taco progress on the other. it could be something to look for in futures trading. might help futures trading and stock trading tomorrow on the belief that cooler heads will prevail and solve problems not only on the military and the security front but on the trade front. you can almost bet they get progress on either or both, stocks or in people feel better. "the five" is now. >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with dagen mcdowell, juan williams, jesse -- jesse watters and dana perino. a mass shooting, this time in thousand oaks, california, 12 dead including a police officer, ron helus, who gave his life for others. here are his fellow officers paying respect to their fallen brother on the 101.

there is no shortage of ideas when it comes to preventing such horror. the problem is the loudest voices only offered two choices. it's either you want more gun control or you want to arm everyone. we need to escape this prison of two ideas. here's how. we need a system that works. we once had a process for dealing with people who had a known mental illness but the process is now paralyzed by fear. people don't want to be pegged as violating someone else's rights. today psychiatric hospitals house less than one-tenth of the people they did in the 1950s. yet our population has doubled. if we can house them, then at least take them to theyhooter t. that's what we call a red flag. two, we need an industry focused on hardening soft targets. a shooter's body count is

limited by the time it takes for a second weapon to arrive. enhanced security can only reduce that time. three, finally the media must limit the persuasive power of its coverage. studies of suicides verify the cap capi -- criminal homicide has a payoff, it's often revenge or profit. this is the only terror that exists as an end in itself. we can stop it but to do that, we need to open ourselves up to uncomfortable ideas, ones that take us out of our rigid ideas. dana, you see reoccurring red flags in these cases that are kind of infuriating but you know it's hard to find a needle in a haystack. when the mother is terrified, when the person has been visited by experts because of psychiatric problems, you got to ask yourself how could this

happen. >> dana: the synagogue shooting, that shooter was a radicalized anti-semite, evil person. was he mentally ill as well? i don't know. for this individual, deputies were called to the house because the mother was worried. the deputy say i think we should call in, following procedure, the psychiatrist to come in and do an evaluation. they come, they do the evaluation to the best of their ability and they say our professional opinion is that he's not a harm to himself or to others at this time. >> greg: right. >> dana: there is human error that's going to be involved in this and we also have the issue of liberty in this country. how do we figure out how to deal with this? you are exactly right. this is the thorny problem. we don't seem to ever actually get past talking about it being a thorny problem.

>> greg: jesse, it's the okay, if people say we need to do something about guns, then people say no, more gun control. if you say i think we need more self-defense, they say you just want to arm everyone with guns. there's a place somewhere in the middle that could solve this problem. >> jesse: mr. pollock in parkland, he tweeted along the lines that you've been talking about, don't rush to take everyone's guns away. you have to look at mental health. you have to look at security and have to look at soft targets, because california is probably one of the strictest gun control states out there. the city, third safest city in california. if this could happen there, it could happen anywhere. if you think about what dana was saying, if you have multiple police contacts at the house, neighbors and are concerned, law enforcement concerned that he was terrorizing his mother, terrorizing himself. possibly harming himself, one neighbor says, thoughts of ptsd involved. if you go and send the schedule mental health professional in

the mental health professional checks the box, it's similar to what happened in the parkland shooter. this guy, he's off the charts insane and they give him a clean bill of health. these mental health professionals, i'm not blaming them but they have to address the modalities they are going through when they see is this person a threat? they are letting off a lot of people that then go out and shoot people. we have this guy, he was a machine gunner in afghanistan. he saw some nasty stuff. probably has done some nasty stuff. maybe you get a guy like this, if he's really seen a lot of action, and he's already a loner. we knew that. divorce, living with his mom, not a great matrix. maybe there's a mandatory mental health evaluation that you have to do at the va every single year if you have a profile like this. you go in, they check you out, they address your mental capacities, and then maybe they can sign off on something. right now there's too many people slipping through the

cracks. >> dana: i think the veterans community is concerned about taking people that ptsd with violence like this, for good reason. we don't know the exact length. there could be mental health problems from before. also there's already a stigma enough if you have ptsd in terms of getting treatment. it's not something we shouldn't talk about. >> jesse: maybe you don't take his gun away. maybe you put them in some sort of program or he can talk about these issues may beget medicated or anything they could help solve the problem. >> dagen: can i point out, to your point, jesse, the gun laws in california are the strictest. there are laws on the books of california for this man's family and any person's to deal with this and get a gun or guns out of the hands of someone who's a threat to themselves or other people. there are multiple ways to do that in the state of california.

one, if a person is taken into custody, evaluated by mental health professionals, and admitted to accounting mental health facility because that person was found to be a danger to themselves or others, it's generally prohibited from possessing or acquiring firearms for five years in california. then the state of california was the first introduced gun violence restraining orders four years ago to give a legal path of family members and even law enforcement officers to get a gun out of somebody's hands. this has been the case with potential suicide or violence to others, but there are mechanisms in place that in this case were not used. >> greg: i had no idea that was already in place. >> juan: i want to pick up on the top of your monologue which was that we get locked in a box in terms of conversation that we have in this country, because i thought that was so important for people either say no gun control or gun control. i want to also point out, as dana said, this man had been interviewed by health care

professionals and found not to be a threat to himself or others. it's not the case that there hadn't been attention. and i would also say i think it's very important to say people who have mental illness are not of a rater proclivity to commit gun violence. there is no evidence between gun violence and mental illness in this country. timmy was important is we acknowledge we have too many guns. it makes for a problem not only for gun violence or suicide, the other thing i think is really important is there are points where we can agree as americans. i wish we would get to that. it's overwhelming. if you ask americans about background checks, universal background checks, americans say asked, including gun owners, nra members that yes, that's a great idea. let's do it. let's have a waiting period for people to get guns. >> greg: he got this gun

legally. i'm sure there was a background check. >> juan: in this case, i'm sure there was. but as dana said, he was interviewed by mental health officials who didn't have enough evidence minimized as a put this guy away or deny him access. that's another thing that if someone is found to be abusive of their spouse or mom in this case, they should not be allowed to have a gun. universal background checks, assault weapons, and it seems to me that you have to have a sense that how many guns can any one person having the country? >> greg: i don't know. >> dana: it only takes one. >> dagen: i wanted to say families in that state and many other states, increasing number including florida, after the parkland shooting earlier this year, if you have an individual and your family who has a gun or guns and there's a path legally to get that gun out of their hands if you think they are a violent threat. >> greg: right, okay. we have to remember every day the dangers that the police

indoor, this is what they do for a living. they rush towards the bullet. >> dana: he saved a lot of other people. >> jesse: sergeant ron helus. >> greg: switching gears, the midterms. leftists comedian chelsea handler attacks white women for not voting for democrats. e? try citrucel. it gently relieves occasional constipation by absorbing water to make stools easier to pass, without causing excess gas or bloating. help relieve occasional constipation with citrucel.

♪ >> jesse: the left coming up with a long list of outrageous excuses for why there wasn't a massive blue wave in the midterms. anti-trump comedian chelsea handler trashing white women for not voting for democratic candidates candidate beto o'rourke, tweeting "59% of white women voted for ted cruz. i don't know what it is going to take for us to be sisters to other women, but we have to do better than this. we need to vote for the best interests of others and stop thinking only about ourselves." liberal joy behar get schooled after complaining about democrats winning the popular vote but still losing in key senate races. >> democrats won the popular vote last night by 8 million votes. they lose --

[applause] but they lose u.s. senate races in red areas. >> gerrymandering. >> the districts are gerrymandered but the states are part of the constitution. >> jesse: can we play it again? that was fun. democrats won the house. they should be very excited. >> dana: the thing is also the democrats, there's a lot for them to be happy about. this is their rebuilding year. >> jesse: this is my rebuilding year too. >> greg: is going to be more than a year. >> jesse: just like last year. >> dana: it wasn't the white women that was the problem. it was the candidate. you can't run far left progressive and a conservative state and expect to come out victorious. he didn't try to moderate on any issues. yes, he won those cities, if you look at houston, san antonio, austin, dallas. many of the suburbs. but the rest of the state come he didn't even try. i know he visited every county. if you look, the same thing is

happening in georgia. you run a progressive in a state that you're not going to be able to get all the way there. if they would have run a moderate democrat, they might have beat ted cruz. they proved he was beatable but not by this candidate. women is not the problem. the candidate is the problem in his issue areas. >> jesse: candidate quality, that's what dana always says. >> greg: imagine an nfl quarterback after a loss saying "but i threw more yards." doesn't help that way. about the women, i think number one, chelsea handler should not be called a comedian anymore. she is a tragedy. this is how identity politics implodes. if you don't conform to the group your income, they kind of take away her identity card. she is basically saying i am woman, hear me roar, unless you are republican, then shut up. this is some interesting facts from the journal of political economy.

>> jesse: that's where my copy went. >> greg: women's voting habits had to change. women are way more liberal than men at the start. marriage cuts the gap in half. when you have kids, the remaining difference disappears. then you are just like your husband. but if you get a divorce, the woman actually ends up more liberal than before. isn't that amazing? >> jesse: so you are saying women change their mind a lot. [laughter] sleep work breaking news. i think being exposed to different opinions and then having things happen, you get divorced, you get angry. >> dana: remember when the obama administration, the government is going to be there for you. >> jesse: i guess that we know that the women's vote is up for grabs every election. >> dagen: in terms of the candidate, didn't these ladies

learn anything from hillary clinton? when madeline albright said there is a special place and that no amount of lecturing and shrieking is going to convince a woman, don't tell us what to do. >> dana: liberal women from the northeast and california are pouring money into beto o'rourke's campaign. you can't import voters. people in new york and california, they don't get to vote in texas unless they move there. >> jesse: what's he going to do with all that money? does he get to keep it? >> dana: i think they spent a lot of it but i believe he can roll it into come if he runs for another federal office. >> dagen: that happen the moment -- >> jesse: 2020, everybody. >> dagen: that happened when the race was announced, they wanted beto o'rourke and andrew gillum. chelsea handler review more effective screaming into the belly of a porta-john. [laughter] >> juan: the first thing to

say is gerrymandering does make a difference. clearly if we talked about how democrats had to defend more seeds in the senate this time around that they had a higher point to climb to an ogre to have success. in terms of the congressional races, gerrymandering does make a difference. that's why it's important in terms of the governors races. >> dana: but that's not what she was saying. >> juan: she got confused. i'm saying in fact she's right when she says gerrymandering made a difference. >> dana: in the house. >> juan: the second point, with regard to white women, white women did very well by democrats, especially suburban white women this time around. democrats wouldn't have won the house without white women. here's the thing, i think lots of people are upset about two states in particular, georgia and florida. you had two black candidates running. i think there, the fear is that the white women did not support

black candidates and that they were upset -- >> dana: why is it the person? why can't you be the issues? they are for medicare for all. i'm not for that. so my then being racist because i don't want to vote for medicare for all. >> dagen: medicare for all and florida, if any senior paid attention. if they voted on the issue, they wouldn't vote for somebody in favor of medicare for all. >> juan: most american supported. >> dagen: they don't understand it. >> juan: most americans want more of our people in the past called obamacare actually the affordable care act. people want the government involved in preventing them from going bankrupt if there's a catastrophic illness. >> jesse: i don't know how much it has to do with race. a lot of white women voted for barack obama in florida twice. i'm not so sure about that. coming up, a radical left-wing

mob targeting our own tucker carlson. michael moore says the current crop of democrats don't stand a chance against trump in 2020. that's next on "the five" ." alexa, play weekend mix. the new lincoln mkc. connecting the world inside, with the world outside. so you can move through both a little easier.

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♪ >> juan: with the midterms behind us, the spotlight shifts to 2020. liberal filmmaker michael moore predicts a current group of potential democratic contenders will not be able to defeat president trump. >> come up with a name. >> kamala harris. >> no. love her. no. >> why not? >> not going to happen. cory, love him. no. no. we cannot run a politician against him. we will lose. we have to run a beloved american. we have -- obama can became the

the night of the convention and he was beloved from then on. we need to run somebody, it's got to be like a michelle obama or sully sullenberger. >> juan: democrats to take control of the house, former speaker newt gingrich warning about what can happen if they only focus on investigating president trump. >> if all you do is end up in investigations which unfortunately we did it '9898, t hurts too, because the country wants to see things work. the country doesn't want house democrats spending all day every day in the investigations and in open warfare against the president. >> juan: jesse, i think what michael morrison, you you need someone with a large celebrity quotient. what do you think? >> jesse: i agree with nickel more. i can't believe i'm saying that. he does have good political instincts. he predicted the rise of trump. i would not nominate left-wing senators from the coast. they have no charisma nationally. they have no fund-raising apparatus, no policy traps. they are not likable people.

donald trump, what he does with opponents is he makes them look weak. because he is number one, hilarious and number two, he is so outside the box with a sharp tongue and attacks, his opponents get offended very easily. they are always getting offende offended. it looks lame and pathetic and weak. what they need to do, and i kind of agree with moore, they need to nominate someone like alec baldwin and here's why. handsome, hollywood guy and he doesn't care about anything. he will hit trump back twice as hard and he has the ability to laugh trump off. what a lot of people don't understand about trump, you kind of have to blow him off and laugh him off. you don't have to get in the dirt. laugh him off or hit them right between the eyes again. he's the only one authentic enough to punch back because he literally does punch back. he's also a little bit serious.

he likes policy and loves the country. i am saying alec for president president 2020. >> dagen: you just gave them a playbook. >> juan: i never thought of alec baldwin is all that handsome, but jesse assures me. what about joe biden? >> dagen: no, joe biden has problems if you talk to democratic fund-raisers, problems with raising money. he was exploring potentially taking on hillary clinton for the nomination. he met with some donors and he has trouble and how many times has he run for the presidency anyway? how many shots as joe biden going to get? what's going happen as they are going to be three dozen people on the debate stage all trying to out-left the next one and they are going to push each other so far to the left it's going to make it really hard for whoever wins the democratic nomination to run against trump. it's not going to be medicare

for all. it's going to be what we want the government running the hospitals and paying our doctors and that's not going to fly with the american people. >> dana: i think michael moore is trying to give them really good advice and they will not take it. he knows that the rust belt paf the country very well. trump won those states by a slim margin. michigan, wisconsin, pennsylvania. he has to figure out how to do that again or he's got to find electoral college votes elsewhere. he's not really expanding his appeal. he has his face and his republican party locked down michael moore is saying we have to find someone who can appeal e rust belt. he's not saying that you need a moderate. i understand what he's saying, you need someone who was beloved, a figure, of person everyone knows, a hero to the democratic party. i think is also saying don't go too far left.

gingrich is giving them very good advice and he is saying take it for me. i screwed up. we screwed up and we did too many investigations and it hurt us going forward. >> juan: biden, the democrats right now, that's their number-one pick. >> dana: i think if i were biden's people, i wouldn't want to be considered the number-one pick right now. you want to be the number-one pick in 18 months. >> juan: 30 something percent. >> dana: you don't want to be the one at the top and they are taking swings at you. >> juan: michael moore mentioned michelle obama, sully sullenberger. he didn't mention oprah. what about michael avenatti? >> greg: the litigating lollipop. he has fire and fury but no resume and he will be in jail soon. you know what moore was waiting for? the chorus of them to say you. please run. please run or at least waddle.

you are describing yourself. and he is. the antithesis of trump really is michael moore. boisterous. does look a little like large marge from pee-wee's. he knows how to get the base going with his movies. the dems will have an advantage with the media because this next 2020, it's going to be about good versus evil. the battle against evil monster trump, so who they ever get, it's going to be gondi versus hitler. the media is going to get behind that person and that's going to be way easy to go up against trump. >> dagen: i am looking forward to watching these democratic candidates through shaded each other. hillary clinton accused bernie sanders of being a sexist because she talks loudly and she needed about being a woman but

who's going to call out elizabeth warren for letting harvard law -- >> greg: who is going to share the debate questions? [laughter] >> juan: i think republicans did a pretty good job throwing shade but donald trump is president. >> greg: chris christie had the most shade. >> juan: you are fat shaming today. coming up, protesters targeting our very own tucker carlson outside his home. details of next on "the five" ." at t. rowe price our experts go beyond the numbers to examine investment opportunities firsthand. like e-commerce spurring cardboard demand. the pursuit of allergy-free peanuts. and mobile payment reaching new markets. this is strategic investing. because your investments deserve the full story. t.rowe price.

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tucker wasn't home but his wife was. when the group started banging on his front door, she hid in the pantry, call 911, thinking she was about to be a victim of a home invasion. d.c. police are investigating the incident as a hate crime. there are more details in this. apparently there was one protester caught mentioning a pipe bomb among other details on the front door being broken. >> dana: all of us know tucker and susie, who is one of the most wonderful women, to imagine in your mind's eye what it was like for her, how scary that might have been and to hide in your home and not know what was happening. i understand his brother was there pretty quickly. these people are such cowards. it's distressing and i know that if it was the other way around, that somebody on the left that had a talk show to have this happen to them at their house, tucker carlson will be the first to defend them and defend them

strongly. i hope other people well. i want to mention fox news, the ceo and president put out a statement saying how reprehensible it was. and that we as a nation have become far too intolerant of different points of view and that recent events across the country clearly highlight the need for a more civil, respectful and inclusive national conversation. they say also that those of us in the media and politics, a very special obligation to all americans to find common ground. that was there a statement today. >> dagen: how do you put a stop to it? >> greg: i think it was kilmeade. here's the thing, you can't tell your followers to confront people and get in their faces. i'm glad other talk show hosts have come out and said this is bad. i think one way to tamp down all of this is for everyone to put politics back in the box where it belongs. we are letting people dictate where politics can go.

restaurants, entertainment, movies, television. the one thing is i can say that an juan and i can agree that politics is not part of your family. with the people in the street that were at tucker's house, they're never going to listen to us because they don't have a life. their life is this. their life is antagonism. we can say we have to tamp it down and be calm. it's going to fall on deaf ears. >> juan: i think a lot of it is a rage. get incited and they decide they're going to take it in their own hands. even though we may be having a legitimate argument or debate here on fox or any cable station, i think there are people who then get overly excited and become threatening and think it's legitimate to go to someone's house. how illegitimate? how ineffective? it has the contrary effect. i think a gives people who support whatever you don't like about what tucker is saying, it

gives them ammunition to redouble and feel some moral superiority to usa protester. i think it is so key that other people in our business have rallied to tucker's side. not everyone agrees with tucker but keep it in mind, don lemon, an arkansas man arrested for dozens of threats against don lemon. don lemon and tucker carlson couldn't be more opposite on issues but now they have something in common. common indecency of people threatening you because you are on television making a statemen statement. i get this. i don't like death threats, and i've seen them from both sides. i don't like it. i don't like being trolled. i don't like being attacked, my books, my writing, i can't stand it. but i think this is where we've gone as a country and this moment with tucker is a moment that we need to seriously absorb and know that this is the time to stop, especially before we get into the 2020 cycle.

>> jesse: well, hillary said the resistance would stop being so uncivil once they won the house. i guess these people never got that memo. there's two things going on here. the state of activism in america today. there is no huge civil rights struggle. there is no draft. there is nothing that threatening going on in american society. the economy is humming. the people who have the resistance in their blood, those people who are born to march on the streets, what are they merging for? what are they marching against? >> greg: against a talk show host. >> dagen: we love tucker. very talented guy. he's a talk show host on cable. he's not the leader of a mass armed resistance taking away everyone's rights. the other thing is when you are surrounding someone's home, you've lost the intellectual argument. tucker carlson makes pretty well thought out intellectual arguments about emigration, about tearing down monuments,

about trade, political correctness. he does in a thoughtful way. the people who disagree with him can't make the intellectual arguments will be what they do, they are reduced to surrounding his house and chanting. it is so uncivilized in this country. we don't live in the dark ages where you rush a house with a pitchfork. these people should man up, stop being such infantile -- >> dana: they should be arrested. >> jesse: if you disagree with someone, there's avenues and institutions in this country where you can be heard. a >> dagen: data made the point, arrest them, charge them for throw them in prison. by the way, kilmeade is hosting tonight. >> greg: i know. do you think it's a coincidence? >> dagen: tucker had a scheduled evening off. he's going to be calling in, so i've been told. up next, it's wild card wednesday on thursday. stay with us.

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♪ 's the three thank you for dancing. it's been a busy week so we moved wild card wednesday to today. there it is. we each picked a topic and put them in the hat.

none of us know the stories each other picked. i haven't cheated this time. i don't know what it is. coffee stores implement restrictions for buying caffeinated drinks. >> juan: that was mine. >> dana: why do you think that's a good idea? >> juan: what happened was they denied a 12-year-old girl a cup of coffee. her dad said what is it about? why can't my daughter -- and they said we don't serve people under 16. to my mind, that's interesting. in this country we say you can't have cigarettes or alcohol. >> jesse: that's different. i want kids hopped up on coffee. they do their chores faster. they get round wound up and thy go to bed. >> greg: but pretty soon it's a coffee and cigarette break. >> dagen: is a warning to teenagers and adults alike that if you drink too much coffee,

you can easily develop a facial twitch which happened to me when i first started working here. i was drinking so much coffee and i was doing this on the air. >> greg: i thought you were flirting with me. >> juan: they don't let them have energy drinks. >> dana: i know. well, it is the u.k. there are a lot of rules there. that's why i had to leave. next one, woman finds basic engagement ring before boyfriend proposes and she complained about it online. she has blowback because she's complaining and people online -- , march was the ring? >> jesse: i'm going to side with her. the ring is tiny. >> greg: maybe that's all he could afford. >> dagen: posted online the photo. tell me how to tactfully say no, you need to go get something different. i am probably the only person at this table who has actually sold

my engagement ring from my divorced husband on ebay. i will say this dude is doing it right. the only way to make this ring better is if it's not diamonds. if it was cubic zirconia. this is the worst investment ever. if you get divorced, guess who gets to keep the ring? the dude doesn't. the woman gets to keep it. it's a contractual gift to the women. lie and say it's real diamonds. she will never go check. if she goes to check, don't marry her. >> dana: [laughs] >> juan: what happened to you is likely to happen to this couple. if she is checking and complaining, this ain't going -- >> dana: another one, college students distressing from midterm election results. the university noted the transition of power may cause stress and anxiety about the political environment in the future of our nation.

is this your story? >> greg: no, it wasn't. but i'm on their side. we are living longer. 50 is the new 48, sow 18 is the new 8. >> jesse: i am changing my position on this. i used to make fun of millennials for needing timeouts and now i'm thinking that if i was in college and i got a safe space to chill and have no classes, i would be like yeah, the midterms are stressing me out. i'm all for it. >> juan: i think that was argument for -- >> jesse: anything you can to get out of class. your little upset about the midterms. >> juan: normally you talk about your mom but i'm going to speak for your dad right now. i am paying for you to go to school, not chill out sessions. >> dana: a 69-year-old dutchman starts a legal bid to become 20 years younger. >> greg: i predicted this. when you can start changing your gender or who you see yourself.

rachel dolezal. you can change your race. change your heights. there are people who are identifying as animals now. look it up. you can't argue with that because it's my identity. he is identifying as a person 20 years younger. >> jesse: it's financially stupid because you get discounts at movies, public transportation. >> greg: and your social security is 20 years away now. >> dana: he said he wanted to do it with his chance of success on dating apps. discrimination against older people at the workplace is a problem. >> jesse: i was discriminated against once i hit 40. >> dagen: but then you got the hairpiece. [laughter] >> jesse: i told you that in confidence. >> dana: we could send you back out on the road. you want those opportunities? >> jesse: did someone say spring break? >> dana: mine was about a 7-foot alligator. do we have time?

the owner of a 7-foot alligator is upset because animal control officers came and took him away and he said no, he is like a dog. >> greg: that's a crock. >> jesse: good one. support alligator? >> dana: they found two boa constrictors and a rabbit. i'm thinking the rabbit was -- >> jesse: that's launch. >> juan: what struck me, the alligator was in a hot tub. >> greg: don't ever do that. weekend in mexico, i will never forget it. >> dagen: being a redneck, i can tell you that alligators prefer chickens over rabbits. the rabbit was in the other roo room. >> dana: "one more thing" is up next. you're headed down the highway when the guy in front slams on his brakes out of nowhere. you do, too, but not in time. hey, no big deal.

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♪ >> greg: time for "one more thing." i get to go first. let's do this. all right, there's some good news and bad news. the national institute of industrial science. they have created a humanoid robot that can do construction. seems like construction workers are now under threats. this is a constructor whose installing drywall.

the negative side, dana. >> jesse: takes years to get the house built. >> greg: could replace jobs but no plumbers crack. >> dana: that really is an upside. i want to see if anything here will feel they are unambitious or lazy when i tell you the story. a31-year-old just finished his 5400-mile run. pete is an ultra marathon runner. he started his journey july 31 in anchor point in alaska and finishes monday in florida. he averaged 55 miles a day for 97 days, kept his supplies in that stroller. he says he hopes his feet would inspire others to chase their dreams as well and in 2016, pete ran 3,000 miles from san francisco to new york city. >> greg: doesn't he know that there is amtrak?

>> juan: get well wishes tonight for supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg. the 85-year-old fell at the cord yesterday, she fractured three ribs. she has been admitted to george washington hospital for observation. she is the oldest member of the high court, her current illness is the latest in a long line. she's been through two bouts of cancer and had a heart stent implanted. ginsburg keeps going. she hasn't missed a day of oral arguments and selected clerks to work with her through 2020. political speculation about her health, well donald trump have a third nomination to the court? i say let's leave politics aside and say just get well to the notorious rbg. >> dagen: she is notorious for her yoga workouts. >> jesse: i'm going to do my juan imitation. if you thought your commute was bad, check this video out. a wild boar attacking a japanese

man during his morning commute. [laughter] walking to the local train station. the wild boar takes him out at the knees and goes after his briefcase. it turns out the train station is about half a mile from a mountainous area. authorities think the boar accidentally ran through the town. the man was hospitalized needing 13 stitches. >> juan: i think you're imitation of me is better than the story. [laughter] i like it. >> greg: probably your best "one more thing" ever. >> dagen: thank you for teeing up my "one more thing" ." christmas sweaters, miller lite. they released their ugly sweater for the 2018 holidays. you can also get socks or a hat.

>> dana: it's not that ugly. that one's pretty ugly. >> dagen: >> greg: this person r wears an ugly christmas sweater. it's "special report" up next, bret baier. >> bret: i have a couple of them. this is a fox news alert. i am bret baier. the midterm voting is over but the accounting is not. most of the winners and losers are set. there are a handful of races still being decided tonight. two of those are in florida. it could be a wild before we really know what happened. florida knows recounts very well, hanging chads with big races hanging in the balance. correspondent phil keating starts us off tonight from dade county florida. good evening. >> good evening. when election night ended in florida, it appeared florida had gone read in the key races