♪ >> dana: i am dana perino with kennedy, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this "the five" ." welcome to our labor day special. we have a fun show and starboard answering your fan mail from social media. without further ado, let's get to it. we are going to start with some labor day themed questions. juan, i'm going to go to you. what's the most fun thing you did this summer. >> juan: no question when you know it, i went to the all-star game. i've never been to the all-star game and i had a great time.

not only that, i got to share it with my son raffi and grandson eli. for a kid, i guess i am a kid at heart. to be on the field with guys like bud black from the rockies to say he watches "the five." it was unbelievable. >> dana: good answer. kennedy. >> kennedy: i thought it was going to be a bummer summer because i broke my foot in june. i thought that's it. the summer as host. every year, i take my girls to indiana for some leg living. it's simple. life slows down. you are grilling and fishing and boating. i had to sit in the boat watching my girls, the smiles on their faces come i will never forget. >> dana: and you taught them about garth brooks. >> kennedy: i embarrassed them with my singing. >> juan: you have to tell the audience how you kicked me and that's how you broke your foot.

>> kennedy: you are asking for it. socialism is great. >> juan: socialism, socialism. >> jesse: i cracked open "the gutfeld monologues," and boy, is that good. it's a new book out by greg. i'm not sure anyone has heard of it. i took my girls domain and we went crabbing. they were hooked on crabbing. we caught a town and it was fun to watch them. they had a crab race at the end. >> dana: did you cook them? >> jesse: no, we ate lobster later. >> juan: i took my little guy when he was a kid, now he is thirtysomething. you take a chicken neck and put it on a piece of string. the little kid drops it in and the crabs come. >> jesse: it's great. >> dana: greg, you're going to have a good answer.

>> greg: like kennedy and jesse, i took my girls to hawai hawaii. i went to hawaii. i had never been to hawaii. my wife and i, we went to two islands. maui and kauai. we met a lot of wonderful fans come a lot of fans that watch the show. much earlier. we did a lot of day drinking. the best thing you can do in summer is day drinking. >> jesse: when is "the five" on in hawaii? is it 8:00? >> dana: 11:00. >> greg: the think about day drinking as it turns into night drinking and time just freezes. summer is for leaving work early and sitting outside and by the time it gets dark, you have a mammoth buzz and you come home and order the most disgusting thing online. it's not food. >> dana: the story that i liked from your trip to hawaii was meant your wife was watching

the world cup. >> greg: yeah, she pulled a dana. russia was playing. alayna swore in russian. swearwords in russian, they start at our worst. think of our worst swearword, that's where the russians start with the easy ones. she didn't realize they were russian families there watching it. everybody froze and looked at her. >> dana: great story. jesse, what was on your summer to-do list that is still not completed? >> jesse: i have not finished the book i said i was going to start. you assigned me a book. summer reading is almost over. is there going to be a quiz in september? >> dana: i can't remember the book. >> jesse: you said finished the book and give a full report. am i not a member of your book club? >> dana: you can absolutely be in the book club.

there is always tomorrow. kennedy, did you have been on your to-do list? >> kennedy: that's a fine question. i was feel like there is a looming stuff in the closet that needs to be organized but it is so daunting. when you live in new york city, you can't have a lot of stuff. anything you have, you jam into a closet. the thought of pulling that out and making something of it is so overwhelming. i've been meaning to do that for about three years. >> jesse: dana has vast walk-in closets. >> greg: for her, every closet is a walk-in closet. >> dana: i can fit a lot of closing there. >> juan: i wanted to go overseas. i haven't taken a trip overseas this year, and i wanted to go to italy. i've never been to italy. my wife said no. >> jesse: you better be careful. trump might not let you back in the country. >> juan: good point. >> jesse: extreme vetting. >> juan: i think she has some of greg's problem. she is sick of airports and

airport security. >> kennedy: i will gas up the jet for you. >> greg: i still haven't cleaned the van after that accident. i haven't retrieved jake from the woods. there is a noise above my apartment that's been going on for a while. it's large, a buzzing noise made by the engine for the water tower. in new york, your water towers. there is some kind of electrical thing that powers the water and it keeps buzzing. i have been trying to find out what it is. not being an expert with electricity, i have been sneaking around at night. >> jesse: i think you are just buzzed from the day drinking. >> greg: and there is the ghosts. >> dana: i believe i have completed everything on my to-do list. >> greg: of course. >> jesse: of course. >> greg: feeling thing you haven't done this created your new to-do list. >> dana: i go back and forth

between a written list and one on the phone in notes, but there is no satisfaction in deleting. you have to cross things off. we have more. i like this question. jesse, your mom is going to want to know the answer. what's your favorite back-to-school memory? >> jesse: my parents wouldn't buy me the sneakers. i wanted air jordans. they were too pricey. i got kids or something. i looked like an idiot. >> greg: keds are great. >> dana: that's your favorite memory? >> jesse: no. that was favorite? >> juan: she was now all have velcro. >> jesse: i was ahead of the times. >> dana: i would have been embarrassed if i had velcro shoes. >> greg: shoelaces are -- they underperform. you buy dress shoes and

shoelaces become untied and you only have one job, shoelaces. if you can't hold your shoe together, what good are you? everything should be velcro, everything. >> kennedy: when you are flying. if you don't do the tsa precheck. >> dana: never wear tight shoes and tall boots when you're flying. i know kennedy you will answer this. what's your favorite back-to-school memory? >> kennedy: the first day of school, a few times, it was my birthday. that was the very best. especially when you're younger kid, walking around on going it's my birthday! one year, i had a birthday party and all of my friends got to walk from school with presidents. it was awesome. >> dana: do you have a favorite back-to-school memory? >> greg: the best thing was buying the supplies.

going to the drugstore aisle and piling things in. we also went to the liquor stor store. cigar boxes. you got some cigar boxes as pencil boxes and i would sell them. >> jesse: you were probably just happy that summer school was over. >> dana: you remember -- i love back-to-school shopping. my favorite memory. the trapper keeper. >> jesse: velcro. >> dana: way to bring it full circle. >> juan: shopping is pretty good. part of it is, your mom would take you for a new shirt or new sneakers. to me, lunch boxes. >> greg: yeah. >> juan: i am so old, we would have lunch boxes that were made of tin. >> dana: me too. >> kennedy: i still have my "star wars" lunch box. >> dana: you had "star wars." what was on yours? >> juan: i don't remember. dick tracy? >> jesse: transformers.

>> greg: stormy daniels. [laughter] anyway. i didn't have a lunch box. i have the paper by haig that always had the stain on it. he would tried to trade the food for better food. >> dana: i have a holly hobbie lunch box. i was in a store that had antiques and there was a holly hobbie lunch box. >> greg: did you feel -- >> dana: a little bit old. >> juan: you don't have it anymore. >> dana: i don't think so. >> greg: i had $6 million man. it had the thermos. he was amazing. >> kennedy: and great defense attorney. >> jesse: no idea what you're talking about. lee who? >> greg: he watches the show. >> dana: holly hobbie wins. don't go anywhere. we have a lot more of "the five"

fan mail special. we will reveal the last thing each of us searched for on our phones.

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>> greg: welcome back to a special edition of "the five." answering your fan mail questions. from bradley stein, what was the last thing you searched for on your phone? kennedy. >> kennedy: i searched for things to do in memphis for kids. >> greg: interesting. that's weird because you are even going there. >> dana: you have to go to elvis. >> kennedy: son studios. >> greg: you should go to disneyland. >> kennedy: oddly enough, not in memphis. >> greg: no, no, no. it's in memphis. i will bet you $1,000.

>> kennedy: anaheim? >> greg: not today. juan. >> juan: i was so curious about this transgender candidate for governor in vermont. what interested in me, this person have been the head of the vermont electric company. i thought i thought it was a transgender person. actually, this person is well known in the state, had a position of great responsibilit responsibility. >> dana: won handily. >> greg: dana, since you're talking already. >> dana: i was trying to explain to people about the new technology at the amazon shop without the checkout. i am looking forward to the day this is more widespread. i was trying to explain to somebody how it worked. >> greg: jesse. bradley stein asks. >> jesse: i have my phone right here. i googled "list of people trump called dogs." i misspelled list.

>> greg: the last thing i searched for, google image bradley stein. sorry, bradley. this is from frenchy world. i don't think that's a real name. >> jesse: she is always asking questions. i remember that name. >> greg: what would be some of the most annoying things about yourself as a roommate western mark >> jesse: i am the perfect roommate. i clean up after myself. i am tidy. i don't play a lot of loud polka music. i don't think i am annoying. >> greg: generally the most annoying person doesn't. day now. >> dana: i have this problem with noises. every noise bothers me. that would be it. >> greg: i don't like noise either but i'm not weird about it. >> jesse: you just tear buzzing all over. >> juan: i have had a roommate

for 40 years, a wife. she tells me i like it too warm. she likes to open the windows in the winter. i say it is freezing. no, no, too hot. i am a light sleeper. like dana, i said i wasn't doing anything but i hear trains. my ears pick up things. >> greg: kennedy, what do you hear? >> kennedy: what do i here? i like cooking and i love bacon. any recipe that requires bacon. if you are a vegan, i would be a horrible roommate. i am experimenting right now with protecting maple fudge with bacon. maple bacon fudge. it's fantastic. when we go into pumpkin spice territory, this will be the thing. >> juan: i thought they were talking about a college dorm room. you cooked in the dorm room?

the five i didn't go to college until i was 30. >> greg: you would have been a great roommate in college if you are 30. >> kennedy: i tried to pledge a sorority when i was seven months pregnant as a joke. >> juan: what happened? >> kennedy: they accepted me. >> greg: a bizarre initiation ceremony. i have night terrors. that makes roommates fun. if you are stuck -- we have done this question. we will do it again. if you are stuck on an elevator, who would you want to be stuck with? juan. >> juan: i guess my wife. she is my best friend. she could sit on me. i would freak out. >> greg: you are claustrophobic, much like myself. >> dana: jasper. >> greg: i should've made it specific inside person. but you will still say jasper.

a human being dressed as jasper. >> kennedy: i would be with dana. she probably has wyoming survival gear. they wouldn't be idle chitchat. >> dana: we wouldn't talk. >> juan: you wouldn't talk? you have to pass the time. you need to calm down. >> dana: kennedy and i would be fine. >> greg: jesse, answer the way a man would answer. >> jesse: no, i am too smart for that. i'm going to go with hannity. breaking news monologues the whole time. time would fly. >> juan: that's like one of these fox elevators where they have a tv on in the elevator. >> jesse: i love getting stuck in those. >> greg: if i was stuck in an elevator, i would like to be stuck with an elevator repair man. i am not that down. facebook question from luciano. what's a reality show about your

life, would it be called? >> dana: short story. >> greg: very good. >> juan: my favorite cigar. >> greg: that's what you would call it? >> juan: that's what it's called. jumping the shark. >> kennedy: a profile encourage. >> jesse: i was cast on a reality show for a while until my dad pulled a blog on it because he didn't want people filming at the house. i don't want to mention that name of the show. i'm not telling you. >> greg: it was jersey shore, wasn't it? >> jesse: i don't live in jersey. >> kennedy: was it beauty and the geek? >> greg: was a real world? average joe. >> jesse: what is average joe? >> greg: they had a plane dude compete for the affections of 20 women. >> jesse: do i seem like a

plane dude? >> kennedy: not since the surgery. >> dana: and the haircut to periods before kai would call mine growing pains. i don't care if it's been used. growing pains. that's the end of this segment. we cover a lot of stories on "the five" but i will tell you which topics sit each of us over the edge. the labor day special continues. but maybe not for people with rheumatoid arthritis. because there are options. like an "unjection™". xeljanz xr. a once-daily pill for adults with moderate to severe ra for whom methotrexate did not work well enough. xeljanz xr can reduce pain, swelling and further joint damage, even without methotrexate. xeljanz xr can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections, lymphoma

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forecasters say the tropical storm is moving quickly and could become a hurricane before making its second landfall near the louisiana-mississippi border sometime tomorrow. supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh gearing up for a marathon confirmation hearing starting tomorrow. president trump picked the conservative to replace retired justice anthony kennedy who was the court's longtime swing vote on key social issues. judge kavanaugh could reshape the high court in america for decades if the senate confirms him. i am leland vittert in new york. "special report" at the top of the hour. now back to "the five" ." ♪ >> juan: welcome back. we are here at "the five" and we have a lot of great fan mail questions. are there topics on "the five"

that make you wish the set had an open bar? who else can i start with but greg? >> greg: this is a good question. how about this? it's a topic that never gets solved. when we talk about -- we talk about race. it is the two different movies. people see it differently. you go, the national anthem, you know it's never going to end. you keep going through it, and then you want to drink. >> juan: margaritas, redline? >> dana: the one that drove me crazy for a long time was the jodi areas case, a trial taking place in arizona. she was accused of murdering her boyfriend. we did this story every day for months. i had nothing to say and i would throw a fit every time. i felt strongly about it. also the deep state.

i can't take it. >> jesse: i like the deep state stories. i will pick up the slack on it. guns. juan, you can't change her mind on guns. we have tried to sell it to you dozens of different ways and dozens of different scenarios from parkland to -- you never get it and you never will. makes me want to have a shot... of alcohol. >> juan: because i don't want you to shoot me. >> kennedy: i would like an open bar and i would like you to be the first up there so you can talk about, without talking points and without fear of retribution, why hillary really lost. it's one of those things, people bolster themselves when they talk about 2016 because for some people is very traumatic. for others, it's quite confusin confusing. if you have a little bit of the devil's bathwater acting as a social lubricant, it's a nice way to talk about the election.

>> juan: you could have truth serum. in incentive, women have to worry about people putting things in their drinks. i would worry that kennedy would put truth serum in there. >> jesse: turns out he really liked trump. >> juan: i think you are right. for me, when i hear guys say trump is a great guy with black folks because he lowered the unemployment. i think oh, my god. what is wrong? that would make me want to have a drink. let's move on. here's another question. instagram question from b horton. what's the most dangerous thing you have ever done in your life? i go to the woman with the broken foot. >> kennedy: the most dangerous thing, i went on a walking safari. i was at a wedding in zimbabwe. this was when those seemed like a great idea and we got

sandwiched between two mail elements, one of whom started to charge. our guide told us to stay there. the women stayed and the guys peeled off and ran a did the exacting they weren't supposed to. the guide to the safety off his rifle. he was close to dropping this incredible beast. luckily it went away. he had no idea the other elephant came up behind us. sadly, that guide, he was killed by a lion last year in zimbabwe. i read the account and i got a pit in my stomach and i worried it was him and i looked at it. in fact, it was him. he >> juan: what a story. >> jesse: i think doing live tv five nights a week is pretty dangerous. anyone here could commit career suicide. we have all been close. the live wire act every day. >> dana: no net.

>> juan: you are still standing. >> jesse: so far, so good. >> dana: i'm a pretty cautious person. it doesn't make me very exciting, i suppose. i did in college -- sorry, mom. my friend and i, i don't remember who these boys were. we agreed to go with these two guys to el paso. the town on the other side of el paso. >> jesse: you crossed the border? >> dana: for a night out. >> jesse: with random dudes? dana! >> dana: i don't really know who these guys were. >> jesse: you have been googling troy, a chiropractor in mexico. >> dana: if you put me under truth serum, i couldn't tell you the guys were. i couldn't tell you the girl was. went down there and came back and i didn't tell anybody where was going and i got on a plane,

a 4-seater. >> jesse: you flew to mexico with random guys? >> kennedy: was the plane heavier when you came back? >> dana: probably. i am so clueless. >> juan: they sent you to customs. >> dana: how reckless that was. very, very stupid. i do not recommend it. >> juan: different times. greg. >> greg: i beat my 40th birthdi could swear i've been dancing for three days straight but i just been sitting for four hour. let's leave it at that. i fell asleep. >> juan: but you were intoxicated? >> greg: with the joy of my

birthday. >> juan: that's what i meant. you know what the most dangerous thing is? flying around on a campaign with small planes and old planes, prop planes. >> dana: those planes don't crash. >> greg: they do crash. people love the small planes, but those are the ones you hear about. >> juan: a lot of them, low ranking candidates, charter flights flown by people you've never heard of. they don't really know -- i am telling you. when i look back and think i shouldn't have been doing that. don't go anywhere. this labor day we have a lot more questions to answer, fun questions, revealing questions, including what's the best advice for students starting college this fall. the answer when "the five"'s fan mail special continues. >> tech: at safelite autoglass,

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>> jesse: welcome back to "the five" labor day fan mail special. let's answer more questions. first up, what's your advice for students starting college this fall? let's go to the 30-year-old college student, kennedy. >> kennedy: obviously get knocked up and pledge a sororit sorority. i don't mean that. it's a callback from earlier. get inoculated for meningitis and always take notes in different colors. your notes are the key to success. that's where you put the most work in. you started for quizzes and it's the basis for papers. great notes make for a great college experience. >> jesse: you have to attend class. >> dana: they take notes by typing. >> kennedy: you are using a

different modality. >> jesse: two modality. >> juan: don't worry, be happy. i was 18 years old. i was so anxious and nervous and how my going to do. you can have a great time. i think you should be talking about taking opportunities, meet people, take courses. nowadays everyone is like what job are you preparing for? forget that and go out there and learn. pick up things you wouldn't of been able to do before, or that you weren't doing at home. meet people that would scare you otherwise. just go have fun. >> jesse: meet people like greg. >> greg: what has changed is social media and smartphones. if you don't want to ruin your life, don't be a fool in public. it might ruin your whole experience but everyone has got one of these and you're going to do something stupid when you are drunk or high and it's going to be everywhere. if you have a small party, have

everyone puts their phones and a bag. any party should have a phone bag. he put everything in there. it's going to save your life later. >> jesse: it's going to be my "one more thing" if it's really ridiculous. >> greg: i should go to shark tank with the phone bag. >> jesse: what do you think? >> dana: go to class. if you actually go. >> jesse: showing up is 99%. >> dana: if you go and listen. this into the lecture and be there. later, play back the lecture and take notes from that. i think if you are actually showing up to the class to me don't have to study as hard at the end. >> jesse: i would say get a cigar box, but your pencils in there. you will be all set. next question from twitter. what's your biggest fashion pet peeve. juan? >> juan: this summer, no

competition. can i see this on tv? i will try to say women who wear shorts that are indecent. i am like, what is going on? >> jesse: that is your pet peeve? >> juan: you aft about fashion. >> jesse: i wouldn't have thought that. kennedy. >> kennedy: i love menswear. i love slim fit suits, anything that has cut well. i do not understand, and this may be generational, i don't understand fellows who wear slim fit pants rolled up or capris with dress shoes and no socks. >> jesse: you are not talking about me, are you? dana. >> dana: gladiator boots. he can't stand them. >> jesse: our entire hair and makeup crew has them. >> dana: i know they are watching. we have an open dialogue. whenever they are one, i think

there are very few people who look good in gladiator boots. >> jesse: i'm not going to criticize the hair and makeup people. i think they will take it out on me and make me look ridiculous. >> greg: apparently they have. one for women and one for men. the man bun is still lingering at the gym. the dork knob. i am almost going to go into juan's territory. yoga pants. how's the snow different from wearing underwear outside? at the airport, everybody dresses for comfort. every single person. i know everything about you now. i know everything. it's funny how we have changed the way we look at the human body as long as it's fully clothed. but it really isn't. it's not. >> jesse: my pet peeve is

salmon colored sneakers. nothing personal. just putting out there. instagram question. what's the dumbest way you have been injured? kennedy, is it kicking juan? >> kennedy: i don't know. i have two of them. i was interviewing the jensen brothers. they were doubles players in professional tennis. i tried to jump over the net and i caught my toe. i ate it so hard. it's a miracle i didn't break a dozen bones. they played it nonstop the summer of 1997. >> dana: can we play at the next time you are on? >> jesse: physical injuries, not emotional. >> greg: one of the strangest goal thing injuries ever. i was holding the golf club when

i went to bend over to pick up the ball and it went right into my throat. i jammed the club into my throat. i almost died. i almost died. >> jesse: i almost delight. >> greg: i was on the ground. i was in a park hitting the plastic balls. >> jesse: public courses, kind of dangerous. >> dana: we talked about this. my mom told me when i was 13 don't go on these three wheelers with those boys. he told me to hold on. >> greg: troy, the chiropractor. >> dana: i didn't want him to think that i liked him so i didn't hold on and i fell off and the three wheeler rolled over my foot and broke my angel. -- broke my ankle.

>> greg: troy has become kind of a legend on "the five." >> dana: can someone remind me his last name. >> juan: i wonder if i have a good sense of distance. i walked towards the end of the hallway in the apartment with my eyes closed betting that i would figure out when to stop. i busted my tooth. >> greg: that is the dumbest. you win. >> jesse: i smashed my forehead on a mirror the day after thanksgiving and then i lied about it and said it was a black friday injury saying that i was wrestling a tv away from my mother. are any of us handy? find out the last thing we fixed our home. but does psoriasis ever get in the way? embrace the chance of 100% clear skin with taltz. up to 90% of those with moderate to severe psoriasis had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques.

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♪ >> kennedy: welcome back to "the five"'s labor day dance party. answering more of your fan mail questions. here we go. this is so exciting. i'm going to start with, jesse. you are always very proud when you take leaps in the hair department.

what is the worst hairstyle you've ever had? >> jesse: i got one of those high and tight shaves. my buddy did it in the backyard with a razor before school started. my father was so terrified he made me go to the barber and change it. >> greg: your dad has bailed you out of a lot of things. >> jesse: you have no idea. >> dana: before seventh grade, my mom took me to supercuts. $7 or something. i i had normal long hair and my mom said it would be cuter if it was a little shorter. well, it was shorter. so short i looked like a boy. that was the first year of middle school for us. >> greg: troy did not look at you. >> dana: but by the summer. >> greg: troy said she's a girl. [laughter]

i have three older sisters. that meant at least once a year someone was getting a perm and it was usually me. they would give me a perm and it was horrendous and it would stink up the house. >> jesse: send me the pictures. >> kennedy: you would have looked like mike brady. >> greg: more like greg brady in the attic. >> juan: when i was a kid, i had a dandelion afro. they would braid it appeared i think i looked so stupid. >> kennedy: did you look like coolio? that is hot. one summer i was obsessed, between seventh and eighth grade, i was obsessed with grace jones and pee-wee herman. tried to get a flat top. it looked so bad.

i never wore it down. my head was so misshapen and weird looking that my friends started calling me bean head. it stuck with me. we are answering one more question next.

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♪ >> dana: time for one more question. what's the last thing you fixed in your apartment or home? jesse. >> jesse: the towel hangers, it crashed down. i hammered them in and used a screwdriver and they fell down and it keeps happening. >> dana: you should call your super. juan. >> juan: i live in a corporate apartment in new york. the cable was going out. guess what. i figured out i had detached it and put it back in and it works and i can watch fox news. >> dana: that is a repair worth doing. >> kennedy: my girls are gymnasts and they are screwing around on the stools. i cut an eraser in half and

super glued them to the legs. that was my macgyver moment. >> greg: i fixed a dark and stormy. ginger beer, dark room, bidders, a slice of lime. i've never fixed anything in my life. i have broken more things than humanly possible but i am incapable of fixing a single thing. it's almost as though i have a superpower that's destructive. i can't wear watches because every watch eyewear breaks. i'm not joking. i think this is an actual disorder. i can break anything. >> dana: if you tell alina i will fix it, does she say no? >> greg: electronic devices, i have thousands of things. >> jesse: did you ever destroy a blackberry with a hammer? >> greg: [laughs]

no. >> dana: i almost destroyed something. it was 1:00 a.m., we had been here long days, long nights, finally going to get some sleep. i just dropped off and i hear beep, beep. it is one of the alarms. it wasn't a smoke alarm, it was the other one. i couldn't reach it. do i have a ladder in my apartment? no. i got on a stool. you can't undo it and i almost took a hammer to it. >> greg: i fixed on my taking off the ceiling and put it in the drawer. it beeped in the drawer but i couldn't hear it. >> dana: and that i can go back to sleep. and then i thought what if i'm going to die? >> greg: you will have dreamed of troy. >> dana: one day we will find out his last name. >> greg: i bet he is hideous. >> dana: he is not hideous.

that's it for us. this special edition of "the five." have a wonderful labor day. we'll be back here tomorrow. set your dvr. >> an american service member in afghanistan is killed in an apparent insider attack. tropical storm gordon threatens to watch out the labor day festivities in the southeast. why some high schools are pulling the plug on their football teams. this is "special report" ." welcome to washington. i am mike emanuel in for bret baier. this labor day is a sad and tragic one for the united states military in afghanistan. it appears a member of the afghan military killed one american and wounded another. lucas tomlinson has the top story from the pentagon. >> the second time in two months a u.s. service member apparently kill