patriots. >> neil: too strong a word. >> what is special about the team is that everyone who said tom brady, hate him. hate the patriots. one day they are going to say i saw the greatest football team play. >> neil: jared max. here is "the five" ." >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with jedediah bila. happy birthday. juan williams, jesse watters. her prom date picked her up in a hot wheel. dana perino. "the five" ." what a week for the dems. two new candidates, camel kamaa harris and the coffee guy. when obama ran, the press shouted we all know it's obama. everyone come out of the pool. later, they knew it would be hillary until the orange

godzilla ambushed them. he showed us it's not hard to ambush a mob, especially a mob of lemmings. jump off a cliff and they will jump off. this year, it is kamala's turn. i heard it from the lemmings. >> senator kamala harris kicked off her 2020 presidential campaign. look at the crowd. she was strong, joe. what are your thoughts? >> i don't know about you but the second that i saw her up there, i said wow. she's got what it takes. she filled that stage. she complained the big leagues. >> greg: they are a good java mn is having a hard time. >> don't help elect trump. you egotistical billionaire [bleep] go back to davos with the other

billionaire elites. >> greg: someone got a day pass from the home. of course, there is "the view." >> your entry into this race will guarantee trump another four years. >> i don't agree with you. >> i know you don't. >> if he runs against a far left progressive person who is suggesting 60, 70% tax increases on the rich and a health care system that we can't pay for, president trump is going to get reelected. no one wants to see him fired more than me. >> i know one wants to see you run more than him. >> greg: she is like a cold cup of coffee. you hear the fear in their voices. java man wants to do what trump did, say surprising things abou about -- the mob fears if he runs as an independent he will take votes from kamala.

handing a win to trump. they are right. schultz is an old-school lib and by showing next to the democratic party, he shows how far left they've become. he's not a socialist promising pie in the sky b.s. he is saying, the solution for the dems, pick one like him so no one flocked to him or look how we run. he's committing the cardinal sin. going empty the media's preordained choice. >> you just played senator harris saying that she wants to abolish the insurance industry. that's not correct. that's not american. what's next? what industry are we going to abolish next? the coffee industry? >> greg: big mistake going after her. he will last about as long as a pork chop in a prana tank. i am starting to warm up to this guy because unlike the other people running, he has the guts to go after the sacred heroes.

he's going after kamala. i will play some tape later of him going after aoc. you see the reaction everywhere. he's making it hard for them to protect their choice. >> dana: united against him. the other person who went after the left by name, i think aoc, maybe elizabeth warren. michael bloomberg. they are independent guys. wait, we don't want to go that way. they freak out on the left is quite dramatic and i think they are looking to say my goodness. you're going to elect donald trump. what are you doing? i think it's just as possible it could hurt trump. if you look at 1992, some people say ross perot didn't have an effect because if you look at the data, bush won texas and florida. it didn't matter in the end. but could it matter this time? that's how you elected

bill clinton. >> greg: it's hard to remember '92. i was like 14. >> dana: you didn't even have to shave. >> greg: i wanted to. >> jesse: you were older than 14. >> jedediah: the first election i ever voted in. >> greg: interesting. i didn't ask for that information but that's okay. when "the view" has a nasty reaction to someone, i instantly liked that person a lot. >> jesse: i like this guy, schultz. he lets me use his bathrooms at starbucks. do that and i will vote for you. i don't like ordering the cup -- i want to say small. >> dana: venti is large. >> jesse: exactly. i don't even know what it means. what language is it? he saw this radical yelling things. they are trying to during the term billionaire into a slur. like it inherently makes you a bad person.

this guy is a self-made billionaire. he grew up in the projects in brooklyn where his father was a truck driver. he created starbucks out of nothing. the left loves starbucks. they pay their people well. they get great health insurance. everybody used to love him and now they want to boycott starbucks because he could be the spoiler and ensure a donald trump second term. they are on suicide watch now because the guy has enough go to get on the ballot in all 50 states. blanket the airwaves with advertising. total meltdown. >> greg: juan, i think that howard is a lot like you in this sense that he's an old-school democrat without a party. your party is going way far left. i think it's been hard for you. i am like an analyst. i know it's been hard for you with your democrats. tell me how you really feel. don't you think he is sounding like a democrat from the '70s or '80s or even '90s.

>> juan: he is like me in this regard. we both grew up in brooklyn and the projects. i didn't become a billionaire. >> jedediah: not yet. >> juan: he says things about elizabeth warren that i find strange. he says elizabeth warren's ideas, 2% on people worth more than $50 billion. he says it's ridiculous. why is it ridiculous? or he says medicare for all, ridiculous, stupid. it's un-american. i think to myself, most americans think that's a good idea. >> greg: he was saying it was un-american to get rid of an entire industry. >> juan: she didn't say get rid of the industry. she said you should be able to go to the hospital and not have to go through, do you have insurance? will your company cover it? medicare for all guarantee it. >> jesse: they treat people without health insurance all the time. >> juan: but then what happens, you and i end up paying higher costs. that's why american medical care is so -- >> jesse: so you want to fire

half a million people who work in the health care industry? >> juan: i didn't want to get into the bait. i want talk about him. the democratic ideas, the key point he's making. it's interesting steve schmidt who worked with mccain, i think, greg struble, also a republican pollster, bill burton, these are his top people. they were with him yesterday here in new york. what you're seeing him say, 40% of americans now identify as independent. they don't like republicans or democrats. they really are independent. the problem with that analysis is most independents lean one way or the other. at the moment we are seeing is huge numbers saying that i will never vote for trump. 56% of americans. >> greg: you could have said that at the start, juan. >> juan: if that's the case, he is counting on independents

who are not there for the taking. >> jedediah: i think he is just a businessman. he, much like trump, has an idea of what these policies do when they are actually impacting business. when you look at a 70% marginal tax rate, when you look at medicare for all, all he is saying is it's un-american to have a massive government overtake of industry. he knows that it reduces the quality of care of those items. the top tax rate, when you hike that up on people on the top, you're going to lead to job losses. you're going to lead to trickle-down economics. he's been alive for a minute. he's a successful businessman and he is saying these things sound great, all these sound bites, this utopia they want to live in. when you get out of liberal academia, the stuff doesn't. it used to -- he used to be viewed as a social justice warrior. >> greg: i remember. we have asked him here. >> jedediah: liberals loved him. now they have to make it their job to destroy him and destroy that company. >> greg: to your point, the

media and the democratic party are going to narrow the focus to the person they want, which is kamala. >> jedediah: this is what they do. they might like you before and then when they sense that you are a threat to far left policies, this guy is going to have to be destroyed. >> jesse: when a democrat tells other democrats you're going crazy coming or going out to defend, that really hurts. it's like you have a drinking problem and people tell you to stop drinking. you don't listen. then when your friend tells you to stop drinking say oh, oh, my god. maybe i should stop. don't tell me that. >> greg: all right, got to go. don't miss dana's interview with howard schultz on "the daily briefing" tomorrow at 2:00 p.m. good numbers last friday, by the way, dana. >> dana: thank you. >> greg: up next, roger stone in federal court today pleading not guilty. what he is now saying.

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♪ >> dana: president trump's former advisor roger stone in federal court today pleading not guilty to seven criminal charges stemming from robert mueller's special counsel investigation. the charges include lying to congress, witness tampering, obstruction. stone is adamant mueller and his team have nothing on him. >> there is no rush and collusion. i had no collaboration with wikileaks. i'm not charged with conspiracy. believe me if they could have made that case, they would have. they want to silence me because i will stand up for donald trump. that's what this is really about. >> dana: the russian investigation may soon be coming to a close. acting attorney general matt whitaker saying this.

>> right now, the investigation is i think close to being completed. and i hope we can get the report from director mueller as soon as possible. >> dana: okay, greg, i have a question for you. roger stone never met a camera he didn't want to talk to but today when he left the court, he didn't give any new sound of the camera. he flashed the nixon sign and walked to the car. >> greg: i have a bone to pick with him. the fashion editor for "the daily caller." >> dana: for real? >> greg: this could be his greatest late life performance which follows the trajectory of his life. always doing controversial things. people have a bucket list. he has a similar list that rhymes with it. >> dana: [laughs] >> greg: everyday he is jumping off a cliff, doing something. i think is going going to enjoy this but -- and also about whitaker. morning joe was making fun of whitaker first wedding. god help morning show. that there is no tape of him

embarrassing himself. >> dana: we get make up every commercial break. >> greg: just watched morning joe's music videos. the media should prepare for the worst. i don't know it's going to happen to cnn and msnbc when the air comes out of the collusion of the loan. they are going to be like that guy unless make a deal that gets the donkey behind door number three. what are you going to do with the donkey? it's just an ass. >> jesse: it's the party's logo. >> dana: jesse, what do you make of stone? >> jesse: he's going to be on laura ingraham tonight. >> greg: tomorrow. >> dana: get your request in for saturday. >> jesse: day now, in the andrew mccarthy has a really great piece in the national review that i think every buddy should read. the title is stone indictment underscores there was no

trump-russia conspiracy. here's the bottom line. mueller has never alleged that there has been any participation with the trump campaign in the hacking of the dnc server and podesta. the dnc server was hacked before trump was the nominee. podesta just gave his password is somebody and it wound up in the hands of wikileaks. all his emails. stone has never been alleged to have been complicit in the hacking. if you read the indictment, it says the trump campaign had no idea what wikileaks had. so they go hey, stone, going get a heads up on what wikileaks said in stone goes okay. he had no idea. he starts asking around, trying to get the scoop on wikileaks. he couldn't find out. he got nothing, so all he did was hype it up based on publicly released documents. there is no conspiracy there. >> dana: what do you think, juan? >> juan: i read in the indictment that stone asked for a secure line.

he wanted to use what's app or something to talk with a senior person in the trump campaign. >> jesse: so what? >> juan: i think it indicates -- >> jesse: stone collaborated with the trump campaign? >> juan: we don't know. i thought you were saying there was no evidence that he collaborated -- >> jesse: with wikileaks. >> juan: i am saying that he is collaborating and giving information. >> jesse: collaborating with trump is not a crime. >> juan: he's visiting the transfer of information coming from a foreign country intended to undermine our election. >> jesse: that's not what he did and that's not what the indictment said. i read the indictment. did you read it? doesn't sound like it. >> juan: of the indictment, there's number of things redacted. i think what they are after and this is the reason, by the way, stone makes a big deal out of all the fbi people came to his house. i think what mueller is after is a lot of these devices and documents that stone was doing on secure or encrypted platforms so that he could avoid this kind

of scrutiny. >> jesse: maybe i am wrong. probably not. >> juan: i could be wrong too. but i will say i find it odd that someone like bill barr, today his vote is delayed in terms of confirmation for attorney general. he still won't say he's going to release to the american people the mueller report. i don't understand how democrats would vote for this guy. >> dana: they might not, but they don't need to, right? >> jedediah: doesn't stone remind you of that friend you all have that talk too much and get himself in trouble. >> greg: like jesse? >> jedediah: may be. >> greg: you dress better than stone. >> jedediah: don't you wait with baited breath? whenever he does an interview, he's about to say something that's about to get tim into more trouble. i wish they would figure this out already. is there collusion? is there not? we can move on to something else. my guess is if there's no

collusion, i don't know, juan, maybe you can say whether the democrats will give it up. i think the focus becomes the wall. they need ammunition against trump. once you take collusion out and the impeachment argument and everybody goes home -- >> jesse: it's the stormy daniels statements. they go back to that. >> jedediah: it doesn't fire them up the same way. i don't think it's going to bring up -- fire of voters. >> juan: what i found interesting about this, i know there are so many dog lovers at the table. mr. stone was threatening a potential witness' dog. >> dana: he knows how to get them. we are going to move on. the head of the houston police officers union goes off after four cops were shot. who he is putting on notice up next. to the cafeteria and just chow down midday?

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♪ >> jesse: the president of the houston police officers union giving a fiery press conference after four officers were shot and wounded and another injured while serving a narcotics warrant. here he is putting all dirt bags on notice. >> we are sick and tired of having targets on our back. we are sick and tired of having dirtbags trying to take our lives when all we are trying to do is protect this community and protect our families. enough is enough. if you are the ones out there spreading the rhetoric that police officers are the enemy, just know we've all got your number now. we're going to be keeping track of you when we are going to make sure we hold you accountable every time you stir the pot on our police officers. we've had enough. >> jesse: two of the officers are in but stable condition. two other are in --

jedediah, this guy really made an impact. >> jedediah: it's crazy, honestly. it's such an under appreciation by certain groups of people in this country. certain people oftentimes on the left, for law enforcement or what they go through every day. i looked at a poll from gallup, i talked about the institution people have the most confidence in. if you look at it, at the top is the military at 74%. next a small business, interestingly enough. 67. the police are third, 54%. majority of the people do back law enforcement. they are horrified when he look at stories like this and they do understand the complexity of these people's jobs. they're basically sacrificing their lives every single day. that was refreshing to see. i think your instinct is always to look at those groups who sometimes can be antipolice or rally against all law enforcement, not looking out for the common good and you think it's the norm in terms of how people feel but it's not. most of the country looks at something like this may want to rally around law enforcement and

everything they do for us. >> jesse: putting dirtbags on notice. you have to love it. >> juan: i think it's a good line. he's the head of the union. he should be saying that. everybody feels that way, jedediah. i think you break it down by groups and especially people in this neighborhood, you would say yeah, we want protection. but guess what. you don't want police to abuse their authority and power. you get different responses from different communities and they think that's why you see black lives matter has a level of support that they do in america. >> jedediah: in new york city, those black lives matter rallies, i've heard terrible rhetoric against law enforcement. occupy wall street was the same way. you look at those signs, it's hateful stuff. it's nice to know that's not the norm. >> juan: i think there's lots of hateful rhetoric at the extremes. but what you are saying in terms of siting those numbers, i think most americans have tremendous respect for the american military. tremendous respect for small business. doesn't mean there aren't problems. >> jesse: and the media. we are so respected in this

country. let me move on real quick. this is what police officers have to deal with sometimes. there's a new phenomenon called public auditing where someone goes into the middle of a park and starts acting crazy and rambunctious. then a police officer comes over to settle them down and then they film it while they trying to provoke the police officer into doing something while on tape. >> dana: that's... that's terrible. >> jesse: that's what they are dealing with. similar dirtbags that should be on notice. >> dana: one of the police officers that were shot, this is his third time and is 32 year career he was shot. he was also the one who went in because he knew that his guys were under attack. the other thing i wanted to mention is that they were doing a drug bust. go back to this again and dealing with that is the root cause of an issue. i don't know what the answer is. maybe its legalization. i don't know.

is there a way to stop police officers from having to make these kinds of busts? i don't know. >> greg: i would say legalization would help. i think this is something we've all sensed your own "the five." it's a hangover of the 3 to 5 years of negative scrutiny towards the police where isolated incidents replace statistics. we have statistics that will tell you about how shootings have declined and that in fact white shootings of unarmed blacks is actually lower statistically than minority police shooting minority victims. no one wants to hear that. they want the isolated anecdotal incident because that helps the media, and they took the anomaly and they made it representative of the system which is unfair. then you get this hangover where people are getting hurt. every industry must improve. it has. body cameras is something we should be four. the issue here for me has always been the media entering the picture and relying on the

oppressed narrative that it's all about race. minorities are victims but they are also the officers, especially in new york city. minority is the majority. these are people that are doing their jobs in the community. they are beloved in their community. it's not about race. it's about improving an industry, that's for sure. statistics tell stories the media ignores the consequence of that is they made the bug in the system the system and that's unfair. >> juan: if you think it's in terms -- if it's about the medi media. you are off on this one. it's not a media story. >> greg: they got it wrong. >> juan: they are dealing with the cops and they are wrong and the media the liberals -- >> greg: you never heard of the ferguson effect? the police backed off because of the coverage they were getting. that actually happened. >> juan: i think we have a situation in this country where

people want law and order. they want order. we don't want to be abused. we don't want to be the case that if a cop shows up, mainly because i'm black i'm the suspect. that's ridiculous. >> greg: when a minority officer shows up at a minority house, he is racist. >> juan: where do you -- >> greg: i am looking at statistics. >> juan: let me tell you something. when they put on the blue uniform, they have brotherhood in terms of cops. for the most part. that's the thin blue line. the thin blue line will stick together, unfortunately sometimes in court when they are giving testimony. >> greg: then it's not race if it's a black officer but if it's a white officer. >> juan: for black communities, who most often -- >> greg: who love the officers. they reduce crime. >> juan: who find they are most often victimized by the police. >> jesse: there already has been 19 police officers shot in the line of duty this year

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just off the oval office in the private study and we are creating what amounts to an enemies list of people in the white house who i felt were basically disloyal to him. >> his penchant for putting two rival staff members in a room and letting them fight it out over issue does. some of this competitive aspect. it's already a tough place to work. >> did you ever leak? >> noel. i talked about everything i should have done differently and that's not one of them. i put my name on it. >> juan: president trump slamming sims, calling him " "a low level staffer that i hardly knew named cliff sims he was nothing more than a gofer. he is a mess!" let's go over the biggest review. he goes into a kellyanne cam ways office and you can -- all the reporters. she is saying that someone else

who's leaking. kellyanne says this is nonsense. the leakers are the ones -- >> jedediah: he is not embarrassed. i don't understand people who sign these ndas. having high-level meetings with the president and then clearly want to be on tv and sell a book. he should get sued. i don't know if anything will come of it. this guy came off like a weasel. talking on "new day" and she interrupts the interview and says do you know that trump tweeted. he goes really? he looked like a kid. >> dana: so excited, more books. >> jedediah: like i got attention. i would caution trump against that. you giving this guy more attention than the fact that you might dislike him now or you have a beef with him, it's only going to make the media love him more. we can't believe we live in a country where you can take a high-profile position, you are trusted to value confidentiality and potentially high national security information at times our high security information

and you go in and you abuse that privilege to have a job like that, you decide i want to write a tell-all like you rightfully acquire. this guy is a joke. >> juan: i think he was chosen by trump. >> jedediah: that's all i'm saying. you can be chosen like a position like that. it's a privilege. >> juan: boy, a lot of strange guys around trump. let me ask you something. i noticed that this book, even if it is somewhat salacious and ridiculous, it fits with what you heard from woodward, michael wolff, omarosa, chaos in the white house. >> jesse: i am about a third of the way through the book and i like it. see, dana, i do read. >> dana: excellent taste in books, jesse. >> jesse: thank you, dana. it's a positive portrayal of the president. they say how engaging he is, how intelligent he is. how connected he is to the people.

it was a flattering portrayal of the president, a flattering portrayal of about 75% of the rest of the people. he had negative things to say about paul ryan. he told a great story about how trump, the middle of an oval office meeting, paul ryan is boring the heck out of him for 30 minutes on health care policy. trump just walks out and starts watching tv in the den. also negative portrayal of sean spicer. not a good manager. they take us through how they did the whole crowd size first press conference and how it was a debacle and how he stole a mini fridge from one of his staffers. all in all, this guy is from alabama. devout christian. his father was a pastor and his mother was a sunday school teacher. he was a ted cruz supporter, rubio guy and was disgusted after the "access hollywood" tape. almost left the campaign because he couldn't handle it and then he said as long as hillary is not going to be in the white house, i will stick it out

with trump. >> jedediah: i'm going to stick it out and then leak. >> jesse: and then he wrote a tell-all. >> dana: i have strong feelings about this. a friend of mine who knows him suggested that he wants to be alabama's omarosa which is not a compliment. i don't care what may have happened in kellyanne's office. if you are the staffer anywhere there, and you think it's inappropriate, you should resign. it's highly inappropriate to then go sell a book, especially while the president is still in office. maybe the book portrays the president positively, but it doesn't matter. they are in a news cycle that is not good for them right now. this guy goes out and makes a million dollars advance for a book, a million dollars advance for this book and he goes out. it will be hard for him to be trusted again by anyone. he's a talented young person. i think he has -- he had a lot

of promise. i think this is a bad decision. he could have written this book after the administration that would've been a better time to do it. >> juan: he says john kelly, former chief of staff, said if trump wants to fire me it would be the best day of my life. another admission by people, oh, yeah, everybody was going to be the adult in the room to try to counter trump. even in his own description of why he stayed. >> greg: there is no tell-all in the history of tell-alls that's flattering to the subject or the tell-all wouldn't exist. when you sit down with a publisher, were they want is controversy. they want scandal. they pushed you and prod you to get it out. when you submit your first draft and it doesn't have enough crap in it, they look at you like you betrayed them. and then you have the media gobble it up like crack addicts in the sense that they forget it's an ephemeral high. it often doesn't last and it's

false. i don't like the fact that this guy is using his devout christianity as a shield. it's a money, dude. it's not god. it's green that is forcing you to do this. never going to have two presidential libraries. a traditional one and one for a tell-alls. trump has never been better than anybody for the publishing industry. my last point and i will shut up. if you are a ceo, if you are a boss, an interesting person, if you've done a lot, the tell-all will come and it be bad because the people who write the tell-all, they don't understand you. they don't know why you get mad. they don't know why you are impulsive. they don't understand your reasoning. when you are happy one minute and man the other or you leave the room or yell at somebody, they are going he's obviously an awful person. no, you're just an idiot and you don't understand. >> jesse: when is the gutfeld tell-all coming out. i'm going to buy it. >> juan: i am planning now.

greg, you weren't bothered that you have people like omarosa and cliff sims on the inside with the same story. >> greg: i think he made poor choices but he didn't know he was going to win. >> juan: it's my worst fear come true, and this happened to a woman trapped inside an elevator here in new york for days. how would all of us on "the five" handle this madness next. stay with us. y reed singing "ead and down" ♪eastbound and down. loaded up and truckin'♪ ♪we gonna do what they say can't be done♪ ♪we've got a long way to go ♪and a short time to get there.♪ ♪i'm eastbound, just watch ole bandit run♪ whatever party you've got going in the back, we've got the business up front. (coughing) need a change of scenery?

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>> jedediah: crazy story here in new york city. a housekeeper getting trapped for an entire weekend in a tiny elevator in a town how she cleans. the woman is okay but it has us wondering how would "the five" handle being stuck like that? i have a theory that the columnist person would be dana. does everyone agree? >> dana: initially i think it's true. >> greg: you know why, if you go by size, it an elevator. it's like a house. it's a studio. she is like, this is great. i can do jumping jacks. >> dana: i can do my pilates. ideally you have your phone with you and the phone works and you're able to call somebody and

get help. that didn't happen here. i don't know. days is a lot of time. >> greg: if you are gone for three days, somebody must have missed her. >> juan: they did. after three days, some family members. >> dana: three hours. >> greg: my wife would be all over the city. >> jesse: she would be like thank god. leave me alone. >> jedediah: no bathrooms in the elevator, greg. i shudder to think what it would look like. >> dana: i did think about that. >> jedediah: no bathrooms, no food. >> dana: no water. >> greg: they cancel each other out. >> jedediah: i always carry water. i carry water and a snack. >> greg: then you have the bottle. >> jedediah: i read the news. this stuff can happen. how do you think you would react, juan? >> juan: i grove, mentioned this earlier, i grew up in the projects. terrible elevators they never fix in new york. it is built into my psyche. i would freak out.

i would have to think about this. how would i handle it? i think i would try to sleep. time would pass. if i could get myself to sleep i would be okay. the other thing is, if any of the other ones of you would be on the elevator, it would be great. i know you. i could talk to somebody. >> jesse: stuck on an elevator with juan for three days. [laughter] >> greg: what about if you are stuck in an elevator with somebody super famous. how -- >> jesse: more famous than me? >> greg: yes, jesse. hard to believe. >> jesse: this woman is not an athlete. when i was in there. you hoist yourself up, knock out the top plate in the ceiling and shimmy your way through the hole. >> jedediah: it's not an action film. >> jesse: john mclean. >> dana: i don't think you can get out from the top. >> jesse: if you are stuck with somebody, you get them on your shoulders. >> juan: the authorities have thought about it. they make it very difficult to

do that, if possible at all. my thought is especially in this building which is one of these skyscrapers, you are on television the whole time. there's a camera watching you. >> jesse: there is? >> greg: private townhouse, i'm not sure. >> jesse: you can watch fox news in the elevator. >> greg: i hate that. we have fox news in elevators here. it drives me crazy. >> jesse: what would you prefer? >> greg: silence. absolute silence. >> juan: it would be "the four." >> jedediah: "one more thing" is up next. with an ingredient originally discovered... in jellyfish. in clinical trials, prevagen has been shown to improve short-term memory. prevagen. healthier brain. better life.

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thing, i would do the old thing. >> i'm 75 years old. [laughter] >> you got married a year ago. >> i did, i got married a year ago. >> and how you have a birthday! how often does that happen? we have one minute, and jedediah -- >> yeah, some people watch the super bowl, eye of course watch the puppy bowl. featuring 93 -- look at these babies, including special needs dogs, and if you don't like dogs, there's a little something for you, too, because there are baby kangaroos on the sidelines. and there are kitten half times, which is important. animal planet does it all the time, rescue animals, and there is a 100% adoption rate for these puppies, so every single puppy you see here will go home to a family. it is separated into team rough and team fluff, which i thought

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