in 1995. the chamber of commerce is worried. the guy who runs the organization with me exclusively on fox business tomorrow at noon eastern time to weigh in on something he says his way over the top. that will do it. "the five" is now. ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i am jesse watters with emily compagno, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." fox news alert. it's been a busy 24 hours for the president as he tries to make a deal with democrats on border security and the shutdown. it looks like we are not getting very far. the president reportedly walking out of a meeting after he couldn't reach a deal with democrats. it also started last night as he made his case to the american people. >> every day and border patrol agents encounter thousands of illegal immigrants trying to enter our country.

our southern border is a pipeline for a vast quantities of illegal drugs. over the years, thousands of americans have been brutally killed by those who illegally entered our country and thousands more lives will be lost if we don't act right now. this is a humanitarian crisis, a crisis of the heart and a crisis of the soul. the federal government remains shutdown for one reason and one reason only. because democrats will not fund border security. >> jesse: today he had lunch on capitol hill with republican lawmakers and doubled down on his demands. >> the republicans are unified. we want border security. we want safety for our country. the only reason they are against it is because i won the presidency. they think they can try and hurt us going into the presidency but that's not going to happen. and we don't give up.

we are doing the right thing. >> jesse: democrats aren't budging. nancy pelosi and chuck schumer just broke after their meeting with trump earlier today. >> unfortunately, the president just got up and walked out. he asked speaker pelosi, will you agree to my wall. she said no. and he just got up and said then we have nothing to discuss and he just walked out. i asked him to open up the government. he said if i open up the government, you won't do what i want. a few minutes later, he sort of slammed the table and leader pelosi said she didn't agree with the wall, he walked out inside we have nothing to discuss. >> jesse: vice president pence says he doesn't recall him raising his voice or slamming the table. he said he walked into the room and passed out candy. for democrats, the headlines are all about schumer and pelosi's

bizarre rebuttal with put the internet on overdrive. one of the most popular memes was the american graphic pelosi and schumer. another one compares them to your angry parents finding out that you skipped school. there is this one asking if you need to help for an accident. greg, when you saw these two people there, what was the first thing that went through your mind? >> greg: i thought they were trying to sell me a reverse mortgage. he would have to go to the local cemetery to find anything stiffer. they were shellacked. they could not move. i was talking to someone in the green room. it was clear this had been written regardless of what trump was going to say. he didn't give them anything to actually improv or vamp off of. everything he said was factually correct. you could tell with the fact-checking how forlorn everybody was that they couldn't find any meat on that bone.

instead, you have lurch and morticia. is that the addams family? is that the munsters? i get them confused. you weren't even born yet. what confused me is that he brought candy. this is considered a peace offering. they basically rebuffed him after giving him candy. you don't like jolly ranchers. >> dana: i used to but there comes an age when you can't eat them anymore. >> jesse: i think i am still young enough to have a jolly rancher. >> dana: i am going to have a starburst. >> jesse: juan, if i give you this from greg, doesn't mean you're going to agree with everything we want? >> juan: yeah, rotten teeth. >> greg: you have a sweet tooth, juan. >> juan: i really do. i love sweets. here's the thing that strikes me. greg picked up on this. trump said nothing. >> greg: i set it in a good way. >> juan: because you are glad he said nothing. >> greg: he talked about all

the casualties, the victims. >> juan: it was a national dress that the networks got suckered into. the president has asked for a national time. i guess he's going to make news but he makes zero news. >> dana: i don't think the president has to make news to beyond. >> juan: that's the reason that you get time. >> greg: he stated the facts. the statistics were pretty clear. >> juan: there is a national crisis when crossings are at a 20 year low. >> greg: "the washington post" said that yesterday. >> juan: heroin is coming across. not illegally in terms of illegal crossings but coming through ports of entry. this is a guy who says we have a situation here where the trade deal is going to pay for the wall. nobody thinks the trade deal is paying for the wall. certainly mexico is not paying for the wall. to me, it was like -- >> greg: do you want to counter the port of entry argument? >> jesse: i knew you were going to bring that up, juan.

i will give you this. they seized -- border patrol agencies for 200 pounds of fontanelle at the ports of entry on the southern border. but they also seized 332 pounds of fentanyl along the southern border. that's a lot of fentanyl. >> greg: the reason why it's at the port of entry is because that's often the easier path once you have barriers. it actually moves into the port of entry. >> juan: i thought you said he wants the wall. in other words -- >> greg: yes. so -- >> juan: i think we are in the weeds and i think this is what trump does to the whole country. he gets you arguing about where is it coming from? there is no crisis. that's the point. >> greg: you are in the minority because "the washington post" says -- >> juan: i am just talking facts. >> jesse: are you calling "the washington post" fake news? >> greg: there is no crisis. people are dying. there is no crisis.

children died. >> jesse: the police officer shot by illegal aliens. >> juan: this is the part that i like about what president trump has to say. he talked about humanitarian issues. >> greg: i thought there was no humanitarian issue. i thought there was no crisis. first there's no crisis. now there's a crisis. eat some candy, juan. >> juan: humanitarian why was it not a crisis two years ago when republicans had control of everything. >> jesse: let's get to dana. >> dana: i don't know. i was listening to you all. do you remember when president obama gave the prime time address on the affordable care act? what did republicans -- remember we sat here. oh! that's not true and that's not going to work and that's not the case. okay, here's the thing. he had enough members to get it passed. he paid a political price for it. i think the jury is still out on that, that it sold the problems they thought it was going to but that's what happens. i think residents, even if there are not going to make news, if the president says i want to

address the nation, the networks should give it. it's not like he asks all the time. this is his first oval office address and he chose to do it on immigration. you can choose to think that the speech didn't move the ball. you can choose to think that the speech was factually incorrect but i think that that networks did the right thing and taking the speech and that, he gets this reputation for being someone who walks around the white house fuming all the time. chuck schumer today said he's pounding the table. the white house tries to say no, he's quite rational. he even brought candy. he is so nice. he's a father and a grandfather. i think -- i don't think they made a big dent in moving anything either way. so we are at an impasse. but i do think it's interesting that is $5 billion. i'm going to say just $5 billion in the big scheme of things in the budget. on friday when the payroll doesn't god, it's more than

$5 billion -- when the payroll doesn't go out, it's more than $5 billion. we've lost some perspective. >> jesse: was the obama address the one where he said if you like your health care, you can keep it. emily, what did you think about last night and the democratic >> emily: i have been a federal attorney. you know. you continue to question it. [laughter] >> jesse: show us your resume. >> emily: i have been furloughed and headed out for low papers. it compared to the day that i was sitting in charge of federal employees and there were gunshots out my window and there was an active shooter running around. i was responsible for their safety and me. i don't understand why pelosi and schumer throw around comments today and they respond saying the words tragic and collateral damage, talking about the furlough when it's a disingenuous comment when our federal employees are being

assaulted and murdered at the border. when our communities, midwestern and low income and minority communities are being decimated by the drug wars, drugs porting over the southern border. i encourage you and everyone to read the 2018 dea drug threat assessment report which was quite clear about the level of drugs flowing across the borders in ports of entry and not and the crippling effect that those transnational cartels have on literally everything in our system, including our prison populations and including diplomacy and bureaucracy and politics. entire towns that are literally in the palms of their hands. when they say the wall is a morality issue or they talk about this, all of these government employees at the moment, to me there is greater consequences we are dealing with right now that are being lost in the oversimplified response to the national conversation. >> juan: how does a wall solve that?

if the drugs are coming through legal ports of entry, a wall is not going to stop it. >> emily: number one, the president isn't just talking about a physical barrier buddies also called for funding for technology for greater reinforcements. judges, immigration judges. >> juan: with the democrat said today as if you're talking about additional funds and forces on the border, to deal with things like that, we will negotiate. but let's not shutdown the government over this -- >> jesse: the same wall that they voted for five years ago. >> greg: 4600 miles of wall. >> jesse: if the democrats care more about americans missing paychecks than americans missing dead family members. it's a priority problem. democratic "it" girl alexandria ocasio-cortez on a tear after the president's speech. wait until you hear some of the things she said next. -these people, they speak a language we cannot understand.

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its own segment that new democratic congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez. >> the president should not be asking for more money to an agency that has systematically violated human rights. the president should be really defending why we are funding such an agency at all. because right now what we are seeing is death. right now what we are seeing is a violation of human rights. >> emily: she didn't just stop at that, slamming i.c.e. she took it to a whole 'nother level with this. >> he's fighting against almost every way people can actually legally enter this country, forcing them to become undocumented. then he's trying to attack their undocumented status. it's systematic. it's wrong. it's anti-american. those women and children trying to come here with nothing but the shirts on their back to create an opportunity and provide for this nation are asking more in an american tradition in this president is right now. >> emily: all right, jesse. she was subjected to some journalistic criticism over this obviously and defended herself

against it. how do you reconcile, how would she reconcile that which such seemingly arguably mindless comments. >> jesse: i getting aoc for tag. -- fatigue. she's everywhere. she's all over the internet. i'm kind of over it already. think about what she is saying. she is saying illegal aliens are more american than the president of the united states. she is a reverse birther, the opposite of what trump said. now she is saying that i.c.e. agents are committing human rights violations. i.c.e. agents are the actual people who -- she is saying in the midst of decades, best wage growth, gdp growth. capitalism isn't working. let's try socialism?

it's the kind of stuff you hear your average college democrats saying you kind of roll your eyes. now she is a member of congress. the training wheels are off. she is popping wheelies through the country, throwing hand grenades out there. she is a problem not for republicans. she is a problem for pelosi. that's what i think. chuck or nancy, however. she's good for ratings here at fox. >> juan: i think all over the conservative media universe, they seem to delight and what do they call her, aoc. i must tell you, guess what, the american people agree with her. >> greg: we are a socialist country now? >> juan: the american people say the republicans are responsible for their shutdown and secondly when it comes to separating families and children from parents, americans don't like it. americans think -- >> greg: they want open borders. >> jesse: they want to abolish i.c.e.? >> juan: these people calm.

families and workers. remember when republicans said jackbooted thugs? if you are an immigrant and you see your cousin being rated and taken away. >> jesse: i think republicans have that when the guns were sold to mexican -- killed the border agents. >> emily: dana, you are saying it's more of a problem for schumer. >> dana: democrats trying to get their 2020 game going on they have -- they are super hopeful. they think they can make trump a one term president. we will see how that goes. if they don't win back the senate, they will not be in a position of power. it's really difficult. i think for pelosi, where the energy is in the party right now, it helps in the house to have aoc out there and all of these things. they don't have to defend them that much. if you want to have power in the country, you have to win back the senate. i think the more she's out there, the more difficult it is for chuck schumer to try to make

any gains on the republicans and that they are more likely in 2020, republicans more likely to keep the senate or even expand the number of seats they have. >> emily: greg. >> greg: yes. [laughter] >> emily: what with the messaging fee for compassionate, more moderate democrats who don't agree that the human rights violations and that there is death and some type of moderate ground that includes the human rights violations being committed -- apprehended by those of the border, et cetera. >> greg: i don't want to help them out. i would say, okay. she's the democratic party's trump in the sense that she has galvanizing social media via extreme pronouncements. every morning, she gets up and says what's my "lock her up," or "build the wall." he ends up on shows like this. i think she's betraying her

constituency. illegal immigration effects wages. it affects the job market of minorities. that's a stone cold fact. it is, juan. it is. >> juan: i think what's a stone cold fact is that immigration helps economic growth. >> greg: legal. >> emily: illegal, low wages and noncompliance. lack of the things people on the left. >> juan: this reminds me of mitt romney's gardeners and people on trump's property saying that we are illegal immigrants. >> greg: i don't follow that. what i am saying is that cheap labor hurts minorities or people that are on the lower rung of the ladder. that's a fact. the problem is, and let me finish because you talked a bit. we have to get over the fact.

you're accused of being sexist if you criticize her. it's actually sexist if you don't criticize her. you have to say your ideas are old. you are refreshing in your delivery. you are young. you are exciting. but your ideas are as dead as the socialism of the past. >> jesse: she's doing something and she's not taking the traditional heat you would expect when you call a sitting president un-american or you advocate for socialism or you do mean the law enforcement. a couple years ago, i am old enough to remember doing those things, you get hit pretty hard. >> greg: [laughs] speesixteen bill de blasio school of democrats. >> greg: i think that had been done to obama. a few congressmen i think we can remember president obama of not being american at all that stuff. >> jesse: and they got hurt for that. >> greg: there is a mirror image to everything in these parties. that's the sad thing. one side does exactly what the other side does. >> dana: i think they should've had had her do the

response. to communicate with her and channel it and take this great energy and try to put it in the direction. >> jesse: i prefer the nancy and chuck response. >> emily: we've got to go. in that old sheriff scott israel, major update on him nex next. well, how are the massage chairs working out for everyone? i dunno. i'm still a little stressed

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but is he? new florida governor ron desantis addressed the issue earlier today. >> in florida, the governor has the ability to suspend local officials for incompetence, for misfeasance, neglect of duty. we just had a few days ago, last week, a comprehensive report from the marjory stoneman douglas commission income over 400 pages. it was really troubling to read some of the things that could have been done to prevent one of the most awful tragedies we've had. we will make an announcement on that probably by the end of the week. >> juan: ron desantis is saying, emily, that he hasn't made a decision but apparently what we are hearing from the sheriff is he things this is a fate to complete. >> emily: i will say in a vacuum if your tax dollars were being used to pay someone's salary of over $186,000 and that person's job performance there was a demonstrable, the 500 page

report and there's a criminal investigation and another public commission report, that in those reports, it outlined that that person's failures, incompetence, lack of training and lack of equipment, change of policy, it highlighted ten things that resulted or than impacted and affected the deaths of 17 students. absolutely i call for that removal. i think our government will probably be a lot more efficient if there was more accountability like that. it's our tax dollars paying the salaries and that entire situation is a horror. >> juan: jesse, you've been out front calling for him to be removed. the counter argument what emily said is that the voters should decide. >> jesse: if it's an egregious situation like this is, i think the government has the authority to cut him loose. they are cleaning house in broward.

they got rid of sneaky snipes and now the coward from broward is gone, by the end of the week, we predict. he was playing patty cake with the school shooter for years, visiting his house, never doing anything. they heard shots, everybody forms a perimeter and full surround on the walkie-talkies while kids are being mowed down. his own deputy walked away from the gunfire. the guy is a political animal and he's got blood on his hands and i'm glad he's finally going to get a job in the private sector. cnn will probably hire him. >> juan: would you say the same thing about the fbi? >> jesse: i think heads should fall at the fbi too. they had two warnings as i recall and i think they had a department of child and family services, they dropped the ball as well. it's amazing you can stick around in government and not get fired. you have people like peter

strzok, lois lerner, this guy, they disgraced their entire institution and they can hang around for years before they get fired. it's cushy. i should work in government, juan. it would be a lot safer. >> juan: is that right? i won't make any comment. dana, when you read about this, and jesse touched on it, people saying you're going to get rid of this law enforcement officer but you don't respond in terms of guns. what do you say? >> dana: you mean that desantis is not moving forward on legislation? he's been there about 10 minutes. >> juan: doing something about gun stocks. i was just reading, 40,000 people in the u.s. died from firearm deaths in 2017. the highest since 1968. >> dana: governor desantis has been governor for like 10 minutes. the first thing he gets in regards to this high school shooting is this report. it's 400 pages. to me, it sounds like he's been quite responsible looking at the

report and going to make a decision based on that, not based on an instinct or grudge or anything like that. let's give him a chance to think that there is something that he thinks should be done on guns in florida. the legislature under governor rick scott, now senator, they did move some legislation just last year. i think we should give him a chance. he'd only been there a minute. >> juan: greg, i am struck by this because to me, you're a guy who would support the right of democracy, let the voters decide. this would be an executive action. apparently has the right. >> greg: i think if he had any kind of self-respect, he would have resigned immediately because the evidence was overwhelming. remember, this guy is a stereotype. he's a power-hungry, arrogant cliche of of a tv sheriff stretching before the cameras after the heinous act took place. remember those long press conferences that he would soak

it up, soak it up. to your point, jesse, i will never forget that town hall on cnn with dana loesch. she went out there and was thrown before the wolves figuratively speaking. he sat there. instead of trying to throw her a lifeline, he threw her in annville. he made a comment that engendered all of the supplies that was saying yeah, you're the one who's at fault. he was the one, as you said, with blood on his hands. if you have the same passion for the citizens that he did for the limelight, those kids would be alive. >> juan: what struck me as i think the arrogance thing, i also read a quote here, he was on cnn and said if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, o.j. simpson would still be in the record books. he made excuses that the training and the radio equipment was faulty. the media wasting her time

dissecting the president's speech last night. gregory is going to break down their fact-checking. stay tuned for that on "the five" ."

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♪ >> greg: my favorite part from last night, the story of fact-checking. >> fact-checkers, eat your wheaties. >> we will be relentless. it's because i have to have real-time fact-checking. >> testing the fact-checkers. >> greg: sadly the anticipation overwhelms the payoff. the media seemed so deflated they had to turn to their late-night booty call: collusion. they tried to fact-check but it was hard because the stats were real and sobering, like when donald trump detailed the murder of a young police officer, a dismembered neighbor, gang members stabbing a young girl to death. those are facts. hard to question the 266,000

arrests of aliens with criminal records, 100,000 assaults, 30,000 sex crimes, violent killings, the one in three women sexually assaulted in the track through mexico or the 20,000 migrant children illegally brought to the u.s. last month, many used by coyotes and gangs. those were facts ignored by the media and of course by ma and paul cattell. trump had put them in a fact-check box. the vast overreach, there is a bona fide emergency on the border. said "the washington post" days ago. when trump brought up this humanitarian crisis, the same paper called him a liar. was it because he used their analysis? no wonder nobody pays attention to these so-called fact-checkers. they don't even trust what they say to themselves and neither do we. thoughts come a day now well,... >> greg: thanks. jesse. they said we didn't have time. >> dana: so much build up to

speech that the time it was given, it was anticlimactic. if the president had announced a national emergency, it would've been like wow. that's news. if you're covering this every day, there was really nothing new but he put it all together and and one place. it was geared toward to the broader public doesn't pay attention to this stuff all the time. what journalists do is fact-checking. you don't have to specifically say i'm going to fact-check now. you just do your job because that's what you do. >> greg: what i found, emily, they portrayed their rebuttal as a fact-check. they disagreed with what he said. then they would go, oh, but it's coming through port of entry is. that's probably because there's a wall that kept them from going somewhere else. that's a rebuttal, not a fact-check. >> emily: i think there was a missed opportunity to get out of being mired in the details and talk about the larger issues and how it will rollout in terms of policy. the whole point was tomorrow the

democrats are meeting him at the white house to maybe come to an agreement within an hour. accuracy is important but i think it became its own flurry and kind of ridiculous. >> greg: jesse, i want to bring up, john at cnn, he tweeted "the view from the oval office seems to be most documented migrants are murderers, drug dealers, thugs and drug traffickers." trump never said that. he just went over statistics. that's their problem. they are completely biased. they think that their bias is somehow a sieve for fact-checking. >> jesse: they will say illegal immigrants commit less crimes than your average american citizen. that's like saying crack kills less people than heroin. it doesn't mean you don't fight the crack academic. -- epidemic. when you reduce illegal immigration, you will therefore reduce crime. i also don't like when they say it's a manufactured crisis.

juan says in 2000, there were 100,000 illegal border crossings per month. now there are 60,000 border crossings per month. that's like saying my home got broken into in 2000 five times and now it gets broken into three times. it doesn't mean you don't do anything about securing your home. they are trying to ignore the problem. another statistic that was pretty amazing, trump said last night that one in three women when they make the journey north, gets raped when they are trying to come to america. the fact-checkers set its four and five women get raped. when you add to the fact that there is sick kids being held because he can't send the back because they're from central america and they come from families because of the loopholes, that the assaults on border patrol agents are up 300% and officer singh killed by an illegal immigrant the other day. to say that it's a manufactured crisis but global warming is a real crisis, how many americans

have died from global warming, juan? how many, williams? how many? zero. >> juan: i think your brain might be fried on the global warming. here's the thing. i agree with dana. i think journalists should check facts from these powerful people when they speak from the bully pulpit. >> greg: not if they are biased. >> juan: there is no need for bias. check the facts. the way that you present the facts, that crossings are at a 20-year low. if it's at a 20-year low and you say it still is a crisis, then what happened when the republicans were in control of everything and did nothing about this so-called crisis? i think most people, maybe like stormy daniels said i prefer folding laundry or may be like people -- >> dana: is that what you were watching juan? >> juan: squinting at the teleprompter. it just wasn't him last night and he made no news. when you think why fact-check, i will tell you why.

this guy has been demonizing people who are immigrants and then saying lies about those immigrants and then he gets a national address and everybody says we have to check on the lies. >> greg: we have to move on. i don't understand why the left conflates illegal immigrants with legal immigrants. don't go anywhere. wilde wild card wednesday is ne. oh, wow. you two are going to have such a great trip. thanks to you, we will. this is why voya helps reach today's goals... all while helping you to and through retirement. can you help with these? we're more of the plan, invest and protect kind of help... voya. helping you to and through retirement.

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camera relieving himself in the front yard as well. he would only face misdemeanor charges of petty theft and probably. >> jesse: the prowler. >> dana: here we go with another one. the first paris restaurant for new diners to close down due to lack of customers. old natural opened 15 months ag. it's going to permanently close its doors. >> emily: i thought it was funny and ridiculous because the whole platform was we want to make gastronomy available for as if it was an issue about qualit quality. i can't even eat -- the thought of eating -- >> greg: they should combine it with cooking. if you are that strong a nudist, you should be frying up bacon. that's my point. juan is going, i am staying out of this. >> juan: if you are on the beach, i guess.

>> greg: you get sand everywhere. >> dana: the $7,000 mark toilet has built-in speakers, mood lighting, and amazon alexa voice control. this has to be yours. >> emily: speakers in or out? >> greg: what you mean in? you have speakers in the bathroom. i bring this up so i can voice yet again how much i hate our bathrooms on the 18th floor which are absolutely disgusting. >> dana: there is going to a remodeling. >> greg: i am running out of patience. >> dana: i know. >> jesse: i don't get the mood lighting. what's that for? >> greg: maybe you want to be romantic. >> juan: women light candles. >> emily: women. >> juan: yes. >> dana: random destination generator, new service that plants surprise vacations. this was mine. you subscribe to the travel services.

you pay roughly $50 a month to unlock a three day, 2-night vacation every four months and you don't know where you're going. it's like a surprise trip. >> jesse: you couldn't handle that, dana. >> dana: i think i could. i'm quite adventurous. >> greg: how far are they? >> dana: doesn't say. you go to hotel. >> greg: this is good for me. i don't have any choices. >> dana: you can opt out within a month. >> greg: it should be mandatory. 90% of my anxiety is planning. i would much rather have -- >> dana: pay for somebody to do it. and then they're going to come kidnap you in drug you and take you to the place. >> greg: you're going to end up in savannah, georgia. >> dana: what's wrong with savannah, georgia? i love savannah, georgia. >> jesse: we love you, savanna. >> dana: we have friends there. >> juan: you would end up in motel 6. >> dana: woman earns 40 grand

a year as a professional cuddler. she earns 40 grand a year because she -- people want to pay her to snuggle and cuddle. >> greg: gross. >> dana: what the heck is going on? >> greg: it's all a scam. >> jesse: i had one on racial, professional cuddler. i still think she's underpaid. >> juan: they have to negotiate. $40,000, there's a market for this and i think john people have friends? >> dana: we have to wrap. we have to get out of here. "one more thing" is up next. every day, visionaries are creating the future. ( ♪ ) so, every day, we put our latest technology and vast expertise to work. ( ♪ ) the united states postal service

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the three time now for one more thing. >> juan: we had a baby. at five: 15:00 a.m. this very morning, he is a big boy waiting at 9 pounds, 3 ounces. when miles appeared, the doctor shouted, oh, my god, he's huge! normally, at this table we like to argue, but there is nothing that compares to a happy healthy baby, so at this one, the five agree, best wishes to baby mile

miles. >> jesse: look at that. >> dana: she wants to hold that big baby. matthew charles has become the first person to be released from prison under the first step act which was under the law signed by president trump that eases mandatory minimum drug sentences. he was sentenced for more than three decades for selling crack cocaine and is now getting a second chance in life. i spoke to him yesterday and asked him what it was like when he found out. >> i found out on january 1st, i got out two days later, so i was just really, really surprised. this was all a change that occurred in 1996 and just reflected outwards. for those who have changed in their heart that i do want to be role models to their children and grandchildren, and you want to be able to come back out to society, i want to speak to those kind of guys. >> dana: he was on the show today, and we are glad to have him here congratulations to him from all of us. >> jesse: i bet he never

thought he would be pardoned by donald trump. [laughter] >> greg: time for! animals are great. on fox nation, if you don't have it you should join it. i have a professor, she is brilliant, a smart person that i interviewed. we talked about discrimination against men, and toxic masculinity and how it affects men and the future. then on fox news podcasts, which anybody can go to, i have elbert guillory on my podcast, he is fantastic. we talked about donald trump's speech, robert dinero calling trump a racist, and it is hilarious. >> jesse: greg said he could never have me on the show because then he would change the show. can't do it. all right, odell beckham jr., you know the giants, he was throwing the ball with some

chimpanzees. look at that. look at that catch. i think he was taking a shot at manning. i think that was kind of like a dig right there. he's got to throw better than eli. so, he throws the ball around with these wild animals, and you know who gets man? now the team for putting themselves at risk, peter. peter gets mad. they released a statement saying it is dehumanizing to animals, go figure. can you believe it? i think we are all better for it, emily. >> emily: today is a law enforcement appreciation day. this is the fifth year in a row this has been formally celebrated and i want to take this opportunity to acknowledge and express gratitude to the over 850,000 uniformed officers that protect our safety every year, and two quick stories. number one, when i got back into a trip and my car was obliterated. it had been looking into, the entire thing had been ripped

apart, but right in the middle of the front seat was acquired from the police officer that was like, i'm here, give me a call. then my second one, i was pulled over in a uniform and he gave it back and i saw him over the counter. >> juan: i want to hear more. >> bret: this is a fox news alert, i'm bret baier. president trump says his most recent meeting with congressional leaders was a waste of time. the speaker of the house says the president is being petulant, the president walked out of a session with nancy pelosi and chuck schumer aimed at making some progress in the three and a half week long partial government shutdown. so far, the white house is warning any sort of peaceful approach towards ending the impasse will be rejected. fox news coverage tonight at the capital where the democrats now are being joined by some in the president's own party calling to an end to