after she became trapped in her car which plunged into a canal off a highway in mesa. at first the rescuers attempting to see if anyone is alive. they indicate no one survived n a flash he sees or feels movement, throws his keys to the shore and dives under the water. the firefighter emerges with the woman in his arms. firefighters pulled the two on to land and the woman in her 50s gasped for air, she's expected to be okay. man, i got to tell you, she better thank her lucky stars. amazing rescue, hats off to the fireman and everybody involved. >> lisa. >> well, candidate katie airington is back on the campaign trail. she got into a terrible car accident where the driver of a vehicle who was intoxicated sadly passed away. damaged her vertebrae, lost her small intense tin, most of her small intense tin, lost her right colon, but back on the

campaign trail f anyone does not believe in good she says look at me. kudos to the other candidate, who stayed off the campaign trail. >> she's tough. watch out, she will be a competitor. you have another question? >> friday the 13th, what is your biggest superstition, dana? dvp pass, i'm going to come back. >> is this a game show? >> i don't walk under ladders. >> reel i. >> that's also for safety. >> i guess i pick up pennies. >> really? >> yeah. >> i don't know if it's -- i pray before every show. i don't think it's a superstition. >> maybe i should try. >> you can mam what i do. you can imagine. >> greg? >> i don't believe in superstitions. >> i say a wish if the clock is at 11:11. >> i don't like superstitions. i'm very superstitious about that. . i'm not superstition.

or -- i'm the superstitious. or sentimental. >> you're a cold person. >> see you money, "special report" is up next. here's a superstitious guy. hey, mike. >> thank you, dana. >> this is a fox news alert, mike emanuel for bret baer. days before a high stakes such it with donald trump and vladimir putin a bombshell from the justice department has put russian interference in the 2016 election front and center. a grand jury has dieted a dozen russian operatives for hacking into computers and releasing stolen e-mails on the internet. it's not believed this action altered the outcome. election. we have fox team coverage. julian turner looks at what is on the president's agenda for helsinki and how today revelations affect it. what the president is saying about the putin meeting. and we begin with chief intel jeans correspondent