tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News February 3, 2019 1:00am-2:00am PST
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♪ >> its negative 50 degrees in the dakotas but what would happen if russia killed the power in fargo today? what about if the natural gas lines that -- if they proved it wasn't in our power whether to turn the market will you do if you lost heat indefinitely as the act of a foreign power? greg: you have to hand it to her, you can make the weather about the russians. [applause] what did we get if your name was cliff sims? two weeks ago you were nobody, zero, you say my name is cliff
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and people would laugh because it's a funny name. named after iraq formation and in a computer game. but it's amazing what a tell all will do for name recognition. >> cliff sims during the now. >> my main goal is to have as much fun as the mood. >> it was the "game of thrones", backstabbing,. >> beautiful life, marble bathroom. >> i just saw sean spicer toting a refrigerator out of here with a cord dangling. >> new single ear which we paid for with his own money and the atmosphere is like, can you believe it? greg: would you look at that -- the sky gets more airtime than a frisbee at a fish concert. not his fault. he's just giving the lockstep lemmings with what they want, it doesn't matter if what they gobble up this is an crap they
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inhaled a month before. cliff sims, former white house staffer is now cliff sims, superstar. for a week. why? because he is a think. his tell-all has all the shocking details. get this. for example, the president uses tressa may extra old hairspray. [laughter] i know. fancy. five dollars. popular hairspray for average joe's with orange hair. get this. trump would often point out to oval office visitors where clinton and monica lewinsky had sex. [laughter] who would not do that? it's like the most interesting thing to happen in the oval office. it's a stain on our history and the office rug. [laughter] the media waited breathlessly on a timed legs rubbing up against cliff's knees for scraps. it is more about the media than sims who they use like a blowup doll punch in and punch out and tossing them onto the pile of dark who came before him. the media wonders might be of such a low opinion of the media
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because they have a low opinion of you. they want -- they think we want this. worse, they think it matters because they're still nursing bruises from 2016 the fight rest of us felt that if i'd when the daily telegraph had to apologize and pay money to melania trump about making a [bleep] about her. some of the crap was taken from a previous tell-all which contained the. reporter: of others. imagine that. and unreliable tell-all. how can that be? tell-all never put the subject in a good light and that is why it's always a shocking tell-all. not a flattering tell-all. as a boss, i know i can be a target of such things. but doing a documentary on me right now and it is not pretty. >> what's it like to work for greg? >> well, one day last year he made me relate. it was my birthday and he knew that i wanted to go out with my
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friends and he said no, you still have to work anyway. he said it was important. he sent me downtown to go pick up a package for him and when i got there he had thrown this huge surprise party for me and all my friends and family were there. erica estrada was there signing autographs for people and how did greg know that eric will start out with my long-lost half-brother? best birthday ever happened when asked people how greg pulled this off and why wasn't he there, they told me he was at my apartment watering my plants because he knew i would not do that night. what a guy. greg: that was not so bad. fact is, if you can clap for me. [laughter] [applause]
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greg: not over. basically, a tell-all relies on trash and a low-level garbageman who needs money to offer such trash because no publisher will fork out the dough to a book called meetings with trump, he's also been trashing the subject is the business model which is now stretch for two years. you can't do a tell-all about a boring person. chapter one, he stretched. imagine a tell all about mike pence. rumor has it his wife once called him looking at another woman. it was the virgin mary. [laughter] nope, if you live a life there will be torpid here is one of my staff is saying about me. >> one time he invited me to his office and it was late and we were alone. one thing led to another and he found my calf and he just gone missing the day before.
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i was so grateful. then when i got home i saw he made a donation to a local hospital in my name. he never even mentioned it. he also did my laundry. greg: that could have been worse. the media gets the air injection of gossip and before he gets to bunk they moved on. cliff sims was a low-level hack but they can go even lower. the next books are grounds for impeachment as told by the white house gardener. boiling over, i burned trumps stakes in 12 other chapters. inside trump, a memoir with colonoscopies. fact is, everyone has something to say and frankly, that worries me. >> yeah, one time i was really late and my train was delayed by
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the time i got there, greg was in my office. he looked pi as a cd. then he looked at me and said i thought you were dead and he got up and hugs me. the biggest, best dog i ever had. better than my dad's hug. then he pulled out his wallet and gave me $600 for no reason. greg: the richer the life, the juicier the tell-all. which is why no one will care about that jim acosta tell-all. by the way, it's called my angry care for sleep apnea. no one in the media will ever get a tell-all like the ones they get about trump what's the difference between the president trump? he is interesting. the media is not even close. well, except for me. [laughter] >> oh, yeah, sure. back in 2012 i was on the way to
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the house and about to knock on the door i heard screaming. i knew it wasn't greg's screams because i know greg screams but it kept getting louder and louder so i kicked in the door and what i saw was unbelievable. greg was delivering a baby, apparently when he's not at fox great volunteers as a midwife. i apologize about the door and he said don't worry, i was going to have it replaced with here have a hokey and then he gave me $600. >> oh yeah. last month i was pretty convinced greg had a dragging problem and he would only drink several glasses of water a day and when i told him you should drink eight, he took my advice and then doubled my salary. now, i can quit my night job at the refinery and spend more time volunteering at the orphanage greg found it.
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>> oh yeah, well, i don't like to talk about it that much but back in the early days there were late nights and greg got me hooked on drugs baby aspirin. no everyday i take a baby aspirin because it reduces your heart disease. i did not do that at the time but before that greg gutfeld so greg practiced medicine at this orphanage he founded. he also gave me $600 once. ♪. greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. homeless people give him change, comedian jimmy. [cheering and applause] try saying her name john, foxbusiness reporter christina. [cheering and applause]
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she cheered at the end of old yeller, kat timpf. [cheering and applause] and the eiffel tower is his golf club, former wwe superstar in my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] jimmy, good to see you dressed up. today's man is suiting you. >> you're killing me, man. don't assume my gender. greg: is tell-all, though they need to step it up because i feel like they are -- >> of the honest, i'm not read the tell-all spirit and waiting for the box set to come out. when you do go to sell these books you have to get the publisher interested. they do a lot of embellishing. i know this. i have a book out called follow that car, if you like reading at a third level you like this book. at the same time as you read the inner workings of the
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administration you're appreciative of it because can you imagine how boring the tell-all about hillary clinton would be. the only interesting chapter -- the only interesting chapter would be when the computers got a virus because someone let anthony weiner use the wi-fi. >> it should event which color power suit should she wear that day. greg: that is quite a power su suit. >> it's a onesie. greg: christina, you're a business person or so i am told. this is a business. trump is basically revitalizing the tell-all. >> why not capitalize? you are seeing up political books climb 25% in last year. even if you just let him drive by or you're the gardener or the car, why not write a book? everybody has written one and i've read one by bob woodward, there is nothing in it that was anything exciting or anything you could really write about. greg: i was going to ask you,
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who would you rather be, the subject of a tell-all or the writer of a tell-all and then i realized occupy the same space? because you're your own tell-a tell-all. kat: i really where all my secrets on my sleeve and then i'm like why doesn't anyone like me? this was not shocking. more of the same. things were a little crazy in the white house. we knew that already. that would be like someone writing a tell-all about the kardashians that were like they wear makeup. [laughter] not that shocking. it be shocking if someone came out with a book that that i work for trump and i was bored. and he ate a lot of salad. that would shock me but the thing is no matter how many of these books come out it does not matter as no one really cares. the people who support the president will support him no matter what is going on because they like his policy proposals an agenda and that is all that matters to them. it's a waste. greg: it is.
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i would say this, tyrus, i enjoyed the tidbits but they mean nothing to me. tyrus: really, greg? little tidbits in a tell-all me nothing. greg: what are you trying to infer? tyrus: my tell-all is it up there. isn't that crazy? i didn't get -- you asked every employee and no one knew who holly was but they do now. [laughter] why was i not asked? greg: you don't live in new yo york. tyrus: i've been here since wednesday, sir. it must be nice. mr. president, take a page out of the greg gutfeld line. he did his own tell-all. he directed it. he produced it. i don't know if you noticed but that muffled voice that was holding those people hostage for hours, that was greg. he sat while he talked about how great he was. what's the name of your orphanage? i never caught the name of it.
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greg: that's it. greg's orphanage. google it. tyrus: anyone want to google that? [laughter] my point is, tell-all's are [bleep]. greg: thank you for that. that leaves more time for the next segment. before we go, an update on the gutfeld monologues life. the show in tampa is sold out. i never sold out anything. tickets are still available and special guest tom salute, i do not sell your. go do g gutfeld .com for ticket went to ancestry, i put in the names of my grandparents first. it gave me a leaf almost right away. within a few days, i went from knowing almost nothing to holy crow, i'm related to george washington. i didn't know that using ancestry would be so easy.
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absolutely, i don't need cheerios. >> it's $4. >> well, that's a lot. greg: i wonder what they eat for breakfast? spotted owls. move that thing up there a bit. meanwhile, the medicare for all be that dems build the wall? democrats have a third-round pick ideas lately. medicare for all. kicking private insurance to the curb and taxing the superrich but another democrat is a billionaire is not impressed. right mike bloomberg? >> replace the entire private system where companies provide healthcare for their employees would bankrupt us for a very long time. greg: he's got the charisma of a baby platypus. what a buzz kill. why can't you have big overpromising dreams like the democrats? i think we should have what they are having. >> the bottom line and most important is that everyone have access to healthcare. that is the goal and that is the purpose for me supporting the
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policy of medicare for all. everyone has access to healthcare. >> freed us, free that, democrats are promising people the world. what drugs are the argument there on demo tracks. it block the signals in the brain responsible for reason, logic, math and history so you adopt a completely unrealistic worldview. it makes you overpromising and you can't possibly deliver on. >> if you take it, people will like you and things were cool. >> i am in. honey, will you please take out the trash? >> of the better than that but take out the whole neighborhood trash. and i'll do it in five minutes or less and then i will turn our trash into gold and silver and move into a mansion made of chocolate with a pool filled with the american dream. the american dream. >> what a psycho?
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thank you can have that report done by next friday? >> what about now? i have it right here. >> that's a banana. >> no, it's my report. it is my reports. >> did, you told me we would play catch. >> again? >> yeah, after you helped me with my side project you told me you would teach me how to drive. >> i did. that's right. i'm not done any of those things. and yet i feel great. thank you demotrex. get demotrex today. [applause] greg: we should hire child actors to play children and not a guy with a full on beard. tyrus: could you just pull one from your orphanage?
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greg: that is child labor, tyrus. what you make of the -- will that make a comeback? tyrus: obviously not, they're having a heart attack because he's running as an independent but we can have people vote for what they want to the idea of having three candidates is a good thing or maybe four. americans should have a choice but you can't tell someone you can't run because malachite will get enough votes if you run. that is literally hate, tyrus, you can't lift weights with me because you lift more weight for me. greg: could be the politics don't matter and it's about persuasion and saying memorable stuff? kat: nothing matters, greg. i just think it's amazing how far left the democrats have moved. they have moved so far left they make president obama look like ron paul. [laughter] remember president obama said he said if you like your plan, you can keep your plan. that ended up not being true police he felt like he had to lie and now we have come all of
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your estate if you like your plan, go [bleep] yourself. that is basically what she's saying. that is really -- it's a nice way of saying that. it is. it is not popular either. it's a real gift to republicans. survey last year said 71% of people with employer-sponsored coverage like their plans and survey from last week said that when they were informed that medicare for all would eliminate private insurance companies only 37% of people reported it. bret, i can do special reports. greg: that was her audition fo for -. tyrus: cap, you bail me out. >> usually it's a rule that only three numbers never get more than that and she a great. kat: bret, are you watching? >> greg brought up a good point. why should be in a country where it's either to side, black and white, exactly, shoulders
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concerning any doesn't know how much a box of cheerios is in establish that. tyrus: neither does she. >> i literally by the honey not roast recently but the issue as you know backers and here is a billionaire coming to the table but however you just brought up the fact that the party is going to last. maybe it's a compliment because aoc is an excellent example. she's taking a page from trump's book and going after the rich so they can potentially benefit all of america. look, it is apposite that they are doing what trump is done. greg: my problem is with cheerios -- does anyone he cheerios broth? [laughter] kat: i quite enjoy it. greg: i only date men with material breath says cat. >> i think howard schultz should ask how much music lessons cost. no one talks about the perks of a howard schultz presidency. we can all use the white house
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bathroom now and i'm not even defending them but i hate to say the term billionaire of lamb. to be honest, howard schultz is the epitome of the american dream. he grew up in housing project and turned into the guy who created starbucks that is inspirational. it is aspirational. that being said, i'm a dunkin donuts man not a starbucks fan. it has better table conversations when you get a coffee at starbucks and eavesdropped on the people next to the talking about. >> house the developing in la and having an argument with her lawyer about what they can put down but go to dunkin' donuts the guy is arguing with himself. [laughter] the spaceship is out of gas again. greg: the scary part is he's the security guy. we did not get a chance to talk about cory booker. i figured out why he talks the way he does. he talks like he just ate a hot slice of pizza.
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greg: i'd rather be to live the listen to maroon five. [laughter] this week the nfl cancel the traditional game conference. the last maroon five i got to hear, the better. gladys knight is a legend and singing the national anthem and i know that song. i don't know any maroon five except for this crappy one. ♪. greg: but i know gladys will unite us all even though the room five gets all the coverage. that and that stupid british actor who slammed tom brady for having a maga hat. shut up, stupid british actor actor. then there's the tv producer they got fired for making a graphic with a cheater under tom
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brady. and then the super bowl ads even watching online all week. my favorite was this one. [laughter] greg: i bet that will not air. anyway, christina, i hate half-time -- well i've been saying this for ten years that the halftime show since it went pop with celebrity it sucks. we should go back to high school marching band and truck villa. >> but think of all the people who don't care for the game but want to tune into the halftime show. greg: they are losers. >> you had janet jackson's boob out one time. greg: that was the downhill. tyrus: that was one of the greatest moments in history. excuse me, sir. greg: she got brutalized. tyrus: not by me and my house.
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greg: and justin timberlake got away with murder. tyrus: who? greg: once the boob came out everything else was a blur. greg: stopped dropping my name like you all know me. jimmy, my favorite story is this hairless surgeon who played harry potter and he was mad at tom brady because tom brady has a relationship with trump and wears a red hat. he's just trying to score points. shut up. that's what i say. >> is so pointless to hate on tom brady. i'm not a tom brady. but i love people who say yeah brady can suck it. brady is going home to a supermodel in a mansion and going home to a jar of hand cream in your mom's basement. i think he's got the win here. greg: you just like to most rice. >> that being said, i don't think brady is as motivated to motivated and when the white house because he's serving
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fasting. the matter who you root for it's one of the last vestiges of common culture we have in this country that a lot of people watch. all i care about is the food, feed your kids, feed a family, stuff your kid senses. although studies that they may too many obese kids, yet for what they don't tell you is that kidnappings are down by 30%. you can't get them in the car quick enough anymore. imagine being a can never, get in the car and the does it contain peanuts? greg: nothing better than kidnapping jokes, i say. are you watching the game or are you watching it for the ads as everyone likes to say when they're at starbucks? kat: on the one hand, i love days of important football gam games. tyrus: liar. kat: because they're the only ones i feel less emotional than other people because i don't care. on the other hand, i absolutely
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hate football. it's 10% action, 90% people walking around with occasionally spitting. tyrus: don't you look at me. kat: it is so boring. if i wanted to see that i could look out my window and i do have a window, tyrus, not to brag. and you know what? football is everywhere. you can't go into a bar during football season without football, football, football, where are the bars for the ones of us who want to watch forensic files or toddler interiors and don't they knock it until you try it because i try. i went to the bar and watch football and one up getting bored and journaling in the corner and then everyone like me, left. greg: tyrus, he played pro ball so who is this rams? tyrus: who are the rams? sometimes -- okay -- you just stop.
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greg: their group of people in la. tyrus: shut up, greg. the super bowl is my christmas. i enjoy watching it. it is fun. i don't care about the halftime show that i owe enjoy the hoagies and it's a great time. those of you who don't like it, i'm excited to see the pictures but i'm guessing 31-17. i will have fun because the parades will stop but we've got one more year. enjoy it. greg: new orleans there bars are playing the old game and boycotting which is hilarious. tyrus: i live in louisiana so it was hilarious -- they have a sign on the causeway biggest bridge watch what you doing unlike some referees. new orleans ain't letting the scope it they're not letting this go. greg: my protection is it will be a close game, 11-ten and 15 innings. tyrus: ever seen predator? that's what i want to do to gregory now. greg: up next, the zoo has the perfect valentine's day gift for
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greg: screw the brooch, give her a roach. for the $15 dinners in the bronx to let you name one of the roaches in their road to exhibit after your ask for valentine's day. or you could name one after your current sweetheart if they're into that sort of thing. the bronx zoo does not judgment but they last longer than a roach so it could be sent as a symbolic gesture about how long your level last or exactly the opposite. some say that love is like a roach, elusive, resilient and daring. put a lot of thought into this. but when it comes to valentine's day so do i, here's a montage of some of the gifts i have purchased for my wife over the years. into ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ greg: there he is. kat: why are you going to me first? greg: i assume you're kind of an expert. kat: absolutely. i am personally prefer to be friends with all my exes because that way i can still be a source of emotional support in a target for their ablation even though we broke up but the best of both worlds but yeah, if you're spending $2 to get a roach named after your ask to prove how ticked you are you're still spending $2 on your ask. use that $2 to do something that proves you are over them like
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paypal in it to your crush with a little note that says i love you. i think ron paul will reply one of these days. [laughter] >> where the hell is this crazy -. greg: christina? >> the bronx is doing it for $15 and you can do it for the next or someone you love and these are hissing cockroaches? first of all, what even is that? do they make noises or do they kill them "after words"? is it a symbol of my internal a. if it is in x, squash it. greg: then it's on the bottom of your shoe. >> than they make eggs until they spread? greg: jimmy? >> this is idiotic. their local residents can get roaches for free in their apartments. actually, all of new york. greg: i lived in midtown and i could have opened up my own
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cockroach factory. >> let me say, i would never pay $2 to buy someone a roach for valentine's day. i would wait until the day after and get it for 1 dollar. greg: beautiful roaches, tyrus. i have a feeling you have strong feelings about this. tyrus: about roaches? greg: about valentine's day. tyrus: they remind me that i never get anything right. i am not that guy. i think a punch in the arm and a good job is a good job but apparently you have to have flowers and stuff. as a guy who can relate to having bad ideas like hey, let's go lift weights together on valentine's day because ladies are not into that. this was a bad idea from a dude scientist who thought it would be cute to send his girl a cockroach and named it after her fed and blew up miserably and to drive to bring the rest of us guys to fall for it it was for charity. bad ideas, fellas. even hissing cockroaches.
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>> obviously -. tyrus: they are really big and cool but two weeks ago when you were screaming the cockroach try to get away from you, i had to save you from it and i walked among the door like bro, sorry. kat: i can appreciate that. tyrus: i'm not afraid of something that i'm 1700 times bigger than it did me and wrote one on one it will not be good for him. kat: but it's like -. tyrus: that is you being creepy. greg: we have to roll but when you're doing your impression of a cockroach this is why i don't eat lobster. i look at the food and the crabs and this is just giant cockroaches from the ocean. how do you eat -- i can't even get into that. tyrus: like everyone loves a squirrel but everyone hates the rapid what's the difference? the tale. if a rat got an afro bait be all
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you have to love your ink the one i got on my back. yeah. [laughter] i said tattoo of a hairy back on my back. second thoughts about that as well. tyrus, i have a theory. tattoos should have a use like in case of an emergency you pull up your sleep. if you get invited to a baby shower you say i love to go and pull your sleeve back and says the satanic baby eating club. [laughter] tyrus: that is really specific. you have to wait a long time to get that specific people with tattoos are freaks and mean and eat babies? what is wrong with you? i have tattoos. the only thing i don't do is one, put languages i don't speak on my body. you want to go with what you're reading. i applaud the tattoo artist and we need to get them on the show because she does not tip well. and it's rude to know that she would be that weight to regular people so yeah, that's right,
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absolutely. and then she came back. so he was like yeah, finger. so someone puts one finger on you we all know what that means. greg: that's right. tyrus: penalty, if you get a tattoo, one, researcher, make sure it's in your language and never get names. unless it's your kids because you can't get rid of your kids. but like, girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands. greg: don't do it. tyrus: don't do it. then you have to find the exact same name or you have that really awful x line to the name with the roses run it. we all know and we all see through. greg: this is the only point of having a child is to tattoo them when they are a baby on their little baldhead you tattoo it and then they never see it until they are old and you are dead
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and it's something really cool like steve gutenberg is your real father. kat: this is my question? this is what you have selected for me? greg: yes, i you don't have tattoos. kat: no, i don't have tattoos but if i did -- when i order a pizza i like extra marinara sauce on the side and i get bummed out when they forget it. when i make the order on my app after i am done i call and say i want to make sure that you got the extra marinara sauce. takes extra time but it is worth it. you would think if you were going to get something permanently drawn onto your body would also think the extra time would be worth it just check. he's not checked twice now. >> i think she asked the japanese tutor so i don't know why people do this.
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whether to be exotic or cultural but now we know this singer over here will be the japanese barbecue finger not to be confused with anything else. i still don't get it. greg: this is the finger i use when i do japanese barbecue. >> who knows about the other o one. greg: jimmy? >> ariana grande should stick to doing what she knows best, loudly comedian -- a. [laughter] it's a feel-good story because now she thanks were laughing at her for her tattoo and not her music. which is absurd. everyone laughing at this online was like oh my goodness, she has is intended to and admit 80% of the people who have asian tattoos don't know -- they put us. example, you know that nintendo wii for your playing all of all in front of your tv with no one like a jack ass. every wheel by his a camera that means back to asia during prime time and it's the highest rated
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timpf, tyrus in our studio audience. i love you, america. ♪ ♪ jon: virginia governor ralph north am vows he will remain in office after the yearback photo -- yearbook photo sparks a massive outcry. this is "the fox report." governor northam denied being either person in the yearbook picture showing a man in black face posing with someone in a kkk costume. he did, however, take responsibility for its appearance on his yearbook page saying he hopes to turn the controversy into an honest conversation about race. >> i am not ready to ask virginians to grant me their forgiveness for my past actions. i also do not fully expect that they will immediately believe my
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