give the bipartisan group a shot. >> neil: that's not so crazy. senator, thank you very, very much. always good seeing you. sorry to jump on him for the time but that's because "the five" is coming in four, three, two, one. ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i am jesse watters with jedediah bila, juan williams, dana perino, and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city and that's greg and "the five" ." fox news alert. president trump blasting speaker nancy pelosi just moments ago for canceling the state of the union he was planning to deliver on the house chamber on tuesday. >> of the state of the union speech has been canceled by nancy pelosi because she doesn't want to hear the truth. she doesn't want the american public to hear what's going on. and she's afraid of the truth. we are planning on doing a

really very important speech in front of the house and the senate, supreme court. we found out she's canceled it and i think that's a great blotch on the incredible country that we all love. she blames a security, but she knew it wasn't a security problem. i just got back from iraq. i was very safe in iraq and i feel very safe. we had great, great security. if we can handle iraq, we can handle washington. we'll do something in the alternative, and we will bleed talking to you about that at a later date. what she is doing to the american people, what she's doing to our constitution is a disgrace. >> jesse: what was that movie, greg? you can't handle the truth. >> greg: yes, jerry maguire. i'm kidding. i know. i'm joking. are you asking your question? >> jesse: i am teeing you up. >> greg: i am ecstatic this is coming together.

i didn't want to go to d.c. d.c. is the worst ride in america's amusement park. there is no fun in d.c., just walking tours. the most overrated capital in america, and i include sacramento in that. donald trump has disrupted and gotten off our plate. last year was the correspondents' dinner. we didn't need that. we don't miss it. were not going to miss the state of the union. he should do it in sky writing. he should sky write his state of the union. or he should do it in a twitter thread. that's easy too. you don't need this stupid pomp and circumstance. >> jesse: what would the sky writing say? build the wall and crime will fall? >> greg: exactly. he's gotten rid of the correspondence dinner. state of the union. i think he should get rid of stubborn belly fat and embarrassing back fat. those pills that come in palms that you can open.

get rid of that. tmv, get rid of that. we are done. >> jesse: what is tmv? >> greg: dmv. >> jesse: don't get rid of dmz. we love it. it's a blotch. it's never happened before. he has checked it out. he was saying that he was safe in iraq. >> dana: i always thought nancy pelosi had a stronger argument, were not doing it until the government is back open. we will invite you down. she is still kind of saying that but her first letter said please don't give a state of the union on january 29. the second ones that i think it would not be a good idea because of security concerns. he was right that that is lame. security concerns are not real. she would be stronger to say we are not doing this until the government is reopened. the people deserve to be paid for the work they are doing. when that is done, you can come back. >> jesse: she sent the first letter during the shutdown.

president is saying why are using this as an excuse when you invited me during the shutdown in the beginning? >> juan: i don't buy the security thing at all. but clearly the government does not functioning. there are real issues at play. you stop and look at it, i think it's 800,000 not being paid to contractors. today we heard about irs agents who are not reporting but getting passes so they can go out and get small jobs to help pay the bills. fbi says child trafficking, terror investigations are being impeded, according to the fbi union. the airports, we know about. the coast guard we know about. to me, this is a real problem. the state department says they were going to have a conference on border security and they can't have that. senator mark warner said stop stupidity. stop inflicting shutdown, transferring unnecessary pain and inflicting damage and you see this in the polls. 71% of americans say this wall is not worth the shutdown.

this is hurting the country. what's interesting to me, it is hurting president trump. >> greg: you should be thrilled. juan i'm not thrilled. i'm kind of sad the countries in this place. >> jedediah: if this is all happening, why don't democrats get on board and support the stuff they supported years ago that he is proposing. they are on record as having supported not only border security measurements but now they're saying no, we don't want humanitarian aid or daca recipients. these things are bad but he put forward something completely palatable. nancy pelosi is a spiteful one sometimes. she is. she didn't want trump to come out. i don't love the state of the union. i agree with greg. i think it's boring. i think somehow they make presidents look like monarchs. it's painful to watch. but it's an opportunity to get out there and have a lot of people tune in to something which typically they wouldn't to an end and i don't think she wanted president trump talking about the aspects of crime and

the fact that he put for something that had that daca relief in the tps relief so that voters could say he did put something forth that could have been palatable. wise and she biting? >> dana: he gave a prime time address laying out those things except for the stuff that he offered on saturday. he didn't move the needle at all. against her. if she's just being politically smart -- i'm not saying it's good policy. being politically smart, why would you move? >> jedediah: that's true but i know a lot of people that tune in. i watch news all the time. i know people who don't watch news a lot. but the state of the union, they will. >> greg: they have no choice. it's on every channel. >> juan: you could read a book if you want. >> greg: actually do read books, juan. >> juan: when you see this argument about crime in the wall that the president was tweeting about today, it is so fallacious. the statistics say violent crime has been down over the last 20

years, even as we have seen the increase in illegal immigrants. >> jedediah: why have been democrats been calling it a humanitarian crisis. >> jesse: when they didn't have a wall in el paso, there was a lot of violent crime. they put the wall up and crime dropped. let's listen to chuck about this whole hostagetaking scenario. >> greg: or not. >> the president's proposal is just wrapping paper on the same partisan package and hostagetaking. >> hostagetaking should not work. it's very hard to negotiate when a gun is held to your head. the american people know that president trump is responsible for the shutdown and now they have learned that leader mcconnell is a coconspirator. >> jesse: the president actually called chuck schumer a puppet of pelosi. looks like he's trying to drive a wedge between the two leaders. >> greg: to use his analogy, though, americans have been held

hostage by career politicians who make a nice living off this prison of two ideas. they need us to be polarized on immigration. they need you to think that having a wall means you don't like people from mexico. they need that argument because it keeps them in power. there has to be a way of breaking out of this prison because you can't be pro-refugee but also maybe you should limit merit based immigration. i am more inclined to go with refugees then merit-based because refugees are more grateful. but you can actually have a compromise. get out of this prison. when refugees come here, they make great citizens. but you have to extreme event. the compromise here is having a number of tools in the shed. it's not just this or this. that's the prison. you have to find these other tools. >> jesse: a lot of different clubs in the bag. >> greg: exactly. >> juan: it sounded like you were democrats. that's what the democrats are

saying. >> jesse: don't you dare. >> greg: you are right. where are the democrats? >> juan: the democrats -- >> greg: why aren't they coming forward? >> juan: they have but mcconnell won't bring it forward. >> dana: he won't bring it forward because the president won't sign it. >> juan: it's like a trap. you can't get out of the trap. poor president trump, stuck in this trap waiting for the far right fringe to give him the permission slip. >> jesse: i'm glad you feel spy for the president. the kentucky high school student at the center of the video controversy is speaking out. hear from him up next. -ah, the old crew! remember when we all used to go to the cafeteria and just chow down midday? -you mean, like, lunch? -come on. voted "most likely to help people save $668 when they switch." -at this school? -didn't you get caught in the laminating machine? -ha. [ sighs ] -"box, have a great summer. danielle."

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>> greg: nbc's savannah guthrie interviewed nick sandmann, the reluctant face of the covington controversy. >> some people see as a young kid with a smirk on his face. >> greg: there is that "some people again." some day i would like to meet some people. then came the nathan phillips claim of the "build the wall" chant that apparently no one else heard. >> did anyone say "build the wall?" >> i never heard anyone say that and i don't think i've seen it in any videos. >> after review of the video, nbc news could not hear anyone shouting that hot button phrase. >> greg: so no one chanted, but what if they did? some say we are letting liberal fascist disciple can be said in public. the black israelites said things we can't repeat here.

but it's "build the wall" that matters most. it's a hot-button issue, some say, which is media for let's trash you. then came the hat. >> do you think if you weren't wearing that hat, this might not of happened or it might've been different? >> that's possible, but i would have to assume what mr. phillips was thinking, and i would rather let him speak for why he came up to us. >> greg: sound familiar? you go out wearing that, clearly you are asking for it. because you are a victim of your own choices and actions. >> you neglected they were mainly victims of their own choices and actions. shouldn't we discuss that? i wonder if the hats had anything to do with the muted response. >> greg: imagine saying that about a feminist protester and her clothes. funny how the media who claimed their speech is always under threat because of trump are now dictating what words and clothing are forbidden.

then they blame the victim. now standing is even hateful. >> there is something aggressive about standing there. standing your ground. we both stood your ground. it was like a stare down. what do you think of that now when you think about that moment? >> i would say mr. phillips has a right to come up to me. i had my right to stay there. >> greg: i don't know. maybe standing is the only thing to do when a stranger beats his drum in your face but then guthrie questioned whether teens would be scared of male adult strangers aggressively taunting them. >> did you feel threatened at all western marks to go i definitely felt threatened. >> there were more of you than them but you felt like they were stronger? >> they were a group of adults and i wasn't sure what was going to happen next. >> greg: okay, get this. 118 is standing quietly, somehow that is threatening but when

four crackpots threaten you, that's just good-natured fun. meanwhile "the washington post" winds at the right has seized on their screwup, so after pushing this near, they are now blaming others for getting caught. some might say the outcry prevented the prez from doing far worse. flooding the media analyze this mask, i feel like i'm watching a murderer doing an autopsy on its own victim. it must be suicide, they declare. some say they suck. all right, jesse. we heard from the kid. isn't time that we see nathan up there answering questions? >> jesse: i think nathan needs to get the savannah treatment. this is the thing, he will be able to answer her questions. i did a little investigation because the media won't, and nathan phillips, fresh off this confrontation with the student, disrupted and attempted to disrupt the mass that d.c.'s national shrine. he tried with a bunch of people, 20 of them, to go bang drums,

invade the national shrine during mass on this day, and they had to have security lock him and locked the doors as he attempted to gain entry. it's also come to our attention this guy never served in vietnam. he was a marine but a lot of reports saying that he went awol four times and had to be put in the brig. he is saying that when he returned from vietnam, he was called a baby killer and spit on. he never went to vietnam. phillips also gave an interview and no one has even talked about this. he was talking about what he was thinking. this guy, phillips, said these white students were in the process of attacking the black individuals. didn't happen. they were "beasts preying on the black individuals." any called the students racist and he said the looks on on the kids' faces were similar to the faces during lynchings in the south. now, this guy's story has changed seven times. the fact that the media believed

this guy without checking anything, what else is the media being told and just running with? how do we know? >> greg: it fits their assumptions. what kills me, jed, is the idea, if you are wearing something, you had it coming. we have learned that that's not what you say to people. >> jedediah: the nerve to say that to a kid. >> greg: wearing a hat. >> jedediah: the line. you were wearing a skirt like that, you deserve it. it's crazy. you did that research but they are counting on no one doing that or you do it but it doesn't get sent out. all they need is the initial clip and the judgments to be made. imagine if you went out and you were at on march you were a kid and you had a bunch of adults screaming at you, shouting horrific things. i am still trying to figure out what this kid did wrong. i think he smirked. i see that. maybe he was confused. he didn't know what was going on. he didn't assault anybody. he didn't even shout back. how would people can say that as

a teenager, their first instinct wouldn't have been to say something back,'s to say no, you are this. they didn't do that. these kids for on their best behavior frankly. i can't believe we are still talking about a smirk from a kid because he had a maga hat on. if he didn't have a maga hat and that was not a pro-life protest, this would not be a story. to >> greg: the lesson i learned, i'm never, ever looking at a viral video again. again. it's so funny that it's called viral because it's contagious, pernicious, -- >> dana: and it makes you sick. it does make you sick. remember back in the day before the internet -- >> greg: at the early '50s? >> dana: it wouldn't of been an international story. it would have been a local d.c. story. maybe on the national news but unlikely to have ever gone beyond that.

now these kids are having to go on "the today show" which is quite intimidating. not that savanna is intimidating. but you are basically on your own there in a room. you are 17 years old. however old ps. what i read was that the left on the right was mad at savannah guthrie after this interview. i'm not sure why the left would be now. steve org i wouldn't have performed as well as that kid did. his first time on tv i think. >> juan: his facial expression was frozen. looked like he was terrified. clearly they hired a p.r. firm to represent -- >> greg: how dare they. >> juan: i just have to say i don't understand how you made this young man into some, you know victim here. >> greg: clearly not a victim. >> juan: same but let's blame the media. you and i agreed yesterday that social media platform that spread this. we don't know who they are where they are from. >> greg: we know who

"the washington post" is. >> juan: they have intentionally pushed out polarizing videos intended to -- >> greg: the people who push them are always liberal media. >> juan: let me finish. >> greg: i am letting you finish. breathe in. >> juan: if the media had ignore this story. i don't think than local section of "the washington post" would've covered it. if the mainstream media had ignore the fact that the right and left picked up on it, then they would say oh, my gosh. why is the mainstream media is ignoring this big story? but in fact, let me tell you. tomorrow night am going to watch a basketball game. the black israelites will be there saying rude things to me and my wife. they say things to everybody. people don't stand there and engage. >> greg: the first time they ever solve them. >> jesse: they were waiting for a bus to go home. >> greg: let me just say -- >> juan: those kids staying there. he is staring down the native american guy.

>> jesse: the guy got in his face. what do you want to do? >> juan: you have four or five black israelites. you have busloads of these kids. suddenly they are feeling so threatened. >> jesse: you have -- >> jedediah: you have adults and children. >> juan: basketball games. >> greg: if you want to talk about it, they have these events. they go black, white, different colors. it's a racial thing. okay, we will look into that. anti-tom critic and potential 2020 hopeful john kerry taking aim at the president. his latest dig ahead.

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his disdain for president trump. here is kerry of the world economic forum. >> final word, second kerry. if you had president trump sitting there, what would your message be? >> i can't play that. i would... he doesn't take any of this seriously. he doesn't have an ability to have that kind of conversation. >> what would you say? what would your message be? >> resign. >> okay. >> juan: kerry hasn't officially ruled out a presidential run to potentially challenge trump in 2020. jedediah, what do you think? is it somehow offensive or wrong for him to say that? >> i don't know how trump is going to handle that. he will have to pick up the pieces and carry-on. kerry is so unlikable. i can't imagine he would want to do this again. he doesn't get received well. has record is not great, then he talks about the other part -- the other part is he talks about climate change and he is like,

we are all going to die. doom and gloom. the brink of disaster. i don't like when people of an opposing party sees an opportunity where there's a sitting president and they ask you a question like this, i don't like when you immediately go for the laugh or -- that's what it seems like to me. seems like he went for the moment where he could be applauded for saying something unkind about a sitting president. i don't like it when people on the right to that either. they are asked a question like that, a politician who may reenter the field. he's not a commentator. he may run again. makes him look bad. >> juan: one of the criticisms kerry has said is that he thinks it's a chaotic and corrupt administration, very critical of the paris climate change deal being undone. the president announcing the pullout from syria. it's more substance, but you saw this and what did you make of it? >> jesse: well, you called kerry unlikable, so that's not sexist, right?

okay, i'm just trying to clarify. you can call a man unlikable but you can't call a woman unlikable. i just want to make sure i know the rules before we get into this. i'm just trying to clarify. seems like there's a double standard. i think you are right. he was trying to go for a laugh and it took him 15 seconds to get the joke out. i think he's bitter because trump destroy his legacy on iran and paris. these guys are so opposite. john kerry mary's billionaires. trump is the billionaire. john kerry was against the iraq war before he was for it. trump has always been against it. they don't really see i tie on anything. i just found out that john kerry served in vietnam. did you know that? yes, he's also a vietnam veteran. so that's very nice, because i just hadn't heard that before. >> juan: yeah? really? >> dana: are you going to

continue your comparison? >> jesse: would you like to see trump with a machine gun? i don't think that's a good idea for anyone. >> juan: yeah, he has bone spurs. what we have is a situation where you have a new book coming out next week by a trump aid that says there is chaos and corruption in the administration. chris christie has a book coming out. he says he would have been in the administration except jared is mad because he prosecuted his father and the like. is john kerry off when he says there is chaos and corruption? >> dana: i think if he -- if you play the clip back, his instinct was not to say anything negative. that's why it took 15 seconds to get to the laugh. his instinct was to be polite and support his country and his president. he's been a public servant most of his life. he is fresh off a book tour. he's a typed a personality. he needs to keep busy. you look at some one like mitt romney who runs for president loses and decides he's going to run from senate from

utah. don't sleep on john kerry running for president. if you come up short, you still think you could make it. 60,000 votes in ohio and it could've been his. i think it could happen. >> greg: he makes lerch look loose. i agree with you. he didn't want to say anything. in his head, why can you ask me about climate change? i flew all the way here and private jet to talk climate, not trump. the applause tells you a lot. i think that's the bigger story. here you have an extremely wealthy audience who are threatened by brexit, the yellow jackets of france, and trump. all these things are of the same piece that scares the crap out of these people. they hired private jets or have their own private jet, creating a massive carbon footprint to talk about climate change. when you ask about that, they say we purchased carbon offsets

that offsets our jets. what they are saying is we are rich enough to fly private and pay the indulgence. that is elitist, they are terrified right now because they are watching the world change. the yellow jackets, brexit, trump, brazil, what might happened in venezuela. their names are numbered. >> juan: getting tired of winning. >> jesse: martha maccallum asks secretary of state mike pompeo about the kerry comment. i am on that show too. >> juan: forget pompeo. i'm going to watch for jesse. saints fans in the nfl. next on "the five" ." itness jun, i customize everything. like my bike and my calves. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ my teemotionally, socially. very sore spot for me,

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super bowl. season-ticket holders asking a judge to reverse the results of the nfc championship game or schedule a do over. one saints fan even going so far as to pay for billboards in atlanta blasting the league, saying that they blew it. greg, -- >> greg: they spelled blue wrong. blew. they should be embarrassed. anyway, i like to call that out on twitter. what were you going to ask me? >> jedediah: we are a litigious society but now you're suing over a sports result? >> greg: i am with them for a couple reasons. if they have to replay the game, what is it going to do to vegas? what about the sports books? the only thing is that they should play the game where that backhaul was. they should start to play the game there. that's what they should do. from there. how are they going to do that with all the gambling? the reason why i really like

this is because l.a. doesn't even care that their team won. l.a. doesn't even know that the rams are there. they are too busy doing other things. the oscars, the lakers. >> jedediah: they have a teacher's strike. >> greg: they don't care about the rams. make them care about the rams. this will give the rams some attention and l.a. will go that's right. we have a team in the super bowl. or maybe not. >> juan: they are doing better than the charters in terms of attendance. >> greg: are the chargers also in l.a.? i didn't know that. >> jesse: have you seen the video in the bar, the rams fans. they make it to the super bowl. all right. >> juan: i agree with you. i remember the situation with george brett and the pine tar and the new york yankees. they said we made the wrong call. we will start the game from that point. the bettors in vegas might be upset but imagine the tv ratings for a game that starting again. >> dana: that's exactly the reason we should do it. >> jedediah: you are all saying that they should redo it?

i'm outraged. >> juan: the saints were cheated, no question. >> jedediah: it's it's a crazy president. you don't like the person who wins, suddenly a lawsuit. >> jesse: lawyers and sore losers are ruining this country. it all started with gore-lieberman. they lost the recount and they sued. i thought the saints fans were democrats. they don't want the game to go the way they thought it was going to go there going to sue. this is the way people -- >> dana: i thought you were a fan. >> jesse: i like the good old days. the ref blew a call and you thought they were fixing the game for the mob. the good old days. not everybody sues. >> jedediah: this is power, the commissioner. he has the power to do this. he can say redo the game. >> dana: since we are breaking norms, left and right, no state of the union. play this game on tuesday. >> greg: it's a great idea. >> dana: we could be here redo color commentary. >> greg: this is the best idea

i think i've ever had. [laughs] >> jedediah: it sets a pattern. this has been brought to court before. it's not the first time it's happened. you have them coming out and saying -- what was the ruling? i was looking for the ruling. we are not obligated to please you. in other words, just because you buy a ticket and use it at a game, they are saying you are obligated to do this. they are saying no. >> jesse: the browns fans could sue for every season. they are never entertained ever. >> jedediah: if you did this, there would be no end. >> greg: it's such a glaring error. everybody knows this was wrong. when you look at the play. >> juan: now they have replay. imagine if we had replay on "the five." jesse, oh, my god. he would be out of here. >> greg: we tried to do that. >> jesse: i would be out of here? juan, i am sorry to say. >> juan: they have replay in every sport. i'm an old timer on this. i think refs are human.

they make mistakes. it's part of the game. >> jesse: or they are fixing it for the mob. >> jedediah: if the refs come out say there is a mistake, that if they acknowledge the call was wrong, then maybe you can have -- >> juan: they did. >> jedediah: in a case like this, maybe it's more justified. i think everybody sounds like a bunch of babies. you don't like the end so you cry and sue? it's terrible. >> greg: just to piss off l.a., i want to do it. >> juan: what if we refereed the game? the five of us. >> jedediah: stay right there. wild card wednesday is coming up next to make you everybody else... ♪ ♪ means to fight the hardest battle, which any human being can fight and never stop.

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of themselves. what's happening is that you used to look at people. not because there's so many filters. they are airbrushing pictures of themselves and going to the doctor and say i want to look more like i do in this filtered, weird, crazy image. >> dana: that's too bad. when that isn't going to stop? >> greg: i am the opposite. i noticed that i'm too good looking and getting plastic surgery to be less good-looking. i'm tired of people hitting on me. >> jesse: i like how i look with the snapchat filters. i look cuter. >> jedediah: it does. >> dana: is it sad or funny, juan? >> juan: it's where we are. a piece in "the washington post" saying that the white house is putting out images of president trump that have been altered to make his hands look bigger. oh, my god. >> greg: he brings trump into this fund segment. >> juan: it's ridiculous. >> greg: never mentioned dana

milbank's and wild card wednesday. >> dana: how you draw a x has led to mass hysteria. >> jesse: everybody draw. you are weird if you draw it in a certain way. everybody, all right. this is how i draw a x. left, down, right, down. >> dana: left down, right down. everybody does it the right way. a lot of weirdos draw it the wrong way. >> greg: do you need left-handed people? [laughter] >> jesse: the color indicates the one that you go down first. >> jedediah: it is crazy to go up first. >> jesse: people go up first, also some crazy things. those are the people that are crazy. that's what the study shows. >> greg: it's a generalization

corner. >> juan: what about greg's point? left-handed people? >> jesse: i didn't get that deep into it. everybody at home, draw a x and if you draw it in a ridiculous way. >> greg: right with ink on your face. >> dana: drive to there on your forehead and see what happens. a new phone case comes with spoon and fork attachments. users can have the ultimate convenience of reading and eating at once. >> juan: i did it. so you don't ever have to go hunting for a spoon or fork. while you're busy tweeting or browsing. >> dana: that's smart. >> greg: i like it. i do. when i saw how it was used. i want it. >> juan: come on. eating with your phone? >> jedediah: it's not sanitary. >> dana: the next one is the

mooch faces humiliation of being the first to get the boot from "celebrity big brother." >> greg: this is the one i picked. strategywise, it's good to go out first. i think you get paid the same but clearly scaramucci cannot last in anything. i have a suggestion. he's got to be the spokesperson for viagra or cialis. if anyone needs to know anything about lasting long, it's me. he should be the spokesman for cialis. >> jesse: why did he get booted so quickly? >> greg: he hasn't gotten officially booted? wait a minute. today i jumped the gun again? he's on the block. he's on the chopping block. >> jesse: why do you get kicked off the show? no one likes you? >> greg: you would never last, jesse. >> dana: maybe you get kicked off because they realize you're the smartest one and they want to eliminate you first. >> jesse: that's why i would get kicked off. >> greg: you get paid the same

no matter what. the key is to be the first one out or the last one out. >> dana: all right. we have this one. do we have time? lifetime supply of peanut butter recipient donates spread to furloughed workers. a virginia teen, he has autism, and he eats peanut butter every day. his favorite brand is lidl. his mom bought 72 jars. he was on sale. he started a p.r. campaign with the company. they said see if you can get 72,000 retweets and we will give you a lifetime supply. he got it. his dad is a furloughed worker. he said he wanted to share it with all the others. you can go get some peanut butter. >> jesse: some jelly too. >> dana: good job, eric.

♪ >> jessie: test time for one more thing. an old friend of mine, his younger sister was on jeopardy last night. check her out. ♪ >> a public transportation consultant. >> what is breakfast at tiffany's? who is neil gaiman? what is apollo ten? what is still magnolia? she had the daily double right there, but she lost. she came away with seven grand and the winner had 27 grant. the winner is right there. no one wants to see the winner. she did very well. even i knew the final question. do believe that? the answer was calvin and hobbe hobbes.

>> juan: what a day for mariano rivera, the former yankees pitcher when a spot in the hall of fame and on top there was this sherry. >> i have another piece of news. [cheers and applause] >> juan: he was told he was the first person to be unanimously selected, were holiday was also selected. the first person since 1936. another trailblazer, edgar martinez, the first player who spent most of his career as a designated hitter then there is my favorite, the former oriole, a hero to me and my kids. we saw him come within one out of a perfect game. >> jessie: he is also a former yankee. >> greg: it is time for, you have something coming your way america.

let's talk about the monologues tour, come see us in these cities, tampa, west palm beach, d.c., tulsa, we talk about our books and we crack some jokes. it is a lot of fun. get your tickets, we are already sold out in some places. go to fox nation for my interview, we talk about media trolling and bad behavior online and it is a lot of fun. last but not least, an amazing podcast. go to foxnewspodcast.com. we talk about my colonoscopy. >> dana: i can't wait to listen. >> greg: that is a lot of greg for all of you. >> dana: there is a community that had to come together in new jersey, can you believe this? little girls are selling girl scout cookies and doing a great job. they are trying to get enough money to go to savannah,

georgia, that is the birthplace of the girl scouts. this couple comes by, an older couple. one was in a walker, maybe faking it. she stole the money, she stole a thousand dollars from the girl scouts. the community has come together and they will be able to go on their trip. i forgot my full screen, i will be on tucker tonight. >> jessie: you don't talk about your colonoscopy on the podcast? >> dana: i haven't had one, but here i am due. >> i fall in love with another animal. meet elijah, a service dog who took a trip to disneyland and take a look how that went down. >> hello! >> elijah clearly has a crush on cinderella, you can't blame elijah for that.

also it is important to note, the handler volunteers for an amazing organization. >> jessie: another reason why animals are great. >> greg: that is my line! >> jessie: "special report" is up next. >> bret: thank you. good evening, this is a fox news alert, i am bret baier. two pick stories as he trump administration throws with small way to be on getting rid of even a civilian strongman. pedicure at home, president trump and house speaker nancy pelosi continue to feud over the state of the union address. the president telling nancy pelosi, he tends to deliver the speech of the house chamber. she has other ideas as well as it seems, the final say on that particular venue. it is the latest saga and the fallout from the partial government shutdown, now 33 days old. we start tonight with john roberts on the north lawn. >> good evening. the language from