arthel: i like the captain american shield. eric: protected from snowball. arthel: from everything. eric: i'm eric sean. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> okay, okay. the trump eke week was as good as democrats d week was bad. for state of the union, dare i say it,, pretty good. [laughter] >> but it was solid positive assessment of the world, foreign policy, had something for everyone, on one side more cash asfor defense, on the other paid family leave, on one side the defense of the unborn, on the

other second chances for the incarcerated, so every gift to the right had something to the left, it was more balanced than me when i'm on my meds and that must have confused some people enough to forget how to clap. seriously. what was pelosi thinking? [laughter]hi >> one fish, two fish. [applause]im >> huge, it's time to clap. i forgot how to clap. >> somebody needs new software. [laughter] >> the best part trump attacking the disease that's making a comeback among dems, i wonder if he's alarmed of calls of socialism. >> we are alarmed by the new calls to adopt socialism in our

country. america was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination and control. we are born free and we will stay free. tonight we renew and resolve that america will never be a socialist country. >> that stings, you know, what it hurt some feelings like this guy. [laughter] >> i wonder what he was thinking. >> turkey salad. chicken salad, overrated. that should be my new campaign. it can be sandwiches. >> true. there was a softer side to trump, age research,

experimental drug legislation, treatment for sick kids, if he got anyub nicer we would have to revoke republican status but i wasn't like the crowd was having it, no, for the most part trump couldn't crack a smile from the fighting force of dental hygienist. i know, i know, they were wearing white as symbol of solidarity about the women's right to vote which i can safely say i am more, okay, for now, but every time i looked at them i felt like it was about to get my teeth clean. anthankfully i had already them clean. my last dental visit.

[laughter] >> one more. m ♪ ♪ >> that dr. steve, very thorough for otter. trump offered something for everyone, he went after russia, china, he announced another meeting with north korea, did the media like it, surprise no. >> everything else he said in the speech will beth overshadowd by the fact that he said there can't be investigations. >> the president of the united states did not mention climate change in a sentence is frankly a disgrace. what he represented is someone with no attachment to anything he says. >> the dangers to have brown menace as i call. >> it was over the top. >> brown square.

>> i saw with cookies and dog food. [laughter] >> cookies and dog poop. i know what ben&jerry's is making next n year. anyway, so what's with all of the bile, it's the business plan, for them to succeed trump has to fail, now too much compromise to make the conflict stick which doesn't help the media which can only profit from anger towards trump, the most obvious explanation for current state of affairs to every media because conflict and profit are joined at the hip, the media business model could be eternal stir of -- kids in the audience. [laughter] >> they are like weird volunteered firemen who start fires so they can put them out. the media creates unrest so they can write about them later and the angrier we feel toward fellow americans the better bottom lineto for cnn and msnbc

and guess add one more problem, it's the dems not trump who are truly up, the virginia party, the only people who had it worst anyone who ate dana perino's -- [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> two-year target of scandal dodge ball, the dems are are soaking in the real stuff. no wonder adam schiff is running down the street in underwear screaming tax returns, it's a deflection the party is in trouble, mueller is giving them zilch. and hope that maybe the media pays attention which they will.

here is your week if you're a democrat. you began with late-term abortion, thenk right into black face, followed by sexual assault accusations, then more black face, thenal more assault allegations, could this get any worst? if virginia cease democratic party takes credit for dana's queso, then yes. [laughter] >> but you know what, they wouldn't even do that. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> all right, all right. apparently they didn't -- anchor of daily briefing, dana perino. the great tv writer, producer

rob wong. [cheers and applause] >> her favorite character in titanic was the iceberg, host of the podcast kat kempf and former wwe super star host of fox nation tie are you -- tyrus. [cheers and applause] >> all right. dana, i kid you about the queso, it's providing me with someone so much. >> i'm glad it has provided you with material this week, you were light on things. >> yes, yes. what did you make of this week so far, so many developments? >> well, it feels like it's been 4 weeks the queso was 5 days ago. >> that's true. >> and state of the union, there were no heckler's. great moment where you had spontaneous happy birth for

80-year-old wh was one of the guest of the prosecute. i did think the most historic point was that the president of the united states for the first time in country's history had to be on the floor of united states congress to declare that the united states will never be a socialist nation. [laughter] >> the thing about that i'm midway, this is a choice between what i'm proposing which is capitalism, freedom, all the good stuff and socialism. thatth was very interesting wayo frame it. >> it's very scary rob and i want to say i rest my queso. [laughter] >> interjecting into that. >> usso jealous. >> i know. >> sitting there eating pringle's, queso, guest and friends, you were sitting in underwear. [laughter] >> what are you going to wear when you g eat pringle's?

>> with sheet. >> exactly. take your pick. >> state of the union, the heartbreaking thing about state of the union is that it was really goodth and you think yourself, patriotic. you could actually be like the cool chill together emotionally stable person. [laughter] >> so let's do more of that, brilliant thing is we would not bee a socialist country, you could hear democrats in the audience, the hell it will. g [laughter] >> he got them so wired. the call from cable company or cell phone company, you are preirritated but so mad that you're calling and you yell and then the person on the other line solve your problems in 20 minutes but you're still really

mad? >> yes. >> that was the democratic caucus that night.. >> the villain wasn't what hela cracked up to be. >> so mad. >> frown. kat is it possible for scompromise if it doesn't serve the interest of the media? >> i don't think compromise is going to happen. >> no. >> no, there there are things that people should have been adelighted, matthew charles, johnson who are free now because of trump. >> right. >> only because of trump because i read about it and that's how pardons work. >> yeah. >> yeah, so special report, again, i bring the facts. it's wonderful there's so many people in prison who shouldn't be there, they are there for too long and 2 that are free. a lot of things, low unemployment, could have clapped for that but they were so mad because they didn't want him to do anything right and if there's that kind of environment i don't think compromise could be

possible unfortunately. >> what about you, tyrus? >> there was usa chant and that wasth awesome. chthe whole room was chanting ua for like 6 seconds we were united country. >> yes. [laughter] >> everyone was usa, it wasn't half of the room saying w usa, t on my watch. everybody was involved, so at that moment, wow, we can be unified. what world have you been living in, the fact that they were able to come together, three things they could agree on, some letters, we already established those letters. >> and happy birthday. >> and the other part -- i'm getting there, damn.

it's so bad if we decide this was my point before i was interrupted. the response from the democrats was prerecorded. even a response to his speech they've made up their mind, hell know, they precorded so they can go to chili's and enjoy queso. [laughter] >> that was first time in a long time that we see both sides unifying. >> it was prewritten and she didn't even watch the speech. did you know that? she didn't watch the speech. >> but it's being recorded and you can go to the bar. >> that's true. >> what am i doing here? coming up a new art exhibit with and i van quay looking alike crumbs, i did not put words together, that's really a thing.

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-- ivanka vacuuming, enters carpeted room and starts vacuuming while patrons throw crumbs on the floor for her to vacuum up. isn't that humiliating? we enjoy throwing crumbs for ivanka to vacuum at the center of the work, it's funny, pleasurable and makes us feel powerful, how edgy, how lame, i'm not trying to sensor art or anything, but art about taking risks and that's about as risky as peanut butter. all this bozo did was the media desire. imagine being hillary or michelle obama in her place, anyway, i have seen better performance art here.

>> here i thought it only happened to me. rob, you are in the entertainment feel, don't you think that performance art gets a free ride because there's no standards? >> yeah, it's whatever. you see grant to do this thing, ivanka vacuuming. great, just do that. >> yeah, yeah. she's going to polish silver. >> yes. >> i get it, very complicated. you mentioned imagine clinton, similar, both have parents in complicated marriages, both have parents who got super rich in like a lot of shady different kind of ways, both have dads who struggled with weight. [laughter] >> that made people watch that very uncomfortable, made them

feel proud of themselves, what kind of art is that? >> maybe ivanka is good at vacuuming and chelsea isn't. because, kat, i don't know anything that chelsea is good at? >> i don't either. >> does this disturb you as a woman? >> i was so jealous -- >> why? >> ivanka has it made. first of all, she is so rich and so successful that i'm certain she never has to actually vacuum ever, she has people to vacuum for her. second of all, she's apparently also so famous that people want to watch a look-alike of her vacuuming. >> yes. [laughter] >> and if there was kat kempf look-alike, i would be so happy. i do have one question, where are the crumbs coming from? and isn't that wasting food?

>> that's true, that's true. >> this is a social justice nightmare. >> you know what, i think it's coming from the beard of the left-wing man. tyrus. >> i ain't no left-wing man. >> does this bother you or do 'tyou care? >> a rich white woman vacuuming? not really. [laughter] >> i try to -- when i read the story i wase, like is it because we have kids in the audience we will play it safe. that creepy video show of dog peeing, sorry, kids, doesn't matter. it's funny how you word things, if this would have been woman are so powerful and be ceo of business and come home and cleaning after lazy men we would be applauding, that's so true, ceo during the day and come home

and clean after lazy man, and everyone would be wow, that's power, throwd. a baby at her, se tcatches it while she vacuums, women can do it all, it's amazing, can be on the phone, instead they wanted easy money eyand put trump at the end of it because everybody would come and see. lazy-ass piece of art work. this is why you do the report ahead of time.e. w[laughter] >> you know, you have 2 weeks duty assignment, don't do it the night before because it would look like that. of course, hypocrisy is rich. but this is also very funny to me. this is revealed on the same week that ivanka trump announces a big new global initiative to help women all over the world become entrepreneurs, better skills andsk training so they cn help take care of themselves and be better providers for their

own families because as we all know women around the world actually need, so it's strange position, they would never have done this to chelsea clinton. they will do it to her even if they had the same i program. >> great point. performance artist has not done a tenth of 1%, more for women than performance artist will ever do for women. performing artist is a scam. anybody can do this. you can walk up and throw, you know, spaghetti and say that's performing art. >> officer. >> officer. [laughter] i'm in the park the dog at 1:00 a.m. and i don't really have a dog. i'm not sure what that means. up next is denver about to legal ize mushrooms and if they do i can sell them. [cheers and

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♪ ♪ >> live from america's news headquarters i'm jon scott, add another number to democrats hope to win the white house, amy klobuchar senator from minnesota kicked off her california in frigid weater in rally in minneapolis, perhaps the most prominent mid western in 2020 race to far.

the white house is not ruling out government shutdown as negotiations over funding for president trump's proposed border wall, talks are stalled over proposed deal that would only give the president a small portion of $5.7 billion he says he wants for the wall but the white house says president trump is willing to explore funding at -- alternatives, i will see you at the stop of the hour i'm jon scott, back to greg gutfeld wshow. >> well, tourism boom is a legalize the shroom, soon voters in denver to legalize. recreational pot since 2012.

if it does, wait till you see the ads from i the tourism boar. >> there's never been a better time -- [laughter] >> home of the broncos. [laughter] [inaudible] [laughter] >> denver, take a trip. [cheers and applause] >> you think it's a good sign? >> yeah.

>> yeah. >> decriminalize it 1,000% even if it didn't have medical value, if people wanted to see dragons, i think that's fine too. it's not the choice that i would personally make but in this country supposed to be a free one, we should stop looking people up for what they chose to put inside their own bodies. this actually does have medical purposes, fda actually found that it can be a breakthrough therapy for depression. you know what subbings, -- sucks, depression. definitely decriminalized except for like -- >> all right, tyrus the problem with illegal drug, that's the

way i look at it. were took me back to places. i agree with kat, i'm can you. >> antimurder. >> also when you take the element of crime out, now, many means ago children in another lifetime, we will call this guy george, george was in college with some of his friends on the weekend and one of his buddies came in from wisconsin and he might have brought a bag of things that resembled what we were talking about today mushrooms, shrooms in the street, correct, george character, whoever it is. it takes you there. at one point, george comes up laughing to the point he was taking tot the hospital because he was laughing at everything. there was old river picture in the middle of the living room to get to one side, george said

friends took shoes off and rolled pants off, george got home and no way in the hell he was getting them wet, after that, we were like you know what, this isn't for george. [laughter] >> i get it. maybe if we would have went to walgreens and got proper prescription i wouldn't have thought my house was flooded. >> george. >> george. [cheers and applause] >> dina -- don't pretend. >> pretend what? >> it'll be beautiful. >> so, yeah, my family all flifs denver, friends all around colorado. they think it's been terrible. >> really? >> they are not happy and, look, all the hate come at you if you say that, i'm for state's rights

and i get that and sometimes, you know, i have the same -- you have to be for what's going to happen. legalizations are going to happen so my request is that people be mindful, keep children safe and doch what the police s, like don't drink and drive, don't do all the stuff and see howt it goes. i'm encouraged and excited about the medicinal properties that it has and if you can use it to help people especially warriors that come back with ptsd absolutely we should do that. >> rob, you're kind of the expert on this i would say.he >> by the way, david is so high right now. [laughter] >> no, yeah, i -- i'm an activist in the community, i have to say that one of the reasons we think we should legalize, not addictive. ptsd, assault victims, mdma,

lsd, the founder of aa went to canada in the early 50's for lsd treatment and that was one of the reasons there's spiritual element to aa because he had a spiritual experience. this is serious stuff and the reason we don't have them now is because of pot bureaucrats who want to control everything you do and the federal government that can't let something go and in the 70's and 80's and it's time to enter the new century and treat it with great respect and treat it, serious medical use and transform people lives for theiv good. >> we get it, you're a dealer. [laughter] >> it's not a novelty, call it something else.

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[applause] >> meanwhile billionaires did great jobs to move the stock market and even more who will fight the media, jeff bezos said it himself if i can't stand up to them who can, peter teal took down and bezos is facing off with the national inquirer after he claims they tried to ebbing tort him over nude selfies. what do they all have in common? they can stand up to the media because they have enough fu money to do so. that's why we need billionaires to protect your rights to send selfies. your reaction leading socialist for a response. [laughter]

>> bernie is looking younger. hey, tyrus, take your pick, you want to talk about bezos or you want to talk about billionaires? >> i don't know, bezos is a billionaire. [laughter] >> i mean, i guess if we all get a check, where is the money georgia to go when you tear down billionaires. >> can't work around willing to work,li right? >> i'm just as short for a billionaire, i don't know, give or take a billion. i think this is ridiculous and where are we going at this? are we back in the evil times, billionaires come up and say let them eat cake, we will pay for it, where do we go from this? is being successful now the new villain? >> yes.

>> i just -- i don't get the dpurpose of the paper because u will say get rid of billionaires, well,, millionairs are smug too. >> you can never find enough rich people. >> you deal with that guy and the arrogant guy. [laughter] >> f him. >> tyrus is right, we used to admire the american dream and now we see it as something negative. >> new york times was bought by mexican billionaire. influx of capital from carlos slim a a billionaire. "the new york times" people getting call from carlos slim. >> we like a certain kind of billionaire. >> we like that billion. exactly. the point is that economics 101, just because someone has a billion dollars doesn't mean they took it from somebody. they actually created something that expanded the f pie.

i mean, the dow closed at 25,000 today, this week. that's about a hundred thousand, the economy gets bigger with people as they get richer. i feel like we have to keep saying that over and over again in this country. >> that's the thing, dana, that this argument sellsls because people don't read about the past. >> old as time itself. >> that is true. 4,000 years. >> i call it sbo, selective billionaire outrage. if you're a liberal, that's a good billionaire fore you to hae because he, will help pay for your campaign to impeach president trump. >> right. >> the other thing is the national inquirer, i o heard thy might be running op-ed to ban all billionaires. [laughter] >> business model is not working out for us anymore. >> final talk on this?

you're a libertarian, i believe. >> i'm probillionaires. [laughter] >> people who want to ban billionaires want to do so for the exact same reason that i want to ban women who can grow long thick beautiful hair. >> come on. >> out of their own head. [laughter] >> what would you do when they cut it? >> what do you mean? >> their hair and your hair now? >> because of capitalism. [laughter] >> because of capitalism we live in a country where we can have billionaires and we can also buy and sell hair with each other, so i can have that hair strap intoed myap head. >> are you attached to the person who gave you hair? >> all from a stranger. i don't really know who it is, but i'm really grateful because people on twitter always like kat, your hair is beautiful, i'm like got you. capitalism is a wonderful system and i can only think of one

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>> do not cross the line when sending a valentine, the cheesy hallmark card may get college kids in trouble. free-speech watcher group is noting policy in university of new orleans, the broadly worded harassment policy includes sending suggestive or obscene letters, technically that could be cheesy store-bought valentine. you will get kicked out of school for sending someone a card, no, but a bunch of other weird things the school could add love note to pile of offenses, choose wisely. in other words, don't send overly suggestive cards like these ones. [laughter] >> these are not good, i just want to tell you, all right. you have stolen my heart so i

stole your dog. [laughter] >> now we are even. happy valentine's day, my love. i've been living under your bed for 3 months. [laughter] >> these are really terrible, never send these out, happy valentine's day, i've tried on all your underwear. these are the kinds of things you should never send these things, america. you are so beautiful for now anyway, sadly the profits of aging affect all of us in a negative way. [laughter] >> this one, very bad. you're the kind of girl i could take home to my mother. my mother is dead. [laughter] >> i don't even know what that

means. all right, you brighten my day, ghyou also make the voices stop, the voices that tell me to kill. these are terrible and verynd suggestive. happy valentine's day i got you flowers, like us they will die soon. maybe that's one i should edit out. anyway, this is my favorite, roses are m red, violates are blue, you will not ignore me. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> i have more but you know what, i will just stop there, okay, i will stop there, those are suggestive cards, dana you should never get. do you like valentine's day? >> i don't really celebrate it as adult, i've been married for 20 years. i loved it as a kid.

[laughter] >> she loved valentine's as a kid. >> i'm speaking as someone, kat, who got so many cards, i felt bad for those who didn't. ithat's why i hated that. i got all my cards and everybody else --- >> i'm sorry, i know what you're talk about but you expect me to believe that? [laughter] >> you will have your chance. >> cover your ears, lying to his teeth. >> that's the entire point, right? >> right. >> the college students most of whom are adults should totally be able to handle receiving a card from someone that says like be mine on it like with a bee or whatever garbage they are selling in the stores these days because first graders do it, first graders can handle receiving, if they could handle

it, college students should be able to handle. i was just fine. i have no resulting emotional trauma whatsoever from the valentine's thing. >> not from that anyway. >> not from that. >> rob. >> problematic holiday. >> problematic. >> think about cupid you are violently penetrated by an underage -- i understand if you really think about it, you should vanish all fun but iespecially this fun. >> it is too much fun, tyrus. >> bring your sexual harassment over here, handing out i love yous to all the girls, stand in tthe corner.

the i reason this is such a brod thing is because you don't know what is safe anymore. >> exactly. >> i kind of applaud school, it's a warning, if you send the wrong card to the wrong person on the wrong day, it could ruin your life. valentine's day is a scariest day if you are without a date and if you gave the wrong woman a card, y that's your ass. [laughter] >> i hate valentine's day as an an adult, when you go to the restaurants and other couples feel compelled and it's very quiet. it's just so quiet because those are the people that don't go out a lot, they force themselves to go and they aren't even fighting, they are like so quiet, have dinner at home you can fight. [laughter] >> you have to be like that, happy valentine's day, i love you.ou it's not working. all right, don't forget the gutfeld monologue live continues next month, first show is sold out. buy tickets in dc, detroit,

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jon: a new player enters the 2020 field. minnesota senator amy klobuchar announces her bid for president and steps into an already crowded ring of democratic hopefuls. good evening i'm jon scott. this is the fox report. supporters braved the bitter elements as she announced her candidacy at an outdoor event in her home state. just one day after her colleague from massachusetts elizabeth warren made her 2020 bid official. klobuchar used the announcement to criticize the current administration. >> we must respect our frontline troops, diplomats, and intelligence officers who are there every day risking their lives for us. they