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she is doing it in a restaurant. that is low. first, here is kamala harris getting low about getting high. >> have you ever smoked? >> i have. and i inhaled. i did inhale. [laughs] >> was it an college? >> i think it gives a lot of people joy and we need more joy. >> what does kamala harris listen to? what did you listen to when you was high? what was on? >> oh, my goodness. definitely snoop dogg, tupac for sure. >> greg: you could say she lied. she was in school before they made records. it was possible she was listening to them. >> [yodeling]

♪ >> greg: camelot was just playing character limbo, trying to convince the left she was rolling doobies, not drug dealers. prosecutor pretending she never prosecuted. when asked if he would seek a female vp, cory booker pandered away. >> if you got the nomination, would you commit to choosing womanizer vice president's running mate? >> i think would be malpractice. i'm knocking to make specific commitments but i believe there should be a woman president right now. mr. grayfield of leaders. i think you will rarely see a democratic ticket without diversity. it is something we should have. i'm not going to box myself in but should i become it, i will be looking to women first. >> greg: looking to women first. perfect gentlemen during the limbo. he knows a mansion open the door for woman figuratively, not literally. that would be sexist.

when howard schultz was asked about taxes, he said this. >> the headline is here i should be paying more taxes and people who make this kind of revenue of means should pay more taxes. >> greg: of course rich people who say they want to pay more taxes are just rolling under the limbo poll. here's a tip, write a check to the u.s. government. sign it and leave it blank. the irs will do the rest. the queen of pandering, liz warren, showing up at a native american conference. she can't stop because she's a politician and politicians will do anything for approval which is why this chap is so refreshing. >> how easy it is to be presidential but you would be so bored. we've got more money. we've got more brains, better houses, nicer boats. i went to better school. i went to better everything. i am president and they are not. you love your dogs, don't you? i wouldn't mind having one honestly but i don't have any

time. how would i look walking a dog on the white house lawn? feels a little phony to me. >> greg: that's the opposite of pandering. while everyone else is buying a focus group breed of caulk a pool -- dana, did you find it offensive that he said he didn't like dogs? >> dana: i respect him for being honest. when i say i like a cat but i don't want to have a cat, no offense, angie. it was easier before social media and before the 21st of a new cycle because he could go to an event in iowa and say i love ethanol. ethanol is fantastic. and then you can go someplace else and say absolutely. i am absolutely for more solar panels. you betcha i am. no one would ever know and that's how you could cobble

together a coalition. >> greg: when you listen to trump, does he pander enough? >> jesse: i think he could pander more. here's my imitation of democrats. that was such a brilliant monologue, greg. i used to write monologues when i was in college, always thought about writing a book of all my monologues. could you have that idea? we are like monologue brothers. that's what they do. this is why they do it. it's because participating in the pandering olympics because what they do is their base is all filled up with specifics, interest groups. gays, blacks, hispanics, women. when they try to be everything to everybody, they spread themselves so thin. kamala is not hip-hop. trump is more hip-hop than you are. schultz, be a billionaire. if you want to pay more taxes, check the box. cory booker should pick the most qualified vp candidate.

when you're not doing that, you look unqualified. elizabeth warren, stop apologizing to native americans. there's other publishing groups out there. soccer moms for instance. they should be your focus. >> greg: wisconsin. juan, i'm going to say something nice about kamala harris. during that interview, she didn't talk about the medicinal qualities of marijuana. she mentioned joy which is the first time a politician i have seen in this stance admit that recreational use of marijuana is actually okay. which i think is, that's not pandering. that's actually a step forward. >> juan: wow, she's got your vote. >> greg: everyone hides behind medicinal. >> jesse: you're going to need to smoke weed when she takes her health care away. >> greg: i like the fact that she said if it brings people joy. that's the real argument. >> juan: it seems authentic to me but i'm trying to figure out. because to me you're saying this

is democrats and i'm thinking i just went through 2016, right where i believe on cinco de mayo, trump said best tacos. didn't he say that? >> greg: ironic pandering. >> juan: and then he goes to west virginia, puts on a coalminer hat. talking to the christian evangelicals? he says you know i don't go to church but when i do, i don't ask for forgiveness. then said wait a second. when i take my little bit of wine and my little bit of cracker. cracker? what is going on? that's what he's doing. he's pandering. >> jesse: doing it in a way that everybody knows he's pandering. transparent pandering. >> juan: all these interest groups you are talking about, the blacks, native americans. they are americans. >> jesse: i know. that's why i think the democrats should speak with the unifying

message instead of changing their message and their character for each group. >> juan: trump just thinks with the white nationals. >> dana: stop it, juan. >> jedediah: come on. before jedediah, i have a theory that anything that doesn't fit into an acceptable frame can no longer run for president and then trump changed it. he said it's okay to be a jerk and go out and say what you want. >> jedediah: he's not afraid of -- not afraid to be himself. this probably how he talks to his family, his friends. it's not -- he's not putting it on for the camera. i like that kamala interview because she was being herself. i believed her. >> dana: i think she thought she heard something else. two people asking something of the same time. >> jedediah: i think at some point she was probably high listening to that but it was the

humanity that i saw her and i don't understand why they keep putting out this rehearsed nonsense. all those politicians, hillary clinton, tried so hard to be light, they don't win. the people that win elections are the people who are real and authentic. joe biden is an example. having barack obama to an extent, that's we was. trump as an example. be yourself. if you're grumpy or whatever that is, that's your thing, use it. people might actually like it. whoever thought trump, doing what he does, would get him elected. >> juan: by the way, sometimes at "the five" i get confused. skip work now you know how we feel when you talk. >> juan: you just had trump is a jerk but he's an authentic jerk? >> jedediah: a nonpc new york guy. he ran a business. >> greg: saying that in this day and age and honest person is seen as a jerk and that's too bad. >> juan: i don't think that's true. you are pretty honest. are we all jerks? >> greg: i am a jerk. i know i am a jerk. will he or won't eat, what

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are really going against a radical left. i don't want to see a shutdown. a shutdown would be a terrible thing. >> juan: jedediah, no more mention so far of emergency declarations. seems as if republicans in the senate aren't buying it. he's not clear. he's kind of holding us in suspense. is this trump the tv producer? >> jedediah: maybe. i think he knows the numbers that have been released. it stinks, it really does. people on the right are going to be saying what was the point of a shutdown? i think people thought if you shutdown the government to try to budge the democrats and if they didn't, your next step would be a national emergency. i think he is in a position where he put out there in the very same way -- he has to learn to stop doing this. he put out there that mexico is going to pay for the wall. didn't work out that way. he put out there that he wasn't going to budge. when you don't, people are disappointed. now he's saying i'm going to redirect more other federal

funds into this. don't worry. you're still going to get the wall. were still going to figure it out even if i have to executive order. 's whole shutdown was completely absurd and a waste of time outfit wasn't going to force him to say you know what, my way or the highway because this is a national emergency. either it's a national emergency or it's not. make up your mind. >> jesse: they should go on howie's show, deal or no deal and fund the wall that way. maybe that's a good way to do it. i think he should take this deal and here's why. it funds 55 miles of border wall. he wanted 200 miles of border wall. this provides a border wall. nancy wanted no wall, so he's already winning. there was a a great piece in "the washington post." huge levered play -- leverage play. the sequester comes into effect at the end of the year.

this was signed by barack obama and the senate democrats. they cut spending by $130 billion if they don't love this cap. the president could say hey, you know what, give me my 5.7 or else i won't sign it. do you think the democrats are really going to throw away $130 billion of spending which they love to do, for a measly 5.7 billion? he's got them right where he wants them. or do the el chapo thing and that's how you get mexico to pay for it. >> greg: if you can't get mexico to pay for it, he will get a mexican to pay for it. it still qualifies. i always go back to the reason why this is so contaminated. it is the media. the media is that mirror the democrats have to face every day, right? the mirror laughs at you if you compromise, and if the media disappeared for one week, this problem would have been solved. perfect example is when you watch morning bozo.

he will scream about one and autocrat trump is. terrible, unbinding tyrant. then when trump compromises, he laughs at him and mocks him. the media knows if they do any compromise, if the democrats compromise, the media will mock them. there's no incentive for them to do it. if the media had disappeared, there would've been a compromise and they would've listened to the engineers and the experts. >> juan: right wing talk radio saying don't take this deal. >> jedediah: it's not just talk radio. it's a lot of people. >> juan: he was saying morning joe. anyway. >> greg: i said morning bozo. i don't watch morning joe. >> juan: dana, this is something jedediah was picking up on, we had a 35 day shutdown. he would have more money in a better deal if you had taken was offered in december than what's offered today. >> dana: that's what he probably should have done it and he didn't give the republicans he wasn't going to sign until the 11th hour which is how you ended up with a shutdown in the

first place. once the shutdown ended and that look like the president was willing to compromise and he has been willing to come his numbers went up. the state of the union was great. he's on a roll. to me, ride the wave, signed the deal, rise above the media. he's the most powerful person in the world. tell all of them yes, this is the deal we got. i'm happy with it. or maybe i'm not happy. i'm taking the deal because it's the right thing to do. i'm going to go into work on it. we know he's going to run on immigration and border issues for 2020 but stop pushing. i would say that his supporters, stop pushing him into fights he can't win because then you're back in this trying to say it's not a good deal and he doesn't look like a good deal maker. if you want to support him, just let it go. >> jedediah: the problem makes no sense now because he said originally what they offered wasn't enough because there was this emergency. when he rejected the deal, he amped up the conversation about how there was a huge national emergency. we are talking about caravans,

all of which is true. human trafficking, drug trafficking. now he's going to accept the deal at a lower value which makes all the talk about the national emergency look like he wasn't serious. >> jesse: there were some benefits. we got a lot of democrats on the record saying really dumb things about walls and we can use that against them in the midterms. also support for the wall has gone up and trump's numbers with hispanics have really skyrocketed. >> juan: we were talking about it. it was a fake emergency. there was never an invasion. >> greg: people died at the border. >> juan: the media reacts as of this is real. >> greg: you were screaming about humanitarian crisis so the government dealt with it. >> juan: it's a matter -- >> greg: you are denying that there were suffering. >> juan: the president today saying we are building the wall. if you're already building it, what are you complaining -- he says we have contracts. >> jesse: miles being built.

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♪ >> jesse: nickelback week. it is put up or shut up time for green new deal supporters. mitch mcconnell saying that they will vote to try to get democrats, especially 2020 hopefuls, on the record. >> i've noted with great interest the green new deal. and we are going to be voting on that in the senate. we will everybody an opportunity to go on record and see how they feel about the green new deal. >> jesse: that was him smiling, if you couldn't tell. one of the coauthors of the radical plan slamming the senate majority leader for trying to rush a vote.

senator ed markey getting mocked for accusing o'connell of trying to "sabotage" the movement. alexandria ocasio-cortez ramping up the rhetoric to defend the plan. freshman congresswoman tweeting "don't mess with our future when it comes to climate, it's all our lives at stake." the younger you are the more consequent as you'll see. and we will fight. dana, conservatives sometimes used to really dislike mitch mcconnell. they thought he was establishment and he wasn't getting things done. >> dana: so irritating. >> jesse: mitch mcconnell is really delivering. making these democrats vote on the green new deal. >> dana: he never wanted to run for president and that is something people kind of forget. he's a creature of the senate for he loves the senate, studied the senate, wanted to be part of it and doesn't have aspirations beyond that. he wants to do the best he can. it's interesting to me that last

week one marquis and acadia cortez introduced their resolution to great fanfare, among other cable stations, there was a bug that said count down to the green new deal press conference. they got a lot of press on it. these democrats signed on hand to me they are already on record supporting it. this vote is just formalizing it. >> jesse: these 2020 hopefuls are on the record saying they support demolishing air travel or giving free income for those unwilling to work, what does it do to them? >> greg: the vote is great because it exposes them is the most impractical children alive. they are voting for a rainbow made of marshmallows. mitch, he should be called satan's turtle. he looks so benign. >> jesse: what about cocaine mitch? >> greg: satan's turtle.

this plan is a typical progressive disaster and that it's only half a thing and it's the easy half which is the wish list. the other half is missing which is how do you achieve this? that leads to the ultimate problem, centralized, massive bureaucracy and that leads to coercion because in order to make something, a big dream that fails, in order to make it survive, you need coercion. that means you need an army to punish the individual. that means fascism and ultimately all of our deaths. >> jesse: wow. >> greg: that was my aoc impression. >> jesse: 2020 hopefuls on the democratic side not to keen on the green new deal. >> let's be sensible about what we are suggesting. let's not just throw stuff against a wall because it's a good slogan or we get a press release. let's be truthful. >> the green new deal, i see it, i see it as aspirational. i see it as a jump start. i would vote yes but i would

also if it got down to the nitty-gritty of actual legislation as opposed to "here are some goals we have," that would be different for me. >> jesse: subdivision. >> juan: before i begin, i must say i'm so pleased and proud of you for finally understanding that mitch mcconnell is a conservative. >> greg: me? that was the other guy. >> dana: [laughs] that was years ago. >> juan: even during the campaign, they were going after mitch mcconnell. here's the thing, mcconnell's staging and you could see it in the smile you described. it's a stunt. intended from his perspective to embarrass democrats. >> dana: are they embarrassed? >> juan: klobuchar said it's an aspirational resolution. it's not a piece of legislation. the people sign onto the idea, republicans haven't had any discussion about climate change,

apparently locked into the oil companies. the rest of the country says what's going on? they want to hear about it. that's why you have democrats saying this is an important step and we want to get on board. the specifics, you are right, they are not there but today we learned that the debt in this country now trillions under president trump. >> jesse: spending more trillions on a green new deal. >> juan: he said we are going to do away with it. no more debt. that's the kind of talk people tolerated on your side, jesse, but they don't want to tolerate it coming from alexandria ocasio-cortez. >> jedediah: i can't imagine why you would be embarrassed to support refurbishing every building in the united states in ten years, free jobs, higher education, guarantees of everything. stop being so defensive, democrats. if you like these ideas, great. when people interview and say

you want to elate or travel in ten years, be willing to stand by it. they shouldn't be defensive. if this is what they stand for and what they want to do and what they feel, you don't just put out a plan -- i love the line it's aspirational. i don't have time for that. i'm looking for facts. if you're really interested in limiting carbon emissions and that's your plan, people like mike bloomberg, people who are serious about that are looking at this and saying it's not about the wonderful "wizard of oz" and all the things maybe you could do if you had enough money. you are talking about trillions of dollars. you're going to put this out and claim to be a serious politician and be able to stand by it and explain it and vote for it to be able to tell people how are you going to pay for all the stuff. >> dana: can i add one thing? do you know what schumer should do as a counter stunt? tell the democrats to vote no. tell them all this is a stunt, everybody vote no and that way they don't have to worry about it. >> juan: that's what happened in the house. the house last year tried to do something like this on i.c.e. and the progressive side just --

>> jesse: that's what i don't like, you give advice to democrats. >> dana: they are probably way ahead of me. >> jesse: radical congresswoman omar causing more controversy today. we will show you next.

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♪ >> jedediah: democratic congresswoman ilhan omar trying to deflect the controversy over her anti-semitic remarks by attacking president trump for saying she should resign. walmart reading "you have traffic and hate your whole life against jews, muslims, indigenous, immigrants, black people and more. i learned from people, impacted by my words. when will you?" she was the subject of more headlines when she offended a hearing with the newly appointed special envoy to venezuela to attack him personally over his

involvement in the iran contra scandal. >> i fail to understand why members of this committee or the american people should find any testimony you give today to be truthful. >> if i can respond to that. >> it wasn't a question. that was not a question. i reserve the right to my time. >> jedediah: jesse, this issue of her deflecting and turning to trump, it's pretty outrageous because this is not one incident. this is a series of horrific tweets she's having her history. this horrific nonsense with the covington boys. there's so many instances when you could bring up her saying something bigoted and having to apologize or doing something questionable like that. what you think? >> jesse: she's not that smart. she called mr. abrams mr. adams when she introduced him.

there was in the anti-semitic intervention in minnesota in her district. they are jewish leaders, before she came to congress, so troubled by her language and her tweets, they staged it to our intervention at someone's home because they thought listen, she was in a canyon camp for somali refugees. maybe she didn't know about the holocaust, they thought. they tried to educate her on tropes and dog whistles and code words and this is the result. most of us came out of that conversation very troubled by the answers we received and not convinced where her heart is on these things. she hasn't changed. she hasn't listened, and she hasn't deleted any of these offensive tweets. >> jedediah: that's the problem, a pattern of behavior. she hasn't been stripped of any committee assignments. seems to be no real consequences. many are defending her. how many times does it take before someone says there's a

pattern. >> juan: how about steve king? have you heard anything from president trump? president trump has not said one word. >> jedediah: this is not about president trump. >> juan: it is. he is saying she should resign. he is saying she should resign and you are blaming her for her responding to the president calling her out. she said something that was offensive. she played on a trope, to my mind, that is absolutely degrading to jewish people and i think it contributes to the whole rise in anti-semitism around the globe. what did she do? she apologized. to my mind, what's going on here, people are saying you're not allowed to change the status quo. you're not allowed to start a conversation about what is u.s. policy with regard to israel and the palestinians? u.s. policy used to be that we believe in a two-state solution. trump and netanyahu come along, they knock it over and they don't have anything to substitute. somebody comes and who has experience in this area because

guess what, she's a muslim woman and she says hey, you know what, there's some reason have concerns about israeli policy, settlements, west bank. everybody else says no, no, don't talk about it. >> jesse: she said that israel was evil. she said they were evil. that was the controversy. >> juan: know, the controversy, she said to them we have a situation here where i feel that people are lobbying american politicians unfairly and she was wrong because guess what, american politicians lobbied all the time. >> jedediah: it doesn't exist in isolation. that wasn't one comment she made. people in other networks are saying, suggesting you can accuse her of bigotry because she's a woman. >> dana: cnn had their political reporter, who caught up with her in the hallway. she was incredibly rude to him. one of the books you might want to pick up is "how don't make

friends and influence people." i would like to defend elliot abrams. total gentleman, a patriot, public servant willing to go back into government to try to help free people from socialism. he doesn't need this job, and he's willing to go there and answer her questions. but he would also like to answer the attacks on his character. he could have very easily said something like, is there a reason you're treating me like this? should we talk about the reason? what's the reason you're treating me like this. he didn't do it. >> jesse: don't forget about the gum chewing. >> dana: i would recommend breath mints over gum. >> jedediah: the thing about her apology, many saying that it's not an apology. it's the way she approaches these things. even when she's apologizing, it doesn't seem sincere and it seems like she finds a way to twist it and say but, but, but. >> greg: i accepted her

apology but i do think she doesn't like jews. going after trump about bigotry is interesting, a jewish son and grandkids. best friend to israel. i am not sure what she's for when it comes to gay rights when she supports certain kinds of organizations that are homophobic and misogynistic. she is sympathetic to isis. let's not forget we talked about that. also other extremist organizations. she is defending venezuela's misery. i hope she doesn't change because i think sunlight is the best disinfectant. i hope she continues to represent her honest radical self because it's good to see that. i want to see exactly what she's like and she benefits from -- the media is disgusting because they are playing intersectional math. woman, muslim, minority,

leftist. total force field. this is why we have her now. she got away with it. >> juan: how about the voters of minnesota elected her. >> greg: yes. >> jedediah: that shocked me. >> greg: it's the republicans' fault. >> juan: you say that she's honest. the voters -- because >> greg: had no idea. maybe someday because -- >> juan: you open the door. people saying you're going after alexandria ocasio-cortez. you're going after ilhan omar, the lady from michigan. >> jesse: because they are socialist radicals. >> greg: he is doing exactly what i said. jesse, he's doing exactly what i said. intersectional math. you have to be sexist or homophobic if you come out against them. >> juan: i was saying -- >> greg: i apologize, juan. >> jedediah: it's not just about socialism. >> greg: i took the last part

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they got me this new thing. turn it around. >> greg: stop. >> dana: here we go. open it up and i will pull out a thing. we are going to pick a topic, each of us picked a topic. all of garden offering bread stick bouquet for valentine's day. why did you choose this? >> greg: it's crazy and stupid. number one, you have to make this yourself. you have to go to the website. you have to download this thing and then i think you have to bring it there and they fill it like it's a bouquet of carbohydrates. let's say you love your wife or your husband. do you want to put -- >> dana: it's only one day of the year that you're eating all the carbohydrates. >> greg: look at this. disgusting. olive garden! i'm just jealous because i can't eat carbs. >> juan: greg, are you in love

with me? >> jesse: this is the nicest thing you've ever given me. >> greg: hates brad, everybody everybody! -- >> dana: and mom trying to get dates for her son. university issuing a warning urging them to watch out for woman allegedly walking around campus. campus police have been called multiple occasions. >> jedediah: i think it's cute because it's not my mom. it's cute if it's someone else's mother. >> greg: she could be crazy. what if there is no kid and she's just wandering the campus? >> juan: let me say your mom mom -- this is for a son. >> jedediah: maybe she's just

old-fashioned. doesn't want him to be lonely. >> dana: it's not going to help his street cred. "los angeles times" ," french fries power rankings. coming last, 19 out of 19. is this yours, jesse? >> jesse: what were the rankings? what was number one? >> greg: arby's is the greatest. >> dana: five guys, mcdonald's, del taco, steak 'n shake, arby's. >> greg: arby's is better. >> jesse: let's try the arby's arby's. >> greg: the first curly fried fried. >> jesse: what's the one in the middle? >> jesse: >> juan: it's got to t fries. >> jesse: five guys, number one. >> dana: mcdonald's, always

a crowd favorite. >> jesse: it's a tie between five guys and mcdonald's. >> jedediah: you can't compare curly fry. >> dana: the marie condo effects. she is tidying up, the joy of all that you got to clean up your apartment and all the women love it. peter is like, i will never watch another episode ever. since her show debuted on netflix, thrift stores have reported a massive influx of donations. in the last month, tampa bay goodwill stores received an additional 5 million pounds of clothes, furniture and other items. people thinks their belongings and gave them away. >> jesse: it's a tax write off. there you go. >> juan: do you remember bill clinton's underwear? >> greg: i still have a pair. >> dana: 's juan, this is

yours. >> juan: your happiness falls off, you get happier until you reach age 70. here's the key. the keys to happiness. health, marriage, education. the happiest people, the clergy. pro-athlete, number two. air traffic controllers, number three. >> dana: i'm not buying any of that. >> juan: politicians are number four. >> dana: that's fake news may be. is up next. -- "one more thing" is up next this is loma linda,

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>> one more thing, jesse. >> time for mom tags all from yesterday show, get ready. number one come i'm offended by

many of your comments. number two, jesse you are eating too much meat when you need to eat a plant-based diet. you are misrepresenting these women when you lump, climb, generalize and label them. how does that foster conversation, jesse? >> foster conversation. please bring back dana. you have lost the balance. [laughter] this is in all caps, stop yelling at juan. >> and you must stop being trumpet mouthpiece. do not spirit trumps insults. that is beneath you. actually, it is not. finally, one positive your tie knot looks better and buttoning your top button. there you go. martha maccallum tonight wednesdays with waters. >> talk about inspiring come here as nfl linebacker she came griffin at the burke rehabilitation center in

jacksonville, florida, griffin is missing his left hand has met little guy with a disabled limb, take a look. >> yeah, griffin's hand was amputated age four due to extreme birth defect. but this year he made the seattle seahawks as a starting linebacker. the rehab center thanked griffin and said they were inspired by his kindness to the young man. but also his personal story pushing past obstacles to achieve his dreams. let's hope this youngsters dreams also come true. >> all right, last night 143rd westminster dog kennel show, look how fast this little dog does. 7-year-old king, the wire fox terrier. that is the next one. the best in show, but i have to tell you the best in show in my life is judith.

this is jasper sister. she is currently featured in a macy's route from marin campaign. she is famous, that will litter is amazing, and also, i tell you what pod test that we recorded today. foxnewspodcast.com i have my new went up there with howie kurtz, he is electrifying, check it out, you tweeted it. now it is time for this. all right, because it's almost valentine's day, let's check out this tale of love. first, it starts out, they can't stand each other. the cats going up to the dogs, the dogs going after the cats. then something strange happens. they start to look into each other's eyes and they start to see something that they didn't see before. and before you know it, it was all -- almost as though they were in love. and what was going to happen?

nope, and there it is. >> beautiful. >> there it is, that is how the world should be. sorry, you are out of time. >> i would give up my time for a cat nap. >> special report is up next, who is they is they are, hey, bret. >> bret: dogs and cats living together thanks greg. the process of firming up from a compromise budget deal to avert a partial government shutdown, but still no decision from the president about signing it. it could be a last-minute snag. we will bring you the latest. has the national debt crash $22 trillion ceiling and the ripple effects to the u.s. economy. as venezuela endures a political economic and humanitarian crisis, we will get perspectives from the president of the next-door neighbor columbia who met with president trump today. this is a special.