>> neil: thank you very much. gillian turner on capitol hill. how it all went down. we are going to have this bail hearing coming up in canada for the cfo of huawei. "the five" is now. ♪ home >> dana: hello, everyone. i am dana perino with morgan ortega, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." fireworks in a high-stakes oval office meeting. president trump and top democrats nancy pelosi and chuck schumer clashing over border wall funding and avoiding a partial government shutdown in a heated face-off. watch this. >> we have these. the wall, that will be the easiest of all, what do you

think, chuck? >> it is called funding the government, mr. president. >> you have the white house. you have the senate. you have the house of representatives. the fact is you do not have the votes in the house. >> nancy, i do. we need border security. it's very simple. when you look at these numbers of the effectiveness of our border security, when you look at the job we're doing -- >> you just said it is effective. >> can i tell you something. without a wall, chuck, you shut it down. >> no, no, no. >> i don't want to do what you did. >> you said i will shutdown the government if i don't get my wall. >> do you want to know something? >> you said it. >> i will take it. i am proud to shutdown the government for border security. i will take the mantle. i will be the one to shut it down. i won't blame you for it. the last time you shut it down, didn't work.

i will take the mantle of shutting it down and i will shut it down for border security. >> dana: democrats pouncing on the president, saying that he would be proud to shutdown the government over border wall. but he's refusing to back down. >> i don't mind having the issue border security on my side. if we have to close down the security over border security, i would actually like that in terms of an issue. chuck's problem is that only last closed down, that was his idea. and honestly, he got killed. so he doesn't want to own it and i said you know rather than us debating who is owning it, i will take it. i will take it. if we close down the country, i will take it. [laughter] >> dana: jesse, the meeting was mostly show no matter what, right? >> jesse: that was all substance. >> dana: interesting. both sides feel it could not have gone better. >> jesse: if you are democrat, you say trump is taken from a possibility for the trump shutdown and if your trump, you

look at the video and say i manhandled these two people on live television and they look like complete buffoons. if you just look at the body language there, he was cutting them off. he was holding a piece of paper. nancy, nancy, nancy. chuck sitting there like a weakling. nancy getting interrupted the whole time. it was an extraordinary physical performance. at the end of the day, look, on a debate stage, he did the same thing with hillary. but these are two weaker people and he basically tag teamed both of them until they looked like blithering idiots. at the end of the day, he said i am shutting this time for border security and i don't care if i take the heat. this is the last chance he's ever going to have to get the wall funding. it's either do-or-die. he's not going to get it in the next two years and he may not get it in the next six. he has to go to the mat on this. he has to own the issue. if he doesn't get it, his supporters are going to show up in the general and say you know it, you had four years to build a wall and didn't bring it together. >> dana: to that point, greg,

there was a npr marist poll. there was a chart. >> greg: tell me. >> dana: they asked republicans sheedy compromise on the wall funding and learn to avoid a shutdown, republican said do not compromise. he has that on his side. >> greg: can you pull up the picture of the group? we are missing the biggest story here which is pence who has been cryogenically frozen. they talk about, they should have a body language expert do that to pence. there is nobody there. it's just pure and electronic. that's exactly what i would do because i'm going you know what, staying out of this. >> jesse: it's not the pence shutdown. >> greg: i'm not involved. i don't hang out with women who aren't my wife. i'm not getting involved. i am staying out of trouble. this encapsulates two things.

why we hate tribal politics. there is a solution in front of this. you do this. we'll do that. there is a solution there but they can't do it because even if they agree with what trump is doing, they can't do it because it's trump. border security is important but they can't admit it. the challenge for trump is that he's always choosing the long-term benefit that creates short-term public relations nightmares. this makes him look mean. the shutdown makes him look mean but the long term win is enhanced border security which is like national security, law and order, you take the long-term vision. but you get reamed over the stuff. >> dana: juan, one of the things that pelosi said to the president was you have majorities in the house and senate until next month. you have the presidency. you past the $5 billion. now there is talk on the hill that house republicans might try to pass it. i thought, why didn't they do it

before? >> juan: i think that's what nancy pelosi was saying, and he was coming back and saying we don't have the votes in the senate where they need 60. he was missing the point totally that he could in fact establish the baseline from which negotiations take place by having a vote among the republican majority in the house. i think it indicates that the white house legislative office doesn't necessarily think they have the votes in the house right now. that became apparent i think, you know, the president encouraged hard-liners in the freedom caucus today to say unless it's got my wall, 100%, the $5 billion, don't go along with it. as you point out in the npr poll, apparently a majority of the trump party people say that's the case. i must say the rest of the poll was overwhelming in terms of american saying you know what. >> dana: but if everyone was posturing today, the first meeting, i don't think all of them are going to be on television. you don't negotiate all your good stuff in front of the cameras.

maybe they will. i don't know. we'll see. where do you think it goes from here? >> morgan: i think the big winner today was schumer's press secretary. i was a press secretary before, not as high-profile as you, but schumer kept going over and over again the same points, trying to make the point that it was that trump shutdown and we got the president to say, he had to stretch our grin on his face like he was so happy -- cheshire grin on his face like he was so happy. the thing that people liked about bernie and trump, no matter what party you came from, it's the ultimate disrupting politics. instead of everyone getting in front of the press and pretending like they all get along and like each other, they all just threw it out there. it was like wwe. it was nasty, disruptive. but i think that's good for politics. i think that's what our founders intended. they didn't attend for everyone to play nice. >> jesse: the founders wanted a wall, i think that was the case. federalist 41.

>> juan: i must say if it was wwe e or let's say a boxing match and you were scoring, the idea was he says i want a shutdown. i own it. nobody does that. >> greg: that's why he won. >> jesse: he doesn't think shutting down the government's, cause that much pain to regular people. the democrats in the media become hysterical when there's a shutdown because they have to make it look like the government is so important to everyone's life when it really isn't. also juan, one more thing. $5 billion in a budget that's what, almost $4 trillion? it's nothing. it's symbolic. >> juan: it seems to me that when he not only says it's going to be trump shutdown within admits democrats want border security and have voted for border security which is what he did, again he undoes his talking points, jesse. when he talks about oh, well, people with disease are coming through, terrorists are coming through. all of it proven wrong, and yet he's sitting there spouting this. >> jesse: homeland security has verified those things.

>> juan: there is no evidence any terrorists have come across the seven border. >> jesse: there's been terrorist related people who have crossed the southern border and tijuana says there are diseases down there with the caravan. i'm not demonizing it. that's just fact. >> juan: we are not spreading disease. we are spreading falsehoods. >> jesse: google, people. >> juan: the drums that you often cite and he says drugs are coming to the southern border and everyone says no, most drugs come through legal ports of entry. >> jesse: you would know, juan, because you sound like you're high right now. >> greg: the bottom line, process versus chaos. he comes off as the mean dad. we are going to have this while i'm going to shut down, that's how dad acts. the other kids and they are not taking the medicine. it always comes down to this, and last but not least, chuck schumer reminds me of a vintage penguin from the original "batman." it's a compliment.

>> jesse: it was reported that after the meeting apparently president trump told them that in the new nafta mexico will play for the wall. it could still happen. >> morgan: the markets need calming today. it goes together. i think the president has shown he's willing to take political hits. he's willing to take the terrified to china. i can see why democrats are happy he said that today. but he's willing to take on the hard stuff. >> juan: schumer said he had a temper tantrum. i think that's what it looked like. >> dana: we are going to move on. time has announced its 2018 person of the year. we will tell you who got the spot and where president trump finished. i can't tell you who i am or what i witnessed, but i can tell you liberty mutual customized my car insurance so i only pay for what i need. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

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>> juan: moore mueller probe developments. this week in the manafort, cohen, and khashoggi cases. plus, lawyers for michael flynn expected to make sentencing recommendations. we could learn more about his cooperation with the special counsel as a result. alan dershowitz says there's a double standard at play when it

comes to new developments in the russian investigation. >> let's assume when bill clinton was running for president, paula jones came up to him and said unless you pay me $130,000, i will reveal our affair. i guarantee you "the new york times," nbc, msnbc would be railing against any prosecutor who dared to suggest this was a violation of campaign finance law. we need a single standard. if you wouldn't go after bill clinton, don't go after donald trump. if you are going after donald trump -- >> juan: i guess the obvious thing is i would have to offend during the campaign for campaign finance validation. jesse, what we are experiencing is paul manafort apparently seeking a delay in terms of trying to appeal to the judge that he not get a longer sentence. contradicts the idea that mueller is saying that he lied.

>> jesse: i'm going to get to manafort and a second. permission to make an analogy, greg. >> greg: i thought yours yesterday was great. >> jesse: the botox analogy? the congressional/fund they use from taxpayers to pay off these sexual misconduct settlements, s over decades. hundreds of people. others have reported as campaign expenditures? to those get filed with the fec? that's just about getting reelected. it's about silencing people so they can win reelection. it's the exact same thing. >> juan: in the middle of a campaign? >> jesse: it's always in the middle of a campaign. i just want to say i feel like this and tyler mueller prosecution is being done with malice. look at what they are doing to people. flynn, a highly decorated guy. manafort, grady, but they are treating him like "whitey" bulger.

papadopoulos, the guys life is ruined. no one even knows who he is. and then carter page who they initially spied on, he can get another job. if you look at what happened to scooter libby during the bush years, he went to prison and he wasn't even the one who revealed the identity of the cia agent. susan mcdougal in the clinton situation, she went to prison and she didn't even want to cooperate with ken starr. they are ruining people's lives because they are criminalizing conduct that happens all the time in washington, d.c. we look back and think where is the collusion? >> juan: does it hurt you to go that far afield? >> jesse: i feel no pain, juan. i think the audience hears me much more clearly than they hear you. >> juan: i don't think so. morgan, michael flynn apparently gave substantial assistance so he's not in manafort situation. what can manafort do to prove to the judge that in fact he didn't

lie to the prosecutor? >> morgan: i am sad that you called on me first because i know how greg likes this topic. it's his favorite thing to talk about. it's very interesting how mueller has treated flynn versus how he's treated manafort. i think a lot of it is the fact that flynn was a decorated general and was for so long. all of this stuff is really difficult because it's all speculative. but flynn has been the one i've had my eye on the entire time because he was so intimately involved in the top of the campaign for a long time. some of he's cooperating, i think if there were any collusion which so far i agree with jesse we haven't seen it, but if there were any collusion, i think flynn would be they want to know about it. >> juan: it would appear that mueller is treating flynn with some regard, some respect given his military service. >> dana: that's not the only reason.

the sentencing memo about flynn, three quarters of it is redacted. nobody knows really wide. the reason is because they asked for no jail time for flynn because he cooperated. we don't know how he was helpful. i think when he files the sentencing memo, he will say thank you for recommending no jail time. thank you and then walk out. why would he say anything else? >> juan: right. but at the moment, didn't you say he offered substantial assistance, right? that's the key. >> dana: but you are saying that he was being lenient -- mueller was being lenient on him because he was a decorated war veteran. >> juan: i think in addition to that. what he said in the memo was that this guys a decorated war hero. very important positions in our government. greg, you have been dying. >> greg: i want to say to you accusing for jesse of going far afield. that's talking about manafort and cohen over and over again because no one can find the

collusion. i am still waiting for the crimes committed by donald trump to somehow blossom from this orgy of accusations about other stuff. i did watch "the clinton affair, which is the ane. it makes me a full dershowitz. you realize the investigations are computational ai. once they start, they gobble up everything. ken starr had a lot of convictions, including susan mcdougal. she went to jail because she refused to cooperate. in the '90s, i was working at health magazine. i didn't know much about this. you realize that it's a self-perpetuating machine that once you start it, it's up to itself to end. you heard all these people. it's a prison machine. you look at flynn who served his country, getting swallowed up. i said it friday or thursday, the last and we had a show i was

on. you don't want to be in government. you don't want to be in government because if you win, you've got a target. if you lose, you lose. it's better to lose. >> juan: don't switch the topic. susan mcdougal and clinton. we were talking about trump. >> greg: i thought you were historian, juan. forget history. >> juan: i didn't say that. i am all for it. >> greg: i also defended a democrat, juan. >> juan: who was that, mcdougal? up next, "time" magazine taking a shot at president trump with its 2018 person of the year? big news. stay tuned to "the five" ."

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revealing its 2018 person of the year. the magazine announcing the guardian's and the war on truth is this year's winner. the covers featuring killed and imprisoned journalists including slain "washington post" columnist jamal khashoggi and the staff of the capital gazette newspaper in maryland. time says these journalists helped expose the manipulation and abuse of truth around the world. president trump was runner-up and special counsel robert mueller came in third. i'm going to go to the magazine guy, greg gutfeld. what do you make of this pick? >> greg: this is their way of doing trump without doing trump. >> jesse: and giving it to themselves. >> greg: yeah, we know that it's no testament to the state of media in america. trump has reinvigorated media after eight years of them all being obama toast. he's made them better. the media can't see it because they are incited. every time trump says fake news is the enemy of the people, they

only hear news where they think it's the media. they deliberately eliminate that part of the equation because they feel guilty. i would have actually have made it about the intellectual leaders that we talk about heart challenging the anti-speech mob, the biggest threat on speeches on campus and now it's moving into companies. jordan peterson, ruben, joe rogan, people. >> jesse: are you having your own award show? >> greg: they are the people coming out talking about controversial ideas and going against their own peer groups. that takes serious stones. >> jesse: dana, you have seen these things before. "time" magazine person of the year, is it a thing of the past?

does anybody care question rick >> dana: we do this segment every year so it's not irrelevant yet. it gives us something to talk about and we can reflect. i think their choices perfectly good. i don't think they will ever give it to president trump again. they gave it to him in 2016. if he wins reelection, maybe they will give it to him again. you look at some of the other people on the list. i'm sorry, but dr. christine blasey ford, the accuser in the kavanaugh hearings, to me, really? that's going to be one of your picks? >> greg: i think trump is so overwhelming. >> dana: and then putin is on the list? >> jesse: it's a stretch to not give it to donald trump every single year. >> greg: [laughs] forever. >> juan: i think we should stop the show. the reality is i think there really is the problem. what the editor said was if you look at not only vladimir putin but you look at what's going on with the saudis and then you can bring it back to silicon valley,

they're there so many lies, so much spin right now the people coming of the phrase it really took off this year, gas lighting lighting. people are confused and people are being told things with the intent to undermine -- >> greg: fake news, finally you agree. >> juan: but i will say i think the quote of the year is giuliani's quote. the truth is the truth. it's a lot like kellyanne conway saying alternative facts. >> jesse: it was an existential comment. >> juan: when there is so much assault on just simple facts and reporting, something's going on. something here is wrong. people like khashoggi murdered for telling the truth. they deserve to be on it. >> morgan: believe it or not, i am with juan on this. there's two different perspectives.

the the american media perspect, acosta and others who showboat. if you look at the international media, they "washington post" reported that 43 journalists have been killed worldwide. there's been at least 153 journalists killed in syria. i know a lot of the audience has been in the military and served overseas. i served overseas as a civilian. when i was in iraq in 2007 and when i've been in afghanistan, there's really great reporters in these war zones telling stories, reporting. for me, i want to step away from the american media where i think there is a ton of falsehoods that we document all the time. look at the brave international reporters. the movie "private war" is out, talking about the work she did in syria. >> greg: if you use death in a career as a criteria, we should go down the list of what's the most dangerous jobs. what are the most dangerous jobs? is it journalists?

i don't know. i'm asking. >> jesse: police officers. >> greg: people in the military. although it's gotten better. if you look at accidents with machinery, it's in pretty incredible how many people die on the job. >> greg: the war on coal. >> greg: why are you laughing? >> jesse: i'm serious. it's dangerous. >> greg: i assume the worst of every phrase. i'm learning that you meant something by that. >> jesse: okay, we will talk about it more in. are the oscars going host-less? the kevin hart controversy.

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♪ [laughter] >> greg: since kevin hart bailed from the oscars, the awards show was expertly seeking new options including going without a host at all. think about it. the oscars looked around at all the possibilities in their own morally pure industry decided you know what. it's not worth it. we are all jerks, clowns, sinners, bigots and pigs. of course we are petrified of the mob, meaning they are actually human. just as every human has a skill or talent, we all have a past or a life. one worth more than a tweet. but for some, a simple dignified apology will never be enough. the moral majority is now the mob morality and forgiveness is viewed as an accessory to evil. and the oscars is responding the way everyone does now, to be so gun shy about that social media fallout that they just give up and giving. no one wants to share the risk. so nothing too edgy and humans are just that in the face of

unforgiving hordes. after decades of filling the hosting position, humans need not apply. so then how about the chess playing computer? it's cold, faceless and never told a joke offensive or otherwise ever, much like seth meyers. or how about a drone, significant drop in crude joke from on high and then completely disappear? like michelle wolf. however they pick, they will be hosting the show from under a rock or under the rock. unless they find someone with guts who's not afraid. who could that be? that's my choice. >> dana: i will take the risk. >> greg: i will take the risk. people don't want to take the risk. even the oscars to me is like any business, they are like we don't want any trouble. they step away and then they just kind of -- >> dana: talk about picking up your ball and going home.

that would mean we wouldn't have to do a show about the oscars to talk about movies we haven't watched rates for work that's true. whenever we do a segment, we pretend we have -- we don't pretend. >> dana: weeks ago joy behar was frustrated with the country music awards because they didn't make it political. you can't say anything offensive. you can see something political as long as it's offensive to half the country. >> greg: exactly. that's the point i should've put in the monologue. >> jesse: that was a good monologue. you should take marty's off to refresh yourself. coming off -- this one is really good. people in film and art in hollywood, these are supposed to be the creative people with expression and not afraid to take risks. they are the most uptight squares ever. they ruined into the oscars. they did the same thing with the white house correspondents' dinner. it got too edgy for them. they blew it, and now there's a

historian up there instead of a comedian. political correctness is literally ruining comedy. has anyone ever said that before? >> greg: i think you just coined it. morgan. >> morgan: i am glad you remembered my name. >> greg: i looked down. i have a problem with names on live television. >> morgan: i am on your show a lot. >> greg: and i have a shrine in my office. >> morgan: i was on your show. the lady at the other end of the camera. [laughter] >> greg: but you're also on on "special report" too. pixar, hologram, the whole thing. create a host. >> morgan: i don't care about the oscars. i want the oscars to continue because i love the fashion segment. i watch the oscars because i am so girly. i love seeing the women coming out in gallons. i love the earrings in the fashion and the hair. >> greg: why does it have to be girls?

>> morgan: i am saying that i like watching the girls. >> greg: why can't men wear the dresses? why are you so cis normative? >> morgan: i don't know what that means. >> greg: what bothers me is that we are witnessing the death of forgiveness. yesterday you were talking about the heisman trophy winner. kevin hart. he already apologized and then had to apologize again. where are the comedians? >> juan: you said kevin hart bailed. i don't think he bailed on them. i think they were very reluctant to defend kevin hart. it's not going to feed the social media frenzy. >> greg: but he apologized again. >> juan: i think it was sincere in the sense that he said he evolved. lots of people have evolved on this question. so what's the big deal here? but the way the twitter

social media universe works is it's an ending and it is unforgiving. but i will say in response to your idea that we give max headroom the job -- >> greg: would that be the highest rated ever? >> juan: it would be. you would have to have a computer graphic. i suspect, have the person dressed in unusual ways and say edgy things. we could go back to like redd foxx and who is that great comedian? mitch. we were at the reagan library the other day, our friend bret baier and chris wallace and i. they have now reagan as a hologram. like michael jackson. they have reagan as a hologram. >> morgan: what about howard stern? >> greg: that would be fun. >> jesse: never survive. >> morgan: i listen to his radio show all the time. >> juan: i thought you were so

girly a minute to go. >> morgan: i am. i like the fashion. >> juan: listening to howard stern? >> morgan: you can be feminine and still like howard stern. >> juan: for a woman to hear this kind of talk. >> dana: she has a wide range of interests. >> morgan: i have heard sailors say a lot worse. >> greg: i think we need to bring forgiveness back. >> dana: my point was three weeks ago we had dan crenshaw on "saturday night live" and everyone said that's the model for how we should handle it. >> juan: today there was a case in texas. a guy attacked a woman and then the judge says 400 bucks and some community service. that's outrageous. i don't think i am a hard man but goodness gracious. >> dana: we are not talking about the same thing. he was accused of a crime. >> juan: i think that's one where i would say you know what. >> greg: i am talking about

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♪ >> morgan: an nba superstar apparently isn't buying that america landed on the moon in 1969. steph curry says he doubts humans ever went there. take a listen. >> inviting the golden state warriors guard to come see the evidence, including moon rocks, for himself. i think i don't believe in it either. really just because i want to go to nasa and see the moon rock. i want to go with steph curry. what about you? do you think we landed on the moon? >> greg: of course we do. it's funny but it's sad because it's going to be harder to convince anybody of anything with photographic evidence because you can -- technology now. i could place jesse in some kind

of surveillance camera footage and falsely accusing him of a heinous crime because that's where we are in technology. so what it means is now real evidence, we can dispute real evidence. we have real evidence of them landing on the moon. you think may be those were actors and maybe it was done on a soundstage. capricorn? is that the movie with o.j. simpson? >> have we ever been to the moon? >> no. >> morgan: what do you think, dana? >> dana: i believe we went to the moon. i am an american patriot. >> greg: are you saying he's not an american? >> dana: no, i'm just saying that i am. i'm not saying anything about anybody else. our fox news contributor, he has a story about when he was in afghanistan, one night he had -- he was trying to make friends with, find common cause with an

afghan counterpart so they take a walk at night. he was talking about, when we were kids, all these things happening. we were landing on the moon. his afghan counterpart said something like we didn't land on the moon. yes, we did. he said no, low, the moon is this big. that's what he had to say. >> jesse: and it's made of cheese. >> greg: and its flat. the moon is flat. combining two things. >> juan: the other nba conspiracy theory, kyrie irving says it's a flat earth. >> greg: i wish the earth was flat. wouldn't that be great? what would be beneath it? you find the edge. talk about a coast. >> juan: the idea that really strikes me here is steph curry is a good guy. he's an educated man. >> jesse: i wouldn't call him a good guy. he refused to visit the white house. if i was trumped, i would

retweet this moon landing conspiracy. >> juan: there is so much of this around. i think there's more of it now. >> greg: the internet has made it -- >> greg: >> juan: people sayingt 9/11 didn't happen. there is pizza gate. people say bin laden was dead before -- >> greg: probably the worst example of this is when people look at real evidence and claimant was created by actors, like sandy hook. there are people who lost children. they lost their family. people saying that didn't happen. i would punch that person in the face. >> jesse: there are acceptable conspiracy theories. bigfoot, loch ness monster. >> greg: the bermuda triangle went into the bermuda triangle. council of foreign relations. they are all in it together. what about the rothschilds?

they make cough syrup. >> jesse: don't say benghazi. >> juan: i won't say it. >> greg: you guys have as many -- you have more on the left. believe me. >> juan: you know what, now that we have kyrie irving and steph curry and i think they are both liberal democrats, you've got a point. [laughter] >> morgan: we have learned so much this segment. thank you. "one more thing" is up next. the best simple salad ever? great tasting, heart-healthy california walnuts. so simple, so good. get the recipes at walnuts.org. the united states postal service makes more holiday deliveries to homes than anyone else in the country.

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find yours. ask your diabetes care specialist about tresiba®. ♪ >> dana: time now for "one more thing." we do as you know, it's christmas time in the city and time for a fox news party. if you look closely, you see the people who bring you fox news, they put on their holiday finery and head over to a fancy restaurant to celebrate christmas and the hanukkah season. we had an indoor snow machine and enough food to feed rudolph and the rest of the reindeer. it's fun to see people you work with, thanks to fox and to all the cooks, waiters, technicians who made our holiday party a reason to blow the roof off last night. >> jesse: fox called it a

holiday party? >> greg: that's a layout. >> jesse: basket case public school in california who showed up to chemistry in scissors, started singing the national anthem and cutting students hair. take a look at this video. she shows up sitters in hand and says it's haircut day, starts cutting during chemistry class, everyone starts running out of the classroom. she is facing criminal charges including false imprisonment and battery, three and a half years if convicted. >> greg: that's how you get fired, everyone says you can't fire me on my public school teacher, -- >> juan: is she serious? is she a disturbed person?

>> jesse: very disturbed. >> juan: you know what they say down south, bless your hear heart. >> dana: we have a star-spangled tribute coming out of nashville, travelers at nashville's busy airport stop to sing "the star-spangled banner"" vacations for the gold star families were coordinated by the gary sinise foundation. the foundation will host a five day experience for 1722 children of the fallen and their surviving parent and guardian. >> greg: i was away, i know what you're asking for. >> animals are great. animals are great. >> greg: i was in texas,

that's all they talk about. check out this pair on a tree, you can find an unusual little friend and you can have fun all day. this reminds me a little bit of "the five." if they may come from different tribes but yet they can have fun chasing each other around and animals can do this. >> morgan: he's outsmarting. >> greg: they end up getting married and opening a tasteful bed-and-breakfast in vermont and that's why animals are great. animals are great. >> dana: that's a good squirrel to have around in your yard because you can exercise the dog.

>> juan: i won't mention this to rocky or bullwinkle. >> morgan: he's cute. my inspiration, she is a 100-year-old australian woman who became the oldest skydiver in the world. she celebrated her 100th birthday by skydiving for the first time and she's taking the extreme every year since. her daughter died of a neuron deceives year ago, she sees this as a perfect opportunity to raise awareness for the disease foundation of the south australia. i haven't went skydiving it so if anyone from fox and friends are watching, please take me.

for your next birthday, i think we need to go skydiving. >> juan: how old is she? >> dana: she's 80. >> juan: i'm going to be 65. >> dana: never miss an episode of "the five" ." "special report" is up next. >> bret: granny is very attractive. the google ceo takes center stage on capitol hill and takes heat from both political parties, the french offer protesters a peace offering after weeks of violent protests, the french ambassador will joined me to explain the strategy going forward, this is "special report." ♪ welcome to washington, i'm bret baier. president trump says he would be proud