well, you can catch the full cooking segment when it launches on fox nation november 22nd. that is it for the story tonight on thanksgiving eve. thanks for joining us, have a great holiday, tucker is up next. ♪ >> good evening, welcome to tucker carlson tonight, i'm mark steyn, in for tucker, thank giving eve. he will be making a special appearance later in the show. but first, that's the migrant caravan looming on the u.s.-mexico border, 3,000 people are encamped in tijuana and the federal government says they could grow to a mass of 10,000 or more. a representative of the group angels without borders say the migrants are considering something truly unbelievable, a human stampede across the southern border of the united states. meanwhile, new gallop poll

showsle that the percentage of americans who view immigration as the country's top issue is surging rapidly. 21% of americans say immigration is the top issue. compared to 13% just a month ago. chris kovak is secretary of state for kansas, joins us now. what exactly is the difference between what they're planning, a human stampede, and what we used to call in the old days an invasion? [chuckling] >> not a heck of a lot of difference. it is a massive influx of people. one of the things we need to consider is something that congress wisely put in federal law in 1996, it's not too often you use the word wisely talking about congress. but they actually planned ahead. they said in federal stapt out, iffer there is a mass influx of aliens at our border the president has the authority, the secretary of homeland security

has the authority to call up state and local police to help repel this invasion, or this influx. and right now, that's necessary. i.c.e. agents and border patrol agents i have spoken to say they're overwhelmed, they don't have the manpower and they need it and need it quick. >> you make the point that doesn't mean they can dep utize local police departments in southern california, whose political bosses may not be keen on them enforcing federal immigration law. >> right. >> in theory, he can, the president actually has the authority to dep utize sheriff dep tees from maine and new hampshire to act on the southern border. >> exactly right. and this ties in with the point in the introduction, mark, it is an issue of very high concern. the top issue for so many americans. i guarantee, if president trump made a national appeal to sheriffs dpepts across the country -- departments across the country, can you come help

us, we kneeled the manpower, we'll reimburse your deputies for their time, can you help to us repel in mass influx of people planning to rush our border, i guarantee there would be hundreds of sheriffs departments saying we'll help. the time is now to use this power that has been given to the executive branch. >> now, this is thanksgiving, chris. and we live in a weird time. we're told the country is on orange alert. takes you hours if you're just flying home to see your grandmother to get through the airport. transport security administration has rules on the dense yipt of your pumpkin pie. if it's too moist it counts as a liquid, it has to be part of your checked baggage. that's what lawful americans who are residing in this country entirely legally to have put up. but at the same time, as they're on orange alert, people can apparently just walk across the

border with impunity. at some point, the public will get sick of the obvious contradiction in that, won't they? >> you know, mark, i think they're sick of the contradiction. you put it well. this group offing my grants at the southern border, in the tijuana area, they are by all accounts just a general mix of illegal aliens. they are not a mass of people who are fleeing oppression and they are particular candidates for asylum. they'll find out that these -- waiting for the asylum adjudication is going to be a wait in vain fl the vast majority, maybe 90%, denied. at some point word will get out, you know what, we're not going to get asylum, maybe we'll do what we were planning on anyway, sneaking across the border or rushing the border. where we need more manpower. they are undermanned on our side of the border. >> the other point you make, everyone uses these cliches, we need comprehensive immigration reform, there are more

immigration laws than any functioning society would need. there's actually more immigration law than immigration officers and border posts can understand. they know very little have it themselves. because it's too much of it. it's the fact that there's not the political will to enforps the immigration laws, is the issue. >> yes, that's it. we hear this copout, the immigration laws are broken. no, they're not broken. if you read them, congress over the many decades that we have had the laws has inserted a lot of really good provisions if we have the will to actually use them, we could reinforce our rule of law. >> that's a good point, chris, happy thanksgiving to you, thank you very much. >> you, too. >> president trump is in a spat with the chief justice of the supreme court today. yesterday, the president blasted the perceived political motivations of a federal judge who blocked new rules on asylum seekers from being implemented.

>> this was an obama judge. >> president trump: i'll tell you, it's not going to happen like this any more. >> well, the 79's remarks provoked a surprise rebuke from chief justice john roberts, who said in a statement, quote, we do not have obama judges or trump judges, bush judges or clinton judges. what we have is an extraordinary group of dedicated judges doing their level best to do equal rights to those appearing before them. that independent judiciary is something we should all be thankful for. the president hit back on twitter, saying, quote, sorry chief justice john roberts you have obama judges and they have a much different point of view than those charged with the safety of our country. it would be great if the ninth circuit was an independent judiciary. but if it is why are so many opposing views on border and safety cases filed there. and why are a vast number of those cases overturned.

please stuldy the numbers, they're shocking. we need protection and security, these rulings are making our country unsafe, very dangerous, and unwise. jonathan turley is professor at george washington university law school, he joins us. professor, to take the chief justice's point at face value, if you want to make a points, the judges are above politics, why would the nation's chief judge essentially intervene in a provocative political manner the way that john roberts whose? >> mark, this is a very unxwhon thing, unheard of in modern times. he has basically held his tongue for two years. but he is the senior, you know, member of the judiciary. and i felt that great sympathy toward him when he reacted today the way he did.

he feels that his mandate is to stand up for the judiciary. i don't think that the president was fair about his criticism. would have come out the same way for republic be a and democratic nominees. voted to uphold the man dament of obamacare. i thought the reasoning was wrong. but i understood he was following when he thought was the dictates of the law, not the person who nominated him. where i probably would criticize the chief justice, i wish that he was more active in policing the court itself. they were quit condoleezza riced for political comments made and the chief justice hasn't been that proactive. >> isn't the president making more of a basic point here,

which is that you have democrats and republicans and they slog interest out at election time, one or other party wins. we're increasingly at a time where instead, who ever wins, we have government by judges, in which judges essentially are microlegislating aspects of particular policies. in a way that would have been unrecognizable to judges and politicians of the late 18th century. >> mark, i have criticized the ninth circuit for some of the decisions that they have handed down against the administration. but i've never questioned the motivations of those judges. now, in fairness to president trump there is a difference in philosophy between a trump appointee and probably obama appointee. they will at some point disagree on a philosophical basis, how to view the constitution. the vast majority of cases there isn't that much disagreement.

most cases are unanimous, despite who people were appointed. i think what chief justice roberts was trying to say is that it's unfair to this judiciary and we're -- we are blessed with a wonderful judiciary. because people really do try to get things right. these are decent people, trying to come to the right decision. people like me disagree with them on the side lines. but i don't think that it's because of ideology. it is because of philosophical view of how to interpret the constitution. >> we'll take that up about the blessings of the judiciary at another time. thank you proeshgs fessor, happy thanksgiving. they say ivanka private e-mail use is no different than hillary clinton, does that hold up tucker will be here to discuss a new book ridiculing the big tech oligarchs. an american traveller is dead after encountering the hostile natives ach mysterious island. we will have the details coming

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>> mark: a probe all you can probe buffet. rather than legislate both parties in washington want to vels the misdeeds of the other. just a few weeks left of their majority, house republicans want to hold hearings on the clinton foundation. meanwhile, democrats now want a new investigation looking agent ivanka trump's use of a private e-mail to carry out government

business. they want to equate ivanka to hillary clinton and her private server. the president says there's no comparison. >> president trump: ivanka can handle herself. these are all in the historical records, there was no deletion whatsoever, unlike hillary clinton who deleted 33,000 e-mails. unlike hillary clinton who had a server in the basement, ivanka didn't. this is just early on, when she came in. she is calls were not classified, unlike hillary clinton's calls which were classified. and it's all fake news. >> mark: the president before his thanksgiving break. brian dean wright is a democrat and former cia officer. brian, we have caught houses legislating and legislators holding troil. is this the best use for congress? >> oh, we have two years of this, brother. i hope we're all ready. the short answer is no, there's a small degree of oversight that

is critical, to the senate and the house. whether it's looking into the hillary clinton foundation, bill and hillary clinton foundation, the shenanigans, let the department of justice wrap it up. on the i skra. >>ca side, make sure she didn't send anything classified. but how many people really care about ivanka's e-mails absent classified information? i'll say none. i'm in northern indiana, the people in fort wayne, places like huntington, aren't concerned with ivanka's e-mails. it's not the right way to govern, because they're not interested in all of that silliness. what do they want, they want congress to focus on the stuff they're supposed to focus on. jobs, haishg. those are the things that america cares about. >> mark: you aren't going to get anywhere on that, are you, the energy in the new democrat congress is for, well for a start there is a lot of people who want to impeach the

president. and if they can't impeach the president, they at least would like to ensnare those around him such as members of his family, and tedious investigations, for a couple of years. >> sure, we've seen this, the 20-plus years, what has america experienced? one side trying to mess over the other with the hope they can gain greater power in the next election. and i think what you have seen certainly in 2016, the degree in the last few weeks, people walking in to the voting booth, and using their middle finger to vote and saying enough. let's get back to the business of governing. and i think most people are so us from freighted about the back and forth of not solving problems. huntington, give you a great example, the carrier company shut down and laid off a bunch of folks r they caring about ivanka's e-mails? no, they're not. they want to solve this as global trade issue, where things get shipped off to mexico or china. that's the stuff that people

care about. good healthcare. so if people don't get the results they want, either from the last election with democrats winning or president trump and his promises of 2016, parties are going to pay for it, somebody has to pay for it. you watch, they will. >> mark: is there a serious structural problem here, the democrats particularly, but you could make points about both sides on this. in effect, the criminalization of politics f you have a particular approach to immigration, or healthcare, or whatever it is, it's not just that you have a public policy difference. it's that in some sense are you a criminal and you have to be investigated. >> right. well, when you see the other side as evil, that's when you start getting this investigative junk. and so we have to change that with our own hearts. definitely when we go to the voting booth, we have to forward prospect of folks in the

political system who are more interested in solving problems and not seeing the other side as evil. that's what it comes down to. >> mark: okay, brian, we'll see if they take you at your word, have a good thanksgiving. the press says the election fraud never happened, but the facts keep contradicting them. prosecutors in los angeles have charged nine people with a scheme where they allegedly bribed homeless people with cash and cigarettes in return for forging signatures on voter registration forms and ballot measure petitions. we have a board member of the national lawyers association, she joins us. harmy, this is the fraud the democrats assure us doesn't exist. and yet here it comes, again. >> right, mark. this is the tip of the iceberg, in fact, these people arrested are part of a ring of people doing this over the last two election cycles. and it's particularly cynical ploy. the signature gatherers, the people here, they can get up to $12 a signature for a signature

on petitions, what was happening here. and yet they're paying these poor bums on skid row a buck or cigarette, in order to get them to rj to signatures f you see this arrest happening in l.a. county, liberal county, know it's happening all over the state of california. it is one of many examples i could give you of voter fraud happening in california. >> mark: well there are amazing examples, 75 people reg stored vote at a nonexistent address in malibu. 31 people registered at a check cashing store in south side l.a. 10 people registered to vote at a miniature -- mini golf course. i'm in favor of the mini golf course. every bit, folks you have to be living at a miniature golf course in san diego. >> maybe miniature people, i don't know. >> mark: right, miniature voters in miniature polling booths with miniature dangling chads, dim manied chads and the rest of it.

what is the big picture. we have a bad -- you know, we're getting a reputation for jimmy carter and the u.n. observers having to come in and supervise these elections. what is the systemic corruption, where is that coming from? >> let me give you one more figure in addition to the ones you mention. in the year 2016 to 2017, in california, almost half a million people called for jury cutie said they were not united states dash jury duty say they were not united states citizens. those rolls come from voter registrations. this is massive fraud, democratic secretaries of state who have no interest in purging the roles contribute. in some states like georgia, secretary of state perjing the roles, you have better outcomes despite what the gubernatorial candidate said. what republicans need to do in the next election cycle is be vigilant. people voting who don't have a

right to, people signing papers, dilute the vote of every citizen, a fundamental right. i'm an immigration, myself, mark, and to me this one of the most precious rights of our democracy. we need to safeguard it. >> mark: you use the word vigilance, when people try to exercise vij lenls at polling stations and in elections, the democrats say they're race interest and they're trying to suppress the vote. >> you're absolutely right. >> mark: this is racism according to them. >> when we have tried on do voter integrity efforts in the republican party we have been sued by the democrats and put on the sides lines the rnc. a significant issue. we have a department of justice and we do control the executive branch, the department of justice has an election division. they should actually be taking a look at this issue and bringing some federal indictments. skid row, this is one incident, if you scratch the surface you will find a lot more, it's huge. >> mark: selling the votes to

the homeless for $12 a pop and giving them a free smoke. wonderful situation. harmy, thank you, have a great thanksgiving. >> thank you. >> mark: as one immigrant to another. . trump is keeping saudi arabia as a u.s. ally despite the murder that book place in a consulate in turkey, is that the right move for america? plus an american murdered with bows and arrows on a remote island. (coughs) hi susan! honey? i respect that. but that cough looks pretty bad... try this new robitussin honey. the real honey you love... plus the powerful cough relief you need. mind if i root through your trash? new robitussin honey. because it's never just a cough. ♪ spread a little love today ♪ spread a little love my-y way ♪ ♪ spread a little something to remember ♪ philadelphia cream cheese. made with fresh milk and real cream makes your recipes their holiday favourites. the holidays are made with philly.

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>> mark: an american missionary killed trying to contact an isolated tribe in the independentian ocean. ed -- in the indian ocean. ed? >> it's really a remarkable story, playing out on north sentinel island, home to the centenially tribe. if they had fear of the outside world, they have identified this american as john allen chow. we're told me went to india on a tourist visa, last week he paid several local fishermen to take him to a area that is part. extremely remote island arc pel go. once he got close, he hopped into a kayak and moved closer to shore. the fishermen told indian police he was met by several members of the tribe. he offered them gifts including a football, but then was shot

at, with bows and arrows by this group described online as the most dangerous tribe in the world. he escaped the first time, swam back to the fishermen. but he apparently returned the next day and the fishermen saw the tribesmen dragging his body along the beach. officials from india check on the locals from time to time, usually with a military helicopter. that happened, you see here, after the indian ocean tsunami in '04. even then, members of the tribe reportedly fired arrows at the helicopter when they thought it got too close to them. tonight the state department has not officially confirmed the death of john chow. he's been reported as being either 26 or 27. they're simply saying they're aware of the reports and working with local authorities to get to the bottom of it. interesting, these local people are protected under indian law. and basically, any contact with them is considered illegal because of the risk of disease. getting justice for this american's death could get complicated from a diplomatic standpoint.

>> mark: basically the least open borders of society on earth. they seriously protect their areas. >> it's brutal murder. >> mark: ed, thank you. >> good to see you. >> mark: despite saudi arabia -- ed will be back later. despite saudi arabia's murder of jamal khashoggi, president trump said he won't be turning against the country. yesterday the president was blunt about his reasoning being friendly with the saudis is in the interest of the u.s. economy. >> president trump: i'm not going to tell a country that's spending hundreds of billions of dollars and has helped me do one thing very importantly, keep oil prices down so that they're not going to 100 and 150 a barrel. right now, we have oil prices in great shape. i'm not going to destroy the world economy and i'm not going to destroy the economy for our

country by being foolish, with saudi arabia. >> the president continued down that path tweeting, quote, oil prices getting lower, great. like a big tax cut for america and the world. enjoy, $54 was just $82. thank you to saudi arabia but let's go lower. nigel is a former leader of the u.k. independent evens party and the driving force behind brexit, joining us from london. the saudis, even though the highest level of leadership in the country was implicated in the murder, appear to have gotten away with it as far as the world is concerned. >> yeah, that's right. i do understand, for those in the usa and the uk, saudi arabia is a very important market to us. hundreds of thousands of jobs linked. with selling airplanes, munitions. i also get the strategic alliance with saudi arabia against iran, you know, who have been trying to spread a very

extreme form of islamism right across the region. i understand the reasons for it. but imagine if any other country behaved like this. if russia had behaved like this, there would be a much bigger international outcry. my real problem, mark, is that in the wake of the syrian crisis, vaish did not take a -- saudi arabia did not take a single refugee or displaced person. but we're happy to fund the building 2600 mosques in germany. what we have seen. what we have seen, is it's being spread using saudi money. fine, let's go on doing trade, let goes on having strategic alliances, but don't be frightened to be critical of the things they do. >> mark: saudi arabia's principal export isn't oil, it is ideology. the oil enables them to spread that ideology around the world1. 5 saudis willed -- 15,000 saudis

killed 3,000 americans on 9/11, president bush assured us the saudis are our friends. we have a crown prince, senator lindsay graham and others saying i participate interestly unstable. like in your -- patently unstable. you're just a couple of quarters from the quarter st. james, they don't have place in the party of saudy didn't we remove this guy as crown prince and have? one else as crown prince? >> yes, you know, mbs as he's known was sold to us as a great reformer. the truth is, that would appear not to be the case at all. one of the things he does appear to have done is to assume the very unpleasant war going on in yemen. maybe we should think that some of the bombs that we're sending to saudi arabia are being used by him in this war. so, you're quite right. many other options, effectively,

to be the head of saudi arabia, you know i understand what trump is saying, i understand in this country mrs. mays' reluctant to be critical. but we should be saying and doing more. >> mark: and we should also be cleared, too, khashoggi is being presented as a hero of journalism, probably going to be "time" magazine man of the year, he's a dead so-called journalist. but he was a deep state saudi spook who happened to fall out with the royal family. in a sense, it's different sets of bad guys we're arguing about. >> well, of course it is. but don't you think, actually, the truth is all through the middle east whether we look at iraq, or libya, or syria we keep on playing this game of who are the good guys and who are the bad guys. and more often than not we tend to get it wrong. >> mark: it is the old cia line, he may be an sob but he's our

sob. >> exactly. >> mark: he may be our sob but he's still an sob. that may be the truth. happy thanksgiving. i know they don't of it over there, but have a turkey on us. >> thank you. i'll celebrate. >> mark: tucker will be back, pumpkin pie in london, don't think about that. tucker is back after the break, sits down with the author of a new book ridiculing america's tech ol i gar can i, coming up next. if you have psoriasis, little things can be a big deal. that's why there's otezla. otezla is not a cream. it's a pill that treats moderate to severe plaque psoriasis differently. with otezla,75% clearer skin is achievable. don't use if you're allergic to otezla.

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increasingly an overwhelmingly powerful. tucker spoke to some one who has written a book mocking silicon valley. here's what happened. >> tucker: the power of big tech isn't a latching matter, a handful of big companies destroyed a lot of people's privacy, threatened free speech and in some cases empowered

china at the expense of the united states. even if silicon valley's power, getting the public to think of it in a critical and amusing way might awaken them. jessica powell worked for google, wrote "the big disruption," satirizes silicon valley. thanks for coming on. >> thank you for having me. >> tucker: this seems like one of the most self-serious places on the planet. >> we take ourselves seriously. >> tucker: you're not just selling products, you are saving the world. >> every movement day. >> tucker: do they believe that? >> believe they do to a certain extent. there have been incredible things that silicon valley has done. >> tucker: i agree. >> there's a certain level of hypocrisy, we don't always think about the unintended consequences of what we build. >> tucker: i wonder if ed sell ford ever thought that, i have a new car, but it's more like a religious movement than a car.

this is like, this new vehicle will give you eternal live. i don't think they convinced themselves of that in other industries. >> i was really interested in writing the book, i feel like when you're in these companies there's a lot of almost koolaid drinking and sort of dilutional we're wonderful. on the outside you have a really critical tech is stealing our jobs, stealing our data. the truth is in between the two. i wanted to do something as part of the industry and likes the industry, but thinks we can do better, i wanted to do something that people could connect with rather than write off as, oh, the ludits are criticizing again. >> tucker: is that their view? >> there is generally a view that when people, particular people who aren't engineers, don't understand technology, come in criticizing you, they aren't sufficiently living in the future, thinking far enough i head. >> tucker: we used to call that hue brils. who do you call it now? >> innovation. >> tucker: because i was about to say there are so few novels in this genre, you may be the

only occupant. and you had real job, i mean you were the chief spokesman for google whachl's the response like for you? >> i have had a really positive e-mails from google and within the industry, typically tend to go, i'm laughing a lot, i'm cringing a lot, and i've been told there are conversations happening in the microkitchens. >> tucker: god bless you for starting those conversations. i always wonder as i watch the companies grow ever larger if anyone within them thinks what people used to think, concentrations of power at this level are inherently dangerous, to everybodiers you should nts have this small a number of people with this much power, do they think that? >> you know, i think on some level they understand that. but i do think that on the whole, because everyone thinks they're doing such good work they think that whether it's the means justify the ends or they constantly are looking at what they're building and not looking at the negative consequences, one of the other things is there's a mono-culture of thought and focus on data, if

for example you have two billion users a couple of bad things happen, live stream suicides, electoral interference, whatever it might be, you say that's a small percentage. well, a small percentage, say, .1%, .01% of two billion, is a lot of electoral interference. d.c. good point. my last question, the most obvious of all, and you can answer this as a novelist, could engineers should be in charge of the society? >> i love engineers, i think engineers are incredible and some of the stuff coming out of the valley is incredible. but you need more people at the table, you need people that represent the outside world and not a bunch of people that live in con geographic part of the world that make decisions to control everyone else. >> tucker: this is meant in good faith and formulated with deep knowledge of the topic. hope they listen to you. >> thank you. >> mark: live stream suicides small percentage of our users a great sentence. it's time for final exam, can

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♪ >> mark: oh, you know that music, it's time for final exam. where we test the experts on their knowledge of the past week's news. fox chief national spor respondent ed henry is this week's defending champion. we're running out of sacrificial victims to toss into the great churning volcano of his ambition. but we have managed to produce tammy bruce. >> i'm ready! >> mark: if tammy loses tonight, the penalty will be that she has to guest host friday's show.

she doesn't want to do that. >> i will take that, either way. >> mark: she's terrified of having to surrender. >> nothing would intimidate me. >> i'm ready. >> she said she was going to make quick work of me, she said i fire my gun with this hand. she has me nervous. >> this is the aggressive hand, i'm ready. >> mark: aggressive hands on buzzers. i'm going to asked questions, first one to buzz in, gets to answer. but you must wait until i finish asking the question. you can answer once i acknowledge you, by saying your name. >> oh! >> mark: it's very particular, this is all of the international quiz show convention in geneva, entirely compatible with that. each correct answer is worth one point, you get it wrong you lose a point, and the best of five wins. let's get started. question one, in honor of thanksgiving, president trump yesterday continued the tradition of the turkey pardon.

the birds this year are both named after vegetables. one turkey is named peas, what is the name of the other bird? and ed? that's too aggressive. tammy? >> i'm italian and scottish. carrots. >> mark: let us see whether that is right. is the other turkey called carrots? >> president trump: peas and carrots have received a presidential bard. i have warned them -- pardon. i have warned them that house democrats are likely to issue them both subpoenas. >> mark: he should have rechristened them manafort and pappadopoulos and then pardoned them. one point to tammy, round two. >> i think i broke this. s in. >> mark: it was worth it. >> double fisted. >> mark: ed is facing total humiliation. tuesday marked the opening of the first legal marijuana shop on the east coast. the dispensary, is located in

which northeastern state? ed henry. >> massachusetts. >> mark: massachusetts, let's see, the first marijuana dispensary on the east coast, roll tape. >> massachusetts is the seventh state to open retail marijuana shops. but the first to the open them east of the. >> mark:. pls so tammy is an expert in carrots, and ed is an expert on refer madness. >> i just moved to boston. >> mark: can you tell from his eyes. one point each. question three is a multiple choice one n a viral video going around, a russian lady was spotted at a moscow train station with a very unusual pet sitting on her shoulder. was it, a, a koala, b, a fox, or c a sloth. ed henry.

>> fox. >> mark: a fox, on the shoulder of a russian lady. roll tape. >> moving to russia, we have a fox news in russia, check this out, a russian woman with a pet fox, nonchalantly perched on her shoulder. raised a couple of eyebrows but not many, it is moscow. they have a lot of fur on. >> mark: i like a woman with real fur on her shoulder, nice. >> i told her before the show one more thing, there's always an answer. >> that's one coat you have to see. >> you have that in your pocket. >> mark: nasa has announced after a six-month journey, its spacecraft will finally land next week and explore the surface of which planet? tammy. >> mars. >> mark: is it mars? let's see. >> nasa's latest visitor to mars is just about there, inside the

probe, arrives monday after a six-month, 300 million mile journy. >> i want to go back to the moon, man, before the chinese get there. >> mark: if you want to know what a 300 million mile journey is like, just try flying from o'hare to laguardia today. you don't need to go to mars, it will be quicker going to mars. >> we're tied! >> mark: it's sudden death. very, very sporting, tammy just broke him free of his fingers. this is an amazing thing. >> you have scottish in you, don't you? >> mark: folks on social media, are taking part in a holiday prank called the turkey challenge. participants try on get a rise out of mom texting other ask if it's possible to cook a massive turkey in what unusual way? and it's tammy. >> in the microwave.

>> mark: cooking a turkey, that's too ridiculous. roll tape. >> kids are sending their moms prank text messages asking how long they can cook, they should cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave. one mom said wrap it in foil, put it in the microwave and buy a precooked one to feed the foou fire department. >> butterball says you can do it with a smaller bird. >> mark: you don't need a turkey for thanksgiving, tacky. >> that's more information than we would ask. >> mark: ed henry is going home with you and you get to put him in the microwave. >> do i get that? is that a prize? >> mark: that is your prize. >> you told me not to worry. >> i'm psychic. >> mark: you win it. >> i'm going to do, because you were so nice, he gave me the

advice of this, i'm going to offer this to you, as a shared prize. >> mark: no, no, no, we don't have participation prizes. >> this is thanks giving leftovers. i don't take hah. >> mark: he's the loser. >> he's going to take it now. >> mark: congratulations, tammy wins the eric mug and gets to guest host friday's edition of tucker carlson. >> right, friday. >> mark: he won't be back, he's done. >> i want a rematch! >> mark: he's toast, he's a butterball in the microwave, the end of ed henry. tune in to see if you can beat the experts. we will be right back.

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aaa estimates that 54 million americans will be traveling at least 50 miles from home this holiday season. that's the most since 2005. more than 30 million americans are expected to travel by plane around the holiday, that's a new record. and right now, there's breaking news of a big problem on the rails. amtrak is reporting a train stuck near albany, new york, due to major engine problems. in the sense that the engine is to have left the train behind. passengers are tweeting from the train. a rescue engine has been sent to pick up the passengers. if you are looking forward to turkey and to have make do with the last sandwich from the club car, it's no fun. snowy and cold thanksgiving, chilly expected in the northeast, not just because your liberal aunt still wants to talk about how hillary was cheated. but parade organizers hope to get the macy's balloons off the

ground in new york tomorrow for the 92nd annual macy's parade with 16 balloons and 26 floats, and more than 3 million spectators expected to brave the cold. there's lots to be thankful for. i'm thank flful for the great judge dineen right now. >> all right, mark, thank you. and welcome to this special edition of hannity, the trump agenda, and a happy thanksgiving eve to all of you out there. prepping and cooking. i'm jeannine piero in for sean. tonight, barack obama's latest attack on his successor, president trump. something former presidents like george w. bush refused to do. we'll also have the latest on the michael avenatti saga. wait until you hear what the left is saying about thanksgiving. but first, yesterday the "new york times" reported that back in the spring president trump told white house counsel he