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canceling the trip. no, no. he wasn't sorry. not at all. he basically stole her lunch money and then he ate her lunch. still, trump should accept her offer and send the address in writing, a sheet with just two words: bye-bye. then hold a giant event in the middle of america. after all, the people elected drum, not washington, d.c. nancy and the dems can take shelter under their desks and watch it on their ipad. trump can tell some jokes just so the press has reason to bring their hair. the media will cover it and highly flammable fact checks. it will be the first peoples state of the union. if the media doesn't show it, then we know it is personal and political. for it is historical and hysterical. what do the dems do? not respond when he does it anyway at a better place with better looking people with music, prizes, farm animals and face painting? and almost no carbon footprint? think about that. do they hold a response with the

same cardboard cutouts from before? nancy just offered trump an amazing opportunity. it gets him out of a really dull speech and it gets "the five" out of going to d.c., plays with overpriced booze and politicians and substandard food which is really the whole point of this monologue. all right, originally we were going to talk about the state of the union but we've got to talk about this letter which is fantastic. dear madam speaker, due to the shutdown, i am sorry to inform you that your trip to brussels, egypt, and afghanistan has been postponed. we will reschedule the seven-day excursion when the shutdown is over. obviously if you'd like to make your journey by flying commercial, that would certainly be your prerogative. dana, okay, some might say this is childish. [laughs] i think juan thinks it's childish. i think it is childishly

awesome. >> juan: used all my notes. >> dana: we can read your mind. this story broke during the 2:00 hour and i had john roberts and peter doocy on here we find out that not only is he canceling the trip but the trip is supposed to leave in 30 minutes. they are on the air force bus with the capitol police ready to go. >> greg: she already took her ambien. >> dana: never do that until you are the runway. >> greg: you fall asleep and he gets delayed. >> dana: you could get in trouble. i knew something was going to happen today. it was the timing. i also feel like because the president was silent yesterday in response to her suggestion that he reschedule the state of the union because of security but now it's because of the shutdown and her leverage, that they waited until the 30 minutes before the bus was about to leave in order to do it. it is kind of like a reality tv show. tit for tat. i understand the thing about the security concerns, who's going

to afghanistan. what congressional delegation think it's a good idea to leave town when the shutdown is entering its fifth week? i think he saved them some major embarrassment. >> greg: they are both doing each other a favor. juan, i know you thought it was childish. what makes us laugh should also bring you pleasure. >> dana: isn't it funny a little bit? >> greg: you should be happy that i'm happy. >> juan: i'm entertained. i love this show. it's great. let's make fun of everybody. at some point, you have to say gary cohn, economic advisor to trump because says he doesn't know where it's going. it's bad for the economy. there is real consequence. i love a laugh, i've got no problems. to dana's point, i think it was president trump actually went overseas to a war zone during the shutdown. >> jesse: that was when pelosi was in hawaii. >> juan: in other words, trump is being totally hypocritical and delighting in it by saying i would like you to be here so you

can negotiate. wait a second. didn't he leave town? he was gone, jesse. he was gone. to me, what you see today is trump is saying let's bring back some diplomats. oh, okay. yesterday it was let's bring back some irs agents. he is so on the defensive, so losing this fight right now that he is trying to lessen the impact of the shutdown on the american people but he delights in boorish behavior, skewering nancy pelosi making himself look, in greg's words, childish. >> greg: i want to shift a little bit to the offer that pelosi is giving. i believe he should accept the offer, do it in writing and hold a rally. you disagree with me. >> jesse: i am pro-state of the union. i want to see the president last the democrats and have nancy sit next to pence square without being able to respond. then maybe she can respond with crying chuck at the podium afterwards and get hammered. i like the pageantry of it and

usually the president gets a little bit -- >> greg: you want to go to d.c. you want to stay at the trump hotel. >> jesse: i would never stay there. the company is paying for it. it would be a conflict of interest. you know that i am always on the up and up with these things. also remember the last time the democrats out on their hands and then they said the african-american, hispanic-american unemployment was at record lows. there's political winds to be had for the president of the state of the union and she just doesn't want the president to have the opportunity to go make the case for the american people. what he did today was pierce average. nancy pelosi is petty but no one is more petty than donald trump. she went low and he went lower. my favorite line is you can fly commercial. jetblue flies to afghanistan? please. she had been in hawaii. her crew was in puerto rico. she hadn't been at the white house for a week and then she's going to brussels and

afghanistan for another week. he doesn't want to end the shutdown. she likes it. she thinks she's scoring points. >> juan: i know that you like trump but was it an endorsement of trump to say that he is going lower than low. >> jesse: you can't say what pelosi did the other day with the state of the unit was a great power player this is childish? everybody on the left -- >> juan: you know what, the government is broken. it's not functioning. to pretend like everything is normal is madness. >> nicole: it reconfirms what jesse is saying. trump and pelosi are made for each other. one goes one way, the other goes the other way. as a parent, it reminds me of the household, a bad telenovela. unfortunately we can laugh at it. it's funny but it's not funny because these are supposed to be the adults of our country. whether he goes to the state of the union, it's going to be the same thing. it's a political episode. were going to see democrats squirm they be a little bit. it's going to be a democrat

bashing session. nancy pelosi spokesperson, they came out and said the purpose of the trip was to express appreciation thanks to our men and women of service. you know how she can do that? by staying here and getting the government back and start paying the coast guard. they are also men and women in uniform. >> dana: i wonder about this because when i was at the white house, i would do this thing called a sister test. i would call my sister and say what do you think? if she would say i've never heard of it. i would say thank god. today she sent me text. both of them, could they just get it together. i wonder if that's more -- we can laugh for a moment because it's really funny but there are consequences for people. >> greg: rand paul made a suggestion. we want to play that tape? do we have time? nobody's talking to me. >> i think it's a real affront to the american people. i would suggest

senator mcconnell is in charge of the senate. let's host it in the senate. this is the first time in history the house would deny the president a forum of speaking. if she's going to do that, let's hold it in the senate. >> greg: i do not like this idea. it's boring. it's even more boring. you want to see a rally in billings, montana. >> jesse: mar-a-lago. >> juan: he had a speech already in the oval office. didn't move anything? did it change anything? >> dana: this is a state of the union address. it's a unifying thing for the country. there's very few traditions lef left. >> juan: more distortions and lies and misrepresentations? >> dana: i am okay with that going back to a written thing. that was the original intent. >> greg: they are having the super bowl. they need a lot of security for that. more on the president canceling policies over seas trip but first a debate about what to do in syria after the latest isis

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♪ >> juan: president trump reacting to that terror attack in syria yesterday that killed four americans. isis claiming responsibility for the suicide blast. here's the president at the pentagon. >> before presenting the results of our missile defense review, i want to take a moment to express my deepest condolences to the families of the brave american heroes who lay down their lives yesterday in selfless service to our nation. these are great people, great, great people. we will never forget there are noble and immortal sacrifice.

>> juan: the attack reigniting the debate over whether the president should withdraw troops from syria. jesse, i am noting so many republicans, prominent republicans said the president makes this announcement and suddenly we have an attack, and it could be that in fact the idea that he announced his plans led isis to take this action. >> jesse: there is a school of thought when you announce your pulling out that it would encourage attacks because that it looks from a propaganda perspective that you are running with your tail between your legs and you can't win the fight there. it's just propaganda. i think trump has a very black-and-white view of the middle east. people believe we are there for oil and to stop the iranians from getting more oil. that's it. he dislikes the fact that these rich nations we are protecting and they not paying us a security retainer. he very much dislikes that. he heard all the generals for many years say this is going to

be a generational fight with isis. what happens? he came in into years and destroyed about 90% of the caliphate. i understand the need to keep troops there for intelligence gathering purposes and to go after high-value targets, and that's an argument that needs to be had but this is previewing his afghanistan pullout. i think you're going to see that soon. what's interesting is the democrats totally flip-flopped on syria. when obama was going in there with troops, the democrats were saying no, no, don't go in. now trump wants to pull out of ten they are saying no, no, stay. it's amazing. it's trump derangement syndrome. >> juan: nicole, i was struck that several people said do you remember when then the president said president obama was wrong to announce his plans because once you do that, the enemy knows what you are up to. >> nicole: absolutely and unfortunately i'm actually okay with it. i don't necessarily need to know the ins and outs of what's going on at the white house day today. people are upset saying that

it's a rash decision being made, the president announcing he was pulling out troops. we don't know the conversations that have been had. all i know is he campaigned on the fact to take troops out. he wasn't there to end the civil war, this big power play going on there and in his eyes he's done what he said he was going to do, defeating isis. he's trying to uphold the campaign promise by bringing the troops out. he's doing what the american people elected him to do. i'm not a national security or international policy person at all but all i know is he keeps saying he's going on what he was elected to do. i can't fault him for that. i do hope he's listening to people around him because there could be some major consequences by pulling troops out. i don't necessarily think that just because there was an attack today that there needs to be a hold on his plans. >> juan: dana, nicole was saying she hopes he's listening to people around him but we know jim mattis is gone. brett mcgurk, the envoy to deal with isis has protested the withdrawal. >> dana: i think you have to

look at john bolton and mike pompeo. they were just over in the region. the president said if we hit these benchmarks, that's when we start drawing down. general jack keane said we have a light footprint in syria. we don't have people on the ground fighting. we have advisors. what we know is that of course they will come after you. the generational war is not against isis. it's against radical islamic extremism. we lost four soldiers yesterday. we also lost an american on monday in nigeria because of al-shabaab which is an al qaeda offshoot. they come from somalia into kenya. this is a generational warrant i looked at people like dan crenshaw, michael walz, adam kinzinger who served and are now in congress and if said in the last 48 hours we were willing to go back over and over again. we believe fighting them there is better than fighting them here and every day that we prevent a 9/11 is a good day but we have to keep our foot, our boot on the throat. is that what they say?

on the neck. >> juan: jennifer griffin, pentagon correspondent, she quotes a foreign diplomat is saying these troops have a bull's-eye on them when the president telegraphs that he's ordering the pullout. what do you think? >> greg: i don't understand how that announcement would incite isis to do this because it would just make us want to go back in. i'm not sure. i don't necessarily agree whether that's related but i do believe you can hold two thoughts in your head at the same time, meaning you can believe you are crushing isis but you will continue to crush them. that's how we treat cockroaches. terrorism is one big cockroach mitigation system. the earth is the house. terrorists are the roaches. unfortunately a lot of the tenants hate it when you spray for them. that's their problem. the thing that really bothers me is that the media narrative, it could be expressing horror over this file attack and stressing vigilance against existential terror, radical islam and how it

feels terror. that's how the media narrative could be. instead it is steeped in this smug mantra. oh, but i thought isis was defeated. it was like people in the media taking pleasure out of it to say oh, oh, oh. i thought it was over. pence said it was over. it was disgusting what they -- how they were over this. >> juan: i think there were people here who said this. it's a point of credit to president trump. >> greg: you missed my point. what i'm saying is people saw this and used it as a point to smugly refer to that rather than understanding that you can destroy 90% of it but it still exists. this idea will exist forever. you could have two thoughts in your head. you can say you are crushing isis but it's never going to end because it's an idea. i -- ideas are basically immortal. >> juan: there's a power vacuum. you have russia, iran, turkey

sitting there going after american allies who fought with us. it's a danger too. i still exists but i also think the president is not thought out all the consequent this of this action. brand-new reaction to president trump canceling speaker pelosi's trip. first, alexandria ocasio-cortez tries to confront the mature mitch mcconnell over the shutdown. you are going to want to see this. that's next on "the five" ."

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hashtag where is mitch? you can run but you can't hide. >> we went to his office at the capitol. we went to the floor. he's not -- he's not in the cloakroom. he's not in the capital. he's not in the russell building. he's not on the floor of the senate and 800,000 people don't have their paychecks. where is mitch? >> dana: i feel like she should have been asking where is chuck? chuck is going to be they want to cut the deal with the white house. when they found out mcconnell wasn't there, the staff offered water and chocolates, a cup of coffee. also they had not made a copy of the letter that they wanted to give to him so they offered to make -- they made a copy for them. sent them on their way. >> jesse: it is gonzo journalism tactics. i have some familiarity because when i used to run around the streets for o'reilly, used to insert myself into the story, make a spectacle make everything about me. she is creating the news about herself and her role.

a talent to focus attention on an issue and go viral. not a lot of other democrats have it. is mitch going to fall for it? no. he sits around and confirms judges and adds senate seats and cuts taxes. >> juan: why do you call him that? >> jesse: i say it with love and i think it was a nickname given to him by one of its primary opponents. >> dana: was the west virginia primary opponent that was then summarily handled. >> juan: it's totally wrong to perpetuate such a nasty name. >> jesse: >> greg: cocaine mite of the great nicknames ever. i wish my nickname was cocaine greg. >> jesse: yours is not quell greg. >> dana: democrats turning to mitch mcconnell as their savior? >> greg: is that what she meant by "running train?"

i don't think she knew what that meant. aoc is vying to be the democratic parties trump. i said this months ago. we help her because we can't help ourselves. it's not our fault. she feeds us so much -- so many delicious segments. rasmussen had out hypothetical poll that she is neck and neck with drum. it's because politicians are so boring and crusty that any deviation is delicious. >> jesse: rasmussen, you are saying? >> greg: she is entertaining to watch. i hope people focus on her ideas because they are old and dead. >> jesse: that poll. it's a rigged poll. >> juan: i will say she strikes me as the queen of social media. that's what she's doing. >> greg: and trump is the king. >> juan: she is coming strong. i find it interesting. my point is she has no real power. i think the right is more fascinated with her than the left.

>> nicole: no, no, no. i think the errors a lot of contention going on on the left right now and i think she is ruffling feathers and may be for the good of the party, maybe not. the thing that bothers me is they look like a bunch of college students running around doing some sort of sorority hunt or something, fun and games. it's not fun and games what we are talking about. they said the only thing left to do is create noise. you know they can do, they can start working on uniting their party. you have house majority leader hoyer saying building a worrall is not immoral and it does work but he questions the effectiveness of it. then you have congressman omar who called it the racist big wall. that's the problem. they have a massive divide. come together. >> juan: if they had a massive divide, they wouldn't be standing against trump who is even trying to split democrats off and do it. >> nicole: we are trying to talk about immigration reform and that's why the government

shutdown. >> juan: they are not talking about immigration reform. democrats will be glad to talk about immigration reform had all trump wants to talk about his political symbol, a wall. >> nicole: you have democrats saying that it's effective in the parts where it's there. i know what happens and you mom. you put up fences and yuma is doing amazing instead of cash less and less illegal immigrants and a lot of the drugs they came across. it's a barrier. i have small children. they will get over. it's a barrier, deterrent. >> juan: more effective ways to talk about doing border security rather than -- and i must say this is why republicans who are in power for those years didn't bring it. >> jesse: what does a drone do? watch as the illegal crossings. >> greg: how does it stop? >> jesse: how about drones and

the wall. do we have a deal? waste some -- >> greg: you know what i noticed. i like the fact that nancy pelosi is worried about the security at the state of the union, not of the border. >> dana: [laughs] president trump grounds nancy pelosi's overseas trip. new reaction i this is loma linda, a place with one of the highest life expectancies

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>> why would you leave the country with the government shutdown menu or speaker of the house? >> the president has acted like he is in the fifth grade. to have someone who has that kind of character running the country is an enormous problem at every level. >> nicole: okay, so it sounds like someone in the fifth grade is running the country about what is pelosi doing? it's going back and forth. they are just posturing with american policy at this point. dana, my question to you, this is our headline for today but in all seriousness, what are you going to see tomorrow? something more dramatic? >> dana: right, because it's a show. there will be something that is back-and-forth. i think the pressure will ratchet up because as it was reported today, even the warehouses anger shutdown is having an effect on gdp -- cutting by about .1%.

you see stories about government workers having to figure out food banks. yesterday tyrus said he talked to his friends and the coast guard has had that can't complete their work they need to do to protect the eastern seaboard. there's problems that way. also 70% of workers all across america, 78% of americans that work full-time live paycheck to paycheck. this is very real for a lot of people and i understand -- of course, we have laughed about it. i laughed at 2:00 when he stopped her trip. it's not just him punching her. this is in response to her saying you shouldn't come and do the state of the union during the shutdown. when they are talking about the president being petty, you have to ask, you know, she did kind of started. >> nicole: absolutely. unfortunately it's funny but it's not funny whatsoever. in your opinion, juan, what do you think? tomorrow or going to see speaker pelosi say no, now you cannot give your state of the union?

is that going to be heard coming back? >> jesse: she's going to be unpacking. >> juan: so then the suggestion to they rand paul was maybe mitch mcconnell can invite the president. he doesn't have the authority to do that. he's not the speaker of the house. or the president could give a speech somewhere else. >> nicole: i know the options but what is pelosi going to do? >> juan: i am curious about you asking the question that way because as i recall, republicans, mitch mcconnell and all, said we have a deal and we're going to pass a budget, continuing resolution before christmas. the president said no, i insist on a shutdown if i don't get my wall. that's the fifth-grade tantrum. >> nicole: they were passing at knowing the president wasn't going to sign it. they need to have the president on board. otherwise -- >> dana: they didn't know he wasn't going to sign it. >> juan: giving into the bullies in every situation? every time he bullies.

>> nicole: it's a very good point. as dana pointed out, they didn't know he wasn't going to sign it. you need to have those conversations. they need to be better communicators. that's what they are therefore. that's their job. jesse, what do you think is going to happen? do you think the state of the union is going to happen or are we going to see a rally? >> jesse: all i know is pelosi is not going overseas. i do know this. juan, are you ready? this is an npr poll so you can't call fake news. trump gains 19 points with latino voters during border wall shutdown. what? i'm going to read it again. during the border wall shutdown, his approval rating went from 31% among adult latinos to 50%. >> juan: that's pretty good. >> jesse: i stumped you. you don't have to say anything. i can't believe latino americans want the wall is much as i do. >> juan: in this time of year,

winter, you are cherry picking. i don't know how you find them but you are cherry picking. >> jesse: they are delicious and you can't have any. not losing support among latinos. my other point is everybody's talking about the government workers that are out of work. that's definitely sad. but we don't hear the same concern from the media when liberal policies put american workers out of work. we don't see these people saying oh, my gosh. illegal aliens taking american jobs. oh, my gosh. manufacturing declined. oh, my gosh. you don't hear the same concern. >> nicole: greg, is it all asinine arrogance or media bias in the sense that you aren't hearing what jesse's talking about and what they are saying right now is we have the coast guard, tsa workers. i'm traveling this weekend so it concerns a lot of people. why don't we focus on everyone when everyone is affected? policy goes to the left or right. jesse is right.

you have democrats increasing taxes, people taking home less in their paychecks but no one is really talking about it. >> greg: i just wonder if nancy already paid the neighbor to through the newspapers over the fence, feed the cat, water the plants. think about all the things she had already set into motion. then think about her coworkers and staffers who thought i'm having a week without nancy. probably wearing their sandals to work. i guess it's too cold for that. then she's got to show up at work. it's kind of embarrassing. i honestly think, i'm going to reiterate it. i know donald trump watches the show. you've got to do the alternative people's date of the union. it will be historical. it will be a first. do it someplace fun. have some music. >> dana: take it out on the road. every president could do that. >> greg: he has disrupted so many areas of the world everywhere. think about the correspondents' dinner, what he did to that.

they returned to actually having a journalist there. maybe you can return this to the written legends and he can go have a party and we can enjoy it. >> juan: maybe he could invite joe wilson. >> nicole: whatever it is back and forth, i'm concerned about the people not getting paid right now. your go find me campaigns. people need it. we need to get the government shutdown over with. a wild cruise ship stunt and what is the thing in the water in maine? that and more on the fastest seven next. (avo) life doesn't give you many second chances. but a subaru can. you guys ok? you alright? wow. (avo) eyesight with pre-collision braking. standard on the subaru ascent.

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cruise. >> greg: being banned from a cruise line would be my dream. >> jesse: a badge of honor. >> greg: i've been asked to go on cruises and i hate cruises because i i don't like events t you can't escape from. the only way you -- if you want to get off a cruise, you fake an illness and get a helicopter ride. i've looked into it. >> jesse: isn't this what they do at the national review cruis cruise? >> greg: if you get trapped at the bar, you are screwed. >> jesse: juan, what do you think? it's a little dangerous. he said he couldn't walk for three days. >> juan: is that what he said? i wonder why. extremely dangerous and i saw that some of the social media people say they are not going to run the videos because it encourages bad behavior. >> jesse: but we will at "the five." nicole. >> nicole: makes for great television and a great thing to stand social media.

this is very dangerous and unfortunately people are going to watch it and it's going to become the new thing. >> jesse: is this like the tide pod challenge? >> nicole: you could kill yourself doing that. it's not funny. don't do it. >> dana: don't do it. >> jesse: not the moon or an alien spacecraft, it's a spinning disk of ice. formed on a river in maine. less people mesmerized by it. scientists say the sharp edges of the 300-foot chunk of ice are rounded off by repeated collisions with the shore or floating debris. it does look beautiful. i don't know what it is. >> dana: great choice for your fastest seven. >> jesse: i didn't choose it. >> greg: a tequila company should go make the largest margarita. airdrop tequila. a giant balloon of tequila and margarita mix and you salt the rim.

>> dana: great idea. >> jesse: alcohol analogies, you are number one. >> greg: put a giant five on it. it's like our logo. >> juan: i wanted this to be my one more thing. i think the nhl should put teams out there. play hockey. >> nicole: i like sitting and watching it because it's very mundane and i could use a monday and television right now if all the back-and-forth going on in the media. i'm just going to sit and stare at it. >> dana: wait until saturday. >> greg: are you tired of the back-and-forth? you are on "the five." >> juan: we love to entertain you. >> nicole: not your back and forth, the back-and-forth we have been obsessing about. >> jesse: finally, college campus comes up with a new way to order pizza. >> it actually works just like an atm machine. >> you hit start. confirm. takes about 3 minutes. it will come through and it pops out right there. >> a 10-inch pizza for $8 and

we've sold approximately 400 pizzas in our first week. >> jesse: a pizza atm. you think it's high quality stuff? >> nicole: i have a son in college and i'm sure they're going to love it. i am a little bit old-school. i get worried about human jobs being taken away by atm machines. what about the pizza delivery guy? what's he going to do? he needs that cash. whatever. great for college campuses. >> greg: robots, love them. pizza vending machines, who needs it? all commerce is now a vending machine. your laptop is a vending machine. you sit down and open it up and you push a button ended two hours, something ends up at your doorstep. we are a vending machine nation. wait 30 minutes longer and you get a better pizza. just press a button. i love the thermometer, like when you do domino's and it shows you how far your pizza is from your house. that excites me to know end.

>> nicole: do you sit and watch it? >> greg: i do. >> jesse: i think college students after a few drinks are going to start knocking these over. >> dana: i have a friend named josh. he wanted pizza so much. i think he wanted to invest in something like this. imagine this at the airport. you could really sell a lot of these. >> juan: i was at the airport, too often in my life. it looks just like that now. all they do is follow a prescription and basically put it in. one, two, three, just like the vending machine. i'm not sure there's a big difference between the product. >> dana: i bet it's good. >> nicole: can we get one? >> greg: at a vending machine in here on "the five." >> dana: can we get a food court? >> jesse: producers, why don't we have a pizza vending machine? >> greg: we should have a vending machine for talking points. you go up to it and you go syria. you press the button. >> dana: syria a ors syria b.

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