fans of this show. good night and god bless you all. >> i have people i love and that love me frankly. and that includes a lot of women. greg: you are telling me. cohen's off to the clink. how did the media respond?

too which i say so what? we all knew this guy was shady. he's so shady you could hold a picnic under him. but that's not on trump. it's not against the law to have a dirty lawyer. or to have a dirty lawyer who pays off women you slept with. if you are a contractor from queens it's manned story to have one. step one, sleep with a porn star, step 2, hire a lawyer. step 3, pay her off. every president has friend who do things for them that get into hot water once you are elected. the last thing i want to do is get my slimy dirt ball friends in trouble. that's why i'm announcing today

i won't running from 2020. which means more time for travel. i wonder how my college roommates will react? we'll see you soon, little buddy. fact is, payoffs are unseemly. but they are not illegal. even more, trump used his own money unlike the creeps in congress who tapped our pockets for sexual harassment payoffs which is why nancy pelosi agrees with me telling the media to shut the f up. >> i wish the press would spend more time on what we need to do here to meet the needs of the american people instead of morning, noon and night allegations against the president. i think we would have more viewers and readers rather than

this ongoing coverage of what's current with the president from one way to the next -- from one day to the next. greg: slap my face with a tape worm. someone has been watching my show. but if nancy gets it, she must know this collusion crap is going nowhere. remember when it was the big story? now it's banished like a pot brownie at gary johnson's house. nobody remembers gary. but the media still keeps saying what about russia 57 didn't ways. they are like a talking bottle of ketchup. president trump: we need border security, the wall is a part of border security. you can't have good border security without the wall. >> that am political comment.

border security is the way to honor our responsibilities. >> the experts say you can do border security without a wall which is wasteful and doesn't solve the problem. president trump: it totally solves the problem. greg: the media went nuts, but i loved it. he time trump acts like trump the media's hair catches fire. you have a normal discussion among adults and the media is in a dither. >> she said no man-splaining here. >> what do you think about trump's posture in that room? what do you call that? look at that. he widened his legs as far as possible. man streagd or whatever.

man-splaining. greg: none of these people know people who call them out on stuff. are they all living in their parents' basement talking to their cockatoo? nancy wanted the discussion to be done privately. and poor chuck. every day morphing into the penguin for batman. meanwhile, these guys are working on their act for vegas. >> the president went toe to toe with his new foe and he got man-chucked. i like it because it sounds like martial arts. do i get an amen on my new name of man chuck. i was going with.

>> the man chuck went over well. >> you are right about that. greg: they are the lenny and squiggy of cable news. i get it. trump made them that way. but this guy, mike pence. as sick to as a -- as stoic as n easter island attraction. he reminds me of me when i watch sara silverman tell a joke. but he's just doing his part to represent trump's grandest promise, a wall. he became at that moment a wall. and trump was saying if we don't have a wall, i'm going to send a thousand pences to the border. they will lock arms and remain motionless. look at pence i did wonder what the hell was he thinking?

>> thank you, mr. president. >> god, "the greg gutfeld show" is so funny. i wonder what that guy is like. bet he's awesome. bet he would be fun to go fishing with. can i buy a boat? i don't live near water. doesn't matter. >> you have the right house. you have the senate. >> would gregg make fun of me? president trump: i can't get it passed in the house if i can't get it passed in the senate. >> the boat first, then or should i move the boat it's a bad idea.

greg only likes me because i have a boat. i have a boat. he's a big jerk with a big stupid face. greg: while others saw this as another week. some said things could you lose your job over. >> is that a patriot speaking or a wannabe take day day tore's butt-boy. greg: she called the secretary of state a anti-gay slur. >> the term is offensive and i apologize to everyone, especially the lgbt colleagues. it was a mistake. my father would have found it

disrespectful and he would have told me, i will work hard to be better. greg: we should accept apologies. but people like mika don't accept apologies. if i said it i would have more pitchforks in me than the home depot. she is the daughter of a diplomat. the word that comes to her mind about the secretary of state is that word. meaning she'll be fine. she is protected. for two years trump has been accused of saying awful things, but nothing quite like that. morning joe has truly become a race to the bottom. welcome tonight's guest, stock market guru.

comedian chris reid. she's bold, national review reporter kat timpf. niagara falls is his drinking fountain. former wwe superstar, tyrus. all right. heather. what was your take on that whole wall meeting done in public. >> i loved it. i couldn't stop watching. one part that wasn't shown is pelosi said we are going to call this a trump shutdown. and under his breath he said i was going to call it a pelosi shutdown. chucky schumer said will you please acknowledge this time you take credit for the shutdown because he had to take credit for it in august. he said you know what, chuck,

i'll take credit for it. so this time as long as he takes credit for it chuck and nancy are happy. greg: that's trump's motto. he'll take the heat. it can't get much worse. the heat is already hot. thanks for dressing down. were you helping your friends move before you got here? are those sweat pants? >> they are not. they are my first ever black jeans in life. next time i'm going to wear actual tights. gregg * maybe that's my goal to get you into tights. >> i heard that. that was my mika impression. greg: what kid you make of the week? >> with that meeting, trump baits people in. everyone acts like shutting down

the government sound bad. he's ruining america. he knows people are going to freak out. he treats them like a family going to disney. i'll turn this car around. and they say no, no. he says i will do it. i'm going to shut it down. and it all works out. i don't mind the government shutting down, kat. i think you would agree with me. kat: i do agree with you, greg. and i don't think anybody who supports trump is going to care even fit is his shutdown and he says it's his shutdown. it's for border security. that's one of the things he ran on. the reason why a lot of people voted for him. they are probably happy to see a republican standing up for things instead of just caving like a lot of republicans have in the past.

greg: tyrus? tyrus: first of all, i would like to give in where some kudos here. this is why the media didn't want her back. this is why. she came to work. she came to work with the president of the united states. that's why they were make fictitious people to run against her. but she doesn't have the votes. they were trying to create havoc because she literally like, let's work with the president. so kudos to her for that. this is simple with the wall. it am campaign promise which is a huge reelection chip. the thing he has done well, those are things in his bag, when reelection starts, i have done this, i have done this. healthcare, not. if he has a visual, turn to the screen and look at the beautiful wall we built.

it's hard to run against that. greg: you can't run into it. >> if lightning strikes and they win i guarantee the first thing they will do is put in a wall. a standing apparatus to deter migrants from getting over. everyone is for the wall. it will go credit to him and will lock in his reelection. greg: i think trump has it bad ward saying we'll build the wall and mexico will pay for it. i think mexico should build the wall and we pay mexico. we have no more eminent domain problems and we have a wall. coming up, the academy award can't get anyone to host the

oscars. we discuss the job that no one wants. ♪ there's no place like home ♪

argh! i'm trying... ♪ yippiekiyay. ♪ mom. ♪ greg: it's looking like a lonely oscars ceremony. the academy awards show may go

without a host. kevin hart is no longer going to do the job after the twitter mob came after him. we live in a world now where scalping careers online is a full contact sport. who can host the oscars? maybe you are the one person who doesn't tweet stupid stuff or made mangy jokes? who could that be? >> ha, ha wes, ha. greg: i like to watch his face rise like the moon.

kris, you are a comedian or so you claim. the oscars have a hard time finding host who doesn't any kind of past. >> the south park guys or norm macdonald. but my real solution would be mark short. he's hilarious, everyone loves him. he can do song and dance. he's classic. he would bring people together. greg: kevin hart was shamed out over a homophobic tweet. they will have to go with a gay host, and it will be doozy haaser. neil patrick harris. tyrus: it's like someone was in your ear. greg: you know what? if every person had one of these

things, you would be so smart. tyrus, how do you feel about this? does this bother you? >> people are taking a stand not wanting to be the next man up after him. the pay is not that great it's like 15 grand to host. but i think the p.c. police should get their hero. michael avenatti should do the show. he needs the money. greg: but he can't drive there because they repossessed his car. tyrus: he can talk for two hours and no one will watch anyway. it will be a great night. he'll make great predictions on who is going to win and it will be a great night for the p.c. police. they are going to have to get

somebody like they say in my neighborhood who is really thirsty. martin short would be a great choice. but he's too smart to do it. unless you are going to jump in and save the day, joke. greg: i have plans that night. i'm watching the oscars. kat? i'm laughing at my own joke. kat: i know. i would do it. but only for the attention. i mean, i don't get the whole watching the oscars anyway it's basically a party you are not invited to. if someone throws a party and they don't invite me, i say at least there is a window. if i can still watch and tweet about it from afar. that sounds like a fun night. i don't understand it. people showing up thinking they are better than you.

look at my expensive clothes and watch me cry on tv. if i wanted to watch somebody cry, i would just look in the mirror. greg: they have most of of what they want, but they are still insecure and miserable. >> how come kevin hart can't get away "that kind of joke but mika can? tyrus: you got it. >> $15,000 isn't a lot of money. jimmy kimmel and kevin hart said it is a stepping stone to their career. i think they will get a lesbian comedian. wanda sykes is next in line. greg: didn't ellen degeneres

do it once. all after sudden we are talking about identities. we are not talking about who is a good host or could could be funny. who checks the boxes, that's where we are in this world, america, and i'm not sure i am supporting it. you can take that to the bank. i think that's the new jasper calendar. more pictures on every page. >> she has 48. greg: according to new medical research james bond was a dangerous drunk. but according to james bond

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i'm anita vogel. now back to "the greg gutfeld show." greg: to you he's a sexy spy, to them he's a drunken guy. critics claim james bond has a serious drinking problem. they watched 24 bond movies and counted bond at 4 1/2 per fill. when he drinks, he even gauges in all -- even gauges in all sorts of risky behavior, driving, including chases, high stakes gambling, operating

complex machinery or devices, contact with dangerous an malls, and having sex with double agents. m.i.6 should change its workplace drinking culture which might make the next bond film look like this. >> this is like you have never seen me before. you hungry? i had an extra one. of course not, violence is so uncivilized. >> it's the same james bond rewritten to impress the most of socially conscious movie-goer.

>> soy latte extra decaf. are the beans sustainably sought. i only drink cruelty free coffee. >> i have no idea. >> your move, 007. >> competitive activities only encourage toxic masculinity. reinforced by a corrupt system. >> you are bluffing. >> it's a bond film without seduction. >> i had a great evening, do you want to come inside? >> i don't appreciate your anti-feminist rhetoric i don't

care to contribute to. >> you could have just said no. >> get ready for the most of politically correct secret agent of all times. no guns, no gurgle. greg: i make a terrible cube by the way. who is going to watch james bond tee totaller. no one. kat: i'm imagine him sitting at passages malibu in a support group. i would not watch it in was hosted by dr. drew.

it's like why pour drinks for a movie a lot. when a movie takes place over a long period of time. if you can't have four drinks in a month, then i have got a serious problem. greg: hollywood is already kind of injecting political messages and virtue signaling. all the movies are trying to force feed us something. tyrus: the funniest part of this situation is we call them researchers. there is a team of what have you got, man? all the rabbits are dead. no one fed the rob its. what do we do. i watched james bond. what have you got? and they turn that in with a straight face. alcoholism in movies. what do we take out when the

stunt double does the drinks or does the fight scene. it's fiction. you know, every movie, a psychologist is going to come out unless you had a lot of issues as a child. that's why he killed half the galaxy it's a movie, and you turn it off. greg: movies try to buy protection from social justice. they do stuff so people won't come after them later. does that make sense? >> i thought people go to the movies for sex, drugs, violence. isn't that why you go to a movie? greg: i don't go to the movies for sex. >> not to get sex. you go to the movies to watch. greg: when i order my dinner i don't like the peas touching the

mashed potatoes. i don't want to sit in a movie and there is a sex scene, especially if you are with family members. >> anyone. tyrus: maybe the kids shouldn't go on 50 first dates. greg: i -- thought it was about coloring. tyrus: as soon as you saw the room, you were taking notes. where am i. kris? >> tyrus is right. the aussies did this. i read the title of the article. my original thought was the drinking problem was he didn't drink enough. so he had sex with his enemies. he still has good judgment. he picks the hot ones. it's not like he's bang around with jaws and odd jaws whatever

his name. it's consensual. thai the guy with the big teeth, not the fish. greg: an nba star thinks nasa faked a moon landing. finally the truth comes out.

greg: landing on the moon? you must be a loon. steph curry said he's not convinced the moon landing ever happened. >> landing on the moon? no. >> you don't think so? greg: you know what? he may be on to something. maybe the so-called moon landing

happened this way. the moon landing real or something far more i credible than anyone ever imagined. june, 1961, president kennedy outlines the goal. >> i'm landing a man on the moon and safely returning him to the earth. greece shares a border with turkey, the same bird jfk pardoned. that bird's total weight, 0 pound. 1983 ronald reagan announces "star wars." the speaker of the house tip o'neilll spelled with two ls. where did he get the second l?

maybe they somehow shrunk their astronaut. tip o'neill and chris ma these. could it be american astronauts didn't land on the moon. but did land inside chris matthews right nostril. we are just asking questions. greg: tyrus? tyrus: you went to me first because? this is something our president has started. the media is so look for dirt on anyone to cause trouble, you can have fun with them. irving said i think the world is flat. they are running with it. he did the same thing, messing around with the podcast.

you can hear the gig until his voice when he's saying it. the media doesn't care if they create tories. they want to do things to get reactions. they love anything negative about politics, and our president. black athletes, they love any kind of thing where they look dumb or ignorant. he was having fun, period. he came back and said i was messing around with the podcast. it's not like he was with walter cronkite and broke out a map. look how bad the film was back then? you could hear the crisping of the tape while the president of the united states talks about the moon landing. the media is so thirsty for any type of drama they will create it. greg: this was the creation of the media. i happen to believe the moon

exists, but it's flat. >> they say you always see the same parts of the moon. greg: i have never seen the other side of the moon. >> i have never seen the whole basketball game fully through. i saw on social media, curry things the moon landing was fake. as a comedian i thought to myself, mark curry is getting back out there, the guy hanging with about cooper. so that's good for him. greg: was he kidding? >> i don't want to get into a rumble with tyrus. but just in case he wasn't kidding, apollo 11, six times we have been to the moon since then and 12 astronauts have landed on the moon. and richard branson is going to the moon in private space

rocketships. we just landed rover on mars and we have a space force coming. greg: the space force is coming. i wouldn't send jasper to the moon. not jeff oxygen in that tank. thanks to technology it will be easier to disbelieve photographs and film evidence because it can be easily manipulated. they can look at surveillance in a park garage to make you look bad. real footage can't be trusted and you can manipulate fake footage so it seems real. kat: i would be happy to have the extra fame. i wouldn't care what i was doing in the parking garage as long as i could retweet it. i had a huge problem with his

comments. as soon as he said them, i found myself attracted to him. but only then. i think i totally think we did land on the moon, and i totally think someone who doesn't think that is crazy. which is like he can come over. and i don't think that's good, greg it's not going. greg: it seems to be a recurring problem you. kat: it is a recurring problem. i thought i was making progress, but nope, then this happened. greg: comedy shows are being censored in england. >> how about that? ♪ there's no place like home ♪

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our policies with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, bi phobia, transphobia. what's left? they apologized and said they are all for free speech. i don't know whether to laugh or throw up. right, timmy? he enjoyed that so much. all right. cat. do you think they would back down because they got called out? they would have kept it in. kat: i think it's completely a misunderstanding of what comedy was. this is supposed to be a safe space contract to guarantee a safe space. the beautiful thing about comedy is it's not a safe space. the power of comedy is it can

tackle the most of difficult issues and make you laugh at them which helps you feel better. you remove that power if you make comedians too afraid to talk about things. comedians will regret this when we are not allowed to talk about things anymore. if they play along, they get a job, and which what would you do? if you had a contract, would you do that? >> if it's paid, i would sign and do it thin would probably end up doing things i shouldn't. if i'm an established person, i wouldn't do it. greg: the up and comer will do this. that's frustrating because it enables this to happen. >> i do little show whereas they say this person has a whatever

problem so i try to accommodate. but this is ridiculous. greg rrp somebody comes up to me and says you know this person has a blah, blah, blah. i didn't know they had a kitten. >> not everything in the world is about love and joy, and it just isn't. they mentioned s so manyisms i can't pronounce. we thing everything is about joy and love. if you are a comedian you have to take risks. i am sitting next to a big risk right now. greg: tyrus, what's going on. tyrus: two things. i hate throwing up. greg: did that trigger it? >> i had to turn away. and it reminds me of how much of

a bad daimed. there are situations where my kids throw up and i just leave them. my daughter was throwing up and i said go find your mothered and we were in a park. my son threw up in a applebees and i left. the whole show was an introduction. tyrus, thanks for coming out. i can't say good night because somebody might have sleep deprivation. >> as an analogy, it was lenny bruce said some religious stuff, couldn't say the, they fought for that. so now pc is the religion. they are trying to tell you what you can say, and i think that's very important. i'm done. greg: final thoughts next.

check out my new show on fox nation. it's called one smart person. here is the tape. >> the people who are going out together mobbing and showing up at debates and try to shut it down and who are potentially violent. most of of the time they haven't even read the work of the person they are trying to shut down. they are going based on what their friends are saying, and that's disturbing to me it's a mindlessness that's taking over. greg: when somebody makes a joke that agrees with this, a progressive perspective, it doesn't matter because it's still a joke that uses the terms, and even that is a

greg: we are out of time. thanks. i love you america.

jon: a federal judge in texas reigniting over obamacare after striking law as unconstitutional good evening i'm jon scott, this is the fox report. democrats pledging to appeal friday's ruling which came just hours before the final day of enrollment for 2019. president trump separating the decision as, quote, great news for america, though, the white house has clarified that the law still stands and the ruling has if no efnght on current plans. decision came in response to a legal challenge led by texas involving more than a dozen states. texas attorney gener