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i wonder why. >> donald trump and his erratic behavior could be leading the united states towards world war iii. >> talking about annihilating millions of people. >> if this border wall happens it will be an unprecedented environmental catastrophe. >> we can begin to normalize this. it's dangerous, childish, unpresidential. this is it, the end of the presidential race. feels like the end of the world. >> greg: never gets old. you cannot mock the ill, one isd there is an industry selling it. the media has replaced climate change with trump change. everything that is due to term, even as life improves. we have never been in a better spot with north korea. gdp growing up, unemployment ranking. optimism is higher than willie nelson. you have to be listening to the other guys. the skies just -- it's not just

falling. it has fallen and it can get up. as much as the chicken littles hate term, where they be without him? the election created a need we didn't know we had. haters, imagine if trump were to disappear. how large a whole with therapy and the lives of cnn end morning joe and chelsea handler. you think they suffer from trump anxiety? wait until you see trump withdrawal. >> i wasted everyone's time. i feel bad. you don't think i feel bad? >> greg: i know that. you can't go back after donald ready has added something to politics we haven't seen, which is speed, not the drug, the energy. it's the first time in eight years so many new media are spreading. anxiety is in from the apocalypse. it's from trying to keep up. let's introduce. we have a new face here. emily, welcome to the show. i know you have been on jesse's

program. other quality shows, like mine. i thought you could tell us about yourself. >> thank you for having me here today. i'm excited. thank you. i am a 12 theater attorney and i still practice. i practice in california and washington. the majority of my career was spent with the federal government and criminal law. i had the pleasure of cheering in the nfl for the the oakland raiders. i went on a uso tour in kuwait and iraq visiting troops. that remains this day my greatest honor. me and one of the black hawks. >> dana: i like that. >> jesse: you are doing so well. >> emily: chased a squirrel with that hat on. that's my car.

greg was telling me about his car. i pick my engine is bigger. >> greg: '72, right? >> dana: dude drive that everywhere? does seattle give you the steam guy when you drive around her neck? >> emily: i got more negative looks. in seattle, i just said -- >> dana: beautiful car. >> greg: haughty make of the idea of anxiety? could it be a class action lawsuit against trump? >> emily: they could certainly try. we saw that a suit about caffeine and coffee in california. i feel like it's one more thing where the reality, people want to be outraged rather than informed. the whole thing is ridiculous. to me, it's an oversimplification of the matte matter. i have trump anxiety syndrome so it must mean x, y, and z. what is that the root of? fear and fright is usually from lack of education.

if we could talk about things, people wouldn't be so frightened of the positive news coming out of the administration. >> greg: if you are offended, you are complicit in the outrage. i got that from a producer. donald's isn't making you sick. it's -- you are letting him get you sick. you have to learn how to manage the emotions and turn it into something productive, correct? >> juan: i think donald plays on emotions every day. he plays on the fear factor. he likes sister up his base. he likes to mock people and intimidate people. look at it from the democrats point of view. the base is anti-trump and energized to turn out in the midterms. all the numbers are going towards the democrats because the democratic basis so energized. they are upset about trump. >> greg: deranged. >> juan: people look around

and say you know what, this country is in a place i've never seen before. i don't even recognize it in some cases, and they are outraged. >> greg: again, it's a psychological problem. >> juan: you can't just speak the truth? >> greg: it's psychological. if you look at the job numbers in the economy, that's progress. you are talking about serious psychological problems. people think there is something wrong when there's a good going on. >> juan: look at the taxes. we are going to give a tax cut to the workingmen of americana goes to no one but the rich. >> jesse: fake news. everyone gets $26 more. >> juan: check with the rich. >> jesse: guiding the path along. donald trump was elected to grab america from the back of the neck and yank it from the edge of the cliff. first of your book, it is thrilling. for some people it is jarring.

those people are mentally weak. we had people storming beaches and now they are crying in the streets. the media is so negative. they are saying that the sky is falling. trump is taking down institutions, fighting with people. he is on twitter. we've never had a president like that before and people can't process it. people are frustrated because they haven't been able to take him down. they have thrown everything of this guy and he is still at 45 space coda 45%. they need to say a shrink. >> greg: lets ai come and i have all this anxiety. >> dana: are you in action oriented person or you need to turn off the tv and turn off water? some people say i don't like to watch the news. it's too negative. or it's too violent. they don't want to watch it.

you have a choice. in the serenity prayer, you ask for wisdom for the things you cannot change and the courage to know the difference. i think the other thing is, and i do think the democrats have done this, so have trump supporters. channel the energy into something else. run for office, donate, decide to turn something into action so you can get involved. if you feel like you are more involved and you're able to do something on either side, then you can deal with your anxiety better. >> greg: to what jesse said, i think the stress israel and it has to do with time compression. the fact that trump has packed five incidents in one day. it seems like to him shuffleboard. if there is a news item, he will hit it out with another news

item. we are constantly racing and racing, and i can kind of see where that gets exhausting, even for us. >> emily: the rapidity of the media cycle can be exhausting. part of the issue is focusing on the fright and fear of what hasn't happened yet. we are ignoring to our detriment the negative. california has the highest poverty rate if you take into account cost of living. we have 125 billionaires living in that state with $500 billion among them. l.a. county leveraged $430 million worth of debt to combat the homeless problem that is growing by the day. it's almost a shell game where we are focused on what the media, the headlights, oversimplification, and ignoring what really needs our attention. >> greg: i am stealing those stats when i do talk are later. media keeping it at a doomsday level.

they're going to fork out millions in the midterms with the hope to win both houses and impeach. is that the realistic goal? >> juan: no. but i think realistically they have a shot at the house. i'm struck by this conversation because to me, you say it's the hollywood elite. it's the media. it's everybody but donald trump and i think if i am anxious, if the american people are anxious, and according to what i saw, they are more anxious. apparently you can measure this. they are more anxious. what about donald trump's repeated lies? what about the idea that he stands next to putin like a submissive puppy and says i believe putin, not the americans. wait a second. what side is this going on? i thought he was our president. >> jesse: i think people are more resilient on the right. during the administration, there are racial riots and domestic terror attacks, gas price spike spikes. there was a lot of uncertainty

and volatility. conservatives didn't rush to see a shrink. they had a drink and went to work. >> greg: they created the tea party. >> dana: and there was isis. that was anxiety producing, you are worried about the future of the world. part of this is celebrities and hollywood have said they are going to be more engaged now than ever. the president, yes, for president trump, he does better if he has someone or something to work against. i think if hollywood really wanted to help the democrats, it would be better to sit back, write checks, and register new voters rather than giving him something to run against. >> greg: clooney said he wouldn't hang around obama because he didn't want to tarnish obama with the hollywood stench. >> dana: they just met behind closed doors. >> greg: president trump and his legal team launched a new wave of attacks against robert mueller and michael cohen. the war of words, that's next.

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with an interview with the special counsel. rudy giuliani on tv today going after robert mueller and trump's former lawyer, michael cohen. here are some of the highlights. >> my client didn't do it. even if he did, it's not a crime. ives event over an hour. collusion is not a crime. they're not going to have a sit down until they are not what they want to do. we will advise the president and he decides. he has always leaned in favor of doing it. right now i am telling him no way. interfering with the ability to govern. it's a horrible thing mueller is doing. you tell me a lawyer is taping his clients. i have to say he made a mistake. he's unethical. he's a scumbag. he's a horrible person. >> jesse: rudy is off the leash today. >> greg: he has a dog in his jaws.

>> jesse: what's the strategy? >> greg: it is a mess. the more you clean it, the messier it gets. his strategy as he sees a spill on carpet and dumps a wheelbarrow of soup on nights. trump is from queens. nothing goes down without a fight or name calling. this is not brentwood, bel air, or madison, wisconsin. these are new yorkers. you have giuliani, trump, and michael cohen one. the streets of new york and new jersey. we are watching an ongoing episode of "the sopranos." >> juan: did you mean that as a complement? >> greg: i did. i'm very skeptical of the attention being devoted to this. i can't take it seriously. when the ifs become ours, i'll take it seriously. right now it's background noise. >> juan: giuliani said that

cohen is an honest guy i trust. now he says, i don't want to repeat what he just said. but he thinks he's a lowlife. >> jesse: because he taped the president. >> juan: on a host of issues. he thinks the guy is a lowlife. he keeps changing his story. greg, would you want rudy representing you? >> greg: this is how life works. somebody is your lowlife until they are no longer your lowlife. then they are just a lowlife. he's a jerk. they say he's a jerk but he's my jerk. that's how they look at lawyers. sorry, emily. [laughter] you just looked at me. >> juan: take it easy. this is full combat. mma of the debates. >> jesse: as a lawyer, what do you think? is it a p.r. game to discredit the mueller investigation by saying all these things are happening? he stacked the deck with a lot of democratic lawyers. mueller has a conflict. i'm not going to be treated

fairly so when the investigation comes to a conclusion, there is doubt in the air. >> emily: that's one argument for sure but there's been question as to come is there a strategy? always thought today might be evidence it's more reactionary even though it's always trying to get in front of the new cycle and the statement to put out the narrative. should he sit down with mueller or should he not. the strategy behind that would be to help frame the narrative. obviously it has more potential for detriment. if i could throw in my two cents about cohen. people keeps repeating. his lawyers as he recorded the conversations because it replaced him taking notes. because there's so many, almost 200, it speaks to that but you have a duty of fall -- a duty of confidentiality. you vile not to do harm to your

client with the confidence they've given you. privilege was waived by that tape and it was a smart move because the conversation doesn't continue about there must be something in that tape. there must be something recorded that's nefarious. it takes out the fight the government could have argued a it is privilege or b there is a crime fraud exception. i think it was wise but i also think purposeful or not strategy, mired in the details, it's taking us away from the bigger picture. >> juan: giuliani says he wants all the tapes to be heard. he says it helps the president. i have to think as i am sitting here, people -- giuliana comes out and says yes, we paid off -- oh, the president do about it. now we know that the president knew about karen mcdougal. is he helping this president? >> jesse: it is less about the cohen thing and more about mueller. now we believe the mueller thing, if we are to believe

rudy giuliani, it may conclude around september and the president doesn't want to talk to him. >> dana: that's not what they said. rudy giuliani says he doesn't want his client to talk to him but the president has always maintained he wants to talk to him but his advisors are saying no. rudy giuliani says hard pass. i feel like mueller might be -- i don't know if he's completely wrapping up but it feels to me like every time we get this ramped up rhetoric, something is coming. it might be another indictment that you might see soon. i'm not going to say what i think might happen. >> jesse: now you have to say it. >> dana: are not going to say it. cohen use to, let's say you would say you mind if i tape this? i won't tape it anymore. pushed it off. he had another device that was recording you the entire time. if you want to be sympathetic towards somebody, even president trump. if you don't like him. it's pretty underhanded.

it's what you were saying, emily. for a lawyer to do that. remember, why did the southern district of new york go to his hotel room, knock on the door and say we need all the stuff. they headed to p was about to destroy evidence. i imagine the tapes were on the list. >> greg: i don't think cohen was hired for his credibility. everybody's got to have a fixer. >> jesse: that's right. emily is a fixer. up next, president trump making a major threat against the democrats who don't want to build a wall. wait until you hear this. still a chance here.

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concerned and personally if we don't get border security, after many, many years of talk within the united states, i would have no problem doing a shutdown. >> juan: some on the left not budging. anti-trump critic representative maxine waters launching this new attack on the president. >> this president is a bully, and he will try to intimidate all of us. he is not going to shutdown anything. as a matter fact, people will remember he said he was going to build this wall and he was going to make mexico pay for the wall. they said they weren't going to pay for anything. now he wants the american citizens to pay for this wall. >> juan: waters to watters. i thought mexico was going to pay for it. >> jesse: they still will. be patient. it looks like it's going to be built one step at a time.

we had a deal for 25 billion in an exchange for legalizing dreamers. then we have the s-whole country comment, shutdown schumer situation. they didn't want chain migration and lottery. it fell apart. i don't think the centage is going to do this because it takes 60 votes. they can get it through the house but not the senate. a shutdown in the fall. there is a hand grenade in there. you have to confirm cavanaugh, run for reelection. i don't even think o'connell wants the wall. i don't think ryan wants his lasting swan song to be a government shutdown and then losing the house. i don't think it's going to happen. but if the democrats take the house, they are not only not going to fund the wall, they are going to abolish i.c.e. >> juan: did you just say it's not going to happen? >> jesse: i don't believe it's going to happen at this point right now. but they're going to have to fund it piecemeal. >> juan: emily, majority

leader mitch mcconnell says i'm not having a vote on this before the midterms. ron johnson, head of homeland security, says it's a bad idea. people in the house are saying we are republicans than we are not into this. what do you make of it? >> emily: i agree with jesse and personally i really don't like the threat of the government shutdown or using that as a tool. we're not getting much out of a lot people there anyway and secondly is a federal attorney, i was a managing attorney and acting director. the amount of resources it takes to prepare for a furlough and execute on it. it's inordinate. to me, it's a tremendous hemorrhage of those resources and the sub importer issue, we cannot overstate or underestimate the power of the corruption in mexico and the central american countries and the transnational drug cartels.

almost 150 politicians have been murdered in mexico ramping up to their election and five since the election this month. if we could have a little bit more dialogue i think from those borders, the district along the borders by those reps, though southern border senators and have a more engaging conversation in detail, we can get out of the hyperbole, especially coming up to the midterms. if we could have a collective, cohesive strategy with the facts at hand. it would be way more fruitful than volleying back and forth. >> juan: dana, tell us about the politics. sounds like republicans and the politics are not good. >> dana: they are not sure. democrats touched the hot stove and said never mind and there were those embarrassing headlines, and the liberal base was mad, saying why aren't you going to fight? they don't have anything to fight with. the shutdown was a terrible idea and president trump absolutely won on that and he was able to ride it for about eight weeks

afterwards. but this is different. he is he is going to shut down the government, could it turn out better? he knows the economy is good. it is not what is driving voters to the pool. he needs to turn on his base. will they show up? i don't think the members of congress actually believe him. they are like, he is just threatening. he won't do it. but i think the president should do if he can is sent to the congress exactly what he would veto. so they know what they are dealing with so they can try to get it done. avoid a government shutdown. he might be just spoiling for a fight. may be. >> juan: mitch mcconnell and the republican leadership that they had a deal with the president not to shutdown the government over this. greg, 60% of the american people saying they don't want a wall. >> greg: a government shutdown is the world cup of politics. >> dana: it is the worst.

>> greg: massive buildup. here comes the world cup. you turning on those boys just kicking a ball around. and then it ends with penalty kicks. okay. let's skip it and get to the penalty kicks. it is the same thing with the supreme court. just get to the penalty kicks. trump is having a lot of success in a year and a half, two years. but this is his birthday pony. gdp, unemployment, north korea. if he doesn't get the pony, he's not going to be happy. he wants the birthday pony. they wall is a visual metaphor about enhanced border security. he has made it an issue. people are listening. he has made it the issue that people weren't talking about, maybe he will get something out of it. >> juan: i think his strategy is go after emigrants. >> greg: illegal immigrants. >> juan: no, he wants to cut legal immigration.

>> jesse: he wants chain over. lotto over. merit-based. bring in the best and the brightest. >> juan: please. >> jesse: not some guy's uncle zimbabwe. >> juan: zimbabwe. thank you. the other thing, go after the nfl players. >> greg: he wants to deport nfl players? >> juan: deport? no, he just wants to mock them and stir up his base. as a former cheerleader for the nfl, are you upset over trump's attack over nfl players? [laughter] at >> jesse: this is about the wall! >> emily: any policy that the nfl has about kneeling during the anthem. >> greg: how do you feel about trump destroying isis, juan?

>> juan: i wish it was true. >> emily: is become a more polarized situation. but now they are sitting down in front of an independent arbiter coming to an agreement behind closed doors and that's all we need to focus on them. >> juan: is an eagles fan who hates the dallas cowboys, i heae hearing the convoy say we are america's team and we will be standing. a stunning number of millennials walking away from cushy jobs. they don't even have a backup plan. what is going on? the surprising reason for that straight ahead. if you're turning 65, you're probably learning

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quitting their lucrative jobs and not worried about what they will do next. a new survey says 43% are ditching their careers after two years, to travel and have a better work-life balance. 28% plan to stay in their current jobs for more than five years. we are going to discuss. i want to say i'm kind of jealous and envious. they have no cares in the world. they get to travel, see the world what we are working here. when you come back, do not expect to get the managerial position of a 26-year-old. you'll start in the 22-year-old position, the entry-level one. work experience is great. travel experiences great but it's not going to get you to leapfrog. >> dana: somebody is a little angry. >> dana: you know how many calls i get a week asking for mentoring advice? this is one of them. >> greg: i am skeptical of stories like these. they have anecdotes. they find a 20 something who scaled a guatemalan volcano.

for everyone, you have 10,000 who work their off but you don't do articles about them. we pile on millennials because we think they have it easier but why are their lives easier? we invented the technology that makes their life easier. every subsequent generation has it easier because we paved the way. build the wealth, create the wealth. millennials traveling more than ever. why? because i invented the plane. >> dana: emily, you are not a millennial. you are on the cusp. >> greg: want you just ask her how old she is. >> emily: what frightens me is it seems like there's no investment. whenever one comes back from doing whatever, what happens when that generation starts aging? you talked about jobs for them. we are also seeing total vacancies in industries that depend on that kind of young

entry-level jobs. one of them is the restaurant industry. they are experiencing literally like vacuums and hostessing positions. >> greg: if only we had emigrants. >> dana: there is a legal shortage. >> emily: it worries me because i don't know what's going happen when they need -- >> greg: robots. >> dana: robot hostesses. jesse, how do you feel about the youngsters? >> jesse: i look upon them with disdain. because i am 40, and it makes me feel better. it's easy to drop out of the workforce and eat fish tacos by the beach and take instagram pictures. that's easy to do. but you need to develop skills. so you can make money. you have to be able to live a comfortable life. when he returned to the workforce and you go to an

interview and they go, i see a 15 year gap. what were you doing? you can't say i was scaling a whatever in guatemala. you're going to work for another millennial. >> dana: i think maybe we are being a little unimaginative. you can kind of work from anywhere with this technology. maybe they have figured out a way to work from bali. >> jesse: i don't think that's what's going on. i think they treasure going to bali. i think there's a psychological thing in play. i believe it is the case we felt like we were going to hustle, pick up skills, calling people like dana perino for career advice. we are thou -- college costs a. income is stagnant. home ownership is down. even to get married, marriage is down. i don't know if i can make it. i don't know if i will ever make as much money as my folks are have a house as nice as my

folks. not playing the rat race. i'm going to bali. for a lot of them, that's what they want to do. >> jesse: you need a competitive young generation to go out there and hustle. >> juan: i agree but i think what we are not discussing is income inequality. it is so difficult now to get your foot on the ladder of upward mobility. >> jesse: i aspire. i don't drop out and go to bali. >> greg: it is in the quality but its status inequality. what they are plagued with now is going to -- they are on instagram. the reason they are traveling's because they are see their on instagram. it is status. >> jesse: they are going to bali and they are in debt. >> juan: you are talking about rich kids who can even afford to go to bali. >> greg: or go wherever.

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>> emily: hay, single guys. the quickest way to a woman's heart is through your stomach. a new study from italy finds that when ladies were showed fake bios of potential mates, they were more attractive to those who ate meat than vegetarians or vegans. that study came from italy. greg, i see you are wolfing that down. i hear your diet is mostly meat. >> greg: it is almost entirely pork and cow. my favorite is barbecued ribs. i call it kyle. 100 years from now, how are they going to look at people like me? i am an earthling eating and earthling. this could be seen in -- seen as a form of cannibalism. aliens could say they eat each other. the solution is to eat the space

aliens. but not a high carb alien. >> emily: dana, would you be less attracted -- is your husband a vegetarian? >> dana: no. [laughs] not in any way. my family has cattle ranches. i encourage everyone to eat meat. i got to go on safari in africa. we had a guide who explained if you have eyes in front of your head, you are meant to chase. you are meant to chase so you can get meat. that's what you're supposed supposed to eat. animals with eyes on the sides, they are supposed to gather. >> greg: that's crazy. >> dana: makes total sense to me. >> emily: jesse, have you taken a bite? >> jesse: no, i was waiting. >> dana: self-restraint. >> juan: can we tell the audience they told us we should

order meat for this segment. greg ordered ribs. i ordered chicken. tell them what you ordered, jesse. >> jesse: a strip steak with béarnaise sauce. >> greg: nothing changes. >> juan: it goes back to hunters and gatherers. women are attracted to men that can go out and stab something with a spear and throw it over a fire and eat it. plus, it has protein and women like men with muscles. steak is expensive, and that also attracts women. and if if you are a vegan or yu eat salad, you are a little softer. it's not the most masculine thing. it's as simple as that. >> greg: it is literally simple. >> emily: you have chicken. >> juan: i try not to eat meat. >> jesse: that explains a lot. >> juan: the funny thing happened. i was living with an african tribe. i was a teenager. the other boys would make fun of

me. they would say you smell like meat because they don't eat meat nih needs. >> jesse: what do they eat? >> juan: all kinds of things but not meat. they eat fish. they didn't eat that much fish. they were very healthy. >> dana: they were manly. >> juan: i don't eat a lot of beef because doctors have said to me, especially after prostate cancer, slow down a little bit on it. >> jesse: more meat for me, juan. >> emily: "one more thing" is up next. g, but now it's time to find my dream abode. -right away, i could tell his priorities were a little unorthodox. -keep going. stop. a little bit down. stop. back up again. is this adequate sunlight for a komodo dragon? -yeah. -sure, i want that discount on car insurance just for owning a home, but i'm not compromising. -you're taking a shower?

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♪ >> "one more thing." i'm going to be on tucker tonight. he will be talking about my book i hope. i better be talking about my book, tucker. because i'm sticking around. but more important, from 7-8:00 tonight i'm going to be on facebook doing a live autograph signing, so you can come on there and you can actually get a book signed and you get on their and i will sign it to you, whatever you want. >> you'll get to make fun of them. >> tom shillue is hosting it and i will be there, one hour, 7-8, 4-5. we have this too. >> greg's sports corner. >> this is pretty exciting. one of the prospects for the nfl. let's take a look at this cat.

depending on his 40 time he could be an early second round draft pick. [laughter] yes. >> looking forward to football season. >> you better stand for the anthem. >> dana's one more thing video, i'm going to kick it up a notch. this is a real "one more thing" dog video. watch this dog steel a go pro and chase everybody around the backyard. harrowing video. that's what dogs do and that's why people like dogs. that's what you do a "one more thing." >> but you don't like dogs. >> i've learned to tolerate them. >> like liberals. >> it's got to be jasper. >> is it my turn? >> jasper loves everyone, even jesse. get this.

26-year-old david, originally moved to silicon valley with the hope of finding a job in the tech injury but as you told us, it's extremely expensive. it was so expensive it forced him into homelessness. however, it didn't stop him from looking for work. on friday a photo of him handing out resumes and assignments and hungry for success were shared on twitter. it was shared by over 130,000 people and since then he has received hundreds of job offers, including some from industry leaders like google. they have provided him with temporary living quarters so he can go to interviews. so he didn't go to bali. >> nicely done! >> saturday it was girls gone wild in d.c. my twin granddaughters and their fellow first-graders had a throwdown party. pepper and wesley turned six on august 1st.

my daughter created cake magic, baking two fantastic cakes. they tasted even better than they look. or you can see one cake with hula girl on top. really it's just crushed peanuts. the other cake, even more amazing, look at this. it's a pig ready to roast at a luau. >> that is cultural appropriation. >> happy birthday girls from your old pop pop. great kids. >> strawberry cake? >> it was confetti cake inside. >> what is confetti cake? >> it's like vanilla cake with dots inside it. >> i don't like that. i like chocolate cake -- i like duncan hines. i hear you, emily. your turn. >> i have to say i'm still reeling from your don't like dogs common. to me that's worse than being a vegetarian. >> i'm reeling from some of your

comments. >> holy smokes, take it easy. she's a guest. >> sorry, i'm out of line. >> on july 10th last year we lost seven u.s. marine raiders and nine marine aircraft crew members akc 1:30 in a tragic crash in mississippi while they were on transit to deployment training. on the first anniversary of the crash of the theme of 30 marine leaders and special and phidias comments comments made a corpsman undertook an 11 day, 900-mile rough march in mississippi back to north carolina. this was called the marine raider memorial march and it honored the marines who died symbolizing bringing them back home on the voyage they were unable to make in the march was just completed this friday. >> that's impressive and very important. >> here that millennials? real americans right there. >> emily is one more thing was the best one. >> set your dvrs, never miss an episode of "the five."

he's a triple threat. calm, cool, handsome, and his name is bret. hello, bret! >> bret: hello, greg. i hear you were going to be down here. >> i'm coming down tomorrow, i'm going to be on your show, be nice to me. >> bret: will see. president trump will not sit down and answer questions from the special counsel. if he doesn't get border funding he says he's willing to shut the government down and only here, the one on one with italy's prime minister. this is "special report." ♪ good evening, welcome to washington, i'm bret baier. president trump is doing plenty of tweeting about the ongoing special counsel investigation, but he has apparently not in the talkative mood either to the media or robert mueller. the subject did not come up today, the joint press appearance with italy's prime minister and right now the president is letting his attorney do the talking for him