tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News July 22, 2018 1:00am-2:00am PDT
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if you paid attention to the media you're convinced once again the end of the world and like this. >> you said that when -- you know what is horrible? [inaudible conversations] greg: i say that is worse than the view but it is the view. [laughter] let me break it to you, america. stuff is good print jobs, economy and if trump is in anyone's pocket it's yours and he's dumping water cash in it. we are powerful and prosperous and peaceful. we are happy. happier that we were under oba obama. that is from a pole and according to the st. paul, this is great -- most people know that the media is not in fewer than 1% think russia is a big deal in the media is completely
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preoccupied by something less than 1% care about. how disconnected can you be? in terms of significant to most americans, rush is tied to my third nipple. [laughter] it's an adorable one. i get it. it's hard to tell what matters with our media. every day their hair is on fire and that includes this chap who has none. so many cartoon contacts. >> we all saw and heard in helsinki is writing and absolutely shameful display by an american president with the whole world watching. >> i see behind me a gloom, it's that in right after the world witnessed the betrayal of the likes of which we've never seen. americans president sided with its enemy. shock is turned to a national shunning as america finds unity and president trump's perfidy. greg: perfidy. someone found of the source.
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they made chicken little comatose and now trump is invited -- he invited vladimir putin to america. the media screams but i love it. the media says please, please don't do acts and trump says here is x squared. [laughter] he knows and he can't win with the media. he can't see what is obvious to the rest of us. we know the real world looks nothing like tracy. here's the msnbc coverage of his last press conference. [inaudible]. greg: the reality, your life is getting better at the medias mentality keeps getting worse. why is that? in their heads or watching something totally different. the media sees the news as a
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scripted event and they are furious trump won't read from their scripts. he reads from his own. while the media panics over his refusal to play the lead in their movie he stars in his own building the military, demanding nato pay defense, toying with putin's pipeline and it's like sergeant rock versus the three stooges. if trump is putin student he's doing a total curly to their no. [laughter] do they really think it's how you destroy america? it reminds me of a movie. >> 1962 the world met the manchurian candidate. he was an american friends man-of-war brainwashed by the communist to be an unwitting assassin against his own country. now comes the sql. >> we not had to reckon with the possibility that somebody has ascended to the presidency of the united states to serve the
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interest of another country rather than our own. >> he was a real estate mogul turned reality show host but a foreign power made him their sleeper agent. >> was a shoddy display of surrender unlike anything we would see from our american president. >> with the enemy did not know was when he finally rose to the top he do unspeakable things like cutting taxes and ignoring the unemployment rates and demanding nato allies pay their fair share, growing the economy and neutralizing nuclear threa threats. [cheering and applause] greg: it is so obvious.
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for trump, a russia deal is like buying a car except it's peace and prosperity. watch any good salesman and you see someone ignoring the negatives and zero in on the close. the past is the past until after the handshake which is why trump does not have the outrage over this. every husband who says the wrong thing and does not know why he suddenly is ducking a potted plant. [laughter] it is true. after all, dialogue is a very important thing and a good thi thing. >> dialogue is a very important thing in a very good thing. if we get along with great, if we don't then we won't get along with them. greg: exactly. how easy is that to follow. he knows being polite to a thug is a small price to pay to neutralize a nuclear threat. i'll give you a pat on the back in public if you give us syria, iran, north korea and fix your damn alphabet. [laughter] what the hell is this?
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i don't know. in reality, putin is just another mob boss you have degrees to get the new casino on the ground. anytime trump is polite to anyone that is proof of conspiracy and reality is having conversations with putin or kim the same as colluding and no wonder collusion is in the air. it's made out of nothing. avoid conflict through conversation and sorry you can't ignore russia like it's jim acosta at a press conference. [laughter] yet, so many progressives he progress. ironically, trump may do more for the cause of peace than any left when being president ever could because he's dealing from a position of strength. what a surprise? a 73 -year-old billionaire who is dealt with dogs his whole life where a grad student who writes bad poetry couldn't.
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how is that? he got the stick in the carrot in the right order. you build up the military and that is the stick then comes the carrot, liberals do the opposite. they declare six a threat to the environment and then they bury our enemies and carrots. [laughter] trump dealing with putin and trump's pocket is a big stick and he's not happy to see him. [laughter] let's welcome tonight's guests. if you ever become a porn star you won't have to change his name, former cia officer bart sexton. [applause] practicing her name, she is our business reporter from north of the border, foxbusiness network reporter christina. [cheering and applause]
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she is so bright the sun seeks shade from her. national review porter cap sims. [cheering and applause] just like the vatican he's famous for his masks. [laughter] that's a great one. wwe superstar massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] buck, i love this week. i love this week. it was hilarious and every day i was laughing. >> it was the super bowl of snowflake. it was nothing i have ever seen in my life. you never seen so much blushing. wherever he set the boundary of what to crazy or mainstream media publications will come up press conference was not amazing
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and it was not the -- i can understand why some people had issues but is not as bad as pearl harbor. bam, headline. some even compared it to kristallnacht and is this because you don't want to do the hilarious things but get specific and they lost their mind. we know people don't care about it because we have [inaudible] back on tv. greg: it's true but now it's back to porn stars and mac. the way i like it, ladies and gentlemen. christina, you cover money and you do it well at foxbusiness and the economy seems immune to any of the stuff and americans seem immune. >> we hit the lowest on the permit rate each scene since 1959 and then we -- as we talked about your third nipple jobs and porn stars. [applause] more portly, yes we are doing well and we had earnings came
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out this week and strong in however, a cover business news and my only color is green we have to be concerned about the trade tariffs. greg: i agree. >> and inflation. there are factors that weigh heavily. greg: if that happens he will be in a bit of trouble. >> definitely. he's taking credit for the big boom right now but they go south that hit by the media. greg: cat, what you say about the second summit and aren't too excited and put will come here and maybe go to neurological and maybe we could very undergo a military parade. >> i know there will be outrage even if it goes well. we saw with this press conference this week we saw trump saying the exact same thing as he's been saying since he was a candidate sadie wanted to get along with putin. you may like it or not like it and it is not new. everyone reacted as if this is a
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crazy new thing. it was exactly what he's been saying. it is almost as if people aren't paying attention to the news and just when they see other people get mad they get mad because they want to be in a nice mad club where they breathe on each other heavily. [laughter] greg: i agree. it's all about being mad. tyrus, anything bother you about this? tyrus: yeah, i'm pleased. i will tell you why. and never should have happened. it has nothing to do with what you are thinking. he made him wait an hour. greg: putin made him wait? tyrus: i would of left my girl in the house if she may meet wait 15 minutes. this is the united states of america and we wait for no one. maybe next time. that's all i was mad about. we don't wait. are you out of your mind? i let that pass but the press conference , too me, i look at things through my life and i been in a restaurant with
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friends and maybe you are having issues at home and the press is the angry girlfriend who decides to bring up something personal you trying to entertain friends and have that awkward -- why would you bring that up here? what the hell? that is basically what happened with donald trump and the press. you see him up there going -- will you bring up my best her child right now? this is the place we need to bring this up? i'm sorry, reverend. give me one second. why are you doing this when we go out? this is why i don't take you anywhere. greg: so true. tyrus: is a love child. greg: it is true. he saying i'm trying to deal with this guy and let's talk about that later but no, i want to talk about it now. tyrus: exactly. greg: i'm sorry, that was not i was not imitating you, christina. >> i don't say that and i don't say -.
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greg: i don't know. i'm excited and i'm excited for the next summit and i can't wait. i hope i get to go. i'm most excited for my book and don't forget you can preorder it. the gutfeld monologues, here it is. it's in stores july 301st and the bookstore attend to her starts august 4. i recorded the audiobook last week and it has a lot of surprises. i'll be in fort worth, woodlands, dallas and if you can see the current schedule on the screen. more dates to be announced. coming up, will of first in use get them to the voting booth. we make fun of them next. [cheering and applause] are you ready to take your wifi to the next level?
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obama took him out of the garbage heap and everyone was shocked he did. i'd love to have it be biden. greg: me to just to hear more about the dream. democrats see a different. a new poll says three out of four of them think it's time for a fresh face to take on trump in the next election. before they say they wanted this guy. [laughter] after all, they do love their aliens. [crowd boos] fiercely, take a look at the candidate and hillary, bernie, joe, five presidential bids among them and zero wins. a fresh face seems to be in order and you don't get much pressure then alexandria ocasio-cortez who came out of nowhere and beat the incumbent in the new york primary and she's breathed new life into the party. haven't you, alex? >> oh, on.
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i think what i meant is like the settlements that are increasing in these areas. i am not the expert on geopolitics on these issues. i do think that right now when we have this no holds barred wild west hyper capitalism and capitalism has always existed in the world and it will not always exist in the world. greg: she is right. hyper capitalism won't always physics in the world because it's not capitalistic enough. >> tired of regular old capitalism? you will love hyper capitalism. for system where every worker gets their own startup. it's more goods and services and more mortgages. we are privatizing everything. you will get paid for all of it.
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plus, the retirement age is never. the best part -- the stock market only goes up. if it goes down, lou dobbs has a hot a party and it goes back up. get ready for super turbo hyper capitalism. greg: you probably do. cormac. [applause] christine, i go to you because you're a business reporter and a damn good one. you watched -- were capitalist country but we have a party that seems to adopt the policies of losing policies like socialism. >> right now there needs to be a revamp of the democrats. you have a 28 -year-old that's become the new face. give her credit and i won't
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discount the fact that she needs to know how to answer questions. she will run for a big position she needs to know how to answer questions but it will not affect the market right now because racine green and capitalism that is what makes this country go round. for all of us have jobs and money i don't believe in that at all. greg: is that why you left canada? [laughter] >> canada is a great place and medicare for all. [laughter] do you see what i did there? greg: i do and it was wrong. it will be the last time you're on the show. [laughter] kat, should democrats maybe stop expecting cortez to be such a big deal like the next obama? kat: yes. they should. i think that the democrats are screwed. i think that trump will win. i think they have a choice between a lot of old faces, very old faces and then these new
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faces that are spewing garbage. i mean, their answer was so bad and she said a lot of dumb stuff like the reason on employment is low because everyone has two jobs which is you have to give her points for creativity and even thinking that that is how it works but she's a former bartender and only 20 years old and she's not ready for a position like that. fresh faces might help but fresh faces with more thoughts behind them. [laughter] greg: i think she's got a lot of potential. i could tell. i could tell she's a good person but also a socialist. tyrus, what is wrong. tyrus: with me? i'm glad you asked. are we still talking about democrats? first off, who was the candidate that ran for libertarians? greg: care bear.
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tyrus: and was over for care bear. she's like i'm not an expert and then she invented a word which is a page out of someone else i know. kat: trump would say i'll get the best people on that. tyrus: and would be the greatest thing but she was like hyper capitalism so yeah, here is the thing. they need to have 700 people run and have a battle royal and throughout the guys and it probably will be at then hillary standing with the steel chair and bernie underneath her. [laughter] i thank you said it last week and they will probably have a rematch because the new faces aren't smart bases, not quite yet. the old faces aren't going anywhere because they have the money. we'll have a really fun exciting
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bloodbath on her hands. greg: what about you, buck? what is underneath that massive bill of hair of yours? [laughter] >> it is real. i get really mean tweets about it all the time but it's really real and my own. kat: what is wrong with hair that is not real? >> about the economy. [laughter] you have -- you have this progressive socialist party or part of the party and on one hand you got the bernie sanders wing and their members of the soviet revolution like it was yesterday and they don't know what the other side was you get to pick what is doubtfully out of the mainstream for a lot of americans but on other side do not -- by the way, mostly you're joking about hillary but i am not joking. tyrus: no, i'm serious to. >> i think she's coming back out
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swinging and she thanks it should be the default candidate once again but she's lost twice so what's a third time? greg: i call it the first sentence of the obituary problem. she doesn't want the percentage of her obituary to be left to drop. tyrus: so she wants to state loss to jump twice? [laughter] >> biden is not even the guy they're talking about and trump's? like one of those bugs at a picnic and you don't know what it was but it's between your fingers. greg: i love how the same group of people hate trump are definitely seeking their own trump. to the democrats trump are the vegetables and they are the baby. they hate the case but they know it's good for them and they need to get a job, right? >> it is worked for the republican party why not find that in the democratic party the five exactly. i believe it's mark ruffalo. tyrus: i was just thinking about it that they need to have a mystery guy.
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greg: they are happier but we are happier. new research shows conservatives believe their lives are more meaningful while their liberal counterparts seem to be searching for meaning. conservatives are more this -- and liberals are more this -- is this making sense to clear up confusion? if conservatives were like this -- and liberals are like this -- what the study is saying is conservatives are satisfied with life. liberals are more unsatisfied
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with questions left unanswered. >> why aren't i 50 points ahead, you might ask. greg: that is what the study says, kat. you are ignored in the study because you are a libertarian. where are you on the spectrum? kat: i feel like they would feel like life is most meaningless of all. it's a never-ending cycle of babying and trading that coin and screaming taxation is theft into an empty void but i think this has a lot to do with the fact that liberals are into being victims. they like to sit there and say my life is i have so many micro aggressions and if they think about how much you hate your life all the time you will probably start to hit your life just like if you think about how you want a taco all the time you will want to eat a taco. >> are you hungry? kat: i kind of want a taco.
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greg: soda why. a soft taco and a hard taco. you two? >> i thought you were going for a dirty jerk a joke there. [laughter] greg: where did we get this person? tyrus. tyrus: i'm so happy right now seeing the weirdness getting turned on you. it's great. [laughter] how does it feel to be squirmy in your chair and how do i move on from this? welcome to our world, greg. greg: how do you feel about these findings? tyrus: if you watch or skim through and it doesn't matter how much you watch the liberal tv show or news program armageddon and its horrible and its miseries in your house and there's a little guy breaking your ankles. every one of their tv shows has an evil president doing something to them and they are miserable and were like we won and were making money and you know it's good time if you're working hard and paying your
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bills. if you are not, then you're miserable and i'm not saying all democrats to work but there's a certain group who prefer things done for them and their upset right now. greg: but, is happiness linked to having great hair? i think conservatives have better hair. >> that is obviously true. look who is on tv. [laughter] i would say that teaching kids that there are 37 genders and crimes up to sleep every night for climate control is not the recipe for happiness and people are finding that out. there are no surprises and to the point here we all lived through eight years of the obama in ministration and while we disagree with the policy there is no equivalent to the video that we played of that person screaming at the sky, no conservative did that. it did not happen and did not exist. the angst we are seeing now -. greg: unit watch fox news? [laughter] >> i will plead the fifth right
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now. greg: for the first couple of years there was -- >> we tend to be a more chilled out bunch. greg: what you are saying is if politics is personal then you can't get away from the politics and conservative politics aren't personal so if your team loses you still go play with your kids, go to the bar, like sports, none of the things i do but. tyrus: didn't speak. >> this is what you were not have a career. >> you never had a single obama in ministration official chased out of a restaurant. that stuff is crazy. greg: i tried. [laughter] tyrus: can you imagine greg coming up to a table telling you to leave. what did you say? greg: christina, what are your thoughts? does this ring true in canada? >> we do have poles but it does
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not come up as much as it does here. i've been here for four months and i cannot believe how much politics. 50000 people over 60 countries and they didn't find that much of a discrepancy between the happiness that a conservative would had versus a liberal. i'm taking it with a grain of salt. greg: here is the reason why, a book called the happiness curve that the happiest people on the planet are 50 plus our older so it could be wire conservatives happier, they are older and it's why william is happy. it ain't the gold but it's the silver in his hair. [laughter] sometimes i even impress myself with the turn of a phrase. coming up, rodman, kanye, north korea, two dudes i've never met and a place undergo but could
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[laughter] this week dennis rodman revealed his inviting kanye west with him on his next trip to north korea. he recently called rodman one of his biggest inspirations of experience. i think he respects me as far as understanding my views he's doing amazing work around the world's white respect him too. i will invite him back time i go to north korea. good idea or great idea? if rodman paves the way for our current president to meet with kim jung-un maybe kanye could become the next dispatch to fix world problems. i start by sending this man to make peace in the middle east. >> they are sleeping better and you're looking good. i knew you would. greg: maybe they need a good night sleep. [laughter] i don't want that in my medicine cabinet, tyrus.
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is it pop culture the best way for diplomacy because other countries love what we export, music, actors, music, actors. tyrus: is asking me. every time. every time dennis rodman comes up you asked me first. i am in no way, shape or form an advocate for dennis rodman. greg: i am. kat: i am. i had a big crush on him into the garden. greg: death because you're from detroit. he's energetic. [inaudible] this is the dirtiest group of people i've ever been around. i almost called you tucker. [laughter] >> i will tell you something now, i'll just go.
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a cab driver in dc got so excited to see me this week and he says you from the tv, you are tucker and i was not. [laughter] and he made me promise and he says do you know him and i said yeah, and he said say hi to him for me. hello, tucker from the cab driver in dc. greg: that's an american story. >> i was a dennis rodman's last trip if i recall, did not go so well. wasn't he on the tv crying for the death threats. if you're getting involved in nuclear diplomacy and your debtors rodman, people get worried. greg: i thought that was most sincere person ever saw in my life when he was crying and i thought he proved me wrong because i called him a useful idiot when, in that, christina i'm a useless idiot. i didn't help with north korea but rodman did.
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>> he did the appurtenance and did not do all that and tried reality tv and he was in wrestling and i did not know that. tyrus: hey, hey, hey. >> he worked on the lingerie but it was women who were wrestling and he was. tyrus: what is wrong with that? >> i'm not saying anything but the list goes on. he's trying to get in the limelight let's go after kanye because he's come out with a few comments like questioning slavery. let's not forget that. no, it's a bad idea. tyrus: in the black community when we sense danger we bring someone with us to make the exchange because if kanye becomes annoying more annoying than dennis and i'll be right back and you guys talk and it could be across secret exchange. maybe kim jung-un sister is coming here and we traded kanye and rodman in the first topic for kim jung-un's sister.
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as remember, everyone loves her. she did not say to the words of the elements but we love her. greg: everyone gets famous people speaking as a famous celebrity. [laughter] people innately trust me and they trust me and i get so many offers to babysit which is disgusting because i don't want to sit on the baby. >> people want you to babysit their children? tyrus: how does that e-mail even start. [laughter] hello, greg, love the show, could you watch my kid? greg: i am trustworthy. kat: if kanye went into this people would get so mad at kanye which is why i think kanye would absolutely want to do it because he likes to do things to rock the vote and if you're looking to rock his vote you can get more like rock voting than hanging out with the dictator. that's the way to do it. i'd love to be a fly on the wall in this meeting which is weird because i don't want to be a
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greg: they are the exterminators of the terminators. or than 2000 scientists and tech leaders including elon musk find a pledge to stop the development of lethal autonomous weapons, a.k.a. killer robots. it sounds nice but let me give you a quick list of problems. they are too late. they are called drums. that genie is not going back in the bottle. if you are not making them, someone else will. second, elon musk, you create driverless cars and those things can be killer weapons when they screw up. third, only 2000 people sign the pledge and you know who did not sign the pledge? the other 7 billion people on the planet. [laughter] 7 billion non- hippies are free to keep building weapons.
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those who build the first get to run the earth like nick's. it better be us or we are screwed. sleep tight, everyone. here is the truly is scariest robot. >> having said all this why aren't i 50 points ahead you might add? greg: i know. christina, i never trust what other countries are going to do behind our backs so we up to be the first people to make weapons like what did canada decide to make its anonymous killer robo robots? >> i'm not even sure what to do with that. we could give you beaver. greg: why are there so many just justin's from canada? >> yeah and ryans, ryan gosling. if i were to go i'd rather be killed by a killer robot then hit by a bus that is the way to go. that is the obituary i wanted killed by a running robot beside exactly. but, i think it's unfair to kill them killer robots but peace
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machines. >> except absolutely. they must have run out of tofurkey in the cafeteria. how do we show the world how much we really matter and have you heard of virtue signaling this is the ultimate lee nerd singly. we could take over the world and kill all of you but we will not do that. [laughter] it's not a thing they could do come i think. greg: terrorists, robots do not have the human flaws of distraction which makes him able to make better this decisions when they're driving or killing. they will save lives. that is beautiful. tyrus: right. [laughter] hears the arrogance of this peace treaty. nerds save us thing. what kills me is robots do no
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not -- like artificial intelligence and general already think faster and differently than we do and they're not emotional. humans is the word but if you say don't kill humans in the program and let's say tyrus gets on the computer and says kill humans f anything look like me they will do that without discussion. not going to be a movie where they say robot, don't and i talked down. it's a program and if you're in the program there's no emotion in artificial intelligence. that pledge means nothing. if they get hacked and they change it it's a wrap. greg: i think there's people who work the drones, kat. they're still human involvement. i think it's a good thing. kat: i think it's a great thing. they really cared about her safety they would be trying to come up with eight colorist robot ever and make them extra
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murderess and waterproof, as well. what will you do? china has killer robots and they run the entire world so you're right about this because then we can't fight other countries are robots with the regular human murderers. greg: exactly. we lose. kat: human murderers get tired. greg: yes, they do. they get tired. robots do not get tired. tyrus: but they run out of batteries. greg: the pope -. tyrus: this is why they made sinus. what if we did this and then the dungeons & dragons and the grown-ups that book, they will not make killer robots. that is what happened. greg: 500 years ago the pope i to be on the vote and did not work out. that's the only stupid backed i have on this. i guess i should get out now.utl
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with fox news report. >> washington is reeling tonight from the new twist of the mueller investigation, counsel issuing subpoena to kristin davis. good evening this is mike emanel in for jon scott. she served time for role in u.s. prostitution ring, it's not clear what mueller wants to ask her, what we do know that davis use today work for roger stone, former trump campaign adviser over alleged contacts with kremlin-hillary clintoned hackers, stoneman maintaining he did not collude with the russians. >> sure, mr. mueller has
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