♪ >> i'm juan williams along with martha maccallum, jesse watters, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." ♪ merry christmas to you, everyone. we are excited to have you join us for hours christmas by tackler. we have tons of yuletide treats in store for you including answers to your holiday fan mail question. a festive edition of jesse's supermarket charm. and "the five"'s first-ever gingerbread house competition.

which one was built it best? stay tuned to find out. it wouldn't be a "the five" christmas without our annual secret santa gift exchange. you don't want to miss it. first, you have santos mary and bright questions. let's get to them. what gift are you most excited to give this holiday season? >> martha: tickets to something i can't tell you what it is because i don't want to give it away. >> juan: even at 5:00 on christmas day? >> martha: you know rob lowe has a show. >> greg: what are you getting him? >> martha: is trying to get my husband and experience we can do together. >> greg: this is the most selfish thing i've ever heard. this is for her husband, tickets to a rob lowe show.

he's not going to say thank you. thank you. i've been wanting to see rob lowe forever. it is like me buying my wife a bottle of scotch. >> martha: i wanted some friends to come with but i didn't text the women. i texted them then and i said don't you want to get this for robin and jennifer? we are all going to las vegas for the weekend. [laughter] you didn't read the book. you read everything under the sun. >> jesse: are you trying to book-shame dana? >> greg: she is shaming you for not reading rob lowe's book. that is a shame on her. [laughter] see five there are so many people who have read that book who know that it's really interesting and very well written.

>> dana: i will read it by new year's. >> greg: is there a chapter on that, you know,... i'm reading that first. >> martha: it's about growing up in ohio and hollywood as a young kid and the people who influenced him. >> greg: is there anything in there about chad lowe? they don't get along. >> juan: i think i read spider-man comic books. >> dana: it might be a good audiobook. >> martha: that's how i listened to it. he read it. i listened to it driving around one summer. >> juan: jesse, what gift are you most excited to give? >> jesse: the name jesse means gift, so my presence. my mere presence itself is a gift, juan. >> juan: indeed. we all feel that way. but seriously. >> jesse: today is christmas, right? have i given the gift already? >> dana: yes.

>> jesse: it went over really well. it was... [laughter] it was a steak house gift certificate. yes, and i will be joining them. >> juan: it is like martha's gift. she gives a self-interested gift and i think you are going to a steak dinner. >> jesse: martha and i have more in common. >> juan: all right. >> dana: i'm going to gift-shame all of you. my niece is 27. she is quite successful. a young cybersecurity person in washington, d.c. she's getting to go with us to kenya for the week between -- new year's week because my friend has an orphanage there so were going to visit the orphanage and get a safari. >> greg: you are bringing her along so she does some work for you. >> dana: orphanage work? it's not for me. >> greg: have someone travel with you. >> dana: i carry my own bags.

>> juan: it's a wonderful gift. it's tremendous. >> dana: it's not a steak house gift card. >> martha: and it's not exactly rob lowe. >> greg: what if someone gave you a trip. let's say i don't want to go to kenya and it sounds like a lot of work. >> jesse: what is wrong with kenya? >> dana: i asked if she wanted to go. >> greg: you have to ask. i got a pet for somebody for christmas and that was the worst experience. it was a dog from the pound. she was like, get that thing out of here. a gift to my sister. it went to some special farm. >> juan: this was many christmases ago. this was before animals -- >> greg: 20 years ago. it's kind of a foreshadowing of a gift. the gift i gave to my wife this morning, she cried.

it was amazing. anyway. that's all i can get into. >> jesse: did she cry a lot? >> greg: i got her an onion board. >> juan: i'm going to stay with you. instagram question. if today you can have any favorite toy from your childhood, greg gutfeld, any of your childhood christmas gifts, what would it be? >> greg: the only thing that popped into my head is a pocket knife. remember how great pocket knives were. i wonder if kids still get pocketknives? >> jesse: swiss army knife. >> greg: i liked the blade with the wooden ingrained like a station wagon. the wood-paneled pocketknife. he would whittle. that's what we did. we didn't have cable. we didn't have phones. we had wood and we would sit on the porch and whittle another knife. mood make a knife out of a knife and we would take that knife and

make another knife. >> juan: are you totally -- >> greg: a lot of nog. >> juan: i don't think you grew up in the backwoods. >> dana: i loved a lot of toys but i'm going to go with light bright. >> greg: you are a human light bright. >> dana: that is so kind. >> martha: that is very sweet. >> jesse: he-man. i liked playing with those dolls. not dolls. action figures. figurines? [laughter] let's not take it out of context. >> juan: i didn't answer the first question in my answer is i got my son and his wife a pelaton. >> jesse: i don't know what that is. >> martha: it's an exercise bike. >> greg: you are telling us they are overweight. >> juan: no, they wanted. for millennials, it is a hip gift. >> greg: they are not cheap.

>> juan: no. in terms of the gift that i remember most from childhood was a football. it was a real nfl football. i couldn't believe it. >> greg: made of actual pigskin back in the day. >> martha: the first album i ever got, it was a jackson five album. i was seven may be. with albums, you would be so excited. i read every single word. every lyric. everything. i looked at pictures 700 times on christmas day. it was the beginning of a lifelong love of music and collecting albums. >> jesse: what is an album, martha? is it like an 8-track? >> martha: my son has a turntable and a collection of knives. >> greg: there you go. >> juan: this comes to our next question and i'm going to answer at first. this is from catherine. facebook.

which fox host do you think throws the best christmas party? i would guess it was you. >> martha: i have christmas caroling parties. >> greg: oh, god. >> martha: you would hate it. >> greg: putting it into a party form. it's bad enough, strangers at your doorstep but then you turn it into a party? have rob lowe show up. >> martha: we would take the kids around the neighborhood and they would sing and their parents would come over and we would have a cocktail after the singing. >> greg: it was a front for getting drunk. >> martha: i love the idea of showing up at strangers houses and use thing on their doorstep and they open the door. it's great. now it's a caroling party and a dj. >> juan: a mix between jehovah's witness and the mormon kids who show up in sync. >> jesse: i would go with todd. it would be biblical. they would actually be a manger

scene. there would be no alcohol. right down to the book. it would be authentic. >> dana: steve doocy has the new cookbook. i think he would have a good party. >> juan: here's a man who went through an outrageous party. >> greg: i used to throw parties but not holiday parties. i would go with judge knapp. in the constitution, it's happening tonight. >> juan: before we started, greg was saying that he thinks christmas or just be every four years. i think that's nuts. my upset about christmases january and february. why don't you love christmas? to work every year since i've been born it's become more intense, much like everything in life becoming more intense. whether it is your gender review parties. with christmas, it starts earlier. it's way to focus on materialism. i think we should pull back, i

would say every other year would be a start. let people save money. let people lose weight. it's better for everybody to have a breather. as they get older, it becomes more suffocating. it's a suffocating event. >> jesse: if you think christmas is too intense, you must have a hard life. >> greg: i do! >> jesse: who gets stressed out about christmas? >> greg: i do get stressed out about christmas. >> juan: maybe you would focus on the religious part. >> greg: i have no problem with the religious part. i'm talking about everything else. the commercials in the jungles. i know you are telling me to be quiet. >> juan: here's our final question for this segment. it's a facebook question and it says what is your favorite winter holiday treat? i'm going to start with jesse. >> jesse: i like eggnog with some stuff in it. i do. people think it's revolting but i disagree. >> dana: i do like mulled wine

wine. i think you like it. >> greg: i will go with what the lady said. >> martha: i like bourbon with ginger ale and a slice of orang orange. it is christmasy. we serve it at my caroling party. [laughter] >> juan: i'm going to go with you, jesse. eggnog is good stuff. >> greg: it is fattening. >> juan: stop it. our amazing secret santa reveal you won't want to miss. first, 'tis the season for a festive edition of jesse's supermarket show down. with us. ♪

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>> jesse: welcome back to "the five"'s christmas special. time for a festive edition of

supermarket showdown. just in time for santa claus. battling it out over the prices of some of our favorite christmas items. whoever guesses the closest without going over is the winner. to remind the audience, i don't know the answers in advance. first up we have christmas lights. >> greg: how many? >> jesse: 200 mini lights. everybody right down the price of the christmas lights. >> greg: there we go. christmas lights it is. i am talking. >> jesse: hold up the price. wow. a lot of differences. a locked of differences. the actual retail price $15.99. i get it. >> greg: at least you are not gloating. >> jesse: next one, and ugly

sweater. not just any sweater that greg wears every day. an actual ugly sweater. >> greg: can i lift it up for the people at home? take a look at this. >> dana: you would wear that, greg. >> greg: i would wear it. >> juan: i guess rudolph is on the front. >> greg: there was a price tag. luckily because my eyes are so bad, i didn't even read it. >> jesse: there we go. those are the prices. >> dana: we are right around -- >> jesse: right around in there. the ugly sweater cost $34.99. who had that? williams. >> greg: wait a minute. $24.99. >> jesse: all right, juan. next one, hatchables hatcha-babies.

it is something you crack open and things come out. >> juan: miniatures inside. >> greg: it's like the russian dolls. i better not say the wrong thin thing. anyway, this looks demonic. >> jesse: everybody, prices up up. >> greg: it's like funny. it's a foreign country for me. >> jesse: everybody in the same zone. they cost whoa! $59.99. juan. >> dana: juan is the only one going to the store. >> jesse: he has all the grandchildren's. the next one, eggnog. typical eggnog. what is it, a court? is it a court? >> greg: i knew it was a quart

quart. >> martha: it's a quart. >> jesse: eggnog prices. >> greg: i have never had eggnog in my life. >> jesse: the price of the eggnog $2.60. juan and i are tied going into the final round. you guys have no chance. fruitcake, 26-ounce fruit cake. do people still even buy fruitcake anymore? >> greg: people only body to give it to other people. they secretly hate it. >> jesse: they regift it. i have no idea what this is. i'm just going to take a wild guess. prices up. martha and i have the same. >> greg: i bet there is a lot of variation with fruitcake. >> jesse: here we go.

whoa, i was way off. $24.99. martha and i tied. >> greg: i bet this is a really expensive. >> jesse: i won. >> dana: we would like to know what's in it. >> greg: brandy, rum-soaked dried cherries, raisins, candied citrus. try it on a cheese board or enjoy it as a festive dessert. no thank you. >> jesse: greg, that is my gift to you. >> greg: i am taking it home and i'm going to say i purchased it. >> jesse: because it has brandy in it. >> martha: you could have a fruitcake throwing contest. >> jesse: coming up, our annual secret santa gift exchange. but first, competition like you've never seen before. who will be crowned the gingerbread house building champion? find out next.

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federal workers were standing by his commitment to tougher border security. >> many of those workers have said to me, they've communicated stay out until you get the funding for the wall. these federal workers want the wall. >> jesse: an 8-year-old boy from guatemala has died in government custody after crossing the border illegally. he had been evaluated in a hospital and given antibiotics and a painkiller after showing signs of a cold and fever. authorities are investigating the death of a 7-year-old girl also from guatemala who died in government custody earlier this month. church leaders in indonesia asking for prayers for the victims of saturday's tsunami triggered by the eruption of a volcano. the death toll is rising. more than 420 people and thousands are homeless. pope francis is urging the world to put aside partisan issues this christmas to help find a political solution to conflicts in yemen, syria, and around the globe. the holy father telling

thousands gathered in st. peter's square the universal message of christmas is that god is a good father and we are all brothers and sisters. i am mike emanuel. a live "special report" at the top of the hour. now back to "the five" ." >> ♪ he's making a list ♪ checking it twice ♪ going to find out who's naughty or nice ♪ ♪ ♪ >> martha: welcome back to our special. "the five"'s first ever gingerbread house competition. greg is so excited. which one of us built the best sweet treat? you be the judge. >> juan: hey, hey, hey you. ♪ [laughter] >> greg: isn't that great? >> do you know how to do a

gingerbread elf? >> juan: i don't. as long as i have you, i can do it. >> let's do that. >> ♪ jingle bell, jingle bells, jingle bell rock ♪ >> juan: we have gumdrop lean and we have -- look at these little guys. here we are. dessert for christmas day from our family to yours. merry christmas. >> merry christmas! >> jesse: i don't think this is going to go so well. martha, i need help with this. you look like you know what you are doing. >> martha: you called the wrong person. >> jesse: you are not good at this?

>> martha: no but i am so happy to try to help you. >> jesse: squeezed some of that stuff on there. this is going to be the door. one, two. >> martha: you did not go to architecture school, i am guessing. >> jesse: it is for tall people. i can put gutfeld on my shoulders and still get in the front door. oh! [laughs] [laughter] put some icing over here. [laughs] okay. okay, you know what? i think it's done. i think we are finished. >> dana: i chose a dog house, the best kind of house unless you are jesse and grogg. then the dog house is not fun. the dog house at my house is always fun. jasper of course.

this fancy doodad. it kind of looks like jasper a little bit. right here. and a s for spike. pretty good, right? it's a dog house. >> greg: you know i love the christmas season. i spent a lot of time building my own special gingerbread house and then i threw it away. so here it is. the one i am doing now. look what i did. isn't it beautiful? i just whipped it together just for you. oh, jeez. what did i do? oh, my god. i guess there is no take two. what i learned is if you don't want to do it again, ruin the project so they can't do a

second take. >> juan: you did that intentionally. >> greg: it was by accident. >> dana: martha, at your house, do you let your children eat the gingerbread house or is it just for show? >> martha: i love gingerbread houses but i'm not good at making them come as we all now know. we definitely have made them over the years. you can break them apart and eat them. if it's a real one. i love gingerbread. >> jesse: i like the icing. i would squeeze it into my mouth. i like squeezing that thing. what would you call that thing that you squeeze? frosting squeezer. i love it. it's really accurate. i feel like picasso.

it is >> greg: you got in on your suit. >> jesse: a little sloppy. >> martha: it started shooting out the other side. >> dana: martha is like "i have a real show." >> greg: juan, being a democrat, your gingerbread house had no friends. >> juan: because my son-in-law is an architect, we had buttressed supports. >> jesse: who is that? he is a star? great timing. >> greg: that her hair than jesse. >> jesse: let's not go that far. >> greg: i guess the audience votes and we will know by the end of the show. right, producers? >> martha: i am voting for juan. >> greg: we have someone tabulating. we will have some of your comments too. >> juan: greg, if they pick yours, they're going to have to reconstruct it. >> greg: isn't that great? it was over in 30 seconds.

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>> martha: i can't answer the question. >> greg: that is like never bathing. you will love "die hard." >> dana: now it's a unique thing to have not watched it. maybe i will watch it. >> greg: didn't specify christmas movie. >> jesse: i have never seen "love actually." >> martha: it's a good movie. it is so not the worst movie ever made. >> greg: top 100 worst movies. >> martha: i don't even like romantic comedies and i like that movie. the movie i've never seen as "a christmas story." >> greg: i've never seen that either. >> juan: i can't think of it because i've never seen it. >> greg: never saw "titanic," never saw "forrest gump." >> jesse: "titanic" is one of the best movies i've ever seen. >> greg: that says a lot.

>> juan: i like forrest gump. >> jesse: leonardo dicaprio? >> juan: "forrest gump" wasn't leonardo dicaprio. >> greg: you are mushing the movies. a boat crashes into a forest and then you run. >> juan: he was a captain in louisiana, shrimp boat. >> greg: house of cards. >> martha: robin wright. >> greg: from sheila, what do you think is the most overused word or phrase today? i can say it but i'm going to wait. i will go to you, juan. >> juan: overused phrase. >> greg: what's a word you often hear? >> juan: wait a second. guess what?

>> greg: there you go! [laughs] i believe you are solely responsible for that phrase spreading like a meme to other shows. >> juan: it's a good one. i used to say "check it out" all the time. >> greg: now you say "guess what." the nearly 3 million people who watch the show. >> dana: now 9 million people are saying it. >> greg: i blame you. >> martha: i don't like "it's all good." van it in 2019. you already banded i'm sure. >> greg: when you ask someone "how are you doing," what do they say? "living the dream." it's become kind of like being ironic but i am too lazy to think of something clever. >> martha: bill hemmer says "living the dream." >> greg: but he is.

>> dana: i am going to say "no worries." especially during this time of year, it's really busy and people ask of you can do something. i'm sorry, i can't do that. they will say "no worries." actually i'm not worried about it. >> greg: when you are asking somebody whose job it is to do it and you say thank you and they say "no worries." it shouldn't be a worry. it's your job. jesse. >> jesse: i am getting sick of the word collusion. it is too much. it's too much. stop with it. >> juan: that's a phrase now? >> greg: it's a word. >> jesse: russian collusion. we have heard enough. >> juan: how about conviction? >> greg: ooh. facebook question. what's so one thing you would grab in an emergency. you are running out of the house

or somewhere. >> martha: my dog. >> greg: that would kind of handicap you. >> martha: after my children, of course. >> dana: [laughs] >> juan: i am glad you said that. it's not a thing. i think the most valuable things are old pictures. because now a lot of pictures are on the cloud. you have to make sure -- if there is a really valuable old picture like your grandparents or something. >> greg: jesse would grab his hair gel. >> jesse: you stole my joke! >> greg: every time i look at you i see that wave of hair. you are like the opening of "hawaii five-0". >> dana: i would grab my phone. everything on your in your lifn your phone. >> greg: i would take my passport. without that, i could not do anything. i don't have a driver's license. >> juan: you carry your

passport everywhere? >> greg: no, only when i have to do important things. solving crime late at night. i've lost almost every major idea except for my passport. i got yelled at for it by a police officer. the police came to interview and the guy yells at me for not having an i.d. i had my passport. i never got it. they say congratulations. you have global entry, then they disappeared. >> martha: and you never got the card. >> greg: you asked me why i don't have i.d., that's what i don't have i.d. >> juan: i think it took two days. >> greg: if you are watching "the five" and you know the answer, email me. >> juan: why don't you backup my phone -- your phone? >> dana: i do but if you're living in an emergency. i've got my wallet. your life is on here. >> juan: i am saying it is

backed up. it's not like you're going to lose it forever. >> greg: i like this question, instagram question. can you dance? >> dana: no. >> greg: you answered that. >> dana: i can to stop. is it really dancing? >> greg: in some cultures, it is. i know what jesse is going to say. >> jesse: i am pretty fly for a white guy. >> greg: juan. >> juan: i always remember bill kristol was at my daughter's wedding and he said he'd never seen a black guy danced so badly. >> greg: oh, wow. >> martha: i think i am a pretty good dancer. my kids seem to disagree. they seem really embarrassed. no, no, no. don't do that. i think i am a really good

dancer. >> juan: they think you are too good? >> martha: i am too good and it's embarrassing. >> greg: you are a mom dancer. i am a great dancer. more important, i am a tiny dancer. up next, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. our big secret center reveal when "the five"'s christmas special returns. don't miss it.

♪ >> dana: welcome back. it is time for our secret santa reveal. it's been a good tradition. we have done this every year. it's always fun. were going to start with juan. were going to find out who your secret santa was. >> juan: it says on the box it's from jesse. jesse had a great gift last yea year. the jackets. >> greg: it would be great if he regifted. it would be the best one.

you would never do that. you love that jacket. >> jesse: i do. >> juan: here we go. your life just got way better. let's see what jesse did. >> jesse: i wrapped it myself, juan. >> greg: did it go through security? >> jesse: it is a snowflake suit. [laughter] >> juan: because i am so fragile? >> greg: that is awesome. that is fantastic. >> jesse: i think you will look sharp in that. >> greg: if you don't wear it at a holiday party, you are blowing it. >> juan: it looks like i got some books. something for dummies. economics for dummies! wow. >> jesse: something to read over the break. >> juan: and i think i got another book. jesse is trying to impress dana. what is this?

it's a picture frame. see what's in the picture. oh, look! it's a picture of the family. my grandkids. >> jesse: you are welcome. merry christmas. >> greg: what if you do it in the opposite order. starts out nice and just gets worse. >> juan: what to do with the wrapping. >> dana: throw it on the floor. jesse, it's your turn. we have to play a little something. can we play it? let's play it. >> greg: while you were doing that, jesse was getting a facial. [laughter] >> jesse: it was a barbecue facial. infused. >> greg: is that what you are calling it? >> dana: this was the inspiration. >> jesse: oh, no. god, what is this? [laughter] >> greg: it is going to be so calming.

>> jesse: bath salts, body lotion. >> greg: poured a glass of rose. light some candles. >> juan: it is so metrosexual. >> martha: remember when you sat on my show that you liked to wear makeup. >> jesse: i said that was the least part of being a tv host that i liked. a gift for you. time for you to relax and unwind at the spa on wall street. merry christmas, dana perino. very, very nice. i really appreciate it. >> juan: do they soak you in my name because it's on wall street? >> jesse: the trump economy. i will be bathing in cash. >> dana: it is kind of big. what is it? very big. okay, all right. >> juan: i like the wrapping on it.

>> dana: hard to wrap. >> greg: who got this? >> martha: it's from me. >> dana: that's right. >> greg: what does it do? >> dana: a booster. >> greg: do you sit on it or stand on it? >> martha: let's see how much taller you are. >> dana: wherever i go. if i go to a restaurant. >> jesse: at the theater! >> martha: sit on it. >> greg: i have never seen that before. >> dana: martha really gets into the spirit. >> greg: what did she get you? tickets to rob lowe? >> martha: maybe if he sees this he will invite us backstage. >> dana: it was a gift certificate for broadway tickets.

there's a couple shows i want to see. then there's one more thing. this booster seat, i am taking it. >> greg: can i move it? >> dana: what is this? oh. >> greg: she is gifting company swag. it's company swag. >> martha: we didn't have anyone else who was an extra small. we were anti-fleece. >> dana: i will wear this all the time. >> martha: wire wear it when yu walk jasper. >> jesse: there is something i didn't open in my bag. i forgot. it was really buried in there. what is this? is it appropriate? what is it? >> dana: it's an eyebrow trimmer. >> martha: it's a perfect

present. >> greg: eyebrows are in. bushy eyebrows are in. >> jesse: are you saying that i need to groom better? >> dana: you are perfection. we are running out of time. juan. thank you, martha. i am glad martha was here to view my secret santa. greg, you are next. >> greg: this is heavy. if this isn't booze, i will be disappointed. it feels like it could be. be careful how i open it. the producers are producing how i open it. >> martha: i'm afraid you're going to knock your beautiful mug. >> jesse: don't drop it like you dropped the gingerbread house. >> greg: i will go extra slow. if it is something breakable. do you have a knife? >> dana: do you have a pocket knife? >> jesse: you don't carry around your own knife? >> greg: flipped it over.

>> jesse: the most dramatic opening of a present. >> greg: i need something to open it with. >> juan: there we go. >> greg: oh, my god. it's a puppy. it's got a blue streak on its face from the pen and it can't breathe. whenever you put a puppy in a box, put holes in it. the box, not the puppy. you don't want to give a dead puppy to anybody. >> jesse: last time you opened this, the thigh master almost hit you in the face. >> greg: you could play the tape from last year. >> jesse: we should speed it up. >> greg: yeah, speed it up. oh, my god. oh! a book. [laughter] "we the people" from juan williams. thurgood marshall by

juan williams. it's pretty cool. i will sell these at the strand. "why the "enough." juan williams. you wrote a lot of books. this is an important book. "the assault on honest debate" by juan williams. is it all? >> juan: no. that's why you couldn't drop it. >> greg: i feel something in a jar. it's a candle. >> juan: when you are reading the book, you can light a candl candle. and also you know what. your going to love the barbecue smell. >> greg: nice. >> juan: look at the label.

>> greg: can you see it? sour grapes avenatti. >> juan: have the wine and a candle and read a book. that's your label. >> greg: the lollipop litigator. >> martha: i'm going to go fast. okay. who didn't give yet? >> greg: me. >> martha: is it tickets to rob lowe? oh, this is so awesome. who would ever give this? >> juan: you have to hold it up so folks can see it. >> martha: this is going to go over not so well. >> dana: this is how martha tastefully displays.

>> greg: what could this be? >> dana: animals are great. >> juan: there we go. >> martha: hold on. >> greg: it is on infinite loop. it will go forever. >> martha: someone on my list who i haven't gone something fo for. >> juan: i want to borrow this this. i want to be greg. animals are great. >> greg: it might be the best gift you could ever get if we got it to work. >> greg: don't bring it home. there is probably a camera on i it. fans should get good gifts that have cameras. >> dana: stay with us. more of our christmas special straight ahead.

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>> dana: that is so... >> is is a wonderful give you played me? it goes up and pops off two seconds later. >> juan: i was going to say, what happens when martha goes nuts? >> martha: i have one more gift for everybody. >> greg: you have to one up everybody. >> martha: for gut, you got wine. >> juan: what would you say if you had your contest? nobody can say the name of the wine. >> greg: nobody knows about that yet. wait, we did talk about it. >> dana: they don't know we are going to do it. all right, everybody.

>> juan: thanks for spending some of your holiday with us. we are going to see you back here tomorrow. yes indeed. merry christmas to all and all a good night. >> dana: animals are great. >> greg: animals are great! >> this is a fox news alert. what started out as a christmas greeting for american troops around the world ends up as an ultimatum for his political foes. president donald trump telling reporters part of the government will stay shot as long as democrats refuse to build more barriers on the mexican border. good evening, merry christmas, everyone. everyone. i'm mike emanuel in for bret baier. first, we begin on the north along with correspondent ellison barber on what happened when the president went off script today as he spends christmas here in washington amid the partial government shutdown. good