>> neil: we have a big show coming up for you, former whitewater prosecutor robert ray what he thinks about these latest mueller documents. kevin brady on the prospect of tax cuts, tax cuts for the u.s. ambassador to germany. >> hello, everybody, i'm jesse watters, dana perino, greg gutfeld, 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ michael cohen and president trump trading accusations about what really happened with hush money payments to to two women before election. in his first interview since being sentenced to three years in federal prison, the president's former personal attorney said he was following

trump's instructions. >> he directed me to make the payments. he directed me to become involved in these matters. you have to remember at one point in time that this matter came about two weeks or so before the election, post the billy bush comments. yes, he was very concerned about how this would affect the election. >> to help the campaign? >> to help them in the campaign. >> president trump saying cohen is lying about what happened. >> i never directed him to do anything incorrect or wrong and he understands that. look, he did some bad things unrelated to me. may be related to his other clients. i wasn't his only client. michael: pled guilty to something that isn't even a crime wait a minute. nobody, except for me, would be looked at like this. what about congress where they have a slush fund and millions and millions of dollars are paid out each year? >> breaking today, the special

counsel or turning documents over to a judge in a michael lynn case, after arguing they encourage the national security advisor to do an interview with agents without agents present. lawyers, excuse me. robert mueller's team claims flynn should've known it was a crime to lie to the fbi, but the documents say they never warned him beforehand. let's go to the first part. the president says, what about congress, they use this big slush fund to settle sexual misconduct cases. that's never reported anywhere. are there felonies galore in congress? >> wait a minute -- >> is your name emily? >> are we going to move from cohen and all that happened today? >> i'm not hijacking. it's only 5:02! >> i'm just thinking it's what about-ism running rampant.

>> go ahead, emily. >> there is a bill being pushed through by latterly that will take out from the salary expenditures that taxpayers pay towards playing that harassment thing. i do think that's a little bit of a shell game. i want to point out, that everybody is talking about the specific intent and that viewers understand that yes, that's what separates a civil and criminal campaign finance violation charge. most important to me is the flynn situation. i think it's a hideous abuse of power to treat any of those kinds of conversations casually and that we can never overestimate the amount of weight the government brings with it every time they just sit down and ask, hey, how are you? for then come up for a comey, to blame it on the disorganized administration, i send a couple of guys over, is a horrible abuse of power regardless what happens with the judge reviewing

the flynn documents and regardless of what he should have known, there is no way that when someone sits down and says, hey, i have a couple of questions for you. if you want, i can grab a warrant and go through the doj, or if you think that you will not acquiesce to that, it's not the same thing. >> juan does not want to talk about the flynn case, he wants to talk about the cohen case. >> to her point, i actually really hated how comey told the story. he acted like a celebrity on "the tonight show" -- >> do we have that tape? do you want to play some comey tape on how he sent the agents in? let's roll it and see how you react. >> something i probably wouldn't have done or got away with in a more organized investigation, more organized administration in the george w. bush administration or the obama administration. if the fbi wanted to send agents into the white house itself to interview a senior official, you would work with the white house counsel, they would be discussions, approvals, it would

be there. i thought it early enough, let's just send a couple of guys over. >> they laughed. it just felt like he was playing with somebody's life. but it was funny and clever. hey! they are kind of disorganized, they sense of people over there for that's kind of scummy. that's why people after they thought, he's a funny dude for that. >> juan, michael cohen. anything you'd like to say about the former president's lawyer talking to abc? >> one thing is clear, it's not as the president wants to oppose it, he he said to me he said, e versus cohen, he's been proven to be a liar, going to jail. you've got the national choir head saying the same thing, "the wall street journal" saying in fact that trump was in the room for many of these discussions. so it becomes -- the weight of evidence is on the side of michael cohen. the response what greg just

said. my gosh, you think about flynn, he lied to the chief of staff, he lied to the vice president, he lied to the press repeatedly. this is all before the fbi gets involved. he was lying about his contacts with the russians -- >> that doesn't excuse -- that the whole reason criminal cases are tossed out, the chain of evidence being slightly tarnished. we, as a republic him up was procedure. >> sure, but there's no tarnished here. he lied to the fbi and pointed out he's the head of the national security agency come out national security advisor, 32-year-old veteran of our military. mari argument is he should be held -- i've never elected to my own horn and steal things if they aren't mine. brooke sigman, who is a producer here, wrote a great piece for foxnews.com.

all statement charges abound in mueller probe in contrast to hillary clinton case, it lays out, i think about five people in this trump bit have been charged with making false statements. tons of people lied to the fbi in the hillary case. one person said that lying his a-s-s off, can you believe he just said it? never prosecuted for making false statements per there's a little bit of false statements. >> right now i can hear shep throw something at the tv. >> on the upper -- you're sitting there, thinking they want hillary clinton to win, they can't believe this happened, but they blame comey for that. the go in and pay money to

listen to his spiel because they hates me if than they hate to be. >> can't we agree, juan williams delma, that we hate to be? >> i don't think comey is the topic here. you want to talk about comey, you want to talk about clinton, you want to talk about people who testified in a case -- this is what about-ism is all about. >> every president almost needs to have some shady friends, this is why i'm not running for president in 2020. >> that's why. >> i don't want to take any of my shady friends down. the moment i take over in 2024, i'm looking ahead. everybody gets examined. >> even dana comeau who is clean

as a wind drum in snow -- >> you don't know the things she's done behind the scenes. i know where the bodies are hiding. >> i've never run for office. >> let me say this thing running, if he is already giving interviews to the media, like he did this morning, that probably means -- you can check me on this, emily, he doesn't have a lot more to say to either the special counsel or to the fbi. >> i was going to say to you a p.r. standpoint would be a different piece of advice as an attorney, i been the multiple sentencing and i've never been in my life seen a more dramatic or frankly pathetic exposition of my woe is me, this is why i did it, lamenting before the judge -- i've never seen such a lack of personal responsibility. have a vertebrae! >> just before the judge? >> going into the abc interview, which i would've never advised. >> something has changed, emily. i think the president, according

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♪ >> top democrats calling out the media and their own party. yes, you heard me correctly. first, nancy pelosi urging the press to stop the around-the-clock coverage of president trump. watch. >> i wish the press would spend a lot more time on what we need to do here to meet the medes of the american people instead of morning, noon, and night, allegations against the president. i think you'd have more viewers or readers address concerns that people have rather than just this ongoing, ongoing coverage

of what's current with the president from one day to the next. >> outgoing missouri senator claire mccaskill telling democrats to stop focusing so much on gender politics. >> i think one of the mistakes we make as a party is spending too much time talking about the gender thing. we are a party of all kinds of people. you know, white men, white working-class men have traditionally been a huge part of our party. we have lost a part of them. one of the reasons is we've had a tendency to talk, maybe, too much about gender. >> i would agree. i would say identity politics is a divisive thing. republicans aren't announcing, hey, we are the party of men! join us! dems have noted voices like gillibrand saying we are the party of women, and i think women put off by the exact

thing. i think it's patronizing quickly patronizing. >> who cares? >> you know you are having a wrong path where pelosi says don't go there. she is trying to give the media and an idiot intervention because they've been idiotized by their distaste of trump. i love her coat. do you think it's because of what jesse brought up, that she knows a lot of people in d.c. who are guilty of the same thing and payouts for sexual harassment paid for by us, the taxpayer, but do you think that she knows that this is going to go down a really bad path? >> my thing -- i think she's been saying these type of things, but because she wasn't a leader, she had no power, no one listened to her, now people are actually listening to her. >> i think she wants to start off on health care and the media

wants to start off on scandals and impeachment. she's like a terrible tv executive. she is, like my guys in the media, don't cover the trump scandal, cover health care policy! what are you thinking? of course they are going to do that. they won on health care. it's that mitch mcconnell thing. mitch is, okay, we are confirming judges, tax cuts, doing this on trade. you guys are just covering the trump tower meeting. can i get a little credit here. with claire mccaskill, it's funny. being a red state democrats, it's kind of like writing make a bull. only going to be on the floor, like, one term, may be to go terms. the only reason you got there is because someone died, there is a major scandal, or, like, they nominated -- some guy who likes to date teenaged girls but that's the only reason you are there. hold on tight. when they are gone, they go, hate, democrats, there's a whole country out there. trust me, you can play the

gender card all the time. >> why aren't you on the "special report"? >> that's what i asked brett the other day! >> i think that was an interesting comment by pelosi and i think you guys are right. i think she wants people to cover real issue because that's what she wants democrats to be on in the head of the 2020 race and people won't be able to say it's just about the democrats' scandal, investigate trump. one thing that strikes me, i want to say quickly, the end of the weekly standard. you have a conservative magazine that could be critical of trump and they get pushed out. same thing happened to the national review when they were critical. >> i don't think that's why. >> i do. >> i know why. >> here's my point. right now in the conservative media bubble, if you are pro

trump, that's all people want to hear. they want to affirm, trump is okay. every body is coming by attacks by the liberal press. that's not what's going on. what do you think is going on? >> my point specifically was about "the weekly to standard." >> they were losing subscribers. >> that's not it. but that's not what we were here to talk about. emily, with claire mccaskill saying you can't just talk to women in the party, to the republicans, do they also need to talk about women? they lost women in the 2018 midterm elections and then got ground to make up. >> yes, there was an aggressive messaging by the left in the midterm elections towards women, but i think it would be more significance to be achieved to if all make if it wasn't term specific there that's when you e everyone who's not a woman. i went to a diversity event recently, but it was never called that. the planners at the whole commitment was for diversity and there's a certain percentage and whatever, but it was a certain

finance event. >> what was it called? because "the greg gutfeld show." the point was everyone relaxed rather than be confined to this type of, oh, i'm some stomach this. i disagree with your point about the conservative bubble that is in a knee-jerk pro trump supporters on the bubble. >> who would that be? >> do you want me to name names? >> that's what it looks like. on the point you're making about the woman thing. i think it's a 23-point gender gap in the midterms. you looked at what happened, i think there are, like, 30 something freshman democratic women coming in in the next congress, the republicans lost, they went down from, like, 20 o 13. >> we have breaking news. fox news alert, presidents by a five tweeting that mick mulvane mulvaney will serve as his

acting chief of staff. not permanent chief of staff, but mick mulvaney, many of you know, he was a congressman from south carolina. want to know your thoughts on mick mulvaney, seeing them through? >> the big news before this, dana, chris christie the former governor of new jersey saying he was taking himself out. we've seen a series of people say, no, i'm not going to do a difficult job. it seems like the coming two years are going to be turbulent. i think a lot of people moved away. mick mulvaney is really taking one for the team. >> he has three jobs, jesse. >> being trump chief of staff, my mother recommended that i did not do that. like chris christie, i'll be taking myself out of consideration. like i said before, it's all about personal chemistry with the president. it looks like -- >> they have a good relationship. >> he can steer the course -- i do not know how long it's going to take to get a permanent one. maybe two weeks, a month? i do not think a lot of the

peoples' names that were being dandy about, chris christie and david bossi, were actually in serious consideration. >> the president goes into the weekend with a little bit of news. that story, we are going to take it off the page. >> i... i'm not interested in staffing changes as much as i get, i'm supposed to be. people i won't mention, santorum, claiming they are out and not out. >> like loading their names? >> come on. >> mle? >> to point out for our viewers, the role of an acting position, there are limits to that. the fact that the president appointed him, chief of staff -- >> you can be there in a long time. >> it could be a week and a month. it can be longer than that. >> after he found out he was chief of staff...

[laughter] >> mick mulvaney had said that he was not interested in that position. that he liked the job he had or even consider a cabinet position, but a chief of staff role, i think he'd make a good chief of staff. maybe he'll get in there and the site is pretty good. you are the gatekeeper for the president. >> the most interesting possibility had been jared kushner. if you brought in jared -- remember, what happened is the previous chief of staff was set to be on the out with jared and ivanka. but now i don't know what mulvaney's relationship is. >> very smart guy. well liked. >> heading into budget season. okay, is mika brzezinski's attack on mike pompeo, our secretary of state, exposing our double standard? that's next on "the five." i don't know what's going on. i've done all sorts of research, read earnings reports, looked at chart patterns. i've even built my own historic trading model.

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>> this is a fox news alert. president trump just announcing that mick mulvaney will be the acting white house chief of staff. let's go to white house correspondent kevin corke. kevin? >> it's always interesting. you never know what's going to happen on a friday at the white house in particular when you consider the michael cohan story dominating the news cycle, it probably doesn't surprise you the white house would love to throw a little meat out there for the base and perhaps just a little distraction on this friday afternoon. as you pointed out, the president taking to twitter are not long ago to announce that he's going to at least on an acting basis name his director of the office of management and budget mick mulvaney, the acting white house chief of staff, replacing general john kelly who served our country with distinction. the president saying this. nick has done an outstanding job while in the administration, i look forward to working with them in the new capacity as we continue to make america great again. john will steadying us until the end of the year.

he is a great patriot and i want to personally thank him for his service. mick mulvaney is a guy who we see fairly often here at the white house. obviously he has served in the number of capacities for this administration and now it appears he will be serving in yet another, at least, on an acting basis as we get more information and perhaps some sound, i'll pass it along. but now back to you. >> kevin, thank you so much. mika brzezinski coming under fire for using a homophobic slur earlier this week attacking mike pompeo for defending the saudis crown in the killing of jamaal khashoggi. >> he doesn't care. but why doesn't like him pale carrot right now? the pathetic deflection that we just heard when he appeared on "fox & friends," is that a patriot speaking or a want to be dictators butt boy? dead serious, asking, are those the words of a patriot?

i want to address a term that i used on wednesday that was vulgar. i knew it right away and that was a terrible choice of words and i was sorry. please allow me to say this face-to-face. the term is crass, offensive, and i apologize to everyone, especially the lgbtq community and to my colleagues for using it. it was a mistake. but i just wanted to say, on camera, looking viewers straight in the eye, i'm really, really sorry. >> greg, i'm going to start with you. >> wyatt? go ahead. >> i think it such a carelessness. illustration of the carelessness that permeates the media now. there's a a difference between thoughtful emphasis, all the time for example that all the stuff you say and you make so many jokes, walk us through that

fine line that, to me, that isn't really that fine? >> here's the deal. she apologized and you should accept every apology. i say this knowing in my head if i said that, they would never do the same for me. i think on this show, i forgave -- i accept apologies. joy behar, joy reid, even kathy griffith, sam cedar, remember when he got candy from msnbc? he got his job back. you are welcome, but if i slipped up, i would be gone. we should always accept the apology and i actually believe -- i disagree a little with you, i think doing live television is kind of a high wire act, especially when you get emotional. she's very, very, very emotional about trump. trump has changed a lot of people. they get emotional and say things. meanwhile, you have an entire gawker industry, generic term gawker, that are there just

waiting for you. these media blogs waiting for you to screw up. if anybody at fox news screws up, god help you, they do not want your apology. they will boycott you, they will do whatever you can. meanwhile, all of us here, we accept your apology. we are good people. >> dana, what is msnbc's role here p.r. wise? >> i'm sure as soon as they heard it -- i don't know. she said as soon issue heard it, she knew she was wrong and made an apology. when you are on live tv and trying to be quick-witted and you reach for a phrase and you realize you shouldn't have said it, okay, maybe i should apologize right away. it took 48 hours for them to do it. i think the apology is blinded but think about it on the other side. think about like kevin hart's -- >> the heisman trophy winner. >> the heisman trophy winner doesn't have to get back his prize but kevin hart had to basically walk away what would've been a great cake for him. now they can't find a single person that they think is

worthy. >> mika. she could host. >> to greg's point to how the landscape has changed, that trump has charged people so emotionally it's literally changed the landscape for live tv? >> i wasn't listening to greg talk. i think basically what happened here is whenever there is a controversy, i say to myself, if watters had said that, will be the repercussions? it's a huge double standard. i would be toast and there would be no watters world. it would be a very sad day. there is this unequaled system of justice in america. hillary gets treated differentl differently -- >> [grumbling] my god... because rich people get treated differently >> when there is a scandal or a comment, joy reid got away with it. the woman from cnn, caitlin collins said stuff in the past. she got away with it.

who's the guy who holds the late-night show, stephen colber stephen colbert. >> if you look at jim jeffries, he's got a show on comedy central. >> bellemare said the >> ben sasse, the republicans are not the nothing him strong enough. it depends on a few things. >> look at roseanne. >> roseanne, another situation. who you are, if you are a member of that pc inner circle club, who you are attacking, if it's a republican, it's okay. and the language that you use. there is a big double standard. >> juan, do you agree? >> what i think is interesting about the situation with mika, jesse -- >> mika? >> as you said, potato, potato payment >> did you call her a potato? >> it's a good thing i didn't call her tomato. what's interesting here is you

have people on the left you are upset with her. i think that's why, to your point, the apology didn't go to mike pompeo. it went to the lgbt community because they are the ones who said -- you even heard this from president trump's ambassador to germany, our former colleague. when you sexualize gay sex, it is offensive, it demeans them. that's why you had to do that. the advertisers and the network are sensitive to that community. that is their community. that is their viewers. we saw this recently, a young black man made a speech about israel in which he used this thing about cedar sure or whatever and said, hey, we can't have you here anymore. people do get punished. to me, this is impulsive language, rude language but to me, it's not good. a course sends the whole notions of how we have exchanges.

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jesse, what did you get for your mom and dad last year? >> what did they get from you? >> something wanted but i never used. >> the michael jackson zipper. >> exactly what he wanted but never used. >> we don't hang out usually. maybe i would. >> do you wear it? >> special occasions. listen, i prefer cash for christmas for tax purposes. it's nice and clean. i also don't like sweaters. this is why. you do not want sweaters in this world anymore. everything has he. all indoor heating exists in the 21st century. it's not, like, the last century where you had to lay or come up and you know? if it's cold outside, you have a park on. sweaters are so last century. here's what i like to do for gift giving. i pay attention all year. something they say, i remember. if i don't remember, i get them

steak house gift cards. a strategy: when they go out to the steak house, i arrange it so i'm with them and before i go, hey, don't you have that gift card? they planted down. i say, pay up. >> ugh. just hideous. >> a porsche dealer closes early on friday. >> i will make a call. guys, as you can probably predict, i am obsessed with christmas gifts. i pride myself on being a good gift giver, i got my mom a christmas gift. this summer, when we were someplace where there was a nativity set that was cool and interesting and unique. i had a christmas wrapping gift wrapped in my laundry room in july. >> >> is your mom watching? >> it's really satisfying to wrap.

no, she's not. people won't forget because i'm not like, it's thursday, i have to go get something. >> steak house gift card! >> danna, i think i've heard you say you sent signals and hints to peter. but at the same time, you also say that you and peter have a deal. >> we have a no gift packed because we have a big trip we're going on. i sent him a link to this person i wanted but i sent in a color that i decided i didn't want anymore and they didn't know how to tell them so i wrote the gift pack to rule, and he sent me a note, he said, what bag are you talking about? maybe i didn't break the . when i went to spain, i bought a few things. i'm having a capitalism hangover. >> oh! >> i think bernie sanders has that too. >> for all the stuff, i think the important part being remembered, somebody thought of you at christmas time.

>> don't think of me. there is so much redundancy in this process. i'll give you three examples. the wrapping of the gifts. you buy paper and you carefully cold and paste them. what do you do? you rip it off, tear it off, throw it away for that's redundant. two, you spend all your trying to lose the last 10 pounds from the previous holiday, right around november you lost the 10 pounds, then by january, you got the 10 pounds back because you ate like a pig. third thing, maybe you save a few thousand dollars over the year to try to do good. then you have all these presence you've got to buy. you've got to visit people across the country. you've got to pay for all this food. the money, the savings, out the window! so if you skipped christmas, if you did christmas every other year, once every four years, the way the olympics used to be, when the lipitor interesting, every fourth year of christmas, you will be better, wealthier, the environment will be better,

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♪ >> [laughs] >> do you know what that is? holiday lobby concierge music. that's what you hear when you are checking in or checking out. or just checking. all right, first fan mail friday question from sharon. if you are invited to someone's house for dinner, what do you bring. emily? >> wine. >> what kind of wine? >> red. >> ice cream. >> ice cream? >> a lot of people don't have ice cream. >> he brings his own ice cream! >> well, for them.

but i eat it. >> what do you bring? we know it's not sweaters. >> i bring wine that i already have at my house. >> you are amazing. everything is about -- you are a shortcutter. always finding shortcuts. >> how do you think i got here? [laughter] >> dana? >> i have to say wine too, because i'm not a good cook. i usually bring chocolates. >> i don't bring anything, but i take something home. medicine cabinets like my people don't know. >> greg, that's terrible... >> jude p asks, do you have any odd daily routines that must be done or your day will be off? jesse? >> take my medication. >> every morning. >> the one you stole from dinner last night.

>> dana? >> i'm not superstitious in any way. i mean, i brush my teeth. >> thank god for that. my day would be off if you didn't brush her teeth. juan? >> i read the papers in the morning. >> if i don't read the papers, the whole thing is off. that's true. >> there you go. >> i feel like i've forgotten to do something all day. >> emily? >> i have my routine, but i don't have to turn around three times in the lobby or i am -- >> i say put on pants. the last time i forgot, the subway ride was unpleasant. should i ask this question? sure. what's your least favorite thing to do that you can't pay someone else to do? juan? >> i would guess... nobody mop the floors, but i have to sometime if there is a mess. >> when you spill your

ice cream. >> that's right. >> dana? >> least favorite thing to do... >> but you can't pay someone else. i can think of seven. but i can say them. >> i've reached that stage of my life where i can pay anybody pretty much anything. >> come on, man! >> i bet the producers are... >> they are screaming and they can all hear it in our ears. >> i believe you're showing your true colors to america right now. >> it's friday. true color friday. >> if i could get around brushing my teeth, i would. >> you would pay somebody -- >> i'd pay somebody brushing my teeth, then i'd look forward to it. >> i wish i could pay somebody to do my cardio. i hate cardio. >> do your exercises. you have to do that. can you think of one, emily? work. work stuff. >> i feel like you love work. >> i kind of love everything. >> who is the king of england

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>> time for "one more thing." yesterday i had a hair off with my producer. the results are in! here they are. i smoked him by about 40 points. it wasn't even close. the people have spoken. and he released a statement. i should have smiled in my photo or used a better picture or campaigned better. "watters world" 8 o'clock sat. lara trump and a body language expert. >> have her focus on pence. >> we do. this is my week for christmas miracles. here's a living miracle.

tom turned 105 this week and still bowling twice a week in a league. he said bowling is his way of getting exercise and all of that practice paying off. averaging 135 points a game. but even though he's been bowling for 90 years, still looking to improve his score to impress his wife who is also over 100 years old. merry christmas. happy birthday to my family and my wife. i will keep her age to myself. >> go to fox news.com, you have find my top 10 favorite photos of 2018 and the jasper calendar. >> yay! >> emily, i know you will keep yours. these guys will sell their on ebays. >> these are great. >> i can't even do animals are great today.

oh, i can? greg gutfeld show is awesome tonight. >> ♪ >> animals are great! >> my show tomorrow 10 p.m. watch the show. let's go to the video quickly. a dog steals something. you guys. there it is. video of a dog stealing a package. i don't know if this fits the animals are great. >> animals are really smart. >> he is a thieve. animals can be illegal. i will shut occupy. emily go. >> i love carc and i had the opportunity to participate in a race. it was a special-op's charity. i raced on behalf of a fallen seal and got to meet his gold

star family. it was an incredible experience. watch me on fox and friends tomorrow and go to my twitter for more information. you can support this. >> that's really cool. >> all right. "special report with bret baier." >> bret: thanks. this is a fox news alert. we know who will be president trump's right-hand man for a while. budget director mulvaney is taking on the job of chief of staff on an active basis right now. kevin has details. >> the president takes on a person who has distinguished himself in a couple of other opportunities within the administrati