we're live with cavuto live with ben carson, democratic congressman telsa gabbard. and the race is heating up and the issues that could decide it. see you then. "the five" is now. ♪ moat ♪ >> i'm jesse watters along with kennedy, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> jesse: president trump hammering democrats with a stern mid-term message. >> president trump: come election day, americans will remember kavanaugh and they will remember all sorts of other things, because that was a shameful act. this will be an election of

kavanaugh, the caravan, law and order, and common sense. but the choice could not be more clear, democrats produce mobs. republicans produce jobs. >> jesse: democrats don't seem to be able to get on the same page. for example, texas senate hopeful beto o'roarke is doubling down on impeaching trump. >> i would liken impeachment to an indictment. there is enough there to proceed with a trial for a full vetting of the facts, and makes the best informed decision in the interests of this country. and our future. >> jesse: senator spartacus, corey booker, making this bizarre claim, canada is more american than america. >> every country we are competing with, is driving down the cost of college. germany cost is 0 and 4% median income going to college.

canada, i can't stand how american canada is, trudeau, he's great. cost about 6% or 7% of median income for college. in america 5, 2% median income. why are other nation more american? >> jesse: and nancy pelosi, explaining why she doesn't really care about socialist policies hurt americans. >> i think that we owe the american people to be there for them, for their financial security, respecting the dignity and work of every person in that country. and if there's some collateral damage, for others who do not share our view, so be it. but it shouldn't be our original purpose. >> jesse: all right, dana, smorgas borg of democratic -- democrats trying to grasp at anything to get the message before the election. >> dana: two of those, corey booker and beto o'roarke are

running for 2020. nancy pelosi probably the most message disciplined, remember she's the one saying we're not going to do impeachment, everybody stop that, beto o'roarke is actually, saying that an indictment and impeachment are the same thing. which is just legally not true. and he should know that if he's running for senate. i think if he ends up losing in texas, you will see him on all of the shows for the next week, where the host will beg him to run in 2020. president trump should want that to happen. that is not a strong message. corey booker, where is he giving in a speech? in south carolina. is he in south carolina? he's helping congressional democrats who are wanting to -- challengers to republicans, they want to win. that's not happening in south carolina. unlike lindsay gray mam, for example, going out on a 12-state tour after kavanaugh so he can do all those things. president trump said his closing argument is going to be kavanaugh, the caravan, law and

order and common sense. 2 1/2 weeks until the election in this news cycle is risky, by saturday we could have a new closing argument, if you think about it, kavanaugh was just two weeks ago. but the democrats are bailing out of three important races today. down in texas 23rd, will herd, that was a district that hillary clinton won but he's pulling ahead, democrats are going to take money out of that, put schmidt where else. also in nebraska 2 and minnesota 8. places where the democrats think they have pickups, those are out of reach for them. possibly, of course it depends on turnout. if they aren't going to put money in it shows something. the democrats' closing message, healthcare, specifically pre-existing conditions, which we can talk about more if you wanted. if you see their ads, they're starting to say, check on president trump. vote for a check on president trump. if you are a challenger to a republican in congress, the ad would say, jesse watters votes with president trump 98% of the time. you don't want that, do you?

that's how they're trying to motivate the base. republicans -- >> jesse: just 98%? >> dana: well the if you hedge a little, on a couple of things. republicans, you see their ads, it's immigration, and support for president trump. this idea that this is not about president trump, it really is. he should embrace it, basically, out on the campaign trail all weekend. and i think that the republicans, if they can keep focus, a 4r0689 races that democrats -- a lot of the races democrats thought they could win will be out of their reach. >> jesse: what do you think about the mid terms, greg? >> greg: i try not to think about it that much. >> jesse: it's your job. >> greg: weekend coming up, having fun. when you watch the rally, you know what trump's message is. it's really simple, you know, it's national security, crime, borders. it's law and order. it's really hard to find out what the democrats are for. you only know what they're against. him, and they're also against being out of power.

that leads you into the arena of what nancy pelosi said, particularly loathsome, that collateral damage is acceptable. we know this, we know that the end justifies the means by any means possible, they need their power. you saw with kavanaugh, his family, collateral damage. if you look at what's happening now with the caravan, the collateral damage are those people who may suffer grave injury trying to cross a river or being sexually abused. they want that spectacle, they want that. that's collateral damage. they want to raise taxes, increase regulation that, hurts businesses, collateral damage. you go back to obamacare, collateral damage, you lost your doctor, your rates went up. that was collateral damage. because the idea of government running healthcare, such a big idea, didn't matter if you lost your doctor. their message, it's not about ideas, not about progress, it's about power by any means necessary. when you have that ideology, that means collateral damage is

not just acceptable, it's practically the only thing you have, they're not democrats, they're damage-cats. >> jesse: oh, juan. you respond too that. >> juan: the shocking point is that republicans don't have a message right now. the president comes out and says the message is kavanaugh and caravan. he could have thrown in there kaepernick and kanye, just go full rapper. >> jesse: 3ks, 4ks. >> juan: he's struggling with the absence of a message. look at the advertising put on the air, everybody thought it was going to be all about tax cuts for the republicans, we delivered on the tax cut to the forgotten man. what you see is republicans are not running commercials about tax cuts because they're not having any traction with the voters. so that means you go back to red meat, you go back to the most kind of cultural war issues you can find. for trump, you know, his number one hit on the road is always

immigration, build the wall, go after 'em. and that's what he's trying to do. trying to get his base revved up for the mid terms, with these red meat issues. it's so far that the big absence is that republicans don't have a strong message. when they thought they were going to have a message. i tell you -- >> jesse: the economy. >> juan: even on the immigration issue, at the white house they're having big fights between john bolten and john keller, chief -- kelly, with the rhetoric, a spike, mean many coming and crossing. they can't figure out what the right policy would be at the kwhous. but they want to say -- at the white house. they want to say it's the democrats. trump says it's the democrats who are paying to have the caravan come, jesse. this is ridiculous, absurd, but i guess some people might be suckers out there and buy that foolishness. >> jesse: people are going down there from america to help the caravan come north. >> juan: oh, come on. >> jesse: that's in an article,

i'll show you. before we get to kennedy, i want to address the tax cuts. you don't have to say tax cuts. when he says jobs, when he says the economy, when he says gdp, that's under the umbrella of everything he's done economically. that's including getting across. >> juan: does that include drive up the deficit 17% in one year? >> dana: that is laughable, a democrat talking about the deficit. >> juan: republicans saying deficits don't water because democrats aren't in the white house. >> jesse: the u.s. is coming from the left. >> as oon independent voter and woman who doesn't fit neatly into any category or box i look at freedom-killing deficit spending and it is atrocious. from both parties. they're so similar in that regard, it really is, this is a thing that is going to hamstring generations and curtail economic mobility, which is critical for

things like hiring new employees and going out and spending money. when you talk about consumer optimism, one of the big drivers for the economy, and for the stock market, that is completely stifled when we finally get the bill for this outrageous money that we're spending on everything. and no one, paul ryan came into power as this wonky spending, you know, he was a person of neutralized spending and talked about cutting costs. and the debt is now $21 trillion. when nancy pelosi goes out, and when she is the mouthpiece for this party, when she talks about the house is going to once again rest in democrat hands, that riles up republicans more than anything, and independents, because she's not a likable person. she's not only unlikable, she's a person who doesn't have a message. you can joke that republicans don't have a message, and you may not agree with it, but something is simple, as jobs not mobs that, resonates.

people would much rather have jobs and money for their kids than run up against a wall of protesters who are going to call them names and spit on them and stop their car and vandalize nice cities. >> greg: corey booker, we skipped over it, he said canada is more american. is he aware they don't have a first amendment? he should look it up. their freedom of speech in canada is not absolute. their government can pass laws that they feel are reasonable to limit your speech. he should probably take that. >> trudeau, true dat. >> jesse: sparta kas wants to run on canada first, let him. >> juan: pelosi isn't popular with republicans, they can use her in the ads. mitch mcconnell saying if the republicans get -- retain control we're going after social security and medicare. you think that's help until for republicans? >> yes. >> jesse: don't speak ill of caravan mitch.

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>> dana: new video of the caravan of migrants streaming from guatemala to mexico before being turned away by police, president trump saying they should stop it before it reaches the united states. >> president trump: a lot of reasons that caravan, 4,000 people. but i just want to thank the mexican government, because they're stopping and hopefully before it ever gets to mexico. [applause] as you know, i'm willing to send the military to defend our southern border if necessary. all caused because of the illegal immigration onslaught brought by the democrats because they refused to acknowledge or to change the laws.

they like it. apprehending illegal immigrants trying to cross into texas today. >> we've gone deep into the brush, another group of individuals, now, you look at three guys that we came deep into this brush that, they located, and found. >> he was on "the daily briefing" saying that the border patrol told him they could apprehend about 640 illegal crossers a day. a day. >> greg: wow. thanks, griff, he does a good job since he got contacts. the mead yeas going to hate this fact. we all want the same thing, left or right, republican an or democrats, we want everybody to live good lives. humans have figured out a long time ago in order to lead good lives you have to have a process. you have to have a system. right now, the democrats, they have no process, or system, they just have a goal. when you just have a goal, it always ends badly, it has no system. human beings with common sense,

naturally reject anything that doesn't have a process. democrats always choose issues where process is portrayed as human or cold. if you yell due process, you must hate women. you are a big for wanting due process. the khashoggi thing, investigative process, they're saying there's emotional outrage, why aren't we doing something now. we have an investigative process f you look at the cart a van, we have legal immigration, it is a process. are you somehow a cold monster in all of these instances for pleading for a process. >> dana: this, kennedy, you see the pictures, from earlier today, this is not good for anybody. including the migrants themselves trying to get here. >> that's the thing that's lost in all of this. we're in the middle of the big mid-term fight. two sides entrenched, both trying to gain as much political favor and benefit out of these pictures. think about the people who are

here, and the reason they're on this train, is because they're going to get attention. they think that it increases their chances if there's one giant thing that's crossing the border, it increases their chances of making it to safety and prosperity. i look the this and i don't think this these are bad people. there is a flip side, increase in immigration, we have a horrible immigration system, a lot tends to be illegal immigration which there's economic help. when there is a dip and when we have a recession, you don't see as many people trying to come across. there are jobs to be had here. the low unemployment numbers are the biggest magnet for people, the problem is greg is absolutely right, it is all about systems. there's so much confusion, we are hearing two sides on the exact same issue, and we don't know, you hear that, you know, detention centers are full and letting everyone go. if i'm hearing that and i have kids and i want to feed my family i'll bring them up north,

there's a good chance i'll be able to get in free and clear. >> dana: looking back for the democrats when president trump offered them a pretty good deal, a little bit of wall funding for the dreamers and figuring out a way to do more on the border, wouldn't that have been a good way to avoid this problem, this humanitarian crisis? >> juan: heed a a deal with schumer but he kept upping the ante and schumer backed away. there's a lot of resi tans on the part of democrats, the idea that you would just pay off trump with the wall, which is not an effective block in terms of stopping immigration. just do it, he wants it, what did pelosi say, a manhood issue? >> dana: a lot of democrats voted for the wall funding. >> jesse: barack obama, hillary clinton, schumer himself. >> juan: great point. lots of border security is put in place, george w. bush, barack obama, they had deals, efforts at deals, with clinton, obama --

>> dana: but there's 640 crossing day, jesse. >> jesse: that's a lot we can't handle it. interesting stuff in the latest a.p. wire, which i've been following closely all day, dana. and you can see it on the tv a loft people on the video are waving honduran flags. if you are leaving a country, you don't want to be there, why are you proud and waving the flag? noisily demanding to be let in, ripping down fencing, and tugging at it. then basically, assaulting police officers. are those the type of law-abiding human beings that america should welcome? i don't think so. if you read the quotes from the a.p. about the migrants, they're not saying we're fleeing violence. they're saying no one is going to stop us, quote, we're going to the u.s., quote. and we want to go for better economic conditions. i want a construction job in l.a. if i'm in l.a. and in

construction, why do i want some guy from another country, that they can just get paid half my money and they don't have to cover health benefits for? how is this going to feel to regular -- >> juan: kennedy made the point these aren't bad people. you wouldn't to ee dnize these people. >> jesse: i'm not demonizing them n europe, you saw the people come in, now merkel says we he get that. >> juan: are you on mid-term gop talking points. if you say something significant, talk about the fact that most illegal immigrants come into the country with visas, overstay them -- >> jesse: why can't they come in on a port of entry? they aren't fleeing dangerous conditions, they just want to mick up jobs. >> juan: are you picking up on trump's talking points. the democrats, the democrats are paying for, this the democrats, the kem krats. >> jesse: i'm going to cite this. one of these guys they arrested was a u.s. citizen, and he works

with people without borders. he's awning the caravan, he lives in california. >> juan: terrible, terrible, humanitarian issues. >> jesse: no one is getting paid? >> juan: no one. >> jesse: it's right here. the source is the a.p. >> a lot of attention, and we'll continue to follow that fox news all weekend, wanting to check it out. next, rosie o'donnell renewing her feud with president trump, saying he should be removed from office forcibly. that's ahead. so a tree falls on your brand new car and totals it. and as if that wasn't bad enough, now your insurance won't replace it outright because of depreciation. if your insurance won't replace your car, what good is it? you'd be better off just taking your money and throwing it right into the harbor. i'm gonna regret that. with new car replacement, if your brand new car gets totaled, liberty mutual will pay the entire value plus depreciation. liberty mutual insurance. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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martial law until we make sure the russians weren't involved in the final tallies of the vote. >> bob mueller has indicted 13 russians. >> martial law, people say what's wrong with you. >> you want he wants to send the military to the border. >> i want to send the military to the white house to get him. [laughing] >> jeez! >> well, i don't think i can top that. sounds like good idea. >> juan: send the military to the white house, greg. >> greg: i have to defend rosie o'donnell, a first. i did not watch msnbc, i found that story on a media website. and they important trade it as though she meant it, the headline was, she says send the army into the white house. can you realize she's obviously making a joke. this happened also to you, kennedy, you made a joke yesterday, the same website did the same thing to you and said you want to do this. it was joke. what i realized, the media, now, they're becoming like the

teacher -- the kid who runs to the teacher to tell on bobby for making a joke. the entire mead yeas like that. they've become like a nation of finks and tattle tales. they're rumorless hall monitors. it's just like that, i'm looking forward to watching this to see her say something terrible. then you realize, this is just a joechblg the it's just a joke. >> you can spend 30 seconds making your case and just one comment, they extract it with no context. >> dana: lazy audience gobbles it up. >> juan: you're destroying my block! this block is supposed to be about that terrible rosie o'donnell attacking jesse's favorite guy. >> jesse: you have destroyed plenty of blocks. i'll play ball, okay.

[laughing] >> juan: go, jesse. >> jesse: she was dead serious! she's also, to be fair, talking about martial law and she was furious about that. sending in the hill military is not a stretch from talking about martial law. i just have to say, trump is blessed with the best enemies when you look at crooked, pocahontas and rosie, they pop up at the perfect times and say the dumbest things and it gets the ride all fired up. all this week. right when the time, when the left is saying weers ee not crazy, we're not a benn bunch of mobs, we respect the rule of law. you have? one like her go out there and say send the military into the white house. >> the thing is even with his convenient enemies and apparently this five agree, jesse just took that up. but this week, he's out there talking about stormy as horseface -- >> dana: that was last week. >> juan: seems like the same week.

>> dana: was it this week? i don't know. >> juan: with rosie, you never know. this brings back, you know, he attacked her, he said she looked like -- >> dana: i know, i know. so not satisfying to talk about, like, the words all the time. yes, like, for example, i don't love it, that the president said gianforte, he body slammed a reporter that, helps him in montana. i don't love. that and also gianforte apologized for it. and he was chagrinned about it, embarrassed by it, got in trouble for it, he said i'm sorry, never do it again, aapologized to the reporter. we have, great stuff happening but we have really difficult problems that we need to deal w we talked about the deficit, immigration. we should have a system, that should not be a partisan thing. to argue about something that

donald trump said about rosie o'donnell four years ago, three years ago, completely unsatisfying and unnecessary. >> juan: but i think dana is right. >> dana: thank you. >> juan: i wish we had a better level of discourse in politics. >> hillary clinton said you cannot do that until democrats win the house. and then kit be civil again. that will be so nice and fun. >> juan: all right. >> especially when she runs again in 2020. how did we not do that block? >> greg: i predicted that. she's running. slowly, i might ed, but she's running. -- i might add. >> dana: she's no kenyan, greg. >> juan: that joke about body slamming the reporter, badly timed given what is going on. >> dana: i don't disagree. but i think that -- >> greg: that tells you he doesn't care. get over it, the bad timing, he doesn't care. >> juan: he doesn't care about people being dismembered? >> dana: dismembered? he didn't dismember him.

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>> outgoing u.n. ambassador nikki haley roasting elizabeth warren at a charity dinner last night, very satisfying. >> the president called me and gave me really good advice. he said if i get stick stuck for laughs brag about his accomplishments. [laughing] it really kills at the u.n. last year you went with paul ryan, who's a boy scout. that's fine, a little boring.

[laughing] so this year you wanted to spice things up again, right? i get it. you wanted an indian woman but elizabeth warren failed her dna test. [laughing] actually when the president found out that i was indian-american he asked me if i way from the same tribe as elizabeth warren. >> a great joke on so many levels. turns out no laughing matter for democrats, according to current afarce magazine. the writer wrietses, quote, the stupid issue would dominate any contest with donald trump, it would never end. it would prevent us from actually discussing any serious issues. it would be like the g e-mail scandal all over, and warren handles it badly. i don't see how he can be a serious presidential contender. jesse, is this a winning issue for republicans, and a losing

issue for elizabeth warren, thought she was putting this baby to bed? >> jesse: republicans want elizabeth warren to run. in the huffington news, elizabeth warren proves she can't run in 2020. by the uber-liberal. unfit to lead. and the cookbook, "pow-wow chow -- calls herself a cherokee, that's her profiting. and also three of the five recipes were plagiarized from the "new york times" and better homes and gardens. plagiarized her ancestry and her recipes, slam-dunk for republicans the more she's in the spotlight. i think haley is funny, that line killed. and the liberals that can't laugh about that, bike chaffetz did a thing where he was posing

in front of a wooden native american statue at disney world. pocahontas. here's elizabeth warren. he was crucified. you guys have to take a joke, juan. >> juan: i love that joke. i love where she said the president didn't know the difference between some one coming from india and native american indian. >> that's why it's funny, worked on several levels. >> jokes are funnier when you have to explain them. >> juan: i find it so intriguing that republicans have such an intense response to elizabeth warren. i guess she must be a threat. >> but what jesse is pointing out, this is a really important moment, they're already looking way parent the mid terms rj the liberal media is attacking elizabeth warren and hillary clinton. are these titans of literacy actually mysogynists? >> juan: hmm. you mean the "new york times" for writing an editorial saying

hillary clinton pipe down? >> a big fat distraction? >> juan: she is a distraction. nobody is saying she's not a key voice for democrats, and in fact for all of americans. i think she is a critical voice. the question is, if you're talking 2020, do you really want her to run again. i don't see it. but apparently, with what we're hearing from one of her top aids, hey, she got a lot of votes. >> greg: i want to go back, joe biden should be happy right now,ca mall a harris should be happy, bernie should be 457y sending flowers to donald trump for pressuring liz to get the dna test. but we're missing the big since brought up in that article. they aren't small, she was labeled a woman of color to satisfy a college's need. once satisfied that need that hole was filled, that meant somebody else was bumped out. she actually stole the place from somebody. then after she did that, this is the killer, she sclams she was

accepted on her merits which is a way of distancing herself from the very people, from the very people who wanted to get that space. she's saying i'm taking your space, but on my merits. i mean, that's really grotesque. she is a fool. she's a very bad person for that. >> i don't know that she recovers from this. greg brings up joe biden, and kamala harris. joe biden keeps flirting with the idea of running, we talked about hillary clinton. if biden gets in and sanders gets in and warren, hillary has no choice, she's getting into -- >> dana: i was going to mention biden is doing interviews, elizabeth warren, corey booker in south carolina talking about how america isn't as good as canada. what did kamala harris do, announced a big plan for a huge middle class tax cut. talking about figuring out way to get you an immediate rebate of $500 so you can take care of

your family. >> greg: that's crumbs. crumbs. [laughing] >> dana: she's the only one who came up with a presidential strategy, also the only one who said we'll focus on the southeast, then coming back to the west coast. >> juan: can i make one point, steve ban on, amazingly, steve bannon said that hillary clinton is a lion in winter and she can take a bunch and she's trump's number one rival. >> greg: i agree. >> jesse: that's reverse psychology. >> he wants her to run, wouldn't that be great? >> rocky 2. >> more like rocky iv. >> call it predator 3. hey guys. today we're here to talk about trucks. i love trucks. what the heck is that?! whoa! what truck brand comes from the family of the most dependable, longest-lasting full-size pickups on the road? i think it's the chevy. ford.

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>> greg: you have questions, we have answers, fan mail friday. from doncat 16. what would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years, juan? >> juan: um, can i get a warm

bath? >> greg: good question. kennedy? >> did i get a head? >> greg: oh. >> they freeze your head kwg right. >> jesse: who's president. it's probably going to be some one crazy, like myly cyrus. >> greg: it could be another long line of trumps, right? baron trump's kid. >> juan: maybe they freeze the existing trump. >> greg: that would be great, we would have him forever. dane? >> dana: is fox news still number one in the ratings? >> greg: well done, somebody's getting a bonus. >> greg: hey, walt, get me my jacket. >> i don't get it. >> greg: walt disney. >> dana: what if they ryan mate lincoln? >> greg: i find him annoying. >> dana: he didn't even win the popular vote. >> greg: electoral college.

>> jesse: another commonality between trump and lincoln. >> greg: what is the thing you've been meaning to try but just haven't gotten around to, kennedy? we were talking about it in the break. >> i would be terrified to try per rooufian drugs. you would achieve enlightenment, have seminars. i would be a half-nude mumbler, and i would be so stinky they wouldn't want me in jail. >> greg: dana, what drug -- what is the thing you want to try but haven't gotten around to, skydiving? >> dana: no. i was thinking, i really, become like you, i don't try anything.

>> greg: true. i try nothing. i don't -- >> dana: last weekend i made mushroom caps, i burned myself so bad. >> greg: life is rough. >> dana: i know. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: i'll get around to writing a book pretty soon. i've been meaning to get to it. >> greg: you have a million titles with the last name "waters." >> jesse: any ideas? >> greg: i gave you one, "rising waters." >> jesse: do i owe you a royalty? >> greg: i'll write the forward. >> jesse: i don't know if i want that. >> juan: i'm pretty order but dana beat me to the punch, she said she's going on a safari next year. >> dana: i've already done that. >> jesse: multiple safaris, mushroom caps. >> greg: i would try being selfish. i have no desire to try

anything, unless you go to a country you've never been. even then, can i justing look at this, when you look at countries in pictures you imagine it great then you get there and you want to go home. >> dana: that's not true. >> spain. >> greg: nothing better than my bedroom. >> bora bora? >> greg: i'll skip this question, juan never saw the movie. if you joined the circus, what would you perform, dana? >> dana: the trapeze. >> greg: interesting. quick, how much quicker can you get. >> jesse: lion tamer. >> greg: like lion ted. >> greg: the guys on the motorcycles that go faster and faster? that is amazing. >> sadly, i'd be the bearded lady. >> juan: are you on that mexican drug again? >> unfortunately, the side effects.

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>> jesse: be sure to tune in monday, on the road to dallas, texas to talk about the mid terms and a whole lot more. don't miss it. >> all right. one more thing, you felt it, didn't you. i want you to look at this dog. look how trance fixed that dog is. that dog is just, you know, transfixed by the television. that's what he's doing. the greg gutfeld show, tomorrow night, drew pinsky, i have aca median, october 20, 10:00 p.m. now it's time for this. greg's green room adventure. i never thought it would happen to me in my lifetime. watch this. i know, i never thought it would be part of my job. >> can you hear me?

>> greg: i said that kennedy filmed me pulling terry brad sha's boots off. if my 10-year-old self could see, this he would wet his pants. i almost did and -- >> i was going to say. >> dana: are you sure you didn't? >> jesse: i can't believe terry was the first one of the grew to show up to work. he was there an hour before everyone else. who knew. waterers' world, eric trump, instead of president trump. those of you who don't know. also, you know the pitches that are going to hex kavanaugh this weekend? well, one of the witches entered watters' world, here's a sneak peek. >> there will be effigies, coffin nails, open flames, the whole about it. >> jesse: will an ef jeff kavanaugh be burned by the witches? >> yes. >> jesse: and a picture of kavanaugh will be burned. >> yes. >> jesse: i made it out alive, barely.

no hexs put on me. pit witches and watters. >> there you go. [laughing] >> juan: you know everything is bigger in texas where we're heading, two tornadoes hit hill county before a wedding last weekend. it left the outdoor venue swamped, very muddy. here's what happened when the bride started to walk down the aisle. [crowd noise] [applause] [applause] as you can see, the mud did not stop twiz and nicole stanley, he saved her wedding dress with a piggyback ride. nicole says her husband rescued her many times before, in many ways. on wedding day she said he was truly her hero.

quote, a knight in shining armor. >> greg: that's sexist, why did she need a knight to save her? >> yeah. >> what kind of name is twiz. >> dallas on monday, i'm going to be there for "the five," daily briefing, too. >> dana: don't miss it, good political debates. also these guys are going to join me. >> jesse: are we? >> greg: i'm not sure. >> kennedy? >> breakfast is a friend, wouldn't you agree? it is so important, the way to start your day. thank you for being a breakfast friend. fans of the golden girls will be delighted to hear there is now a golden girls cereal being sold for $7.99 a box, at target, flying off the shelves. if you've ever wanted dorothy, branch, and sophia and rose in your mouth at the same time, this is your lucky day. people are selling them on ebay.

funco, manufacturing the breakfast treat, said they're not making any more. if you see these at target, bet one today. >> jesse: it's like about it coin. for people who want to be fat. >> i thought golden gray hams was a thing for them. >> jesse: that's it for us, be sure to follow us on instagram and twitter. live from dallas on monday. special report up next. >> bret: thank you, jesse. this is a fox news alert, i'm bret baier. following two major stories based in other countries. with the potential of very real effects, here in the u.s. investigators in turkry questioning employees of the saudi consulate over the disappearance and presumed murder of the saudi journalist. there is new word about what might have happened to the body. and to our south, thousands of central americans are converging tonight on the border between guatemala and mexico. as their migrant