>> thank you, charles, happy thanksgiving. >> charles: you can catch me tomorrow on the fox business network, 2:00 p.m. eastern time. we hope you have a great thanksgiving and really appreciate you taking the time to watch the show. buckle up, because "the five" is next. ♪ >> hello everybody, i'm jesse watters. juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld. this is "the five." welcome to our thanksgiving fan mail extravaganza, your questions for the entire hour on this very special edition of "the five." grab those stretch pants and of the drumstick and let's begin. first question, instagram question. if you were a character, greg, i'm on a float in the

thanksgiving parade, what would you be? >> greg: that's a good question. i guess i -- what's a float? i've never been to a thanksgiving day parade. i guess i'd be snoopy. >> jesse: that is the only character you know. >> greg: i haven't seen a float since i was three. parades are terrible for short people. >> dana: do you know what they have at the macy's day parade now? elf on a shelf. >> greg: something you can look up to. the cruelest people about hyatt are the people who are shorter. >> dana: i would be on any of the floats that would have the country music bands playing. >> jesse: want, you look disgusted. a >> juan: i can't believe greg never went to a thanksgiving day parade. >> greg: i grew up on the

west coast, we didn't have those in california. it hurts the earth and the bugs and the crickets. i am northern california, we don't have parades. we have certain parades. but being short, you can't see behind people so what's the point? i'm not going to sit on shoulders like last year. >> juan: i would want my grandkids to watch me, their favorites are ladybugs, my grandson likes tin tin. i don't know if they are a floa float. >> i don't know what is a float and what isn't but if if there's a superhero float -- >> dana: they've got that. >> i could be spider-man.

>> greg: break out of your boxes. >> jesse: i wouldn't be a float, i would be the grand marshal. next question from greg's favorite person on instagram, what's your best funny snow story in new york city? funniest new york city snow story? >> jedediah: my favorite snow stories all involve me falling. we went sledding and i had the sled upside down. i lost the race big. but i did make great snowman. >> jesse: better luck next time. >> juan: it reminds me of when "the five" went sledding in new hampshire. i think dana won.

>> dana: i came in second. i will tell you, greg lost. he is from northern california. we've established he didn't have experience sledding. >> greg: no snow, no parades. no sleds. >> jedediah: no fun. >> juan: last week we had a surprise snowstorm in new york. you couldn't get any car servic service, forget about it. >> greg: i couldn't get caviar. >> juan: i had to walk from my hotel to penn station to get on the train, i am falling down like jedediah. i ran into joe biden, he was having the same trouble. >> jesse: that reminds me, i think it was a snow day here in the city, i lived in long island and so did o'reilly, i called out because i said i couldn't make it into the city and he still made it in and i never

heard the end of that. dana? >> dana: i have a few falling ones. over at the park, i fell down, got up, fell down. i remember about seven years ago, the storms we had back-to-back end of the snow didn't melt for a couple months? i lived in d.c. but i was up here and i ended up staying at the muse hotel for about six days because you couldn't get anywhere around the city, you couldn't get back to d.c., so i did a lot of fox news. >> jesse: that is a great snow story. >> greg: my greatest snow story was a couple years ago, this horrible event called santa con, they go pub crawling and get really wasted. i was with a buddy, we were in this great bar on third and and avenue that had a sign that said no santos and all these

drunk santas were outside screaming and banging on the window, we were on the inside drinking and laughing and you walk out and they are all really annoying people, thankfully santa con has pretty much died out. it's the worst thing that is happened to new york city since bill de blasio. >> jesse: isn't there something called "bad santa" that's a movie? >> jesse: for all the kids watching, santa is real. if you could be a thanksgiving side dish, what would you be and why, dana? >> dana: i love the cranberries. i wore a cranberry colored sweater. i put some thought into this. >> jesse: and i can? >> dana: $1.89? >> jesse: something like that. >> greg: i'd be gravy because then i would be all over your meat. >> juan: oh, my god, .

you've got to be the stuffing. it's the only time of year i eat stuffing. >> jesse: do you to the stuffing on the bird the burner inside? >> juan: it has to be on the inside. >> greg: mind comes from a box. >> jedediah: the stuffing is a best part, throw everything together and it's just bread, all the stuff you're really not supposed to eat but you really want to eat. >> greg: i get it from underneath the sofa cushions when i make it. i'd be the mashed potatoes, hold the gravy. instagram question, who is your favorite relative and why? >> dana: that's dangerous. >> jesse: juan, who is your favorite relative? >> juan: i thought you were saying that i was your favorite relative. >> jesse: we are related. >> juan: i always thought maxine and you were related to.

>> jesse: vaccine is not coming for thanksgiving and if she did she would chase me out of the restaurant. >> juan: sheet subpoena you. i'd guess i'd have to say my wife. is she my relative? >> jesse: unless there is -- >> juan: it would have to be the grandkids the grandkids. >> jesse: all of them? >> juan: yes. >> jedediah: i'm going to say my mom. if i don't say her she would be really mad. she's the coolest mom ever. >> jesse: i saw your mom on "fox & friends." >> jedediah: she's pretty cool. i will be well fed and i want to anger anyone, it's a good answer. >> jesse: i will have to go with mom, too. she cooks. >> dana: and she texts. i am going to have to go with the aunts, aunt patty sue and aunt donna. >> greg: we have 13 nieces and

nephews all ate between the age of 5-8, i will say bob, the other ones are smelly, they are kind of stupid, a lot of these nieces and nephews are really dumb. but bob is okay. >> jesse: this one is from natalie, what's the biggest thanksgiving fail you've ever experienced? fail. in the kitchen or toast that went really wrong, what do you think? >> jedediah: i cooked one year and everybody knows that's not a good sign, i am a terrible chef, everyone was like "you can do it" turns out i couldn't do it, the turkey was dry, if the turkey is dry -- everybody but sides and those are really good so it worked out all right. >> juan: i don't think it's something i did but whenever anybody brings cream to dish,

creamed cauliflower, creamed onions. this is nasty. >> jesse: i like that. >> dana: when i was 17 for a year i had chronic strep throat and finally my parents found a doctor, a surgeon who would take my tonsils out, the only day we could get it done was wednesday, the day before thanksgiving. so i couldn't eat anything but i could smell it all. that was a big fail. >> greg: it had to be when we killed uncle frank. that's the name for a plant we have in the living room. i've been raising bob on my own, thank you very much. >> jesse: i went to the wrong house on thanksgiving, i was confused. i was a little late that year. >> greg: did they tell you to leave because it was the wrong house? >> jesse: no one answered the door. we know it your home you never miss an episode of "the five,"

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♪ >> greg: welcome back to a special edition of "the five." we are answering your fan mail questions on this special edition on thanksgiving. the first question is from sue, if you were tasked with creating a new holiday, what would it be, dana? >> dana: a new holiday? you know -- you are going to hate this but i think we could do some sort of gratitude to animals day. like a pet day. >> jedediah: pet appreciation day. >> greg: we don't hear enough about pets being appreciated. >> dana: people of their pets. >> greg: tell that to a turkey. >> dana: peas is happy. the turkey that was pardoned by

president trump. >> greg: no president has ever pardoned a turkey before. >> jesse: i would do election day. it just give everybody the day off, everybody votes and you cat do recounts. >> greg: how about you come along? new holiday? >> juan: i thanksgiving is really a family day. really, what you're doing is celebrating family. >> jedediah: i would like to do this every friday, a day of rest and it's my way of creatively making a four-day work week. just a day of rest every friday. >> jesse: i'm going to redo mine, i'm going to do black friday. you need the day after thanksgiving. for capitalism, go to the mall. >> dana: holiday for

capitalism. >> greg: i am going to go with jessie's birthday, i think that should be a holiday. >> dana: what day is that? july 9th. >> greg: it creates a whole week for july 4th. here is a quick twitter question from laura jones, i never miss an episode of "the five." what do you never miss an episode of? keep it clean, jedediah. >> jedediah: mine would be retro, i rewatch old stuff. "friends." by the way, you do look like david schwimmer. >> jesse: the looks like me. it is to be to "dawson's creek." really sad '90s teen struggling, really embarrassing stuff. >> juan: your viewing habits change because now a lot of things i watch are not on tv but they are on amazon prime and

netflix. i have been watching "the marvelous ms. maisel" ." i watched "the sopranos," "the wire," "boardwalk empire." >> greg: it's taking the fun out of anticipation, jesse. >> jesse: i'm going with "hannity." 9:00 9:00 eastern, oftentimes te same guests, i feel like i get to know them much better. whenever there's a problem at the beginning of the show, he solves it by the end. it's just like "colombo." without the overcoat. i guess i should ask you now, dana. >> dana: i like this new show

"mozart in the jungle." it's new to me. it's pretty fun, it's about an orchestra in new york and they have a new conductor and he's quite eccentric. i like "the romanoff's." >> greg: episode seven. i'm going to go with forensic files. they keep overlapping the end and beginning credits so i'm stuck in this cycle with forensic files. to your point you made a few weeks ago, i learned so much about getting away with a crime by watching "forensic files" because i can see the mistakes. each one you find out how the person was caught, not doing that. >> jedediah: i'm frightened now, i'm really frightened. >> greg: you should be, i've learned a lot.

my victims would be the least obvious one. [laughter] what's our next question here? what product do you use on a daily basis that you are most grateful for? i'm going to go with jesse because i know it is going to say. >> jesse: you think i'm going to say hair spray and you're right. it takes a lot, it takes a lot of hair spray. it takes a village. we have a very deep benched hair and makeup team. >> greg: you travel with your own team. >> jesse: i do, it's with my contract. >> greg: one? >> juan: i love to brush my teeth. >> dana: i was going to say that, too. but i'm going to say eye drops. >> greg: you love to brush his teeth? >> dana: i brush my teeth

several times a day but i also use eye drops all the time. >> jesse: because your high? it's always there when you least expect. [laughter] >> greg: that is true. jedediah? >> jedediah: i have a face oil i love. it's amazing. it just makes you feel hydrated. i don't wear makeup when i'm not on tv because i don't like it, but it's just like the best thing ever, makes you feel really well put together which is something i can't do on my own. >> juan: so if we see you, you would look like dorian gray. her face would be all cracked. >> jedediah: at the transformation and it goes under makeup, too. >> greg: none of the products i can say. >> dana: there's got to be something. >> greg: i can't say what they

are. are you a penny pincher or a big spender during the holidays? >> juan: this is not voluntary, i don't spend the money but i pay them money, my wife goes out and buys christmas gifts for everyone. the only christmas gift i buy is for her. that better be good. >> jesse: every time i buy a christmas gift it gets returned. >> dana: guys have that problem when they buy things. i'm a big spender. >> jesse: i'm a big spender, too. >> greg: you are living the life, jesse, jesse. >> jedediah: i start out small and accumulate a lot of stuff and it all adds up. i'll tell everyone, let's not do big gifts, it's too crazy. >> jesse: you're one of those people, "let's not spend a lot" end of exchange comes and you outclass them.

>> greg: i have problems making decision so i have to drink before i go shopping and then i spend way too much money on ridiculously stupid things. it's the holiday season, people across the world are searching for the perfect hiding spot for their gifts. up next, "the five" reveals if we've ever snooped for something, found it, and then regretted it. ♪ ♪ toyland, toyland ♪ little girl and boy land ♪ while you dwell within it ♪ you are ever happy there daddy, it's christmas! ♪ childhoods, joyland never let go of your dreams. the mercedes-benz winter event is back. lease the glc 300 for $459 a month at your local mercedes-benz dealer. mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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wish you hadn't? greg? >> greg: why me? let me think -- >> juan: do you want me to go somewhere else? >> greg: yes -- no. i can't keep skipping questions. this isn't like "last word." i'm stalling, i'm stalling. >> dana: you do this as a kid, you don't do this as an adult. >> greg: do you know what it is? i had to things and i can't remember where i hit them. you never come home wasted and had the drugs in a book? >> dana: as a kid you did, i

saw in my parent's closet, it wasn't covered up, i was so disappointed. that's not the boombox i wanted. you learned early on, don't look so they don't get disappointed. it was a perfectly good boombox. there were two cassettes so you could tape and record. it ended up good to. >> jesse: it's a good thing i don't hide my drugs in a book because i never find it. i don't know, i don't snoop. i probably get snooped on. >> jedediah: i still snooped, i have no regrets about it. i never find stuff. i don't find it. nobody understands why you're

laughing -- people who read the book do. i like to snoop, i would prefer if i found the stuff. >> jesse: do you look at your husband's phone, is that what you're saying? >> jedediah: no, he's really boring with his phone. [laughter] i like to find gifts because you know the thing, what if you find -- what if my husband gets me something amazing and we say -- small gifts, and i find that he got me something amazing and i got him a pen. >> jesse: now i know why i can't answer this, i married somebody who speaks russian and all of her texts and emails are in russian. there is no way i could ever snooped. i haven't looked at a phone -- i haven't looked at anybody's phone in years. >> juan: it's not about gifts for me, i used to keep a diary but somebody very important in my life -- it was not a good thing. >> greg: never keep a diary,

that's what i always say. >> juan: all right, all right. here is an instagram question. what is an item of service you really regret paying for? jesse? >> jesse: i got the fire stick because i thought i'd save money on cable, so i ended up putting the money down for the cable. >> dana: i'm trying to think of something. i don't know, this is a tough question. >> jesse: do you know what it is? company gym. i paid for the company jim years ago, i have not set foot in it. it's like $6 a week, that's how they get you. 24 times 50, you are talking like $6,000 a year.

>> jesse: you need to go back to school. this is the guy that out the turkey was $50 the other day. >> jedediah: i don't have an item of service, but an item. the insta pot, i encouraged it in my house, it's something that's supposed to make cooking easier but because i encouraged it might husband expect me to cook with it. it works beautifully when he uses it to cook for me. you can put everything in it. you basically just put everything in there and it makes itself but you still have to cut everything. i am just -- >> jesse: you are not supposed to put weed in the insta pot, that's probably why it doesn't work. >> juan: we have a recurring theme on this show. i have bought a packet of first class seats, an instant upgrade. i never even used it.

the airline went out of busines business. >> greg: that's how they get you. >> juan: here's a facebook question, what do you do to pass the time in traffic jams? dana perino? >> dana: i look at my twitter. also i'm not usually in traffic jams because i walk to work and back. >> juan: you live in a crowded pedestrian neighborhood. >> dana: if you're in the car and board, look at instagram or twitter. >> jesse: howard 100 and during that commercial breaks, howard 101. >> jedediah: if someone is not in the car with me i just sing and dance. if my husband is in the car with me, that's the time when i get into these discussions that just -- i shouldn't. you know, you break down everything and you wind up saying something.

not a fight but relitigating stuff. >> al: that's not good. >> greg: if i'm stuck in traffic, i will berate my driver reginald about my life choices. >> dana: you guys are talking about if you're driving. i haven't driven. >> greg: i can probably break him down to tears. >> dana: >> juan: in traffic jai think "why didn't i leave earlier?" and then i'm blaming -- >> juan: i can't figure out what it's worse, trump's chief of staff, or craig driver? what's the worst job out there? >> juan: if "the five" could go back to the very first thanksgiving and make one tradition, what would it be? we answer that next on a special thanksgiving tradition of

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♪ ♪ >> dana: now everybody's awake since we played the country music. we have a lot more questions to get to, so let's continue. all right, facebook question, if you could go back to the first thanksgiving, what would you have made a stable tradition? jedediah? >> jedediah: to not get dressed up for holidays. when i go to a holiday at someone's house and they are dressed up, it ruins it. i need stretchy close, it's about eating for me, pack the most food in, even on christmas i like to be casual, hang out, no fancy clothes. >> jesse: i'm going to cheers

to that, my parents are way too formal and wear jackets and ties to thanksgiving. i'm coming in jeans and a t-shirt. >> dana: i bet you don't. >> jesse: i definitely won't. >> juan: ice cream. ice cream should be just as important as turkey. >> dana: do you have a tradition? >> greg: i would say, about the timing, holidays -- people are going to hate me for this, should be of the olympics. once every two years, not once every year. the old-school olympics, once every four years. as we get older this stuff keeps coming around faster and faster and i am sick of it. i am sick of this period of the year because i still do my stuff and i have to run around all these people and there is food and there is gifts, make it once every two years, everybody will be happier, i swear.

forget the kids for once. we talk about the children, they get by. they'll get by. we are overpromising stuff to kids, why not say okay, this will happen in two years. okay, okay. get them young, teach them, that's it. i am so tired of this yearly stuff. i would even do the same thing with the super bowl. >> dana: what is your favorite winter go to beverage of choice? >> greg: i guess it would have to be a multiline. it's quite delicious. >> dana: is it sweet? >> greg: i can't remember now. >> juan: doesn't it have cloves in it? spewing christmas i will do the eggnog with the bourbon, that's my thing.

>> jedediah: it's not very good, it's a mushroom tea. it doesn't taste good but it's good for your immune system. it's just an immune investor. booster. i will see myself out. >> juan: am i the only one that's going to say hot chocolate? >> dana: i was going to say peppermint hot chocolate. >> jesse: girl scout cookie. hot chocolate and creme de menthe. it's boozy, you can't feed it to kids. >> dana: and instagram question, real tree, fake tree, or none at all? >> jesse: we used to go into the woods and hack it down and bring it back but we brought a squirrel one time, i had to

return it and get another tree. i'm not snapping any more about it and i think if you want to have a fake tree, have a fake tree. >> dana: what happened to the squirrel? >> jesse: we don't know. >> jedediah: last year we got a real tree and my mom read a news report that said that people were finding tics and their real trees, so she called me, she terrified me and i had my husband put on what i can only described as a homemade hazmat suit and discard the tree and i got a fake tree. basically, i'm a paranoid perso person. >> juan: we always have real trees, we used to go and chop them down and it was like a family outing. if you live in the mid-atlantic region, you can get into the woods quickly. you god and they have these tree farms, you meet the family. >> dana: greg would love that. >> juan: i can see that greg

would be delighted. >> greg: we used to go out into the forest and chop down a tree, we love you killing a life for some holiday. actually, i don't have a tree and the reason is it's a mess. i live in an apartment building, all you see are needles and the trees getting really old and every thing falling apart, they bring them out to the street, these tree corpses lying they are getting in snow. also, if you buy a tree on the streets of new york, you don't get squirrels, you get rats. the rats are living in there. >> juan: you are the grinch. >> dana: he is our grinch we love him. it's going to be a quick one. have you started christmas shopping or are you going to wait until the last minute? >> jesse: i'm a last-minute guy, adrenaline rush. >> juan: last minute, i buy one gift. >> greg: last-minute.

>> dana: i have most of minority done. >> jesse: of course you do. >> dana: we know greg says "love actually." >> greg: you must be talking about favorite movies. >> dana: up next, the rest of us tell you what our favorite holiday movies are. ♪ i've always been amazed by what's next. and still going for my best, even though i live with a higher risk of stroke due to afib not caused by a heart valve problem. so if there's a better treatment than warfarin... i want that too. eliquis. eliquis is proven to reduce stroke risk better than warfarin. plus has significantly less major bleeding than warfarin. eliquis is fda-approved and has both. what's next? reeling in a nice one. don't stop taking eliquis unless your doctor tells you to, as stopping increases your risk of having a stroke. eliquis can cause serious and in rare cases fatal bleeding. don't take eliquis if you have an artificial heart valve

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>> jedediah: we hope you're having a happy thanksgiving. just in time for some dessert, we will start with a facebook question from charlotte. what movies are you excited to watch over the holiday season, gregory? >> greg: i think i might watch "the witch" again. has a great ending. i like a good scary film over the holidays. that or i will watch "die hard" backwards. it is a christmas movie, we know

that. >> dana: well, i don't go to the theater. but i like to catch up on movies. i never saw "ladybird." jesse? >> jesse: i watch home alone with the twins around christmas. >> dana: you should take them to santa plaza, they could experience it. >> jesse: that could be cute. juan? >> greg: that means new. unless the plaza is a strip mall, it's not happening. >> juan: my granddaughters told me that "the grinch" is a good movie. >> dana: it's good. it >> juan: you saw it? >> greg: just another remake, the lack of originality makes me sick to to my stomach.

>> juan: the new grinch. there is a new one. >> greg: who is the grinch? >> juan: on tv this time of year you can just turn it on and "it's a wonderful life" is on and i love that movie. >> jedediah: i watch "grumpy old men." >> greg: i just look in the mirror. >> jedediah: a twitter question, what song sums up your life over the past year? juan? these are hard. >> juan: what did frank sinatra saying, "that's life." ups and downs all around, some great times and some very tragi tragic. >> jesse: john cougar mellencamp. "higher love." >> greg: that's not john cougar mellencamp, that's steve

from traffic. [laughter] >> jedediah: i'm amazed that anyone knows less than me about pop culture. >> dana: "living," the new song by dierks bentley. >> jesse: i'm going to go with the classic "white rabbit." >> jedediah: i picked a corny one, i picked my wedding song. "keeper of the stars." i never knew i'd want to get married and i'm so happily married -- >> greg: you just cursed it. >> juan: holy smokes. [laughter] >> jedediah: thanks, greg. >> greg: you mentioned your husband in every single block. >> dana: newlyweds. give it eight years.

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>> jesse: time now for "one more question." facebook question. who, in your opinion, was the biggest turkey, gray, of 2018? >> greg: i'm going to go with maureen 5. >> jesse: they haven't even played in the super bowl yet. >> dana: then you can do it and 29, too prayed >> greg: thank you very much. dana? >> dana: i was a harvey weinstein. >> jesse: i will go with pocahontas. her relatives were at the first things giving and she blew herself up and she didn't need to go to. >> juan: i will go the opposite of pocahontas, donald trump. there is no question, the thing is, he is, like, everlasting. it's a perennial. >> greg: like a turkey, he feeds so many people. >> dana: i think he is done at three years in a row. maybe four years. >> jesse: all right? >> jedediah: are you ready?

to fake news media. that's right, i took it home. [laughter] >> jesse: let's do an honorable mention. michael avenatti. turkey of the year. >> greg: i'm going to go with the people at my gym who talk on the phone when i am on the stair climber. there is a sign that says you can't use your phone at the gym. and it's probably one of the worst things you can do on the gym is be at the phone because it irritates people, no one wants to hear what you are saying. >> dana: did you tell management to enforce the rules? >> greg: i don't want to be the person. i would rather do it here. there will be somebody from that gym lessening. >> jedediah: you just can't stop selling my book, can you? >> greg: [laughs] >> juan: what also happens at the gym, you'll be trying to focus, and people are chatting away, and i am like, i am trying to focus. people will come over -- >> dana: a guy at my gym marks on the stair climber really loudly inappropriately, doesn't. [laughter] >> greg: only somebody can

walk too loud for dana. >> jesse: that's it for us, very special edition of "the five." we hope you all had a wonderful thanksgiving. we'll see you tomorrow. "special report" next. ♪ >> welcome to washington and happy thanksgiving. president trump keeps up its war of words with the top just as on the supreme court. it is a most unusual thanksgiving for thousands displaced by the northern california wildfire, and an early look at the democratic field for the 2020 presidential campaign. this is "special report." ♪ good evening, happy thanksgiving. i am mike emanuel and for bret baier. president trump is taking a holiday from his twitter habit tonight. the president is continuing his criticism of the federal judiciary in general, and

supreme court chief justice john roberts in particular. it comes in a thanks g