republicans still full they can wrap it up this week and voted out of committee by the end of the week. it will likely go along party lines. gentoo the general senate. they are still saying it will get done. >> jesse: i'm jesse watters with katie pavlich, juan williams, jedediah bila, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, this is "the five" ." chaos on capitol hill. democrats and protesters turning the brett kavanaugh hearing into a three-ring circus. president trump reacting minutes ago on twitter saying: "the brett kavanaugh hearings for the future justice of the supreme court are truly a display of how mean, angry, and despicable the other side is. they will say anything, and are only looking to inflict pain and embarrassment to one of the most highly renowned jurists to ever appear before congress. so sad to see!"

senate democrats hijacking the hearing seconds into it over a dispute about the release of the supreme court nominees records, claiming they haven't had enough time to go over them. >> thousands of pages of documents we have not had an opportunity to review or read or analyze. >> you are out of order. >> we cannot possibly move forward, mr. chairman. >> i extend a very warm welcome to judge kavanaugh, to his wife, ashley. >> mr. chairman, if we cannot be recognized, i moved to adjourn. we have been denied real access with the documents we need. >> what's the rush? what are we trying to hide by not having the documents out front? >> regular order for us to receive all the documents. to receive all the documents this committee is entitled to. >> jesse: the rnc calculated democrats interrupted over 60 times.

when they weren't doing that, capitol hill police arrested roughly two dozen demonstrators for rowdy disruptions like this. >> alexander hamilton wrote in "the federalist" papers. this mr. chairman, can i pause until the room was cleared. >> [indistinct] >> cavanagh is one of the most distinguished judges. mr. chairman, i think we ought to have this loudmouth removed. >> jesse: let's bring in bret baier and dana from washington, d.c., near all the action on capitol hill. bret, let's begin with you. we are hearing that senate democrats coordinated the disruption with some of these protesters who i believe or from the women's march, mostly, what does that tell you about the level of energy on the left with regard to this kavanaugh hearing?

>> they have not done a great job galvanizing opposition and they know as it stands right now the democrats don't have the votes to block this nominee if, as expected, all the republican stand firm and they vote for hi him. democrats, even if you read state democrats, who are considering voting for him. they know the votes don't go on their way. we know they coordinated as far as the beginning of the opposition to say they needed more time. a number of different, prewritten statements you could see all the senators reading. as for the protesters, that now is a normal thing that we've seen really for the pass 31 years since robert bork's nomination. >> jesse: it usually only happens with democrats. i don't know how they can galvanize independents but i guess i'm not trying to galvanize any independents. we will begin with some questions and go around the

table. greg gutfeld has a question for you. >> greg: hi, bret. i have a theory that most of these hearings i like kids playing soccer. there's no score until the end and then you settle it with penalty kicks. nothing matters. we know what the vote is going to be. we know how it ends. why don't they just adjourn and call for a floor vote? why do we keep doing this kabuki clown show. it's a rolling tantrum. we know the people who aren't going to vote for him aren't going to vote for him. the people who will vote for him will vote for him. where why are we wasting so muce and energy on this? >> bret: advice and consent as their role. they need to ask than many questions about his record. you are right. even the democrats on the committee, cory booker and others, conceded they were a "no" vote weeks ago as far as getting more documents to be transparent. they have already made up their decision. they are saying it's for the benefit of the american people. i see what you are saying. it's the way they go through

these things. i think one of the most interesting speeches today was ben sasse, senator ben sasse who basically gave a schoolhouse rock of the three branches of government, and the role of the legislature is supposed to play. article one of the constitution. he's going to be on the show tonight and we're going to ask him about all that. >> greg: nice plug. >> jesse: i believe we have dana perino up and ready. >> dana: hi, guys. >> jesse: i know you have a lot of inside sources over there on capitol hill. what are you hearing? who do you feel won? did the republicans think they had a good day or did the democrats think because they created all this drama, did the democrats feel like they scored big at today's hearing? >> dana: the republicans think they are playing a longer game. the reason we have these hearings is, as bret said, it's part of the process.

if you're republican and you're in the trump white house, you're thinking four days of a hearing for a lifetime appointment to the supreme court, not so bad. i think democrats might've thought they got some shots in today but they are kind of ephemeral. i would say the democrats spent a time time today talking about process. in my experience, if you're talking about process, that probably means you don't have much else to go on and it doesn't last very long because as soon as we get into the hearing tomorrow or you have the nominee finally answering questions that are hopefully of substance, then the process questions will probably fade away. the democrats have decided that they had to do something to show their base of their willing to fight. they have had nine weeks. they have not come up with a coherent, long-lasting argument against brett kavanaugh. they are just against him overall. i do think it was interesting, jesse, that the democrats never seem to be mad at senator harry reid who made the decision to break those protocols years ago, that is led

to this moment we only need 51 votes to confirm a supreme court nominee. the democrats best hope would be to try to end more elections come of course. what they did today, jesse, they put democrat senators in red states, the ones up for reelection, in a real bind. they already have it tough and it does not make it easier for them. >> jesse: indiana, west virginia, missouri even, all red states that though senators could be a tough trouble. jedediah is here in your seat, dana. >> jedidiah: trying to hold up the paris dana perino fort. one of the funniest things to me was that democrats were trying to paint it like they didn't have enough information to make the decision. if we just had a little bit more information about him, it might sway the tide and we might support him. while you have cory booker, while he is saying those things, sending out fund-raising email saying stop kavanaugh. i'm sure that was going for many democrats across the board.

why is this the strategy they use? everyone knows these democrats are already on record they are saying they are not going to support him. why go this route? >> dana: if you are running for election in 2020 as a possible presidential candidate, then you want to make sure you're on record. they also did it because chuck schumer yesterday apparently held a conference call where they organized this sort of protest against grassley based on the process points. to be fair, what senator booker is saying is i have already decided i'm not going to vote for you but it's my duty to uncover everything i can so my constituents have full information. again, i agree with you, it's futile. if you're already going to vote against him. i thought at the beginning when they started that, that senator grassley could have said oh, senator hirono, you are open-minded on brett kavanaugh. that's great. what can we do to help you get to yes. she would have said there's nothing you can do.

>> bret: was interesting, senator grassley at first on twitter and elsewhere, was getting a lot of grief for not throwing down the gavel and saying that's enough. just move forward. his ammo was to let everybody air out their grievances, let it play out, and then move on. frankly he got control at least of the democrats after they kind of air it out all they were going to do. >> jesse: there was an interesting moment. i believe it was the father of one of the parkland school shooters. his name, the dad, fred guttenberg. there was an image going on the internet when fred tried to approach the nominee and tried to shake his hand afterwards. it's being played in the mediuma rejecting the handshake of a parkland shooting victim. if you see the video, and i want you guys to react to that, it was a chaotic, quick moment. the video shows kavanaugh kind of being confused and having someone come after him with an

extended hand. the hearing had been very rowdy all day. security kind of stepped in and he moved into a different direction. this now, this gentleman. we have great empathy for him because he lost his son, he is on cnn and msnbc tonight. is this a moment you think is going to make an impact with these hearings and then the rest of the country? >> dana: i will go first if that's okay. as soon as i thought i posted, i thought they are going to try to make a really big deal out of this. i know brett kavanaugh personally. if you look at the character witness from both sides of the aisle that have spoken about what great man he is, this is not something brett kavanaugh would do under normal circumstances. i don't think he knew what was happening. you are right, jesse, if you are watching the hearing this morning, every 2 minutes there was another yell and scream and protester. his children had to be escorted out during that period. when they go to take the first break, he is been sitting there

for three hours. his back is turned. the man comes up to him. i have no doubt in my mind that had he known, it would've been willing to shake his hand. security was like, let's go. you don't know what's happening. i have to give him the benefit of the doubt. i would not underestimate the power of an image like that and especially in the age of social media for it to get around and for them to try to make it stick. >> bret: of course. senator kamala harris is already tweeted, saying he can't shake the hand of a victim of gun violence, how can we be sure victims will have a say in the court. as you see in the video, it is even slow down. it's a second long. the still images right there. it had been a morning full of protests. let's not forget this is a supreme court nominee who now has a lot of security. it's a precarious time. he doesn't know who was walking up from the outside. it lasts a second. i think there will be a lot made

of it. in context, it's a different story. >> katie: katie pavlich here, good to see you. watching you all day. can you talk about the character witnesses? there has been a lot of attention paid to what democrats were doing today, some of the things they are saying, some of the smears they lobbed toward this nominee. kamala harris essentially accusing brett kavanaugh of being racist and not applying the law equally and fairly depending on who he was -- who was in front of him in terms of his decisions. you had lisa blatt, self-described feminist attorney on the left, talking about her extremes with him. condoleezza rice, who you work with, saying that she could vouch for his character and his integrity hands down, saying he seeks truth and facts. can you talk about how important those statements were that came at the end of the day? >> dana: such a contrast to what you saw earlier in the day with the senators. when you have, finally you get the nonpoliticians there to say i am here to introduce somebody that i know that i care about

and then i believe in. you can take it from you or not but this is what i believe. those are very credible people that have come with a lot of integrity and decency. i think that helps a lot. there's a few other things. remember, the lawyers association, they gave him a well-qualified rating. that's their highest rating. but also if you look at his decisions over the past 12 years on the d.c. circuit court, his colleagues, democrats and republicans, have been appointed for those lifetime appointments. they sided with him about 90% of the time on average. that says to me that he has ruled for and against republicans and democrats that he looks at the law. in his opening statement, he said the same. >> juan: i am watching, thinking you guys are making so many excuses for this nominee, but the fact is -- >> katie: like what? >> juan: the republicans

dumped 42,000 documents the night before the hearing and you don't say you know, that's not fair. who can read 42,000 documents overnight? >> juan: they are not going to read them, juan. it's like obamacare. >> juan: the most memorable thing was, as you say, not only that he snubbed the guide by not shaking his hand but then you had these women in the back dressed like handmaid's tale. >> dana: that was the most memorable thing? >> juan: to me. if you look at the issues, you look at a guy who was a political activist, not only working in the bush white house but working with ken starr on the clinton impeachment, coming right after president trump is attacking jeff sessions in the justice department. here's a guy who was said i'm not sure we can follow the president with any criminal or civil matter. so maybe we should leave him alone. you don't mention this. >> katie: juan, do you have a

question? >> juan: i will put this to you both. you see there is less support for this republican nominee then there was for gorsuch. it's unbelievable. why is there only 39, 38 people saying he shouldn't be confirmed. >> bret: i think a lot of the people polled have not known him or met him, heard from him. today was probably the opening statement was the first time they had heard from judge kavanaugh. you are right. 42,000 is a legitimate question but they didn't have to ask questions today. questioning is tomorrow. they have 24 hours more to look at the 42,000 documents and they can ask a lot of questions based on that. it was released by the national archives last night. three, listen, the votes are not there. so when you look at 307 opinions, judge kavanaugh said read the opinion. that's the judge i am.

even praised merrick garland in his opening statements. >> greg: can i jump in? juan brought up the handmaid's tale character. suggesting that if kavanaugh makes it, america is going to become a dystopian disaster filled with misogyny and forced pregnancies and brutality against all women. the old democratic party would've seen that as hyperbole. now it is just meat and potatoes. this exactly what they believe. this is what happened, bret mentioned, it started with bork and it's gotten worse. every time republicans put forth a nominee, it's a circus. >> jesse: gutfeld is fired up and we are going to discuss the kavanaugh hearings later. bret and dana, thank you. up next, joe biden tries to rile up midterm voters with some rhetoric. greg is on it next.

>> greg: joe biden, what is at stake in the midterms? everything? >> everything. it is simple. everything. we are in a fight for the soul of america. it's about time we restore dignity to work, it's about time

we start treating each other like we are civilized. treating one another with respect. >> greg: he is right. it is about time we started being civil to each other. i can remember like it was yesterday when a bright young star had this to say about his republican opponents. >> going to put you all back in chains. >> greg: they are going to put you all back in chains, he said to a diverse crowd. what is he trying to suggest? could it be one of those dog whistles we keep hearing about? we all make mistakes. the biggest mistake is to pretend that before donald trump all of our politicians were dignified figures who treated each other with respect. sorry, every politician was just as bad if not worse than our current crop. they were just better at hiding their dirty tricks have been better at having their henchmen sling mud for them, spreading rumors about troubled wives, illegitimate kids, drinking, pills, animal cruelty, bullying, and not-so-subtle accusations of racism. as always, the media helps. trump insult you. we get it.

the political hacks who condemn him now did so much more into each other. they only forgave each other over it because they knew they were all as guilty as sin. while it's nice to hear about the good old days of bipartisanship, remember that's just code for losing. all the phony hugs dissolve like butter on a hot plate come as you just on the hearings. one side paints the other is evil and the media will sit on his hands because they set the stage for it. save your lectures on respect. it disrespects us. juan, people talk a good game about civility but they always forget there on several moments. when he says republicans are going to put you all back in chains, that's one of the worst things you could possibly say. >> juan: why's that? because it is the truth? [laughter] if that's your point? i think you are right, by the way, the politicians have always played dirty. they have always had -- here's the difference. i think trump has taken away so

many norms. like today, going after your own attorney general. that's unbelievable. but you remember, he went after john mccain. even you said that's really unbelievable. >> greg: he found out to other people had done it before him. >> juan: to go after an american prisoner of war is despicable. i think what he said in that moment was a guy in a political primary race and decided he did not like criticism coming from john mccain. so he is tearing down norms. what we saw just this weekend at the john mccain funeral was people stand up command you here not only obama. you would hear bush. i could go on, all saying that we want america back. maren mccain said famously you don't need to make america great again. america has always been great. but this guy -- >> greg: it's an interesting

point. it is seen by trump's absence. he had a bigger presence at that funeral than anybody because they were so fixated on saying hey, you. it's all about you. they should have just ignored him. >> katie: the rent free living of trump and many people's minds is amazing. you talk about norms. it used to be that the norms was that people joe biden could say horrible things like republicans want to put people in chains and get away with it. conservatives were supposed to rise above and be civil and they weren't going to respond. the mitt romney mode. it's respectable, but trump came along and said no, we are going to fight back. we're not going to take these false accusations anymore and we are going to say things back to you because the left has been getting away with it for 30 years, these false smears they locked against republicans. trump is fighting back. >> jesse: this is why joe biden isn't going to win denomination. his party does not want civility. they want to disrupt hearings and chase people out of

restaurants and cut off the presidents head if you are in hollywood. that's what he's going down big time. the republicans, it is a gut check, it is a fight for the soul of the country. you have to look at the positive compliments and if you'll if ya republican, you have to put anything aside and think, do we want the democrat-controlled house? it's going to lead to impeachment. i would say this to the president, he needs to rise above all this stuff. do a speech at mount rushmore. go to cape canaveral. ring the bell at the new york stock exchange. go to the south side chicago. put the noise down. be presidential and kick it into high gear. >> juan: your guys not capable of acting like a president. >> jedidiah: the funniest part, joe biden asked like there is no youtube. there's tons of videos out there of him doing the exact opposite. >> katie: just kidding. don't really want to fight him.

no, you don't. >> jedidiah: if democrats have to do this, what does that even mean? they are losing. they don't have a pro-growth message. they can't beat on trump for the economy because the economy is doing better. they're going to say trump hates immigrants and trump hates women like romney had the binders full of women. it's old. go out there with a positive message and don't try to pretend like you are civil. all of a sudden, the parties civility? like it's the party that cares about character? bill clinton and ted kennedy's party? come on. >> juan: how can you argue that this man who is arguing about -- the numbers right now prove to you how wrong you are that the polls were growing wider and wider. >> greg: nike loses billions after making colin kaepernick the face of its new campaign. that's ahead. the full value of your new car?

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out and support of this guide makes me think i'm taking the right position. i know from nfl sources that the boycott is going to be huge and they are worried about this. people are sending sneakers back. they are burning stuff. not a good p.r. move by nike. >> katie: they could have ran the numbers and said okay, were going to alienate the huge market share but were okay with that organ to go after the part that agrees with that or they are in such a bubble that they didn't think this would be a problem, though they will be celebrated as heroes. it is being praised by auch medina -- the good news is this is america and there's a number of other places you can buy your shoes and athletic apparel. period colin kaepernick has sacrificed nothing. he was offered multiple contracts with teams. nike has been paying him since 2011.

the kneeling and disrespect. the free market is a wonderful thing and we will see how this runs out for nike. today was not a good day for them. >> juan: i think people like vito o'rourke have said it's totally american to have protests in the country. >> katie: burning nike shoes is american. >> juan: that's right. the people who are saying colin kaepernick shouldn't protest, they are protesting nike. it seems hypocritical. >> jesse: not during the anthem. >> jedidiah: that's a great point. some people view them as a hero and some people you have as a anti-american. but my question is why pick somebody so controversial? i am curious when businesses have these decisions to make it pivotal times. there is plenty of people you could pick that haven't made very distinct political or cultural statements that are decisive. why run the risk that half the people around the country that

could potentially like or buy your products are going to be marginalized by this? are they so confident that the half that agrees with them outnumbers they have to doubt that they would make this decision. i can't for the life of me figure out as a business decision why he would go this risky route when there is an opportunity to not do that. so many people have been on record, not just the president of the united states, but so many people have come out, former members of the armed forces, they have said this doesn't sit right, the statement by colin kaepernick, what he's been doing. why go this route? >> juan: i think he has fans. >> greg: for the media and nike, the story is not about the initial story. it's about the reaction of the story. they already knew what they were going to get and they don't care about the other half. nike understood it's about what's happening here at the table. what they are getting is free press without ever having to buy and ad. it's a great counter --

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>> what his record that we have been able to see shows is what guides this nominee's partisanship. this nominee has devoted his entire career to a conservative republican agenda. >> i am upset about the process. this is not manufactured outrage. i have talked to republicans and democrats. they are fearful about where the supreme court is going and what it will do will do. >> i am also upset. seems like potential 2020 democratic presidential candidates were using today's supreme court nominee hearing to raise their profiles. republicans ripping senate democrats for grandstanding. >> they want their moment in the spotlight. they want that tv clip. >> it's not about documents or qualification or record. what it's about is politics. it's about democratic senators trying to relitigate the 2016 election and just as importantl

importantly, working to begin litigating the 2020 presidential election. >> to my friends on the other side, you can't lose the election and pick judges. if you want to pick judges, you better win. >> katie: juan, do you have the phone number for the acting coach helping kamala harris and cory booker. >> juan: whoever is helping these republican senators pretend like oh, gee. it's all grandstanding on the democrats side. no issue here with merrick garland being blocked for an entire year from legitimately allowing him to have a hearing. >> katie: he praised merrick garland in his opening statement. >> juan: they want to pretend somehow, this is the real acting class, this judge is just an umpire. he's not going to do anything. he just is a normal guy, loves his family, good catholic. abortion rights, gay rights, he never said a word. pretend like nothing is going o on. republicans are involved in an act of fraud when it comes to

this guy. >> katie: wow. a >> jesse: i have to take issue with the democrats are doing. peter strzok, you say his personal beliefs won't affect any of his professional judgment. >> juan: it didn't. >> jesse: okay, okay. so then kavanaugh's personal beliefs, they shouldn't affect any of his professional judgment. >> juan: but they have. [laughter] >> greg: jesse, you can leave now. you don't have to do anything else. >> juan: you are so wrong. there is a judicial record of how the man votes, and even with a young woman who was an immigrant, you can see what he thinks about abortion rights. >> jesse: speaking of abortion immigrants. there is a woman sitting behind kavanaugh today. she was born in mexico and her parents escaped death camps in world war ii. she has her hand in a certain position there. the left said she was making a

white supremacist signal with her hands. it went all over the internet. this is the kind of stuff these people have to deal with. hateful b.s., juan. that's all you guys have. >> katie: i think greg should comment. >> greg: we have an interesting contrast going on. last week, we saw a funeral in which we were instructed that we could all be civil. like just like the good old days. we now know that it was all a lie. it's a lie, and we were lectured on civility by these people, a bureaucracy that the moments they have an opportunity to gain something, they turn on each other. it's amazing how the media works in tandem with the democrats on this. they set the table. they say "expect sparks to fly!" in order to make the over the top hyperbole reaction to a benign judge. he's now the antichrist. he is satan.

he is trump. he is hitler. he is every thing put together. >> katie: jedediah, last word. >> juan: if you care about health care or abortion rights. >> jedidiah: that's not what it was. everyone at home, saying get to the questions. the kavanaugh hearings and the only person you didn't hear from from kavanaugh was because everyone else was too busy grandstanding. the senators love hearing themselves talk. it's not about them. forget the media clip. forget your run for the presidency come and get to kavanaugh. >> katie: next, golf fans for us to do a double take after tiger woods' look-alike crashed the golf course. but she's not much on "articles of organization." articles of what? so, she turned to legalzoom. they helped me out.

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♪ >> katie: golf fans getting the chance of a lifetime to meet tiger woods and toby realized it wasn't actually him. >> there is a tiger look-alike right there. >> that fooled me. >> no. i will get back out to playing in the second. >> that is too good.

>> jedidiah: former house speaker john boehner leaving his best life since leaving politics in 2015. >> >> zippidity doo dah. >> greg: he is not wearing any pants. this stuff going on in there. man. it leaves a trail of tears. >> jedidiah: i get it. john boehner is out now. he doesn't have to answer to anybody in politics. he is doing his thing. aren't you envious of him when you see that? >> jesse: yes, i envy john boehner. did he invest in medical marijuana? all he does is drink wine and lobby for a lot of cash. sounds great. the house is about to flip. i think he got out at the right time. don't take my word for that. >> juan: sometimes the truth

slips out, jesse. by the way, it goes back to the tiger woods video. i thought that was tiger woods. i was amazed. >> jedidiah: how would you take to that? someone impersonating you. people say it's really cool until it is done to them and suddenly it's like -- >> jesse: i have that problem with david schwimmer for a while. i was going out, people are saying are you in l.a.? no, i'm in new york. >> jedidiah: if someone impersonated you. >> juan: jesse sometimes tries tries. greg fools me big time outside the studio. people are standing and greg says, he signs juan williams. >> greg: that is true and i put your home address and i say feel free to come back anytime. >> juan: especially those true believer trump sters. >> katie: john boehner is

living his best life. i went to a florida dive bar in john boehner's photo was on the wall. they said he went there all the time. maybe he drives this rv around florida. he's having a great time. >> juan: i will tell you a quick story. >> katie: the wind and marijuana, i'm worried that he's driving. >> juan: a quick story about why love john boehner. i said to my wife one day. you know who that guy is, your smoking with him? she had been smoking with him for three years. smoking outside. >> greg: mexico in the early '80s. we made a film together. >> jedidiah: you would be great to impersonate. you make so many faces. >> greg: someone did for a while. i had him arrested, press charges.

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>> juan: chicken finger and soda. that's right. this video has gone all over the internet now. i will try to do it. some diet coke. >> katie: diet coke, jesse? it's got to be real coke. >> jedieiah: is it good? >> jesse: it's better than having it dry. it is your last resort. i endorse. you're next. >> greg: you are a sad human being. let's go to it. ♪ breaking news. we have breathtaking video just out of hunter valley, australia, that will take your breath away. it is an emo chasing a dog around a tree. i repeat, and emu chasing a dog around a tree. we actually got this before "special report" dead and i know they are very upset. bret is upset because they were going to lead with us but i got it.

not kavanaugh, breaking emus, ladies and gentlemen. as of that great? [laughter] >> jesse: you had a good weekend, didn't you? >> greg: i did. i didn't remember any of it. >> juan: in "the wizard of oz," your member going to the good which tells dorothy, click your heels and say there is no place like home. that is where judy garland at while wearing her sequined ruby red slippers. today, the fbi announced that those red shoes have come home. >> not only where they slip or stolen, but the memories of a lot of americans were stolen at 2005 and we hope to give those memories back today. just before the said they were recovering the shoes which were stolen from a judy garland museum in minnesota. they are not saying where they found them because it is still an ongoing investigation. i had my suspicions, gregory. >> greg: [laughs] they were my size. i look great in them.

[laughter] >> jesse: greg called you a scarecrow under the breath. not nice. >> juan: is a good thing i have you here to defend me. >> jedieiah: whenever he goes to the dentist, they ask you, hu been flossing, you get the question everything a time you go, what you better be flossing because adult baboons and their children can floss, so can you. these are some baboons at a british zoo, grooming each other, and they have been known to take each other's hair and start flossing her teeth. now they do this both for social reasons and for hygienic reason reasons. all the dentists at the british zoo, i'm sure, are very sure that their patients are listening to their concerns and flossing her teeth. >> jesse: greg believes in evolution. >> greg: in 1,000 years they will be driving. or robots. >> katie: as you always say, greg, the robots are coming. >> jedieiah: i'm afraid of snakes. if you are afraid of snakes,

this will knock your socks off. this 81-year-old grandma, she is seen in this video calmly opening up a barbecue. she finds two pythons. instead of running for her life, which is what i would have done, she reaches and she grabs them, she tosses them to be relocated. let me tell you, if you have pythons in your home, this is the woman to call. can you even imagine this? i would have ran -- >> juan: i have turned the grill on. >> jedieiah: she told the australian news outlet, i'm not scared. >> katie: everything in australia can kill you. >> jedieiah: a lot of things that are bad. >> jesse: what do you think would win in a fight, correct, the pythons are the emu? >> greg: tough call. i would say the marsupial has a pocket so he could hide a switchblade. they can box. marsupial skin box. >> katie: and emu is not a marsupial.

>> jesse: we will debate this tomorrow. set your dvrs, never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" up next. bret? >> bret: brett kavanaugh's confirmation hearings begins with protest, quarreling, confusion. the bob woodward book has washington buzzing and the white house pushing back. hurricane strength, as it bears down in the gulf coast, and will not get customers just buy it? the colin kaepernick is the face of the company. this is "special report." ♪ ♪ good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. everyone involved with the confirmation hearing for president trump's supreme court pick is just trying to catch their breath tonight. day one of the brett kavanaugh proceedings featured emotional outbursts, frantic speculation, and predictions of doom. that was just from one side of the aisle on that panel. many members of the public w