this gridlock and where it's going. also, the impact it has historically. and what if abraham lincoln had to contend with such issues? a nation falling apart and the government shutting down at the same time. then there, done that, exploring it this weekend. ♪ >> dana: hello everyone, i am dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." musical physical >> dana: this is a fox news alert, we are awaiting an update from wisconsin -- actually let's go to this press conference. >> we think it's important to provide as much information as we can as the investigation moves forward in jamie's case. joining me again is ryan o'keefe from the wisconsin department of criminal investigation and u.s. attorney for the western

district. this is where the investigation stands this afternoon. jamie wasn't reunited with her aunt this afternoon at the hospital, and will be reunited later this evening with the rest of her family. she has been doing as well as circumstances allow. i have not seen or spoken with her yet. right now we are letting her settle in and reconnect with her loved ones. here are some facts in the case that we can share, but again we will not be releasing any information that puts more stress on jamie or jeopardizes the case. we have recovered a gun consistent with what was used at the scene of the initial homicide. we have to wait for confirmation that was indeed the same weapon after examination by the wisconsin state crime lab. the gun used at the scene on the night of the incident was a shotgun. the shotgun was also used to

open -- should open the door at their home on the night of the incident. the door of the home was not kicked in. with regard to the suspect taking great efforts to minimize his forensic footprint at the crime scene, they include things like not leaving trace evidence, by changing his physical appearance. like a shaving his head, not to leave hair behind. we again will not be making any more comments about this to protect the integrity of the case. at this time, nothing in this case shows that the suspect knew anyone at the closs home or at any time had contact with anyone in the closs family. the suspect had specific intentions to kidnap jayme and went to great lengths to prepare to take her. the suspect did work at the jenny old turkey plant over three years ago for less than two days and does not appear to have any -- it did not any

contact with jayme's parents, who also worked at the turkey plant. we also note now that the suspect was not at home when jayme escaped. we do not know how she escaped at this time but we believe suspect was out looking for her when law enforcement made contact with her. on monday, at 3:30 p.m., the suspect will make his initial appearance, to be formally charged with two counts of first-degree intentional homicide and one count of kidnapping. i know all of you are searching for the answer why any of this happened. believe me, so are we. our goal is to continue to do what is right for jayme and seek justice and see that justice is served. at this time, we can take some questions. >> do we know how he knew about

jayme? was it social media or some obsession, we know at this point there was a connection. >> what i can tell you is we don't believe there was a social media connection and, we don't know how he became aware of jayme. >> do you know how far it was? >> she was on foot and it wast very far. i couldn't guess that, but it wasn't a long distance i was told. >> what kind of conditions were she to captain? >> i don't know that, i know it was a home in a rural setting. >> is there any evidence that she had been assaulted? >> we are not releasing any evidence about jayme's condition at this time, except that she is talking and communicate it with

our team up there and she was released from the hospital. those are great things to talk about and move forward with the recovery purpose. jayme is a hero in this case, no question about it. and she's the one that helped us break the case. >> can you talk more about the investigation, what are you searching right now and are you retracing the steps both of them took in the last 88 days? >> those are all things we are doing. we are currently serving a search warrant at the house and gordon and we will be there for several more hours. dci and the fbi will be there, they are looking at every room in that house, any piece of evidence that can be used in that case. but they plan on being there for several more hours. >> are you also serving a search warrant? >> we are not serving any search

warrants. >> these last three months, was she aware that people had been looking for her extensively? >> i don't know the answer to that question either. they just gave us a small briefing. >> how did the suspect restrain her in the home? >> how are you getting this information, is this all coming from patterson? >> this is all coming from our investigative team. >> so the suspect was not home when she left? >> when she escaped the home yesterday she he was not at the home. >> so he went back out looking for her? >> when we contacted him, he was out looking for her. >> so when you made the arrest, he was not in his house? >> correct. he was driving around. >> did she know her parents had

died? >> we are not sure that he had any contact with anyone at that time. >> [indistinct question] >> all i know is he was not employed so he didn't go to a job but other than that, that's all i know about his travel. i know he was not at home when she escaped and i don't know where he was. >> [indistinct question] >> i'm not into the criminology of that of somebody's mind, but this case from day one has concerned me. the volatility of this crime, to shoot two people and kidnap a

girl very concerning. we want to get the answers that you all want and we want to give that to the court so we can get a conviction. >> patterson has been in our jail without incident in a cell. >> i know he had a record, that the family have issues? >> i did get a tip on a sibling that has a criminal record and our dci and fbi teams are looking into that. i didn't look at his record, that just came in on our tip line. >> is there -- that implies that there was some kind of restraint, how did she get out? >> i don't know the answer to

that. again, i'm not looking to put pressure on jamie or her family. we want to reunite her and some of that information can wait until the court hearing on monday. but we want to let her settle in and take care of her. we are have the only suspect we looking for, we have him in custody and reunited jayme. that's been the goal of this department and the team behind me and all of the law enforcement officers out there. that was the main reason for going to that residence. >> that is very inaudible and even knowing some facts we can't

get any information off of that 911 call. >> do you think other people helped him like buy groceries or come to the home for anything? >> all of those aspects are being looked at now. >> >> but he did go to high school in that area. >> that i do not know. >> that is the key question. why and how he hid this for 88 days. >> is there water or electricity in this cabin where they were staying? >> i believe so. >> they described it to me as a

home. >> do you know what's going to happen -- >> we are working with the human services department on what placement efforts will be taken for jamie but right now she has been placed with her aunt. >> i can't comment on that, sorry. i can't comment on what he said during his arrest. he is -- i can't comment on that, they don't want me to comment on his part of the case for the conviction. we are not going to comment on him. >> do you have any reason to believe he was stocking jayme? >> i don't have any answer to that, i know jayme was a target so how he was doing that was the

question that we will use for the court process. >> -- did he have any other connections in the town? >> that's what we are looking for right now. we believe he may have worked somewhere else but we are trying to confirm that also right now. >> did -- >> i don't know the answer to that. >> is specified that shotgun was found in the cabin -- >> i don't know where the shotgun was found, there was more than one gun recovered, but they believe a shotgun was found the night of the incident. they found a gun which we believe to be similar. but they did recover more than one gun at the scene. they believe a shotgun was recovered, similar to the style used at the closs. >> is there any way the public can help the case move forward and also are there ways that the

public can help with her recovery? >> i know of no benefit accounts for jayme, we didn't take care of any of that. as far as any other clues, if anyone knew anything about the suspect, obviously we would like to know about that. but at this time, we have not run into any roadblocks with family and friends or anybody that i'm aware of that has hindered this investigation. we probably have 30 or 40 plus people still on the scene. >> now that they have jayme, i think starting to click together in the investigation? >> not quite yet because our teams haven't been back to brief us in person. much of this is being done by phone. not very good cell reception up there, they have to leave the scene to make cell phone reception. so we are getting bits and pieces from different team

leaders and different administrators. thank you. again, monday will be a keyhole court hearing. and if you are struggling with this or your kids are struggling with this, it's two on one. we will post the information on our facebook page along with information from this press conference. thank you guys for coming, we don't plan on any more press briefings. if we need to be -- the criminal complaint will be printed on monday. before you've been watching a press conference by the barron county sheriff, chris fitzgerald. a remarkable story of jayme closs escaping her captivity, being found safe and alive. he has as much information as he can. we will go around the table and talk about this a little bit.

it's remarkable that she was found, 88 days. we don't know how she escaped her how she was being held but they did find what they think could be the shotgun that murdered her parents. >> i sympathize with the sheriff in that i have nothing to say and it's frustrating when you watch press conferences when they pepper this individual's questions and, what can you say. it's a horrible crime for this young girl and her ordeal is just beginning. she's been through three months of some kind of captive ordeal and now she has no parents and her life is forever changed. >> dana: what about -- jedediah, i think about her wherewithal to be able to escape. and apparently as the sheriff , her captor was out of the house of the time. >> it's great to hear that she's not responding.

i can imagine how traumatizing this must be for a kid and now her new reality, i know she is with her aunt, but some of the things that stuck out for me, i was expecting this to be someone that knew them. and, there was contact with the suspect and, the sheriff clearly was saying that jamie was the target, not necessarily sure if she was being stalked. but something's going to come out here that we will discover about the story, it's a very strange wind it down, to see. i'm just glad she's okay, it's incredibly incredible what she's been through. >> the suspect said the suspect -- of the sheriff the

suspect will be charged at 3:00 p.m. on monday. >> also to destroy the front door. so you can really put together those bases and also that he had shaved his head again not only to avoid detection but also to avoid leaving here at the scene. and the touching part is, not only is she in good shape but apparently when she went into the home of these two people, the wife said it was like seeing a ghost. the girl had been missing with the mic for three months, everyone assumed the worst, and she started playing with the puppy. that's a great sign of her mental health and stability. and evidence that this young woman saved herself, she found a way out. they make movies and books about

people who find that kind of fortitude and heart, but for a 13-year-old it's pretty incredible. >> jesse, your thoughts? >> unfortunately they do not have the death penalty in the state of wisconsin, so this guy will serve life when he is convicted. i am sure he will be convicted once they get the ballistic evidence from the shotgun that was used at the crime. very premeditated by shaving his head to eliminate any sort of forensic evidence as well. right now everybody is going to flood the producers from 2020 and dateline and score an interview with this young girl, and i hope we give her some time to heal before she's ready to come forward. and hopefully she will get over this and she will survive.

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and if you have had tb, hepatitis b or c, or are prone to infections. don't let another morning go by without talking to your rheumatologist about xeljanz xr. >> welcome back. the partial shutdown entering its fourth week and now tied for the longest in american history. thousands of federal workers did not get their paychecks today. president trump has been grappling with whether or not to declare a national emergency in order to build a wall, now says he will not be doing that for the moment. >> 24 hours ago, you are saying you were going to declare an actual emergency. >> president trump: i said i could do it, but i tell you what, it's the easy way out. but congress should do this, it's too simple. too basic.

and at some point, as they just can't do that, and i will declare an national emergency. i have an absolute right to do it. and i'd rather not do it because this is something that congress should easily do. this is something that democrats should do, and i don't want to give an easy way out of something as simple as this. >> democrats are voicing their concerns over the president's tough stance. >> this is like a toddler who is having a tantrum and you can't give in. it really is a tragedy. this is political terrorism. >> his ultimate goal is as you said to make america pure in the sense of not having immigrants, not having folks of color here and shutting down every form of legal immigration.

>> so jedediah, this is a big change. we kind of go up and down and the plot takes a twist, like a tv series. but now he's thinking it's not the right thing. it's congress' responsibility. i have noticed that they think it would set a terrible precedent. >> and i said here yesterday i didn't think he would do that. and even though he is within his authority to do so. the thing here is, they don't disagree on the issue. chuck schumer believes in border security, and donald trump believes that works. barack obama has been talking about this humanitarian crisis. this is not -- this is about donald trump. he made it front and center and the democrats can't stand him and they are making the political fight. they don't want him to be able to run in 2,020 and say he fulfilled a campaign promise, and they don't want him to be right. so if anyone is making this

political, -- i think it was good that he brought this up, the emergencies act of 1976. it wasn't a threat, but he is saying if you forced me, i'm going to do this, it's not a manufactured crisis. all these democrats talking about race, it always makes me laugh. more than 50% of border patrol agents are hispanic. it's not about what color you are, it's about drugs and human trafficking, it's pathetic and doesn't have a strong argument. they were all fighting for border security, and that's a campaign talking point that they need against donald trump. it's a lame and it's not going to stick. >> so a quick way to ask this question is, how long will this go on?

and -- what's the end game? >> the end game of some external event is going to shake up the dynamic. because right now there is just too much intransigence on the side of the democrats. they are not negotiating, but let's just think about what happened yesterday, when he was down at the border of mcallen and they have the border patrol agents say that in just one day, they apprehended 135 individuals. in one day. that means i probably missed some. and they were from 41 different countries besides mexico and central america. the chinese, romanians, pakistanis. this is not about race, this is about any human being that comes across. if you are at a party and all of a sudden you don't recognize

that person or that person, it's your house. who are these people? and then they say, who are you. that's just not the way to run a party. you just want a sense of who is in your own country. and, i saw another interview with the house democrat that said i'd be willing for a little border patrol fencing, or fencing for the border patrol, that's fine. it's starting to slip and the mainstream media is doing as much as i possibly can to keep that from happening. >> what we have seen today is a rising pressure, it's sort of bipartisan. to vote on something and give it to the president. >> i think mitch mcconnell has played this very well.

51% the president, 35% democrat, 5% mitch mcconnell, which means that he is actually -- he has a higher approval rating than he has taken the blame. for me, and he's just sitting back and saying, i will wait. i think that chuck schumer can't get it done so he is like please, mitch mcconnell, bail me out. the other thing is, the president said something today. the democrats should have said it, let's do that. he tweeted this morning about h1b. and i he said, i have a better idea, provide you a path to citizenship. for $5.7 billion, you get border security plus, dreamers and other things, administrative law judge's. i do want to point this out, we cancel have a little bit of fun.

we showed you this from jim acosta, down at the border. >> here are some of the steel slats. you can see through them to the other side of the u.s.-mexico border, but as we are walking along, we are not seeing any imminent danger, no migrants trying to rush toward the fence here in the mcallen, texas, area. there are other businesses on this highway, i guess station, burger king and so on. but no sign of the national emergency that the president has been talking about. >> i appreciate you -- >> that's because we had a wall. >> he doesn't miss anything. >> yeah, you can say a lot about donald trump and his character, you could say that you don't like him or you think he is rude or impulsive, but he has a

master control game. for that alone, he deserves to be on mount mount rushmore. what he does is so refreshing and fresh to the press. just writing dear diary above jim acosta's tweet was priceless. before we go, somebody mentioned political terrorism. political terrorism is when you believe what is worse than a humanitarian crisis where children are exploited, women are and federal workers would go without paychecks. what's worse than that is compromising with donald trump. that's actually political terrorism and it's refreshing to see so many leftists cry racism about slowing illegal immigration, not stopping it. and ignoring how they depress wages in jobs for minorities. somehow they overlook that. and that's all i got.

this is a circuits, circus, and you will never get a solution as long as you let the media in the business model influence the issue. >> so the president is at the corner and we will see how it plays out. up next, jesse got the fastest, you won't believe how it turned out. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ [indistinct conversation] [friend] i've never seen that before. ♪ ♪

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again has people asking, why? >> so i'm here at the dentist and we will continue our series on people of the border. i'm here with diana, my dental hygienist. she's going to tell us about growing up. >> i blame aoc. she's been so successful on instagram that every politician has to do it. but nobody wants to see the inside of your mouth. including even dentists i find. that's why they get paid the big bucks. >> and hate going. >> the reason he was able to garner all that $38 million was because all he did was facebook videos. my big concern, this is very unconventional and we could be normalizing this behavior.

so i'm concerned. >> very unpresidential or maybe it's modern-day presidential. >> this to me is where we are in politics today. it's all about social media and appearing authentic and genuine, and here i am at the dentist and i don't like it, and i can talk while i have stuff in my mouth which is amazing to me. we were talking moments ago about alexandria or because the el cortez dancing to music, and it was -- that is a lie. please find it, it is a lie. in the break, find it. >> we did a home on a log on it. >> take it away. >> i think this stuff works though, i think it really works and it does make them relatable.

he said, i hope beto or rourke doesn't need a colonoscopy anytime soon. >> i'm having mine on wednesday by the way, not a laughing matter. everybody should get it done. i will be filming it. >> don't you just love flight attendants? >> are you telling us absolutely everything? >> not exactly, we are also out of coffee. [screaming] >> so now you have the option to show them that you truly care. frontier airlines are offering passengers the option to tip them. their union who fears practices will keep wages low, and i'm against this. >> of course you are, you cheap freak. tipping is a transaction that makes the world a better place. if you can encourage somebody to go out of their way to do

something better, why not? you don't to people for doing their job, you tip them for going out of their way. if they do something special like to give you a free drink or they upgrade you or they give you a better pillow. >> you can tip to get an upgraded's seat? >> i think the union has a good point about them being treated like waiters. they are there for your safety as they remind you every time they get on. the other thing is, nobody carries cash. >> may be they give you tips, like pieces of advice. >> you know, stop knocking my leg with the drink cart. >> the question in my mind is, aren't you paying for this when you pay for the tickets? you are paying for a level of service. now spirit airlines, they make you pay for everything. not only additional baggage but peanuts, cokes and coffee. >> the other part -- >> the

other part of this is, so somebody gets on who doesn't have either money and a pocket or can't afford it and they will get treated worse even though they paid the same for a seat. >> i think people will start carrying cash though on planes if they know they can tip because the service will be better. everybody likes to get tipped. and i always tip well, because i used to be a waitress. i feel like everybody likes to be tipped. >> what are you, 25? >> i was broke and i was grateful for good tips. >> it's very hard work to be a waiter. >> all right. now for some robot on robot crime, some are calling this

fake news saying it's a p.r. stunt. greg is actually taking a driver's test next week. so i wonder if he can drive better than a robot? >> i haven't driven a car in ten years. i'm not even sure i will understand what's in front of me because cars have changed so much since -- in the car is that i drive our old cars. the last car i drove was from 1957. i have a car that has no seat belts. >> then there were going to quiz you so you could get ready for your driving test. >> i've been reading the entire book. and they have rules about in-line skating. >> what? >> i know. in-line skating? >> what do you think? >> first of all, there is no way greg could be a better driver

than a robot. the reason we are having this push toward self-driving cars number one is safety. it turns out robots are much better than people who drive and they are distracted or drunk or -- >> that will eliminate 90% of all accidents self-driving. >> i'm not comfortable getting in a car that's controlled by a machine. >> you feel more comfortable in the car with him? >> because i know him. >> no airbag on your side, one. >> i would get in the car with you. i feel like you could be a good driver. viggo i'm a terrible passenger, i will tell you that. >> it's very tough. don't go anywhere, greg has your fan mail friday questions ready to go.

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>> lou dobbs. >> well you know, -- >> scott adams could persuade the aliens but lou adams what put them in their place. all right. what's the most cringeworthy outfit that you have ever worn? and it can't be the one you are wearing today. >> i like this dress. trends comic cringeworthy, probably the hollowing costume. >> no, you dressed up as batman. do you remember that? >> i was a cat that year. >> that was a nice costume. but if you thought that was bad, the madonna one was really bad. >> my friend jesse gave me a cringeworthy outfit and i wore it. on the other hand, i saw a

picture of myself the other day in overalls when i was a softball player way back and i thought, why am i wearing that? >> overalls are strange if you are not on a farm. >> i had a few cringeworthy outfits back in the day. >> upturned caller? i had read champion high-tops but i think the most cringeworthy, there's a picture of me with an afro and a kilt, i think from 1998. i don't think that would fly and this year, but it's pretty cringeworthy. >> dana? >> so in third grade it, we didn't have all the fancy clothes that other kids had and she gave me these corduroys but they were like the thin corduroys. and they were these ugly people brown and green color. it was third grade, and i

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♪ 's before time for "one more thing." i had a couple of good samaritan videos to show you, the first one is from milwaukee where this bus driver is driving and she sees a toddler walking along the highway by itself, and so she stops and goes and gets the little one to make sure that the little girl is unharmed and she was reunited with her family. so obviously that's a good samaritan act. and another incident in lakewood, colorado, where three teens came to the rescue of a woman whose wheelchair got stuck

in a patch of dirt off the side of the road. the boys lifted her out, and that serves as examples for the rest of us. >> white do they have to be samaritans? why can't they be anybody? [laughs] >> well, ringing in the new year with the discovery. >> it kind of looked like a doughnut hole but it had a little shine. >> we got a 72 oldsmobile, and he found a wedding ring that had been lost for 45 years. look at this. >> i really treasured it, so my wife, she went right back the next day and bought another one. >> so now he has two rings, and his daughter who by the way he is suffering from breast cancer which killed her mom has taken

the discovery of the ring as a sign. >> everything is going to be okay. >> good luck to you. >> okay, we are going to go now to jesse who has a great "one more thing." >> don't you love rotary phones? young people right now, they don't know what a rotary phone is. this guy, kevin. ed gave a rotary phone and gave his son and nephew for minutes to die one number and they couldn't do it. watch this. >> you have 4 minutes to dial. >> if this is zero, then -- [laughs] >> they couldn't do it. the 4 minutes elapsed and they got the hang of it. but rotary phones, i like how

they feel against my ear. you know what else? at 8:00 p.m. eastern, we have ron paul, remember him? >> what a great way to introduce him. he must be thrilled. >> and of course, a star turned preacher only on waters world. >> it's rarely reversed. although i would watch that. tomorrow night, 10:00, "the greg gutfeld show." saturday january 12th, it's going to be great. and now of course you know what it's time for -- ♪ ♪ animals are great, animals are great ♪ >> two things i really like, i like animals and i like taking a bath. when you put them together, there's nothing better. like this little guy right here. what do you think that is?

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center. >> we get to smash them? >> all right, that's it for us. see you next week. "special report" is up next. >> there is a little there is a little something missing from federal paychecks. the mystery surrounding the sudden reappearance of a wisconsin teenager who disappeared when her parents were murdered almost three months ago. it is the 21st century. why aren't we all controlling our lives through microchips in our body. that's our "whatever happened to" report tonight. this is "special report." good evening. welcome to washington, i'm bret baier. it is payday for federal workers. for about 800,000 of them, there is nothing new to pay bills or buy food or put gas in the car. it is the first misse