this season and why he has a message for senator bernie sanders. with all the tensions starting to melt the south of the border, union president brandon judd will be joining david as well. he's going to tell us what he's seeing down there. it all starts at 10:00 a.m. eastern. don't miss me on fox business every day 2:00 p.m. >> dana: hello, everyone, i'm dana peluso, along which ended i'll be no >> this is "the five." we certainly hope you all had a happy thanksgiving with a lot of delicious feasting with family and friends. before we get to the rest of the show, let's go around the table. see how everyone's thanksgiving was. we have to start with you, greg. >> it was great. the producers asked us if we'd supply pictures. so i did.

this is the turkey. that's a bowl of stuffing. the stuffing was great. i went off my atkins diet and had some stuffing. there was green beans. i was at a restaurant. >> they serve corn on the cob on thanksgiving? >> i think i have a picture of me and the people i was with. there is sean, laura, tucker, and me. people enjoying a nice meal. this is what we do outside of work. >> that looks very fun. that looks very fun. >> lawrence, you are in dallas? >> i cook. my mom had lupus growing up so she taught me how to cook very early. a lot of my family got together and talk politics, actually. it didn't play that way because my mom already said none of that, here's pecan pie. but it was very civil. nobody was screaming at each other. we naturally talk loud, but it was well.

>> we showed pictures of ourselves. you showed picture of the food you made. >> my mother is 92. she is sharp as a tack. me and a friend went out to a hotel and my mother had whatever she wanted with the active support and love of her son. it was the right kind of thanksgiving. thanks for asking. >> she earned that. >> i felt proud. >> this is your first time on "the five." i hope my mother is watching but thank you, mom, for everything. all the love and support you've given me. >> does she still have a cocktail? >> she has a cocktail whatever she wants with my support and love. she is sharper than i am. >> what's her cocktail of choice? >> her cocktail of choice is per cycle. the only thing she says to me, how do you as a centrist turned out as you did, because she's far left.

>> we cooked. it was the first time we cooked. >> turkey or no turkey? >> for his first turkey, it was delicious! my dog was there. she had so much food. she had turkey, sweet potato, applesauce. my angel. i made a gluten-free stuffing that i was terrified was going to be awful but was actually delicious. >> do you do that because you have issues with gluten or -- >> here we go... too trendy for you, greg? >> you had sticks, didn't you? >> i had a ribeye. it was so good. nothing gluten-free about it. >> what about they know? what did you do? >> i took a bunch of pictures of my dog. >> how is this any different? >> this is the table. we were down in new jersey. my mom and her friend barb are here in town and peter and i, we

all went to the yacht club and we joined on with a lander family. they have a big family. we have a small little family. we got to be a part of them. that was really fun. pictures of my dog! that's the only thing i want. >> the interesting fact i told you today about the author? >> the c is silent in yacht. >> we learn something new from you every day, greg. if you watched facebook live... >> you can win these pictures. >> we can win these pictures? >> that's what i'm thinking about right now. >> i have to get back on the diet right now. >> i'm jealous, lawrence. 51 pounds -- >> you eat whatever you want, enjoy your family, you go back on it. >> did you buy buy a bunch of w clothes? >> black friday shopping. we have a lot to get to, but we have to move on to the

border battle that's heating up. president trump threatening to shut down the entire border if mexico does not control the migrant caravan heading our way. >> if we find that it gets to a level where we are going to lose control or people are going to start getting hurt, we will lose entry into the country for a period of time. i've already shut down parts of the border because it was out of control, with the writing on the other side. could there be a shutdown? there certainly could. it'll be about border security. >> the president also said he's authorizing active-duty troops to authorize for us if they have to. government shutdown if congress doesn't move on shutting down the wall. the former acting i.c.e. director to secure the border now or else he'll don't make the situation will get worse. >> the reason there is a caravan on the border, the reason the numbers are high right now is because congress has failed to act.

they've failed to close loopholes because of his caravans. everybody is watching what's going on right now. if we do not secure this border, if we let these people coming and they get released, not to show up in court, even if they show up in court, don't leave. if we don't have a hard response and protect the sovereignty of this country right now, there is going to be more caravans. this is just the beginning. >> i was saying that i can see the future that this issue is going to come to a head and it's going to be solved. congress is going to be -- you talk about immigration at the things giving table? >> we talked about immigration. the only issue my family agrees with trump on is immigration. my grandmother made it very clear. "son, i may not like donald trump, but one thing i will do is help them build that wall." and a lot of black folks agree when it comes to the issue because freedom has never been something that his free. it's something that you fight for.

blood in the soil pure that's what a lot of americans see. will congress get it done? i don't think so, because both political parties benefit from this controversy. the president has caved on the issue a little bit. he said, look, i will give you citizens for daca people. i don't think democrats are willing to cave because of the optics of the wall, even though many of them previously had the position of supporting the wall, a lot of them don't support it now. >> i think we democrats would benefit from a compromise. do border security, do the wall, do daca, and try to get a pathway to citizenship because these issues hurt the democrats and it's clear it would help the republicans too. trump made the whole campaign about immigration, about the caravan. it didn't do so well in the congressional elections. for him to broaden his appeal for 2020, a deal would help

them. my advice in the lame duck session? start the process of getting it done. tie it to criminal justice reform. it would even be better. >> that's going to be tough to get immigration done at the lame duck? >> but we've got to try. ultimately it's going to be tougher for the republicans after the new congress is sworn in with nancy pelosi. >> that's true. i'm an optimist. i feel like something to get done, jedediah, but these guys are telling me it could be tough. >> this is the key issue the president trump ran on. one of the things he ran on is immigration. he talked about the wall extensively. i think if there is an issue for him to really hit home on and -- look, if you got to shut the government down, i know people on the left and some people on the right freak out when he's talking about a government shutdown. to get to the left, they market it well. they do not talk about the fact that so many essential government services actually continue when you have a government shutdown. >> i feel like the tide is turning on it, greg.

we talk about this issue every single day for years. it feels like, to me, it's coming to a head and might get to a good place. >> well, i'm a little pessimistic as well. it's obvious that for donald trump, this is a central concern of his that has a long in his head but has a short-term cost. you don't get good p.r., the media hates you, you're painted as a bigot, all the short term kunkel winces to benefit which is the changes in immigration is not being kept up with the current system. we update our phone every year. we have a system that we refuse to update for fear of being yelled at. immigration highlights the differences between the constrained and unconstrained. they believe humans are fallible, they will game the system. you need to have a process. but the left, unconstrained, believe in moral progress, and

that laws are just temporary. >> the answer is not moral progress. it's political benefit. if trump is flexible on what the wall is and the democrats are flexible on terms for daca and pathway to citizenship, the big winner will be donald trump -- speak of the progressive wing of the party -- >> i'm not a progressive in case you've noticed -- >> that's not what the energy of your party is. >> sadly, you are right. >> a lot of those people are open border. >> you have to please those people -- >> you don't have to please those people. >> she doesn't have the full support of our caucus now -- >> she does. >> so with that base of the party, how are you going to set them up? we are not. >> we don't need to set them up. we need to get the republicans to do a deal that will benefit trump, benefit the democrats, benefit the country. >> you know how this works, though.

>> i do. >> they are going to say, let's talk about a path to citizenship. and once this is all figured out and we have governments of immigration reform, then we cant border security. >> you are right, jedediah. it's got to be border security first. >> i want to make one last point and will go. if both sides benefit from it politically from it being an issue, why can't the same be true that both sides would be benefiting -- >> you're leaving out one central piece, that is the media which benefits from playing santa. it goes back to the short-term consequences, they get to college from a racist, call conservatives bigots, you can ignore the long-term benefits which will make the country safer to have an immigrn system that matches the current challenges. it's hard to be the adult. that's what we are dealing with right now, talking about walls. that's the adult filter. the media has the child filter, which is, like, this is just mean. >> but the democrats say, we

want to do a deal, then do you think the media will say, okay, will support them in trying to get that done? >> i think they'll do that if they actually get the white house and all of a sudden they become adults. right now they don't have to. >> they try that in 2008. >> they should try it again now. it'll help the democrats. >> we should talk about this like a lawrence's table. a show down. loretta lynch and james comey, when they show up to answer questions? that is up next. ♪ ♪ the united states postal service makes more holiday deliveries to homes

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congressman trey gowdy explains why g.o.p. lawmakers don't want that. >> the last time i saw that jim comey in a public congressional hearing, almost 100 times he said "i can't answer in this setting." why in the world would he want to go back to a setting where he knows he can't answer all the questions? i am sure he only wants me to have five minutes. i'm sure of that. but i need more than five minutes. i have 37 pages of questions for rod rosenstein. imagine how many questions i have for jim comey. >> greg, i'm a democrat. >> yes. >> i worked for bill clinton. >> i'm sorry to hear that. >> increasingly watching the ane documentary about the lewinsky scandal, i tend to share your views. >> did you learn something new? >> i saw the whole thing played out and it disturbed me. but what also disturbs me, greg, the fact that the hillary clinton email scandals has never fully been

investigated. we don't know where those 31,000 emails went. we don't know about the classified emails that may have gone to the wrong people. we don't know why loretta lynn said it was a matter rather than an investigation. we do not know why jim comey did what i think, greg, was wrong on july of 2016, and wrong 10-11 days before the election. how do you see it? >> i don't want another episode of "mr. smith goes to washington." there should be a drinking game where if he says aw, shucks, you should get a drink. i hypnotized down i hired a -- every time someone says we need to put comey on the show, they will actually hear "more cat videos," amatory them on the phrase "guess what," and robot story.

>> the subpoenas, too much or appropriate? >> possibly it's futile. i don't think it's going to happen. it's a last ditch effort by republicans before they lose the chairmanship to try to get them to come in. and comey always has a way to make this some sort of a p.r. thing. if you are not paying attention to this day-to-day and you see comey says, i'll come and testify, i wanted to be open so there is no leaking, that's actually a pretty decent message for him. >> even though he did leak himself -- speak of the leaking thing woul. >> he refuses to admit it. >> lawrence, we are coming to pick democrats and the potentiar a lot of investigations. do you think it makes sense one last time -- >> i do not see in the investigation if the president had a stronger attorney general to actually look at their own departments and identify what's actually going on.

the problem with james comey, he's such a shallow man. i really don't like him. he reminds me of the conservative intellectuals out there that say they they're the only ones who are conservative, i am so perfect. a lot of american people are turned off by him, especially because there are so many inconsistencies, investigates hillary clinton about a private email server, he has a private email, it investigates leaking, he leaks. so dishonest about himself. at the end of the day, he's going to be known as the worst fbi director in american history. >> he hasn't done himself any good in his public phase. i'm a sports fan, so i watch basketball and football. i was thinking of dean smith and north carolina and the four corners. i think, jedediah -- >> exactly what we were thinkin thinking! >> i'm glad you didn't ask me about the sports angle. >> that's why i'm asking jedediah. >> i think jim comey is running

out the clock when there's a lot to be answered. >> i think he wants to dvr so he can watch himself on tv. >> i never do that. >> he want to be the center of attention. he loves to be at the podium. the audacity of the guy that he can set the terms. if you subpoena him -- >> he's the guy who's supposed to set pelvic respect the law. >> i think he violated the law twice. both in july and october. dana, are we going to come into a period of more investigations when my democratic friends take over? >> every day you find out there's going to be more. look, i think they'll say that they have an obligation to do it, that there was a mandate from the people who voted for them, they wanted to check on this administration, how do you do that? the founders set it up, the legislative branch, check the legislative branch per there is the backstop of the judiciary. >> a simple question for all. will we have an impeachment crisis? >> no. >> no. >> i think we may.

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it opens the door to somebody like him. in the same interview, goes on to slam european leaders urging them to get control of the immigration crisis in order to deal with the rise of the right wing populism. i'm confused with her. >> you don't say... >> she won't go away. what more does she want the press to do? they are so hostile to the president. here's the deal. i want the press to be hard on presidents. it seems like they've just awoken from an eight year, with the last administration, so what can the press do for this president? >> there's an answer fortunately to your question. what she wants, the price to slam president trump and that she should run again. my partner wrote in "the wall street journal" this week, bottom line there is a strong desire among hillary clinton and her supporters to come back a

divided field, maybe, just maybe, there'll be an opportunity for her to run. >> i guess this is a selfish act to ask the press to carry her water as they always do. >> is very hard to exit stage left or right. >> that's a little clever. a little wordplay. very little. >> she can't get off the stage. she wants to keep relitigating -- you guys obviously know her a lot better than i do. >> i worked for her. >> i used to work for mark penn. i respect that. no way. the energy is not there. she passed her by date -- >> i believe that, dana. but she does not believe that. >> it'll be worse than ever. can i comment on the thing she said about immigration, though? so she was secretary of state when all of this stuff was happening with angela merkel,

opening up the borders, saying we've got to bring in a million syrian refugees because it's our moral obligation to do so. she is trying to let everybody know, this is a disaster waiting to happen. she looks at it because she says the problem is that led to the rise of right-wing extremists. the people who are in germany say, well, maybe -- but okay, it led to the rise in crime. the rise in all these other problems. she's trying to send a warning signal per that's what president trump is trying to do as well. saying that we've learned from angela merkel's mistakes. we agree with you, hillary, that's why i go back to that i think something could happen on immigration because it kind of has to. >> greg, we talked about this in the green room a little bit. i'm for evaluating our side and talking about the extreme elements of it, but the problem is they present this lazy commentary as painting us all as racists, as this racist, populist movement. what are your comments on that?

>> first, just to hillary, i'm pretty certain that fox has her under secret contract because she is delivering prepackaged segments on a weekly basis. we don't even have to do that much. we just say verbatim -- between her and avenatti, december is set for us. >> avenatti is going to be detained for a while. >> it's going to be very hard for her. she's in a pickle. how can she call trump a bigot if she just now trumpets his exact stance? she just embraced the stance that uncontrolled migration has negative impact on your country. it goes back to what we are talking about in the a block, if you embrace a process, you can be portrayed as means or as bigoted. so you have to sacrifice your own p.r. where as you say, hey, open borders, we love you, ,, come, come, you are santa. >> jedediah, she was friends with her they'll

make him for years. >> i think she legitimately feels robbed of this election. i don't think she has any self awareness how bad she is actually running. she really doesn't get why she lose, that's why she says it's russia because she can't fathom the people didn't come out and support her. what's interesting is that she criticizes the media coverage of trump. the media talked a lot about trump and may be some argued that helped him get elected and put him from the center, but most of that coverage was bad but democrats couldn't stand him, a lot of republicans did not want him to be the guy. they were looking at marco rubio. they were looking at rand paul. they were saying this guy is not going to be safe. doesn't know what he's doing. to argue the media wasn't smart -- it's a ridiculous -- and frankly... that interview shows why she so terrible. it was hard to even follow what she was saying and where she was going. when you are saying is confusing, this is why she's a terrible candidate. she doesn't take a message, hit at home, only person in the

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employs automatically supporterr car can drive over it. this sound like a terrible idea, but i have i have a feeling yoe it. >> if you think shoppers on black friday are going to respect the will of basically a robot that's nothing more than a traffic cone with a battery charge -- do you see how they treat humans? do you see how people treat humans on black friday? what are they going to do with this poor innocent robot? by the way, parking is the persuasion that primes the violence. when you already get to the store, you are upset. >> dana? we've got to go around on this. >> i like the online shopping. no parking. >> you park yourself in front of the computer... >> i get what they are trying to do. i think the best system is a buddy system. you've got to get them. one person that pops out and gets the stuff. >> jedediah, i am so hopeless. even with the keys that light up

the car and all that, i still lose my car. if they can come up with a robot that'll go off and get off to your car, so much the better. >> a robot that i'll find your car? >> there's a whole thing you can do. really simple. >> i think the robot is going to get run over. >> they are going to be bullied. robot bullying is going to be a big thing in ten years. >> i will be leading the charge. >> politically correct liberals will defend robots. >> up next! ♪ >> gobble away! if you're indulging in all the thanksgiving meals without worrying about the calories or fat, but where. a new study says the average american will pack on 6 pounds during the holidays. 6 pounds! >> look, i've got to say. lawrence has lost 51 pounds. i'm jealous. but i've got to say, most

adults -- you said, look, one day it's a holiday where i can eat. i'm the type if i eat, the next day it becomes a holiday again and i want to eat more and more and more. i'm the type of person, if i cheat, i'm gone. you are not that way. i'm jealous. >> this is the real thing. it's not the one day that's getting people. it's that people have left orders leftovers. they eat them the entire week. it becomes a problem. you either one day, you are done. you can sneak and get dessert that morning like i did before i got to the airport and you be done with it. you get back on your return. >> i like the routine. you've got to get out and exercise a little bit. do a little fitness video if it's freezing outside. >> greg? >> you are missing the whole point of this. basically six weeks out of the year, right, can erase both both your weight loss gains, weight loss gains, the amount you lost over the year, and your financial savings in one swoop for the entire year.

the entire amount you save for the year, the amount of weight you lost, you can cancel out in six weeks of decadence buying gifts and eating crappy food. if we did a holiday fast for one year, to go years -- >> we aren't doing that. >> you would be physically and financially well off than you are your entire life. i'm thinking about myself! >> you'll get hate mail -- >> i get a lot of hate mail, lawrence. i'm building a tree of hate mail. no holidays -- think about the money you save! >> i was once paid a few hundred dollars of advice from a lawyer who said, don't go to thanksgiving. go to a spot. you'll save calories, you will be better off. >> do we have time for one more? >> one more. finally, a social media uproar over this macy's day parade performance.

♪ >> pop star rita or getting roasted for lip-synching to her song "let you love me" on her floor yesterday. not the only one who couldn't hit notes but several artists say they couldn't perform live due to technical snafus. macy's later apologized for the technical difficulties that may have impacted some of the performances. my issue is she was lip-synching badly. she made it obvious. if you are going to lip-sync because of whatever is going on, you've got to practice that stuff. >> here's my deal. i believe these holiday shows our career killers. i think people should really consider -- i mean, look at mariah carey. even beyonce got some pushback. they just cannot stand the cold weather on their vocal cords. they mess up. they blow it. it takes them an entire year to recover for it because everybody is waiting for the next

thanksgiving, the next christmas performance to see if they can really hit those. >> i'm old-fashioned. this is a holiday. let's give people some slack. for goodness sake! it was cold out there. i was out here trying to get into fox. frankly it was tough being outside. don't ask me -- >> the grants could do it. aretha franklin... >> jedediah, i think you are wrong. if you are going to lip-sync, you should make it as obvious as possible because that's transparent and it's real. it's like, look, we all know it's fake. if you want to see the best lip-synching ever, american bandstand public image was all in, didn't even bother. the music is playing and they start walking around. it's like this mid song playing, it's hysterical. it's on youtube. i think it's better to pretend

>> is not like he went to the elton john farewell concert. it's not like he was lip-synching at that concert. looking at the macy's day parade when it was 23 degrees. >> listen, i'm with you. if you are going to be a singer, you've got to sing. i'm with kelly clarkson too. stay right there. fan mail friday is coming up next. did you ever notice that the very first bite of every great meal is always the potato? that's why it should always be an idaho potato. only genuine idaho potatoes have the perfect taste and texture to get your meal started right.

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♪ >> fan mail friday. let's get to your questions. why waste anymore time. question from bradley stein. what subject could you teach a master class on? doug? >> politics of getting a president elected and making the conversion to hopefully compelling member of "the five." >> there you go! jedediah? >> grammar. >> you are a principal? >> i was a dean. my masters was in spanish. i don't speak it much anymore. but my grammar... if you need anything edited... >> messaging.

how you message to different communities. you struggle with that on the right. >> i agree with you. i don't know, from a public relations perspective, what would you be good at? >> [laughs] do you know what i did? i taught a class in washington, d.c., and one of the things i did is bring in photojournalists and talk about how they don't get as much credit as they deserve for being great journalists. they get the shot, you remember them. so i brought them in and they explained going on these minds and took a picture, vindicate my comments. >> do they get their film directed dolomite developed at duane reade? for republicans and conservatives, it's in short supply and i think i can -- kylie jenner and asks which is the most unusual but fun experience -- you don't need to. >> you mean like together?

>> i've never done anything with doug that we can talk about. >> exactly. >> what we did in mexico... >> i know... [laughter] >> greg, if you are wearing masks, i'd recognize the birthmark. where are we going with this? i was giving everybody time. what's the most unusual but fun experience? >> it was unusual, but i had never been skiing before. i took the lessons and i thought i was going to hate it but i actually was really cool but i didn't panic when he took me to the bigger hail and they didn't know how to get down. it was a lot more fun than i realized and a lot less terrifying. if you take it in tiny doses... >> taking it in tiny doses. that's my unusual experiences experience. >> tubing. i can't swim. i did it with a life jacket. i went in the water, i felt like i was drowning. i had nightmares for three

weeks. but it was fun at the time. but when i fell... >> i've done so much fun stuff! i went on a safari. i saw the big five in an hour. >> what's the big five? >> the giraffe, the elephant -- >> the elephant. >> that she'd. >> we should do the big five on "the five." >> i've gone on of use of if you safaris, being on the back of a motorcycle on a light ten in new orleans. i valved >> most fun, unusual experience? mdma. come on. it'll be legal into the years. trust me. it's going to be legal. i did it on my bachelor -- right before i got married.

i should shut up now. my wife knows. what sound walls you to sleep and which one keeps you up at night? lawrence? >> i go to sleep to the ocean. i have an app on my phone to do that. >> i thought it was the real ocean. >> the thing that'll keep it smacking, i cannot stand it when people smack and that... >> eating? how are you sleeping to people who are chewing? >> what keeps me up? it would be that. >> it's hard to believe this, i think traffic help lulls me to sleep. >> one it's far away? ambient noise. >> snoring keeps me up. >> i will date myself. what puts me to sleep is '50s rock 'n' roll. what makes me wake up his abject

silence. i'm a born and bred new yorker. i need noise, i need action. when it's dead quiet, i have trouble sleeping. >> jedediah? >> the tv has to be on for me to fall asleep. i love it. and silence -- >> euro aren't disturbed? >> i need to have the tv on. if it's quiet, you go to a hotel and feel soundproof, i have to do something to create some noise. >> the best sleeping aid that is nonmedical our podcasts. you know, when you went to a lecture in college and trying to stay away? when you listen to podcasts, that triggers that feeling going, i've got to stay awake but i can't. then you can get halfway through a great podcast. what keeps me up at night? my thoughts. i realize i'm addicted to consciousness. you wake up in the middle of the night and you go this is great, i'm awake and have all these

thoughts, i'm addicted to consciousness. >> metadata. >> i don't want to do. i lie there for three hours. >> do you dream scary dreams that wake you up in the middle of the night? >> i love that. it's like a free amusing park ride. okay! "one more thing" is up next. ♪

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♪ >> dana: time now for one more thing, i was searching around for one for myself. our very own doug mckelway is a reporter here for us, it's a very special set of skills that involves the banjo, watch this. ♪ ♪ doug mckelway, we didn't know you had that special talent. greg will be booking you for his next party. >> greg: it will happen on a bridge. tomorrow night, we have a brand-new show. we didn't take the day off, 10:00 p.m. saturday you're going to love this show. lots of evergreen stories, now time for this. "greg's crime corner post ."

look at what they are doing, these two little -- check this out. humans can't work together but these two dogs. >> that's pretty impressive. >> greg: they are all evolving before our eyes. >> i want all the puppies everywhere. this made me cry, it's beautifu beautiful. they took their gray tabby cat mason when they fled the camp fire in northern california and mason escaped his cat carrier and sprinted away. firefighters found mason, this is the moment you are seeing of her reunion with her pat. these firefighters rescued 22 cats, deliver them to veterinary hospital and anyone who has an animal knows that if anyone has

ever lost an animal when you are reunited with them -- they got there cap back. >> i'm going to be in columbus, ohio, tomorrow at the ohio state michigan game. >> i read about it in "the wall street journal." >> see if michigan for the first time in 13 years can beat ohio state, ohio state is the underdog but so far michigan has a tough time beating them at home. >> let's see what happens. it's our favorite show. >> many of you guys know that i'd like to cook, many of my families say that i can burn in the kitchen, this guy took burn to a new level you have to see what he did, take a look. [shrieking] >> that was dinner for this family. the guy leaves, puts the turkey on the grill, it's engulfed in

flames and the dinner was ruined. you don't know how to grill, you never leave your grill for hours you have to control the fire. >> good morning for us all. it's fun to be with you all, that's it for us see you back here on monday, "special report" is up next. >> another figure connected to the trump campaign team says he simply talks with a special council, saudi arabia's crown prince begins its first tour abroad and will democrats slash the defense budget once they take over the house, this is "special report." ♪ good evening on mike emanuel in for bret baier. there are new worries tonight over the special counsel investigation, a conservative writer and associate