for watching. i'm jeanine. advocating for truth, justice and the american way. congratulations to associate justice of the supreme court, brett kavanaugh. [cheering and applause] greg: it is done. you one. it was not about cavanaugh and it wasn't about the court what about you, the system that protects you and something called due process. first congrats to you, democrats. this is what happens when you decide to burn the village in

order to save it. because of that republicans finally found their stones. after so much lunacy that we were supposed to stomach by media who would swallow anythi anything, like "the new york times" reports that kavanaugh was brewed an i.c.e. cube in the gang rape thing did not work so that was your backup. [laughter] what you could not find to blame him for a wet willy? [laughter] and there would be third accusers exploding all over the place much like michael aspirations. [laughter] he did more to harm the democratic party than bill clinton's cigar. [crowd boos] meanwhile, the media ignores holes in the accuser story so large you could steer michael moore through them. [laughter] after the fbi of education found

built the swing votes went to kavanaugh. led by susan collins, republican, who went to the senate floor and methodically explained she thought kavanaugh was fit for the bench. she smoothly dismantled the anti- kavanaugh argument and painted him a moderate, all to convince the liberals that kavanaugh was not a monster and more like a smurf. were they listening? no, the left monitor because they prefer their women to think only one way, this way. [crowd boos] [applause] greg: this is a great day. kavanaugh and trump may well have saved the country by defeating the mob. we are all vulnerable to the mob. the mob is defined by these things. subversion of justice,

punishment without evidence, willingness to discard individual rights and protections for immediate political gain. a mob is defined not by diverse voices by people imitating one sound but the sound of rage. that is why it is so scary. the mob is an unbending beast in which intimidation is only commodity. which is why it's not about kavanaugh at all but about you. it's about your kids, siblings, parents and spouses because the mob can happen to you. this next election is huge. we must teach the mob a lesson. if you don't want to listen to me, listen to this guy. >> we need to teach the democratic party a lesson that they will never forget that you don't mess with our system, don't aft with our due process and you do not let somebody is done accusation. greg: i love talking to myself. [laughter]

we are not savages with torches and pitchforks anymore. we are civilized. everything awful in this world had to start somewhere first. the election is when you try to stop it before it gets any worse. [cheering and applause] let's welcome tonight guests, he spelled doom in the courtroom, attorney emily. [cheering and applause] he is a comedian, radio host in your uber driver, fox news host thompson loop. she is so bright glow worms follow her home. national review reporter, kat timpf. [cheering and applause] and he can literally reach

across the aisle, former wwe superstar in my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] emily, you are a lawyer and i'll be honest, i did not care about this whole process nomination but is something i felt was out of my power and it just happened but i did not care about the story until the left when we care about it. it got me mad, the intimation in life and i think that is what happened here. we saw a precious get subverted. >> the process was one 100% ignored. that was the point. i think, as an attorney, firsthand what happens when the court accepts as true allegations of statements that are uncooperative. every character witness for two separate false accusation tria trials. i saw that the ripple effect can be overstated in of course, i support the need to movement and

professionally and posit personally but one does not equate the other. it's ridiculous subversion of justice to accept allegations. that gender automatically is a truth does no one any good, whatsoever. greg: tom, you don't have to agree with kavanaugh's philosophies and i don't think the vote was about that anymore. the vote was a defense of the system and the defense of due process. >> and i like what you said about the mob. i almost teared up. greg: really? ib allergies. >> i've been emotional all week. our great hero andrew breitbart, always spoke about what drove him to become political and it was the clarence thomas hearing that he would always say that. the anger he felt when a man with due process being torn out in the case he became the right-wing activists that we all know and love and a lot of people in this country it will be the same thing. there's a lot of people i people

calling on my radio show, a lot of women, calling my show saying i do not like what is happening. i have brothers and husbands and sons. greg: most of those calls are run numbers. [laughter] greg: the numbers are close to a fast food restaurant in the neighborhood. [laughter] >> but they all call in. greg: cap, the lesson for me and you can agree or disagree or i prefer you to agree but is tyranny about the loud of you who seek to intimidate the american public and that the ultimate goal and that's how i feel and how you feel? kat: i think that's a thing. [laughter] , i think it was tough and i was watching this and thinking to myself i am so glad that i am not a senator. i had the hardest time today deciding whether i wanted chicken or beef on my bbq bowl

and that is slightly less confidential on the siding should sit on the highest court in the land. greg: right, right. kat: but as alluded to earlier, we have michael ave and att i to think for this. we brought up the incredible gang rape allegations stories and made people tune out and watching doctor for testimony was an emotional thing and i watch that and i had a tough time deciding who to believe and i think they brought out the gang rape stuff listening to all that and they were more willing to believe brett kavanaugh so i don't know if the white house sent him a thank you card or an edible arrangement. greg: michael avenatti excited more republicans than fox news. >> i agree with that. [laughter] greg: i thought that was funnier in my head. tyrus -- mac.

greg: no pity applause. tyrus, it's amazing how this travesty looks when you look -- two weeks ago when you're inside of it it seems so horrible and ugly now when you step out it seems like did that really happen? tyrus: i did my best not to get in it. when it comes to judges in south by ten do not want to be around it. i don't have great expenses with judges in general i try to avoid them like the plague. but to go back, michael avenatti i know were laughing about it but he concerns me because he was using fear and crazy allegations to ruin some of life and move himself ahead and when there has to be some type of legal for someone to come out and do what he did and then he can regroup and do it again. greg: that's the thing.

the american bar association is talking about how concerned they are over kavanaugh and they not said anything about michael avenatti. he should be disbarred. tyrus: he is using people to advance himself. even stormy daniels, listen, she's had a rough life. [laughter] but i don't think if you look when history looks back, he ever served her well. she had to pay the money back. kat: the white house sent the money back. tyrus: no one will want to buy her story and so here hit her with a bad bill. he does not help anyone. maybe he's a secret agent for the republican party. greg: he did more help other plug-ins then surprise economics. kat: speed. >> a ton of argument can be that he violated a ton of ethical arguments. greg: thank you. [cheering and applause] if you have psoriasis, ...

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greg: trump held a rally tonight and wonder if the thought today was a big day. president trump: this is such a big day. brett kavanaugh is a man of great character and intellect. [cheering and applause]

is a totally brilliant scholar. greg: totally brilliant scholar. that's not just brilliant but totally. in a victory laughing, trump has a midterm to get through and laid out the choices. president trump: you allow the wrong people to get into office, things could change. they could change and they could change fast. you don't handle matters to an arsonist and you don't get power to end angry left-wing mob. [laughter] [applause] greg: wait, he's not done. he has more. president trump: democrats want to significantly raise your taxes essentially they want to impose socialism -- mac venezuela and eliminate our borders. they want to have nice, open borders. democrats have become the party

of crime. they become the party of crime. think about that. republicans are the party of law and order and justice. greg: party of crime. he just gave the republicans their talking points and then, of course, the nicknames. president trump: leaky joe bid biden, [inaudible] i have more indian blood in me than pocahontas and i have none. [applause] greg: he won't change. he won't change. and then i'm pretty sure he did something no other american president has done in history. he thanked a guy named week. president trump: take you, jeff. thank you, brad. weak, thank you. greg: the economy is strong in

spring court nominee got voted in and pompeo will talk to north korea the more and everything is getting done. and yet, i can't help but wonder about the space force and if that is where it is at. president trump: space force. that is where it is at. that is right. that is where it is that. [laughter] greg: tom, trump takes a lot of victory laps, let's face it. if the sun comes up, victory lap. but i think he deserves wednesday. >> absolutely. they're having fun but contrast the people with those at the top rallies and those protesters at the mall in washington dc. i don't like elevators when they're not screaming. but it work. apply this week was so good. hopefully the stuff won't work. they're not stopping the screaming but left-wing activists, real people, with the

blue checked on the name on twitter are telling people to harass susan collins for the rest of her life. greg: it's crazy. we'll talk about that in excitement. >> i'm getting so excited. greg: kat, new nicknames and leaking diane which sounds a bit unfortunate and trying to come up with a nickname for you, cat. how about -. kat: not going to like it. [laughter] greg: unhappy cat. sad cat. kat: greg, i've been doing a lot of thinking and i think i have figured out why trump holds all these rallies. greg: why? kat: most people when they accomplish something or they have something to celebrate, what do they do? they go have a drink. greg: right, right. kat: trump does not drink. he's build venues for the people who love him and allow them to clap and cheer while he talks about it. [laughter]

greg: that creates the same feeling of being drunk. kat: it must. he is drunk on love five drunk on love p8 i love drinking but if i could trade i love a giant venue full of kat fans. [cheering and applause] greg: tyrus, a lot of people are saying this trump trump refused to give in and backed him and that's because all he does is fight. he likes to fight and gave the republicans the energy to fight and that is why i think he doesn't stop. he does this victory lap and start going after everybody else because he will quit. tyrus: here's the buzz kill on this. i think he has every right to be happy. kavanaugh always should have been voted and it was never --

we had to whether the allegations but after the fbi imitation it was clear there is no cooperative evidence. the reason for him not to be put in. but i'm all for going to a football game and winning the wrestling match when you celebrate with a cloud but then you go back throughout the rest of the day. mr. president, when you do celebrate and you go all in pointing out the losers by name, you are writing checks that we have to cash but he goes back to the white house with his security teams and enjoys himself and has a coke and a smile and called it a day. we go to the bars and go back to society we are wearing a red hat or whatever we have to cash the check he wrote with the other people. for me, i wish i'm all for the victory lap but the trash talking is getting to the point where it's causing issues for the people who support him and stand by him the most. greg: a guy in a red hat tonight

is more likely to get beat up. tyrus: yes, because the use the excuse of what the president said at the rally. >> but tires, you're less likely to get hurt then i am. [laughter] tyrus: okay, and that's all fun and great and clap but when that dumb ass comes to me and i put him through the wall i got to go to court. [laughter] you'll get some of the followers and a great go for me to get better but i'll get be in county for two weeks. greg: will have you on remote from the jail cell. tyrus: you don't even do remote, don't even try. greg: emily would defend you and she's quite the litigator benign she's expensive. >> my biggest message from the rally is that the republicans -- we can't stay celebrating for too long.

this is a marathon not a sprint. democrats party said if they take back the house and the midterm elections they're moving for impeachment for justice kavanaugh and already been ethics violation and misconduct cases basically filed against him as a judge. obviously, there would be no super majority but the democrats are still running on the platform and reality as we know it doesn't sit well with them. it's important for us to not relax for too long. greg: do you know what the dems are like right now? there like and ask that you jumped and still hang out in front of your house. that's what they are. they can't drive away. there staring at -- in your window. kat: sometimes it's hard to let go. greg: i know, but you have to like a. tyrus: but it's worth driving with a prettier and taller girlfriend in front of their house. i'm sorry, i keep turning this way. this is so crazy. we're having a baby.

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>> live from "america's news headquarters". i'm marianne rafferty. brett kavanaugh is now an associate justice on the nation's highest court and sworn in by chief justice john roberts and former justice anthony kennedy shortly after he was confirmed by the senate in a

50-48 vote. that is the smallest confirmation margin in nearly 140 years and follows weeks of bitter partisan debate. accusations of sexual misconduct and protest. kavanaugh has vehemently denied any wrongdoing and is a major victory for president trump. he is now appointed to justices to the supreme court in less than two years. the president telling the crowd in topeka, kansas it's a historic night and a tremendous victory for the american people. democrats and ruffians aren't planning to use the confirmation was a way to rally their basis. i'm marianne rafferty and now back to the greg gutfeld show. greg: if there's anything trump was more than trade, i have not seen it. why are people falling asleep with trade? president trump: people are falling asleep a trade. to me it's the most exciting thing you can talk about. greg: look at him. he is so happy that he love the

stuff so much. don't even think of changing the subject. >> mr. president, you said is incorrect to say you're limiting the scope of the fbi investigation physics what is that have to do with trade? >> second question on the kavanaugh and if you could take that -- you'll take that now? president trump: no, you have a question on trade? do you have a question on trade? greg: it's like you're trying to take the monitoring you just got for christmas away from him. trade, that is his model train and he wants to keep playing with it. this new deal is another trump went which the press hates. which is kind of weird but they should be happy. after all, they elected him, right ted? >> trump has been very good for baseball. he has been wonderful -- >> that means what? >> the ratings are up and means

you can't do without donald trump. you would be lost without donald trump. >> you know that is not true. >> cnn's rating would be in the toilet without trump. [applause] greg: ted just served a plate of through to cnn jabba the hutt. [laughter] ted called our nation's home on a out and you could feel it watch over him like tepid hotdog water. [laughter] he looked embarrassed. just like me when my mom found that secret compartment under my bed. [laughter] i was embarrassed, too. hell of a time identifying the mailman. fact is, the more trump talks the angrier his critics get. too bad. he is not a drinker. president trump: i am not a drinker. i can honestly say i never had a beer in my life. okay? it is one of my only good traits.

[laughter] whenever they're looking for something, i've never had alcohol. for whatever reason. can you imagine if i had? i'd be the world's worst. [laughter] greg: would any world leader say anything like that? only him. and it drives his critics not. like alyssa milano, who is the boss now? trunk. >> he's completely and totally belittling the intelligence of the american people. >> but he's not doing it by accident and neither is lindsey graham. you're speaking to a huge portion of the publishing who agreed with them. what do you think about that? >> do they agree with him or is using some sort of cultlike force to try to make them see that? i'm not sure -- [laughter] greg: wait, wait, wait. you got to watch that last part

again. >> cultlike force to try to make them see that i'm not sure -- i'm not sure -- i'm not sure. [cheering and applause] greg: even the host at msnbc thanks melissa alano has lost her freaking marbles. [laughter] even cnn admits trump is doing great. check out the headline. president donald trump's winning streak. you knew it hurt to write that but they have to admit, it's fair. and for trump is all about fairness. hence his love for trade too bad it's too boring. maybe we can fix that. >> are you ready to see nafta get blown off of the planet?

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like i've been going to night school and i keep learning about government things like trade that i never -- i didn't know anything about tariffs or traded i knew i was against theirs and was against but then he puts or forces you to learn about the stuff so in a weird way he's putting you through some civics class. tyrus: he's the most transparent president in the history of our country. literally. [cheering and applause] not always -- living in a glass house, it's not always a great thing and sometimes we see things we probably shouldn't or hear things we wish we had it but you do learn as he learns which is kind of cool. at the same time ago back to the scene and think it hurts them so much. that is ted koppel, who told it like it was. no it's not. that's like a stalker who is picture of an actress all of a sudden will never date you, bro. [laughter] i'm not that into her.

you are but she's not that into you. cnn cannot admit -- i would bet $100 they can go ten minutes without mentioning donald trump's name seven times. the matter of the show is but life of the polar bear in the antarctic but since trump got into office. [laughter] greg: it is a profitable of session that they keep denying and do you love anything in her life as much as trump loves trade? what you want to have -- he loves it. he doesn't care we don't get it. kat: i'm thinking. [laughter] i do have a cat. [applause] having a pet is not a punchline but a rewarding life experience. to care for a little creature you would not know anything about that, would you greg? greg: i am a little creature. i take care of myself. kat: no i don't love anything as

much as trump love straight. i don't. he does love it but unfortunately it's boring to talk about. i also am a fan of the terrorist. tariffs are attacks on american consumers but it's one area trump and i do not agree. but yeah, i agree with everything that's been said in terms of cnn needing trump the entire country is having the same conversation but in opposite ways. some people are like trump and other people are like trump. [laughter] but everyone is talking about the same thing. greg: true. trump. kat: trump. that was a cute nose that just came out of me. greg: like a baby bird. emily, i think the reason he likes trade that he's a stickler on fairness. if he senses there is something wrong because he's a dealmaker and he might get screwed that

this is him off. looks at these countries who produce grows over. it's like cutting in line. >> yes, a part of his platform was that he was a great negotiator and negotiate on our behalf. he wanted to get out from the deals that up until now we do not know anything about it up until now no one knew anything about it and now through his transparency and through his global civics lesson we are learning along with him as you said and it's such a disservice to all of us and i rant about the oversimplification of subjects and are missing the data points because of trump but the day on the white house lawn when the new agreement was signed in the press who, for so long, as of the biggest crisis of the century was us renegotiating nafta totally ignored it for kavanaugh. foreign journalists were frustrated i thought it was so egotistical for the press to

ignore and make it a better court but ignore what used to be the shiny object in front of them to the detriment of everyone else. greg: good point. >> that's right that's the real lesson. it's a lesson in the media because there was no way the media would pay attention to the trade thing and the nafta is a huge victory for him. he went to the news conference and was rude back to the press. the press play this up. i thought all week. they said look at what the real thing and he made the press talk about trade but the in and played his tree talk which they never would have done. he played them at their own game once again. [cheering and applause] greg: coming up, they cried, screamed and chanted. we discussed the protesters next. [cheering and applause] (whispers) with the capital one venture card...

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washington. a few arrests but mostly peaceful but the ones on the senate gallery were a delight during the vote. >> the arms will restore order to the gallery. mr. mansion -- >> work will suspend in the sergeant at arms will restore order in the gallery. the sergeant at arms will restore order in the gallery. sergeant and arms will restore order in the gallery. greg: i think the sergeant at arms was at a bar. [laughter] sounded like did world in a forest. look, i get it, protesting is as american as the up after eating a box of grants. but so is free thought which is why i found this protest a little weird.

>> in 30 minutes. meet me to the left. if you would like to go to an office, to spend time with your senator. [laughter] greg: who doesn't think that is creepy as hell? now it is common for them to do this. here is more. >> come in to vote. >> but go watch the vote. >> let's go watch the vote. >> in offices. >> in offices. >> i will go to [inaudible] mac i will go to [inaudible] >> why? she is on our side. greg: why? she is on our side. then he ignores her. this is a misogynist telling

women what to think. right mr. mittens? all right, kat, obviously i will go to you. i thought that was weird to see e-mail giving orders to women in that specific instance. kat: yes. greg: what do you think about that? the whole thing is strange. kat: i was thinking about these protesters and at first i was thinking it was pathetic that they were continuing to protest even though it was basically already decided but then i remember in high school i had a huge crush on this guy named mark. greg: wright, who didn't? [laughter] kat: he made it very clear to me that he did not like me back but i still continued to write poems about him in my room. greg: interesting.

kat: sometimes you just have to keep trying. when i see protesters even if they are annoying or being crazy i look at them think about how wonderful it is there that are still attached to the body's. [laughter] in other countries you don't get to keep your head if you act like that. greg: good point. [cheering and applause] kat: we have the power and right in this country as well as to be a noxious to the power in the country. i think it's wonderful thing. greg: the one thing that worries me, tom, is the theory of the mob is that it's not individual ideas but a collection of mimics. it has spread and it's a viral thing and as you can see they will say and repeat the same thing. every mob has only one voice and they spend every individual that suspends judgment scares me. >> and yet alyssa milano said

president trump had his fans under a mob like trains but it's not just similar to the way you prep us for the show. we will laugh at all your dose. you will not make tyrus manfred we will not make tyrus mad. [applause] greg: what are you laughing at? [laughter] because you are some lawyer. what you make of that little thing? kind of creepy? >> when i thought the headline i expected it to be my sorority initiation but then i saw the video and i thought oh my god, this is a golden crossbones horrible movie. a couple hours ago one of the protesters on this up in court climbed up onto the over 200 statues, huge once the plaintiffs up in court and it broke my heart. that statue is in the contemplation of justice. i felt like it was a metaphor in the making as she was climbing

on it and posing for a instagram photo that will validate her as an activist and clamoring off of it and off she goes and i felt like that is what this entire letter the process was. it trembled on the thoughtful contemplation of justice because there was none. [applause] greg: tyrus. tyrus: ken stole the show with his monotone. what he should have done is we like to give the protesters the floor for 37 minutes. they would have fell apart and take the market, go. after eight seconds they would've had nothing else to say. sometimes you call them out on it. protesting or protester is an overused term. history in the making. it's literally every day. if you are protesting and we hear individual protest not a good protest. if you had 50 million people outside the white house i'd like we need to pay attention but when it is scattered and

screeching and individuals who are upset but i get upset when i got onset and the red sox were down three. i'm protesting that but no one wants to join me. [laughter] is not indicative of the united states but a small group of people. greg: exactly. i had to roll, this remind me of a horror movie you see the haunted house and see and hear invisible screams and it's like invisible fly monsters no one could see which creeped the hell out of me. still to come, that time of year when celebrities make those videos telling you to vote and the person they want to lose wins. [cheering and applause] i think we can do better. change is hard. try to keep an open mind. come on, dad. this is for me, son? principal. we can help you plan for that.

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greg: they had famous faces promoting midterm races. a new online video features celebs talk about their first time voting. >> my first time. >> i was nervous. >> my first time back it was in the back of a firehouse. >> it was an amazing. >> my first time everyone -- >> i did not know how to do it. where to put it. where to slide in. >> so many options. >> you never know what it will be like. >> finally, i just went and did it. and voted.

>> my first time with a woman was 2016. it felt good but it ended badly. greg: nothing like a little double and tundra to reach the kids but haven't we had enough of the celebrities telling us what to do. the right to speak your mind and it's not about that but that they believe their opinions are more important and why? because of their cheekbones or they memorize words from a script? it's time for a video from the people really matter. >> hello, you may know me from such famous roles as fixing the leak on your toilet bowls last summer. >> lowering your blood pressure so you did not die. >> we are not celebrities but actually nobody is for people who work for a living in mind their own business. >> i gave you those free samples at the supermarket. >> we see each other all the time but unlike lena dunham we don't tell you our political opinion and don't discuss them with you.

>> we do our jobs and help you out the next because unlike celebrities we are not [bleep] >> were not involved [bleep] thank you are dumb. >> we don't sing because we make crappy movies you must listen to our stupid asinine dribble or that are cocaine addled opinions matter more than yours. >> we do our jobs, minor business to keep our opinions results. think about it. >> would rather take advice from [bleep] who used to snort power on a public toilet seat? or the guy who fixed your car? >> choices clear mac [bleep] celebrities. [cheering and applause] greg: tom, you are not in the video. >> i was not. i'm glad i was not because it would've been awkward. i voted in a middle school.

would not have made the final cut. greg: not funny, tyrus. tyrus: as a celebrity i support that last message. i keep my opinions to myself. greg: tyrus john kat. kat: they thought they were so clever making the sex jokes. i'm sick of celebrities tony was speakers to buy and what protein shake to drink and it's like shut up, you are not my mom. [laughter] greg: although your mom's famous speech yes the fight not really. emily -- >> your video said it all. greg: thank you. it was an idea i came up with in the bathtub. were all good ideas, but don't go anywhere, final thoughts our next. [cheering and applause] if you have moderate to severe

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greg: things to emily, tom, kat, tyrus and our studio audience. i am greg gutfeld and i love you, america. [cheering and applause] [♪] judge jeanine: i'm push *. you are -- i'm jeanine pirro. you are watching president trump's rally live from topeka, kansas. president trump: a vote for his opponent, his name is paul davis. he's no good. it's a vote for the radical agenda of nancy pelosi and chuck schumer, and the legendary maxine waters. here in