greg: we wherein the holiday season. it's time to rebut him on the following things your family, your health and of course those.

and i'm thankful we live in a free country. where you are free to say stuff. man we have heard a lot of that here. >> the president who is not fit to lead was going to do something crazy in five minutes, one hour tonight or tomorrow. what more do you need to hear from him to start thinking 25th amendment or something else? greg: i wish she would sleep at night. anyway then there is this. >> that the president is a foreign agent. greg: it could be a robot too. who could forget this? this president has radicalized so many more people than isis ever did. greg: that deserves award. just one more. >> he does lose which will be a

happy event it would be stunning i'm not leaving, call the military. you have to wonder if this man really would do that. greg: what is really important is this. >> america now has the hottest economy on earth. we have taken action to bring back american jobs. we will make america wealthy again. we will make america strong again. we will make america great again [applause] greg: all right, look i think they are clapping for me but it's okay. the relationship between trump and the media may never change but when talking heads are saying outrageous things does not mean maybe the country is relatively okay maybe things are running smoothly so there is no

reception to talk about or an international crisis knock on haywood and chick-fil-a delivers to your house now. so things are pretty good unless you are a chicken. so yeah you will hear a lot of bad stuff from the talking heads and the president looked her right back out them. the actors are all over the top, the dialogue is cheesy and the storylines are ridiculous. he won't leave if he is not reelected. come on you. start a coup? shut up you festering gasbag. [applause] but with any good soap we the viewers just sit there and think , oh my god i can't stop watching this and it is but that's okay. you don't take it so seriously. as for the talking heads will they be thankful for trump? is it good for their business to mainly because without him they

would be extremely boring. there is nothing worse than that. well, maybe there is. >> it's fun to get together with friends and family. greg: all right let's welcome tonight's guest a prescription filler and my favorite painkiller. the host of the radio show dr. drew live dr. drew pinsky. [applause] look at him. he is funny and highly strung like a tennis racket made from cloud dust. comedian joe. [applause] greg: you know for thanksgiving she and her cat shared a swanson's turkey dinner. nasa review reporter andy lives

in two-time zones but he doesn't even play. former wwe superstar and tyrus. all right dr. drew could you imagine if we had instead of trump we had hillary. would we be enjoying this kind of i don't know bonanza? >> you have to remember news is a commercial enterprise and they are addicted to president trump. he controls the news cycle and they are addicted to him. they get ratings but had he not been elected president there would have been something about the people that put them in the presidency we would be hearing from in the worst way. greg: that is true. how am i doing? >> you are doing great. some of the news outlets are addictive.

greg: i was referring to the window cleaner. i'm no longer doing that. >> you don't yiejoe loves the j. members-only is back in style. country is doing okay so would the word about? >> i am worried that crazy is becoming a relative term now. a politician like trump who says what he thinks and doesn't try to hide it might seem nuts to hillary clinton. greg: he is saying basically everything that is on his mind and most of those comments what we think i guess. >> i think the crazy ones seem like the pundits. they say call the military. there's no such person as the military. you can't call up and say hello is this the military? [laughter]

greg: that's such roux. cat, what is your take is here on how it's going as we are getting towards 2019? >> i have some issues but none of them have to do with trump. greg: would you care to share them? >> my dad told me not to do that anymore. i just talked to dr. drew now. i think they don't realize that they love it. if trump didn't say sometimes out there things they wouldn't have anything to talk about. they just look at twitter and he says he's tweeting it 3:00 in the morning again. i can write about how his unhinged are crazy and everyone is going to love it. they don't have to actually do any research anymore. greg: it's so easy. meb in saying it for myself. this has been fun and easy but being a kid and being able to have ice cream for breakfast, lunch and dinner that's what it's like in the media for trump

you just feel sick all the time. you have eaten so much ice cream tyrus. >> you are in a fast-track to diabetes too. forgive me for talking slow. look even when he doesn't say anything they will just make something up. they didn't have many good quotes after the midterms so he is mad. the white house start. the lights are probably off. they have to. there's probably a rule like in my football locker were used to. >> the sign before we got them play. literally when they come out of the locker rooms, let's just say they do they will come out and say trump rally 16 times per segment. every time you mention his name you don't have a story, make something up.

greg: he provides three things for a great story. he can be the hero, the villain and he provides the focus which was the opposite of president obama the media scrutinizing him because he could get in trouble. you can get trump casserole, trump eggs, it trump's sausage, trump potatoes. i'm making you hungry. the other thing to i think the media is upset that it's become a bifurcated idea. they long for the days when i was a monolith when everybody was behind one vision and it was the mythical walter cronkite. now it is change in the talk about divisiveness but it's because there's another alternative. >> they confuse news with opinion and talk shows with news. greg: i'm not sure. sometimes i think i'm dreaming and i'm in the hospital.

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greg: a fuhrer professors asked for and keep quiet in class but that's the implication of a recent poll were u.s. college students had 52% of their professors regularly, only 52 shared their irrelevant political beliefs think what -- class and 53% of all students surveyed say they are afraid to openly disagree with the professor in class. the rate is higher, 61% are conservative students. what is wrong with colleges these days? in my day we knew how to lighten up. i have a video from one of my research projects. it includes a robber glove and he used vacuum pump. [bleep] greg: needless to say i didn't pass the class. joe what were you liking college and would you think of today's

climate? >> it was pretty cool back then greg. i will tell you what i think these kids now forget the free speech is meant to protect us and now they want -- and what speeches about. most kids won't show up for the voter they will protest the vote. greg: it's interesting joe because you are comedian andy traveling comedians complain that a want to go on college campuses anymore. they worry that their jokes will be taken out of context or whatnot. should the committee and be on the frontline condemning this? >> a lot of us are. we show up to a building that says it's a comedy club and you make a joke and someone thinks it's a statement that's a little bit their fault. [laughter] greg: it's so true. dr. drew you see young people come and go. c i feel like i'm living upside down. what we have done with words and

policing words. i was thinking about this something that cuts you to the quick when you were in high school you heard about nationalism and that was offensive to you. people here when they hear the word here are two different things. one is patriotism and the other roof is white nationalism. it's putting the national interest ahead of your own. when did that become an offensive idea? greg: i don't know. a lot of boards i don't use anymore. thank god though because they really were awful. i was such a bad person. that is your real name. >> my real name is catherine. we been working together for 3.5 years. greg: that long? that's great. congratulations. there is a solution to this, cat don't go to college. >> or don't care about

disagreeing with your professor. i used to love disagreeing with my teachers. started very young. in first grade i started chanting no more math at a teacher who was trying to teach me how to add. in retrospect i'm glad i learned but in sixth grade i also told my teacher that i did not need to learn how to do math. i was more sophisticated. i do not need to learn how to do math as i knew my life calling was to write short stories about shipwrecks. last. >> she loves a good shipwreck. >> gordon lightfoot, know the song by heart. greg: is a parallel to your life. what is the iceberg? >> i don't know, i'm doing great it's really sad. college is supposed to be a place where you openly express your ideas. not despite having been challenged but in order to be

challenged. if you don't have your ideas challenge you aren't going to be able to defend them. greg: that's such a good point. >> the rest of them aren't s.t.e.m. class. they don't care. they are trying to figure out the truth. greg: i'm surprised tyrus only 53% of the professors. i thought it would be higher. seemed if you gave me something to fill out in college it ain't going to happen. i was a class clown. joe i'm assuming you were one too. if i don't have any material i don't show up. the guy stands up and he gets brave. nobody asked you. you can't do that anymore. maybe it was because i was big or because i didn't have my assignment. i thrived on that.

you didn't want to get into the notes. i have a question on 45. there was no question. exactly why are we only having 20 questions? because i'm black? no, no, please, please. then it would become a debate. then i would look at my buddy since they don't worry about this. apparently everyone sits and listens to the professor. greg: i gave the question to cat , don't go to college. if you start a business in four years if it doesn't work out for you you are probably a loser, right? four years dedicated. >> that's a little strong. i give it the college is not for everyone and you know that real quick when you are looking at books and they have to walk than they are crying which is a lot right now. i'm saying if you start something and he failed it's a pretty good indication the business, i just couldn't sell buggy whips and the best buggy

whips in town but apparently no one uses them anymore. greg: i like them for it -- but not for buddies. >> i have a whole trailer full. this is why don't play with you. he gets so freaky. my point is you can take a skill set from the business you try and put it somewhere else. but if you show up in college and it's probably costing your parents a ton of money, you can take that with you anywhere. greg: learned skills, photography. our favorite fake commercials of the year. we wanted to get your favorites but you wouldn't return our calls. thanks a lot people. thanks a lot people. [applause]

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powder. >> i'm going to fix is the windshield in your car. . >> do you know, what i notice about the difference between fraud - - box and other shows we bleeped them out to. . >> we have to make sure they don't hear t30. >> they are working late tonight. [laughter] what is your favorite quick. >> i like the one about the social network that keeps you out of trouble. >> are you worried your social network is mining your personal information sharing it with political operatives quick. >> i can play facebook is

using my information with donald trum trump. >> maybe you should try not connected the world's first off-line online social network it's on your computer right now to give it a try how did you get that on my computer ?-question-mark don't worry about that. just give it a try. >> i will post a clever tweet about the president. >> the highly advanced technology looks just like most social networks we were not on the internet or not connected to anything you bypass twitter and facebook and end up here. meanwhile it was retweeted 1000 times everyone was retweeted 1000 times. >> thanks not connected you are connected with none of the real sharing.

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pictures you tell me what you see soldier getting rowdy during fleet week that is trump's fault. >> woman upset about the current political climate. i recognize that anywhere the day trump was elected. [laughter] . >> attacking japan see? is terrorizing foreign countries. . >> you do qualify. >> does it have special powers quick. >> noah jet on - - a giant magnifying glass but you can pull your head out of your ass. [laughter] . >> how is it going? your face is the worst part of my day.

if you need to check your facts first do it. tom is really good at turning a corner. and then to say thank you to somebody. he is great. do you have anything to say quick. >> no. great. [laughter] i thought maybe i should ask. up next questions and answers we answer viewer mail. i don't think anybody has done this before. this before. stick around.

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♪ . >> the segment you are waiting for is you can learn more about us is time for viewer mail everybody gets to answer you are under oath so no making things that. greg: the silver chambers asks what would you be doing if you didn't get into media? that's easy for you because you are a doctor. . >> i would be practicing medicine. . >> i was such a workaholic i started to dreaded after a couple of decades. >> patients have to be annoying. >> yes. [laughter] greg: tell me your worst patient. [laughter]

i would be her worst patient believe me. . >> it was human resources and that is tough for people taking me seriously. [laughter] . >> and then i was blamed for sexual harassment. [laughter] . >> you are cracking jokes. >> what would you be doing quick. >> that is a step below cat lady. >> it is a step above so you have a reptile quick. >> yes a farm full of reptiles i would read them and never

wash my hair. greg: you would be like that person in that movie. look it up. >> i'd keep the job i got fired from. [laughter] and the answers are in the book. [laughter] that sounds right. . >> what about the worst gift you received quick. >> a self-help book anonymously. [laughter] how to have less anxiety but now i think somebody that i care about things i have anxiety. greg: that only adds to the

anxiety. [laughter] . >> an ex-boyfriend gave me about how to clean up your apartment. greg: that is disgusting you must have a dirty apartment. >> i prefer cluttered. greg: food quick. >> know just close. it's not lazy it is creative. . >> i got my aunt a present it was so heavy when you are a kid you would always go into the closet because you know, where they hid the gifts it was a bible picture book. for the 13 -year-old not the most exciting gift in the world. but i thought it was something else like a stereo.

the look on my face was dejection. . >> can you tell me anything hope for the future? . >> what would you say to give hope quick. >> i am the wrong person to ask. . >> america is great i'm positive about humanity and our brilliant system. somebody called and said this will pass. he was talking about a kidney stone. [laughter] it is a brilliant system and it will prevail. we are in the upside down right now but this will pass.

stay positive. . >> you inspire a lot of people. >> now what would you say quick. >> don't. every time i sat and hoped for something it does not happen. get off your ass and go get it. family absolutely not. hard work, never accepting know and keep moving forward. because i dumped everybody that was bad around me. [laughter] [applause] happy thanksgiving everybody. >> i signed the pages i don't read them. but yes.

never except no don't wait for anybody to do anything for you. . >> i would echo doctor drew talking how there could be nuclear war that could be a flock of birds they thought it was a missile. >> the tire entire country had to watch it watch a video because that would definitely happen. >> a lot of time under a desk. [laughter] i was going to go with a height to joke with that is probably stereotypical. >> i said no. >> one more? irish rose he always holds up

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greg: 2062 according to australian artificial intelligence expert robots will have human level brain function in less than 50 years. machines will eventually be able to exhibit human levels of creativity and emotional intelligence which is more

than i can say for this guy. [laughter] the author was quick to point out the apocalypse that we have been misled that the idea the robots will take over they have no desires of their own they do exactly what we tell them to but just to be safe i've already pledged my allegiance to this. [laughter] i don't know i may be bet on the wrong horse. [laughter] computers are already better than humans at math. >> it is not a big deal but there is not a human intelligence and robotics because human intelligence does not exist most of the brainpower is spent trying to make sense out of something we

are feeling or confronted within the external environment we don't have spontaneous intelligence and without a body you don't have feelings they don't have the autonomic nervous system so there isn't a feeling based to their intelligence. >> are you frightened quick. >> what happens and they build a robot out of the automatic nervous system quick. >> i am terrified of robots ever since i saw "star wars" c-3 po speaks 6000 languages i was in high school and i speak one language. [laughter] . >>. >> this is great if they make

emotionally intelligent robot earpieces that i can wear the next time i am fighting with a guy that i am dating the robot your piece can tell me what to say to not make him mad because now all i say is why do you hate me and then i go to my room and i texted doctor drew and i think he needs a break. >> i have been the robotic earpiece for a long time. [laughter] this would be the wot decision you ever made to do the show. >> she's not even paying you she does getting free therapy. >> she pitched me teen mom. >> oh my god. i believe it will not happen

because it's about computational speed and then to be scared of an airplane because it is 50 times faster than you? . >> it is my cup of water theory. just throw water on it but if it got to the point where it decided what is efficient and what is not perfect. if it can create things that could shoot and decides that humans are an efficient or dangerous you will not have a robot that says i am so sad today. they will just take you out to. how does it look like robots take over? i guess you could put a

depressive virus. >> can you wait to the millenni millennia? . >> and then i just sit there those nutrients are on the desk in my head will be there. then you will be at the simulation. do you know, where i will be? . >> i will be dead and i'm good with that. [laughter] greg: we have more stuff. greg: we have more stuff. stick around.

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