that they bumping and they might not be immediate. it is hot and cold with these guys. today it was cold selling. tomorrow could be a different story. that will do it here. "the five" is now. ♪ speaks >> jesse: hello, i'm jesse watters with dagen mcdowell, juan williams juan williams, dana perino and . it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." it's a full-blown political catastrophe for democrats in virginia. the state's top three leaders are all facing mounting pressure to resign. a fourth democrat, u.s. congressman bobby scott, being dragged into the firestorm. lieutenant governor justin fairfax is accuser told scott about her abuse.

>> virginians will resolve their issues they have. it's sad because at some very talented leaders there. but they have to have that confidence of the electorate and they have to have the confidence of the legislature that they have to work with. i will leave that up to them. >> jesse: dana, can these top democrats in virginia survive all of the scandals and still maintain the confidence of the electorate? >> dana: i think those things are two different things actually. because we went through the scenario. these three elected leaders don't have the confidence. if they reside, the fourth person in line is a republican without republican happened to be the one who won the race on a coin toss. remember the drama that we are waiting to see who would win? it was that guy.

and because of that, i think the democrats might start backpedaling about that they should resign. >> jesse: so you are saying they are going to put political power above shame? >> dana: it could happen. the other thing is i feel like the justin fairfax allegations need to be separated out. we are saying that these three might have to resign. i feel like it gets a little bit put together too much. the other thing is, you see the report about the staffers? they want the spouses of the three to get together to help ease tension. do you think that's possible? >> jesse: i don't know. women are powerful. >> dana: they are very powerful. >> jesse: convincing and powerful and persuasive. they might be able to work it out. let the women work it out. >> greg: that's a really edgy comment. women are great.

we'll be right back. i can't imagine what could be worse for virginia politics right now. remember how they started with late-term abortion. then it went to blackface. then it went to sexual assault. then it bounced back to blackface. what is around the corner? are they going to take responsibility for the super bowl halftime show? i'm trying to think of what could be worse. >> jesse: dana's cheese. >> dana: you ate it. >> greg: that is for tomorrow show. this could be the me too of blackface. it could be the remnant of an era. how do you deal with something like that? we have to think about, we have done worse. we had slavery. we had jim crow. we were able to somehow get through the ugliness. i think the best example is that president obama did a eulogy for robert bert. if a black man can do a eulogy for a man who was a wizard in the kkk because that person

changed, i think that's probably the kind of path you should follow because if you don't follow that path, you're going to end up with a lot of people looking really bad. >> dagen: to be clear, byrd was from west virginia, not virginia. there is a joke going around the internet that says west virginia is so embarrassed it's changing its name to east kentucky. >> dana: [laughs] >> dagen: that's how bad it's gotten. >> jesse: i heard another one. virginia is giving florida a run for its money. >> greg: grades. fun of all the states that are watching. >> dagen: i am from virginia. this does have political implication. there's a general assembly election the dana talked about coming up in november and the democrats who ever really been running the board in terms of the state. it's not even purple anymore. it's very blue except for parts where i grew up, the james

river. the dems were hoping to take over the state legislature. barack obama won in 2008, first time since lbj in '64. he won again in 2012. hillary clinton even carried the state. the dems took control of seven of the state 11 congressional districts with wins in november election. he goes back to the history of the state. if you are red, you are dead to the politicians were running that state right now. tim kaine and senator warner, they do not care about republicans in that state. you can call my parents and talk to them about it. >> greg: what is their number? >> dagen: exactly. they will talk your ear off. one thing about that state that i want to bring up, it's an embarrassment because of the whole issue of the infanticide of the governor laid out, virginia forcibly sterilize thousands of people who are mentally ill or mentally disabled, including my great aunt marguerite. it only ended in 1979.

if going to lay it out, let's talk about that and government control of your health system. >> jesse: reg said it this could be the #metoo movement for blackface. if you can get out in front of it and say i was in blackface or hold out until it comes out? >> juan: what we saw today, a republican, senate majority leader tommy norman was revealed to have edited a yearbook at the virginia military institute that had not only blackface but slurs. >> dana: all throughout. >> juan: that's a republican leader in the legislature. i think you guys are playing small ball. i think the big picture here is one in which you see white people, especially this generation of leaders of the top, felt it was okay. it was part of the culture of the state. to me, that's so deeply hurtful because you see people then move

up. i am one who would be engaged in an act of forgiveness, especially for governor northam. but he's the one that was so duplicitous about what he did, changing his story, then made it all about himself. it shouldn't be about you, governor. it should be about the people of virginia. i think that's why you've seen his numbers plummet in terms of people trusting him to run the state. his moral authority is gone. "washington post," the biggest paper in the state, said he's got to go. he's told too many lies. compare that to mark herring, i think pairing got out in front, as you suggested, jesse prayed m to get out in front, it gives him some leeway and i think norment is a different story. getting out in front, if people feel like you're being honest, that you are truly upset and seeking their forgiveness, i think people are open to

forgiveness even on a racially harmful episode like this. >> jesse: talking about forgiveness, let's turn to hollywood. now some hollywood celebrities, and they've been coming out, comedians, and they are getting a free pass. take a look at some of these old photos we servicing of joy behar, jimmy -- jimmy fallon. is it a different story if you are an entertainer >> juan: a lot of this comes from minced minstrelry. i think they are going before the canvas with a clear intent. i don't -- i forget which one dresses karl malone. jimmy kimmel. i don't think he was trying to insult karl malone. i don't think so.

>> greg: you are concluding with the intent is behind these things because we don't know the intent. you are saying it wasn't racial in intent. so that's the issue. then we have to forgive everybody because none of us can mind read. jimmy kimmel was doing a shtick and he loves the basketball players so clearly it was something -- it's like yeah, but it looks terrible. it's offensive. it's wrong. do we forgive you? do you apologize culture mark we conclude this stuff is bad so do we forgive? in 2050, are there going to be things we are doing right now that in 2050 a group will look at us and say i can't believe they did that. will they forgive us for the things we do? >> juan: 1984 something, that's when the governor had his picture. by the way, i don't know how you

excuse standing in a kkk robe. that's a little much. >> greg: i didn't say it wasn't. >> juan: to me, that's a whole different ball of wax. >> jesse: what do you think, day now? a lot of their companies, it's hard to find the clips on the internet. they have been embarrassed by i it. >> dana: to greg's point about time, there are a lot of movies that could never be made today. we wouldn't fund them. >> greg: "love actually." >> dagen: how about "old man." -- "soul man" ." >> dana: wondering about a moment, could there be someone that america greatly respects, not a polarizing figure, who can help us figure out. >> jesse: oprah or

president obama. >> greg: president obama did this before. he did a eulogy for a guy that was in the kkk. >> juan: even more powerfully, he said his own grandmother who is white, she was afraid when a black man would approach. he had to deal with that. i don't think this is on obama. >> dana: and i'm not saying -- >> juan: it's about white america coming to terms with the fact that we have ongoing racis racism. >> greg: we are not saying that it's on obama. we are saying he would be a great person -- >> juan: it's easy to say let's have an esteemed black official speak. >> greg: what do you suggest? >> juan: white america, you run away from this. >> greg: we are doing a segment. >> jesse: juan, juan, everyone is calling on these white democrats to resign. it's the white democrats that are holding on. >> juan: delighting in the idea -- >> jesse: i'm not delighted

about this. >> juan: the democrats have charged trump with racism suddenly are dealing with their own -- >> jesse: orange face, not blackface. trump unloading on democrats for endless investigations that have nothing to do with russia. how the president plans to fight back next. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no... only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ because when you want to create an entirely new feeling, the difference between excellence and mastery, is all the difference in the world. introducing the all-new lexus es. a product of mastery. experience amazing at your lexus dealer.

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probe. this time they're going to look into tax returns, personal finances, and business deals from the decades before trump's presidential campaign. the president tweeting republicans never did this to president obama while slamming the probe as "a continuation of the witch hunt." president also declaring "presidential harassment, it should never be allowed to happen again." could this aggressive approach backfire? 2020 democrats apparently tiptoeing around the mueller probe. according to politico "democrats vying for the white house want to talk about anything right now but robert mueller's russia probe." the 2020 race is inevitably going to keep coming back to 2016 and what the special counsel uncovers. jesse, i was struck -- he says it's political hack adam schiff, no basis for it. presidential harassment, witch hunt, never happened before. this comes from the guy who did

the birther stuff? >> jesse: at least he got his name right. what did the column last time? what about the clinton foundation. they have $25 million from the saudis. what about the million-dollar russian dossier. that tried to influence elections. i want to be fair and balanced too. i think whitewater was probably a witch hunt too. if you look inside the trump organization, i'm sure you're going to find a little something or other. every bank on wall street has paid hundreds of millions of dollars in fines to regulators. every pharmaceutical company, every energy company. you can always find something there. take a look at congress. they settle multimillion dollar harassment lawsuits and they are pointing their fingers? the media companies. they are firing their executives and talent because of sexual misconduct, paying out class action lawsuits. everyone's got something if you

look really deep. i think the president's thinking to himself, this is ten years ago, 15 years ago. i didn't know i was running for president. i didn't need to run for president. i didn't need the money. sacrificing all this because i was trying to save america. i wouldn't give them anything. leave it alone. >> juan: the tax returns are a hot item right now. the president has said, what did he say? a ridiculous partisan investigation. made the case that it was harassment. i'm thinking wait a second. most presidents do release tax returns and they're going to go now the next few months to get them. possibly to see if there was russian influence in terms of his finances. >> dagen: here is my guess of the democrats' game plan. don't you think bob mueller and a special console team have the doggone tax returns? yes, they do. the democrats have been wringing their hands about, he's going to

fire mueller. they have to wait for the report or reports to come out. what are they going to do? the plan is to get every ounce of information on president trump and his family to just embarrass him before the 2020 election. remember the early october "new york times" report about the family, family finances, trump tax schemes. reaping riches from his father. that was a road map to what the democrats are going to do as they wait for the mueller report to kamal because they can't talk about impeachment. nancy pelosi said during the midterm elections, stay away from impeachment. >> juan: dana, do you think the democrats may be getting over their skis? >> dana: . there's always the tendency to overreach. in this case in particular think when you're looking back, it's not like there isn't enough for the government to -- the congress to investigate terms of the current administration.

everyone talks about what's happening at the white house. how about ten years ago? have you heard one thing about the department of energy and the last two years? where is everybody. there is nothing being done in terms of oversight for those departments and agencies. that's what congress was set up to do under the constitution. i think the democrats must think the mueller investigation is not going to be the scout they wish. now we better start planting seeds because it's not going to be enough to snuff out his reelection efforts. the other thing is the left wing really wants this. we have to think about -- republicans are going to push back but the democratic 2020 candidates as reported in politico today, they don't want to talk about robert mueller. they want to win the presidency. the mueller investigation is not the path to the presidency. >> juan: greg, when the voters gave democrats control of the house, they were looking for a check on the president? devin nunes when he was in charge of the house investigations committee, he was basically working for trump.

this is the other side now and you have a committee that's going to go after trump. >> greg: yeah. i will go with what dana said. she hit the nail on the head. it's about mueller. he doesn't have anything. why are they running? they realize his investigation isn't going to reap the rewards they want to so now it's a big let down so now they are returning. they are going back to the dead stunts of the past. now it's the tax return corpse they are trying to breathe new life into because nothing else has worked. vh1 should do a "where are they now" on all of these scandals. they pop up. trump is insane. where did that go? the buzzfeed story. where did that go? i have advice for these perennial losers. why not try to win the presidential election. you have two years. find a candidate. the reason they are doing this

is because they don't think they can win. if they can't beat them, they want to cheat them. they are like those players and stalkers when they know they can't win. they fake an injury and fall. that's the only way to beat trump. they make up a penalty. that's what's going on. i believe this is about them knowing that the mueller thing is not going to give them what they want so now they are digging into the cemetery for dead smears and they found the tax returns. >> dagen: you say tax returns. you know they do? [snoring] >> dana: "the new york times" story didn't go anywhere. democrats are frustrated. >> juan: i think people even in the conservative echo chamber of heard about mike flynn and paul manafort and people going to jail. we have heard about that. >> greg: are you saying that this is a conservative echo chamber? echo chamber? echo chamber?

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>> could there be other documents out there with you self identifying as native american? >> all i know is that during this time period this is consistent with what i did because it was based on my understanding from my family's stories. family stories are not the same as tribal citizenship. >> dagen: senator elizabeth warren's ancestry problems could just be getting started. she is not dismissing the possibility that there may be more documents out there like this one from 1986 where she identifies herself as a "american indian." warren has apologized for that but the hits keep on coming. the senator's 2012 political ad resurfacing after her latest dna debacle.

>> as a kid, i never asked my mom for documentation when she talked about her native american heritage. what kid would? i knew my father's family didn't like that she was part cherokee and part delaware. my parents had to elope. let me be clear. i never asked for and never got any benefit because of my heritage. the people who hired me have all said they didn't even know about it. i'm elizabeth warren and i approve this message. >> dagen: she is so relatable, greg. >> greg: [laughs] the left has spent the better part of a decade nailing us to the cultural appropriation cross. how dare you have a mexican themed party? this is the worst kind of a cultural appropriation. she tried to gain an advantage by adopting somebody else's culture. there was part about it is she's not admitting to it. she is saying the only reason she filled in these applications is because she was proud of her heritage. no, it was because you knew that it would give you an edge and it's replacing somebody who

could have been there. the thing about this, we were talking about in the break that he's going -- she's going to speak saturday and declare she's running. this is the most memorable thing about her. this is the only thing people talk about. i am more native american than her. i don't see how she's going to get out of this hole. there is no way. >> juan: i have a totally different view. >> greg: no, really? >> dagen: she is a phony and a liar and i can't wait until the people -- if she has the guts to stand on a debate stage with the other democrats, how they hit her with that. >> juan: i don't think you're going to see that and i think it's going to be a surprise to you. people are saying, this goes back to trump and pocahontas, belittling her. >> greg: she is belittling them. >> juan: for most people i think it comes down to the question did she receive some benefit? you heard her say in the ad she didn't get any jobs. >> greg: she lied. >> juan: that she didn't give them a promotions because of it.

>> dagen: may i say something? she has no way of proving that. >> juan: excuse me, "the boston globe" asked people like harvard law school. >> jesse: that's some hometown cooking, juan. these newspapers -- >> juan: people who have done the reporting. "the washington post." >> jesse: an exhaustive review. >> juan: i don't think the problem for her, it's not that nobody knows anything else about her. she is well known and running on the premise that there is so much income inequality in the country. >> dagen: let's stick to her lying about being an american indian. her words. jesse. >> jesse: no one has gotten the answer and greg touched on it. if you believe from your parents or grandparents that you were nearly one /32nd native america, why are you identifying

yourself as native american? your white. her name is elizabeth warren. you didn't grow up on a reservation. he didn't participate in any native american cultural activities. you were obviously white but you put down american indian. why? to gain an advantage because diversity is a strength and admissions offices love diversity because it makes them look good. obviously there is strength in diversity. juan, you say that you never -- she never gained an advantage. texas, ivy league, senate, running for president. she has been identified as a native american woman and now she is worth $10 million and running for president. that's identity theft. >> juan: i never once heard her identified as a native american woman. >> jesse: every school has identified -- >> dagen: dana needs to speak. harvard law school repeatedly referred to her as their first

worm woman of color and she never said anything about it. >> dana: in her own handwriting it says raise, native american. i think she believes she can overcome this and run for president. she's done a ton of deep dives on policies and she wants are you on the policies. senator kamala harris, when she was asked about this, all she said was she was asked about it and you'll have to ask her. i take her at her word. to me, that's the first shot. you're not going to be the nominee. if you want to learn more about this, there's a guy named collin reed. he knows everything about the elizabeth warren situation because he was scott brown's opposition research guy. he writes for foxnews.com too. >> dagen: we've got to go. dana, you are saying she is definitely running. "the five" i think she's

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♪ >> greg: the times ran a piece today called abolished billionaires. because not enough of them pledged to give away most of their wealth to charity. they don't say how much the rich actually give away or all the people they hire, the benefits they offer, taxes they pay. they also don't mention that the times principal stockholders worth 60 billion but who's counting? there are only 2,000 leaders worldwide. you know it's really not about them. it's about as always the evil

system. it's about the power to say who gets the abolished and who is invited to the abolition party. driven by man's worst flaw, nevada. the fact is our system rules. as cannibalism spreads, worldwide property declines, disease drops. seth meyers stays employed. the more smallpox, no more starvation. if this continues the ritual only have other rich people to give money to. it's not inequality that defines us a system. its mobility. the same person in the top 10% wasn't there ten years ago and might not be there in ten years. opportunities to find out by inequality between me and you but between you now and you later. one exception: the times owners. they are super rich decades ago and they will stay that way decades from now. tricking readers into thinking they care about the poor. finally the author whines about how technology creates immense wealth for its inventors and that's bad.

yet the average 20-year-old has more power in a smartphone than howard hughes had at the height of his empire. we were glassed because technology works more. you can thank the rich before you hang them in the town squar square. jesse, interesting fact from mark jay perry. 73% of americans were in the top 20% for at least a year. that means they are moving in, moving out. that's a fact that slips by bye shallow declarations. >> jesse: let's cut to the chase. the country is full of idiots. idiots are fine when they stick to themselves. the problem is when idiots join forces. the guy who writes the op-ed is an 88. the last column was titled there is nothing wrong with open borders. this genius gives a platform to this marxist who writes for gawker, the other column is from

daily. this guy says let's abolish the free-market system with wage controls. it's illegal, unconstitutional, un-american, immoral. other idiots read the times and they say wow, abolished billionaires. that starts fair. this is the paper of record. this is what i call an idiot brushfire. everybody starts talking about abolishing billionaires and it spreads and then we have to come in and put the brushfire out. we get burned putting out the fire. you want to know why? we are sitting around defending billionaires and then we look like idiots who are out of touch sucking up to the billionaires. >> greg: it's a trap. >> jesse: that's what the democrats are going to do. >> dana: take a bow. very good. [applause] >> greg: we look like idiots, dagen, because we are defending the greatest economic system known to man. there's been an 80% reduction in

worldwide poverty and it ain't due to socialism. it's due to capitalism. >> dagen: i want to point out the great liberal law is that the richer somehow the billionaires are going to pay for all of these delicious programs that they are rolling out. today it's the green new deal. here's a fact. if you confiscated every dollar of the adjusted gross income reported by the top 1% in this country every year, you are still going to be more than a trillion dollars short paying for your medicare for all plan which by the way abolishes private insurance. kicks people off the insurance they get from their employers. but you can't pay for it all. you know who's going to pay for it, the middle class and people who are lower income, just like europe. >> greg: when you run out of the rich. >> juan: there is something called income inequality in america that's growing in its huge political issue. >> greg: i destroyed that

argument, thank you. >> juan: greg, you are so sensitive on artificial intelligence, part of the argument is fewer people are required to do very simple work. maybe truck driving, taxi driving. >> greg: i agree. >> juan: those people don't have jobs and then the people who are in high tech, they are becoming billionaires at a rapid rate. you have more people who control not only financial power but political power. they get to tell us how to live and what to do and most americans say we don't like it. we want to have a voice in our political structure and we should not all be living as serfs on the master's kingdom that's ridiculous. >> dana: i have something i'm going to call -- i don't have it. there's a thing. sbo. selective billionaire out marriage. there are certain billionaires they hate more than others. bill gates, he basically helped solve a lot of the world's

health problems. good billionaire. tom steyer. he funds all their political campaigns. >> greg: he is a better billionaire. he's better than gates because he's politically correct. >> dana: bad billionaires. doesn't matter that you have all the stuff, the hospitals. pointing out, that's what the hospital is. the ultimate billionaire they hate is trumped for every reason under the sun. sbo. >> greg: sounds like something more disgusting. up next, wild card wednesday on thursday. stay with us. dear great-great-grandfather,

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♪ >> dana: it's been a busy week. we moved wild card wednesday to thursday. here it is. ♪ we pick a topic and put it in the hat. we have 3 minutes because people have been too long-winded. indian mantis who his parents for giving birth to him without his consent. he's 27 years old and announced

he intends to sue his parents. he was conceived without his consent, playing pickle claiming his parents should pay for his life. they had him for their own joy and pleasure. >> juan: this is mine. it is so stupid and so ridiculous. i think the rest of the table should jump bonnets. >> greg: 's parents are lawyers, right? >> jesse: do you know who is representing the kid? michael avenatti. [laughter] >> dana: tyra banks opening a supermodel amusement park called model land. >> dagen: late 2019 in santa monica. she is great at promoting beauty in all forms. that's her goal here. i need to learn better posture, so i will be going. greg, do you know what smise is? smiling with your eyes. that's her big thing. she can teach you. >> greg: i know somebody who can do that.

you don't need model land. isn't that just l.a.? >> dana: it's genius. it doesn't have to buy land. >> greg: you know and you go to an amazement park in the override and you must be this height? you must be this hot. they put you up against gisele and say you are not that hot. >> juan: they should have all these people who had work done and guess my age? >> dana: this is mine. delta apologizes after nudging passengers who slipped there crush on napkins. write down your phone number. you never know who you might meet on an airplane. people complained because they felt like it was creepy and encouraging inappropriate behavior. i'm here to tell you i met my husband on an airplane. >> greg: we've never heard that story. >> dana: we have new viewers.

>> greg: i hate people who have to apologize over stuff like this. >> dana: it's a good idea that coke had. you have every person i've ever set next to on an airplane smelled like feet and cheetos. >> dana: do you think it's ridiculous? >> jesse: i like the idea. i think it's hot. >> dana: juan, what do you think? >> juan: i could see where people might think it's personal but people would do it anyway. >> dana: we didn't have an napkin so i wrote my information on peter's business card. >> greg: the only time you might meet a stranger that might be interesting in your life. >> juan: you don't need a napkin for that. >> dana: they are trying to ruin creativity in america. "one more thing" is up next. (vo) this is the avery's. this is the avery's trying the hottest new bistro. wait...and the hottest taqueria?

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>> jesse: time now for one more thing. there is an article on foxnews.com called five things you didn't know about jesse watters. greg, please don't make a joke. lafayette. one of those things did you know that i was a floutus there i am with my great grandfather performing at thanksgiving. i have been to 48 out of the 50 states. there i am in miami. so, go to foxnews.com and check the article out. >> dana: what states do you need to go to? >> jesse: one of the dakotas and alaska. >> greg: one of the swimmers went to though so it's 50. enough about me. johnny, my assistant happy birthday. 23 today. he came in with the family yesterday and watched "the five." there they are. they gave me great cannolis, i ate a bunch of them and johnny with cupcakes celebrating his 23rd birthday. >> dana: happy birthday, johnny, we are glad you are here. officer control officer didn't think about twice

doing whatever had to be done to save puppies pulled out of a home in oklahoma. performed cpr and mouth to mouth on puppies. first of which is apparently easy to say. the other two required extra care. he wasn't the biggest fan of the pooch smooches. just doing his job. gave a lot of credit to the firefighters and police and bystanders. here is what he said. >> something that you learn and kind of go with instinct to go there and, you know, no hesitation. it was a little gross but, you know you just kind of got to do what you are hired to do. >> dana: that's right. he did the job and we thank you, officer. >> greg: that's what i always say when they catch me it's mouth to mouth, puppies. >> jesse: i do what i was hired to do. >> greg: exactly: ♪ animals are great. >> greg: animals are naturally photo general flick. take photo general nic.

what about animal knows how to take a picture. puts his arm around them. they know exactly what they are doing. try it again. can we show it again? do it again, guys. maybe not. maybe we won't do it again. maybe we will just talk awkwardly. here we go. watch this and then put the arm around him it's beautiful and that's why ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ >> jesse: juan williams? >> juan: do you remember that old art linkletter show kids say the darn test things? they also do the darnedest things. that young fellow is trapped inside a machine containing small toys. big claw in there to give the kids a chance to lift the toy out. you are not supposed to squeeze into the mouth of the machine. that's what ezra ingersole did monday night at rotelo's in alabama.

the pizzeria couldn't find the key to open the machine. they had to called the firefighters who pulled off the top climbed in to lift the boy out. >> greg: dad put him in there. >> juan: mom told reporters quote i'm pretty sure the terrible twos have begun. >> greg: a crime. press charges. >> jesse: dagen? >> dagen: ihop is feeling left out on national pizza day one of these made up food holidays. >> greg: we love them. >> dagen: ihop rolling out pancizza buttermilk, cupcake, bacon and cheddar the three flavors. find them at select locations around the country. >> dana: i would eat that. they will be serving it off-the-griddle in a pizza box but they are going to put. >> dagen: how do you eat it? >> dana: knive and fork. >> jesse: do not insult the

food court here. food holidays very critical. >> greg: didn't even get us the damn food. >> dana: what about tomorrow? >> dagen: i won't be back tomorrow. >> jesse: dvr never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" with bret. >> bret: a freshman coming woman raises eyebrows with the launch of an ambitious climate plan that includes scaling back in some cases eliminating air travel. plus, new controversies and new accusations ensnare more virginia lawmakers as protesters rally over the one thing that started it all. and real hope of compromise on border security and funding the government. this is "special report." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. i a lot of fanfare today freshman democrat alexandri