♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with pam bondi, juan williams, jesse watters, and she skateboards and a salad bowl. dana perino. "the five" ." on msnbc, a network, tuesday a guest mocked fox news for devoting time to the murder of mollie tibbetts. >> i'm sure we'll hear what he has to say about this at his rally. fox news is talking about a girl in iowa and not this. >> greg: writes. a girl in iowa. a girl in iowa murdered pales in importance when compared to tax

evasion. if you talk about molly, your can't talk about the things the media thinks is important. to the press, your sorrow has got to be political. the hush money among adults is more harmful to society than a brutal killing. the media is obsessed with manafort and cohen. but for most americans, we know a true victim when we see her. it ain't the irs or stormy. we are smeared for thinking murder matters more than a -- maybe we need to help the media find equivalencies. let me ask you, how many mollies is a michael cohen worth? on sunday, this story took off on twitter. i.c.e. had nabbed a guy on the way to the hospital with his pregnant wife. perfect media father until he found out the dad was a murder suspect. mysteriously, that story went

away. how about the nazi death camp guard living in queens? obama's white house ignored it even as the nazis jewish neighbors called him out. then we had an election. trump, using i.c.e., deported him. without i.c.e., we would have at least one nazi on the list. if this is the first time you have heard of the stories, i get it. these days, you stick to the store you want to tell, which is why to some, mollie tibbetts the just some girl in iowa. i want to run this apology from the ford and professor christine greer who apologized on twitter. "yesterday i said something flippant that was unintended. mollie tibbetts was a promising young woman who lost her life. my hope is that her family will find peace and justice, and that her murder is not used to justify a discriminatory immigration policy." dana, from a public relations

perspective, she could have stopped that apology when it mattered. >> dana: i can't stand the backhanded apology. if somebody says i have never agreed with her in my entire life but she had a good point there. they don't want to salute themselves without. >> greg: whenever you see a but coming. >> dana: the abolish i.c.e. bumper sticker leaves no room for nuance. so you have a situation where democrats are having to answer questions. are you for abolishing i.c.e.? most of them are like no. but because there are some left-wing folks out there that really want to try to get a rise out of people and probably believe we should abolish i.c.e., they have backed a lot of democrats into a corner. >> greg: pam, good to see you. cnn and ms mac didn't take the

arraignment for the suspect. he has a private attorney. i was wondering who was paying for that. also, how did he get through? i have read different stories. did they do e-verify? you'd have a fake i.d.? >> pam: the farm owner says he went through e-verify. he turned over completely all the documents, completely cooperated. they are looking at them to see what happened with e-verify. this country has been in the country forever. he murdered a beautiful young girl. from being in a courtroom my entire career, that's who everybody in this country should be focusing on, that victim's parents, family. can you imagine what they are going through? >> greg: it is unimaginable. we talked about families being separated. that is separation. juan, elizabeth warren was talking about this case, lamenting the crime but then inserting a but.

>> i'm so sorry for the family. i know this is hard not only for the family but for the people in her community, the people throughout iowa law. but one of the things we have to remember is we need an immigration system that's effective, that focuses on where real problems are. >> greg: juan, i guess this isn't a real problem with this young woman was murdered. >> juan: no. the way you set it up is so prejudicial to our audience. the clear fact of what happened is horrible for this young woman. but it also reminds me of the kate steinle case where her brother came forward and said he thought trump was sensationalizing the death of a beautiful young woman. why would her brother, why would kate steinle's brother say that? what you see is that people use is for their own purpose. trump is using it to distract and see people in terms of the big news of the day which is about the michael cohen plea

deal paul manafort being convicted. at this point you have the president's personal lawyer and campaign chairman, national security advisor all convicted felons. oh, no. instead we want to talk about a murder. while, there are lots of murders in america. there is a lower rate of violent crime among immigrants than there is among native-born americans. there are some people who say let's not talk about trump. let's talk about this. >> greg: the point is there may be more people that are killed texting while driving. so let's not pay attention to drunk driving. we can tackle both. >> jesse: i think juan wants to distract from -- >> juan: talking about the news of the day. >> greg: we are. it's basically we'll talk about cohen and manafort in the b block. now we are talking about this story. >> juan: we are leading with the story about one woman's death. >> jesse: one woman? >> greg: a girl in iowa.

>> juan: the presidency of the united states, jesse, is imperiled by these decisions. >> jesse: according to you. you know who was really imperiled? mollie. what happened here was horrible in my heart goes out to the family. there's two levels to the story. how many dead people are we going to tolerate in this country without solving the immigration problem? we have to have stricter borders. we can't have sanctuary. we have to do something where you can verify the people here. on the other hand, the media does not report the stories honestly. if you look at this one and the other ones you mentioned, they are misinforming the audience. they are not informing. i looked at that story about the arrest, the guy driving his wife. he had to read six paragraphs down to find out that he was wanted for a homicide. that would seem like something that would lead and be in the headline, but they don't inform their viewers. they are doing the same thing. now that it's found out that

this person is allegedly here illegally, this has now dropped off the top row of a lot of cable news network's and a lot of newspapers. it's a shame because the american people need to understand the facts about these things so they can elect politicians who can solve problems. >> juan: let me say i don't think that any correlation between illegal immigration and violent crime in our country, but you make that connection. i don't think it's fair. to me, what's interesting, if there was a mass murderer yesterday, all you guys would be saying this is not the time to talk about gun control. let's not do that. that's what the right says. so today you have one woman who was sadly, tragically killed in iowa and you want to start talking about immigration. >> jesse: what happens in this country is that there is tragic events and politicians try to lead and have solutions. just like if there was a school shooting, democrats want to do gun control. if there's a hurricane, democrats want to talk about climate change. i don't blame either side for doing it. that's what politicians do.

>> juan: you do. you sit here and say this is not the time to talk about gun control in the aftermath of a mass murder. >> jesse: not every mass murder. >> greg: i think we have a broken system that needs fixing. it needs to be fixed. i guess they claimed they were wrong. he didn't get e-verify. that's what i am learning. >> dana: a different type of system. one thing about, lamar smith has legislation in front of congress right now, his e-verify system would add that you would be notified if your social security number was put through this system so that you could say wait, hold on. i am actually here. my social security number is being used. >> pam: that's why e-verify should be mandatory. as a prosecutor, when you are in the courtroom every day for years dealing with victims, the only way you can cope is looking at it one victim at a time. how can we prevent more young

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♪ >> jesse: after blasting his former attorney on twitter, president trump thing he did not order michael cohen to make hush money payments. >> did you know about the payments? >> later on i knew. later on. you have to understand, what he did, and they weren't taken out of campaign finance. that's a big thing. that's a much bigger thing. did they come out of the campaign? they didn't come out of the campaign. it came from me. it's not a campaign violation. if you look at president obama, he had a massive campaign violation. he had a different attorney general. they viewed it different. >> jesse: for that exclusive interview, tomorrow on "fox & friends." meanwhile, cohen's lawyer, longtime clinton ally lanny davis is on a media blitz making new allegations against president trump while trying to raise money for his client's

legal fees. >> he directed mr. cohen to make those hush money payments. it's a federal crime. if michael cohen with the prosecutors in new york agreeing, admitted to that, then certainly donald trump is guilty of the same crime. mr. cohen has knowledge on certain subjects that should be of interest. to the special counsel. more than happy to tell the special counsel all that he knows. he needs help for himself and his family, and the michael cohen when truth fund.com site is for the american people who want to help. >> jesse: okay. more go fund me pages. juan, looks like you're chomping at the bit to tackle this. let it rip. >> juan: i don't want to rip on anything. i think it's a sad day and you've got to wonder what's going on when the president is out there saying paul manafort is a brave man. it raises the question, oh, so he thinks paul manafort, who was dressed, you know, been

convicted on eight counts and faces 80 years in jail, a convicted felon, all of a sudden, he's a brave man. is he thinking about pardoning this man? because it's politically convenient and he knows paul manafort. you think he is out there damning michael cohen because he thinks cohen may have additional facts that could be problematic for this president. it looks so awful that the president of the united states is in this position and has put himself in this position and surrounded himself, jesse, i do this just to tease you, with the very best people. >> jesse: only the best, paul and michael. dana, i think when he was saying he was brave, he met may be looking at the rest of his life in prison is not going to make up some phony story to satisfy prosecutors. i think that's what he was talking about. >> dana: i don't know. this is how i might have said it which is i appreciated what he did for me on my campaign.

i feel bad for his family they are going through this. he's been convicted by a jury of his peers under our judicial system, and he's going to have to pay the price for that. moving on. you don't need to try to make him a synthetic character. he was stealing from the american people. >> jesse: when i do something wrong, i'm going to have you write my tweets. that could be any day now. >> juan: can i represent you? >> jesse: no. >> juan: i would be a tiger for you, jenny. lanny davis with the clinton team set up the stasi in motion and then got cohen on the radar and that's when everybody started looking into him. >> greg: i am still in the world of "i don't care." this stuff happened before trump took office. it's not an impeachable offense. you can't indict a sitting president. why is this happening? it's just a mess with the guy. that's all that is. it's all about undoing an election and anger. it is selective prosecution because there are people like

this in hillary's orbit. you can believe that for a fact. how did she pay for that dossier? i don't know. did she declare it? i don't know. what about harvey weinstein? if she had won, would we have known about harvey weinstein? of course not. all of that would've been buried. let's face it. we are not dealing with angels. but i have moved beyond that. i don't care if they are not angels. i don't care about the lawyers. trump is not the greatest husband. stormy has really given porn stars a bad name. the only thing she is doing is she is mad she didn't get more money out of the deal she is reneging on. >> dana: in the real world, this happens all the time. >> pam: ceos, millionaires, they get extorted all the time. i have been called about it, what do i do.

i say reported to the police. most don't want to. what's their next option? go to a civil lawyer. that's what donald trump did. he went to an attorney. he could have given her cash. he could have paid her off. he went to an attorney and said fix this legally. this is on michael cohen. >> juan: legally? >> pam: you can sign a nondisclosure. this happens all the time in the real business world. you can sign a nondisclosure. you can make a payment. >> dana: campaign money? >> pam: no, but that's it. >> juan: that's the problem. >> pam: it's where the money came from. that is on the lawyer. a bad lawyer does not equal -- that's what he went to his lawyer. >> juan: what we have a tape in which the president is discussing this with michael cohen. >> pam: : should have told him you cannot use campaign funds. >> jesse: they thought you were on one of those tapes. >> pam: isn't it funny?

i listened to it. they said it wasn't an inaudible. but i heard pam. >> greg: it was pam dauber from mork and mindy. >> jesse: the president was saying these are personal funds he used two pass through a lawyer to have this woman sign an nda. it was a personal matter. maybe you did affect the campaign but the primary reason was to settle it to not cause any harm to the marriage, to not cause any bad publicity or just get it out of the way because she had been asking for money for quite some time. >> dana: if it turns out it's from his own personal checkbook and it didn't go through the campaign, there may be he's got a point. i don't see how the prosecutors could have gotten cohen to plead guilty for something if it was not actually campaign money. >> juan: what about the money for the "national enquirer"? it was from the "national enquirer" to karen mcdougal, the "playboy" model.

>> jesse: andrew mccarthy had a great piece in the national review. he was saying bringing the pain on these other tax charges and say you are looking at a lot of time. why don't you plead to these lesser kind of campaign violations? >> dana: possibly. but then also, and i don't know anything about this one either, but now cohen has another subpoena about the trump foundation. he is in a situation where he is in a downward spiral. >> jesse: they are going after him big time. i agree with greg. it is to avenge hillary lawson bring a lot of heartbreak on the president. >> pam: unless they have other credible evidence. he has told so many stories. >> jesse: his credibility is shot. >> greg: we have been saying that trump has a thin skin. he has a pretty thick hide to do his job while this is going on. >> jesse: that's tough. tough day.

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♪ >> juan: the media revs of the push to impeach president trump following michael cohen's guilty plea. watch this. figure you have the president of the united states accused of committing a federal crime. the way a functional washington would work is that congress, there is a process here. the judiciary committee and the house of representatives will begin to look to see if there's enough evidence to start investigating and drawing up articles of impeachment. >> should the president be more worried about impeachment than before? >> are we in the impeachment territory here? >> today the trump presidency took a giant step toward impeachment. >> juan: well, the question is, is the media sort of

salivating? or is there justification for this? >> dana: i feel they are hoping this story can keep going. there is not that much else going on in august. they would like to see impeachment. guess who doesn't want to see impeachment talk? pelosi, schumer, leading democrats were saying please do not try to justice because he will overplay your hand and if you want to encourage republicans to get out and vote in the midterms, you'll keep on this nonsense about impeachment. i saw one democrat suggest forget impeachment to go for the indictment, even though you can't indict a sitting president, some people think that's an open question that should be taken to the supreme court. regardless, i think impeachment, it's going to be impossible for them to stop talking about it completely. but i think may be there will be a bat signal to the democrats to cool it. >> juan: pam, you are the lawyer sitting with us today. tell us. can you indict a sitting president?

if not, is impeachment a legitimate alternative? >> pam: if it is a legitimate case. that's probably what mueller is looking to put together, and impeachment memo. possibly, right. i don't feel they have a lot to do it. it is super high standard, you've got to have a majority of the house, then a ghost of the senate. two-thirds. it's not going to happen. because of what i said earlier, you cannot link the president back to this. first of all, it has nothing to do with russia. you have some guy, michael gaughan, saying i would take a bullet for trump. then he is going after the president. he has zero credibility. they would have to have a credible, substantial, independent information to corroborate anything cohen says. i think, like you said, for mueller to even write impeachment memo, it's just not there. they can't go forward with it. >> juan: jesse, yesterday in court, cohen said trump

instructed him to violate the law and cohen said it publicly in open court. apparently then the question becomes, is the president an unindicted coconspirator, should at least the congress be looking at this and saying the president looks to have been named as having committed a felony. >> jesse: it's their prerogative. they can look at whatever they want to. i don't know if i trust michael: that much. he is facing a lot of hard time. it is a he said-he said. let the chips fall where they will. this is all a talking point for the democrats. there may be a move to impeach. to say that we are going to run in 2020 against and impeached incumbent gives the democrats and political credibility there, and it's harmful to the president. but and it might hurt the economy a little bit, undermine his credibility is the commander-in-chief when he goes abroad.

but i don't see it happening. independents don't believe this is a high crime. republicans obviously don't believe it's an impeachable offense. adultery does an appetite for this. the story is probably going to fizzle out in a few days. and the democrats, with maxine waters, are going to have a hard time keeping the lid on these feisty, you know, far left people on the far left and it's going to be a real headache for the leadership. >> greg: the media can't stop talking about impeachment. it's their jasper. i do believe it shows they can't even think things through. it's like if you actually do impeach trump, you will have mike pence, a guy who was so conservative he won't be alone with his wife. i am joking, of course. anyway, he makes trump look like che guevara. let's say you get your magical dream of impeachment, you will rattle -- she will radicalize a lot of americans who feel you have stolen their votes.

if america thinks you are fake news now, god knows what they will think of you then. i don't even want to talk about it. we have now spent 21 minutes on this topic, juan. we only spent 10 minutes on mollie tibbetts. to your point, you were incorrect. >> juan: i think the top of the show with the distraction. >> greg: mollie tibbetts is not a distraction. more people come into this show, if you look at the ratings, in the middle of the show. they come home from work. >> juan: they come in the middle of the show to see you. >> jesse: i want to say one more thing. in the '90s, president bill clinton was impeached for covering up an affair. the democrats defended him. now they want to impeach this president for covering up an affair. it's funny how things have changed. >> juan: let me ask you, forget about the democrats. where are the republicans? why would the house judiciary committee saying we are going to look at this because it's our president. let's look at it.

>> jesse: i don't think they believe it rises to the level. >> dana: the senate intel committee is looking at it. mark warner. i think everyone has established the house intel committee can't do anything well. >> greg: 32 minutes now, juan. >> juan: our brand-new wild card segment is back this week. you don't want to miss it. first, the democratic socialist are apparently stepped in it again. the new controversy over her latest comments. that's next for you on "the five" ."

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that a $15 an hour minimum wage is partly to blame for this doors closing. day now. when i see a young woman like that who we completely disagree with her politics, most of us. but a young woman like that who could have potential within her party, if she just ill-advised? what would you say? shouldn't her team have tried to rein her in? >> dana: i've said this before. i think the best thing right now is for her, she's going to win her race and she will become a congresswoman, one of the youngest ever. she has a long career ahead of her. she does not need to be doing these interviews. she doesn't need to be. she could sit back. she picks up the phone, she could call anybody she wants and they will pick it up and they will say how can i help you? could you come and talk to me about x, y, and z. immerse yourself in the issues

and she wouldn't step in things like this. >> pam: exactly. she has unknowingly pulled back the curtain on an issue we have all been talking about and exposed it. juan. we have a socialist candidate. isn't this just another example of socialists basically destroy a village in order to save it? >> juan: i don't think so. i like the fact that conservatives think they have caught a liberal socialist in hypocrisy. as you rightly said, pam, this is -- the minimum wage is part of the story. rising rents are the other part. she worked with this coffee shop and she was expressing a nostalgic sense of loss that the shop is closing. then the media, they pounced on her and said wait a minute. you are someone who supports a higher minimum wage, like seattle has passed another. that's part of the reason this place is closing. this totally legitimate. in fact, i would be harsh.

what dana was saying, she locked some reporters out. >> dana: she apologized for it. >> juan: i don't think that's right. at some point, she's got to stand up and be who she is. i don't have any objection to the argument about the minimum wage because i think people need a living wage in our country with income inequality spiking. i think she got caught out here and i think for some reason, this sort of nobody in terms of 435 members of congress, is now a star. >> jesse: i loved this coffee shop. i've been there a time. i spent a lot of money in the coffee shop. did you say she was a waitress? >> pam: yeah. >> jesse: i might have actually been served lunch by ocasio-cortez. i probably give her a nice tip because i always give at least 20%. there you go. i helped you out. socialism at its best. actually, that's capitalism.

>> juan: don't tell the accounting department. >> jesse: when i am on my shoots, we go to the coffee shop there after the square debacle. >> pam: they want free health care, for everything, higher minimum wage. >> greg: wherever the government dictates wage is coming or going have a problem. since the minimum wage is the low -- it's the low temporary wrong. you're not supposed to hang out there. especially with restaurants. the big problem with restaurants is turnover. everyone in new york is an actor or actress. they are working on tips anyway. you do not need the high minimum wage. they don't plan on raising a family. our culture has risk takers reversed. we look at adventurers and actors and actresses as brave types. the braves are people who open restaurants. they have to deal with terrible customers, bureaucracy, fab landlords, permits, employees

who don't want to stay very long so you can't train them. they are the true daredevil's not -- not evel knievel. >> juan: he was on a roll. >> greg: thank you. >> pam: our brand-new segment here on "the five," wild card wednesdays up next. i don't keep track of regrets. and i don't add up the years. but what i do count on is boost®. delicious boost® high protein nuritional drink now has 33% more protein, along with 26 essential vitamins and minerals boost® high protein. be up for life.

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♪ >> greg: all right, let's pick another one. [laughter] >> dana: since we had so much fun last week and are wild card segment, we are bringing it bac back. ♪ all right, it is wild card wednesday. the five of us have each picked a topic not in the show. i tried to do better this week. we have written the topic down and put it in the hat. i'm going to randomly pick one of the topics. no one knows anyone else's pick. no one chose the same one. number one. i hope it's not mine. i can't take it again.

okay. snowball fights and at delaware state university for fear of potential harm to others. this goes along with the "everything is fun" taken away. delaware state university banning snowball fights during the winter over fear of potential harm. the university said it's necessary because students were throwing snowballs and resident halls and iced over snow balls opposing dangers. students who violate the rules could be punished. warnings, reprimands, community service fines, disciplinary probation. >> greg: isn't it ironic the people banning snowballs are snowflakes? >> jesse: oh! >> dana: very good. i have to confess this is my topic. >> greg: really? >> jesse: snowball fights was mine. >> dana: no. >> greg: flake news. >> jesse: great minds think alike. >> greg: >> dana: why did you p?

>> jesse: i wanted to see people getting hit with snowballs. >> dana: what do you think, juan about snowballs being banned? >> juan: to me, it's like dodgeball, right? dodgeball can be fun but sometimes you can get hurt. the question is in this era of liability, if you are in charge of the school, you say don't do it. do i think that if snowfalls of the university of delaware, they aren't going to have a snowball fight? >> jesse: the next time it snows, i'm going to peg you so hard. >> pam: i've not had much experience with snowballs. we can only go so far. we are taking the fun out of everything and we are going over the top. >> dana: my grandfather on my father's side of the ranch, he was very against snowballs because he saw a child have as i've put out by one. >> greg: it's always a child with an ipod out. every parent uses that with everything. don't do that. you put an eye out.

>> jesse: i had my girls in january make snowballs we have kept them in the freezer. this august, we are going to unleash on some neighbors. >> pam: that is a deadly weapon. >> dana: a little ice? >> juan: i have a suggestion. bb guns. give them bb guns. >> dana: great idea. we have time for another topic. >> greg: let's do it again. isn't it ironic. [laughter] >> dana: microchip implants for employees. one company says yes. earlier this month, a wisconsin company rolled out a program or its employees can opt into getting a microchip injected between their thumb and index finger. it allows any task that would need a i.d. card to be done with a wave of a hand. >> greg: you know what is stupid, what they are using it for so they can buy food at the company cafeteria. it's like, if you're going to

put something in your hand, make it worth it. you can get on planes faster. you can wave it and pizza will arrive. >> jesse: you swipe? >> greg: of the company cafeteria! you're going to mutilate your body so you can get a snapple? >> juan: you can get in the building, pay for things, get through security. the question, what happens if this chip migrates elsewhere in your body? are they going to start saying you know, jesse, how long were you in the restroom? we have it right here. >> jesse: i told you that in confidence. >> juan: i know. >> dana: 80 employees have opted in. >> jesse: those are brown dozers. >> pam: it's a privacy issue. >> dana: do you think they will have a case? >> pam: i just don't like it. >> dana: time for one more.

let's see. iconic animal cracker box gets redesigned. peta was mad because the old box have bars. they were in cages. there was a big fight about it and now they are all free to roam around on the sahara. >> greg: the outrages about imaginary animals in imaginary cages. that's where we have gone. this is an imaginary cookie and i am biting the hand of a hippo. do not bite the head off real hippo or a cookie hippo? is this outrageous? >> juan: i call you. elmer fudd was the big game hunter? that's you. >> dana: i do love these. >> greg: they are great. i wanted to have the cage back. i don't want these animals eating me. >> juan: the new box is attractive. >> jesse: i am pro-bars.

i want these i wild animals bed bars. i think it is threatening to children to look at. it is a zoo theme. that's what they are going for. they are safe and they are not going to attack. >> dana: pam, this was yours. is santa real? kid questions? >> pam: children don't watch. turn it off now. >> greg: i got yelled at for doing a santos story on "the five" our first year. >> dana: i remember very well. that was fun. i didn't start crying, which is good. "one more thing"'s neck circle

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room filled with stuffed animals. dad is usually home with the couples forgo other kids while mom stays at the hospital so it was a real surprise visit topped off by a surprise dance for the ailing daughter and events since gone viral. >> dana: it's back-to-school season and one new jersey high school caught my eye. going the extra mile to make sure students are starting off on the right foot, it has to do with laundry. the principle set up a free laundromat and his school after learning many of the students were being bullied for dirty clothes. he explained why it was so important for him to step in and look out for his students. >> we found out kids were being bullied and they were being bullied because of cleanliness. it's stuff they can't control so that's just who i am.

>> dana: thank you to great principles everywhere and good luck to all of the students everywhere. >> greg: if you're in florida, i will be at the barnes & noble at the villages. i'll be there at 2:00 p.m. and then in kissimmee at 7:00 p.m. go to my website to find out more information. and now, see lien news. this is the most photogenic see lion see you will ever see. maybe it's a dude in a outfit. tell him to say cheese. it could be alec baldwin, i'm

not sure. what do you think? i think we've seen enough of it. not much to see lion. >> jesse: i only have two, wednesdays with watters, it rolls off your tongue. we've got to update that profile picture, check out this harrowing video. this is a father and a son driving through a forest fire they escaped from glacier national park on august 12th. if they to drive through flames, the car was heating up it was very dangerous. the car totally melted but just a great father-son moment i guess. >> greg: why are they driving? >> jesse: escaping a forest fire. before that looked like the end

of time. >> pam: officers in alabama, if we could run the video above and beyond. these officers looking running into a burning home without waiting for magnifier fires. firefighters. they break the window and they're not in the proper gear, the running into harm's way instead of away. grabbing this woman, taking her to safety and that's what all our great men and women do in uniform every single day. they run into harm's way instead of away from it. that's why it's so very important when you see a police officer, appreciate what they do and their spouses and their families. there is no ordinary day for a police officer. >> greg: set your dvrs, never miss an episode of the

five, there is no rhyme share, i need it. >> bret: legal obstacles and options facing president trump, the confession of an illegal immigrant to the murder of an iowa college coed puts immigration back on the front burner and what the government is doing to keep cyber hackers from corrupting the november midterm elections. this is "special report" ." ♪ welcome to washington, i'm bret baier. with two if his former associates heading for prison, president trump is maintaining tonight that he did nothing wrong. the political sharks are circling and talk of an indictment and an impeachment growing in washington. will get a reaction from legal icon, law professor and liberal alan dershowitz. in a moment, chief white house correspondent john roberts.