look at that as having some credibility, because since 9/11, the postal authorities have become very sophisticated in the technology they have two track all male. >> charles: commissioner, thank you very much. catch me tomorrow. it's going to be a wild day for your money. "the five" starts right now. ♪ >> dana: i'm dana perino with pam bondi, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." fox news alert. nationwide manhunt and testifies after two more suspicious packages are santa high-profile democrats, targeting joe biden and robert de niro. the fbi's urging the public to come forward with any tips that might help track down the suspected bomb maker and fox news is learning authorities

are honing in on the region of interest. trace gallagher is standing by with the latest. >> fox news is confirming that florida is a region of interest for investigators and that connects with the reporting of our corporate cousin, "the wall street journal," sang some of these packages came from florida. it's an indicator that the postal markings on these envelopes are providing key evidence. today's targets include actor-director robert de niro and former vice president joe biden. in fact, biden had two packages addressed to him and the package addressed to do nero's office delivered yesterday but not identified until early this morning. that brings to ten the number of devices intercepted and recovered. none of them exploded and there are reports that some of the pipe bombs did not have viable detonators. new york police say all the devices were treated as live and dangerous and they said this about the packages sent to new york. watch. >> as to the devices in new york

which contained a powder, the initial analysis indicates that the powder and those particular envelopes did not present a biological threat. >> all ten packages were sent in manila envelopes with six american flag stamps, typed address labels and a return address of florida congresswoman debbie wasserman schultz, whose name is misspelled. president trump immediately condemned the attacks yesterday but his critics continue to blame him for ratcheting up the inflammatory rhetoric. the geo play has -- g.o.p. has blamed democrats for inciting violence. today sarah sanders said that any of these attacks were at the hands of the president is "absolutely ridiculous," and then he continues to condemn violence in all forms. >> dana: thank you. president trump reacted to the news at his rally in wisconsin last night. >> president trump: my highest duty, as you know as president is to keep america safe.

any act or threat of political violence are an attack on our democracy itself. we want all sides to come together in peace and harmony. the media also has a responsibility to set a civil tone and stop the endless hostility and constant negative and oftentimes false attacks. >> dana: pam, can we start with you? trace gallagher's thing that we confirm they are honing in on florida as a possible place where these packages were sent from. >> pam: without details specifically to florida come as a career prosecutor, i've seen so many of these cases with suspicious packages. there is a wealth of information, dana, and the packages. you wouldn't believe. even the duct tape. i had a murder case. stamps that you used to lick.

now we have touched dna. if they touch the stamp, we can get dna off the stamp. as to the post office, we can even get the origin as to where it came. i think they are working on all that. was it well-planned? yes and no. they all went out simultaneously. however no, in that names were spelled wrong. some of the address as we know are wrong and got returned to sender. >> dana: do you think that could've been on purpose? >> pam: may be. i know that they know a lot more than we know and that's how it should be right now and i really have no doubt that they will catch this person very fast. i saw the president yesterday the white house, and he was so somber. you saw him. he was so somber. very seriously, everyone is taking this. the fbi's all over it. >> dana: greg, let's go to you you. ongoing conversation. you see the activity this morning? >> greg: i don't know what time it was. i am a few blocks from there, so

i woke up to the helicopters that were i guess above me for at least a few hours. i got up and told my wife, i go, "something's happening. it's definitely downtown." and then it went on for a couple hours. >> dana: what did you think of the conversation today that was inevitable about president trump, his tone, is saying that the media needs to watch the stone. >> greg: all these things coming or going to get finger-pointing. everyone can point fingers, depending on what group you belong to. it's hard for me to take advice from the media overheated rhetoric, because if you were to subtract the heated rhetoric of trump. let's say the caustic behavior, the jokes about sleepy eyes and lock him up. if you took it all away, you would still have speakers on campus being harassed. he would still have antifa chasing down people on streets. he would still have politicians

inciting face-to-face harassment. kathy griffin, johnny depp, madonna. they all did that stuff early on. you have mika assessing over the 25th amendment. event two years of questioning trump's sanity, calling him hitler. and you are upset about he made a joke about a body slam. doesn't work for me. >> dana: i think the left would feel differently. >> juan: i think the left feels like it's a difficult moment for all of us. it's a very divided country right now, and i think it's kind of sad that we've reached this point. i think people on the left are kind of taken aback. the president last night seemed to be more presidential and saying that we need to unify, come together. you can't attack political opponents. this morning he shifts again, as you are suggesting to greg, and says the mainstream media needs to clean up its act in terms of setting the tone. the response has been pretty clear. jeff zucker, the head of cnn, and others saying that the tone is really set by the politician,

the president. this is a president who is talked about second amendment people taking care of hillary and body slamming reporters. i can go on. everybody knows this. even in charlottesville, with fine people on both sides. i think there's a sense that his instinct is to be a combative president and that in fact as a political strategy approaching the midterms, he sees the division as firing up his base and i think a lot of people just worry that you can't -- we can't as the american people keep going down this path without respecting, dare say loving each other, as fellow americans. >> dana: last week and the nbc "wall street journal" poll, 90% of americans said we are the most divided we've ever been. we actually agree on something. the conversation we could have about rhetoric could have happened without these suspicious packages. it's basic that's true. it's been boiling up for a long time. talking about tone, juan brought up, we make fun of crooked

hillary and we say pocahontas and make fun of spartacus. >> greg: and that is just you. >> jesse: we go after people's policies and we mock them if they are being deceitful and what have you. i don't think anybody this table says this person is a nazi. this person hates other ethnic groups. i want to see this political opponent, i want to see harm done to that person. i think we are pretty responsible at this table. when steve scalise was shot, no one at this table blamed bernie sanders. bernie sanders himself never accept responsibility. pelosi never accepted responsibility when people raise questions about democratic rhetoric. greg laid it out. the list is long. people's ribs have been cracked, people up and tried to be stabbed, cars have been firebombed. anthrax and ricin have been sent around. kathy griffin, snoop dogg, hillary clinton the other day saying that we don't have to be

civil. sometimes we have to be uncivil. we never make democrats accessory to the crimes politically. what the left is doing now as they are trying to make donald trump an accessory to these attempted mail bombings and saying that you are an accessory and therefore you need to stop attacking the media and you need to stop attacking democrats before the midterm elections. i don't think he has a responsibility to do that. i agree, trump talks tough sometimes. sometimes it's too tough. a lot of times he's being tongue-in-cheek and the media has no sense of humor and they don't get it. i agree sometimes he does cross the line. when you are slamming someone in the video you're going like this and you're mocking someone getting punched, it's a little different than when the media calls you a mentally ill nazi that needs to be taken out or fetishize is your son being raped. i agree everyone has to come together but both sides need to look in the mirror, especially the media. >> dana: president trump has big plans to seal the midterms

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♪ >> pam: president trump is going all in for republicans. the home stretch of the midterms. he is planning on hitting the campaign trail for at least ten moralities in the last six days before the election. trump 's grand finale, the president reminding voters what this election is all about. >> this will be the election of the caravans, kavanaugh, law & order, tax cuts and common sense. >> pam: because he is holding these rallies, i saw them yesterday and he was very somber at the ceremony on opioids and then he's going nonstop. >> dana: two a day. >> pam: he is working so hard. will his laser-like focus make a difference in the midterms? >> dana: it's a strategy that worked in 2016. flood the zone. a lot of sports metaphors? do you like it? >> greg: i don't like this kind of dana.

bring back the dog dana. >> dana: it's really close out there. one moment you could say wow, the republicans can hold on and then you think well, maybe not. there is so much enthusiasm. there hasn't been this much enthusiasm since 1966. what was happening in the 1960s that? the company country was havingg debate about the war in vietnam. greg pointed out, in 2015, this national civics lesson and everyone is engaged. the real clear average, real clear politics average generic ballot plus 7 for democrats. republicans think it allows them to keep in range. the 2006 when the republicans lost majority, the generic ballot was plus 11 for democrats. there's no doubt republicans are getting crushed by retirements. 44 this year. i would point out, given at this

rate of how close is going to be in the house, even if the democrats take over, take a watch. i don't think pelosi can become speaker. there is too many democrats were pledged already not to vote for her if they win. we could have some really big sort of leadership vacuums coming up because speaker ryan is leaving. there's going to be a fight on the republican side. if you think it's going to be over on november 6, it's going to keep going either way. over time. >> pam: juan, will they be able to get it over the goalpost? this blue way we keep hearing about, i think it's turning into like a little pond that starting to dry up. what do you feel? >> juan: it sounds like, you look at the numbers it's definitely possible now that republicans, as dana was saying, remain within range. i don't know that you would say it's the case that you think republicans now will retain, but it's just not as large, pam, as people were previously saying.

i think there's a lot of sense among people but the dynamic is shifted since kavanaugh drove up the enthusiasm on the republican side, but i must remind you that the democratic enthusiasm is extremely high. it came up to match it. the key thing here i think in terms of talking about president trump's attitude is that this is a referendum on president trump. it's hard to get away from it. what we see in the poll numbers of people saying they are voting to oppose trump. they want a check on trump or they are burning to support trump. the people voting to check out number the people supporting. if you look at where trump is going, several stories today indicate he's going to places, not swing districts outside the big cities where the house is going to be determined but oftentimes going to rural areas in states where his bases located. that has some republicans, one thing i heard today, republican

saying trump is already focused on "20/20", and this is really -- the midterms are about trump and of course 2020 will be about trump. >> pam: they are getting away from the caravans. they are radio silent on the caravans and they are moving onto health care. do you think that will be enough to help them? >> jesse: no, i think they need a little help. 7 and the generic congressional ballot is not going to cut it. trump is a closer. he closed on cruz. he closed on crooked. he rises to these occasions. the state of the union or foreign trips or debates, the difference this time is his name is technically not on the ballo ballot. obama had big coattails in the generals and the kind of swept them in. in the midterms, he got shellacked. this is going to be a test of trump's clinical capital. if he can face these historic headwinds because his party usually loses in a situation like this, but despite the historical headwinds he has a

lot going for him. hot economy, fired of bays, and the caravan is playing right into his hands. the october surprise we thought was going to be mueller and mueller has said it's probably going to come after november. now this mail bombing scenario is the october surprise, and that could go either way. i know speaker pelosi, if she does become speaker, you are talking trump tax returns, impeaching kavanaugh, and they are going to reopen the trump-russia investigation. it's going to be scary. >> pam: do you agree greg, that's not going to help pelosi? >> greg: i wasn't listening, pam. why do you do this to me. >> pam: i don't think it's going to be helpful. what about you. >> greg: trump is not competing against democrats. he is competing against the news. when there's a space, he can fill it with trump stuff. the democrats, their messages working for them, which is we are not that guy.

that's all i've got. i believe competition helps. i would like to see a good democratic party. that would help create, improve a republican party and trump. i have the message. 2020 but i don't know if i should share it. i believe they have to stress unity because they have to liberalize trump's message. his message was make america great again, it was about one country, patriotism. if the democrats could reshape it, because it created so many rifts between gender, race, sexuality, sports fans, entertainment choices, wherever there are liberals, there is division. what they could do, the idea of america as a family, right? all different kinds of families. families could be any kind of family, but we are all in this together. that would be basically taking trump's vision and moving it a step further. if they actually believed in that, they would do two things. separate themselves from

identity politics which people are tired of and two, they have a winning message. >> juan: i am so struck because i have such a different view. >> pam: sorry, juan. it's going to have to wait. president trump ordering hundreds of troops to the southern border is the caravan pushes north. that's next. geico could help you save on renters' insurance! man 1: (behind wall) yep, geico helped me with renters insurance, too! um... the walls seem a bit thin... man 2: (behind wall) they are! and craig practices the accordion every night! says the guy who sings karaoke by himself. i'm a very shy singer. you're tone deaf! ehh... should we move on to the next one? it's a great building! you'll love it here! we have mixers every thursday. geico®. it's easy to switch and save on homeowners and renters insurance.

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of the democrat laws and activist democrat judges that do whatever they want. and that prevent us from returning illegal aliens back home to central america and other parts of the world. >> juan: wow. let's start with greg. here he is, we've been talking about, can you tone it down a little bit, given what's going on with the bombings and everything. here he is saying the democrats are encouraging the caravan. previously some were saying george soros might be paying them. democrats are encouraging them. activist judges. is it fair? >> greg: i think it is fair when any time a person brings up kind of a logical argument about the consequences of waiving the caravan through, they are called bigots or xenophobic or racist. that way, by scaring people and not actually saying the logical consequences, i do think that helps. the troops are telling you something very clear. this is not happening.

the caravan is destined to fail. these feeding this spectacle with cameras and emotional testimony, they are not helping anybody. if you think you care, but you are actually driving the caravan that's expanding and multiplying because essentially you are saying keep going. keep going. they are going to meet an army. it's not going to happen. for the democrats, this is what happens when your ideas are brought to a logical conclusion, complete with visual. >> juan: dana, the fact that there's still more than a thousand miles away, we already have 2100 troops on the border. trump is talking about sending 800 more. >> dana: wants to send troops to the border not just to deal with the caravan but the fact that regardless of the caravan, last week we were told by the commission for the border patrol, 640 illegal crossings attempted a day. it's not just for the caravan which is 1,000 miles away. it's for this push that keeps coming.

politically, if you look at senator donnelly and senator mccaskill, red state democrats, in states where president trump won by plus 20, this is not the issue they want to deal with. conventional wisdom in washington, d.c., would tell you it's not good if you are a democrat to bring up immigration and be tough on the border. what's happening is, in the southwest, dean heller, the most vulnerable senate republican, he is plus 6 in a reuters poll. make sally starting to pull away in arizona. the democrats, talking about a blue wave, the house may be one thing but it looks like this tonight is increasingly out of reach. kavanaugh, the economy, trump campaigning for them but you can't discount the fact that immigration is still an issue people want to vote on. >> juan: i think republicans want to vote on it. >> dana: in some states. health care is still the number one issue. >> juan: . democrats and independents, health care is number one issue. for some republicans, immigration. looks like the president is pushing a culture war, fear type

issue and under to stir his base. >> jesse: juan, you have been repeating that same argument for a month. it doesn't make it right. i don't think anything he's doing is stoking the culture war. it saying we have a country with borders that need to be protected against people that think they have a right to just come across willy-nilly. i have a press release from the people that are running the show. people without borders. this is not a local group. this is a third-party group. they are demanding respect for "the international right to migrate." anybody anywhere can walk across the border of any country and they have a right to do it. think about that. as dana knows, the treaty of westphalia established the concept of native states. we saw what happened in europe. the syrian refugees flew across to the e.u. and it caused absolute chaos. even now angela merkel is regretting that. people are building walls. you have brexit.

it backfired big-time. george w. bush sent national guard to the border. barack obama sent 1200 national guard to the border. >> juan: wait a second grade i thought you said the democrats want open borders. >> jesse: it was causing such political problems that he had to deal with people coming across with children. that was when he was also separating children from their families. >> juan: pam, let me turn to you. today's reporting is about how in fact the caravan looks to be giving because people are suffering heat exhaustion, dehydration and they are still walking. >> pam: i hope the mothers with the babies that you see, there aren't that many of them come up thank goodness could have turned around and gone back. somebody is feeding them a line if they think they are getting into our country because they are not. i hope they have gone home. from a prosecutor's point of view, the last case i was working on before i ran for attorney general, the last case with a car carrier from the hobo coming into our country and in the pipes that carried the car

-- resistant to dog sniffing. stuffed full of kilos of cat kane. from mexico and we stopped in florida. that's why we have to protect our borders. >> dana: he has a right to migrate. >> greg: i do. >> juan: when i can't stand is the phony stuff online that seems to me make the caravan out to be an army of -- approaching. i don't think that's real. >> greg: i think the visuals tell the story. >> jesse: the ap called it a rig day army of the poor. that was the ap. >> juan: "the poor" is the operative word there. >> jesse: i'm going to go ragtag army. brown university taking on so-called toxic masculinity with a new course, and we have the man to give you the details right here on "the five" straight ahead.

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♪ >> greg: mates the phrase you hear these days from dopes pretending to be smart. toxic masculinity. masculinity is poison. forget the great achievements that took great risk on the part of men and even resulted in their deaths. no, man are violent animals. brown university offers a course aimed at unlearning toxic masculinity. we used to call it basket weaving 101. if you are willing to give brown 50 grand for this, you need to unlearn common sense too. it makes no sense. if men are so toxic, why would you want them detoxing on your campus. unlearning toxic masculinity will soon be replacing western civics. there's no question men are more aggressive than women in scienc science. unruly cads, that's what dads and moms used to do before we

decided they suck and men live shorter lives. just look at me. mainly because of the risks taken to attract and protect the people we love. if you believe this is about appreciating men while terming away the rough parts, you get yourself. this is pure class hatred based on stereotypes meant to demean a group of people. it's the branding of a gender by angry, bitter radicals. it's also sexist. if you don't believe me, just create your own class for brown and call it unlearning toxic femininity. how long do you think that will last? then again, maybe it's in the works already, designed to focus on those horrible toxic stay-at-home moms who voted for trump. all right, dana, let's say you are at brown, which i believe the university. would you date a guy who is taking -- >> dana: never. not even a question. you know, we do these stories. remember dating tips? gutfeld's dating tips. nowhere on any dating tip should you be taking this class.

nowhere. i think a better test would be for men from brown to have to go work on a ranch. >> greg: yes, exactly. >> dana: for a month. >> greg: i am saying that as someone who couldn't work on a ranch. >> dana: they would take you. they would love to have you come visit. >> greg: it would end badly. juan, are you filled with toxic masculinity? >> juan: i think i could use the class. seems to me you that males need to be dominant in the way that we look at sex and the interaction, things have puzzled me throughout my life. >> jesse: explained that, juan. >> juan: i will tell you, jesse. you are a guy too. the o.j. simpson case, i could never understand why a woman would go back to a guy that was beating her. it's puzzling to me. then i heard from other people, it's not unusual. that's nuts. my niece or prosecutor in d.c.

and she tells me people come from some countries and they will say that's the way men act. men hate women. what? where's that from? >> jesse: i don't know if o.j. is what they mean when they say toxic masculinity. >> juan: i think it is. >> dana: i think you should go surveyed the class, jesse. >> jesse: i have a long history at brown. when i was there shooting "watters' world," a guy with a skirt heckled me. it's because i'm so toxic. i agree with dana. i've been under the assumption that women are attracted to men who are manly. they make a lot of money. they work with their hands and sweep you off your feet, they hold the door for you. take care of you and act tough. don't cry. never show their feelings. >> dana: okay, yeah. that's not exactly -- [laughter] >> juan: dana, speak up. >> dana: i'm going to let pam speak for me. >> greg: pam, this feels like a reeducation camp for the evil

male to me. >> pam: as at grad school, can you imagine looking at transcripts saying "unleashing toxic masculinity." what grade did you get? if you didn't get a a, you're in big trouble. this needs to be learned much younger in the home. if you are in college and you still have these issues. >> greg: by the way, the issues are they just don't like men. >> dana: at brown, don't you think guys sign up for this class thinking they are going to get a date? >> jesse: yes! >> dana: they might get a date. >> greg: do you want to date a woman interested in taking toxic masculinity. >> dana: women at brown probably want them to take that class and they can talk about it. i don't think it will last. >> greg: the new thing is to call it toxic. if you said this about women, you are -- your toxic femininity, you probably be fired. >> dana: you should write that

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♪ fastest seven. first up, chewing gum etiquette. >> does anyone know what vice president bush called this in 1980? anyone? >> jesse: a dispute over a noisy pack of gum led to a brawl at a classical music concert in sweden. one concertgoer thought the lady next to him was being too loud with their gum and tossed it across the room, prompting her to slap him across the face. this seems like something you would get involved in, greg. >> dana: sorry. three days ago, this almost happened to me today. i had to go to the eye doctor. everyone to go to the eye docto doctor. i was getting tito take upstairs and this woman next to me had

her headphones and if she had a bag and she was eating a croissant. she was taking little bites and crinkling the paper the entire time. she couldn't hear it. i thought of this woman who was chewing her gum at the concert. you can't do that. >> jesse: i want the audience to know that when my phone dings dings, dana shoots daggers at m me. >> dana: peter and i haven't gone to the movies in years because of this. >> greg: heated rhetoric is nothing compared to proximity. it's the proximity of an annoyance. if somebody told you you could punch somebody in the face with no consequence for someone 300 miles away for crinkling a bag, you go why? if it was someone on the subway. >> dana: if someone told you to turn your headphones down on a plane. >> greg: proximity creates all hostility. that's how wars happen.

>> juan: , i read the story. she was opening a brand-new package of gum. >> dana: crinkling and they are at a concert. >> juan: yeah, i would tolerate it because i think you're at a concert, its music. but i would tolerate someone opening a lifesavers or something but a whole package and making a big deal out of it, come on. >> jesse: drink champagne or something, not chew gum. >> pam: the gum worth fighting for. >> jesse: next up, the new bizarre winter fashion trend. nose warmers. a british company getting a lot of attention fry eyeliner products that keep your nose toasty. would you wear one of these things? i might wear one but probably not with the leopard-print.

>> dana: look, i can see where they are going. but i think it's better to have the whole face mask thing. >> jesse: looks like rudolph. >> dana: when your nose is cold, like mine is right now because it's freezing in the studio, i could see why you would want it. >> greg: it's a prank. they are wearing a thong. by the way, i have a nose warmer. it's called my finger. i believe this is for coke heads. that's what it's for. >> jesse: the brits do love the coke. i'm not going to bring it up. [laughter] all right, juan. >> juan: you know the problem here is if you were an eskimo, how would they kissed? >> dana: that is the problem. >> jesse: brilliant analogy to

politics. >> juan: doesn't it look like a bra? >> jesse: u.n. gutfeld. get your mind out of the gutter. >> dana: pam doesn't know what we are talking about. it's never that cold in florida. >> pam: pumpkin spice, medium-size, sunscreen. >> jesse: finally with halloween less than a week away, fivethirtyeight.com using its prowess to come up with the ultimate halloween candy power ranking. the overall winners, reese's peanut butter cups. twix, kit kat. the number one candy in america. >> dana: 100%. the brits also like reese's peanut butter cups. >> greg: they snored them.

they have them with their cocaine. >> juan: everyone agreed that reese's peanut butter cups are number one? what about snickers? >> jesse: they are up there. >> greg: did you ever have someone in your neighborhood, trick-or-treat, they didn't have candy and they would give you spiritual change. i thought it was weird and then i realized i am that person. i don't have kids so i spaced on halloween and then the doorbell rings and there's the short creatures screaming at you. >> dana: wait, why did you come out of the basement? >> greg: i give them campbell's soup, socks, anything around the house. >> jesse: i am the kind of guy who gives jumbo size. i'm really good. >> greg: what is your address? >> jesse: maxine is going to come over and yell at me if you tell them. >> juan: if they said the worst candy.

it turns out, to give a kid circus peanuts. i was surprised at number two, candy corn. >> dana: i like candy corn. >> juan: mary jane's. when i was a kid, those things get stuck in your teeth. i was disappointed to the rules -- tootsie rolls were on the list. >> greg: what about sugar daddies. >> dana: i like sugar daddies. >> jesse: you ruined the segment. what do we think about twix? >> greg: the small ones are disappointing. you need a big one. >> dana: i also like a kit kat kat. >> jesse: "one more thing" is up next. you're headed down the highway when the guy in front slams on his brakes out of nowhere. you do, too, but not in time. hey, no big deal.

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♪ >> dana: time now for one more thing. jesse. >> jesse: back from texas, we had a barbecue, we left at, but creating a little bit of a controversy. who has the best barbecue in america? a lot of competition out there, so my buddy brian parker, sports agent to the stars sent us some ribs from the rendezvous in memphis, tennessee. and this place has been so good, greg gutfeld finish the entire plate in the break before. it is gone.

he probably had seven of them. it serves a lot of stars, justin timberlake has been there, the rolling stones, george w. bush. prince william and harry, and now greg gutfeld, another star loves the ribs, thank you guys very much! >> dana: that's so nice, go ahead, juan. >> juan: love knows of no language, look at this group wishing their deaf custodian a very happy birthday. ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday to you speak to the employee was overcome with emotion, been at the school for over 20 years, ad sometimes he makes friends by offering them tips on how to use sign language. assistant principal katie crabtree said that students have a tough time understanding anthony, but he is possibly the most popular person in the whole school because of his special nonverbal relationship really takes the kids to a different level in their lives.

what a wonderful story. >> dana: that is so great. >> greg: that is a great job to have if you are a death custodian, you don't have to listen to the kids. >> dana: do you know how smart dogs are? check out this pup, she pretends to be a straight and she goes to the local mcdonald's and asks customers to give her burgers, her name is princess, so she was caught and macdonalds who claim that the devious dog sneaks out at night to one or near mcdonald's waiting for customers to pass her scraps while they are in the drive-through lane, and she captured a video by the video captured approaching a car, and that driver passes her some food, then to the next car, but it is her owner, so she goes to the car behind her because she know she will not get any food. so they put a statement on facebook, please do not feed them mischievous dog, she is not a stray. they want to keep her around. dogs are pretty smart. would you arrest her?

>> pam: of course not. >> dana: okay, greg, you are next. >> greg: this is a new thing. "god felt was right." i was writing some things in my office, because i have a office. i have a lovely staff, some of them will be gone tomorrow, but i mentioned it, i know, it is a pronoun, obviously, and the other guy goes, no, it is an article. so now i have to change the stuff, and somebody comes by and he says, no, i looked it up, your is a pronoun, not an article, so gutfeld was right. i predicted this segment would be a popular segment. >> jesse: you criticize your staff over grammar? >> greg: yes, how dare they question the host, luigi, you might as well get your things, pack it up in one of those boxes that they call a bankers box with the little lamp, put your

books, get the hell out of here. >> jesse: we do not care how you spell. >> dana: grammar is not an issue. >> jesse: my mom is going to kill me now. >> pam: in the world that we live, this is so great. wilson middle school in tampa, florida, my hometown, and i was at this game, but i missed the final shot redneck, he has had down syndrome any place on the basketball team. and principal faucet and the coach have embraced along with the team this incredible young man, and i think that nick is watching now. and they put him in and let's watch this video. nick is number 9 in the blue jersey. [crowd chanting "let's go nick"] [cheers and applause] >> dana: and they won? >> pam: they were winning, but they played their biggest rival and everybody stood and let nick

shoot to the shot of the game. isn't that great? people are good. >> greg: some people, not all people. >> jesse: not luigi. >> dana: make sure that you know the difference between you're and your. this guy knows all of the grammar, "special report" is up next. >> bret: tell luigi we are hiring in washington. the president is the focus of the blame game and pushes back. the u.s. sends hundreds more troops to the southern border. one migrant caravan marches north wearing other forms, and this is the year of the woman. in the midterm elections. all across the country, this is "special report"! ♪ good evening, welcome to washington, i am bret baier, the fbi says three more male bombs have been intercepted. the two