10:00 a.m. tomorrow with our life cavuto program which is a big hit by the way whether that's fair and where we are going. whatever you think of the president, be careful what you wish for because it could boom irrang. the five now. >> jesse: hello, everybody i'm jesse watters along with katie paf lash, juan williams mollie hemingway and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. >> jesse: socialists teaming up to bring their to the heartland. hitting the campaign trail in kansas with the new face of big government liberalism. >> you know, we must have gotten off at the wrong stop because people told me that kansas was a republican state doesn't look like that today. [cheers and applause] we are going to come

together to transform this country politically and economically. >> we want to be a nation that allows improved and expanded medicare for all. we are a nation that will not stop until every child is born with the opportunity to go to college or trade school free of cost. [cheers and applause] >> jesse: meanwhile senator elizabeth warren is pushing the left's new fake news narrative about jobs. >> when people are working at minimum wage jobs that won't support them or they're working two, three, or four jobs to try to pay the rent and keep food on the table then simply saying the unemployment numbers have gone down just doesn't get you there. >> jesse: what she forgot to mention is the trump economy is booming and there are more jobs available than people to fill them. all right, greg, let's start with cortez teaming up with bernie. >> i love it. >> jesse: this is a big threat to the democratic

strategist. >> old communist. new communist like snoopy and woodstock of socialism. think about it, the greatest economic system known to mankind is the one that the democratic party is rejecting despite evidence that it's worked to eliminate poverty and disease all over the world wherever it's introduced and yet they pick the one that wherever it's introduced destroys countries, venezuela, cuba, ussr before it became russia and even in cities in california san francisco because i would say because of big government is now the nation's restroom. you can have a seat anywhere. no flushing needed. i think go for it. and i think they make -- they are a great team. they are like a buddy cop show. they are like a buddy cop socialist show. >> jesse: they do look good together i have to admit. juan, socialists aren't very good at math. let's be honest. she wants free college, free housing, free healthcare who is going to pay for all of this. >> maybe the same people that paid for the trump tax

cut that blew up the deficit? >> jesse: crumbs. >> juan: okay when trump blows up the deficit and blows a lot of money. if you start taking about us the american people and most americans think we need some kind of affordable care act. we should take care of people. >> jesse: i thought we had an affordable care act. >> affordable care. >> jesse: it was your side. it's very affordable. by the way, greg, we are not talking about communism. is that what you said? communism? >> greg: social communist. tomato, toe ma tomato. >> juan: we put in place taxes restrain unfettered capitalism. sometimes a need for safety net. >> bernie sanders style socialism is communism. let's not forget he is the one who used to praise bread lines in south america as an example of how government is actually working for the people as people are stand starving, standing in line

waiting for the little crumb literally the government is going to give them. i love that elizabeth warren is trying to argue that people are trying to work three or four jobs just to earn a living when democrats and socialists in their party have made it impossible for regular every day americans to make a living by implementing minimum wage laws which have now turned places like mcdonald's where people get first step in into robotic institutions where you order from a machine rather than a teenager who can then go on and get a good job in life. they are also the same party who has implemented things like owngsal licensing. you have to have a permit to be a child care specialist. have a permit to pluck someone's eyebrows. they are the ones who make it impossible to go outside of the system and make the money that they want to make on their own. so, in terms of regulation, elizabeth warren and the socialists are the ones who actually workers down in this country and want to implement a socialist system that is bad for all of us. by the way, this medicare for all plan is not affordable, juan. it's going to cost

$32 trillion. > >> juan: what did it cost when they said you know, too big to fail. we better bailout wall street. i think -- >> -- has nothing to do what i'm talking. >> juan: that's exactly what we're talking about. you say it's too expensive to take care of americans who are ill and i don't think that's the case. we are a rich. >> katie: take care of myself and my own family rather than everybody else. >> juan: we are a rich country. >> jesse: we want eyebrow pluckers to be able to pluck without regulations. >> greg: jesse, you obviously didn't get your eyebrows plucked. those things are bush year. >> jesse: i know. we need definitely some pluckers on set. what do you think about elizabeth warren not trying to get outflanked by cortez. not just two jobs working four jobs. >> working 16 jobs and explains the low unemployment rate. i really do think democrats have a problem. all the excitement they have is on this left flank. and, you are hearing about people wanting medicare for all. never mind that that's not going to actually happen.

vermont, california, maryland all had to abandon their medicare for all programs because they were too expensive. so, will they still retain that excitement when things that they are pushing for don't happen? they had the vote this week to abolish ice and that didn't happen. so, i'm not sure how to maintain that excitement. >> juan: where did that happen? i think republicans pulled the bill. >> katie: because democrats voted against it. >> molly: they voted present or against it it's not very popular. it's popular in new york city or vermont. are these the kind of messages poll nationally. >> jesse: you mention the crowd size. it looks like a lot of people turned out for, this greg. we spoke yesterday about biden running. i don't think biden can turn out a crowd the way a bernie sanders could. >> greg: it's tough. if you eliminate the big names or the wild cards or the charismatic people, their versions of trump, so you think about oprah is not going to run. michelle obama is not going to run and hillary which i

think would be the perfect rematch that's a big story but she probably won't. you are left with the remainder table at a drugstore. that discount table where have you like a travel shampoo and you have a deck of cards. and you have a bottle of cough syrup that's past the expiration line. >> katie: right at the checkout line. >> greg: if you are drunk you might buy something. that's the democratic candidate. that's what you are going to variety now. the reality is i don't think you will see the candidate until 2019. >> katie: interesting they are campaigning in deeply red states. kansas was run by president trump in 2016 by 20 points. as we learned through special elections in the past year politically, you can't take any seat for granted and every single vote counts. let's not forget a number of bernie sanders supporters then became trump supporters. they are targeting a certain sector of those voters even in deep red districts because they feel like you work at it, you can do it. cortez is the one who won the election because her opponent wouldn't show up to the debates and wouldn't actually put in the work to

win the election, but they're not taking it for granted. >> juan: katie, let's celebrate this moment we agree on something. >> katie: oh my gosh, agreement with juan williams. mark it down. >> juan: greg is in on this, too. supporters on the far left actually are populist and very closely aligned with people who are trump supporters on the far right. i would say this to disagree with you to keep our show going. >> katie: of course. [laughter] >> juan: that if you look at something like the tax cut, the trump tax cut, the idea was that that was going to be the big republican message for the mid terms. it has become a dud. it doesn't. why doesn't it work? because americans say it hasn't raised the wages put more money in the pockets. >> jesse: in the fall, juan. >> juan: he is trying to fix it, jesse. he realizes this thing is a dud. >> jesse: trying to cement it on the eve of the midterm elections that tells me think think it's working. jawngon hang on a second. the people in kansas that you saw sanders and ocasio

cortez speaking to saying you know what? this hasn't worked for us. we put some faith in trump. they put faith in the former governor and it hasn't worked. >> jesse: trump supporters who showed up for the bernie rally. >> juan: know think there are a lot of populists. >> katie: this drove trump crazy when implemented. it wasn't a tax cut. it was tax cut and jobs plan. you can talk all you want about the tax cuts. the jobs portion of this has been really important. much of the time ignored. the economy is booming there are more jobs now than we can actually fill due to a skills gap. it's all about jobs and the tax cuts. >> greg: we spent an entire week screaming about how an outside foreign power is taking over this country when actually the phone call is coming from inside the house. you have a party adopting policies of the history's worst disasters and noncitizens who can now vote. >> jesse: can you believe that in san francisco? >> greg: just interesting. >> jesse: in your city. >> greg: i'm ashamed of san

francisco more about the poop problem than the noncitizens voting. i like to walk without having to step into anything. >> katie: mollie? >> molly: that is the real lessons of governance. this is the place where more money has been earned than anywhere else in the country. what do they have to show for it? this horrible homeless problem. all the money in the world isn't saving it. there really is an issue where liberal governance is not attracting as much as conservative governance. >> greg: turn the camera to san francisco and see all the fabulously rich people who are dying to buy a place because it is so specific. >> greg: you are right, juan. and the mayor, the new mayor admitted that there is a problem. and they asked what the solution is and it's like well, we're just going to talk to people. we're going to talk to people because that's going to get people off the streets and off doing discussion and whatnot. >> juan: here is what supports your argument they spend, i think 37,000 trying to deal with the homeless. >> jesse: per homeless

person. >> juan: you and i used to argue about the institutionalization. the homelessness problem and the problem with people with post-traumatic stress syndrome or somehow they are destabilized maybe mentally incapacitateside a big problem nationwide. the big cities especially. the affluent big cities and affluent states that are more democratic, more compassionate, if you will, in terms. >> katie: oh, come on. >> juan: they get and these places are out of control. >> greg: that's not compassion. >> jesse: when you have a statistic $37,000 taxpayer money spent per homeless person yet the homeless crisis is raging in san francisco. we had a similar statistic in baltimore. they spend more money per pupil in the school districts in baltimore than almost like any other city in this country and they have the worst test scores. maybe spending a lot of money and throwing money at the problem doesn't always help. >> juan: juan, let me just say that you and i happen to

agree on things like, you know, vouchers and charter schools and innovative ways to try to create better educational opportunities for children. >> jesse: i think we are changing juan's position. on the homeless one we still disagree, jesse. i don't think we want to be brazil and have homeless people in the street. >> greg: that's what it is. have you seen the tent cities? >> juan: you spend money. you try do something. >> katie: comes down to these liberal governments in detroit. san francisco, l.a., washington, d.c., punishing success in order to try and fix a problem that they have created. punishing success. >> juan: how are you punishing? >> katie: punishing success by punishing businesses. tax in seattle they wanted to put on for each employee that they had. they were going to charge $100 or something to take care of the homeless problem. you are punishing successful people to take care of liberal problems. and as we have seen that play out across the country.

>> jesse: all right. president trump defends his meeting with putin. you won't believe what he is calling barack obama when rewe return ♪ ♪

>> juan: happy friday folks, in the aftermath of the russia summit fallout he is not too happy. is he slamming president obama for how he handled russia while obama was in the white house. >> nobody else did what i have done. obama didn't do it. obama was a pats j for russia. he was a total patsy. look at the statement he made when he thought the mics were turned off, okay? the stupid statement he made. nobody makes a big deal about that. getting along with president putin, getting along with russia is a positive, not a negative. all right, now, with that being said, if that doesn't work out, i'll be the worst enemy he has ever had. the worst he has ever had. >> juan: trump, of course, referring to this hot mic moment in 2012. >> my last election.

and after my election i have more flexibility. >> juan: well, here we are now when a moment patsy and by the way jesse thinks trump is bringing back patsy. like i'm bringing sexy back. something like that. so, anyway, here's a moment when lots of americans think boy, that was terrible what the president did in helsinki and he is calling the former president a patsy. is this distraction, is this trump media management? >> jesse: yep, and it totally worked. we are talking about patsy and not the helsinki summit. he is right. the russians, obama was never tough on them. everybody knows that from iran to syria to ukraine to everything, to energy, he didn't do anything until hillary lost and then needed an excuse to blame for her loss, so they cooked up this russian meddling collusion thing. and they tried to blame it on trump. and there was no collusion. do you know who said that?

peter strzok two days after trump was elected to page there is no there there. what is he talking about? he was doing the investigating from the jump from jump street. what trump was basically saying in helsinki is this, listen. we are tough on them. we are slapping sanctions, we are closing embassies killing their mercenaries in syria. we are doing all that at the same time the ball is in their court. we can either be friends or we can be foes. that's exactly what hillary said when she was secretary of state, do you know what she said, juan, it's funny the internet has all that out there. our goal is to help strengthen russia. we have to stop looking in the remember view mirror. russia has been an ally. they have been working with us in afghanistan. we have to stop looking backwards, look forwards and maximize cooperation that was hillary rodham clinton saying that. now trump is getting burned for saying very similar things.

>> molly: w >> mollie: we have had a week of absolute hysteria. for me there is one way to tell if you care about election meddling or you don't. if you care about election medaling you should have a ton of questions for barack obama and intelligence chief who knowingly allowed meddling to at that point happen. they were talking about it in august, september, october of 2016. they said they knew russia was meddling. they did nothing. barack obama even told his cyber people to stand down. like you said, it was only after donald trump somehow won this election that all of a sudden it became this real big holla ba ballou. >> didn't they come to senator mcconnell and say we don't want it to seem we are taking sides. senator mcconnell said no, don't do it. >> mollie: they wanted a statement that means nothing. if you think this is a big deal and not using it as a way to go after donald trump use it accountability mission for the previous president or intelligence chief. if you are not doing that you don't think it was that big of a deal.

>> juan: big news yesterday was dan coats the director of national intelligence. he is in an interview out in colorado. trump is going to meet with putin? i don't know about that. what about the meeting that he already had? do you know what happened in the meeting? >> no, i don't know. this the is director of national intelligence. doesn't that alarm you? >> katie: no. president trump does things like a ceo. he makes decisions and he expects the people who work for him including dan coats to catch up in due time. he can make his own decisions whether he is going to continue to meet with putin, whether he is not as we saw in that sound bite. is he going to continue to meet with him because there are other issues besides russian meddling that are very serious global issues on the table that we need to deal with in terms of the context here, rebecca heinrich analyst at the hudson institute. she pointed out today in 2010 president obama hosted the former russian president dmitry medvedev and said we need more flexibility. they rode in the beast together to get a lunch in washington that same year, the nasdaq was found to have monthly ware omallware ton capaf

taking out. still have the president meeting with the russian president. moving forward i know the white house has had problems clarifying exactly what happened this week. i think they finally came to a good explanation of what they are going to do moving forward, secretary of state mike pompeo is moving forward on the north korean front. president trump has said that russia is helping with that issue. there are bigger issues now that we need to move forward with finally, congress, about a month ago, was supposed to show up at a briefing held by homeland security secretary kirsten nielsen and christopher wray. out of 400 plus congressman guess how many showed up? less than 100, all about election meddling. bawl preventing this from happening in the future. so, if they are really concerned as mollie said, they would be showing up to these seminars wondering what could be done so they could go back to the constituents and say this is what we're doing to make sure your votes are secured in november. >> juan: so now we go to the walking version of the

member yes, ma'ameremerriam we u define patsy. >> greg: probably one of the greatest singers of all time. >> juan: i agree. >> greg: before you meet with crazy describe a lot of the things. >> juan: after midnight. >> greg: i didn't prepare much for the show today but i will make a stab at it trump did the right thing before you meet with russia you build up military. enlarge the stick and say hey, check out this carrot, yummy, yummy, yummy. that's what he did. the left does the reverse, hey, here is our bag of carrots, we will put it on a pallet. we will give you 50 billion carrots and then will you be nice to us in the point is trump is saying we deal with them, if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out and then i kill them. that's basically what he said if it doesn't work out with putin i will kill him. i will be the worst enemy ever that's what you do. anyway, people are really talking about, which i love, is the second summit.

that is the -- so the media is freaking out. they are losing their poop and he says, you know what? the thing that bothered you, i'm going to do it again. i'm going to do it here. maybe we will have it mar-a-lago on christmas. we will throw a parade. the media freaks out over x and trump says x squared. how about that? >> juan: i wonder if he was in san francisco when he did that? [laughter] >> katie: place to do it. >> juan: folks, the nfl are they dropping the ball by calling time-out on the national anthem policy they recently instituted? we're going to have a fiery debate about this. it's 1st and 10 at the 5 next. ♪ >>

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♪ take what you have done. >> katie: talk a major fumble, another one, the nfl is putting policy on hold. announcing the freezing the rules for now while the two sides try to resolve the issue. this comes after the miami dolphins reportedly said they want to punish players who protest the flag on the field by slapping them with potential fines and suspensions. is the league heading for another p.r. disaster? greg, i'm sure you care lots about this. >> greg: i hate this topic but this is a massive multibillion-dollar industry and this conflict is now a childish game who gets the last word. we know this is not going to end of the players should wake up. this isn't your free time. this is your business and you're paid ham solely in this business. however, there is a solution, i have changed my mind. trump should get involved with this he has met with north korea and putin and probably meet with iran. why doesn't he look inward. i have been of the philosophy supporting trump in this that you talk to everyone. why doesn't he get the most

outspoken readers in this whether it's black lives matter or even collin kaepernick, get them together and actually have a meeting and invite kanye and invite dennis rodman and have a discussion about it. i guarantee you he will make more progress because he has this peculiar optimism about everything he dose. he thinks when he became president everything that failed before i'm going to do it. why doesn't he direct that unusual unbridled optimism on this turgid problem that seems to drag everybody down. >> juan: maybe it's because he called them sobs? >> i agree. carrot. >> juan: there is a real issue here. that player association was not consulted by the league before they implemented the policy and the policy was to have the team regulate any response, any punishment for

kneeling. these are the same owners who won't hire collin kaepernick and don't forget that donald trump was the one who started this. he is the one who fired up everybody. kaepernick had been kneeling the year before. trump saw this as politically potent issue to attack the players to go after them and never address the issue of police brutality. >> katie: all trump's fault. >> mollie: the nfl is like a truthful pelled pig that roots out the way to handle every single problem they did it in this case, too. they let social justice warriors control all of their policy. donald trump did not start this this started by alienating fans they let this go on it's been causing problems not just in terms of fans showing up for games and losing interest. they have a real epidemic on their hands and it's not getting better. you are right, they should have consulted with the players association. someone should deal with it. it's actually not a bad idea to have some kind of summit and calling some of these players sobs is nothing compared to what donald

trump called kim jong un and they were able to meet together. so maybe this is the way to handle it. >> greg: the answer is love. >> katie: given an option. be on the field if you are going to be on the field. if you don't kneel you don't sit, punish players for kneeling on the field whereas the miami dolphins were going to do a four-game suspension. seems like a fair way to handle the situation. >> jesse: i don't know. i thought it was a half-baked situation it reminds me of congress. you let a problem fester and try to tackle it and upset both sides and the deal falls apart and then your flarvelt nose dives. that's what happened here. my solution i guess i would call it love. my solution would be tough love. i would say this. i would say we're all going to stand on the field for the national anthem as a team because we play as a team. and, if you don't like to do that, if you want to not be a team member, you are going to get suspended for the next game because fines don't work. the players are too rich and

the owners are too rich. i think my source from the nfl said. this the bottom line the owners are scared of the players and media branding them as old, rich, racist white guys. >> juan: was your source donald trump? >> jesse: no. >> greg: mascot for the red skins? >> juan: no. that's the washington football team. >> jesse: that's right. >> katie: nfl preseason starts august 2nd and regular season starts september 6th. they don't have long to figure it out. moving along to a different sports arena. now you can cry foul and unruly parents who go bonkers at their kids' sporting event. find out how next ♪ ♪ we can dance ♪ everything's under control ♪ we can dance ♪ we can dance ♪ ♪motorcycle revving

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out-of-control videos of parents brawling at their kids' sporting events. [shouting] >> mollie: now a frustrated youth soccer referee is blowing a whistle on adults behaving badly at games by creating a facebook page to shame them. >> the point of videos is to make people understand. this has happened. when you are on video and caught acting like a fool or what we call a cheeseburger, you realize you've made a bubutt of yourself and you tend to change the dynamics of your behavior and that's what we are looking for. >> mollie: my parents never came to any of sporting events but i had friends whose parents did behave in that fashion and got kicked. one of my colleagues was coach of her daughter's game he was always worried that the parents were going to beat him up after the games. is this a new thing or do you think this is something that's just we're seeing more of it because people actually have videos of it.

>> katie: i think we probably see more of it i love he calls the out-of-control parents cheeseburgers. i think that's fantastic even though cheeseburgers are yummy and good so i don't know if that actually applies to the parents acting inappropriately. >> greg: what does that mean? >> katie: cheeseburger, i don't know. they just made up the name. all parents not all parents some parents have acted badly. when you sigh yourself on video acting badly, you really see how embarrassing you are being. at the youth game it's about the kids and really making it all about yourself and you need lead by example. we like good sports manship on the field and in the stands. >> mollie: doesn't it incentivize people act out knowing they can get it captured on video and make a name for themselves or no jess jeffs i think shame is a powerful twop change behavior. i was ashamed. you should have seen what i would be like without shame. i like that show to catch a predator. i think that has had a profound effect on society.

look at these animals that come in thinking they are going to have sex with some youth and they put their whole face on network television. they will never make that mistake again. >> katie: or they are in jail. >> jesse: i think this is good. >> juan: wait a second. how is this like sexual predator. >> jesse: not an exact analogy but the shame function i think is very true. >> juan: okay. okay. well, i think the bigger problem, i think the reason for these videos, mollie, is this guy was a youth sport referee and he was getting threats and assaulted and his family has to hide out after the game and he just said these parents are out of control. that's why he is doing it. he is doing it to shame them. >> yeah. >> jesse: i don't think it's like that other thing you are talking about. >> katie: there are consequences to outside of just the sporting event. your employer sees you are at this game fighting with someone, they probably aren't going to be very happy with your behavior. so that's a consequence.

>> greg: we are creating a nation of narcs. i hate narcs. we all have bad days. you are forced to go see your awful kid play soccer. kids playing soccer, there is nothing more tedious and awful. and kids in general doing nothing are terrible to watch. so now they are playing a sport that's awful. so you just work like 8 or 9 hours and have you got to go see your kid and pretend to be happy. got to look at everybody else's kids terrible. maybe have you had a few drinks, you know. maybe you brought like a flask and you just noticed these kids are teenager. everybody can havteenager -- kids are terrible. filming people when they have a bad day, filming people when they have a bad day and it's not fair. got to stop being narks. >> katie: however when you watch your kid play you shouldn't be fighting other parents. >> greg: that's more interesting. the film you were playing, let's be honest that's more interesting than soccer. kids' soccer is dull but the brawl.

very interesting. >> katie: i got hit in the face with a soccer ball a lot. i'm sure that was very entertaining. >> mollie: i went to my god children's lacrosse game they weren't keeping score i decided to keep score. [laughter] >> mollie: stay right there. fan mail friday is next ♪ ♪ (burke) at farmers, we've seen almost everything so we know how to cover almost anything. even a "cactus calamity". (man 1) i read that the saguaro can live to be two hundred years old. (woman) how old do you think that one is? (man 1) my guess would be, about... (man 2) i'd say about two hundred. (man 1) yeah... (burke) gives houseplant a whole new meaning. and we covered it. talk to farmers. we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two. ♪ we are farmers. bum-pa-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum ♪

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>> greg: polka talica. fan mail friday. all right. this is a great question. this is from robert. all right, jesse, are you ready for this. >> jesse: no. >> greg: somethin' tells me you do this. do you ever return food at a restaurant. >> jesse: i'm actually a real wimp when it comes to being at a restaurant. if they mess up my steak i won't return it i don't have guts. i become a shrinkin shrinking vt at the restaurant. i don't feel much in control. >> greg: watching to catch a predator it's affected you. >> jesse: it has. >> greg: you have a problem with kitchens. >> jesse: i'm rattled. >> juan: is that because of how are people will say tv guy came in here.

>> jesse: deferential to service people i once was a bellhop. i respect people who serve me. too much of a degree. touch deference and respect. >> greg: wear a hat. >> jesse: only on the weekend i'm working two jobs like cortez says. >> greg: ever return food to a restaurant. >> mollie: absolutely not. i worked. i'm nervous enough about it i know enough i don't want anyone messing with my food. >> jesse: that's what they do, right? >> mollie: i have heard stories. >> greg: what do you think? >> katie: if they don't do it the right way. i'm paying you money for, this you are getting it back. sorry, not sorry. and i always tip really well, always for people who do a good job and i don't tip very well for people who don't do a good job and don't have a good attitude. if i save the tip money for those who do well, then i don't have to tip everybody equally. >> greg: yuan is juan is a food.

>> juan: i love food. i generally don't bother. just like eat. i was sitting at the bar and i said i would like a piece of sword fish. that's all i wanted. the guy brought me salmon i said i ordered sword fish oh man, my mistake answered took it back. >> katie: very polite about it. >> jesse: i would say i'll just have the salmon. >> greg: return food only if it's too good because i don't deserve it. >> katie: not at all. >> greg: happens all the time. all right. instagram question from frenchie fire cracker. interesting. wonder how you got that name. if you could invent a new phone app., what would it be, juan? what would be the new phone app.? >> juan: i think it would automatic poetry for whatever situation i was n my life. because, already get in my car it tells me how long it's going to take me to get to fox news to church on sunday morning. i want an app. that says hey, you are in an interesting situation. here's the piece of poetry you could read to jesse.

>> greg: a poetry app. you could plug in any kind of situation rutabegas. >> juan: like a rap thing. katie? >> katie: i don't know what kind of app. why create apps for traffic and app. for telling when you the trains aren't running on time. >> greg: i already have an idea for an app. >> katie: i really don't van idea for an app. >> mollie: to get you anywhere. one that would be useful useful theme of the show that let's you know where can you go to a restroom in a crowded city. >> greg: they have one. >> jesse: it's called san francisco. >> greg: nicely done, juan. crapping on his own people. [laughter] literally, figuratively, jesse? >> jesse: watters world app. you get everything from the show from my history, boom, boom, boom, it's all there in one place gut gutted i have a genius app. it tells

you the best place to put on your shoes. i spend so much time in my apartment and in hotels trying to find the right level of height so that i can comfortably put on my shoes. and i end up being a short man sitting on the floor like the little kid putting my shoes on. i don't like doing that so i think. >> jesse: i have that problem, too. >> greg: irving has a shoe putting on problem except for women. men don't like to talk about that because of the shame, the shame of not being able to put your shoes on. anyway. >> juan: what is going on in the show. >> katie: poetry, i don't know. >> greg: what is the strangest place have you had to sleep, mollie? >> mollie: i don't know if people have water beds? i don't know who thought it was a good idea. >> greg: strange guy who had a satin robe. >> jesse: i slept in a hospital one big room for

the shower. i had to share a bunk bed with like another man who i didn't know who it was. >> katie: you didn't complain. >> jesse: i cannot complain, talk to the owner of the hospital. >> greg: juan you must have slept in crazy places you were a journalist. >> juan: airplanes. i don't sleep well. i'm having these am i awake or not awake. i feel like the plane is going through this or that. >> greg: i have those dreams, plane crash dreams. >> juan: it's not good. >> greg: how about you? >> katie: weirdest place munich to rome. they stopped every 10 minutes when the doors. doors slamming in and out. people coming in. criminals probably. little weird. i survived. >> greg: strangest place i have leapt, a bed. a flower bed. yes. you didn't see that one coming. one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪

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♪ >> jesse: time now for one more thing. a follow-up report to a hard-hitting investigative study we did yesterday, my hair. got a new hairstyle and the comments have been pouring. in let's just read a tasting here. jesse, how much product did you use in your hair yesterday. it must be keeping vo 5 in business. number two is jesse watters preparing to play elvis in a movie? i think i kind of look like

elvis. love the hair jesse watters, a brunette zac morris. very handsome. and, jesse, your hair makes you look even more like david schwimmer. i can definitely see that all right. enough of that. >> greg: behind on the pictures, aren't they? but that does look like me. >> katie: did you only pick positive comments, jesse? >> jesse: i'm the editor here. editor in chief. on "watters' world" this weekend we have the ladies diamond and silk. the mooch, tomi lahren, everybody. and i play peer pong with beer t the mooch with peer bong national champions. >> juan: i will tell you what, i'm getting old. today i realize it's 49 years since little me watched the u.s.a.'s astronauts land on the moon. take a look at. >> this that's one small

step for man. one giant leap for mankind. >> juan: that was neil armstrong talking he was joined by buzz aldrin. they planted an american flag and spoke with president nixon. they could have a new space craft orbiting the moon give people easy access to live on the moon. i hope i will be allowed to watch that one. >> jesse: that's why we need the space force to have guys throughout to protect people. right, greg? >> greg: that never happened. go on the internet. >> jesse: fake news. >> greg: planned on a sound stage. they did a documentary called capricorn one on with oj simpson. time for greg's plus. pointing out my hair. tomorrow night, yeah, saturday. the are you going get if you gre christina fox business.

bob sexton an easier name to see kat timpf and tyrus bangup show no ping-pong with the mooch though. if you haven't got the book yet get the book. get it over here. a question about the monologue fro "the five." you love the monologues go to amazon.com or barnes & noble or simon and shuster or wherever and order the book. >> jesse: the monologues. >> greg: best logues out there are the monologues. >> katie: i had a big birthday last week to celebrate i decided to jump out of a perfectly good airplane with my friends and husband. >> jesse: married the cookie monster? >> katie: that's not my husband however that nice plan flipped me out of the airplane. we did a back flip. he told me i could pull the chute to save us but i forgot so i did it for us. i request kind of got distracted we went to sky dive suffolk which is an amazing flies go because they do a lot of military

training and very patriotic. they had the american flag. the don't tread on me flag. thank you sky diving suffolk for keeping me safe and all do you for wounded veterans. >> juan: did you give him a tip? >> katie: i paid a lot of money. they did very good. >> juan: pull the cord. >> mollie: alex flemming 265 millionaire for insured time. becausetonian received a call from t.d. ameritrade confirming that $1.1 million had been deposited into her account. rather than take the money and run like i would have done. she called and told them. she took to twitter to tell her story there that she was rich for 10 minutes and she can tell you life was, in fact, better and she is now humbled. >> jesse: gone to the atm and gone to vegas. >> mollie: i want to to go learn about this other erin fleming. that's sounds interesting.

>> jesse: following the money. right? that's it for us tonight. be sure to be back here on monday. "special report" up next. hey, bret. >> bret: this is a fox news alert. i'm bret baier in washington. tragic story getting more so with details. 17 people dead tonight following the sinking of a tour boat in a missouri lake. and within the past hour, we're now learning more than half of them are from the same family. three small children are among the dead. senior correspondent mike tobin is live tonight in branson. good evening, mike. >> good evening, bret. heart break from this boat tragedy was not enough we now learned through the governor there was a family of 11 on board that ill fated boat and they lost 9 members of that family. children were lost. the age ranges of the victim are between -- of the victims are between 1-year-old and 70 years old. governor mike parsons