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"new york times" report, look at what they were investigating, mueller did not go anywhere with that investigation. he spent writing his report in real time through these indictments and we've seen nothing from mueller on the central question of what is there any coordination, collusion with the russians and the effort to meddle in the elections or was there even in the knowledge on the part of the president or anybody in his campaign with what the russians were doing? >> greg: holy crud. i worry for the poor media every day. they've been expecting a pony and they manned up with a used slinky. bring in the therapy llamas. could the most in-depth scandal ever be simply a figment of the imagination? short answer: yes. long answer: hell yes. jonathan turley suggests collusion in the deep state narrative are both interpretations of the same bucket of facts.

colored by our own biases. so which is true, that trump concluded with putin or there is a secret group undermining the president? may be neither but they feel true to both sides. on one side, the fbi chased a russian story because that's her job. they were told they had to do something which meant find something. they are still looking. meanwhile, the other side season orchestrated coup against trump run by obsessed never trump-ers. they both feel right, especially because biases are easily confirmed with what we want to see is presented is somehow true. it's two different sandwiches made from the same crap. smells like profit from "the new york times" and msnbc. it's simpler. there was no collusion, just russians doing what they do with the deep state about as organized as an emotional cnn panel. is the obvious conclusion and it

pleases no one which makes all the more likely that it's true. all right, juan. prepare to be disappointed. prepare to be disappointed. >> juan: deflated, like after christmas, those big santas at the mall. you feel it coming? i keep feeling these bursts of air, last week, saying that metaphor it was revealed in fact were sharing privileged data with the russians. >> jesse: no, he wasn't. the ukrainian one. they retracted the russian connection. >> juan: in fact the question was between the ukrainian and the russians, jesse. you get things like that are then you get -- >> greg: scraps. >> juan: over the weekend "the washington post" reported that trump was telling his interpreter give me the notes. don't talk to anybody about it. >> greg: is that unusual?

i don't know. >> juan: it's very unusual. >> greg: not for me. i take all my notes. businessmen don't like people taking notes. >> dana: i would be okay with you as president. >> greg: oh, oh, oh. i'm not being president because then all of my friends go down, as we've learned. >> juan: it will be a high mark quotient. >> greg: can i play you "view?" >> on the central question of do donald trump or anybody in his campaign coordinate, collude with the russians in their effort to meddle in the 2016 campaign? we have seen zero evidence of that. paul manafort has been indicted because of his personal corruption. >> you are saying there is no indication but mueller has kept this investigation very close to the vest.

there may be no indication now that we don't really know because he's been very good at that. >> we don't know what we don't know. but we know a lot. >> greg: jesse come he's trying to break it to him like he's breaking up with him. trump just yelled at him over the weekend. >> jesse: that was pence, but they probably both yelled at him. i'm not going to say anything disparaging about "the view." very good show. very good show. >> greg: you are never going to be on it, try as you might. >> jesse: we'll see. i had an uncle, and this was his philosophy. he assumed everyone he met was a child molester and that he worked back from that assumptio assumption. he assumed the worst about everybody. this is my point. my point is the fbi assumed trump was a puppet of putin and that's what bakes into everything they do. when trump came in, he wasn't really going after russia.

he thought china was the biggest national security threat. that's a difference of opinion but they criminalized it. they said hack look at hillary. we would like to see those emails. it was a joke. it wasn't an actual attempt to hack. the fbi culture is a very russian-influence culture. they've been fighting the cold war for two generations. if a businessman comes in a doesn't play ball with the conventional wisdom of washington establishment, they automatically assume he's a russian spy. so when they have this thing, there's this rumor that they changed, at the rnc, the g.o.p. platform against ukraine, that was fake news. they never did. they never watered it down. actually made it tougher against russia. when donald trump comes in, he fires comey and they think comey is a prince. you can't touch him. comey and his minions have been fired, indicted, demoted.

they are up on charges, juan. they've had their text messages destroyed suspiciously. these people assume donald trump was a russian puppet and worked back from there. i think it's a very dangerous and naive thing -- >> juan: i will be brief and say i think before the election in 2016, there were four trump associates under investigation for their ties to russia. >> jesse: why didn't they protect the trump campaign? why didn't the fbi give them a warning and say the russians might try to influence things. maybe you could look out for it. instead, they tried to trap the trump campaign. >> juan: didn't george papadopoulos in london tell the australian ambassador we have information. >> greg: if president trump is a russian agent and who says he's not, do you think mueller would not have acted at the first sign of evidence. instead of saying no, i'm going to take my time with this

investigation. >> dana: bill barr, president's nominee for attorney general, he says in the pretestimony i'm going to let mueller finish his job but he refers to him as bob. they know each other. i think if mueller did not do a thorough investigation, the left would never be satisfied. he's got to do all the right things. jonathan karl is a very good, responsible journalist. he could make you mad too once in a while but really fair. the thing is, what's worse for democrats? president trump being a russian agent or president trump not being a russian agent. that's what you have to ask yourself. >> greg: good question. katie, do you think the media has their share of blame and raising expectations? >> katie: no, they have been totally responsible about their reporting on the russian incident. this is like the biggest conspiracy theory ever from the left. the fact that we are discussing whether the president of the united states as a russian

agent, a guy who allegedly had the most incompetent campaign in the history of america somehow makes it into the white house and now all of a sudden he's competent enough to not only get into the white house but to be a double agent for the united states and for the russians. it's quite amazing. but on the double standard, when you read "the new york times" story about why the fbi opened this counterintelligence investigation which by the way they can open on anybody for any reason apparently. there was no evidence in the piece cited about why they did that. my question is if they are doing it based on a change in policy towards russia which is what they used for justification, can you imagine if the fbi opened account or intelligence investigation on barack obama for being an uranium operative -- iranian operative because of what he was giving to iran in terms of cash. can you imagine if that was an official thing open on the basis of policy, not actual evidence? the question is there's a lot of democrats have been complaining about the president attacking

the fbi, that credibility of the institution but they've done nothing to reestablish the credibility when it comes to them defending the fbi in opening up this counterintelligence investigation without any kind of evidence whatsoever. >> juan: i think this is the first time in american history the fbi has done it. you can't say they do it -- secondly. here's the thing. jim comey was fired, andrew mccabe was forced out. that's what i'm saying, he said i fired him because of the russian thing. >> greg: we have to leave it there. president trump blasting democrats for the puerto rican powwow while the government remains shut down.

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♪ >> jesse: day 24 the partial government shutdown of the funding for border wall. the president hunkering down in d.c. over the weekend, willing to work on a compromise, juan. about 30 democrats left them hanging, choosing to take off for a winter retreat in puerto rico. the president blasting democrats earlier today. >> i've been here all weekend. a lot of the democrats weren't puerto rico and celebrate something. i don't know him. maybe they were celebrating the shutdown. we have a very big crisis, humanitarian crisis of the border. we have a priority. if the safety of our nation. the southern border has been horrible for decades. it's because of the success of our country it's now at a level that we cannot put up with. the democrats have to do something. we need their votes. otherwise we can solve it.

let's see if they can lead. i don't know that they can lead but we are going to soon find out. >> jesse: republican senator lindsey graham suggesting the president open the government for a short period of time in order to negotiate a solution. here is the president's response to that. >> it was a suggestion lindsey made. i did rejected. i'm not interested. i want to get it solved. i don't want to just delay it. i want to get it solved. >> jesse: let's go back to the puerto rico trip. i don't know if we have the picture. senator menendez from new jersey shirtless. there he is by the beach. talking the talk. lotion, daiquiris. >> greg: thank god we have the lord assured >> jesse: he's fresh off a scandal. i think reporter should look into that as opposed to the russia collision situation.

there's meat on those bones. i'm not talking about menendez. >> dana: having just come off the ethical problem, i would assume the trip that they tried to adopt all of their letter eyes. there is a perception problem. if i were the democrats, i might say we are in puerto rico, the place you said you were going to take funds from hurricane relief to pay for the wall. that's why were here. >> jesse: don't tell them that, dana. >> dana: can i mention something the president said today. in the last week, if the democrats were willing to take the a la carte menu that he mentioned in these interviews, these appearances. it's the making for good, comprehensive immigration reform bill. last week he said the h1b visas, the best, brightest, smartest. don't go anywhere else. come here and will give you permanent citizenship. that wasn't on the table before. today when he was talking to farmers, he said i know union workers. they all started cheering. i'm glad i brought it up. i will make sure you have the

workers. last week he said he would do daca. for $5 billion for border securities which democrats already said they were for, why not take him up on these things he's willing to to do? >> jesse: because they are working on their tans. greg, are they going to pay the price for something like this? if the republicans had gone tanning in puerto rico or anywhere, they would've been hit hard. >> greg: vacations are bad for politicians because there is always something going on that's serious. it's really good optics to see a politician without his clothes on. bureaucrats should be fully clothed at all times. that's just for me. can i respond? i was listening to howard stern today and he expressed an argument that i've heard before about why walls don't work. he thinks because of tunnels. i've been thinking about this and i go you can argue that tunnels are proof that walls work because it forces the criminal to engage in riskier, more involved, time-consuming

endeavors. you could use the same argument why would i buy a lot for my bike if someone has bolt cutters. the reduce the risk of your bike getting stolen, the same way that walls reduce the risk of cross over. this goes back to legal ports of entry, drugs, all deterrence due to his final efforts of the criminals into more difficult, labor-intensive arenas. that's the success. walls, tunnels or no tunnels. >> jesse: if howard is listening. >> greg: that was my gentle response. >> jesse: what do you think about the optics and greg's amazing analysis of the tunnel? >> katie: i agree with his analysis about politicians having their clothes on, especially bob menendez, has had some problems with the islands in the past. maybe you should be more careful. washington, d.c., is very quiet right now i democrats who claimed to be fighting for

middle-class government workers who skipped their first paycheck, it's one thing to skip one paycheck. if you skip another one, that's the entire month. it creates more problems than you have the first time. for them to be on the beach motioning up -- while they are partying with lobbyists who make millions and millions of dollars in washington, d.c., as a result of these contracts, it looks bad and hypocritical on top of all the issues they are not coming to the table on. when it comes to rejecting lindsey graham's solution, the president already put it on the table with nancy pelosi in the oval office and said if i open up the government in 30 days, will you give me some funding for this barrier or wall and she said no. democrats have already said it doesn't matter if you open up the government. were talking about $5 billion. not talking about the 26 billion, as dana said. they put so much on the table at the white house in terms of

compromise, not even for the entire section of the wall they are looking for. it's a tiny portion of what he's actually asking for. >> juan: the president had a deal on the table that he rejected that would have given the dreamers and some other people protective status, part of a deal in exchange for the wall. steve miller and the president said no, we want to cut legal immigration by half. the second thing to say is with regard to the republican effort on going out to get some kind of negotiation on the hill, what you heard from people like chris coons on fox news sunday yesterday, but we need to negotiate but we need someone who is reliable. the president shifts in terms of what he wants and doesn't want. even his top aides can't be confident as to what will make a deal. finally, this is a democratic critique. i think there is a show of "hamilton." lin-manuel miranda show. a lot of politicians have gone down. republicans have retreats and

sunny places. >> katie: in the middle of a shutdown? >> juan: i don't know where they are doing this january but they are scheduled to have a retreat. >> jesse: their shirts are on. i think this is an effort. you say we can caricature or mock but let's be serious. people -- >> jesse: let's mock and caricature. chilling new images of the room police believe 13-year-old jayme closs was being held in as her family speaks out about her incredible escape. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ the best simple salad ever?d great tasting, heart-healthy california walnuts. so simple, so good. get the recipes at walnuts.org.

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>> juan: this is a fox news alert. the man accused of kidnapping 13-year-old jayme closs and fatally shooting her parents hes in court. >> the judge granted the state's request for a $5 million bond. there are disturbing details coming out of the case.

police say jake patterson admitted to killing james and denise closs because he wanted to get his hands on their 13-year-old daughter. the criminal complaint indicates patterson blasted through the front door of the closs house with a shotgun, killed james closs in cold blood and hunted through the house until he found jayme closs hiding in a bathroom with her mother. portion reads glc hurt her mother had her cell phone and said patterson broke down the bathroom door. told her mother to put tape over her daughter's mouth which her mother did and patterson shot her mother. there is no connection to the closs family but he saw jayme getting on a school bus and plotted that he was going to steal her, going to great lengths to murder her parents. he used a shotgun that he

thought would help him avoid being detected. he stole license plates. he wiped down the gun and shell casings before cleaning off dna. he shaved his head and face. patterson kept jayme captive for nearly three months, making her hide under his bed when people came over until this brave girl made a run for it last thursday. the district attorney just told us there are potentially more charges in this case because so far police haven't released any details about potential molestation. >> juan: it is chilling. chilling pictures coming from inside the suspects remote home. they show a squalid basement where police believed jayme closs was kept prisoner, as matt was saying, for 88 days. the family praising the young woman, saying she took the power away from her abductor when she escaped. >> the thing i wanted to express to her immediately and we all do is the pride we have in her for

doing this. for getting out, for making it. for the power she has. she took the power away from this man. she did this. it's incredible. >> juan: katie, i was wondering what you thought about the idea that she was so smart that she knew when he left, she got out, found his shoes, and then walked out. i think -- at that point, you might have stockholm syndrome, whatever they call it, where you are just trapped. she wasn't. >> katie: i can't imagine this situation, the horror she has been through. yellow thing i can think about is praying for her and that she. we don't know the details of what happened. the premeditation of it and the details that he went through are horrifying. on top of it, it was also random. when you look at how he saw her, 13-year-old girl and decided he was going to go into her home, kill her parents and take her. we don't know the reason why he

wanted to take her. that has not been disclosed. the premeditation of it is completely horrifying and awful. her will to survive is the only thing that was able to get her out of it. >> juan: jesse, it's hard to even talk about. both her parents are dead, and yet from what we've heard in the interview this morning, they say they will let her be sad when she wants to be sad. let her be silly when she wants to be silly. she was not in court today. everything seems to indicate she is not traumatized. >> jesse: well, i believe she is traumatized but we are not hearing a lot of the trauma because as you mentioned, psychologically they are not trying to push and probe too much and say what happened to you, what happened to you, what happened to you? they are letting her ease back in with her remaining family members and i think that's probably the healthiest thing to do after you been kept 88 days in this creepy ramshackle home

in the middle of the woods with stuffed animals all over the place and dirty mattresses on the ground and women's clothes. they found an empty, sugary alcoholic beverages. you can't imagine the potential of what happened there. the fact that she escaped is pretty remarkable. he would put these bins with weights on them and surround the whole entire bed so she couldn't escape. he said at one point i'm going to go out and i'll be back in five to six hours and she thought that's going to give me enough time to get out and luckily she got out and ran into a neighbor. the neighbor couldn't believe this person was holding her with people coming over to the house that whole time and no one knew. >> juan: unbelievable. you know what i was curious about, dana, they had this man in court but he was in a separate room. jayme is not in the courtroom. what do you make of it? p3 we only have about 30

seconds. i would say the judge decided to give him a chance for bail. $5 million. while he wasn't held without bail. very strange. >> greg: i think it's unfair. he won in the sense that his life was below zero. he's a nothing. life imprisonment is a step up for this scum and he will have a viable existence, life in prison is three meals a day. he's got a gym, a bed. it's probably the most he's going to achieve. he doesn't even see this has a bad thing. people always say the death penalty is too good for people. but so is life. isn't there something in between? something in between that we can do that combines death and life. >> jesse: he's going to get rough treatment in prison. they don't look upon people like this very well. >> juan: more controversy for the nfl but this time it's over their super bowl halftime show.

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travis scott. the warriors have gotten their keyboards don't. 84,000 signatures. 106.6 million people watched the halftime show. do you think maroon 5 should back out? >> greg: i can't believe i have to defend maroon 5 but i'm going to do it. why is this a story? 84,000 people signed them a petition. .025% of the population. somehow it's perceived as relevant by the media that a small vocal audience can make people cower. this is a prime example of what's wrong with our country. we are allowing the media to interpret the smallest, most militant boys and then make cower to the twitter mobs. they cower to boycotts under the mistaken assumption it's going to matter. i want maroon 5, as much as i

hate their music, to stand their ground. we should withstand it. i want to add that i'm extremely upset at mike patton who was confirmed to sing the national anthem at the rams-dallas game. the greatest singer ever. i went almost to buy a tv to watch it and then he backs out. if mike patton's dad is watching, i hope he is, tell him i'm very disappointed in him. >> katie: jesse, did you throw your tv away after the eagles lost? >> jesse: no, my tv is too expensive. i am surprised with greg. greg hates maroon 5 because the lead singer is good-looking. greg also interprets popular music. he doesn't like it because it's popular.

sometimes it's popular because it's good. >> greg: tyranny of the majority. >> jesse: i like maroon 5. >> greg: of course you do! you have no taste. >> jesse: i have great taste. i also like travis scott. >> katie: juan, your thoughts as i washington football team fan? >> juan: i am struck by the idea that somebody people are still supporting colin kaepernick. at this point, it's kind of old news. but i see a number of celebrities, rihanna, jay z and others saying slow down. why is the nfl doing what it's doing? as you point out, i'm a fan of the washington game. we had to quarter quarterbackse their legs broken. they wouldn't even look at colin kaepernick. >> katie: because he's not very good at football. >> dana: i don't worry so much about the concert halftime. i am more focused on the

offensive strategy. >> greg: here we go. >> dana: they should have taken me up on the idea. garth brooks is the best solution to this problem. he would never have any of this controversy. >> greg: you mean because he's white? we'll be right back with racist dana perino. no, i wanted to go with chris gaines. >> dana: two-for-one. >> katie: juan, where does it go from here? you have these celebrity still talking about colin kaepernick. travis scott does say he wants $400,000 to go to this organization, campaigned by van jones. van jones just helped with the criminal justice reform bill that president trump signed. maybe some of this money will go into neighborhoods that will do some good. i'm not sure colin kaepernick is the best way to get the message across. >> juan: i don't know. i think -- as i say, i am surprised with the staying power of this issue. >> dana: look at nike. nike ran that ad.

>> juan: something like 85% of current nfl players say this guys being mistreated by the nfl. >> katie: the nfl is also seen fans leaving. it goes both ways. greg is taking the written portion of his driving test tomorrow and "the five" is helping him study for it. dana gives us a practice exam up next. our big idaho potato truck is out there somewhere

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♪ >> dana: greg is going for his driver's license test tomorrow and he has the written portion. we thought we would help him study by testing our own driving knowledge. it is quiz time. so it's multiple-choice. hold up. i have the answer. which of the following must you obey over the other three. a, a steady red light. b, policeman. c, stop sign. d, flashing red light. >> juan: the policeman was what? >> dana: b. we are all going to say b. maybe these will get harder as we go on. the answer is b.

when may you cross a double solid yellow line? a, to pass a slow moving truck. b, turn into a driveway. c, pass a car if traffic permits. d, under no condition. >> jesse: i'm going to risk it it. >> dana: let's see here. the answer is b. >> greg: i should have done that. >> dana: you and i will go all the way around because we are very respectful. the car behind you begins to pass you. what should you do? a, maintain speed so traffic flow smoothly. b, poll to the right and stop. c, slow down and stay in your lane. d, blow your horn to allow him to pass. greg went with c. the answer is actually c. slow down slightly and stay in your lane. i got that one right. number four. on a new york state highway

where there is no posted speed limit, what's the fastest you may legally drive. a, 50. 55. 60. 65. >> greg: weight, say it again. >> dana: 50, 55, 60, or 65. >> greg: it is 25 in the city. >> dana: the answer is b, 55. >> greg: 3 minutes. >> dana: your car starts to skid on a slippery road. what should you do. a, break quickly. b, lock your brakes. c, stearate in the direction you want the front wheel to go. d, steered towards the side of the road to get off the wet pavement. i don't know. >> jesse: i think you just drive. >> greg: i think it is c. >> jesse: i don't know.

>> greg: this is skating. >> dana: the answer is c, steer in the direction you want the front wheels to go. >> jesse: i didn't see all the answers. >> dana: here is another one. what does no standing sign mean? does it mean you may never stop your vehicle there. doesn't mean you may park there if the driver remains in the vehicle. does that mean you may stop temporarily to pick up or discharge passengers. or you may stop to load or unload merchandise. >> jesse: either a or d. >> dana: it doesn't say "no parking." i'm going to go with a. i am a stickler for the rules. the answer is c. you may stop temporarily to pick up or discharge passengers. that is your uber rule.

number seven, if a tire blows out, what is the proper thing to do? speed up to gain traction and pulled to the right. hold the steering wheel firmly and ease up on the gas. apply the brakes and shift into neutral. shift into neutral, then apply the brakes. >> katie: this happened to me once on the freeway. >> greg: don't say it yet. >> dana: i'm going to go with d. >> greg: i think i'm going to have to go with b. >> dana: the answer is b. hold the steering wheel firmly and ease up on the gas. >> dana: i have not driven in eight years, can you tell? don't tell the dmv. >> greg: that doesn't bode well for me. >> jesse: who won? >> dana: juan. >> jesse: juan! >> juan: you know that's what

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>> greg: one more thing. >> jessie: you're taking a drivers test tomorrow, so are we. [laughter] we have some exclusive footage of futurracticing over the weekend. you want to take a look? >> greg: i would love that. >> juan: i was there. >> jessie: this is the time out at the saints game between the raptors. before you were there! he videotaped. you are not allowed to do that. [laughter] good luck tomorrow. we are all pulling for you. >> greg: i've been practicing in that car. katie? i am sorry, it is dana. speedy we are a lot alike. >> dana: i am ready. several hours before the kansas chiefs have a victory over the colts which i paid attention to, jeff allen and his car got stranded in the snow and they

needed some help. that is when a good samaritan who we knew only as dave pulled over on the side of the road to lend a hand. dave didn't know who alan was and he pulled over and always i was someone in need. he helped the lineman get his car up and running to make it to the game on time. after the team won, he took to social media. i have to find him. he wants to thank him and give him tickets to the next championship game. within 12 hours he was able to track him down and let them know how grateful he was. he had been homeless and living out of his truck for the last eight months. since the story broke, nearly $10,000 has been raised by the community. >> greg: jumped like that other one! this is real. >> juan: okay, if you watched the patriots play up won yesterday, you saw american history. i'm not talking what the patriots when it one more time. it was this woman, sarah thomas. she became the first woman to officiate in nfl playoff game,

this mother of three is in her fourth season in the nfl. yesterday's moment in the spotlight brought praise from another female trailblazer, the tennis icon tweeted, "you have to see it to be at. little girls everywhere are watching. way to go! by the way, she has some sisters." she is the only full-time nba referee, the mba recently promoted two two more women. they are changing. >> jessie: tom brady broke a record come up that is not important! let's do this. ♪ animals are great! animals are great. times are changing. let's take a look at this dog in the sky together. in times of division, you see a dog and a cat. it kind of warms your heart. they can be together.

shows that anybody can get alon along. what happened next was unnatural, unnatural! that is why, as i always say. animals are great, animals are great. we will be working a surprise. it will drive you crazy. shirtless politicians are great. >> dana: well, we have more animals are great. i recently went to south africa and we went to go shark cage diving with great white sharks. i learned that keller wears actually eat the livers of great white sharks. we can see great whites, but we saw copper sharks were also very large. i took my copra with my husband and we got in the water and we slowed us down for you. you can see the shark come right up to the cage. all he wanted was some fish. he almost came in the cage. they are pulling the fish heads right there.

>> jessie: did you go skydiving too? you are crazy. >> dana: it was very cool. not just a tourist thing, we went with a conservation organization and all the money that people pay to go do this because back to science and researching sharks and telling people like me that great white sharks can eat killer whale liver. >> bret: hey greg, sharks are great. president trump rejects the notion that he has ever worked for russia and call such, insinuation a disgrace. it interfered among american allies has a president threatening economic devastation on acute european partner. which of the president obama and his comment about new blood and democratic party mean for his old running mate, joe biden? this is "special report." ♪ good evening and welcome to