>> neil: a lot of critics say all you news guys do is report the bad news. here's some good news. gm is assuring the better-than-expected financial news. rewarding its hourly workers with $10,000 bonuses. ♪ >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld with john williams, and she can log roll on a pencil. dana perino. "the five" ." i wanted to get everyone's name wrong. a good night for trump but a bad one for the media. in tone and tenor, trump seemed to nail much of it, like his uncompromising rejection of socialism. >> president trump: we are alarmed by the new calls to adopt socialism in our country.

america was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination, and control. we renew our resolve that america will never be a socialist country. >> greg: unlike the juvenile tripe put forth by the opposition party, his words speak to the soul of anyone who remembers the cold war. bernie sanders' face said it all. still, there was a lot here for the rules to like. shrinking the military footprint, paid family leave, aids funding, childhood cancer treatment yet all i can do is stare blankly with all the seriousness of sad pastry chefs. how do you know when you've done good? when the people who can't stand you look like villains of the end of a karate kid sequel. there was good stuff, variety.

more defense spending, defense for the unborn, hard-line stance on russia and china, nato paying its fair share. if i didn't know any different, i would say there were something for everyone. trump did stress unity. >> president trump: we must reject the politics of revenge, resistance, and retribution, and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise, and the common good. we must choose between greatness or gridlock, results or resistance, vision or vengeance, incredible progress or pointless destruction. >> greg: sounds conciliatory. no wonder the media hated it. >> eyesight is a psychotically incoherent speech with cookies and dog poo. >> every leader should be talking about climate change. the president didn't mention

climate change in a sentence. it's a disgrace. speak of the word socialist is becoming a buzzword like liberal and feminist where the right wing is taking it and distorting it. >> greg: congratulations, van jones. right on cue they react out of anger and fear, fear trump wasn't divisive which threatens the business model. conflict leads to profit and compromise won't pay the bills. the reality check from cvs. 76% of viewers approved of the speech. that's out con dressed -- contrast with the dems in the media. the democratic response written before the speech fell flat. it was like an nfl commercial after a final play. you know who won so why stick around? let's go around this lovely table and ask of people's favorite or least favorite moments are. why don't i start with you,

dana. what bugged you? >> dana: okay. i will play something that bugged me. i loved a line in which he talked about we need to define a new standard of living for the 21st century. i felt like that was a line that was a big umbrella. something come all these different places we talk about, ai's disruption, worker retraining, the need for education, should we go to college or not. all those things. it was visionary and big and then there was nothing. wait, that's a good umbrella. maybe they will come back to it. it bugged me a little bit. i also thought the socialism moment was amazing. the first time a president of the united states has to stand on the floor of the house of representatives until the country we are not going to do socialism. i am interested in joy behar and her take on socialism becoming a word, like, we didn't -- they are calling themselves that.

we are just pointing out what it is. nobody's making it out. i also thought for stacey abrams, you know my rule, always say no to giving the response to the state of the union. you will never have the stage the president has. as those things go, she got out pretty well. >> greg: yeah. she didn't watch the speech. she can't. no, she could. >> dana: it's not a point by point rebuttal. you already have a response. >> greg: you are crawling with good points today. anyway, jesse. what struck you? >> jesse: i was impressed with the president was able to get democrats to chant usa. i've never heard the democrats chant usa, usa, juan. that was a nice moment. i thought he successfully took unifying historical achievements in america like landing on the moon and landing on the beaches of normandy and made people focus on that towards the future and say these are the kind of patriotic things we should rally

around. another key line i thought was this was an american agenda, not republican or democrat. and victory isn't winning for our party. victory is winning for our country. he challenged the congress to choose greatness instead of partisan destruction. i agree with dana, the socialist line telegraphed 2020. he's going to say they are for socialism. i am for freedom. he smoked hillary. imagine what he's going to do with an actual socialist. it's going to be deadly. laid out areas of cooperation, like nafta, and medicine prices and things like that. i was a real sucker for the end when he said from the rocky shores of maine, the volcanic peaks of hawaii, we need to kind of keep faith in american destiny, keep america first and keep our souls together. it was a beautiful finish. my part that i didn't like was when all of the women dressed in white were applauding louder for

themselves then they were for american people and their accomplishment. >> greg: good point. >> can i jump in, not to step on juan. my favorite moment. trump displayed what a master show man he is. he's a one-man good cop-bad cop because he got all the democratic women to stand up and applaud themselves in a few moments later he was liked by the way, i am proposing a ban on late-term abortions. he caught them sitting there. they can't applaud for the life of an unborn child. in terms of 2020, he's going to force everyone running for any office in the democratic party to come out and say okay, i want to be one of the seven nations in the world that allows abortions after 20 weeks. my favorite moment with nancy pelosi, i am resting b face just like nancy pelosi. i look like i'm going to cut you. she had to actively look pleasant. that entire speech, it's

exhausting to do that. it's like running from d.c. to des moines. she gets some applause for me. >> greg: we will talk about her applause. juan, i appreciated your call when you said greg, you're right. really great speech. didn't save the voice mail. >> juan: too bad. too bad. the ghost in the phone would've been delighted. i must say those are good, good drinks. to me this was, i said it was a humdrum speech. it sounded to me like colored by the numbers on call to unity and then he would go and immediately throw out some red meat to the base on the kind of immigration staff where he distorts members about grants. the caravan is approaching, they are deadly. you think oh, my gosh. going back to the same old song again? everybody knows that was a one one-hit wonder and it's not working. he doesn't talk but the fact that national emergency thing is totally ridiculous even among

republicans. for favorite moments, i would go back to the women standing up and the women applauding the cells and trump acting as if he was the one who brought all these women into congress. >> jesse: he did. [laughter] >> juan: if you go around insulting people. >> dana: he should have said you're welcome. >> juan: what's funny is they are all democrats. >> dana: that's why i'm saying it would've been funny if you one of said you're welcome. it's the alternate universe that he tries to present. it's like watching all these republican white men in dark suits and then you watch this diverse group of women and you say hey, so this is what trump has brought to america. >> he played to their narcissism. they loved hearing themselves. >> dana: also gave them a nice moment. he was recognizing. >> juan: he is a narcissist who was saying he deserves -- >> jesse: trying to take

credit, juan. >> greg: he was having fun. >> dana: my favorite moment, they sang happy birthday. >> juan: talk about trying to gild the lily. unbelievable. he is somehow responsible for that? >> greg: trump didn't do that. >> jesse: it was an organic moment. >> nancy pelosi was even singing. >> juan: he was trying to take advantage of a moment. >> jesse: juan is against singing happy birthday. >> greg: on that note, we've got to move on. political dumpster fire in virginia. what is happening? top three democrats could be forced to resign.

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♪ >> juan: potential political crisis in virginia as a third scandal emergence. mark herring admitted to wearing black face during a college party in 1980. that means for three top lawmakers in the state, all democrats, are embroiled in controversy. the governor ralph northam still resisting calls to resign. he's admitted to also wearing black face. and the states lieutenant governor justin fairfax is in a public back-and-forth with a woman who is accusing him of sexual assault. college professor vanessa tyson saying "mr. fairfax has try to brand me as a liar to a national audience in service to his political ambitions and has threatened litigation. given his false assertions i am compelled to make clear what happened." tyson goes on to detail at 2,000 for consensual encounter that she claims turned into a

physical assault. fairfax put out his own statement denying the charges and saying "at no time did she express to me any discomfort or concern about our interactions, neither rain that encounter nor during the months following it when she stayed in touch with me, nor the past 15 years." how do you make sense of this, dana? >> dana: it's like one story would be big. three stories is like hard to fathom. you almost need a flow chart. technically, for the commonwealth of virginia, although i should turn it over to dagen. the way that the constitution is written, the lieutenant governor would take over but now he's in a scandal. go to the attorney general but he's in a situation. if it goes to the fourth in line, guess what, it's a republican. i imagine that the calls from democrats for northam to resign will soon start to subside.

he has even floated the idea of becoming an independent. i don't see how that gets away from the issues that people have said they are concerned about. when it comes to fairfax and tyson, it's interesting, here we go again, except for now you have democrats who are avoiding talking to the press, and they didn't avoid before. i think, i don't know where it goes from here. hypocrisy i guess is what makes the political world go round. when you're talking about people's lives, he deserves due process. she has a right to say what she wants to say it, and i guess they will take it from there. >> juan: dagen, you are virginian, central virginia i believe. we have mark herring saying that in 1980, he was in college and a bunch of guys are trying to imitate rappers. kurtis blow. he said they dressed up and did the black face thing. i wonder how you feel about this because you grew up in the statement sounds like maybe it's

not unusual in the seat of the old confederacy for white men to be going around doing this. >> dagen: it's wrong. i called my 82-year-old father on the phone today and i set it in all your years, have you ever seen anybody in blackface? as a southerner growing up in a very rural town, we understand how hurtful that is. he went, i'm 82. no. i've never seen anybody do that. i want to just bring up the issue. growing up in a tiny town, we had to overcome the legacy of segregation, of the the jim crw era, bigotry and racism. my family and all the people that i was lucky to grow up with, black-and-white and people of all races, there was a greater sensitivity to what was hurtful to other people, what was offensive and objectionable. i was deeply shocked by this. >> juan: would you have pairing resign?

would you have northam resign? >> dagen: it's up to them but i will say this about northam. i don't mean to dominate the conversation about the former g.o.p. governor bob mcdonald, who had his own problems, he was indicted. his conviction was overturned on corruption. he came out and said some really positive things about ralph northam. he's been working on the statewide racial recognition -- racial reconciliation project. he said he was talking about "the guy i see today is not at all the guy per trade as a result of those photographs," talking about ralph northam. >> juan: jesse, you see democrats pretty much abandoning the governor. that includes that two senators, tim kaine, mark warner. doug wilder, who was the first black governor in the country, governor virginia. it's almost like no democrats are standing by the governor. >> jesse: he is on a common causing mission. i don't understand what's going

on in his head -- greg brought it up. it's like the trump race card players and all the kavanaugh crusaders, it's come home to roost in virginia. you called it karma and this is karma and is very, very sad. it takes a lot to knock off infanticide from the front page in virginia but they have done it. i can't believe they've done it. comedian tom arnold said something which kind of goes to your point, dagen. he said i grew up in iowa. i've been to a thousand parties, went to the university of iowa, recovering alcoholic, been arrested seven times, one for in an old folks home and i've never seen anybody in blackface. virginia is for weirdos. a lot of people saying to themselves, what's happening in the state of virginia right now? the entire political class, day after day, coming out with another shocking revelation, whether it's true with a sexual

assault obligations or blackface. >> greg: tom arnold is lying. he is lying through his teeth. you mean he's never seen jimmy kimmel, sarah silverman, ted danson. billy crystal. >> jesse: i think he meant growing up. >> greg: we have different rules for different people, is that not true? maybe we need to address the whole thing. everybody were jackasses and they all have to come out and admitted. this is the third guy in line. i would hate to be the fourth person. i would book a flight. everything can be tied back to the brady bunch and this could be an "i broke the vase" strategy to save northam. is that his name? that guy is saying i did it too. they protected peter brady when he broke the vase and everybody said i also broke the vase. i like to bring the brady branch into something. i think it helps. i don't know where this goes.

a lot of people having sleepless nights about halloween parties and the '70 sent '80s. >> jesse: everyone is throwing away your books. >> dagen: think about the '80s. what's offensive? 16 candles, there's a date rape. there is a sexual assault in "the breakfast club." general hospital, how did they meet. look it up. it's not good. >> jesse: you watch soaps? >> greg: 2050, when they looked back at us, what's going to be bad? >> juan: don't you think white attitudes towards blacks and what's racially offensive has shifted in the course of this controversy. >> greg: absolutely. i would say decades. >> dagen: we are still talking about race. thank god. >> juan: knew controversy over elizabeth warren's native american heritage claims.

stay with us and find out what the controversy is when "the five" returns.

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♪ >> jesse: senator elizabeth warren forced to eat crow and apologizing yet again for appearing to exploit her minuscule native american heritage. this comes after was revealed that she identified her race as "american indian" on a texas state bar registration card in '86. warren admitting she was wrong but also trying to explain away what happened. >> i learned about my family the same way most people do. my brothers and i learned from our mom and our data and our brothers and our sisters. that was the family story. that said, there really is an important distinction of tribal citizenship. i am not a member of a tribe. nothing about my background ever

had anything to do with any job i got in any place. it's been fully documented. >> jesse: are not so sure it's been fully documented, greg. texas bar association, harvard, the law directory, the cookbook, and also as senator she said she was native american. that is six times. >> greg: you just coined her new name, chief eating crow. i will condemn her and then defend her. it's clear she lied about her background to get ahead over people who didn't lie about their background. she took a spot from the authentic native american byline. it helps her get ahead but it helps the administrators take a box that helps satisfy their public relations needs. that's why nobody questioned it. we will believe you. having said that, have to defend her. there's a strong chance she believed these stories. relatives tell you stories. they do. my parents told me stuff that i

assumed to be true but i never obviously checked any boxes, i think. i don't know. that would help anyway, that i was a descendant of little people in the circus. i don't know. there's a possibility she really believed it but she did use it to her advantage. >> jesse: yes, she did. .09% native american, according to her dna test results. i am .1% black, dana. we took those tests. i am more black than she is native american. >> dana: i am more italian. remember i was 2% italian. i got honors from the national italian-american women's association. my family did come from italy from the 1840s or earlier. when we did the dna test, it was english, irish, french, albanian, iberian, 2% italian. i think what happened to her is that the story and the facts keep changing like

hillary clinton's email story. something just doesn't feel right about it. gets to the issue of character. it isn't about who she thinks she is or what she thinks she is in terms of our background. it's actually about who she is and the character of it. >> jesse: it's about being a phony. >> dana: yes, it's also about being not truthful. how do they want to fight against president trump? they want to say he's not truthful. i'm waiting for one of the other democratic candidates to take a shot at her and it probably won't be too long. >> jesse: can't wait for that day. that will be the latter a block. juan, i can't believe i'm going to say this but i have to give credit to "the washington post." they went to texas and uncovered this. good for them. >> juan: the truth is a revelation to you. i am taken by the idea, as dana mentioned, that the same press that harped on hillary clinton's emails are now realizing what a fool's errand that was, that they were working for the

russians. they are now harping on elizabeth warren. >> jesse: who was working for the russians? i don't get it. >> juan: pushing these phony stories about democratic emails pushed by the russians. anyway they are harping on elizabeth warren. >> dagen: this is a whiplash inducing conversation. >> juan: seems to me, republicans must be very worried about income inequality issues and elizabeth warren to go after her to this extent. >> greg: "the washington post"! >> juan: what i saw there were stories about the fact that she's worth between 5 million, $10 million. how can she talk about income inequality with working-class people. somehow this doesn't come up with donald trump who by the way, makes lots of lying, phony claims every day of the week. >> jesse: dagen, i think juan has it wrong. donald trump is salivating to match up against elizabeth warren. >> greg: republicans would love her to be the nominee.

>> dagen: her communist proposal about wealth confiscation which is unconstitutional. she is trying to step on aoc because she's angry, alexandria ocasio-cortez, bernie sanders sucking all the air out of the room. to me, it's delusional fantasy land that this woman would all these years label herself and american indian, native american. harvard law school used to promote her in the press as their first woman of color. she never put a stop to it. she even released the infomercial about the big dna test revealed. it was so embarrassing that she had to go back to the late 1700s to find a native american relative. where is she living? she's a member of the party of identity politics. she has committed the ultimate faux pas. it's over for her. >> jesse: it's over. dagen called it. trump laying down the smack down on democrats' calls for socialism. that's next.

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♪ >> dana: president trump with a strong rebuttal to democrats far left policy. rejecting calls for socialism saying it has no place in america. >> president trump: america was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination, and control. we are born free and we will stay free. >> [chanting "usa, usa, usa"] >> president trump: we renew our resolve that america will never be a socialist country. >> dana: self-proclaimed democratic socialist alexandria ocasio-cortez wasted no time in responding. >> he feels himself losing on the issues.

every single policy proposal that we have adopted and presented to the american public has been overwhelmingly popular. he sees himself losing on the issues. he sees himself losing on the wall, the wall in the southern border. he needs to grasp at an ad hominem attack and this is his way of doing it. >> dana: i'm going to ask. you can talk about anything you want, greg. but it was a historical moment, the president thing were going to make a choice here in 2020. not just a referendum on my performance. it's going to be a choice between a future of continuing the freedom we've come to love in america, that we were based on come against socialism. >> greg: how did it become an ad hominem attack when you criticize socialism. that's like socialism has been responsible for starving and death and a century of hell. i don't think it's an ad hominem attack to criticize socialism. here is aoc's problem. first the democrats' problem.

she is being portrayed as trump's foal. they are on an equal level. it's not good for the democrats because she's not running for president. the problem. you don't want to look like thee villain in the end of a teenage romantic comedy. in movies, the winner wins and they go to the adversary and they are like this. that gets me so mad. that's what she looked like. she looked like a sore loser on the sidelines of a teen movie. it's not a good look for her. i do think that when you look of the democratic party, she is magnetic. she's wrong, naive, not fully on top of things, but i've got to tell you. she gets the oxygen. >> dana: you pay attention. the president looking forward to this competition? >> jesse: absolutely. it's not a competition at all. he's so blunt, he's going to turn socialism into a political slur. they have done it to themselves. look at venezuela.

let's take a look at what aoc and the socialists want. the green new deal. eliminate fossil fuels. that's the goal. 15 years. you own a car. >> dana: i do. >> jesse: say you own it. in ten years, where are you going to fill up the car? castigation? no. no gas. what are you going to do with your car? you have to now by an electric car. everyone in america that owns a car has to buy an electric car. where are you going to get the money for that? >> dana: aren't they just going to give us a car? >> jesse: what about nascar? what is nascar going to do? are there solar powered cars? >> greg: think about the extension cords. it's nascar. it's going to get tangled. >> jesse: what about fighter jets? what are they running on? what about leaf blowers and lawn mowers? how is anyone going to keep up?

>> dana: you paint a very good inscription. >> greg: start with watches. >> dagen: they make great electric lawn equipment. i'm just saying. to your point, what are they going to do about airline travel? at least there's been a little bit of intellectual honesty from senator kamala harris were she says yes, medicare for all. we are taking away your private health insurance. how are you going to like that? that's exactly where -- >> jesse: cars and health insurance, goodbye. >> dagen: confiscate your wealth and taking your guns too. >> dana: do republicans look at this wrong and that they think they're making a really good argument but the democrats think you're making the opposite? i wonder how they are seeing it in a different way? >> juan: the thing is pretty obvious that what you are hearing is a party of trump talking in everyone's worried and on the issue of income equality, the issue of health care and poverty in the country, trump is out of touch. last night speech with huge evidence of that.

he's talking about economic numbers being up, up, up. a lot of them inflated by trump. they don't compare to obama. >> jesse: which ones? >> juan: gdp. never come close to 5% growth in one quarter. let me make -- >> greg: poverty. >> jesse: 3% this year. >> dagen: since 2005. >> juan: anyway, back to dana's point, when alexandria ocasio-cortez says wait a second. 70% of americans including most republicans think single-payer is a good idea or think we should tax people who make more than $10 million at a higher marginal rate. she is speaking about mainstream ideas that have tremendous -- look at the midterm. >> dana: when a follow-up question is asked, it sounds good but then it falls my --

falls by 40%. >> juan: to greg's point, it's a bold stroke idea. it is not saying look at the specifics here and there and that's what i think republicans are missing. it's a bold stroke idea. >> dagen: it's not a bold stroke idea. it's a bill bernie sanders has introduced. >> dana: nancy pelosi's hands clapped. hilarious moments and have everyone talking. liberty mutual because they let me customize my insurance, and as a fitness junkie, i customize everything. like my bike and my calves. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ we know that when you're spending time with the grandkids every minute counts. and you don't have time for a cracked windshield. that's why we show you exactly when we'll be there. saving you time, so you can keep saving the world. >> kids: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace ♪

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call or visit ♪ >> dagen: thankfully it wasn't all serious during the state of the union. nancy pelosi and the clap back at president trump. the president crooked time taking the internet by storm, someone posting "i am almost as crooked as hillary but not quite." another one joking trump's tie as crooked as his campaign associates. indict the tie. [applause] >> president trump: has reached the lowest rate.

[applause] >> dagen: stealing hearts across the nation, special guest of the president, joshua trump, who couldn't help falling asleep during the big event. greg. >> greg: you see him napping through political speech, you know he truly is a trump. by the way, this is how i sleep. did you ever have a problem sleeping? always put on a speech or podcast and tried to stay awake and you will immediately trigger that thing from college when you just go like this. you are drooling. >> jesse: the reason he fell asleep was because it was one of those presidential speeches where he is boring and reads off a prompter. he wouldn't fall asleep like that at a rally. >> dana: he should go to el paso next week. >> jesse: he would be up all night. >> dagen: kirsten gillibrand rolled her eyes.

she's trying to raise money. >> dana: i felt like she was hoping for a moment where she could get caught doing some sort of reaction and then take it. kamala harris' that was better. pretty good. the tie thing was funny. in the studio everyone was like isn't someone going to tell him about his tie? >> jesse: it is like when someone has something in their teeth and you are their friend, you have to tell them. why didn't someone tell him? >> dana: vice president pence was behind him so he couldn't see the tide. >> jesse: he walked through the entire chamber. >> dana: they were too into themselves. they weren't thinking about him. >> greg: i like these guys, the bald guys. i like them. you know they could crack my back like that. they may be older but they could kill me with a blink. >> dagen: juan, i am not allowed to use any of the hand gestures on the air that i use in real life. i have an entire suitcase full

of them. i'm going to start using nancy pelosi's clap as the southern, the visual -- bless your heart. >> juan: what is that? people say it's like a penguin clapping? it's condescending? >> dana: the best description was from her daughter who tweeted she remembers growing up as a teen. she thought she was being cute and smart, her mom would do that, good for you. >> greg: it's like college and lips -- collagen lips. >> juan: i think this was smart by democrats. the option would have been to just walk out. i think they didn't walk out. they weren't in any way offensive. i think it was clear they were throwing shade on this guy and all his lines. >> dana: did you see the times when nancy pelosi told them to stop and not get too out of hand. >> juan: the eye rolling and so forth, to me that's a little

-- >> dana: i think everyone did pretty good. >> juan: you know who didn't, i think chuck schumer at times looked totally irritated. >> dagen: do you want to see my chuck schumer imitation? you have to take me from the side because he sits like this and he looks like mr. burns. >> greg: he does. montgomery burns. >> juan: saying that he shouldn't read from scripts when he's talking. the word from the anchors was president trump was putting himself -- chuck schumer at the lunch before the state of the union. >> dana: he accidentally forgot to give her from moment to allow her to open up the thing. it didn't start off that way. >> dagen: she still had that not resting b face. "one more thing" is up next. uh! guess what day it is? guess what day it is! huh...anybody? julie! hey...guess what day it is?

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>> jesse: you like cardi b. >> greg: incredible financial advice. >> jesse: she is a tired of the tax man. let loose on the irs. take a listen to. >> this do you know that artists, celebrities, the irs out of every check that you make they automatically take 4% of your check. that means 500,000 you have got to make at least a million. rappers that i know they literally take care of their whole family and that's not tax deductible because the irs don't consider that a business. >> jesse: no they don't. cardy, they do not. wise woman. have a lot in common. >> greg: there you go. >> dana: coming on your show this weekend? >> greg: don't start a fight with her, please? >> jesse: i will not. the request is out though. wednesdays with watters martha maccallum at 7:00 check it out. >> juan: i like the nails.

i thought maybe that's what you had in common. about a week until catchers and pitchers report to spring training and how about a speech for my fellow baseball fans to get you guys fired up. daniel litback knows how to fire up his teammates on the 10 and under travel baseball team in florida here is a recent reaction. >> play hard. play aggressive. yesterdayy? [cheers] >> how are you all feeling? >> fired up. >> how are you feeling? >> fired up. >> 1, 2, 3. >> juan: daniel won both teams we got the facebook team. they were very impressed with the pep talk. even if baseball doesn't work out daniel has a future in my book as a motivational speaker. >> greg: i see him do a fox show late at night very loud. all right. greg's plug. not my hair.

i got a show with andrew schultz amazing successful comedian. number one comedic album on billboard we discuss the perils of modern comedy did i. joe mackey we discuss his career. state of comedy. find it on my twitter. all right, dana. deign want to see some cool cops? >> show me cool cops. this is police that grabbed a tactic kel shield and engage in fun major winter storm blanketed parts of washington state there were kids playing in the park having a big snowball fight and these guys went there take a listen to them. [screams] >> dana: then they posted this. dispatched to a group of suspicious characters in a logical park and they did all these fun things together with them.

then they retreated and apoll devised forever leaving an officer behind. pretty cool cops. >> greg: that's a heart-warming story, dana. >> dana: bit better than your plugs? >> greg: yes it is better than plugs but thought as good as pugs. >> dana: i love how you rhyme. >> greg: dagen? >> dagen: out of time. >> anything else you want to rhyme? about. >> bugs? >> dagen: no. i come bearing a puppy video lola the rottweiler puppy. she has mad skills. watch her. >> greg: what's she going to do? >> lola? >> greg: nicely done. >> she is stealing her sister's food. her sister mille isn't big on sharing. she is like nothing to see here, mom, just look the other way, it's precious. i love lola. she was a show girl.

>> greg: there you go. she was a show girl. lola. never miss an episode o "the five." special router is up next with mr. chris wallace. hi, chris. >> chris: thank you, mr. gutfeld. ♪ this is a fox news alert. welcome to washington. i'm chris wallace in for bret baier. we're following two big stories at this hour. first, senator elizabeth warren one of the top democratic contenders in 2020 apologizes for identifying herself as american indian on this registration cashed. and she says there could be more revelations like that still to come. and, the political chaos in virginia keeps growing. now, the state's top three democrats are in hot water as the attorney general admits to his own racist moment while the governor considers his political future. all this while the woman accusing the state's lieutenant governor of sexual assault comes forward with details of the alleged

incident.