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when i meet the leaders of countries, the first thing they say invariably, is, mr. president, so nice to meet you. congratulations on your economy. you are leading the entire world. america is being respected again and america is winning again because we are finally putting america first. everywhere we look we are seeing the effects of the american economic miracle. >> dana: all right, jesse. one of the things about this is we had 4.1% growth back in 2014. the former cbo guy was on the 2:00 show today and said the difference this time is that the economy was growing in all the right ways. so he does think it is quite sustainable. >> jesse: yeah. so does the president and that's what all his advisors have told him. the trump economy is so good obama is trying to take credit for it at this point remember they said that trump was going to crash the markets and now the economy. >> juan: is this the comedy hour or the five? >> jesse: i'm funny but also

right. [laughter] remember, they said trump was going to crash the economy. now it's doing well so they won't credit. pick one, obama? i mean obama mocked president trump for saying he could get to 4% and now is he there and all the naysayers now it's not sustainable. the same people who said it wasn't possible. he has done this through tax cuts, deregulation and energy production. compare under barack obama. i think the final year under obama it was 1.5%. he never hit annually 3% g.d.p. and trump is on pace to beat that right now. and i think under obama they lost 200,000 manufacturing jobs over 8 years. trump has already added nearly 4,000 manufacturing jobs. these numbers are terrific. consumer confidence is up. wages rupp a little bit. they could be higher. four million jobs almost created since is inauguration all the way around. if he can stay strong on the economy, focus on law and order and get these judges in and get trade wins before

the mid terms he will be able to get his approval rating up to the high 40's which is going to be really important going into november. >> dana: other thing i wanted to ask you about the personal savings rate was higher than economists thought. that's good news for the health of the country overall, right? >> trish: certainly, that said, i would just say that you do want people to be out there spending. you do think people more confident right now. mentioned consumer confidence and consumer sentiment. we are seeing optimism in this country that we haven't seen in near lay decade. i can say that by the measurement in terms of what we are looking at with unemployment numbers and the jobs added. i can tell you that ceos that i talk to on a regular basis are much more excited and optimistic about the future. so much uncertainty overhung the obama administration. you saw the president and how excited he was we can sustain this and 4.1% are great. we are the envy of the world. do you notice every time we got a glimmer of hope in the economy during the obama

years, he would never willing to say that he always had to peddle back and say well, you know, it's not enough, we are not totally there this is a president who recognizes the importance of the psychology of the american consumer. confidence matters. >> dana: i called him the head coach of capitalism. [laughter] the other thing, greg the economy benefited from the tax cuts. the thing that doesn't get a lot of attention how he tooks the reigns off the regular gla another piece. obama tried to jam a lot through and companies a sigh of relief they don't have all that extra stuff to worry about. >> greg: how you all have been fueled. clearly a distraction from scandal. he created this booming economy, this low unemployment, peace with north korea, i almost said north carolina. and north carolina, trade, deregulation. judges. he is doing all this to deflect from scandal.

that's what i'm saying. and i hope msnbc follows that path. trish is absolutely right. people don't understand the power of persuasion. and these are, and i hate to quote scott adams. >> drink. >> greg: these were always psychological problems. and it's like if you can actually get -- affect optimism, opt 34eu678 ends up being the engine that creates productivity. this is something that president obama -- most people don't understand but sales men probably do because they live and die by optimism and confidence. what was your question? [laughter] >> dana: i was just saying it wasn't just the tax cuts. >> greg: yes, deregulation. basically allowed the horses to leave the barn. to coin a phrase. but i will go back to this for the never trumpers and people who don't like donald trump. america, you know, we have a choice and it's like and i use the met for of the doctor. a guy who has a lousy

personality but great with a knife or a guy you can like who is terrible on a patient. i think the media keeps focusing on the doctor and not the patient. and the patient is america and it's doing great. >> dana: that's a good one. i think scott adams will be very proud of that one if he is watching. >> greg: hosted me on a book tour. >> dana: we have to give juan some time to talk here. is it hard for democrats to figure out a way to run against trump on an economy with numbers. >> juan: no. it's great news for the country. the thing about it is the salesman part exactly dana what opens trump to critics. people will say you mean you are taking credit for everything? i thought we just had a record number of quarters of sustained growth coming out of what people, i think, across the aisle call the great recession. and it was a tremendous recovery, mostly under president obama.

>> jesse: since world war ii. >> juan: please, are you kidding me? that analysis requires to you imagine that somehow we could have come out faster out of this great recession. >> jesse: we could have. >> trish: historically speaking, every time you have had a recession you do actually spring back and usually the numbers look considerably better. >> juan: this was the worst recession, trish. this was the worst the country had been since the great depression. so what we have now is a situation where things are going, i say, you know, full guns, big boom, whatever. we have a 20 trillion-dollar economy. we have near full unemploymenunemployment. what you hear from the economists -- part of this the people were worried about the trade wars. and so a lot of, for example, chinese buying

soybeans was pushed way ahead in this quarter. what you get is a situation where wages still lagging. these are realities. >> jesse: they are not lagging, juan. >> juan: you made a list of things because the news is so good if you step outside the snow globe of say like cnn, which only focuses on porn stars and lawyers. you realize we're on the verge of a pretty awesome age. >> juan: i would hope. so i'm just telling you if you look at the reality we passed tax cuts or the president put in place tax cuts that we saw this week are driving deficits at higher rate. >> trish: how is it liberals suddenly become fiscal conservatives? >> juan: i'm telling you not trying to change the topic. >> trish: have you got to spend a little to get a little. >> dana: we have a lot. it's worth asking then what are we going to do about spending in the future. i want to play this because here is a possible solution for democrats if you follow her lead. watch. >> if people pay their fair

share, if corporations and the ultra wealthy, for example, as warren buffet likes to say, if he paid as much as his secretary paid, if we reversed the tax bill but raised our corporate tax rate to 28%, which is not even as high as it was before. >> right. >> if we do those two things, and also close some of those loopholes that's $2 trillion right there. if we implement the carbon tax, that's an additional amount of a large amount of revenue that we can have just last year we gave the military a 700 billion-dollar budget increase. which they didn't even ask for. what we need to do is reprioritize what we want to accomplish as a nation. >> dana: jesse? >> jesse: i heard today she actually has an economics degree and that's astounding because it didn't look like someone versed in economics talking about that. she was looking at her notes the whole time. time. >> greg: hey, what's wrong with that? >> jesse: yeah, but you

speak like a linguist. >> greg: thank you. >> jesse: she is drying to keep it simple for the folk folks. you are going way over their head. she is saying we can pay free healthcare if we do this and do this and do this if we do this it will raise 2 trillion. guess what it will cost 30 trillion for free healthcare. she is not even close to paying for it i do think she is a nice person and she means well, but i don't think she knows anything about economics. i'm impressed that she is asked about it. >> juan: did she answer the question? >> jesse: i don't think she did. how are you going to pay for it. >> greg: what she said you guys prioritize tax cuts to the point that you will drive up the deficit and then trish over here all of a sudden liberals care about that? well, i'm just telling you. >> jesse: her solution doesn't pay for it. >> juan: you said it's more important for us as an american people to take care of those who are ill, who have had preexisting conditions than to put more money in the pocket of the rich. >> jesse: juan, like someone

saying how are you going to pay for this bmw? oh here is $35. a bmw cost 35 grand. >> juan: here sour priority. we want to take care of people who are ill. >> dana: greg, you have the last word. >> greg: here's the issue. nothing that she says pertains to wealth creation. this is always the difference between the left and the right. her answer, her solution for any kind of monetary issue or gum disease is taxes. it's going to be taxes. but, if you ask them how do you create money? how do you create wealth, they will look at you and they will look down at their notes and there will be nothing in those notes. >> jesse: start asking her how to create wealth instead of how to take wealth. >> dana: what we need to do is redistribute what we have. >> trish: that's alarming that people fundamentally -- i don't think most americans if you push them will actually tell you that they want to go to work and turn over their check to uncle

sam. i think most americans really want to keep all that they have. but, there is a part of the population, you think about the people that followed sanders and people that are following her that say no, wealth redistribution is okay. that's the way they want to live. >> dana: juan, we have to go because we have so much stuff coming. >> greg: no. >> juan: we have too much income inequality and it's becoming a political liability for you guys growth, growth, growth. >> dana: a major twist in the russia investigation regarding the trump tower meeting and what are robert mueller and donald trump jr. doing next to each other at the airport? the answer ahead. ♪ on the side of the road ♪ you find something on the radio ♪ real, real good song ♪ we'll know it when it comes on ♪ have no money, have no place to go ♪

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attacking cohen's lawyer, long-time clinton confidante, lanny davis. rudy giuliani taking the pushback against cohen even one step farther. >> the man is a liar, a proven liar. there's no way you are going to bring down the president of the united states on the testimony, uncorroborated of a proven liar. i guarantee you this guy is a proven liar. >> i hear what you are saying. >> year ago when i wasn't his lawyer, people in your profession told me this guy will flip because he is inherent pathological liar. >> juan: no doubt about that. talk about an awkward run-in. what about this? mueller and donald trump jr. spotted just a few feet away from each other waiting at the same gate at an airport in washington earlier today. >> greg: surrounded by shirkles. >> juan: you are an astute observer. i have often thought that jesse, what do you make of this because giuliani for the longest time was cohen

is a great guy but, hey, looks like hey, suddenly team trump doesn't like cohen. >> jesse: cohen is a wounded animal and he will do and say anything to save his hide. i don't know whether he is telling the truth it's a he said, she said or he said, he said. maybe it's the truth and trump did have an inkling of warning about the meeting, whatever. it doesn't make him criminally liable for anything. it doesn't put him in any legal jeopardy, i don't think. he lied to the media. i mean, if you lock up anybody that lies to the media then all the presidents would be in jail. i don't know if it really moves the needle that much in terms of the investigation. what was the meeting? remember, it was hey, i have dirt on russia. oh, do you? what have you have nothing. money changed hands and dirt changes changed hands. she paid for dirt from russia. there is a little bit difference. look at this in the context of all these great things happening with the economy, north korea, and everything going on in this country.

just keep on having these bad and these negative and distracting things over here. investigations and personal stuff. it's hard for the rest of the country to understand it. >> juan: can you whistle? because you are whistling past the graveyard here. i'm going to tell you. >> juan: who died, juan? you? >> juan: i would think it's not a good sign, dana, that you get michael cohen looking like he might want to cooperate. >> dana: i don't think co-son going to have a lot of defenders, if you were ever on the receiving end of one of his tirades as henchmen for all things president trump before he was president. you don't have a lot of love loss for that guy, believe me. also, he makes lawyers look really bad. if their reputations could get any worse. i'm going to say something though it is weird that michael cohen decides to hire lanny davis. he is out there fighting with rudy giuliani. and giving him a good fight out there in the cable news wars.

but, because if they are going to drip this out every single day, condition people what jesse just did. it's not that big of deal. it's just a lie to the media. well, even then it's not that bad. and if it all comes out and turns out that all the accusations were true, by that point, people will be like oh well, we don't care. because that's exactly what happened to bill clinton. >> juan: that's interesting. so, trish, in addition to this thing, you have trump's corporate lawyer being subpoenaed in new york and the southern district. what does that mean? >> trish: well, is there any financial wrongdoing? that's what they are trying to look at at well? i mean were campaign funds used? were nefarious people lending him money? et cetera? i have a theory on this. in that vladimir putin wanted very badly to mess with us. he wanted to undermine us. he wanted to undermine our government, our democracy and our faith in our government. and if you think about where we are right now with all

the conversations that we keep having about russian collusion he has been successful. to a certain extent it may not have even mattered to him as long as he could plant these seeds of doubt and what did he do? he used our greatest strength, which is the openness of our society, the ability to exchange ideas and criticize the other side. he has used all that effectively against us. i mean, i spoke with one former intelligence officer today who said, look, trust me, the russians if they were really up to something, they are not parading the russian attorney right in to trump tower on fifth avenue with everybody looking. they would have been a little cagier, a little smarter about it. so, his feeling was, you know, these are a bunch of bread crumbs and the media is out there picking up every single one and it could have happened on either side. all i know is it's undermining our faith in our system. >> juan: i think it's a solid point. gregory? >> greg: i think we should

replace shark week with lawyer week, dana. [laughter] this scandal is just a distraction from all the good news about the economy just thought i would reverse my other talking point. no rules looking for dirt if you are a politician. if somebody said to me i got dirt on jesse. i don't care if you are russian orca madian and we are competing. this is about a meeting that the president didn't even go to. nobody -- three words i don't care. all right? the took the meeting. the meeting meant nothing. i don't care. trump was there. trump wasn't there. i don't care. was it unseemly? was it untoward? i don't care. no one cares about this except the people in the snow globe at cnn and msnbc. everybody else doesn't care. you've got trade. you've got north korea, thank you very much. you've got g.d.p., you got

the judges. you got unemployment. i don't care. if there was this weird meeting with this weird person about something that never happened that the president was at that they asked him about? sure, check it out. probably wasn't even listening. go check it out. i will see what happens. >> juan: all right. so if it's illegal? >> greg: i don't care. >> juan: the interview everyone is talking about. roseanne bar opening up with the racist tweet that cost her her career that's next on "the five."it ♪ so you wake up ready to run the world. the new sleep number 360 smart bed, from $999.

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>> they were saying it was racial when it's political. then, everybody started i was a racist racist. i have apologized and explained and asked tore forgiveness. i made a mistake. and i have paid the price for it. i wish i had worded it better. but i'm not going to let them tell me what i meant. i'm not a racist. and the people who voted for trump, they are not racist either. and trump isn't a racist. sorry. when things are going too far right, i'm going to go a little left. when things are going too far left, i'm going to go a little right. i like the middle opinion that balances too extremes. most people in america, i think, think like that. >> trish: right down the middle. middle of the fairway. i don't know. do you think that she helped herself at all maybe abc is going to forgive her after this one, greg?

>> greg: i'm more interested in the whole idea of banishment that we are going through right now. comedians are odd ducks. they take risks. that was obviously a terrible tweet. it was a risk she took. these crucifixions that occur in this town square of social media, that's what bothers me now is that i'm -- it's like we all imitate each other in a very terrible way on social media. and then to cleanse ourselves we eject somebody from the town square. it used to be once every three months. now it's almost like once every three days. yeah, terrible tweet. she is not running for office. we seem to take a lot of pleasure in banishing people. that's the thing. >> dana: only thing i would say is she was looking at this conspiracy-minded website and if you do that, you go down some terrible roads and it gets things in your head and if you go on twitter you might say and the best advice is to just stay off of those web sites all together. >> trish: yes, for sure. did abc then do the right

thing, juan, saying you are done? you are out? we are going to do a spinoff? >> juan: i think especially at this moment when you have such high levels of racial texas in the country, i think what she did crossed the line. i was curious. i think this is must-see tv. here she is on with sean. i thought sean was pretty strong. being very clear with her. explain to me what you did. and she comes back and she says i wish i had worded it better. and i thought to myself worded it better. that was a thought in your brain. that's the thought. it's the sentiment that i think people are concerned about and i think that's why abc felt they had to go. then she says oh, you know what? this happened just because i voted for trump. wait a second. they gave you the show. they put the show on and the show was a success. you came along and you undermined yourself. the other thing i would say, trish, is i must say i wondered about her health watching that show. i don't know if she is okay. >> trish: in what way? >> juan: just seemed like

she was not stable. i just hope she is okay. >> trish: you know, jesse, one of the things that perplexes people is abc came down so hard on her. but then you look at other comedians out there, samantha bee comes to mind who said some pretty disgusting stuff herself and that doesn't seem to resonate as n. as big a way. why is it that conservatives get hit a little bit harder? >> jesse: i think bo bee was different because b-list celebrate on cable station and that was the expectation that she was a nasty person. this is a mainstream commercially successful hit show, hit reboot on abc. network television. the advertisers were going to leave no matter what they did. and people were going to protest with their remotes. i think she looks great as a blonde. and all i have to say is i don't know if i totally believe her apology, but i think she thinks she is sincere. she believes she's sincere. she has a lot going on

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rotary phone was that if had you a big family, you could see the small child with all the food that was inside the little finger holes like it just collected so much grease and crumbs and bacon fat. it was always in the kitchen. it was a food magnet. >> jesse: feels so good on your ear. put it on your ear. >> dana: they are not watching any old movies. there is a lot of great old movies where you could learn more about things like rotary phones and walk men. >> greg: look like a call center. >> jesse: what was the shared. >> dana: party line. >> jesse: put this up to your ear, greg. >> juan: mr. president. the red phone. that would be something. i went out to lunch today with one of our college associates lynn jurdell. do you know what a memograph

machine is. >> jesse: no, i don't know how to say that what's a memo graph machine? >> greg: what you called before xerox. >> trish: i have good news since you like it so much. apparently you can buy these, the receiver and just hook it into your cell phone so you can walk around town and enjoy this nicely. >> dana: look at old movies great tv shows where they use these phones. >> greg: dial in for murder. >> jesse: i'm hanging up. don't mess with the queen's guard or else. [scream] ouch. the woman is okay. some reports say the incident may have been set up by the tourist at windsor castle to try to provoke the soldier the british media of defense isn't showing sympathy either the ropes

are there to protect both the public and our soldiers, please stay behind them. greg, were you one of those guys that went up to the guards that were like this and just tried to distract them? >> no, no, no. you don't mess with the guard. is he called the guard. that's exactly me when i'm boarding the plane somebody from a group like group c. >> get out of here. >> is getting in front of group a. get out you group c. [laughter] >> jesse: there is protocol you have to follow when you go over across the pond, right? >> dana: they are very, very traditional. i like that. i like that etch have. one time i remember i was on the phone and the president was giving a speech somewhere and i was in the staff room and then all of a sudden i see everybody is getting ready to go. he miss sod fast i thought i was going to miss the motorcade. i went out the door and all of a sudden it went back in my face. it wasn't the proper door. they thought it was a threat. i almost lost my hand. follow the rules. >> jesse: least threatening person to charge anybody. go ahead, juan.

>> juan: i'm curious i was reading about this. they said the chinese have gone crazy about this. >> jesse: why? >> juan: i don't know. something about order and rule of law. >> greg: was the woman asian? >> juan: i don't know. >> dana: the chinese liked it was on social media and they have go zol i don't know people. >> greg: seems to me pretty obvious about the rules here. shouldn't treat tourists badly. >> jesse: was he kicking her? >> trish: looked like a push. >> dana: get sportscenter on the phone. >> juan: get corey lewandowski in here. >> jesse: i don't know what you are talking about. forget about holding the mayo. ice cream parlor is churning on social media with this new creation. mayonnaise flavored ice cream. one person writing i'm going to report this page for hate content. how dare you desecrate the honor of ice cream with this monstrosity, the purpose of

mayo ice cream isn't for enjoyment it's tricking your friends into thinking it's vanilla. the scoop shop insists it's not as gross as it sounds. this frozen treat is a full on hit of fat and cream followed with an eggy milky after taste. >> dana: that's a great way to describe it. >> jesse: yuck. >> dana: might want to check the marketing on that. another one is buffalo wing ice cream i might try that. >> jesse: i would try it. would you? >> greg: i'm a very, very busy guy. i have a lot of things going on in my life. i love mayonnaise and ice cream have both at the same time. it cuts my eating habits in half. i would say over 20 minutes of time every day because i just eat. this. >> jesse: combine dinner and desert jess. >> greg: calories are amazing. >> juan: ghost pepper peppermint in bellingham, washington. i think the idea of hot and sweet i'm not quite sure.

>> greg: like me. >> juan: thank you, darling. one that really made me nuts is this one dill pickled flavored ice cream in stanley, north dakota i thought boy when my wife was pregnant they would have sold out of that. [laughter] >> trish: i make it a habit to never eat mayonnaise or mustard or ketchup only salt. ever since i was a little kid. >> jesse: i'm going to give you vanilla and in fact it's mayonnaise. trick is on you. stay right there. fan mail friday is up next ♪ ♪

[laughter] >> greg: fan mail friday is here. get to it great question from mel lady. sounds like a lot to a movie. if your 5-year-old self found himself inhabiting body. 5-year-old now what would your 5-year-old self do first. jesse? >> jesse: drive -- probably just drive dangerously? what am i supposed to do

what did i like at 5? >> greg: besides that? [laughter] next, dana? >> dana: well, when i was 5, my mom gave me a kitchen perm and it's my like the little pictures that you got at school. this iit is the worst hair thing have you ever seen. my 5-year-old self would be quite happy in this new hairstyle. >> greg: you would stair in the mirror and go i'm so pretty. i can't wait to be an adult. i will be so pretty. >> dana: i will never get a kitchen perm. mom, i love you and everything but that was really bad. >> trish: continue on that theme. makeup. i loved makeup. i used to go into my mother's dressing area. >> greg: me too. >> trish: lipstick out and be all over my face and i would get in trouble and go and do it again and i would get in trouble and i would do it again. one of my little girls recently went in and grabbed the pink lipstick all over her face. happened to be waterproof. so i found her trying to get

it off. i just laughed my head off. i said that's exactly what i would have done. >> greg: there you go. that's good. what about you, juan, would you have applied makeup? >> juan: i don't know how you got into her mother's mothes i think the answer to this question is i would stay up late. no one can tell me when it go to sleep. >> greg: that's a good one. >> juan: of course i would have a lot of bazooka bubble gum in addition to staying up. >> greg: i would beat up mark johnson. i am 5 and is he 7. walking home he would give me grief. i think i could take him now. come back and beat the crap out of him and everybody. >> jesse: my money on mark. >> greg: everybody would go who is that mystery man who looks like mini greg gutfeld. question from donna what is the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

>> dana: i got one. [laughter] >> greg: all right, dana? >> dana: has to do with jesse. we had a "the five" party at our house and jesse got to stay -- he was staying over. you and elena stayed over. he was on the top floor. house is pretty new. it was a pullout couch. et left the bar early and went home. the next morning he had to leave early. my sister later on in the day are straightening things up, putting the house back together. i go upstairs and guy ah-ha is everything okay? the couch is put back together but the mattress is up against the wall. and i don't know why he did that. that is the weirdest thing. have you ever slept on one? >> jesse: no, wait a second. i think i was trying to make the bed back together and make the bed as a good house guest would do. >> dana: you took the bed out of the couch and put it against the wall. >> jesse: was it a pullout

couch? i didn't know that. [laughter] >> greg: now you destroyed the whole thing. trish? >> trish: can i punt? i'm new to this. can i punt? >> dana: no. no, no. >> trish: i don't think i have anything again. overserved people falling asleep in heir plate. i don't think i have anything that can compare with jesse putting the mattress up against the wall. that's good. >> greg: what about you, jesse? >> jesse: i'm usually the one doing weird stuff at someone else's house. i don't know if anybody has done -- i mean, my mother has come over and yelled at me and called me horrible names and i have had to kick her out a little bit. that's just par for the course. >> dana: that's not true. >> greg: juan? >> juan: you hear a noise in the wireddest you go downstairs people are up watching tv. what is going on here? what is that sorrow milk. suddenly like you go in the fridge to get some milk, hey, this ain't milk. somebody put this in here. what is this? >> that's mayonnaise.

>> greg: i don't have time to get into the stain. i had a guest come and stay and they left and there was a massive stain in the second bedroom that was like the size of like a table and i will never to this day know what it was. >> jesse: sorry about that. >> greg: you should have just brought your medication. edward says what is your cd player, tape deck or turntable right now. or was played last. >> juan: lately i have been in to chill music. i listen to xm to get chill. >> greg: interesting. trish? >> trish: i have really eclectic taste in music. we're talking everything from country to opera to pop to irish folk music. >> greg: irish folk music fun to drink. to say i guess maroon five for you, jesse?

>> jesse: cardi b and that's top 50. >> greg: excellent. i know what you are going to say. >> dana: it's a new artist that i was introduced to last week maggie rogers and new song out today called give a little. i knew it was coming out today it's very good. >> greg: excellent. i can't remember what i had in my -- a band called arp. not aarp. arp. >> dana: arp on fox channel. >> greg: classic rock. all right i get it one more thing is up next. jeesh. ♪ ♪ ♪ you shouldn't be rushed into booking a hotel.

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beach, dana. summer vacation outer banks, north carolina. imagine my alarm when i saw this video from emerald ill, nortaisle, take a look. several swimmers trapped by rip tides. had to jump into action. formed a human chain extending into the ocean. they held strong in the rough waters, arm in arm pulling swimmers out of the dangerous depths. you will never know where you find a hero. this week there were a bunch of them on the beach in north carolina. >> trish: looks pretty cool. >> dana: extremely dangerous stay out of the water. jesse? >> jesse: we tackle the most important stories on water world week after week. probably the most famous weather girl in the world take a look at her picture. she is famous and dating this guy. this guy breaks up with this weather girl, are you ready? he breaks up with her to play video games. all right? he just wants to play video games. doesn't want to date her. he just wants to dedicate

his life to video games. diamond and silk tackle that issue saturday night. we also have charlie kirk and michelle malkin, hell of a show. >> greg: you stole that how can i compete with that. >> dana: compete with try. >> greg: tomorrow night 10:00, the greatest show featuring greg gutfeld, the greg gutfeld show jamie lissow nic seriousy. kat timpf and tyrus. there is going to be a segment of me on a special unique talk show where i talk about my new book the gutfeld monday dog. it's not a normal book segment. it's kind of strange. on a very special new talk show that we are unfailing. unfailing.gut. >> dana: i got a sneak preview it's amazing. >> greg: it will blow your mind if you have any mind left to blow. >> dana: after you watch

jesse's show. trish? >> trish: following the whole dallas cowboys scandal jerry jones is going to require all the players now to stand for the national anthem. this has obviously been in the news a lot, lately, i got to thinking about it because i used to sing the national anthem a lot back when i was a singer like many, many, many years ago. heck no i studied classical singing and my kids had asked me if i would sing the national anthem and they encouraged me. so i made this little -- i think we have a little recording that we are going to show you ♪ of the free ♪ and the home of the brave ♪ >> trish: that's a hard song to sing. >> jesse: stand for the anthem gutfeld. >> greg: you would be able to tell if i kneeled.

>> juan: have you talent. >> trish: it's been a while. >> dana: all right. we have got to run. that's it for us. see you back here on monday. greg, help me out with, this it's the show you can't miss. "special report" tonight with chris wallace. over to you, chris. >> chris: i don't know lou to follow that trish regan, who knew? have a great weekend. president trump calls the economy the envy of the world after a strong second quarter report. is china trying to suspect plant the u.s. a supplant the us top economic and military power. whatever happened to the series looks for president's big plans for military parade. this is "special report." ♪ ♪ >> chris: good evening, welcome to washington i'm chris wallace in for bret baier. president trump is calling u.s. economic growth amazing after fastest expanon