you doing with this idea of interest rates. there is a meeting on wednesday. the president is doing everything he can to try to tell jerome powell not to raise rates. >> neil: thank you. i like the physical gestures in the raised shoulders. >> that's where we are. >> neil: john roberts on whether we shut down or not. here comes "the five." ♪ >> dana: hello, i am dana perino with jedediah bila, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." president trump and democrats had to collide on two key issues. the border wall and obamacare. first, with a potential government shutdown looming, white house and democrats continue to clash over border spending. senator chuck schumer claiming there is no way lawmakers will green light funding for the

wall. >> president trump should understand there are not the votes for the wall in the house or the senate. he's not going to get the wall in any form. even the house, which is a majority republican, they don't have the votes for his $5 billion wall plan. >> dana: white house advisor stephen miller says the president is not going to blink on the issue. >> we are going to do whatever is necessary to build the border wall to stop this ongoing crisis of illegal immigration. the democratic party is a simple choice. they can either choose to fight for america's working class or promote illegal immigration. you can't do both. >> dana: also president trump ready to replace obamacare after a federal judge ruled it to be unconstitutional. democrats already lining up to challenge the decision. president obama and other top democrats are vowing to fight while others are using it to push for universal health care, which we will probably hear a lot about. can we call up the president's

tweet about the border. i will provide that to the viewer. he said: "anytime you hear a democrat saying that you can have good border security without a wall, write them off as just another politician following the party line. time for us to save billions of dollars a year and have, at the same time, far greater safety and control!" greg. >> greg: border was spelled correctly in that tweet. i can solve this problem. combine the border wall and obamacare. if you build the wall, you get free health care. that's why i am 2020 for everybody. what i find interesting. no one likes that idea? >> dana: how is that going to work? >> greg: mexico builds a wall and gets free health care. the irony of this, i am punch-drunk. government is the answer for everything for democrats. it's the answer right now for health care. obamacare is government. it's for everything except the

wall. that's where the government happily abdicates the the responsibility and says we want nothing to do with it which makes no sense at all. if you say the government should take over health care, why don't you do the wall as well? i don't understand it. >> dana: jesse, a poll in the "usa today" poll, i think it's interesting. it's true the majority of americans oppose a government shutdown but it was only 4%. >> jesse: i think the country has a stomach for the shutdown. so you can't go to the national parks, who cares? in the spirit of greg's bipartisanship, i think trump hit the nail on the head when he said put solar panels on the wall to get the democrats to vote for it. the president said he wants the ownership of the shutdown. i don't think he necessarily needs to take that because i believe the democrats in the senate would own the shutdown. if you think about the fact that this president was elected by the american people to provide border security, he has a mandate to build the wall,

currently he still has control over the house and the senate. if they send up to the senate while funding at 5 billion in a budget, then it's the senate democrats who are the interchange the intransigent ones and should own the shutdown. i don't understand how this is being framed as donald trump's fault. look at the spending. he only wants 3.5 billion more in a $4 trillion budget. i ran the numbers, dana. that's .075%. less than one-tenth of a percent. that's what they are fighting over. it's not about security. it's not about principles. it's just about politics. they don't want to hand the president a victory. the other reason is they know wall's work. they don't want to leave a lasting reminder that trump was president. for everybody to see for generations. >> greg: the trump wall. >> jesse: exactly. >> dana: juan, do you want to

talk about the shutdown possibilities or obamacare or do you want to talk about something innovative and combined the two. >> juan: i was overwhelmed by peanut butter and jelly. on the other hand, i think you are just making a spoof out of this. it's kind of crazy. i mean, you said what's the difference. i will tell you something. what schumer said is right. he has the house and he has senate but he doesn't have the votes. >> jesse: i don't believe schumer. >> juan: why doesn't the houseboat? >> jesse: they will. they are waiting for crunch time. >> juan: crunch time is going to come. half the people will be there. this is not a good situation for the president. jesse, while you say hey, you think the democrats should take responsibility. let's go to the videotape. >> jesse: he did it. i agree. >> juan: mitch mcconnell, senate majority leader, has already said he doesn't want this. he's trying to figure it out because he doesn't want to buck the president.

he wants to stay loyal to the president. he is on record as saying he wants trump's support when he's up for reelection next year. >> jesse: and he will get it. >> juan: but no one in the senate takes this seriously. what you heard from john cornyn when he saw trump take responsibility for the coming shutdown, oh, my god. what did he do? >> jesse: the buck stops here. i guess he stole it from truman. >> dana: there was pressure with republican saying don't say you're going to shutdown the government before the midterms but now the midterms are over. republicans lost a lot of seats in the house. now that political pressure isn't there. this shutdown could last a while. >> jesse: that's true and i think he's taking credit for the shutdown because he wants to prove that he has some guts. republicans are always such a bunch of scaredy cats. democrats won't run with this language about a government shutdown, they scare the heck out of everybody. they don't tell you that your social security checks are still going to go out. medicare and medicaid, the military, the post office is going to stay open. but they make you feel like it's

armageddon. trump is saying if i have to shut down, this partial shutdown of the government, like you said maybe parks won't stay open. but i'm going to do it because the issue of border security is that important. this is the humanitarian crisis going on at the border and no other republican as the guts to sam either going to get it done or will do a partial shutdown to show that i'm not kidding. he's willing to do it and i commend him for that. i think that it shows these two issues, obamacare and the border, i think it showed such a vast difference in terms of how they left and right view the world that one trump was optimistic about them coming together and saying on these issues, i have a lot of democratic friends. i think we can sit at a table. i don't know. when you're talking about free-market health care and on the other side, you've got something as drastic as medicare for all, that's government run health care versus individuals running their own health care making their own decisions. those things are worlds and worlds apart. i don't know how you meet in the middle. >> greg: we have talked about this before. we are living in the prison of

two ideas. both -- you're talking health care and the wall, they are at the prison of two ideas. the republicans like order and democrats like compassion. they think these can't be combined. you are in a prison of two ideas. you look at obamacare. republicans say free-market solution. the democrats say compassion, government-centered solutions. no one believes they can come together, so you're in a prison of two ideas. in fact, there's a solution in the middle for each one of these things. it's going -- i think for all of us that's going to be solved by technology. >> jesse: i have always said the wall is compassionate. it's compassionate to the american worker and always people coming up from central america. they don't have to risk. >> juan: it's like a brick. it's a brick house up there. >> jesse: that's what we need.

i don't -- >> juan: i must say wait a second. republicans had been in charge, greg, and they hadn't been able to repeal and replace obamacare. obamacare is now, this is unbelievable. it's so popular. >> greg: it's like something has been hanging around to the point where people think oh, it is still there. let it stay. i think technology, you're already seeing doctors to basically facetime and skype visits. technology is going to solve this problem if we let it. >> jedidiah: compassion is the key, you're right. they twist that word, the left twist the word compassion. it's not compassionate to have hugh military in crisis and the border and rising health care. they can't keep their plan or their doctor. government run health care is not compassionate. that's why people flee those countries. >> juan: so people suffering from the opioid crisis and can't

afford to get care or attention, it's compassionate to keep going in that direction? if you -- you said republicans like order. what's going on if you do away with obamacare right now? chaos. competition. >> dana: nothing is changing. if you have obamacare, you don't have to worry. at this point, everything is still -- >> greg: baby you can find the doctor that you lost. find your old doctor. >> dana: we are going to move on. james comey back on capitol hill today going after president trump, republicans, and even fox news. if you have psoriasis,

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republicans, and fox news. >> another day of hillary clinton's emails and the steele dossier. this, while the president of the united states, as long about the fbi, attacking the fbi, and attacking the rule of law in this country. at some point, someone has to stand up and in the face of fox news, fear of their base, fear of mean tweets, stand up for the valleys of this country not slink away into retirement. the fbi's reputation is taking a big hit because of the president of the united states, with his acolytes, has lied about it constantly. a whole lot of good people who watch your network believe that nonsense. >> jesse: i think comey's boy scout image, squeaky clean, not feeling it. he seems cynical and jaded and hyper partisan. >> greg: he hurt my feelings. i'm sad he is scared of me. the fact is, this is a charade

of honesty. he said he was unable to recall something, something like 250 times. before, he always talks about how is willing to go there and willing to talk but then when he sits down, he says nothing. he's like the guy who says to her, i'll come over and help you move with them when he gets there, all he does is drink the beer and eat the pizza you paid for but doesn't lift a finger. he keeps talking about how honest he is but he deals in meeting tweets. he deals in platitudes. he thinks he's a boy scout but is more like a disgruntled pitbull. >> jesse: he also, jedediah, talked about how the president is trying to destroy the reputation of the fbi. the president feels like the fbi has wronged him. there's been a lot of bad apples at the fbi that have resigned, been demoted, gotten in trouble for lying and doing all sorts of really inappropriate things. not all on the president. they have kind of dug their own

grave. >> jedidiah: this is the guy who withheld information from the fisa cord. he's a joke. he's the only person i've seen up there that's less self-awareness than hillary clinton. he has no sense that he comes off so antagonistic, takes no responsibility. someone asked him a question about the fbi, about whether he felt at all responsible for its reputation going south. he came flat out, no, not me. immediately shifted blame to the president. think about it. if a private citizen went into one of these forums and had to answer these questions and gave 200 plus versions of "i don't know" and "i don't recall," when they were involved into enormous candles, that wouldn't fly. i don't understand how he gets away with saying he doesn't remember and doesn't have to provide some answers as to why he withheld all this information with respect to the dossier, the fact it was unverified, the fact it was funded by the hillary campaign. numerous questions he's on the

line for, anything it's interesting that he chooses to sound like he's running for president of the democratic ticket not provide adequate answers to people who have legitimate concerns. >> jesse: i like how -- i dislike how he went after fox news. how dare he go after the first amendment? >> juan: i don't think anyone at fox news which is -- here's the thing about what you guys are going after comey. comey is the villain, i guess that means trump is your hero. to me, comey is on target when he says they've been going after the fbi. president trump diminishes the fbi because he doesn't like what they've said. he also diminishes the cia, diminishes anybody who doesn't agree with president trump. >> greg: you just learned this? that he criticizes people? >> juan: it used to be that republicans stood up for law and order.

this is the second part of what comey did today, he said the entire republican establishment, both in the senate and the house, have just basically lay down for trump. it's become not the republican party, the party of trump. jim comey said you need to stand up. that's why he said what he said about fox news. >> greg: if we had marco rubio in the white house, you would be saying it's the party of marco rubio. the democrats in the media would've said hateful things about rubio. >> juan: president bush had a tough time with the media and fellow republicans. no one said it was the party of bush. >> jesse: president obama had a real problem with the media, right, juan? see. there's a movie about dick cheney that is supposed to rip him to shreds. but they did difficult -- as long as you are. >> dana: him juan mentioned,

comey mentions the republicans who aren't speaking out. what democrats on the hill said hillary was wrong about benghazi which democrats came out and said having a private email server was wrong? you defend your team. you are on a team and that's the way it is. >> juan: i think a lot of people struggled with the email server. >> dana: they didn't say anything. they all said it was no big dea deal. the other thing is, president trump's nominees and fbi director, christopher wray, you never see him. he doesn't do media. he is just doing his job. i think he commands respect for that. >> jesse: democrats 2020 plan to go all in on identity politics interested and major a major roadblock. next.

♪ >> juan: joe biden, bernie sanders and beto o'rourke. they are the top democratic contenders in a new 2020 iowa poll. the trio besting elizabeth warren, kamala harris, and 20 other contenders among all caucus goers. >> i aspire for our country to recognize the beauty of our diversity. at some point in the future. i hope someday we have a woman president. i love the fact that barack obama was the president for eight years. i hope more people of color not only aspire and win the presidency because that's what makes america so extraordinary. we are all of that. we are everything. i think more clues of america is a stronger america. >> juan: jedediah, what do you think? >> jedidiah: she drives me crazy, ever since her comments about kavanaugh. she was so unhinged. i can't look at her the same

after that. i think it's interesting that they only see, democrats only see race, age. they stay compartmentalized. it doesn't work. if they knew anything about it, bernie sanders, they talk about age with joe biden, he's too old to beat someone young on the ticket. bernie sanders is 77 years old. he did great with young people. he brought out more young people than anyone. hillary clinton, thought it was going to do great with women. women didn't go out and vote for her. not like what she thought she was going to do. so many pollsters thought she would do great with women and that's not how it worked out. it's to their detriment. i think someone like joe biden could be interesting because he has widespread appeal but it would be great if democrats just learned the lesson that why don't you find someone that can articulate a positive message, inspire people and forget it. forget whether they are black or white or what their race is, what their gender is.

just find someone that can make people excited. president obama didn't make people excited because of his race. he made people excited because he was good at this. he was good at politics. he was good at articulating a message. he was good at getting on the campaign trail and doing things well. find that person. >> juan: amy they could find somebody who was orange. anyway, jesse. >> jesse: we already did that. >> juan: jesse, let me go over the numbers. 32% of these iowa caucus goers like joe biden. it's a big jump down. 19%, sanders. 11%, beto o'rourke. everybody else is an afterthought. what do you make of that? >> jesse: looks like the democrats are the party of white privilege. that's what the democratic base wants. they want straight white males and i'm just ashamed of you guys. >> juan: thank you. >> jesse: i think the beto momentum is real. who would have thought he would

be on that poll? biden has some choices to make and he's got to make them over christmas break. it's now or never. sanders still has a good 20% of the party and he will never lose it. none of those three people i think really are acceptable to a fringe group of democrats. ideally, some democratic activists would like to nominate a transgender native american atheist to be their nominee. >> greg: hey! >> jesse: no offense. anything less is unacceptable. i agree with jedediah. it's not about identity. it's just about policy and charisma. barack obama was a black american. was he any different than any other democrat that they would've nominated? hillary clinton, policy wise, would she be any different than any liberal democrat? no. it's not about your gender or your race. it's about your inspiration level. >> juan: dana, it says in may of '07, john edwards was leading this poll and on the republicans

had, met romney. >> dana: these polls that these points are solely about me my deep. -- name i.d. joe biden, he has the name i.d. beto o'rourke has enough name i.d. to get there, at this point, it's good. i'm going to quote an article, jesse. "the new york times" this morning, there was a piece -- he's a liberal progressive economics guy. he said that democrats stop it with the identity politics in the checklist. whoever can articulate an economic populist message is the one that can win because that's what trump appealed to. this is direction. basically begging them to stop with trying to figure out the identity checklists that gillibrand was talking about. >> juan: he talked about people who voted for obama and then switched to voting for trump. the key was, this is where greg and i always get into a feud,

most of these people say they like the idea of medicare for all. they like free tuition for their kids. >> dana: i like it when we read the same article, juan. >> juan: greg, the bottom of the barrel is so interesting to me because you don't see people like guess what, you know, elizabeth warren. >> greg: i know. i think that ship has sailed. i don't know how she gets out of that one. we have to remind ourselves how trump won. the contrast theory. 17 a like as and one person different. everyone blended. the first debate when trump was out there and seemed so different from everyone else, starting with the rosie o'donnell question which was an answer no one had ever seen and debate. they asked about raising their hands. it was the same debate. this is what's going to happen. they're going to have 20 people

but there's going to be one person that is the most persuasive because they are different. it may not be about ideology or policy. just may be about persuasiveness, a person that's optimistic. the optimism could come from bringing america back together after years -- they could say four years of division. the other thing is about compromise. one of the reasons women favor women as a candidate is because they believe they are more willing to compromise then men, that's according to pew research data. it has to be -- it's going to be someone who stands out. it still could be bernie. he still kind of stands out, with that hair. he is no jesse. [laughter] >> juan: what are you doing? who is going to compete with jesse on here? you saw what happened last week. is political correctness killing james bond? greg breaks down the zero zero

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♪ >> greg: james bond is a drunk. some british scientist sat through every single bond movie in order to schooled us about men who dare to drink. turns out he has four per movie and then engages in risky behaviors. but guys, james bond is a fictional character. he's not real. what's next for you researchers? condemn porky pig for perversion since he never wears pants? or criticize the hulk because he keeps destroying his. while four drinks per movie does sound like a lot, with fiction, you've got to remember time is different. a movie could take place over a month or a year. i once watched "love actually,"

and it seemed like a lifetime. to say that bond is a drunk for having four drinks and a two hour movie, it's like saying how awesome it is we can get across the universe in a couple hours because that's how long the last "star trek" movie lasted. what is this stupid study tell us? summed scientists are starved for attention. and that the gender cops of academia are spreading their wet blanket across any behavior they deem masculine, and that's what bond was. what do these people want? a completely sanitized politically correct james bond. the folks at the greg gutfeld shall have given you one. take a look. >> this christmas, bond is back like you've never seen him before. >> are you hungry? >> violence is so uncivilized. >> it is the same james bond you

know and love are written to please him even the most progressive socially conscious moviegoer in 2018. >> let me guess, martin e. shaken, not stirred. >> soy latte, extra decaf. are the beans sustainably sourced? i only drink organic farm raised homegrown cruelty free coffee. >> i have no idea. >> with intrigue and suspense. >> your move, 007. >> is it? seriously, is it? i don't know how to play this game. i heard that competitive activities only encourage toxic masculinity. >> you are bluffing. >> what's a bluff? >> it isn't a bond film without seduction. >> well, james, i've had a

really lovely evening. shall i come inside question works to go i don't assumptions and your -- it's rhetoric like that that perpetuates patriarchal society. >> you could have just said no. >> get ready for the most politically correct secret agent of all time. no guns, no gambling, no girls. >> you must be q? >> it is lgbtq now. >> of course. >> greg: born to play bond. that was jean nelson. >> dana: you have four drinks per movie too. >> greg: that's true. >> jesse: that's a slow night. >> greg: exactly. >> juan: the title, "license

to swill." >> greg: the messages it's the drinking that leads to questionable behavior of james bond. >> juan: like fighting, gambling. >> jesse: i think he is just stressed from saving the world. try to save the world sober. you need a cocktail. >> greg: movies have a time span. this is like watching forrest gump and saying how did he live 30 years into hours. >> jesse: i thought you had never seen that movie. >> juan: what would you say if he was smoking? >> greg: i would be okay with it. >> dana: i'm okay. >> jedidiah: it's a character. >> juan: they have stopped smoking in a lot of movies. the serious part is you don't want to encourage people to drink and drive for example. or you think smoking actually kills you. >> jedidiah: that's the assumption that people make that you're looking at movies and you're going to model your life to a fictional character. i like to see extreme behaviors and movies. that's what makes it

interesting. liam neeson in "taken." i don't believe liam neeson would be able to do those things. >> greg: are you sure? seems like a pretty tough guy. >> jedidiah: they sanitize everything. i love horror films. now we have to psychoanalyze them. i want to watch a horror movie. >> greg: you want to see them hack people to bits. covered in blood, wearing somebody's face. dana, you said the accent was dead on. >> dana: peter watch this and said your staffer, it's an excellent british accent. very, very good. your team does an amazing job. >> jesse: where is the "watters' world" staff? [laughter] you guys have some serious talent on "the greg gutfeld show" ." >> dana: right there. >> jesse: no offense to the "watters' world" staff. bang up job. >> greg: they are going to

sabotage you. >> jesse: he wouldn't be able to tell. >> greg: a parent ordering from amazon and an inmate suing to smallpox. headlines you won't believe are true next. excuse me a minute... hi dad. no. don't try to get up. hi, i'm julie, a right at home caregiver. and if i'd been caring for tom's dad, i would have noticed some dizziness that could lead to balance issues. that's because i'm trained to report any changes in behavior, no matter how small, so tom could have peace of mind. we'll be right there. we have to go. hey, tom. you should try right at home. they're great for us. the right care. right at home.

♪ >> jedidiah: for some stories making headlines are not going to believe are actually true. first up, this south carolina inmate is serving a life sentence for murder but apparently james rose thinks he has a right to smoke pot in prison. suing the state's department of corrections, arguing his rastafarian religion entitles him to get high while behind bars. i don't know, greg. i think this is something you might be capable of. don't quote me on it. >> greg: i'm all for clever activity but he's a murderer. if this was a different crime, then i would be okay with manipulating the law but he is a murderer. on the other hand, pot does kill your ambition. if you're smoking it every day, he might be less violent. >> jedidiah: his rastafarian religion, i was reading about

it, dreadlocks and pot are key. they are considered sacred. what if that is true, jesse? what if that's the same thing is something else, parallel from another religion. maybe he's got a point. >> jesse: indians are allowed to take peyote. it's a religious experience for them. if you are muslim, you can't be forced to eat pork. if you are quaker, they can't ship you off to war. i agree with this. if i ever got locked up, i'm going to convert to rastafarian is. >> dana: and you are on your way to having dreadlocks. >> juan: is that true? peyote. fake news. >> jesse: i have it right here here. pertinent part. >> jedidiah: wherewith the cutoff be? if you allow one religious group, are you going to tell one know? >> juan: i am a christian. i don't think they say here's a

bottle of wine. >> greg: they should. >> juan: maybe i will get you to represent me. >> jedidiah: up next, a sneaky parrot has reportedly been using amazon elects not to go on shopping sprees. dana. >> dana: i wish we had sound so we could hear him. i don't even know how to order stuff on my alexa. >> jedidiah: he is ordering watermelon, ice cream, and a tea kettle, which i fancy. >> dana: i don't know if you can order watermelon on amazon. >> greg: the lead he is blaming it on the bird. she just wants to return the watermelon. >> jesse: she got drunk and regretted her purchases. >> juan: doesn't amazon own a grocery store? >> greg: they own everything. they own this studio, i believe.

we get amazon prime, we put juan in a box. >> juan: don't you have to give the bird credit? >> jedidiah: i do. >> juan: if it's true, that's a smart bird. >> jedidiah: the bird uses alexa for listening to romantic music as well. finally, millennials looking to learn basic life skills like cooking and sewing. they can now take so-called adulting classes. expanding across the country, curriculum on time management and even on how to deal with love. greg, i don't know how to sew a button on. >> greg: we used to have this class, called hole. eighth grade. i don't know if the boys were in it when i was in. i have no practical skills. i can't so. i haven't changed a tire. my wife dresses me practically.

what do you need to learn? you look it up on youtube. >> dana: they are using adulting as a verb, that really... this is on the parents. we can't make fun of them because generation x are the parents. >> jedidiah: the part that angers people is the love section. they are learning how to say i love you to somebody and how to navigate a relationship. >> jesse: i would make a great professor in that university. here's what you do, kids. they are going to go after trump university for fraud but this place gets off scot-free? i would go after these people so hard. put a turkey in the oven. put it to 450. hand over the tuition. it's a crock. >> juan: i am surprised at this because i thought you were going to say this is real life education preparation. and you think people like me, liberal arts education, you're

off there talking about philosophy and ideas, that you don't know how to live in the world. that's where i thought you were going to say. i've got to say one of the things that struck me as i was growing up was i don't know how to buy a stock or sell a stock. >> dana: i don't either. >> jesse: you call a stockbroker and you say here's my money. >> juan: that's like my wife. what do you want for dinner? reservations. >> greg: jesse still does this when he is doing the phone thing. why does he do that? people do this now or they do this. i hate this. >> jesse: i don't like that either. >> dana: i hate people at the airport who do that. >> greg: too many reality shows. >> juan: coming towards me, i think he's talking to me. buddies got these things in his head. [laughter] >> jesse: de deep state israel. >> jedidiah: school sits are being lost. maybe they will send me to

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>> ♪ >> ♪ >> it's time for "one more thing." juan kicks us off. >> a young man in pittsburgh, pennsylvania, all he wanted for christmas was for his soldier dad to come for the holidays.

a week before christmas and he was allowed to open a giant christmas present early. watch what was inside the package. >> what is it? >> [laughing]. >> oh, my god! >> yes, that's right. his dad made it home. such a touching moment for the two and a happy holiday. thank you to all of the men and women serving our country and thank you to all of their families and their children here at home and overseas. merry christmas. >> welcome home. they normally come down the chimney. this time they came through the front door. this is santa and miss clas. they are based in colorado. it's grown to almost every state

on every continent. they just started it 4 years ago. how to help them or participate or if you need a visit, facebook.com/projectsecretsleigh . >> you had two nice "one more thing." this one is about me. the gutfeld monologues are back in florida, in 2019. march second in tampa. march 3rd west palm beach. get your tickets because they sellout like hot cakes and i don't know what hot cakes are. do this now. >> animals are great. >> [laughing]. >> animals are great! >> [laughing]. >> i will ruin all of you. this little creature here is too short just like me. trying to get up there. >> oh!

>> try it again. you doll it. [laughing]. that's me trying to get home from work. we have seen enough. >> animals are great! >> [laughing]. >> animals are great! >> oh, this never stops. >> are you going to pay my psychiatric bills? >> what is better than mascots? when mascots fight other people. this is at the united center in chicago. a mascot scrapping with a fan here. it got really ugly. according to police the guy started the fight. punched him and put him in a headlock. they were going at it for a while. the mascot does a body slam. >> and throws him out. >> all of the mascots can fight. >> they train them to do that.

know how to fight and survive the intense warmth of the mascot mask. police are looking for a white male, and a large black bird. is that a bird? >> it's a blackhawk. it's a hockey team. >> thank you very much. >> we have a whole minute for you. >> every one that knows me knows i love an animal in a costume. san diego had the 13th annual pet parade. the owners and pets come to the parade dressed in santa costumes and all kind of costumes. they come from all over the world and look how beautiful. puppies and kittens and a tu-tu.

>> they made them into uniforms. >> oh! >> it's every year. i think we should go. >> do you have an outfit? >> no, if it's under 30 put a little sweater on. >> all right. never miss an episode of the "the five." special report is up next. >> a fox news alert. with 4 days to go there is a signal that president trump and democrats may strike a deal to keep the government open past the friday deadline. white house officials think they can strike a deal. on the hill it's anybody's guess. focus are are not aware of any plan. john roberts starts us off