from there. thanks for watching. i'm jeanine pirro, advocating for truth, justice and the american way. greg gutfeld is coming up. >> there's a lot to digest and we're chewing on all of it for you. let's get after it. noel francisco, great name. however no early christmas present for noel. should i stay or should i go? the clash between rosenstein and trump is in full effect. >> that noel joke was the worst thing ever written, but don't ever bring the clash into your sick ugly game, you freak. so pretty slow news week. [laughter] greg: i know, i know.

we want to talk about the big story. it all unfolded on thursday. and it was pretty explosive. >> hr is going to send someone up to interview as your new secretary. >> good. i haven't had one of those in a [laughter] [applause] >> hello. i'm here to interview for the secretarial position. >> hillary? >> yes, hillary, hilary clinton. greg: yes. hillary was on murphy brown. good for her, i say. if you can't be president, then do cameos on [ bleep ] rehashed sitcoms. in a year, who bets she ends up as the next colonel sanders? [laughter] greg: yeah, yeah, yeah. i know something else happened. but we're going to get to the kavanaugh stuff in the next segment. you can wait.

but first, let's dig into a nice big healthy bucket of trump. so now that donald trump has made america great again. he's going to make the world a better place too. but is the world ready for that? here's trump pulling a gordon ramsay at the u.n. about to tell them that their menu sucks. >> my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country. didn't expect that reaction, but that's okay. >> laugh if you must, you small meaningless bureaucrats. what have you done lately besides boozing on our dime and chasing hookers? love it or hate it, trump is the leader of the free world and he's ready to give the planet a little tough love. >> germany will become totally

dependent on russian energy if it does not immediately change course. moving forward, we are only going to give foreign aid to those who respect us. opec nations are as usual ripping off the rest of the world. and i don't like it. nobody should like it. [laughter] greg: nobody should like it. he's like the american santa. he's telling the world who has been naughty and nice, but everybody's naughty. [laughter] greg: everybody on his list is naughty. and he's just getting started. >> i don't like what's happening in cuba, and i certainly don't like what's happening in venezue venezuela. iran is going to come back to me and they are going to make a good deal, i think, maybe not, you never know. yemen is a mess. syria is a mess. not happy with opec.

i like china, and i like president xi a lot. i think he's a friend of mine. he may not be a friend of mine anymore. greg: he's got an opinion on everyone. to him earth is just another location for celebrity apprentice. [laughter] greg: cuba you're fired. and of course there's that relationship with china. they play hard to get. it is like a geopolitical version of ross and rachel from "friends". >> -- saying that china has total respect for donald trump and for donald trump's very very large brain. [laughter] greg: for a minute there, for a minute there, you thought it wasn't going to be brain. [laughter] greg: that pause he did was amazing. and who could forget the letter, the magnificent letters? >> he said this is actually a ground breaking letter. this is an incredible -- this is

a historic letter. he wrote me two of the most beautiful letters. i have received two letters from chairman kim. they are incredible letters. they're letters that are magnificent. greg: that is some letter. i think it was the letters, d and t, and boy he gave it to the kurds. >> you said from where? >> north of iraq. i'm a kurd. >> good, good, great people. >> thank you, sir. >> great people. thank you. are you a kurd? [laughter] greg: are you a kurd? i'm just going to ask that to everybody. and even canada didn't get out without a kick in the cranberries. >> you rejected a one-on-one with justin trudeau >> yeah i did.

>> why >> i told him to forget about it. [laughter] greg: it's like he's talking to his plumber. [laughter] greg: not an actual world leader, well, canada, anyway. so who's great now? >> you know who's great now? we're great now. greg: that's right, which is why he's now into changing the world. like a real estate developer. he's done with one project, the united states, and he's moving on to another. this is really really important, none of this stuff he's talking about involves military force and shouldn't that be something that lefties embrace and love about this guy? instead of flexing military muscle, he toys with the failing "new york times". stand up, go ahead. >> the failing "new york times" stand up go ahead. i think abc, cbs, nbc, the times -- they are all going to endorse me because if they

don't, they're going out of business. can you imagine if they didn't have me? greg: no we can't imagine that at all. so all in all, he realizes for america to be greater, you know, earth needs a little work too. and he's willing to lead the enterprise peacefully. what could be the possibilities? >> get ready for the most globally electrifying event ever. he's made america great and now donald the diplomatic mastermind trump is taking the battle international by improving -- mopping up venice, replacing windmills in holland with coal mines, making big ben a digital clock, mount everest with a escalat escalator, decorating the great wall of china with a painting, fixing the leaning tower with a

team of construction workers. will trump finally fix the broken liberty bell or put a more awesome face on mount rush more? get your tickets now to find out. the first 100 guests get -- [inaudible] -- signed by donald trump. >> it is the trump versus the u.n. world reboot awesome extravaganza. greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she's so bright the north star calls her for advice attorney and trump campaign advisory board member madison gesiotto. he's so smart it hurts. washington times opinion editor and fox news contributor charlie hurt. [applause] >> she's so bright she moonlights as moonlight, review reporter kat timpf. [applause] >> and his neighbors all have earthquake insurance.

former wwe superstar my massive sidekick tyrus. [applause] greg: charles, it's so interesting when there are people talking about that press conference and they act like it is some kind of weird freak show, and i'm looking at it, and i'm going i'm watching a guy with an incredibly nimble mind bounce all over every single issue and talk about fixing them as though it's a construction project. >> yeah. not only that, but also, i mean, the guy's comedic timing is just -- it is killer. when he did the thing about talking about how great the administration is, and everybody laughed, and in this room everybody laughed, they laughed at the exact right time, the guy totally gets it. it's that humor that -- and of course all these despits in the world and in the room who got it just proving that of course the press has less of a sense of

humor than despots around the world. but the other thing is that basically the attack on donald trump right now is that he's not perfect. that's what upsets them. so when he goes and talks -- and meets with kim jong-un, kim jong-il, the complaint is you haven't gotten peace fast enough. absolutely the guy can't win. they constantly -- they did this throughout the campaign. they are continuing to do it. they constantly move the goal post. greg: charlie brings up a good point which is rare, madison. [laughter] greg: the media is wrong about trump because they think that the world finds him comical or weird, but i have a theory that a lot of the world isn't like manhattan. the world is pretty old school alpha. they are like 30 years, 40 years back when people -- when the world leaders were like trump. so he's kind of entertaining or refreshing or something. that's my theory. feel free to ignore it and answer the own question that might be in your mind.

>> i think it was very funny at his press conference. i think he's hilarious a lot of the times. i think he's very successful and that's the thing the media fails to report on. look at the extremely successful week with u.n. this week. opened trade talks with japan. of course going after china who no president before in 25 years has really gone after for their unfair trade practices. they said you know he could never have peace in certain areas, guess what? look what he's doing with north korea. only the beginning there. i think people are ignoring the fact that he's been extremely successful, judging him on words instead of actions and results. greg: uh-huh. okay kat, i mean, let's face it, he's changing the world without bombs. and i mean that's kind of what i would call progress, maybe? >> that's one of the things that i do like about him is that he tends to want to use diplomacy and talking and making deals rather than just going to war with everyone. i thought that was something that was very interesting in the general election.

he was running against hilary clinton even though she was a democrat, she was a neo democrat. i think we would be at war right now in places that we're not at war if we had hilary clinton as president instead of donald trump. greg: probably with canada. >> we might be at war with canada. greg: yeah, australia. any thoughts? >> i mean, i want to talk about ross and rachel again. greg: okay, go ahead. >> i don't think it should have taken that long for them to work it out. greg: that is true. that's getting a smattering of applause. >> they were on a break. >> when he speaks to the world, when he gives his speeches, a lot like someone who just beat the one on a case, but he shows up at a barbecue, i know what

everyone did but i'm here. the laughing is a lot of nervous laughing. greg: that's true. >> he's coming from a place of power and i think he's probably one -- i can't remember a president who chose to use it. like listen to me when i speak. greg: yeah. >> if you don't, you're going to wish you had. it's very underlying. he kind of talks in a way very similar like when someone borrows money from me and they don't pay it back. greg: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he appeals to your senses, like say, for example, joe you like walking. [laughter] >> joe will say yes i do. well, for you to continue to do so, you need to pay me the money i lent you plus 10%. [laughter] >> that is how he talks to the world, and i think they get it. joe got it. greg: yeah, yeah, joe got it. [laughter] greg: is he walking? >> joe? he will be fine. [laughter] greg: he's healing nicely in an undisclosed location. all right, coming up, did

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of fact finding to high emotional drama. but then this guy broke through. >> i would never do to them what you have done to this guy. this is the most unethical sham since i've been in politics. this is not a job interview. this is hell. this is going to destroy the ability of good people to come forward because of this. greg: he reminds me when i'm at the rental car counter and i wanted the convertible sebring, but they didn't have any convertibles, but that was amazing. any way, at the end of this, did we learn any new facts about a 35-year-old incident? look, i still don't know what happened. i didn't go to school with kavanaugh or ford. will an fbi investigation give us more answers? i don't know. but i believe that they believe their stories. so here's what i do know, political tribalism now includes

public acts of personal destruction. it is ghullish. the democrats could have avoided this show trial by acting immediately when they first got the letter instead of sitting on it which led to a twisted circus that ruined reputations, humiliated victims and their families. the lesson in politics, collateral damage is now totally acceptable. who cares if you destroy a family or two, you still blocked that seat, good for you. we looked hard to find a group of people more civil than the hearings. here's what we found. maybe it is not so bad, but maybe michael moore was right after all. time to move to canada. what are your thoughts about the hearings in general? obviously they are doing a week-long fbi investigation. general thoughts on this, madison, as a lawyer?

>> i think lindsey graham really did say it best when he said you want a fair process, you came to the wrong town at the wrong time my friend. nothing about this has been fair. wouldn't be able to get a search warrant or arrest warrant for something like that. we have an fbi investigation. taxpayer money is funding that. we're not going to have any more information in a week. i would bet my life on that. they are saying they are going to interview mr. judge. he already presented his statement under penalty of perjury. i don't think he's going to change his story. that would be insane. greg: yeah. tyrus, what are your thoughts on this? do you think the testimony changed any minds? >> no, i think that's the issue we have in this country now. nobody's minds are being changed period on anything. i don't think either way both people were credible. i think the crime is that they just happened to be involved with our senate. i think that's the issue. [laughter] >> i think that's the issue. i think that if never there was a time now for term limits on

the senate, it is now. greg: uh-huh. [applause] >> whether you're -- [applause] >> whether you're a republican or a democrat, enough. the fact in this country that we have 51 to 50 votes. that we have all democrats on one side -- that's not what you are elected for. your job was to get the best deal for the american people, not your own thing. all we're seeing even after today when the deal was made basically we're going to pass him through, rightfully so, because we don't have enough evidence to say otherwise, and we're going to still do an fbi investigation. greg: uh-huh. >> so the right thing to do for the democrats is to show of good faith for meeting them halfway was to vote yes. we all agree we're going to vote him through and then we're going to investigate it. that would have been a message to the american people like these -- but no, that's not what they really want. it is not about that. it is the civil war in the senate that we have to deal with. it has nothing to do with

whether this woman was assaulted or not. we believe both people but i have to say no or yes. regardless of your party affiliation, enough is enough, we need to start getting new republicans and democrats in there and independents in there and people who are actually going to work for the people and not their self. it was disgraceful. [applause] greg: kat your thoughts on this? >> my thoughts? greg: yes. >> i don't know. i don't know. i know that's going to be a huge disappointment for all of the certainly millions if not trillions of people who watch me and just -- [laughter] greg: yeah. >> and they decide what to think based on what i think because they admire me so much. [laughter] >> oh i've seen it. [laughter] >> but i really just don't -- i don't know. i wasn't there. i don't know.

greg: do you know, kat? >> same as last week i feel like i'm wandering around in a forest and i see all these people on both sides who claim to know for sure and they are so -- about it on both sides and i think that a lot of people are deciding based on partisanship. they are not deciding based on the facts because based on the facts how could you know. greg: no one will ever know. >> no one will ever know. greg: the one thing i have learned charlie is that nature of memory is imperfect and we -- i do believe that they believe their stories and both stories are probably flawed. but i don't know to echo kat, but i do think that the progress that we're making is in the area of understanding memory over time, that we have to start thinking about like what is true in somebody's head is not true in somebody else's. >> i don't trust my memory from this morning. greg: neither do i. >> much less last week. greg: i had to tell you to put on pants. >> and i don't even do any drugs

anymore. greg: yeah. anymore. it's been three weeks. [laughter] >> but no, i would say actually i did change my mind listening to the testimony. going in, i thought that dr. ford was a political -- i thought she was politically motivated. i thought she was trying to take out this guy and doing everything that she could to just -- because you know, the first time she ever uttered his name to anybody was after he had been floated as a potential supreme court nominee. listening to her testimony, i found it riveting and i found it totally believable and i came away thinking my goodness obviously this woman is not who i thought she was. but at the end of the day, not to do exactly what tyrus said, he's sick and tired of, but then you listen to brett kavanaugh and what he said, and i totally believed him. greg: yeah. >> at this point you can't prove it. you can't know. so all you can do then is

evaluate all the other evidence. greg: right. >> when you evaluate all the other evidence, no rational person can come down on any decisions but that they didn't prove their case. greg: right. >> one thing i would say that's different today and i think it is a very good thing in america, that is different today, 30 years ago -- or 20 years ago, bill clinton would have sent his war dogs out to call her trailer trash and say that oh yeah you can bring -- you know, you can get anybody to say anything, you just drag a $20 bill through a trailer park. that's not acceptable now. greg: yeah, yeah. >> this woman, whether republican, democrat, by in large, you can't find a single person on the republican side who trashed her or did anything but said we want to hear her out. it was totally respectful. and that is a tremendous improvement over the clinton years when paula jones was called trailer trash and a liar. greg: right. [applause] >> i have a question, greg. you never get asked questions

but i have question for you besides you are always negative to me on the monologue, but forget that. is it possible because it goes back to the leak for me real quick. greg: yeah. >> is it possible that feinstein sat on this because she didn't think it had enough credibility? greg: feinstein is denying it that she leaked it. she then looked to her staff and her staff is saying they didn't do it. she's then saying the victim leaked so throwing the victim under the bus. it's all a mess. we have to move on. uncle sam wants to help you get a bigger airline seat. a bigger airline seat. isn't that exciting? hey guys. today we're here to talk about trucks. a bigger airline seat. isn't that exciting? i love trucks. what the heck is that?! whoa! what truck brand comes from the family of the most dependable, longest-lasting full-size pickups on the road? i think it's the chevy. ford. is it ford? nope, it's not ford. i think it's ram. is it ram? not ram. that's a chevy! it's chevy!

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and i don't have that much leg. [laughter] greg: now, i know we're a very divided nation, but we can all agree flying sucks. but should government be in charge of this? if they think they can handle leg room, why not the boarding process or the super tiny bathrooms. i can't even read in there. [laughter] greg: try to read the "wall street journal" or try it like that, it is impossible. [laughter] greg: let's talk about the food. here's a video i took of my flight attendant trying to cook my eggs. oh man i burned my mouth on that. all right. i have to go to you tyrus for no apparent reason. >> i don't know why. sizist pig. [laughter] >> greg has a hard time fitting in the bathroom at the airport, does anybody really feel sorry

for him? listen, this is a serious thing. greg: do you want government intervention? >> be quiet because this is serious. if this was an issue about having a little thing to help you sit with your feet on the toilet, i would not talk about you. i would be quiet and respectful to your plight if your feet don't touch the ground when you use the bathroom. i get it. [laughter] >> but this is -- thank you. [applause] >> how dare you? i have actual footage of me suffering in an airplane. i know it would take two of your feet to be one in one of my shoes. look at that. by the way, the person who took that picture was none other than greg gutfeld. no privacy. someone's like fox doesn't fly you first class? that is first class. [laughter] >> look at that, i have to lean to the side to sleep. it is brutal. so normally like my libertarian friend kat over here, i don't

like government or nothing, but if uncle sam has got to get in to get out of the jam, i'm with it. help me out. [applause] greg: all right. that's -- kat, as you know, i hate big government unless they do things that i like. so what about you? >> i'm not a hypocrite. i think that if an airline wanted to exist where they just like stack people on each other's laps and it was cheaper, i think that would be a great alternative. i think they should be able to do whatever you want. i think you should be able to fly people in planes without seats where you just meander about and vape. i think that that should be allowed. [laughter] >> i don't like that the government tells me that i have to put on my seat belts because of the turbulence. i'm a grown woman. i can handle my own turbulence how i want to. [laughter] >> however, the planes are a little cold for me.

[laughter] >> they are always a little cold. i always have to wear socks under my sandals. greg: terrible. >> and people say kat why don't owe just wear tennis shoes? well, because then i have to untie them and take them off because of, you know, the tsa infringing upon my rights every time i want to travel. greg: right. >> and i'm 29. i'm too old to have the energy to do that already. greg: that's too bad. >> this is worse than watching old yeller hearing her problems. i'm crying teas from my heart. -- i'm crying tears from my heart. >> it is chilly. i feel as though i'm in a tundra. >> you would be if you had your seat belt on when your turbulence heat. you are what 68 pounds soaking wet, you would be bouncing all over the plane without a seat belt. >> i prefer to leave my seat belt unbuckled and i put a blanket over my head and vape underneath to prove to myself i'm still free. greg: you know what? you truly are revolutionary. [laughter]

greg: charlie, it scares me that regulations do more harm than good, like, there's a limit for stewardesses for ten hour shifts. that means if you are on the tar mac and about to take off, let's say it is delayed 45 minutes, it is past their shift, they could turn around and dump you. >> totally. i despise all airlines. i would make a 12 hour drive easy to avoid having to get into an airplane. but the only people that could actually make -- greg: 12 hours with you, oh, god, anyways, sorry. >> the only thing that could make things worse than an airline would be the federal government. greg: yeah. >> but everybody complains about tsa. am i the only one who likes to go through tsa? >> yes, you are. >> yes, you are. greg: i don't mind it. some airports they are fantastic. and other ones they are just angry, but most of the guys are pretty good and they are fans of this show. remember that when you start --

[applause] greg: sometimes they will put things in my pockets. [laughter] greg: all right. madison, what do you make of this? >> all about extra room, but i don't want the regulation. greg: yeah. >> capitalism works. if the planes have seats that are too small, people won't fly those airlines anymore. it will work itself out. let me say one thing, the airlines are terrible. it doesn't going to make them better even if i'm sitting in a seat that's bigger, i'm getting water dripped on my head half the time. greg: the water thing -- i notified them that there was water dripping, and they go oh yeah. [laughter] >> i sat down -- greg: condensation. by the way, here's my theory on why people are so hostile when they fly. did anybody ever see the movie snow piercer? >> no. >> no. greg: so we're developing a class system where depending on how much you pay it's how much comfort you get. that's what's happening to the

airlines. it is just like snow piercer which was a segmented capsule divided by wealth. i know they are wrapping me because i'm talking about something nobody watched. go see snow piercer, that's where the airlines are coming. he says he's 4% black. now he claims he's a minority business owner. we discuss this s s s s

greg: he's getting flak for saying he's black. i speak of ralph taylor who took one of those dna tests which revealed to him that he was 90% european, 6% native american and 4% sub saharan african. what did he do? register as a minority business owner. that's america. that would give him a leg up when competing for government contracts. he took his case to the state court and eventually was recognized as a minority.

now it is in the hands of the 9th circuit court of appeals which is known to lean liberal. a lot of questions here of course. how do you legally define race? how can you define it by the percentages on a dna kit? also by the way, i will have you know that i did take one of these dna tests, turns out i'm 20% european and about 80% unicorn. [laughter] >> here's me without my make up on. come on kat. have you ever tried to get certain perks you don't deserve? >> isn't that what life is? greg: yes. >> whenever i see stories like this, the only thing i can think is why are you willingly giving up your dna without a warrant? greg: good point. >> what if he wants to rob a bank some day. greg: true. >> what if he wants to murder someone? he's going to be [ bleep ] out of luck. greg: it is true. >> i mean okay i don't think you

should live your life with the expectation that you are going to commit a homicide. greg: i do. >> i think that's probably a bad thing. but i think that this is kind of a ridiculous story; right? i mean, only in a society where we're this driven by identity politics that something like this ever even happen in the first place. greg: i have theories though, madison, do you think he has a case? >> it's tough. i don't think he's going to win. greg: no? >> the one thing i would like to point out here though is the fact that if everyone and everything were treated equally in this country by the same standards, we wouldn't be having this conversation. that's something some people have brought up here. at the same time, he's not going to win this case. greg: that is a good point. it shouldn't actually matter. [applause] greg: tyrus, he has an ebony magazine subscription as proof. is that the best evidence? >> he's good. [laughter] >> does he have a basketball in his garage perhaps? [laughter] >> 4%, well, i mean, i think

4% -- here's the deal, if he's willing to take a test, willing to take the tyrus black test, i will reach out to several members, wherever they are, and we will have a meeting. i will drop him off blindfolded in the meeting, and when i take him off, and i'm like he's black, and i will run out of the room. if he says yes i am, do what you must, i will not be -- or he goes no, no, i'm white, guys. i'm so white. that black guy kidnapped me. i will help you go get him. then he's not. that's the only way to know. [laughter] greg: charlie, i guess being in a group of people is the lived experience. i look at this guy, like he

jumps in at the end of the marathon and claims to be of that minority so he wants to get all the benefits of the lived experience, without actually living it. >> no, i totally reject this. what do you mean getting things he doesn't deserve? of course he -- if here going to have a system that -- if we're going to have a system that awards special things to people based on race, then he absolutely deserves a spot. i happen to think it is an abominable way to divide the world and a way to run a government, but if we're going to have an insane system that divides people by race, gender, creed, religion, everything, why shouldn't he be able to take part of that? 4% is fine. and the idea that you would use anything other than dna, of course dna should be what determines that. and we can be like the tower of babel, everybody runs in, tries to grab the free stuff and reveal and expose what a totally

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greg: should we rescue people who put themselves in danger taking instagram selfies? depends. are they liberals? [laughter] greg: that joke courtesy of the joke board. yeah, the quest for extreme instagram photos has led to a rise in rescues, at least in southern california, wherever that is. search-and-rescue teams with the l.a. county sheriff's department conducted 6 81 missions last year, up 40% from five years ago. they say many of their missions happen where cliff jumping is a popular weekend -- poor cliff. anyway, with people trying to capture the stunts for social media. personally i think human cliff jumping is boring. it's why i only hang out with cliff jumping goats. ♪

greg: one of the goats also edited that video by the way. [laughter] greg: a lot of good rocking music there. charles, the county is spending thousands of dollars an hour, an hour, on those rescues. should they? i think they have to; right? >> yeah, yeah, i think, yeah, but i tell you what they ought to do is they ought to make a big deal out of it and have like maybe a public hearing where you charge the people that are rescued for the -- and, you know, and that's actually not an unheard of thing. i know that if you get, you know, if you get stuck out in the wilderness or you get stuck, you know, canoeing down rapids and they have to come in and get you, you can get a bill for it. they should get a bill for it. greg: i read a story about one woman who just kept getting rescued in the forest.

and i think it was because she liked to get rescued. >> yeah. greg: kat, have you ever taken a selfie that required you to be saved by men in orange vests? >> no. greg: oh. >> not to brag. i'm just not surprised at all that this is happening in southern california. greg: uh-huh. >> i just got back from los angeles. and all some of these people do is take instagram pictures. greg: yes. >> i was not surprised to see these pictures of people dangling from cliffs. i was surprised to see that more people weren't doing it with their naked butts out. have you been instagram lately? greg: yeah. >> i used to think i was like a fun gal. kat is a fun gal. i'm realizing i'm a bit of a square because i believe my butt belongs inside of my clothes when i'm in public.

[applause] greg: very strong butt in clothes message, kat. >> thank you i do it for the children. greg: yes. madison, should the country just say we're not going to rescue you if you're doing it on your own risk or is that -- >> no, i say do it for the gram. if people want to take these pictures, take them, most of the time, not all the time but in a lot of places they are being sent the bills anyway for negligence when they are getting rescued in situations like this. the advice i want to have for people who want to jump off the cliffs and take pictures, go to utah, 20 to 30 dollars, you can buy a get rescue free card. if you plan on doing things like this, you buy your card, everybody pitches in and then people have to get rescued don't have to pay the bills. greg: wow. >> america is doomed. [laughter] >> it's like insurance for a rescue. greg: it is rescue insurance. all right, tyrus, you're on instagram a lot.

usually in the gym lifting big things. >> yeah, i'm supposed to put things on my life. you see i lift weights and sit on here. that's all you get. greg: yeah. [laughter] >> i think the rescue teams who are great men and women in this country, they should have a little bit of fun with this. i think your rescuing should be based on the likes they get. so what you do is -- [laughter] >> -- when the dude is hanging from the cliff, the rescue guy will come down, right next to him, where he could possibly save him, far enough away where he can't reach, and take a picture of him and be like you need 200 likes for this rescue to go [laughter] [applause] greg: that's a great idea. >> you're only allowed five comments that are negative. sorry, pal, let's roll it up and leave him there. greg: i'm going to stop at that great idea because i don't think i can come up with a better one. >> insurance and like rescues. greg: yes. stay right there. final thoughts, next.

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>> we are out of time,. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ welcome to the journal editorial report i am paul gigot white house friday odded fbi to conduct a supplemental investigation into brett kavanaugh following a call from republican senator jeff flake of arizona, who agreed to vote cav out of the judiciary committee on the condition that bureau look into the allegations of sexual assault leveled gains him. >> i think it would be -- proper to delay the floor vote, for up to the not more than one week in order to let fbi continue -- to do an